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好,我讓妳們見識一下,要如何正確跳繩

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上吧

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妳要跳了沒?

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妳害我分心了,所以得重來一次

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休息時間都快結束了

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都快放學了

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好吧,不然妳們改單手好了

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也許不是我,是妳們的問題,我要來囉

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雅各,現在輪到我了

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我走到了河邊,看見綠草茵茵

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珍妮坐在那邊,笑咪咪像玫瑰

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雅各走了過來,來玩交互跳繩

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珍妮站在旁邊看,是忌妒還是羨慕?

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哇,我好強

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《小學風雲》

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(威拉德艾培公立小學)

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(團結、積極、創新、卓越、成就)

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好了,一切就緒,食物下單了

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參觀日開始之前就會送到

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如果想要玩點刺激的,我有拼字遊戲

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我隨時放身上

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但參觀日不是要和家長聊天嗎?

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我都忘了,這是你的第一個參觀日

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他好菜,真是可愛

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我是說,又成熟又穩重

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今天放學後,是一年一度的校園參觀日

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我們很歡迎家長及附近社區的人來參觀

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不過這附近的住戶都忙於工作

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也可能是他們根本不想來

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妳是要考律師嗎?是在苦讀什麼?

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一切成敗就看今天的參觀日了

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妳如果不放輕鬆,就注定會失敗
根本不會有人來

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對,我知道
只是我的學生妮娜,她有學習上的問題

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我一直沒機會和她媽媽聊聊

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今天是我唯一的機會

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因為她答應我她會來

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- 一定要成功
- 妳靜止心率多少?

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大概75

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- 小鹿兒心頭撞啊?
- 不是,只是...

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我很清楚孩子們在那些關鍵時刻的感受

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你知道的,父母應該要參與其中

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但妳怕她會變怎樣嗎?

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我是參觀日的音樂DJ

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DJ艾娃!

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隨便

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學區總長會來吧

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妳不覺得妳應該要有點校長的樣子嗎?

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如果學區總長對我有意見

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那我要給他一個建議:出軌不要被人抓到

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妳在說什麼?

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你不知道嗎?我發現他和一位女執事出軌

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所以我才得到這份工作

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他以為能高枕無憂,但他大錯特錯

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那是繞口令

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等等,妳是說...

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那男人被我咬得死死的,他進退兩難

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我要去準備了

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如果需要什麼,去找你們的媽媽
因為找我沒用

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我先前申請這裡的校長職缺

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我做足功課,攻讀學位,該做的都做了

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但我沒得到這份工作
只因艾娃勒索學區總長

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(參觀日)
(下午3點至8點)

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(家長之夜)

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我不確定妮娜的媽媽何時會到
但我開始有點焦慮了

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不能有任何差錯

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所以,保險起見
我要去找芭芭拉練習我待會的台詞

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芭芭拉是我的良師益友

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你知道嗎?她也像嚴師慈母

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她是良師益母

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(參觀日)
(歡迎各位家長)

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- 嘿,芭芭拉
- 妳來啦

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我一整天都好期待見到妳

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哇,我的美夢成真了

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抱抱,兩人的甜蜜時刻

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珍妮,我想向妳介紹我的女兒

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妳好,我是泰勒

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珍妮是二年級老師,孩子們都好愛她

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哇,很高興認識妳

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妳真幸運,妳媽是大聖人

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我也是這麼聽說

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泰勒從紐約回來
因為參觀日通常要等好久

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又沒什麼人出席,所以我請她來陪陪我

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哇賽,紐約耶

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我上次去紐約時,我在堅尼街逛街

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然後看到一隻超大的老鼠

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我拿出手機想拍照

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結果有個飛天垃圾朝我臉上砸來

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所以我的手機掉進了水溝裡

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再也找不到了

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這故事真應有盡有

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老天,太酷了,因為妳知道

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妳是芭芭拉的親生女兒
而我是她的職場女兒

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- 她的職場女兒?
- 是

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天哪,不...妳不會吃醋,對吧?

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因為妳拿到了所有好處

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- 超多好處
- 對

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一起去逛街、聊男孩子,聊月經
一定有超多感動時刻

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但願我也能從我媽或芭芭拉身上享有這些

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我們來看看孩子們的藝術作品吧

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好啊

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我無法想像擁有芭芭拉這樣的媽媽

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我以前會對我媽說些

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我想聽的話
我希望她也能回些我想聽的話

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但她只是一直玩我的任天堂,所以...

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嘿,雅各

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你在幹嘛?

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我嗎?我只是在敬仰
杜威先生和他發明的十進分類法

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過來這,來玩撲克牌

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我從沒玩過

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那更好,你有20美元嗎?

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這樣的話

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為了聊天與同事情誼,損失點小錢也值得

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你開心就好,強森先生,來玩吧

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嘿,正是我,強森先生
我下班後的裝扮不太一樣

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他要玩嗎?

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我應該沒問題,我玩過UNO

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看吧,他玩過UNO

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聽好了,這遊戲好玩又簡單
沒什麼好擔心的

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- 那太好了
- 給我坐下來

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老爹我有錢買掃把囉

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我是DJ艾娃,下一首

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請聽吉納文這首
有點年代但經典不衰的歌曲

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歌名是《小馬》,各位
但不是在講真的馬

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柯林學區總長,你出現啦

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只是順便來參觀一下

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如果你想浪費時間,我沒意見

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但你知道如果有什麼意見,你也無計可施

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我來這裡是職責所在

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好,我可不想騙你來參觀

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我這麼說是因為你騙了你老婆

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- 妳一說我就懂了
- 我來播布蕾斯頓的歌

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你會喜歡的
歌名是「愛我就該回到我身邊」

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我待會帶妳去吃晚餐如何?

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帶我去?我才要帶妳去

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妳想去哪吃?我聽說...

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我聽說布拉塔餐廳很不錯

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對,塔里克老是說他要帶我去吃

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但要等他簽成唱片合約
可是他至今都沒簽成

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所以我一直沒有打去訂位

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好,我們會考慮看看

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- 也許我們可以...
- 對了

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我知道很多很棒的餐廳,我也還沒去過

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所以儘管開口問我

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泰勒,不知道妳要回來待多久

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但我很樂意帶妳玩費城

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沒關係,我在這裡長大的
我只是回來看我媽媽

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她也是來工作的

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我是來看妳的

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但妳也是來工作的
妳每次回來都是這個原因,不是嗎?

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妳媽媽真的超讚

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我來其實就是為了向妳請教,我待會...

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- 要和一位家長談話...
- 媽,反正我都回來了

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就算我回來剛好也要工作,有差別嗎?

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甜心,兩者有差別

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妳做什麼工作的,泰勒?

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我是個全球品牌的代表

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- 我們提倡友情和玩樂...
- 她販賣酒精

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我是一家頂級酒商的代表人員

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我好愛頂級酒品

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我不太喝酒,但我喜歡那些廣告

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那支「世上最有趣男人」的廣告
我覺得他好風趣

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那是啤酒廣告
但妳肯定會喜歡我們的發言人

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妳知道機關槍凱利嗎?

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- 天哪,當然知道
- 他說話跟他一個樣

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而且我們剛簽一個協議
如果費城76人贏了NBA決賽

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他們要把我們的烈酒倒在身上

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哇,那畫面肯定很療癒

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我認為唯一能療癒人心的是上帝

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妳又來了

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我只是說說而已
妳應該利用妳的天賦幫助他人

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- 妳大可不必這麼說,媽
- 我就是想說

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這正是我希望
我待會能和那位家長展開的對話形式

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我很抱歉,不是人人都能成為聖人芭芭拉

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我不是說她是那種宗教聖者

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我想她應該沒被教堂認可吧

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妳所受過的教育,應該做更有意義的事

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例如教書,對吧?

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是啊,沒錯

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妳又來了

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就因為我和妳選擇的人生道路不同

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妳就不支持我

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不是這樣的

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就是這樣

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妳想要我成為一個
能為孩子們奉獻生命的人

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卻買不起一台好車或繳房貸
然後穿得跟羅傑斯先生一樣

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在說我呢

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對,因為她終究希望我變成像妳一樣的人

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那麼,現在也許不適合討論與家長的談...

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對

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對,好吧

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(第一名的老師)

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芭芭拉?

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沒事,珍妮,泰勒和我經常為此爭論不休

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希望妳們能找到解方

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不過我感到與有榮焉
因為妳希望妳女兒能像我一樣

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珍妮,這件事與妳無關

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我知道妳待會和家長有重要談話
妳應該去準備準備吧?

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- 好主意
- 對呀

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但妳如果要去布拉塔餐廳

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我可以幫我們三人訂位,或我們倆也行?

201
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我走了

202
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好,我回來了

203
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我去跟好幾位家長說另一所學校要怎麼走

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他們走錯學校了,抱歉,強森先生,我來

205
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上次我讓別人洗牌,我就少了顆腎臟

206
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我全下

207
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她都還沒發牌呢

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我是說情感的方面

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我棄牌

210
00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:04,145
我不想抱太大希望

211
00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:09,150
那是葛瑞格嗎?

212
00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,029
他是不是有點衣衫不整?

213
00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:16,616
我一般都站著受訪,但我認清了一件事

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一切都沒意義,對吧?幹嘛試呢?

215
00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:21,788
我應徵校長一職,是為了什麼?

216
00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:22,956
意義在哪?

217
00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:25,125
這一切到底有什麼意義?

218
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,210
對,我把領帶鬆開了

219
00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:31,548
幹嘛坐得直挺挺的?
我喜歡這樣坐,舒服多了

220
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大家為什麼要那樣坐?

221
00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:42,559
妳好,妳是妮娜的媽媽嗎?

222
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- 不是,我是傑馬爾的媽媽
- 真糟糕

223
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怎麼了?為什麼?
傑馬爾表現還好嗎?他落後了嗎?

224
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不是...他很棒,妳要看一下塗鴉牆嗎?

225
00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,362
我待會去找妳,吃片餅乾吧

226
00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:56,448
雜貨店純手工做的

227
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你打來想跟我說的事

228
00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:06,541
我應該沒時間聽,要留言隨便你

229
00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:10,670
喂,威廉太太
我是妮娜的老師,蒂格老師

230
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妳說過妳今天會來學校的參觀日

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00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:16,801
順便提醒妳,我們八點整結束

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待會見囉,好吧

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你好

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嘿

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00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:28,229
我是泰勒

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我是葛瑞格,我不是艾培小學的校長

237
00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:36,112
真巧,我也不是校長

238
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:39,574
那我們有共同點,妳是家長嗎?

239
00:11:39,574 --> 00:11:42,494
不是,但我媽在這工作
她永遠不會讓人忘記這點

240
00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:45,413
是喔,妳是芭芭拉從紐約回來的女兒吧?

241
00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:49,459
對,那裡超棒,雖然有時壓力很大,但...

242
00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:53,505
我不知道什麼叫壓力
我的綽號是無憂無慮小葛

243
00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:57,550
嘿,小芭芭?

244
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,098
妳好,霍爾老師

245
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,768
泰勒,我們能聊聊嗎?

246
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:23,868
母女關係有時不好應付

247
00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:26,204
沒人比我清楚不過了

248
00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:29,124
妮娜的媽媽不來,我也無能為力

249
00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:32,335
但芭芭拉和泰勒的事我幫得上忙

250
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:33,837
我能幫她們修補關係

251
00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:35,839
我或許是唯一能幫忙的人

252
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:46,891
我愛妳,我真的很以妳為榮

253
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:50,186
而且我會一直支持妳

254
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,780
唉呀,電力不穩

255
00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:04,159
我本來想不被妳們看到,悄悄離開的

256
00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:06,036
結果妳們什麼也看不到了

257
00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:10,874
現在又看得到了,我要離開了

258
00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:12,834
妳們繼續抱抱吧

259
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:14,627
好吧

260
00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:18,673
我在考慮把這裡變成我的女人窩

261
00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:21,051
女孩的小天地

262
00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:23,303
我能小憩和看《家庭主婦》實境秀的地方

263
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,971
你覺得放得下按摩浴缸嗎?

264
00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:26,973
妳覺得在學校裡可以這麼做嗎?

265
00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:29,726
你覺得在教堂裡可以那麼做嗎?

266
00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:35,690
嘿,柯林學區總長,記得我嗎?

267
00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:39,611
當然,葛瑞格艾迪,你的面試表現良好

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我也這麼認為

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你面試過這份工作?老天,怎麼回事?

270
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難以解釋

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但你讓艾娃當校長真是明智的決定

272
00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:51,331
我可不知道怎麼當音樂DJ

273
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,791
你為什麼怪怪的?

274
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:55,168
我比較喜歡你拘謹的樣子
保持神祕,小親親

275
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錄取對人了,她當之無愧,非常實至名歸

276
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,347
又是個艾娃的鐵粉

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(期待今晚和妳談妮娜的事情)

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00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:19,943
(媽)

279
00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:21,236
(希望很快能見到妳)

280
00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:23,321
(我正想到妳,妳好嗎?)

281
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,709
- 妳好,我...
- 妮娜的媽媽

282
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:40,005
對,參觀日八點就結束了,現在八點半了
抱歉,妳來不及了

283
00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:41,464
- 我知道,但是...
- 沒有但是

284
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:44,259
我過去一整年都想請妳來談談

285
00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:45,969
妳明明有很多機會

286
00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:48,430
- 妳能讓我...
- 我受夠各種藉口了

287
00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:50,432
妳說妳會來,但妳沒來

288
00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:52,934
妳的孩子遇到問題時,妳有伸出援手嗎?

289
00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:54,436
沒有,妳只是為所欲為

290
00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:56,021
因為全世界都繞著妳轉

291
00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:58,023
- 但是...
- 多陪陪孩子吧

292
00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:01,109
要孩子比妳更像大人,這太不公平了

293
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:04,654
而妳唯一找孩子的原因
是為了問Disney+的帳號密碼

294
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:09,576
我有自己的帳號密碼
而且我剛才在急診室離不開

295
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,828
有個傢伙的鼠蹊部中彈

296
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:15,331
我想也許多待一會
幫忙把子彈弄出來比較好

297
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,624
這樣妳能接受嗎?

298
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,546
對,當然,沒問題,我可以接受

299
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,550
我剛剛說的那些話,真的很抱歉

300
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:27,469
不關妳的事,是我的問題

301
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:28,553
我了解

302
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:31,431
我只是遇過某些家長,孩子需要他們

303
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,309
他們卻不管孩子的死活,但當然不是妳

304
00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:38,313
我不會這樣,我愛妮娜
我會盡我所能幫助她

305
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:50,742
好,先等一下,我不能讓你這麼做,小子

306
00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:54,162
這樣吧,我們賭撲克籌碼就好,別賭錢?

307
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:55,413
要願賭服輸

308
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:59,250
我賭光了我的房子、汽車
還有我訂閱的虛擬賽馬

309
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:03,129
就沒人說過:「沒關係
強森先生,你只是無心之過」

310
00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:05,090
妳不用把我當小孩子

311
00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:07,092
好吧,臭屁孩

312
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:12,722
你看到我的牌會哭出來

313
00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:16,518
一點也不意外,我的牌爛死了

314
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:21,231
真該死,我只有四張一樣的牌

315
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:27,153
- 你他媽的在開玩笑嗎?
- 意思是籌碼全歸我吧?

316
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,448
- 剛剛那是什麼?
- 剛剛什麼?

317
00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:32,617
你的表情,你在偷笑

318
00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:34,327
對,他那不光彩的偷笑

319
00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:38,832
你以前有玩過,對吧?好啊,你誆我

320
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:42,877
抱歉,沒錯,我其實很會打牌

321
00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:45,380
我之前當無國界教師時
大家有很多空閒時間

322
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:48,967
我們基本上一直在打牌,以及和彼此做愛

323
00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:50,719
你說那個組織叫什麼?

324
00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:53,680
你知道嗎?我一點也不生氣,你不簡單

325
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,057
我是說,我會報仇的

326
00:16:56,141 --> 00:17:00,437
你這輩子最好給我小心度日
不過,幹得好

327
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:05,483
不會乘法表,也不太會看時間

328
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,485
有些東西是可以在家練習的

329
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,279
我們在學校裡也會不斷複習

330
00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:12,532
我不會丟下任何一位學生
但我需要家長的協助

331
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,117
我很想一起幫忙

332
00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:15,493
這正是我需要的

333
00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:17,954
妮娜很聰明,跟她媽媽一樣

334
00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:22,083
她只是在現階段,需要我們多一點的關注

335
00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:24,794
她一旦開竅,一切都會開花結果

336
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:27,589
她真幸運有妳這樣的老師,謝謝妳

337
00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:37,766
我抱了妳,但現在我感覺是妳在抱我

338
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:40,226
對,我現在很需要

339
00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:44,689
慶祝勝利

340
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:47,400
妳心情很好嘛

341
00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:50,695
對,我在等的那位媽媽總算現身了

342
00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:54,157
我們談得非常愉快,她很樂意配合

343
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:55,909
我真心覺得一定能幫到孩子

344
00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:58,244
我真替妳開心

345
00:17:58,328 --> 00:18:01,998
謝謝你,你的完美站姿呢?

346
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:04,042
你還好嗎?你的核心不舒服嗎?

347
00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:05,168
我的核心很好

348
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:08,338
我只是在消化一些事情

349
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:14,511
我們今晚一起吃飯吧,慶祝我的教學勝利

350
00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:18,264
我一時忘記了,但付出真的會有收穫

351
00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:19,432
所以我們去喝一杯吧

352
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:23,061
珍妮,真抱歉,但我今晚不行

353
00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:24,312
為什麼?

354
00:18:24,396 --> 00:18:25,397
準備好了嗎,小葛?

355
00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:27,023
小葛?

356
00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:29,693
- 這位是泰勒,她是...
- 對...我們見過了

357
00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:31,403
或許改天吧

358
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:33,947
- 好吧
- 我們應該去布拉塔餐廳

359
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:35,365
我聽說那裡很棒

360
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:36,658
好啊

361
00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:46,626
結論就是,這趟參觀很浪費時間

362
00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:50,463
我會在幾週後的學校董事會再見到妳吧

363
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:51,423
沒錯,我會去

364
00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:53,383
我會要求明年增加額外資金

365
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:55,051
然後你當然只能同意

366
00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:57,303
這我可不太確定了

367
00:18:57,387 --> 00:19:01,391
因為艾娃,那位是我太太,她來接我

368
00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:03,393
她才不是你太太,她是你...

369
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:04,894
我的太太

370
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:07,981
是啊,我離了婚並與這位女執事再婚了

371
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:10,567
所以妳不過是看見我在吻我未來的太太

372
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:14,362
但如果妳在學校董事會上的報告

373
00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:18,366
跟剛剛的校園參觀一樣,那妳就玩完了

374
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,038
要走了嗎,寶貝?

375
00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:27,125
嘿,艾娃,妳要和我去慶祝嗎?

376
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:28,835
我不能在公開場合和妳在一起

377
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,295
好,但妳直接拒絕就好

378
00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:32,881
可惡,我會很想念被妳煩的日子

379
00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:34,966
這意思是我比較不煩人了還是...

380
00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:36,926
不是,意思是我快被炒魷魚了

381
00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:50,690
不是你不厲害,剛剛那局很精彩

382
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:52,442
你居然矇得過我的眼睛

383
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:54,152
- 那還不簡單
- 也許他們不會

384
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:56,154
- 誰知道?
- 我明白,但我餓死了

385
00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:58,573
- 祝你們玩得愉快,注意安全
- 好的

386
00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:01,076
對,本來就該這樣,應該被讚美

387
00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:02,202
對

388
00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:09,667
看來妳的職場媽媽有空了,要吃晚餐嗎?

389
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:13,838
我不是在做夢吧?

390
00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:16,466
好,抱歉,保持冷靜,珍妮

391
00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:18,468
我非常樂意

392
00:20:19,803 --> 00:20:20,887
- 走吧
- 好呀

393
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:25,433
所以,妳和那位家長談得如何呀?

394
00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:29,312
妳知道嗎?出乎意料,好極了,我很驚訝

395
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:30,897
- 那太棒了
- 是呀

396
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:36,319
DJ艾娃

397
00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:42,784
艾...

398
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,713
我得關燈了,超級天后