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I, for one, loathe that
we live in a surveillance state,
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but is there any chance
there is a security camera
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pointed towards
the bike rack?
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No. Our camera is pointed
at the drop-off line
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so I can see
which dads have nice cars.
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Why?
A bike has gone missing.
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Who would steal
a child's bike?
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Well, maybe not a child's,
but an adult's.
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Your bike got stolen?
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I saw an unfamiliar man milling
about the rack this morning.
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Okay, well,
what did he look like?
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U-Uh, I would say he had a,
you know,
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somewhat curly
and spherical haircut.
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An afro?
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It was--
Some might call it--
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You know what,
this feels reductive.
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No, no, no! No,
let's get to the bottom of this.
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Would you describe
this person
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as someone who might
have difficulty getting a loan?
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You know what? It's fine.
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Was it really ever my bike, anyways?
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You know, does anyone
really own anything?
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I will, uh, leave you
to ponder that query,
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and, uh, adieu.
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I suppose I won't
be needing this.
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After reading the material
and looking at the data
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from the past five years,
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I have to agree with the
nutritional board of Missouri
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that small changes
like a beverage
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can lead to seismic shifts.
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Guys, this juice
is the future.
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You don't need to stand
when you talk.
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You don't need
to talk, period.
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Once a year,
the lunch crew has a meeting
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to discuss new menu options
from the school district.
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This year it was about juice.
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Now, the meeting is technically
open to all staff,
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but most teachers
take the hint
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and leave it
to the professionals.
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One teacher wouldn't know a hint
if it closed a door in her face.
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Twice.
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You guys missed
a great lunch committee meeting.
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They don't want
teachers there.
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Oh, so they just say "all
are welcome" as a formality?
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Yeah, right.
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Oh, God. Anyway, someone had
to get the scoop
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on this hot new juice.
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It's two more ounces than the
juice the kids are drinking now
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and five percent
more real juice.
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That's 10 percent
more juice.
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Okay, math!
Yes, it's less sugar.
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It's better all around.
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It's a really easy low-lift win
for our kids.
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So what do you guys think?
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- Less sugar is compelling.
- Mm-hmm.
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I'm not really
a big fan of juice.
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I prefer nature's juice--
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water.
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What do you think, Barbara?
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I say no.
The kids aren't complaining.
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If it ain't broke,
don't fix it.
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I'm with Barbara.
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Okay, well, I'm for it,
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but I would love
to discuss further.
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I have been here a long time, Janine.
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Trust me.
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New projects
mean new problems.
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Mm-hmm.
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What problems could there
possibly be?
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"Oh, no, help me.
I'm hurting...
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from getting too much
of my daily recommended
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fruit servings.
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There's no downside here.
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It seems like you have
made up your mind.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I've got to go teach my children
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what happens
if you give a moose a muffin.
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It does not end well.
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New juice it is.
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Okay, so if you have a dollar,
and your brother,
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who already owes you 10 grand
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'cause he keeps
backing the Jets,
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wants to borrow 75 cents...
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Where are my quarters?
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Whoo!
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Ashley Garcia,
Frankford, Philly.
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Old enough to know better,
young enough to sheesh.
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And I'm here at Abbott
as an aide
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'cause I'm helpful as hell.
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That's why I've been at
four schools in four months.
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'Cause everyone wants
a piece.
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Hey, are those mine?
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Hey, you want
your own quarters,
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date your own
vending machine guy.
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I'm using them for my
science lesson on momentum.
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Oh! If it's heads,
I get to keep it.
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It's tails.
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Would you look at this?
The kids love it,
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and the juice
is flying off the trays.
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Yeah, maybe next year
we could get real meat.
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Mmm.
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Mm.
What's that I taste?
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Is that the nectar
of sweet victory?
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Yeah, the kids are having
more juice,
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but less sugar,
and they seem very happy.
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That's nice, dear.
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You gotta admit this was
a good idea.
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You know, your kids
are probably loving it.
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Well, I guess
we'll never know
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because I did not opt in
for this juice.
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Why not?
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Because my class will be
sticking with the juice
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that has been working
for the past 20 years.
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If it ain't broke,
don't fix it.
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All right, you know what?
I think they should change
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that phrase to
"If it ain't broke,
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do fix it sometimes
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because it might
make it better."
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So you want to fix
an unbroken phrase
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that has been used
effectively for generations?
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If it makes it better,
then yes.
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Ugh.
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Don't worry.
Chapter books will be a breeze.
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Most books are based
off movies anyway,
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so you can watch
instead of--
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No, no! No.
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Ashley is more easily distracted
than my second graders.
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But I got a plan.
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I figure if we organize
her work, it'd help,
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so I made her a to-do list,
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which is different
from my to-do list,
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which includes
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
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Or Jon "The Rock" Bon Jovi.
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Yeah, so where are youse
on that checklist?
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Oh.
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Ashley.
Checklist.
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Oh, you meant me?
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Right. Good! Great.
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I mean, I lost it.
Of course.
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Okay, so you're supposed
to be working on words
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with H's after P's.
'Kay?
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H's after D's?
That's weird.
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No. H's after P.
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P.
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You said pee-pee.
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Hot, right?
So this is vintage 2019 Zara,
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previously loved. I'm gonna
start this listing at $20.
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Okay, I see you @moolahbaybee.
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Can I get $25?
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Ava, it's urgent.
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Okay, sold to
@moolahbaybee.
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You better count your blessings,
fan, 'cause this is a steal.
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Okay, y'all, I gotta run.
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Remember, my live pop-up sales
only happen
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Monday through Friday,
9:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m...
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Otherwise, I'm pretty busy.
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Peace.
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Administrative business.
What's going on?
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Ashley's gotta go.
Who?
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My new aide.
I want her gone.
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Oh, what exactly
is the problem?
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She's giving me agita.
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We can't fire people
for that.
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I tried to get Jacob fired
his first year
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for buying me a reusable
water bottle for Christmas.
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I found it passive aggressive.
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And yet he's still here.
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You gotta have a paper trail
of bad behavior.
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This is a bureaucracy.
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Yeah, but she's a huge pain
in my ass.
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I'm actually getting less work
done with her here.
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Okay, damn.
I'll come to your class
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and monitor her myself.
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- You will?
- Yes!
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Why does everybody get so
surprised when I say I'll help?
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I'm a professional.
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No, that's--
that's great.
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Thank you.
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Now, what does one wear
to monitor?
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Three-ninths is complicated.
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A little full of itself.
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It's not my favorite,
but some people--
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Oh. Kalan, Armonni,
welcome back.
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You took so long I thought
you fell in the toilet,
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but now it's time to fall
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into the wonderful world
of fractions.
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I have to go to the bathroom,
too, Miss Teagues.
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Okay, um, who else needs
to go to the bathroom?
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Well, looks like
I need to go, too,
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so I guess it's time
to take a little field trip.
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Dang, this line is longer
than Saweetie's nails.
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Is there some kind of
free-before-ten special
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going on that
I don't know about?
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We've been in line
for 15 minutes.
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It's been like this
all day.
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Has it?
That's wild.
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'Cause I've been so busy
working, you know,
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I didn't notice.
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Whoa, I thought it was
just my class.
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What is going on?
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It's this new juice.
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It's busting their bladders.
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Oh, but that can't be it.
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I mean, it's only
two more ounces.
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Well, I guess two more ounces
adds up to 200 more trips
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to the bathroom.
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Well, this is a good thing
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because more trips
to the bathroom
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means more liquid flushing
through their tiny bodies
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and cleansing
their tiny little cells.
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Hydration.
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This is good. Mm.
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Uh-oh.
I think the bathroom broke.
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All the first floor bathrooms
are broken.
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Until reinforcements arrive,
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everyone has to use
the upstairs bathroom.
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And I pray to
the Mario Brothers they hold.
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If I didn't have so much class,
I'd say "I told you so."
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Ugh! You did not tell me
that changing juices
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would make the kids
drink so much
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that they peed the bathrooms
out of commission.
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I told you that there was
no need
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to fix something
that wasn't broken.
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But no, that wasn't enough
for Janine.
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You should have just
listened to me.
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How are we even supposed
to teach?
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My first graders have never even
been to the second floor before.
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And it takes me 45 seconds
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at a brisk pace
to get all the way up there.
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It will take the kids forever.
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You time yourself going
to the second floor?
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- You don't?
- Uh, while I admit
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this is an unfortunate circumstance,
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it will be nice to have
some extra pairs of feet
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up in the penthouses.
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That's what we non-ground floor
teachers call it.
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Wait, Barbara, is your
kindergarten bathroom
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still working?
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Yes, my private facilities
are intact,
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due to my responsible
juice decision.
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Can our kids use it,
Barbara?
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Please? It's a close call
getting them
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to the first floor bathroom
as it is.
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And first graders have
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the second most combustible
- bladders.
- Okay, fine.
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The kindergarten bathroom
may be used in emergencies.
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Oh, thank goodness.
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I meant the kids.
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I'm a kid at heart.
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You--
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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- Your lipstick... pretty.
- Those pants are creased
real well.
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Okay, kids. How many yards are
in one Manute Bol?
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Jessica.
254
00:09:44,453 --> 00:09:45,628
Three?
255
00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:47,412
Not quite.
Anybody else?
256
00:09:47,456 --> 00:09:51,503
I'm Meg Thee Skeleton and it's
time to learn about our bones.
257
00:09:51,547 --> 00:09:54,332
Eh!
258
00:09:54,376 --> 00:09:56,465
Good news is, now that I have
Ashley helping out in my class,
259
00:09:56,508 --> 00:09:58,075
I can teach two lessons at once.
260
00:09:58,119 --> 00:10:01,644
Bad news is, I now have
Ashley in my class.
261
00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:05,343
How y'all doing?
Don't worry about me.
262
00:10:05,387 --> 00:10:07,128
I'm not even here.
263
00:10:07,171 --> 00:10:09,478
Alright. So, um--I'm here to teach you
about the human...
264
00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:12,133
♪ Body-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody
265
00:10:12,176 --> 00:10:15,092
♪ Bones, blood, meat, you! Okay.
266
00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:16,920
Hey. Hi, my class.
267
00:10:16,964 --> 00:10:19,140
You guys would know this
if you did your homework.
268
00:10:19,183 --> 00:10:21,621
Hello. Right up here, guys.
Right up here.
269
00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:24,536
- Girl, is that my shirt?
- Oh, this?
270
00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:26,538
I got it off a popular
Depop page.
271
00:10:26,582 --> 00:10:28,932
@AvaFlaaaaaaaaaav
with 10 A's?
272
00:10:28,976 --> 00:10:30,934
Oh, my God.
That's you?
273
00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:32,283
I love your clothes.
274
00:10:32,327 --> 00:10:34,677
Thank you.
275
00:10:34,721 --> 00:10:36,157
I closed that account down
for tax reasons,
276
00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,115
but I do live auctions now.
277
00:10:38,159 --> 00:10:40,465
Here, scan this QR code
and hit follow,
278
00:10:40,509 --> 00:10:41,771
and make sure you turn
on the notifications
279
00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:42,772
so you don't miss anything.
280
00:10:42,816 --> 00:10:43,947
The good stuff goes fast.
281
00:10:43,991 --> 00:10:45,645
Oh, my gosh.
That's so smart.
282
00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:48,125
You know, way better than
some piece of paper I'd lose.
283
00:10:48,169 --> 00:10:49,387
Business cards are for gum, girl.
284
00:10:49,431 --> 00:10:50,998
This is the future. Yes.
285
00:10:51,041 --> 00:10:54,654
Okay, how many feet
are in a yard?
286
00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:56,699
Melissa, do you mind?
287
00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:58,962
We talking business
back here.
288
00:10:59,006 --> 00:11:00,703
Okay, here's another one.
289
00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:03,488
If I were to break
this yard stick in half
290
00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:06,317
out of anger,
how long would each piece be?
291
00:11:06,361 --> 00:11:09,843
The human...
♪ Body-ody-ody-ody-ody
292
00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:14,151
♪ Bones, blood, meat, you
293
00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:19,026
What clothes do we wear
in the winter time?
294
00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:21,550
- Coat!
- Mittens!
- Pajamas!
295
00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:22,812
Very good.
296
00:11:24,031 --> 00:11:26,990
Hi, Keta. Hi, Hayley.
Hi, Fred.
297
00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:28,731
I'm sorry, Mrs. Howard.
We'll be quick.
298
00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:31,255
Come on.
299
00:11:31,299 --> 00:11:32,692
All right, now.
300
00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:35,607
And in what seasons
do we wear--
301
00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:39,524
Sorry, Mrs. Howard.
302
00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:43,093
In what seasons
do we wear pajamas?
303
00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:45,705
My pajamas
have racecars on them!
304
00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:46,923
Yes.
305
00:11:46,967 --> 00:11:48,185
Bathroom's over there.
306
00:11:48,229 --> 00:11:49,534
Oh, thanks, girl.
307
00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:52,407
Buddy system.
308
00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:58,630
Pajamas are actually
year-round attire.
309
00:11:58,674 --> 00:12:00,763
Mrs. Howard,
I have to go potty.
310
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:01,938
All right.
Get in line.
311
00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:04,462
But it's a memergency.
312
00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:06,247
Well, come on.
Come on.
313
00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:08,379
Let's go.
314
00:12:08,423 --> 00:12:10,251
Hey! No cutting!
315
00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:13,036
Excuse me.
My children are kindergartners
316
00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,299
and they need the bathroom
more than anyone.
317
00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:17,780
Not more than me.
I had 10 juices.
318
00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:19,216
You know what?
319
00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:20,870
From now on, you all need
to use the bathroom
320
00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:22,785
on the second floor.
321
00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:24,091
But, Mrs. Howard,
that's not fair.
322
00:12:24,134 --> 00:12:25,570
You know what's not fair?
323
00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:29,400
My children having to pay
for your juice mistakes.
324
00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:32,490
Now, please get out.
325
00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:34,057
- That way!
- Okay.
326
00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:35,624
C-Come on. Sorry.
327
00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:37,757
You trippin'.
Ashley is a star.
328
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,149
I'm trying to run
a classroom,
329
00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:41,412
and she's actively
working against that.
330
00:12:41,456 --> 00:12:42,979
I can't even hear myself think
over the kids
331
00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:45,329
singing body-wody-whatever.
332
00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:47,288
See, that's not even
how the song goes.
333
00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:48,898
I thought you was
one of them spicy Whites.
334
00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:49,986
I hate being wrong.
335
00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:51,901
Ava, she is a menace.
336
00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:55,252
She painted eyeballs on her lids
so she could nap during class.
337
00:12:55,296 --> 00:12:57,254
Ava!
338
00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:59,300
She's supposed to be
prepping right now during lunch.
339
00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:00,649
I don't even know
where she is.
340
00:13:00,692 --> 00:13:02,912
No. She's perfect.
Like a little mini-me.
341
00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:04,914
Hold on.
342
00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:08,091
Ashley, make a note in my
Halloween costumes ideas folder
343
00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:10,920
for a Mini-Me
and a sexy Dr. Evil.
344
00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:13,140
-Copy.
- Ashley.
345
00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:14,794
Where are you?
346
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:17,144
Getting water for
Ava's clothes steamer.
347
00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:18,798
She wanted
to steam them.
348
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:21,452
Can you go back to prepping
in my classroom, please?
349
00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:23,454
Okay, you're kinda throwing
a lot at me here.
350
00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:26,806
Ashley, go back
to my classroom.
351
00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:29,809
What?
I already did my prep.
352
00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:31,288
I do it while I'm teaching.
353
00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:33,813
I call it preaching.
354
00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:35,945
- Single file.
- Just line up right here.
355
00:13:35,989 --> 00:13:37,512
All right?
Bathroom?
356
00:13:37,555 --> 00:13:39,383
Yeah.
This is so inconvenient,
357
00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:41,124
I can barely find
a silver lining.
358
00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:42,212
You found one?
359
00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:43,605
We're getting
good exercise.
360
00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:45,650
It don't count
if I don't got my FitBit on.
361
00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:48,523
We cannot be expected to keep
hauling our entire classes
362
00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:51,308
up the stairs
every five seconds.
363
00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:52,570
We would help Barbara
if she needed it, right?
364
00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:54,834
Yeah. Absolutely.
365
00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:57,140
Because it is her free period
right now.
366
00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:04,321
And it's not like we'd be
disrupting her class.
367
00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:05,975
Right?
And I bet if I asked her,
368
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:08,064
she'd want us
to use her bathroom.
369
00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:10,850
Come on kids.
Yeah, right.
370
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,199
- Let's be quiet.
- Everyone, shhh.
371
00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:14,331
Get low. Well, really,
just Mr. Eddie get low.
372
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:16,768
Get low. Get low.
Okay, come on.
373
00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:19,380
What's taking
that kid so long?
374
00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:20,990
Who's even in there?
375
00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:24,559
Um, everything okay?
376
00:14:24,602 --> 00:14:25,865
You know, Gregory,
you try it.
377
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,692
I've been told
I knock like a ghost.
378
00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:29,346
Could y-- I know.
Just--
379
00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:34,874
Hi, Mrs. Howard.
380
00:14:37,224 --> 00:14:39,226
I distinctly remember
telling both of you
381
00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:41,706
that my bathroom
was off limits.
382
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,360
Yes. Yes.
But then I remembered
383
00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:45,275
how if you needed help,
I would give it to you.
384
00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:47,625
And that's lovely,
but I said no.
385
00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:48,931
Barbara, look,
it's your free period.
386
00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,193
Your kids are at the gym.
387
00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:52,456
I don't care
what period it is.
388
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:56,634
I said no, and I do not need
to explain my reasoning to you.
389
00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:59,550
When I say something, that is
the end of the discussion.
390
00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:05,034
There is a period at the end
of each of my sentences.
391
00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:07,036
That felt like
an exclamation point.
Mnh-mnh.
392
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,603
I'm sorry.
393
00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:10,779
Barbara, we are sorry,
but we will be done in a minute.
394
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:12,389
The kids will be out,
and it will be like
395
00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:13,651
we were ever here.
396
00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:19,396
I think it's broken.
397
00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:26,664
Man, this is messier
than Temple Homecoming '74.
398
00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:27,927
The kindergarten toilet
somehow took out
399
00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:29,319
all the second floor
toilets with it.
400
00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:31,278
Third floor bathroom
is all we got now.
401
00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:32,932
And I just got off the phone
with the city.
402
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:35,978
They said they can't do
anything until next week.
403
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,762
Thank you, Janine.
404
00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:41,244
I was hoping I could take
my entire class
405
00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:44,073
up and down the stairs
all day long.
406
00:15:44,117 --> 00:15:47,511
And since one of my students
can't use the stairs,
407
00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:50,950
I'll have to drop Johnny off
with another teacher.
408
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,342
Thank you.
409
00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:55,955
Ah! Yeah.
410
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:58,174
You know, when you think
about it, "Grindin'" by Clipse
411
00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:00,002
was kind of
the original Cup Song.
412
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:01,264
Mm. Oh, my God.
413
00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:03,179
I never thought about it
like that.
414
00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:05,529
Anna Kendrick
is such a fraud!
415
00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:09,011
Oh, hi, Ashley.
416
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:11,318
Glad to see you hard
at not-work.
417
00:16:11,361 --> 00:16:13,842
I'm sure you finished that
to-do list I gave you?
418
00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:15,626
Nar.
419
00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:18,499
But I did write it all down
in my Notes app this time.
420
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:19,848
I'll get right on it.
421
00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:23,286
Jacob, more on
Anna Kendrick later.
422
00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:26,202
Ava, status update.
423
00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:28,204
All orders have been packaged
for shipping.
424
00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:30,163
Oh, never thought the district
would send someone
425
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:31,816
so enterprising.
426
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:32,992
Thank you.
427
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:39,389
I haven't seen you this mad
since the bartender cut you off
428
00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:41,826
at the batting cages.
429
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:44,046
I can't get this girl
to put caps back on markers,
430
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:48,050
and here she is helping Ava run
an entire pyramid scheme.
431
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:51,314
Just tossing it out there,
feel free to toss it right back,
432
00:16:51,358 --> 00:16:56,058
but maybe it's because
Ava actually engages with her.
433
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:58,495
This is a job.
It's not a meet and greet.
434
00:16:58,539 --> 00:17:02,064
I'm just saying, it might help
if you got to know her.
435
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:03,544
Or-- Or, you know,
carry on as is.
436
00:17:03,587 --> 00:17:05,154
Whatever you--
whatever you like.
437
00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:07,200
Let's get in line.
Thank you.
438
00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:14,294
Air is thin up here
on the third floor.
439
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,557
Mm-hmm.
440
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:17,862
Barbara,
I owe you an apology
441
00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:19,168
just as s-soon
as I catch my breath.
442
00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:20,256
Mm-hmm.
443
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,823
Thank you.
444
00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:24,086
I know you didn't mean
to ruin my day, Janine.
445
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:25,522
But I did.
446
00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:27,089
You did.
447
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:30,701
I tried to tell you no,
but you wouldn't listen.
448
00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:35,967
All day long I have 5-year-olds
asking me why this, why that.
449
00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:39,710
I do not have the time
for a bunch of 20-somethings
450
00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:40,885
doing the same thing.
451
00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:43,366
I hear you. I do.
452
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,629
But, Barbara, we need
to know the why.
453
00:17:45,673 --> 00:17:46,978
If you just tell us
the answer,
454
00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:50,069
we'll never learn how
to solve the problems.
455
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:51,983
We need you to show
your work, too.
456
00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:53,463
Look, when you were first
starting out,
457
00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:54,856
didn't you have someone
who, like,
458
00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:56,118
walked you through everything
459
00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:57,728
and showed you
the tricks of the trade?
460
00:17:57,772 --> 00:18:00,253
I did not.
461
00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:04,387
Oh. Okay.
462
00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:06,781
I can't believe that
they won't come out for a week
463
00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:09,610
just because we have
one working bathroom left.
464
00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:11,742
Phew.
465
00:18:11,786 --> 00:18:16,007
Janine, now is when
you fix something.
466
00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:17,966
When it's broken.
467
00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:19,576
You see how that works?
468
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:22,231
I mean [chuckles] yeah,
unless you're the city.
469
00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:25,930
I will be right back.
Watch my class. Thank you.
470
00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:27,149
Excuse me.
471
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:33,329
So, uh, what's
this little number called?
472
00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:35,636
Oh, the "Grindin'" beat.
My older sister taught it to me.
473
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:38,117
Kids love it.
474
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,944
It's kinda like
the Cup Song.
475
00:18:39,988 --> 00:18:42,425
Oh, we have so much
to discuss.
476
00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:46,168
♪ Signing
477
00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:49,911
Wanna try?
478
00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:51,347
Yeah, you know what,
I'm good for now.
479
00:18:51,391 --> 00:18:52,870
But how about this?
How about we make time
480
00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:54,481
for you to teach
something cool like this
481
00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:55,786
to the kids every week?
'Cause they're loving it.
482
00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:57,310
Really?
Absolutely.
483
00:18:57,353 --> 00:18:58,833
And for now, why don't you
start grindin' away
484
00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:00,139
on that math test?
485
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:02,184
Can do, boss.
All right.
486
00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:04,795
Melissa, I need
your baseball bat.
487
00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:06,362
- Taped under my desk.
- Mm-hmm.
488
00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:08,364
Oh, wipe it down
- when you're done.
- Got it.
489
00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:10,801
Wait, can I get
a baseball bat?
490
00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:12,368
When you're older.
491
00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:15,980
Come on, guys.
Good job washing your hands.
492
00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:17,286
Go sit down
on the stairs.
493
00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:18,983
Who else has to go?
Come on up--
494
00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:20,333
Whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa!
495
00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:21,812
- We're sorry. We're sorry.
- Barbara, what?!
496
00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:23,988
Did everyone get a chance
to use the bathroom?
497
00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:25,164
I pooped.
498
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:26,643
That's great, sweetheart.
499
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:29,994
Um, okay...
Come on, y'all.
Let's take a step back.
500
00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:32,693
Everybody step behind me.
Just stand behind me.
501
00:19:32,736 --> 00:19:34,303
- Just... behind us.
- Come on.
502
00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:38,916
Oh, my God.
503
00:19:42,877 --> 00:19:45,009
Whew.
504
00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:49,840
Well, this bathroom
is out of commission.
505
00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:52,843
We will have to inform
the district that our situation
506
00:19:52,887 --> 00:19:57,370
is now
officially an emergency.
507
00:19:57,413 --> 00:20:00,024
Barbara! This is why I always
want to meet up
508
00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:01,461
with you
and talk things out,
509
00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:03,680
because you know how
to handle every situation.
510
00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:06,335
And clearly, I do not.
511
00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:09,251
Well, I didn't have anybody
to show me the ropes.
512
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:12,254
You were right.
It would have been a big help.
513
00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:14,213
Why don't I set aside
some time
514
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:18,260
so anyone wanting to know
how I handled a situation
515
00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:21,437
and why can come--Build community.
516
00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:23,091
Talk to me.
517
00:20:23,134 --> 00:20:24,919
- Like office hours.
- Office hour.
518
00:20:24,962 --> 00:20:28,879
- Got it. Once a week.
- Once a month.
519
00:20:28,923 --> 00:20:32,709
Deal.
520
00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:34,885
I have one thing
to ask in return.
521
00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:35,886
Yeah?
522
00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:37,279
Get rid of this for me.
523
00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:38,628
Oh, um...
Thank you.
524
00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:40,543
I don't wanna...
Come on.
525
00:20:40,587 --> 00:20:41,936
- ...be a part of... this.
- Come on. Let's go, class.
526
00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:47,071
I had to go over
to the corner store
527
00:20:47,115 --> 00:20:48,769
and they wouldn't give me
the bathroom code
528
00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:51,293
without a purchase, so
I panic-bought some scratchers.
529
00:20:52,599 --> 00:20:54,557
Come on, early retirement.
530
00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:57,256
Yeah, same.
So terrible.
531
00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:59,562
Couldn't pee anywhere
all day.
532
00:20:59,606 --> 00:21:01,303
It was bananas.
533
00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:11,400
I know y'all didn't think
I was using them
534
00:21:11,444 --> 00:21:13,141
little kiddie toilets up there.
535
00:21:18,015 --> 00:21:19,756
Unh-unh.
No cameras in the bathroom.
536
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,280
But if you're wondering
if I have a bidet,
537
00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:22,672
you bet I bi-do.