1 00:00:03,264 --> 00:00:05,744 Green light. 2 00:00:05,744 --> 00:00:07,050 Red light. 3 00:00:07,050 --> 00:00:09,400 Gregory. There you are, my guy. 4 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:10,836 Hey, did you hear this whole thing about Chris 5 00:00:10,836 --> 00:00:12,969 in Ms. Williams' class, his mom? 6 00:00:12,969 --> 00:00:14,623 Green light. The lady with the lip ring? 7 00:00:14,623 --> 00:00:15,885 Yeah, she got arrested. 8 00:00:15,885 --> 00:00:17,800 What?! Red light. 9 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:19,845 - Go on. - Oh, this is bonkers. 10 00:00:19,845 --> 00:00:21,151 Arrested for what? 11 00:00:21,151 --> 00:00:23,414 Mm. Protesting workplace conditions. 12 00:00:23,414 --> 00:00:24,807 Oh. Green light. 13 00:00:24,807 --> 00:00:26,461 No, no, no, no. It gets good. 14 00:00:26,461 --> 00:00:28,419 It was at that strip club, Virgo's. 15 00:00:28,419 --> 00:00:29,942 Red light. 16 00:00:29,942 --> 00:00:32,162 Well, technically, just outside the strip club. 17 00:00:33,685 --> 00:00:34,817 Yellow light. 18 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:37,559 Red light. 19 00:00:37,559 --> 00:00:40,518 The cops throw her in the back of the car. 20 00:00:40,518 --> 00:00:41,867 One of them was her cousin, though, 21 00:00:41,867 --> 00:00:44,044 so I think they just drove her home. 22 00:00:46,307 --> 00:00:47,308 Green light. 23 00:01:02,932 --> 00:01:04,803 Eight-year anniversary. 24 00:01:04,803 --> 00:01:06,849 It's Medieval Times. 25 00:01:06,849 --> 00:01:09,982 He wouldn't stop speaking in a British accent. 26 00:01:09,982 --> 00:01:11,506 Freed all the knights' horses, 27 00:01:11,506 --> 00:01:14,509 which caused a little traffic thing, so... 28 00:01:14,509 --> 00:01:16,989 Tariq is in town, so I asked him 29 00:01:16,989 --> 00:01:18,817 to grab the rest of his stuff. 30 00:01:18,817 --> 00:01:22,299 I decided that when your relationship is 100% over, 31 00:01:22,299 --> 00:01:23,692 your ex shouldn't be keeping, 32 00:01:23,692 --> 00:01:26,999 like, 90% of his things at your place. 33 00:01:26,999 --> 00:01:29,480 His Pokémon plush toy, Charmeleon. 34 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:32,004 He said it was the only thing that understood him. 35 00:01:32,004 --> 00:01:35,356 "Dragon Ball Z," "Gundam" figures, "Attack on Titan." 36 00:01:35,356 --> 00:01:37,097 A lot of anime. 37 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:41,188 Wait, I think the last one was manga? 38 00:01:41,188 --> 00:01:44,495 He would always get sad when I confused the two. 39 00:01:44,495 --> 00:01:46,018 It's all gotta go. 40 00:01:46,018 --> 00:01:47,411 Good morning. 41 00:01:47,411 --> 00:01:48,804 Ooh, I love that jacket. 42 00:01:48,804 --> 00:01:50,327 That's so cute. Love it. 43 00:01:50,327 --> 00:01:52,503 Hey, no running in there! 44 00:01:52,503 --> 00:01:53,678 Please have a seat. 45 00:01:53,678 --> 00:01:55,680 Mm. Yellin' at 'em. 46 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:57,073 Just like on TV. 47 00:01:58,335 --> 00:01:59,597 Hey. 48 00:01:59,597 --> 00:02:00,729 'Sup, lower case? 49 00:02:00,729 --> 00:02:01,991 Oh, Khalil. 50 00:02:01,991 --> 00:02:03,384 He's doing great. 51 00:02:03,384 --> 00:02:05,037 Kid's got his seven multiples down now. 52 00:02:05,037 --> 00:02:07,562 Try not to take him on a field trip to the casino. 53 00:02:07,562 --> 00:02:09,172 Okay. 54 00:02:12,349 --> 00:02:14,308 Thank you. 55 00:02:14,308 --> 00:02:16,658 And I thank you, Joshua. 56 00:02:16,658 --> 00:02:19,051 Hey, keep your head up, Mr. C. 57 00:02:19,051 --> 00:02:20,792 We know you're trying your best. 58 00:02:20,792 --> 00:02:22,185 Excuse me? 59 00:02:22,185 --> 00:02:24,666 I saw the commercial about the school on Hulu 60 00:02:24,666 --> 00:02:26,407 when I was watching "One-Punch Man." 61 00:02:26,407 --> 00:02:28,148 Oh. Great show. 62 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,280 I love that he can defeat anyone with just one punch, 63 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:31,890 yet when tasked with the mundane, he-- 64 00:02:31,890 --> 00:02:33,370 Wait, what commercial? 65 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:35,067 Uh... ooh. 66 00:02:36,243 --> 00:02:39,420 There is a commercial running saying how bad Abbott is, 67 00:02:39,420 --> 00:02:40,812 and we are all in it. 68 00:02:40,812 --> 00:02:42,553 Jacob, we're munching on our lunches. 69 00:02:42,553 --> 00:02:44,903 Wait, a commercial? 70 00:02:44,903 --> 00:02:47,384 That's why that parent said something about me on TV. 71 00:02:47,384 --> 00:02:49,386 Was there a bit about me gambling? 72 00:02:49,386 --> 00:02:51,040 'Cause a parent said something 73 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:52,824 that almost triggered my fight-or-fight response. 74 00:02:52,824 --> 00:02:54,304 Mm, you mean fight or flight. 75 00:02:54,304 --> 00:02:56,654 No. I'm not a flippin' bird, Gregory. 76 00:02:56,654 --> 00:02:59,135 There's a commercial with all of us. 77 00:02:59,135 --> 00:03:01,093 Turn on the TV!Yeah. 78 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:07,926 So, come on down to Katrina's Braid Emporium. 79 00:03:07,926 --> 00:03:10,320 Nigerian braids, American prices. 80 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:12,192 Located at-- There has to be a better way. 81 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,758 Y'all not gonna believe this, but I was watching "Gourders," 82 00:03:13,758 --> 00:03:15,325 that show about pumpkin hoarders, 83 00:03:15,325 --> 00:03:17,806 and a commercial about Abbott came on. It's bad. 84 00:03:17,806 --> 00:03:20,156 I had to watch two more episodes - before it played again. - Oh. 85 00:03:21,462 --> 00:03:23,028 Philadelphia students 86 00:03:23,028 --> 00:03:26,162 deserve to have a quality education. 87 00:03:26,162 --> 00:03:28,860 It's impossible for these students to succeed 88 00:03:28,860 --> 00:03:32,516 because traditional public schools are failing. 89 00:03:34,779 --> 00:03:37,391 They don't need teachers with shady backgrounds. 90 00:03:37,391 --> 00:03:39,044 Feels light. 91 00:03:39,044 --> 00:03:41,264 Alright, which one of youse is holding out on me? 92 00:03:41,264 --> 00:03:44,441 Shouldn't our children be allowed to express themselves? 93 00:03:44,441 --> 00:03:49,316 Please stop dancing. 94 00:03:49,316 --> 00:03:51,796 They don't need teachers that belittle their culture. 95 00:03:51,796 --> 00:03:53,581 Good job, dawg! 96 00:03:53,581 --> 00:03:55,322 Arf! Arf! 97 00:03:55,322 --> 00:03:58,673 Don't our children deserve teachers they respect? 98 00:03:58,673 --> 00:04:00,065 Alaya. 99 00:04:00,065 --> 00:04:02,633 Sit down. 100 00:04:02,633 --> 00:04:06,724 If you have any respect for yourself or your neighborhood, 101 00:04:06,724 --> 00:04:09,510 you'll support Legendary Charter Schools, 102 00:04:09,510 --> 00:04:12,034 developed solely for your neighborhoods. 103 00:04:12,034 --> 00:04:14,993 Charter schools are how we can get good teachers 104 00:04:14,993 --> 00:04:17,300 the support they need. 105 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:19,824 Yeah! 106 00:04:19,824 --> 00:04:22,827 ♪ Legendary Schools♪ 107 00:04:22,827 --> 00:04:25,003 Is this a diss track? Let me get in the booth. 108 00:04:25,003 --> 00:04:27,005 I don't even sound like that, dawg. 109 00:04:27,005 --> 00:04:29,181 This buffoonery will not stand. 110 00:04:29,181 --> 00:04:30,357 How did they even get this footage? 111 00:04:30,357 --> 00:04:33,316 - Yeah. - A camera crew came in. 112 00:04:33,316 --> 00:04:35,057 I thought it was one of them. 113 00:04:35,057 --> 00:04:36,798 Oh, like y'all can tell these moderately attractive 114 00:04:36,798 --> 00:04:38,365 white men with beards apart. 115 00:04:38,365 --> 00:04:39,844 What's even under there? 116 00:04:39,844 --> 00:04:42,543 See, this is why I never trusted any of youse. 117 00:04:42,543 --> 00:04:44,022 Now, get the cameras out of my face 118 00:04:44,022 --> 00:04:45,850 before I give you a colonoscopy with it. 119 00:04:45,850 --> 00:04:47,765 We need to get this commercial taken down. 120 00:04:47,765 --> 00:04:49,114 Yes. 121 00:04:49,114 --> 00:04:50,768 And just so you parents know, 122 00:04:50,768 --> 00:04:53,641 any commercials you may have seen are not true. 123 00:04:53,641 --> 00:04:56,687 This is an excellent school, and your children are learning. 124 00:04:56,687 --> 00:04:59,603 - Yeah, right. - Yeah, it is right. 125 00:05:00,474 --> 00:05:01,736 But, like... 126 00:05:03,215 --> 00:05:04,782 Hey, girl, hey! 127 00:05:04,782 --> 00:05:07,655 So, I started watching that show about couponing savants. 128 00:05:07,655 --> 00:05:08,699 Uh-huh. 129 00:05:08,699 --> 00:05:10,353 Couldn't get into it. Oh. 130 00:05:10,353 --> 00:05:12,529 You truly do have the taste of a middle-aged Midwestern mama. 131 00:05:12,529 --> 00:05:14,096 Well, thank you, Erika. 132 00:05:14,096 --> 00:05:15,576 Oh, what are you doing tomorrow? 133 00:05:15,576 --> 00:05:17,708 I found a new paint-and-sip, but this one got hookah. 134 00:05:17,708 --> 00:05:19,841 Oh! Oh, but I can't. 135 00:05:19,841 --> 00:05:21,886 Tariq is coming by my place to pick up his stuff tomorrow. 136 00:05:21,886 --> 00:05:23,366 Girl. "Girl"? 137 00:05:23,366 --> 00:05:24,759 You can't have that man come to your crib. 138 00:05:24,759 --> 00:05:26,413 Why not? We're broken up. 139 00:05:26,413 --> 00:05:27,892 It's history. Exactly. 140 00:05:27,892 --> 00:05:30,460 Too much history there. 141 00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:34,159 Listen, you need to meet him someplace neutral and unsexy. 142 00:05:34,159 --> 00:05:36,336 - Okay. - Like, um, a school parking lot. 143 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:38,120 - Mm. - Or like a cheesesteak spot. 144 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:41,558 Well, he finds shaved meat sexy, so parking lot it is. 145 00:05:41,558 --> 00:05:43,821 - Let me know how it go. - Okay. 146 00:05:48,565 --> 00:05:50,045 I got surprises. I can do surprises. 147 00:05:53,701 --> 00:05:55,920 Psst! I think we might just be able to nip 148 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:57,139 this commercial in the bud. 149 00:05:57,139 --> 00:05:59,054 Melissa called in a favor. 150 00:05:59,054 --> 00:06:00,621 And now you've made me an accessory. 151 00:06:00,621 --> 00:06:02,100 She's got a friend who's a lawyer. 152 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:03,188 Oh, fun. 153 00:06:03,188 --> 00:06:04,625 Okay. Yeah. 154 00:06:04,625 --> 00:06:06,714 - Mr. F.A.D.E.! - Aw, yeah. 155 00:06:08,585 --> 00:06:10,065 Wassup, my little No Limit Solders? 156 00:06:10,065 --> 00:06:11,762 How y'all doing? Yeah. 157 00:06:11,762 --> 00:06:13,155 Hey, Tariq. 158 00:06:13,155 --> 00:06:14,765 What are you doing in here? 159 00:06:14,765 --> 00:06:16,550 I told you to come at noon and to wait in the parking lot. 160 00:06:16,550 --> 00:06:18,378 I know, but these are my day ones. 161 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,728 Had to come say "what's up" to the little studious homies. 162 00:06:20,728 --> 00:06:22,817 Ms. Teagues, can we show Mr. F.A.D.E. 163 00:06:22,817 --> 00:06:24,035 the new sight words we know? 164 00:06:24,035 --> 00:06:26,342 - Ooh. Yes, yes. - Yeah! 165 00:06:26,342 --> 00:06:28,431 Ooh, pwease, Ms. Teagues? 166 00:06:28,431 --> 00:06:29,650 Pwease? 167 00:06:29,650 --> 00:06:30,912 I love your skirt, by the way. 168 00:06:30,912 --> 00:06:32,087 Makes me want to play "Candy Land." 169 00:06:32,087 --> 00:06:33,349 Oh. Thank you. 170 00:06:33,349 --> 00:06:34,611 I knew it was giving Princess Lolly. 171 00:06:34,611 --> 00:06:36,570 You're doing it. You're doing it. 172 00:06:36,570 --> 00:06:38,006 Look, I have to teach, 173 00:06:38,006 --> 00:06:41,444 but I guess you can stay for a little while. 174 00:06:41,444 --> 00:06:42,880 I'm chilling. Okay. 175 00:06:44,839 --> 00:06:47,755 Alright. Tell me about these on-sight words, y'all. 176 00:06:47,755 --> 00:06:49,539 What, they trying to catch these hands or something? 177 00:06:51,019 --> 00:06:53,282 I did worry it might be awkward, 178 00:06:53,282 --> 00:06:56,851 but I don't think it's actually possible 179 00:06:56,851 --> 00:06:58,766 to be awkward around Tariq. 180 00:06:58,766 --> 00:07:00,202 - No, it's good. - Good news, too, so... 181 00:07:00,202 --> 00:07:01,725 - Yeah. - I'm-- I'm super-hype. 182 00:07:01,725 --> 00:07:03,466 - Me too. - Oh, I hate to be the perpetual resident 183 00:07:03,466 --> 00:07:05,207 of Buzzkill, Pennsylvania, 184 00:07:05,207 --> 00:07:07,427 but, uh, we are meeting with the lawyer any minute-- 185 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:08,732 I am the lawyer. 186 00:07:08,732 --> 00:07:09,820 Oh. 187 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:11,126 Of course you are. 188 00:07:11,126 --> 00:07:12,649 I knew that. 189 00:07:12,649 --> 00:07:14,695 "Erin Brockovich" is, like, my favorite movie. 190 00:07:14,695 --> 00:07:17,437 This is Candace. She's a friend of my family, 191 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:20,048 and she's a beast in the courtroom. 192 00:07:20,048 --> 00:07:21,745 Candace is the reason why Martha Stewart 193 00:07:21,745 --> 00:07:22,964 had a window in her cell. 194 00:07:22,964 --> 00:07:24,356 - Oh. - Oh. 195 00:07:24,356 --> 00:07:25,836 Melissa briefed me on what's going on, 196 00:07:25,836 --> 00:07:27,316 and it sounds like you have a strong enough case 197 00:07:27,316 --> 00:07:29,013 to sue these chumps for all they're worth. 198 00:07:29,013 --> 00:07:31,407 Yes. I knew this principal thing would work out for me one day. 199 00:07:31,407 --> 00:07:32,495 Now, how much money are we talking? 200 00:07:32,495 --> 00:07:34,105 Like, a foldable stack? 201 00:07:34,105 --> 00:07:36,847 To be clear, this camera crew trespassed, right? 202 00:07:36,847 --> 00:07:38,980 Well, actually, I let them in. 203 00:07:38,980 --> 00:07:42,505 Okay, but they used your likeness without consent. 204 00:07:42,505 --> 00:07:44,464 Yeah, well, we did sign these. 205 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:47,423 Um... but they misrepresented what they were doing? 206 00:07:47,423 --> 00:07:51,035 Well, they did say they were coming to get footage of us, 207 00:07:51,035 --> 00:07:52,515 - which they did. - Yeah. 208 00:07:52,515 --> 00:07:55,910 Okay, so, uh, what I'm seeing here is, 209 00:07:55,910 --> 00:07:58,042 you guys just failed to pay attention 210 00:07:58,042 --> 00:07:59,304 to what was happening. 211 00:07:59,304 --> 00:08:00,741 You have absolutely no case, 212 00:08:00,741 --> 00:08:02,220 and, in fact, according to this, 213 00:08:02,220 --> 00:08:05,267 you might each owe Legendary Charters, 214 00:08:05,267 --> 00:08:07,399 yeah, $200 for crew fees. 215 00:08:07,399 --> 00:08:09,097 - For what? - Candace! 216 00:08:09,097 --> 00:08:10,707 I don't--Melissa: Let them try to get the money. 217 00:08:10,707 --> 00:08:11,839 Wait, so you are saying that we're just gonna have 218 00:08:11,839 --> 00:08:13,362 to see this commercial forever, 219 00:08:13,362 --> 00:08:15,364 and there's no way we can get it off the air? 220 00:08:15,364 --> 00:08:17,453 You could pay for Hulu without commercials. 221 00:08:17,453 --> 00:08:19,281 - D-- - Mm-hmm. 222 00:08:19,281 --> 00:08:20,630 Aw, yeah. 223 00:08:20,630 --> 00:08:21,936 My dawg. 224 00:08:21,936 --> 00:08:23,372 Thanks for giving me some of that good TP. 225 00:08:23,372 --> 00:08:24,591 Mm. 226 00:08:24,591 --> 00:08:26,201 You know, we can't get this in New York. 227 00:08:26,201 --> 00:08:27,419 You look good, by the way. 228 00:08:27,419 --> 00:08:28,595 Oh. 229 00:08:28,595 --> 00:08:30,118 Thank you. You look good, too. 230 00:08:30,118 --> 00:08:32,642 I mean, glad to hear you're killing it up there, 231 00:08:32,642 --> 00:08:34,122 selling out those school auditoriums. 232 00:08:34,122 --> 00:08:35,384 I mean, that's the dream. 233 00:08:35,384 --> 00:08:37,081 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 234 00:08:37,081 --> 00:08:39,997 I mean, keep it on the down low, but, uh, I'm in talks to play 235 00:08:39,997 --> 00:08:43,348 Nick Cannon's next baby shower. 236 00:08:43,348 --> 00:08:44,393 'Kay. 237 00:08:44,393 --> 00:08:46,003 Uh, alright. 238 00:08:46,003 --> 00:08:49,267 Well, um, glad it's all finally happening for you. 239 00:08:49,267 --> 00:08:50,921 Yeah. 240 00:08:50,921 --> 00:08:53,968 Alright, well, I should probably get back to class. 241 00:08:53,968 --> 00:08:58,363 Or-- Or we could continue this conversation at Bahama Breeze. 242 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,932 Old time's sake? 243 00:09:03,281 --> 00:09:04,848 It's just dinner. 244 00:09:04,848 --> 00:09:06,807 I was gonna have dinner anyway. 245 00:09:06,807 --> 00:09:11,594 But now it's with someone I used to date for a decade. 246 00:09:11,594 --> 00:09:13,988 So, I'm just a single girl having dinner 247 00:09:13,988 --> 00:09:17,557 with the only person I've ever had a sexual relationship with. 248 00:09:20,342 --> 00:09:21,865 I did it. 249 00:09:21,865 --> 00:09:24,607 I found the dirty rat in charge of Legendary Charters. 250 00:09:24,607 --> 00:09:27,349 Melissa Schemmenti comes through again. 251 00:09:27,349 --> 00:09:28,350 How'd you do it? 252 00:09:28,350 --> 00:09:30,308 Oh, I've got my ways. 253 00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:31,788 I Googled it. 254 00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:34,486 But I like to maintain that air of dark mystery. 255 00:09:34,486 --> 00:09:37,228 Scumbag's name is Draemond Winding. 256 00:09:37,228 --> 00:09:38,621 He's a real piece of work. 257 00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:40,362 He's a big name in New York charter schools. 258 00:09:40,362 --> 00:09:42,277 Now he's got his sights set on Philly. 259 00:09:42,277 --> 00:09:44,714 Well, what's our next move? How do we get to this guy? 260 00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:46,194 - Find his grandma. - Find his mother's mother. 261 00:09:46,194 --> 00:09:49,763 I say we just let this thing wind itself down. 262 00:09:49,763 --> 00:09:52,679 Not the first time anyone's said anything bad about Abbott, 263 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:54,594 and it certainly won't be the last. 264 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:57,292 What's with the change in tune? 265 00:09:57,292 --> 00:09:58,902 The more we fight this, 266 00:09:58,902 --> 00:10:00,512 the more attention we bring to the commercial. 267 00:10:00,512 --> 00:10:01,862 Okay, but this is personal. 268 00:10:01,862 --> 00:10:03,472 They called us bad teachers. 269 00:10:03,472 --> 00:10:05,300 Yeah, uh, not all of us. 270 00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:07,650 Some of us came off looking pretty good in that commercial. 271 00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:10,174 That is not what this is about. 272 00:10:10,174 --> 00:10:13,177 Then what's it about... Barb? 273 00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:16,485 I do not agree with anything in that commercial. 274 00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:18,922 I just think that we need to find a different way 275 00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:20,707 to get what we want. 276 00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,491 If-- If we stoop to their level, 277 00:10:22,491 --> 00:10:24,667 we're no better than they are. 278 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,321 They go low, we go high. 279 00:10:26,321 --> 00:10:28,192 Yeah. Eyes, nose, throat. 280 00:10:28,192 --> 00:10:29,890 No. 281 00:10:32,022 --> 00:10:33,850 Ayo, talent manager, 282 00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:35,330 what you doing hanging out with that dirt? 283 00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:36,984 Oh, nothing. I just like coming out to the garden. 284 00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:39,551 I don't ever touch it or do anything to make it better. 285 00:10:39,551 --> 00:10:41,466 You're a weird dude. 286 00:10:41,466 --> 00:10:42,685 That's cool. 287 00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:44,382 And, um, what are you doing here? 288 00:10:44,382 --> 00:10:45,557 Oh, you know, I'm just picking some stuff up. 289 00:10:45,557 --> 00:10:46,820 Then I'm going to din din 290 00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:48,038 with 'Neen 'Neen for some nom noms. 291 00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:50,650 - Y'all are going to dinner? - Yeah, yeah. 292 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:51,868 You know, we're gonna see how it goes, 293 00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:54,697 but maybe afterwards go to a Redbox, 294 00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:56,307 take it back to her place, you know? 295 00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:58,222 You know what her favorite movie is, by the way? 296 00:10:58,222 --> 00:11:00,224 You don't know what Janine's favorite movie is? 297 00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:02,574 I think it was "Up." 298 00:11:02,574 --> 00:11:04,446 Maybe it was "Us." 299 00:11:04,446 --> 00:11:07,231 Something with an "uh" sound somewhere in there. 300 00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:08,406 I've been taking these new brain pills 301 00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:09,494 that got nootropics in them. 302 00:11:09,494 --> 00:11:12,062 They clearly "noot" working. 303 00:11:12,062 --> 00:11:13,498 I said, "They 'noot' working."Yeah, I heard you. 304 00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:15,718 - I heard you. Yeah, I heard you. - Okay. Okay. 305 00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:18,939 And that's why we're "Ghana" learn about Africa next wee-- 306 00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:21,245 Joshua Richardson, pack your things. 307 00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:23,639 Your transfer to Addington has been approved. 308 00:11:23,639 --> 00:11:25,249 Joshua, how could you? 309 00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:27,643 I didn't. My mom did, you dork. 310 00:11:27,643 --> 00:11:29,601 Damn. Oh. 311 00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:30,690 I'm leaving. 312 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,779 I can talk how I want now. 313 00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,650 My God. That commercial's got these kids 314 00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:36,260 transferring left and right. 315 00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:37,914 You know how much paperwork goes into a transfer? 316 00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:39,611 I've signed my name, like, six times today. 317 00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:41,309 And, what, they just want me to know the date? 318 00:11:41,309 --> 00:11:42,745 We gotta put a stop to this. 319 00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:44,094 Parents are calling me names. 320 00:11:44,094 --> 00:11:45,748 A couple of them said that I look like somebody 321 00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:48,272 who I definitely do not. 322 00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:50,100 Deuces, Squidward. 323 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:55,105 Uh, alright, buddy, I will, uh, catch you on the flip. 324 00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:57,281 See y'all broke bois later. 325 00:11:57,281 --> 00:11:58,630 Okay. 326 00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:00,067 ♪ Legendary Schools 327 00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:02,156 Um... 328 00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:06,029 If you have any respect for yourself 329 00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:07,727 or your neighborhood... 330 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:08,771 you'll support... Ugh! 331 00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:10,294 ...Legendary Charter Schools-- 332 00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:11,818 I cannot escape that commercial. 333 00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:14,255 - It's like T-Pain in '08. - You know what? 334 00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:15,822 Barb doesn't want to help, fine. 335 00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:19,390 We have the name and number of Legendary Charters' CEO. 336 00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:21,871 I say we just give him a call. 337 00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:25,353 E-mails may be Janine's thing, but phone calls are mine. 338 00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:26,920 He's CEO of a company. 339 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:28,443 He's not gonna just answer an unknown phone call, 340 00:12:28,443 --> 00:12:29,966 Scrappy-Doo. 341 00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:31,751 Well, then I will leave a voicemail for the ages. 342 00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,711 Someone picked up. Hello? 343 00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:38,496 I'd like to speak to Draemond. 344 00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:39,889 It's him. 345 00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:41,499 What kind of weirdo answers a random number? 346 00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:44,764 Well, this is Jacob Hill, 347 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,940 history teacher over at Abbott Elementary. 348 00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:48,768 Heard of it? 349 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,726 Whenever you want to stop hiding behind your little commercial 350 00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:54,556 and come down here-- 351 00:12:54,556 --> 00:12:56,688 Oh, you will come down here? 352 00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:58,908 You've got an opening this afternoon? 353 00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:03,043 Well, I don't have my schedule in front of me, 354 00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:06,046 but, um, yeah, that could work. 355 00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:09,397 Yes. No, I've never considered voice acting. 356 00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:14,010 Oh, mezzo-soprano, actually, but that was ages ago. 357 00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:16,404 Yeah, maybe I will. 358 00:13:16,404 --> 00:13:18,536 Mm-hmm. 359 00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:19,842 Okay, buh-bye. 360 00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,496 What'd he say? 361 00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:24,368 That I remind him of a seasoned Timothée Chalamet. 362 00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:25,848 About the commercial, dummy. 363 00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,197 Uh, he's coming to Abbott. 364 00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:28,633 He wants to talk. 365 00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:31,201 And he sounds handsome. 366 00:13:31,201 --> 00:13:33,638 Oh. A twist. 367 00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:35,292 See you tomorrow. 368 00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:38,730 - Hey. - Hey. 369 00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:39,906 Ah, that's still straight. 370 00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:41,037 Yeah. 371 00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:42,560 Yup. 372 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:43,910 So, what's up? 373 00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:46,521 Uh, I ran into Tariq outside. Mm. 374 00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:47,870 He said you guys are going out tonight. 375 00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,002 Oh, yeah. It's just gonna be 376 00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:50,742 a little catch-up sesh over dinner. 377 00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:53,571 Well, he may think it's a little bit more than dinner. 378 00:13:53,571 --> 00:13:54,659 You sure it's a good idea? 379 00:13:56,966 --> 00:14:00,840 I'm sure, and you don't really have to worry about it, 380 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:04,234 'cause it's kind of none of your business. 381 00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:08,412 S-- 382 00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:09,544 Just looking out for a friend. 383 00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:11,981 Yeah, no. Thanks, friend. 384 00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,035 When is this guy getting here? 385 00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:23,166 I am losing my nerve. 386 00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:24,689 And you're getting on mine. 387 00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:29,651 Ava Coleman. 388 00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:30,782 Draemond Winding. 389 00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:32,393 Pleasure to meet you. 390 00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:33,785 Got him. 391 00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:35,265 Principal Ava Coleman. 392 00:14:35,265 --> 00:14:36,963 And of course it is. 393 00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,790 I'm surprised you were able to make the time. 394 00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:41,881 Shouldn't you be off somewhere shutting down an orphanage? 395 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,534 You must be Melissa Schemmenti. 396 00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:45,536 Who the hell you think you are, knowing my name? 397 00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:48,844 And, uh, I, of course, am Jacob Hill. 398 00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:51,803 We spoke on the phone. 399 00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:53,283 Remember? 400 00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:55,111 Chalamet? 401 00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:57,809 Your commercial was all wrong, okay? 402 00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:59,855 And very disrespectful of our school. 403 00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:02,771 30 years, and this place still smells exactly the same. 404 00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:04,033 What's that supposed to mean? 405 00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,469 Oh, did I forget to mention? 406 00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:08,211 I, uh-- I was a student here at Abbott. 407 00:15:08,211 --> 00:15:09,560 Wait, you went to Abbott? 408 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:10,953 I did. 409 00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,781 There she is. 410 00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:15,479 The greatest teacher I ever had. 411 00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:17,568 Mrs. Howard. 412 00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:19,048 Been far too long. 413 00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:21,529 Oh. 414 00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:28,710 Barb, you taught that doorknob? 415 00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:30,190 You just a secret Sith, huh? 416 00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:33,410 Draemond was in my very first class. 417 00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:35,978 Oh, such a beautiful child. 418 00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:38,938 He was going through a lot at home. 419 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,027 He was so young, and he already felt like 420 00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:43,681 the world had turned its back on him. 421 00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:45,379 I couldn't let him feel that way. 422 00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:47,337 Well, he a grown-ass man wearing Florsheims now, 423 00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:48,904 so you need to recognize. 424 00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:51,602 Y-- And he's trying to bring down Abbott. 425 00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:57,478 Damn. 426 00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:59,306 Oh, I'm just waiting on 'Neen. 427 00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:01,786 Did you pick those flowers out of my garden? 428 00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:04,615 No? 429 00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:09,446 With a cohesive vision and some direction, 430 00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:10,882 you can even turn a place like this around. 431 00:16:10,882 --> 00:16:12,710 That's what we do at Legendary Schools. 432 00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:15,452 ♪ Legendary Schools 433 00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:17,193 Look at that. See? 434 00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:19,500 I'd be willing to bet Abbott Elementary's never even thought 435 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,806 about something like branding, right? 436 00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:24,244 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cut the crap. 437 00:16:24,244 --> 00:16:26,376 You use kids in your attack ads. 438 00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:28,074 How much you really care about them? 439 00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:30,728 We just aired what we shot. 440 00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:32,469 You didn't make it tough on us. 441 00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:35,429 Look, the conditions of this place are abysmal. 442 00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:37,387 Not to mention you have a principal who knows more about 443 00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:39,911 the cast of "Love Island" than she does her own students. 444 00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:42,740 Hey! Just as much. 445 00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:46,005 Look, the fact that you've been able to retain a talent 446 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:49,312 like Barbara Howard this long's a miracle. 447 00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:50,835 She's honestly the only teacher 448 00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:53,186 that still qualifies this place as a school. 449 00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:54,926 - Hey. - Enough! 450 00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:58,104 My classroom now, Draemond! 451 00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:02,238 I'm coming. 452 00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:05,067 I actually haven't been back to Bahama Breeze 453 00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:07,939 since Tariq and I broke up, so-- I don't know-- 454 00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:09,941 I think it'll be nice to shoot the breeze 455 00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:12,901 at the Breeze again, as Tariq would say. 456 00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:13,989 Oh. 457 00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:19,081 Oh, God. Why use permanent marker, Tariq? 458 00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:28,395 Yo, 'Neen, turns out my ride isn't coming, 459 00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:29,874 so just like old times, 460 00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:31,354 I'mma need you to gas up the Coroll-ie, 461 00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:33,269 'cause we setting sail for the Breezy. 462 00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:35,445 Choo-choo! 463 00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:38,057 Also, I owe you half a sandwich. 464 00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:40,581 Wh-- 465 00:17:44,454 --> 00:17:46,804 Sometimes, it's nice to be reminded 466 00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:48,632 you made the right decision. 467 00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:51,548 My sandwich is half-eaten, 468 00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:53,289 but my cup is half-full. 469 00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:55,770 This is wild. 470 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,079 You know, I remember spending plenty of time in this corner 471 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,384 when I'd get in trouble. 472 00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:03,647 Oh, you had your good moments, too. 473 00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:08,652 Draemond, nothing makes me happier 474 00:18:08,652 --> 00:18:11,002 than seeing my students succeed, 475 00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:14,963 and you have surpassed every expectation. 476 00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:16,312 You know, when I left your class, 477 00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:19,359 I bounced around public schools, totally lost. 478 00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:21,012 I ended up at a charter, and they gave me 479 00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:24,625 a fighting chance to become the man I am today. 480 00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:27,497 But you can't blame everything that was going on in your life 481 00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:29,847 at that time on all public schools. 482 00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:31,110 Can't you see? 483 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,285 I'm trying to make schools better 484 00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:34,287 for the Barbara Howards of the world. 485 00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:37,420 Draemond, what you are doing hurts teachers like me. 486 00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:40,554 You're still teaching me, huh? 487 00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:43,818 Yo. 488 00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:46,647 Hey. You ready to go? I'm starving. 489 00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:49,215 I've been thinking about that Jamaican Jerk Shrimp Pineapple Bowl all day. 490 00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:50,433 Booyaka! 491 00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:52,174 All I had to eat today 492 00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:54,263 was half that sandwich, so... 493 00:18:54,263 --> 00:18:55,482 You know what? 494 00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:57,136 I have had a long day, Tariq, 495 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,529 so I think I'm just gonna hang at home. 496 00:18:59,529 --> 00:19:00,748 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 497 00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:02,271 We can just get the food to go 498 00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:04,317 and then go hang at our pl-- your place. 499 00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:07,320 Maybe we can, uh, watch your favorite movie. 500 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:10,932 You know, the one with... 501 00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:12,325 ol' boy. 502 00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:15,241 Yeah, no, I don't think that's a good idea. 503 00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:19,201 Tariq, I think it's best if we have a platonic, 504 00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:21,638 non-meal-sharing relationship. 505 00:19:23,814 --> 00:19:24,859 Yeah. Right? 506 00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:26,121 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 507 00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:27,340 That's cool, 'Neen. That's cool. 508 00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:29,211 I'll just have my girlfriend take me. 509 00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:30,430 Your what? Girlfriend. 510 00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:32,127 Third woman I've ever been with. 511 00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:33,998 Might as well be the fourth with the things we be doing. 512 00:19:33,998 --> 00:19:35,304 You know - what I'm talking about? - I don't. 513 00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:36,740 Hey, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 514 00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:38,481 Dinner with my ex got canceled, so, uh, 515 00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:40,179 I'm free to hang out with you now. 516 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,397 Okay, boo-boo. 517 00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:43,573 Yeah. Buh-bye. 518 00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:46,750 Guess you're not going out with him, then? 519 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,274 No. No. 520 00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:50,928 I'm probably gonna just go home and watch a movie. 521 00:19:50,928 --> 00:19:51,929 "Jumanji"? 522 00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:54,062 It is my favorite. 523 00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:55,716 See you in the morning, Gregory. 524 00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:06,596 Draemond and I had a little chat. 525 00:20:06,596 --> 00:20:07,989 He'll be taking the commercial down. 526 00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:10,165 - Oh! - Yes! Yes! 527 00:20:10,165 --> 00:20:12,646 Only Barb can still school her kids after all this time. 528 00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:14,213 But I will say that that commercial 529 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,127 did catch my good side, 530 00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:19,130 and I hope Jim Gardner caught it before it came down. 531 00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:20,610 Barb. 532 00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:21,959 Okay, fam. 533 00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:23,744 Come on. 534 00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:25,528 Barbara doesn't see that I'm trying to help her, 535 00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:26,529 but that's okay. 536 00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:28,270 The visit has inspired me. 537 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:29,924 The commercial is neither here nor there, 538 00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:33,319 because I'm gonna turn every school in Philadelphia 539 00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:35,451 into a Legendary Charter School. 540 00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:37,801 Next up-- Abbott Elementary. 541 00:20:37,801 --> 00:20:40,151 ♪ Legendary Schools 542 00:20:40,151 --> 00:20:41,762 Tell me that's not catchy. You can't. 543 00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:47,898 Oh, oh, yeah, the anti-drug stuff's been going real good. 544 00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:49,335 Shout-out to F.A.D.E. for believing in your boy. 545 00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:52,512 I just put out my album, "METH-od to My Madness," 546 00:20:52,512 --> 00:20:54,601 on Reeq Reqords. Yup. 547 00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:56,646 That thing went double mahogany. 548 00:20:56,646 --> 00:20:58,822 Yeah. It's on top of The Chartz, 549 00:20:58,822 --> 00:21:01,216 which is a Spotify playlist that I made. 550 00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:02,478 Check that out. 551 00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:04,088 Uh, what else? 552 00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:05,873 Been hitting up a lot of New York Liberty games, 553 00:21:05,873 --> 00:21:07,831 trying to get on them halftime shows, you know? 554 00:21:07,831 --> 00:21:09,398 Them ladies tall... 555 00:21:09,398 --> 00:21:11,618 which is my new type. 556 00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:13,881 You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. 557 00:21:13,881 --> 00:21:16,362 Oh, recently just did this, uh, commercial jingle, too. 558 00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:19,321 ♪ Legendary Schools 559 00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:21,323 Yeah. 560 00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:23,238 Came up with the melody myself.