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♪ Happy birthday to you
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♪ Happy--
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Hit that high note.
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♪ ...dear Ryan
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♪ Happy birthday to you
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♪ And how old
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♪ Are you, Ryan?
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Here she goes again.
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♪ How o-o-o-old are you
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♪ Ryan?
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♪ How o-o-old
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♪ Are yo-o-o-o-u?
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I'm 6.
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♪ May the good Lord
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♪ Bless yo-o-o-o-o-u
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[ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ]
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♪
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Okay, now,
does anybody remember
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what was in
this container before?
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- Oh, oh.
- Erin, go for it.
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Ice. Brr.
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I will accept "Ice. Brr."
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Now, there was an ice cube
in this container before, right?
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[ Australian accent ]
Mum!
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Micah, why are you
yelling in my class?
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Is your mum here right now?
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[ Chuckles ]
Mr. Eddie, you're silly.
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No, I'm not.
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[ Laughs ]
Um, so there was an ice cube
in here before,
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but now, there's just water.
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What do we think happened
to that ice cube?
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I love Bingo!
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This isn't the first time
Micah has disrupted my class.
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From what I understand,
he's obsessed with a TV show
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about Australian dogs.
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"Blue-ish" or something.
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I don't know.
It doesn't matter.
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What matters is I've tried
everything to keep him in line
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and nothing works.
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It's gotten to the point where
even his classmates are annoyed.
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Do you know how hard it is
to annoy a first grader?
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Bingo! Bingo!
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Bingo, Bingo, Bingo!
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Um, everybody, e-eyes up here.
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Bingo, Bluey!
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"Bluey."
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The show is called "Bluey."
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And then, Tariq said,
"Let's get ready to rumbly!"
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[ Chuckles ]
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Because my tummy was rumbly.
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It was funny. [ Chuckles ]
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Oh, my God.
Are those pork rinds?
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W... [ Chuckles ]
I know.
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I've been talking
about my ex too much.
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[ Sighs ]
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Jacob tells me
I sound like a lesbian.
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I'm working on it.
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No. Not that.
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I mean, yeah, you do,
but this food.
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You eat like you took
a cooking class in prison.
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You know,
it's funny you say that,
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because my play cousin
Meechie just got out
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and taught me this.
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It's so delicious
and cheap.
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Oh, so
it's about money?
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'Cause I can stretch a budget
like a big headed baby
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stretches a...
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It's not about money.
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My mom never taught my sister
or I how to cook.
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So everybody just got
a sister now?
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Janine: Tariq used to do
the cooking.
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He used to say,
"Call me Chef Tariq-riq,
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'cause when you cook,
it stink-stink."
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You know no one's making you
tell these stories, right?
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I know.
Okay, listen,
I can teach you
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how to make a cheap,
non-embarrassing meal.
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It might take you five days
to finish it,
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but it'll be delicious,
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so it won't skeeve you
till the third day.
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Really?
Yeah.
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Oh, God.
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I'm gonna regret this, but...
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you just come
to my place tonight.
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What time?
I mean, can I come?
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I need you to help me
with my wine pairings.
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Zach-- he gets embarrassed
when I ask the clerk for the,
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"second least
expensive bottle."
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Well, I couldn't think
of a reason
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why you can't quick enough,
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so yeah, I frickin' guess
-you can, buddy.
-Yay.
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And we'll just get rid
-of that.
-Whoa.
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Hey, man, can you, uh,
pass me a sugar packet?
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Talk to me, bro.
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Try again.
Copy that.
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Uh, hey, Gregory.
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Is there anything you want to
get off your chest?
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[ Sighs ]
I have this kid-- Micah.
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I can't stop him
from disrupting my class.
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It's like he can sense
whenever I feel like
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I'm getting a handle
on something,
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and he just swoops in
like a cute little falcon
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and rips me apart.
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Foof.
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I have been there.
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All the students
bringing the correct energy.
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Insightful answers
popping off left and right.
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And then [imitates explosion]
someone goes and kills the vibe.
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Yeah, I hated
all of those sentences,
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but how do you
handle it?
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Well, like last week,
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every time Aaliyah
would give a correct answer,
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she would say,
"I'm on your ass, Mr. C."
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You still letting them
call you that?
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Eh, it's out of love.
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But when she said it,
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the class would burst out
in laughter.
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It was
an untenable situation.
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So I sent her
-to the principal's office.
-To Ava?
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Man: The magnitude seve--
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Don't nobody care
about that earthquake.
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Turn it back, or there'll be
another national emergency.
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-And that was helpful?
-Yeah.
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Like, it made me feel like the
mayor of White Guiltsylvania,
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but, uh, it--
it did help.
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Look, I can't have one student
ruining the lesson for everyone.
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If you've really tried
everything else,
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you know,
give it a shot.
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That's a good idea, actually.
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Thank you?
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Oh, you're welcome.
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That is your coffee.
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It was.
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[ Doorbell rings ]
Hey.
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Oh, good.
You brought the opps.
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And hello to you, too, Melissa.
[ Chuckles ]
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- Oh, wow.
- Wow.
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Hey, I, uh--
I brought this.
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I think it's called a "blend"
'cause they just mix
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all the best wines together.
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Is that--Yes, my cousin Vinny,
and you wouldn't know that
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if you were minding
your own business.
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So now close your eyes and
follow the sound of my voice.
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This way.
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You think this
is a [bleep] joke?
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Ma'am.
Eyes.
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Yeah, at school, I make sure
I don't use salty language.
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It's my house.
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I don't give a [bleep]
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Oh, it's a video.
I thought it was a picture.
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Oh, me, too. Ugh![ Laughs ]
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But that's okay, though.
Just save it.
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We can upload--
Oh, my God.
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How come
you got a shallot?
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-A what now?
-A shallot.
I said get an onion.
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Oh, Janine thought it was
an onion
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that was adorable
and small like her,
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and who am I
to shatter that illusion.
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[ Laughs ]
Does it really matter?
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Does it matter?
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Janine, come on.
Of course it matters.
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Ooh! Now I get to patronize
a local vendor.
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BRB.
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I love haggling with
neighborhood merchants.
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You should see their faces when
I counter with a higher price.
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You've heard of up-selling?
Well, I'm an up-buyer.
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If you get a white onion,
I swear to God.
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[ Door opens, closes ]
Hmm.
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So, do I have to be that
specific about ingredients?
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I mean, well, I wonder
if I could switch it up.
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I hear cooking's like jazz.
[ Chuckles ]
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No, Dizzy Gillespie.
It's not like that.
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You got to be specific.
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My sister Kristin Marie
used the wrong ingredient
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making our nana's
signature dish
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and brought that dish
to her wake.
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I haven't spoken to her since.
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Phew! Well, I may not know
about cooking,
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but I know a thing
or two about sisters.
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[ Chuckles ][ Blender whirring ]
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[ Whirring stops ]
So does your sister--
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[ Whirring resumes ]
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That's really loud.
[ Chuckles ]
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[ Whirring stops ]
Alright, you're not
getting the hint.
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Go ahead, finish.
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Hint?
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Anyway [sighs] my sister and I
aren't that close either.
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I mean, literally.
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She moved to Colorado because
she just couldn't take my mom.
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I mean, we still talk.
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Sorry.
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Garlic, you know, makes you--
makes you cry.
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Yeah, garlic doesn't do that.
Do it like this.
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I know that Melissa's quick
to cut people off.
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She even stopped talking
to her hairdresser
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because he called her
Melinda once,
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but, I mean, her own sister?
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That's just heartbreaking.
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[ Chuckles ]
Hey, Melissa.
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I was just thinking
about last night,
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when you said you don't
talk to your sister.
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Well, you can stop
thinking about it.
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I bet you miss her, though, right?
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Yeah, of course I miss her,
but she was wrong.
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What am I gonna do?
Apologize to myself?
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Well, maybe--
maybe there was a reason
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for the substitution,
you know?
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There's always two sides
to every story.
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And one of those is
the right side, which is mine.
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Well, do you think
you would consider ever,
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you know,
mending fences with her?
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Yeah.
Sure, that'd be nice,
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but Kristin Marie
would have to come to me,
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and she's never
gonna do that,
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so let's stop talking
about it, okay?
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Maybe Kristin Marie wouldn't,
but Janine Marie would.
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What are you up t-- Wait,
your middle name is Marie?
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No, it is not.
My mom forgot to give me one.
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I may or may not be hatching
a little plan
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to reunite
Melissa and her sister.
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I've hatched many a plan
in my day,
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and this one is gonna
drive the coop crazy.
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Okay, now, rain is an example
of water in its liquid state.
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[ Australian accent ]
Bluey is from down under.
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Micah, if you keep distracting
your classmates,
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you're gonna leave me
with no other choice
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but to send you
to the principal's office.
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Student: Oooh.
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Now, we already know that ice
is a solid, but water is a--
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Have you ever been
down under?
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Micah... I didn't want to
have to do this,
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but you leave me
with no choice.
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Gather your things.
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You're going to see
Principal Coleman.
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Students: Ooooooh!
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Looking good.
Great job, you guys.
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Hey.
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What's up?
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I need to take this one
to principal's office.
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Can you watch my class
for a second?
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The principal's office?
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Don't you think that's a little
harsh for a kid that young?
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I mean, I've never had to even
take any of my kids to Ava.
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Well, this is
a unique situation.
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How so?
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Can you help me or not?
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Well, I just think maybe there
might be some other options.
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You two in a fight?
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Looks like y'all
in a fight.
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-I'll be right over.
-Thank you.
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Thank you.
Come on, Micah.
251
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You can walk faster.
252
00:09:46,803 --> 00:09:47,935
How have things been going
since I sent Micah
253
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to the principal's office?
254
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Pretty well, I'd say.
255
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[ Door opens ]
256
00:09:56,334 --> 00:09:58,423
Here I am, returning
Micah after a short,
257
00:09:58,467 --> 00:10:00,817
yet respectable amount
of time in my office.
258
00:10:00,861 --> 00:10:02,906
So, Micah, do you have anything
you want to say to the class?
259
00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:05,387
[ Normal voice ]
-Not really.
-What do you want him
to say?
260
00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:07,650
I want him to apologize
for disrupting the class
261
00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:08,999
and tell us
it'll never happen again.
262
00:10:09,043 --> 00:10:10,392
Of course it's gonna
happen again.
263
00:10:10,435 --> 00:10:11,393
You want him to lie
to your face?
264
00:10:11,436 --> 00:10:12,612
No.
265
00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:14,570
Don't forget
your axolotl.
266
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,399
Hey, Micah, what does
an axolotl do on vacation?
267
00:10:17,442 --> 00:10:18,618
Relax-alotl.
268
00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:19,923
I know that's right.
269
00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:22,796
Hey--Hey, why does he
get a toy?
270
00:10:22,839 --> 00:10:25,799
I wanna get sent to
the principal's office, too.
271
00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:27,061
Students: Me, too!
272
00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:29,672
No. No.
Okay. No.
273
00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:31,892
We're not-- We're not do--[ Students shouting ]
274
00:10:35,722 --> 00:10:37,549
And then, he pulls out
a lollipop that she gave him.
275
00:10:37,593 --> 00:10:39,029
I don't want to interrupt, but
your spaghetti's getting cold.
276
00:10:39,073 --> 00:10:40,988
When I asked for the lollipop,
he spit it out into my hand.
277
00:10:41,031 --> 00:10:42,729
You know, you guys
can eat and listen.
I've seen you do it.
278
00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:44,774
You know, I have seen students
produce fluids
279
00:10:44,818 --> 00:10:46,646
that made me
briefly consider
280
00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:48,648
that they might be
an alien species.
281
00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:49,823
The thing about spaghetti
is you want to eat it hot.
282
00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:51,999
Janine,
stop interrupting.
283
00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:53,957
You and Jacob did a good job yesterday.
284
00:10:54,001 --> 00:10:56,699
In 30 seconds,
everyone's gonna tell you so.
285
00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:58,483
Just let the man
finish his story.
286
00:10:58,527 --> 00:10:59,484
Mm-hmm.
287
00:10:59,528 --> 00:11:01,356
She said
I did a good job.
288
00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:03,053
The point is, Ava literally
made me take candy from a baby,
289
00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:05,882
and she didn't do anything
to discipline Micah at all.
290
00:11:05,926 --> 00:11:08,450
Oh, Ava doesn't
discipline the kids.
291
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,541
So then why did you tell me
to send them to her?
292
00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:14,674
[ Muffled ] Remember when I said
you shouldn't do that?
293
00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:16,676
[ Coughs ]
Look,
sending a kid to Ava
294
00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:18,416
just helps get them
out of the room
295
00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:20,375
so that you can regain control
of the rest of the class.
296
00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:23,683
But it doesn't fix the problem,
and rewarding bad behavior
297
00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:25,772
is the opposite of what
a principal should do, right?
298
00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:27,904
Oh, wait,
repeat what you just said,
299
00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:29,036
because for a second,
it sounded like
300
00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:30,951
you expect Ava
to do her job.
301
00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:33,388
What y'all doing
in here?
302
00:11:33,431 --> 00:11:35,390
Never mind.
I don't care.
303
00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:37,740
[ Door opens ]
304
00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:39,133
[ Door closes ]
305
00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:40,700
Say when.
306
00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:42,179
Discipline is an incredibly
important part
307
00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:43,746
of a child's development.
308
00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:46,401
When I was a kid,
if I did anything childlike--
309
00:11:46,444 --> 00:11:50,057
yell, run around, just generally
have a zest for life--
310
00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:51,623
I would be put on time out,
311
00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:53,016
and I would have to reckon
with the fact
312
00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:55,584
that I had committed
a failure of character.
313
00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:57,629
And that is how I became
the well-adjusted man
314
00:11:57,673 --> 00:11:58,935
that stands before you today.
315
00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:01,590
Barbara, when you talk to Ava,
she listens.
316
00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:03,940
Yes.
And you're the only one
in this whole school
317
00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:05,768
that can get her
to even remotely do her job.
318
00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:07,422
You got that right.
319
00:12:07,465 --> 00:12:08,771
You got this gift to just
see through her bull--
320
00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:10,555
Gregory,
what do you want?
321
00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:11,818
Ma'am, can you please get Ava
to discipline the kids?
322
00:12:11,861 --> 00:12:12,862
'Cause I'm here to teach,
not punish.
323
00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:14,777
I will talk with Ava,
324
00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:17,171
because this color
doesn't look good on you.
325
00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:19,739
I thought I looked nice today.
326
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:22,916
[ Intercom beeps ]
Ava: Mr. Eddie, please report
to the principal's office.
327
00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:27,834
Barbara: Alright.
328
00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:29,749
Turn around.
Come on.
329
00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:32,142
Students, turn around.
330
00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:35,058
Students: Ooooooh.
331
00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:36,930
Alright, now,
enough of that.
332
00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:40,934
We do not kick somebody
when they are down.
333
00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:45,721
-You wanted to see me?
-Why, yes, Mr. Eddie.
334
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:46,983
I did.
335
00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:48,985
Though, ideally not under
these circumstances.
336
00:12:50,117 --> 00:12:51,858
Don't make that face.
337
00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:53,816
I heard you're going
around complaining
about my principaling.
338
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:55,731
Now, I've made it a point
not to "harass" you
339
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,602
these past few weeks
and this is how you repay me?
340
00:12:57,646 --> 00:12:59,126
Ava, you do these kids
a disservice
341
00:12:59,169 --> 00:13:02,129
by not being the strong
authority figure that they need.
342
00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:04,218
Kids are supposed to be scared
to go to the principal's office.
343
00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:06,089
You turned it into
a Chuck E. Cheese.
344
00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:07,830
[ Chuckles ]
Don't say that.
345
00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:09,658
I got beef with every
Charles Entertainment Cheese
346
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:11,094
in the greater
Philadelphia area.
347
00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:12,269
Can I go?
348
00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:13,923
Have you not
embarrassed me enough?
349
00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:15,751
Now, how do you think it feels
for a six or seven year old
350
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,057
to make
that walk of shame?
351
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,232
By the time they get
to my office,
352
00:13:18,275 --> 00:13:19,842
they got snot
running down their face
353
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,844
and they're shaking
like a Chihuahua, and what?
354
00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,280
I'm supposed to punish them?
And then what?
355
00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:24,804
I gotta tune out
some sobbing child
356
00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:26,806
while I'm trying to watch
"Below Deck"?
357
00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:28,111
If you don't agree with
my approach,
358
00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:30,505
you need to get Micah
under control on your own.
359
00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:34,074
[ Intercom beeps ]
I'm sending Mr. Eddie
back to his class.
360
00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:35,989
Let's all hope
he's learned his lesson.
361
00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:40,515
I got next game.
362
00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:45,607
Shame.
363
00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:48,740
This is a 2021,
uh, white,
364
00:13:48,784 --> 00:13:51,874
and this $10 dandy
has hints of metal--
365
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:53,876
Oh, God, would you shut
the hell up about the wine?
366
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,138
Mm-hmm.[ Doorbell rings ]
367
00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:56,836
Janine, could you get that, please?
368
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:58,054
-Mm-hmm.
-It's probably one
of my neighbors
369
00:13:58,098 --> 00:13:59,534
thinking you're
an interracial couple
370
00:13:59,577 --> 00:14:01,841
trying to gentrify
the neighborhood.
371
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:04,191
Oh, Kristin Marie!
372
00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:06,236
Do I know you,
Bilbo Baggins?
373
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:07,672
Where's Melissa?
374
00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:10,632
♪ Chase the blues away
375
00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:11,851
Let me catch you up.
376
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:13,548
I made the sacred
Schemmenti gnocchi,
377
00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:14,941
dropped it off
at her school with a note
378
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:17,117
implying it's from Melissa,
and now...
379
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:20,207
♪ Reunited
and it feels so good ♪
380
00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:24,907
Are you trying
to [bleep] poison me?
381
00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:30,695
Poison? You know I would never
poison anybody.
382
00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:33,829
If I'm taking someone out,
I wanna watch 'em go.
383
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:37,572
The hell are you doing
in my house, you pazzo lunatic?
384
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:38,834
You know exactly
what I'm doing here.
385
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,228
You show up at my place
of employ
386
00:14:41,271 --> 00:14:43,752
trying to mock me
via food.
387
00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:45,885
What the hell are you
talking about?
388
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:47,060
If Nana knew
you'd made this,
389
00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:48,713
she'd be turning over
in her urn.
390
00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:51,978
If Nana knew you made her
gnocchi with red potatoes,
391
00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:55,111
that urn would be
a [bleep] sandstorm.
392
00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:59,115
The store
was out of russets.
393
00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:01,378
Alright,
-enough of that!
-I don't like confrontation.
I'm-- yeah.
394
00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:02,989
-Jacob, Jacob, Jacob, Jacob.
-You know what? I'm really glad
I came by, actually,
395
00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:05,382
because you're clearly--
you're losing your mind.
396
00:15:05,426 --> 00:15:08,385
What, you're l-- you're letting
cameras in your house.
397
00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:10,213
Forgetting
you dropped-off food.
398
00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:13,129
You know, I thought about
giving this crap to my dog,
399
00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:15,740
but I love my dog, so...
400
00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:17,220
I would say that comment
was pretty hurtful.
401
00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:21,703
I couldn't make food
that disgusting if I tried.
402
00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:24,010
That, too.
403
00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:25,054
Yeah? If you didn't do it,
then how else did this
404
00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:26,055
gnocchi-shaped Play-Doh
405
00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:27,230
end up in my classroom
406
00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:28,318
with a note... Oh.
407
00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:31,626
...that said,
"For my sister"?
408
00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:34,020
Huh.
409
00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:35,064
-Everybody out.
-Mm-hmm.
410
00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:36,065
Get out.
411
00:15:36,109 --> 00:15:38,633
Wow.
Not even an apology
412
00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:41,244
for trying to snuff out
your own sister.
413
00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:43,246
Real nice, Schemmenti.
414
00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:46,641
Oops.
415
00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:48,773
Hang on. Wait.
Let me just--
416
00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:51,124
Let me just say one thing to you
before you go, okay?
417
00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:54,692
Your roots
are growing in.
418
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,740
That's enough.
419
00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:00,133
Make your voice deeper.
420
00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:01,395
Since Ava refuses to do
another one
421
00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:03,092
of the integral functions
of her job,
422
00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:05,442
I have to take on
this additional duty.
423
00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:08,141
I plan to exceed expectations.
424
00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:10,273
Of which there are none.
425
00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:11,971
'Cause this isn't my job.
426
00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:13,146
That's enough.
427
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:14,234
Deeper.
428
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:16,758
[ Clears throat ]
That is enough.
429
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:18,803
My work here is done.
430
00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:20,283
Hm.
Enough. Enough.
431
00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:22,024
[ Clears throat ]
Enough.
432
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,201
Just stopping by to see
how things are going
433
00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:26,768
since your conversation
with Ava.
434
00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:28,117
Terribly.
435
00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:29,379
I can't think of any other way
to get Micah to focus
436
00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:31,033
other than to break out
my dad voice.
437
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:34,254
Well, did your dad's
dad voice work on you?
438
00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:35,864
I'd say it did.
439
00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:38,171
Working here at Abbott
as a young Black man,
440
00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:40,260
you are in
a unique position.
441
00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:41,304
Mm.
442
00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:43,306
You are also
at a crossroads.
443
00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:45,352
Now, I am not saying
that discipline
444
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:47,832
does not have its place,
445
00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:49,834
but your students
can either fear you
446
00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:52,315
or they can respect you.
447
00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:53,969
You can't have both.
448
00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:56,972
It's possible I'd forgotten
what all that discipline
449
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,366
made me feel like as a kid.
450
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:01,890
I'm starting to thinking that
maybe I didn't grow into the man
451
00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:05,067
I'm proud of because of it.
452
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,895
Maybe I did in spite of it.
453
00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:09,289
Ooh,
Melissa is mad.
454
00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:11,247
I'm sure
she's not that mad.
455
00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:16,078
Yeah, she is.
That's her angry walk.
456
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,732
Look at her,
not bending her knees.
457
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:18,950
Are you so bad
at reading body language
458
00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:20,778
because yours
are so small?
459
00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:24,086
Hey, Melissa?
460
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:26,306
Hey.
I'm-- I'm sorry.
461
00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:28,482
I was just trying to fix your
relationship with your sister,
462
00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:30,832
not re-create an episode
of "The Sopranos."
463
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,312
Is that offensive?
I haven't seen it.
464
00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:34,140
I don't know.
No, I knew
what I was risking
465
00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:36,838
when I invited you
over to the house.
466
00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:38,883
I brought this on myself.
467
00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:40,233
I don't want to undercut
my apology
468
00:17:40,276 --> 00:17:41,973
by over-explaining
my behavior...
469
00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:43,932
Sure you don't.
What is it, Janine?
470
00:17:43,975 --> 00:17:47,414
I have been missing my sister
a lot lately,
471
00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:49,416
and I can't imagine
having her down the street
472
00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:52,071
and not speaking to her
over a potato substitution.
473
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:53,246
And I get that food's
important to you.
474
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:55,509
It's not about the gnocchi, Janine.
475
00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:57,119
There are members
of my family
476
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:59,426
that still have a vendetta
against her over that dish,
477
00:17:59,469 --> 00:18:02,168
but Kristin Marie left
my whole family high and dry
478
00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:03,778
when my nana got sick.
479
00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:05,388
She said, "Oh, I can't handle
seeing her like this,"
480
00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:07,129
and she just disappeared,
481
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:10,524
and I was left to take care
of her by myself.
482
00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:12,091
And then she brings
a Tupperware
483
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:13,788
full of hot garbage
to the funeral?
484
00:18:13,831 --> 00:18:15,485
That was just the nail
in the coffin.
485
00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:17,400
Metaphorically.
Nana was cremated.
486
00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:19,794
I miss
seeing her though.
487
00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:22,405
It was nice to have fun
with her like that again.
488
00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:23,928
Really?
489
00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:25,278
Yeah, ya know. Family.
It's complicated.
490
00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:26,583
[ Snickers ]
491
00:18:26,627 --> 00:18:28,803
Yeah,
that is for sure.
492
00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:30,239
Yeah.
493
00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:32,546
I wish my mom taught me
how to cook.
494
00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:34,852
Hey.
495
00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:36,376
Why don't you and me
make some time
496
00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:38,465
to do another
cooking lesson, alright?
497
00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:40,336
So you don't hurt someone.[ Chuckles ]
498
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:41,816
Okay?
499
00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:43,209
Oh, and no Jacob.
He's not invited.
500
00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:47,038
Oh, I-I'm not invited?
501
00:18:47,082 --> 00:18:50,433
Now, our ice cube melted
and then turned into water,
502
00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:54,133
but we left that water in
the sun, and then it evaporated.
503
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:55,438
Now, does anyone know--
504
00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:57,484
[ Vocalizing
"Bluey" theme song ]
505
00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:03,185
[ Gasps ] Bluey!
506
00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:04,491
Huh? What?
507
00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:05,492
What was that, Bluey?
508
00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:07,146
Uh-huh. Yeah.
509
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:08,886
[ Chuckles ]
510
00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:10,323
Bluey, you so crazy.
511
00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:12,194
Oh, Bluey is so funny.
512
00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:14,457
But she said that she knows
what state
513
00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:15,893
the evaporated water is in.
514
00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:17,330
Does anyone else?
515
00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:19,984
Okay, Micah, come on up.
516
00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:22,596
Now you know
he don't know.
517
00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:29,516
Okay, now, is the water a solid,
a liquid, or a gas?
518
00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:35,261
Enh! Wrong.
519
00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:36,479
Not quite, buddy.
520
00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:38,002
But that's okay.
521
00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:40,091
Thank you for trying.
522
00:19:40,135 --> 00:19:42,181
Now, does anybody else
want to give it a go?
523
00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:46,054
Mr. Eddie, you didn't send
anyone to my office today.
524
00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:48,274
Oh, I feel like I got
the situation under control.
525
00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:50,276
Well, you know you don't need
a misbehaving student
526
00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:51,494
to stop by my office.
527
00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:53,235
You could always
just come say hi.
528
00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:55,672
And I'd have to be high
-to do that.
-Oop.
529
00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:57,457
-Come on.
-Unh-unh.
530
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,023
I don't like this little duo
at all.
531
00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:00,547
Oh, Ava,
532
00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:03,550
I forgot to drop off
that discipline report to you.
533
00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:05,247
You are no longer speaking
to work Ava.
534
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:07,554
You can drop it off at her desk
or speak to her tomorrow.
535
00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:10,339
How dare you. Oop.
536
00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:25,572
[ Sighs ]
537
00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:28,314
[ Sighs ][ Cellphone rings ]
538
00:20:30,707 --> 00:20:33,057
[ Cellphone clicks ]
What up, Pops?
539
00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:37,279
Yeah, of-- of course.
Of course.
540
00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:39,368
I'm sorry,
Lt. Colonel Father Sir.
541
00:20:42,937 --> 00:20:45,679
Mm. So, this one was where
Kristin Marie
542
00:20:45,722 --> 00:20:48,247
and I went to Disney World,
and if you look real close,
543
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,292
you can see there's a bump
on my forehead
544
00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:52,294
where she slammed the door
in my face.
545
00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:55,166
Oh, this one--
this is a sad day.
546
00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:58,692
So this was when Kristin Marie
had to say goodbye to her cat.
547
00:20:58,735 --> 00:21:01,260
She had the name changed
legally to Melissa
548
00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:03,174
right before she put it down.
549
00:21:03,218 --> 00:21:05,176
So... [ Grunts ]
550
00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:06,177
Whoop!
551
00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:07,701
This one's very special.
552
00:21:07,744 --> 00:21:11,270
This is me on Kristin Marie's
wedding day.
553
00:21:12,445 --> 00:21:14,621
Oh, see, look-- look at this.
554
00:21:14,664 --> 00:21:17,145
Look how nice we used
to get along.
555
00:21:22,629 --> 00:21:23,586
Excuse me.
556
00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:25,196
[ Sniffles ]