1 00:00:10,385 --> 00:00:11,678 Guess who's got another date 2 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:15,098 with Vending Machine Guy next Thursday? Tsss! 3 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:16,933 - (Jacob wolf-whistles) Wow! - JANINE: Uh-oh! 4 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:19,060 You know, Thursday is low-key the sexiest day of the week. 5 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:21,479 What? Are you kidding me? Saturday's the sexiest day. 6 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:23,440 It's not called Thursday Night Fever. 7 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:25,817 I'm partial to Wine Down Wednesdays myself. 8 00:00:25,817 --> 00:00:27,861 Little Pinot (British accent) little Peaky Blinders. 9 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,946 You all do know what sexy means, right? 10 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,281 Oh, I know. 11 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:33,116 Look, Thursday is the sexiest day 12 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:35,285 because it's not as carefree as Friday and Saturday. 13 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:37,787 You got to come back to work and deal with what you've done. 14 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:39,497 Sounds like regret. 15 00:00:39,581 --> 00:00:40,874 That's sexy, right? 16 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:42,792 (chuckles) Well, I don't know about sexy, 17 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:45,462 but my favorite day of the week is Sunday. 18 00:00:45,462 --> 00:00:47,213 The good Lord's day. 19 00:00:47,297 --> 00:00:48,757 My favorite day is Tuesday. 20 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:50,884 - Fascinating. Why? - Because it's trash day. 21 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:53,261 - Yeah, mm-hmm. That checks out. - AVA: What about you? 22 00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:55,764 Oh, I like Fridays. It's my cheat day. 23 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:57,807 And what do you do on your cheat day? 24 00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:59,934 Oh, I work out. I just don't do cardio. 25 00:01:00,018 --> 00:01:02,062 Mondays are my absolute favorite day 26 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:04,147 because that's when I get to come back here 27 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:05,940 and see all you guys again. 28 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:07,150 (school bell rings) 29 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:08,818 - BARBARA: Fail! Fail. - What? 30 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:10,445 - That's a fail. Lord. - The worst day of the week. 31 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:12,906 (Maker's "Hold'em" playing) 32 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:19,996 ♪ 33 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:25,335 All right! All right, guys! 34 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:27,796 5, 6, 7, 8! 35 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:34,886 (laughter) 36 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:36,763 No! No, no, no, guys! 37 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,348 No TikTok dances! 38 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:41,518 So I've been teaching step after school here for a few weeks now, 39 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:43,603 and I loved step so much growing up. 40 00:01:43,687 --> 00:01:45,188 It provided me structure, 41 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:46,856 you know, that I didn't have at home. 42 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,900 The fact that I can now do that for these kids 43 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:51,569 is just a real full-circle moment. 44 00:01:51,653 --> 00:01:52,654 - Hey! - Oh. 45 00:01:52,654 --> 00:01:54,239 I-I got -- I got a conflict. 46 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:55,907 You don't know what it is yet. 47 00:01:55,907 --> 00:01:58,702 My class is putting on a step show next Friday. 48 00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:00,245 We've made so much progress. 49 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:02,205 Oh, we hear you in there, stomping the yard. 50 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:04,249 Yeah, you sound like a regular Major Payne. 51 00:02:04,249 --> 00:02:05,917 Yes, well, we are building something. 52 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:07,001 I love a good step show. 53 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:09,129 - It's so good for the kids. - Right? 54 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:11,214 Who gave you permission to put this on my wall? 55 00:02:11,214 --> 00:02:13,299 - Is this Comic Sans? - (school bell rings) 56 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:14,634 Wait a minute. A step class? 57 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:16,094 Why am I just finding out about this? 58 00:02:16,094 --> 00:02:17,721 I've only been on vacation for a week. 59 00:02:17,721 --> 00:02:20,390 Well, Ava, this has been going on for three weeks, 60 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:21,933 and you signed off on it. 61 00:02:22,017 --> 00:02:23,560 Oh, I sign anything that's put in front of me. 62 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,103 That's how I ended up cosigning my ex's car loan. 63 00:02:25,103 --> 00:02:26,980 - (chuckles) - Thanks for your support. 64 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,064 It's been going great. 65 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,734 Well, it could be going better. Step was my thing in college! 66 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:32,652 Certainly wasn't academics. I hate school. 67 00:02:32,736 --> 00:02:34,696 I was my sorority's Step Master! 68 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:37,073 We won the step show six years in a row. 69 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:38,575 Wait. Six years? That -- 70 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:39,826 - You know what? - Okay. 71 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,953 We should teach that step class together. 72 00:02:42,037 --> 00:02:44,330 Together? Like, you and me? 73 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:45,623 What else does "together" mean? 74 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:47,959 You do know that this happens after school? 75 00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:50,420 And when the bell rings, all that's left of you 76 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:52,922 is a lingering aroma of Shalimar. 77 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:54,758 Um, excuse me. It's Fenty. 78 00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:56,343 And the bell signals the end of the day. 79 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:58,636 Okay. You know there's no extra money involved, right? 80 00:02:58,720 --> 00:02:59,763 Why y'all jumping me?! 81 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:01,806 Can I not do something out of the goodness of my heart? 82 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:03,767 Well, you know what? 83 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:05,852 If you can commit, then I'd be more than happy 84 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:07,729 to have another pair of feet around. (chuckles) 85 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:09,856 Well, don't say it like that, but I'll be there. 86 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:11,232 And I would ask what I would bring, 87 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:13,109 but I already know that I'm enough. 88 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,319 (chuckles) 89 00:03:15,403 --> 00:03:18,448 Okay, listen, this has got bad news written all over it. 90 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:20,158 She only looks after herself. 91 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:22,952 I've seen her push students out of the way during a fire drill. 92 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,329 - True. - I'm gonna choose 93 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:26,331 to look at the glass half-full. 94 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:28,458 Okay. It's your glass. 95 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:30,085 Just make sure Ava doesn't spit in it. 96 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:33,380 Mm. 97 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:39,469 Step show. Step show happening next Friday. 98 00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:41,680 JANINE: I get that Ava hasn't historically been 99 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:42,722 the most reliable, 100 00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:44,641 but she seems really excited about this, 101 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:46,851 and I think we're gonna make a great team. 102 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:48,478 Step's all about the fundamentals. 103 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:51,147 She's the "fun," and I'm the "mentals." 104 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,482 That didn't sound right. 105 00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:56,986 Oh, my God. Is that pizza from Dough Nuts? 106 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:59,030 Best in the city. They bake it in an oven 107 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:01,324 blessed by Pope John Paul II. 108 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:03,410 John Paul II wasn't the most progressive. 109 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:05,161 Blesses a good oven, though. 110 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:07,330 I'm just saying, wouldn't have blessed a gay oven. 111 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:10,333 Well, I think it's a fine pizza, but it is nothing compared to 112 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:12,919 the burrata pizza at Pauly's. Mwah! 113 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:14,546 Best pizza in Philly is from Federico's. 114 00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:16,673 They put this mushroom extract in the sauce 115 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:18,633 that just kind of relaxes you to high heaven. 116 00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:19,801 Yeah, you're both wrong. 117 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:21,511 What makes Philly-style pizza? 118 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:22,887 Uh, five things. 119 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:24,848 You got your crust, sauce, cheese, 120 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:26,933 maybe some toppings, and the last thing -- 121 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:28,268 it's made in Philadelphia. 122 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,644 Okay, I got an idea -- 123 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:32,063 tomorrow, everybody bring in their favorite pizza, 124 00:04:32,147 --> 00:04:34,149 - and we'll have an eat-off. - Okay. 125 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:35,358 Gregory! 126 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:37,027 You never told us your favorite pizza place. 127 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:39,738 Oh, I should sit this one out. 128 00:04:39,738 --> 00:04:42,198 I'm more of a Baltimore-style pizza guy. 129 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,242 Ooh, Baltimore pizza. I've never heard about that. 130 00:04:44,242 --> 00:04:45,618 What makes it so different? 131 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:47,037 You never heard of Baltimore style? 132 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:48,538 Oh, it's -- it's great. 133 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:52,417 It's, um, really crunchy... and, like, wet. 134 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:54,711 - Wet? - Yeah, yeah. 135 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:56,880 No, it's -- it's -- it's, um -- It's great. 136 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:59,299 Next time you're there, go to, um... 137 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,468 Say Cheese. Say Cheese Pizza. 138 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,303 - Uh-huh. - It's -- They soak it. 139 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,930 It's, like, sopping. It's...mmm. 140 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:09,100 I gotta go talk to a child about a little thing. 141 00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:11,269 (door closes) 142 00:05:11,353 --> 00:05:12,562 All right! 143 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:15,190 Another fun day of step! (laughs) 144 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:17,859 Does anyone want to help lead the warm-ups? 145 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:21,863 Anyone? 146 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:26,242 We like to play this fun game called "call and no response." 147 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:29,913 The kids are so good at it. (chuckles) 148 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:32,248 I got the tacos! Now, who got the tea? 149 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:37,379 I heard Miss Cooper is dating Mr. Peace and Coach Wilson. 150 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:39,756 Ooh! Now, that's scandalous. 151 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:42,801 Um, we actually usually begin class by doing some stretches 152 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:44,761 to make sure our bodies are properly warmed up. 153 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:46,262 Can't warm up on an empty stomach. 154 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,014 You can't just pump them full of burritos, 155 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:49,641 'cause they'll all throw up. 156 00:05:49,641 --> 00:05:51,810 Stepping is half stepping and half farting around. 157 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:53,186 They got to bond. 158 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:55,814 The way we bond is via structure and discipline. 159 00:05:55,814 --> 00:05:57,649 Nah, it's about who would have your back at 3:00 a.m. 160 00:05:57,649 --> 00:05:59,609 at the after-after-party. 161 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:02,445 Yeah, people having your back by learning the steps 162 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:04,406 is a sign that they'll have your back out there. 163 00:06:04,406 --> 00:06:07,075 Janine! Are you saying you'd square up on a stranger for me? 164 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:08,451 Go ahead and get stuff started. 165 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:10,787 I'll be back after I finish my exciting blue slushy. 166 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:12,455 This is exciting! 167 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:16,167 Like in those videos with the unlikely animal friends. 168 00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:18,378 You're like, "There's no way a parakeet and crocodile 169 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,130 can make it work and..." 170 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:22,799 Actually, in the one I just watched, they didn't. 171 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:26,052 Uh, it was mislabeled. Very tragic. 172 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:28,638 This Pauly's Pizza is delish, isn't it? 173 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:31,307 It's decent, but it's not as good as Dough Nuts. Sorry. 174 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:34,019 Is anybody else not enjoying the mouth-feel of Federico's? 175 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:36,730 - Mnh-mnh. - Greg? 176 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,231 Oh, I mean, it's all gonna be trash to me. 177 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,191 I'm a Baltimore pizza guy, like I said. 178 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:42,736 Mm! You know what? I thought that might happen. 179 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:46,156 And so, as your best friend here at Abbott, 180 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:48,825 I took it upon myself to drive two hours to Baltimore 181 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:50,285 to get you your favorite pizza 182 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:52,162 from Say Cheese. 183 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:53,747 - Aww. - That's crazy. 184 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:56,958 I even asked the pizzaiolo to make it extra crunchy and wet. 185 00:06:59,169 --> 00:07:01,171 - Bon appétit. - Hmm. 186 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:10,096 A-All right, man, you -- I can't do this. 187 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:12,015 I-I just don't like pizza! 188 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:13,266 - What?! - (mop clatters) 189 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:15,352 Say that again. I don't think I heard you, son. 190 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:18,271 Sweetheart, what do you mean you don't like pizza? 191 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:19,564 I just don't understand the concept 192 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:22,650 of having a bunch of ingredients just slosh around in your mouth! 193 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:24,027 It's not just pizza. 194 00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:25,278 I've got like four or five things 195 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:27,614 that I actually like, and I just stick to those. 196 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:31,701 Do you like pie? 197 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,661 Fruit should not be hot. 198 00:07:33,745 --> 00:07:34,746 - Okay. - Okay. 199 00:07:34,746 --> 00:07:36,206 What about a rack of ribs? 200 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:38,208 Dry rub, no sauce! 201 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:40,752 That is not for me, but I do like bacon. 202 00:07:40,752 --> 00:07:42,837 He's lying. He doesn't like bacon. 203 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:44,631 So, how could you not like pizza, Gregory? 204 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,341 How could you not like -- It's pizza! 205 00:07:46,341 --> 00:07:48,468 See? This is why I don't ever tell anybody, okay? 206 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:50,804 'Cause everyone always freaks out and acts like it's a personal attack. 207 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:52,681 It's not my fault! I was born this way. 208 00:07:52,681 --> 00:07:54,140 Don't you bring Lady Gaga into this. 209 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:55,892 (grumbles) 210 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:02,899 He doesn't like bacon. 211 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:04,567 Mm-mm-mm. 212 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:05,944 I'm telling y'all, it was like Bring It On 213 00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:07,320 but with Black people on both sides, 214 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:09,114 so you know they ain't gonna never make that movie. 215 00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:10,323 (laughter) 216 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:11,408 - Oh, hey, girl! - Hey! 217 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:13,576 I was just telling them about when I was on 106 & Park. 218 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,328 Me and Terrence J made our own top-10 list that night, 219 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:16,621 if you know what I mean. 220 00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:18,665 No, I hope they do not know what you mean. 221 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:21,042 You think they never seen 106 & Park? 222 00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:22,919 How about we put down the chalupas 223 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,338 since we didn't even get to the routine last time 224 00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:27,007 because you ate too many hard-shell tacos? 225 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:29,551 - (all groan) - Yep. 226 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:31,052 Up and at 'em. 227 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:35,598 (clears throat) Okay. 228 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:38,268 (hip-hop music plays) 229 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:40,645 5, 6, 7, 8. 230 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:45,275 ♪ 231 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:47,902 (rhythmic clapping) 232 00:08:47,986 --> 00:08:49,863 Okay. Cut, cut! (chuckles) 233 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:51,364 That's enough of that. 234 00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:52,657 Uh, all right, hey, guys, 235 00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:54,075 why don't you go ahead and take five? 236 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:55,785 (indistinct conversations) 237 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:58,204 Uh (clears throat) what's the problem? 238 00:08:58,288 --> 00:09:00,832 This royalty-free music is wack, and these moves are tired. 239 00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:02,542 Where'd you get this routine from? Barney? 240 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:03,877 The Big Book of Step. 241 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,295 I'm gonna assume that's Barney. 242 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:07,172 How did you manage to make stepping dorky? 243 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:08,798 Somebody put on some good music. 244 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:11,843 - Like Cardi? - Great minds. 245 00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:14,220 Let's move this to the floor. We gonna need some room. 246 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:18,808 So, this is becoming like the crocodile-parakeet video. 247 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:19,893 She's the crocodile. 248 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:22,187 ♪ Came from a chick who...wanna touch ♪ 249 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:24,064 ♪ I said my face bomb, ass tight ♪ 250 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:26,274 ♪ Racks stack up Shaq height, jewelry on me ♪ 251 00:09:26,358 --> 00:09:27,817 Okay, they're not even following the routine. 252 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:30,070 Look, the point of this class was to teach them 253 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,489 structure and responsibility, not Cardi B lyrics. 254 00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:33,782 Do you ever talk about anything 255 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:35,492 other than structure and responsibility? 256 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:37,410 Yes, pride and leadership. 257 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:40,205 Step is supposed to be fun and about expressing yourself. 258 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:41,873 You use that to create a routine. 259 00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:43,917 Well, we have been working on that routine 260 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,001 really, really hard, 261 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:48,380 and the kids would be devastated if we had to start over. 262 00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:50,006 - Devastated? - Yeah. 263 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,467 How many of y'all wanna do a new routine? 264 00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:55,053 Oh, my -- 265 00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:56,137 Jasmine! 266 00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:58,056 ♪ Up, then it's stuck, huh, I could make the party hot ♪ 267 00:09:58,056 --> 00:10:01,142 The people have spoken, Lori Leftfoot. (chuckles) 268 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:02,977 I think. It's time. For you. 269 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:05,188 To move. Back. 270 00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:07,732 Try to keep up. Hey! 271 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:09,025 ♪ Hit 'em with karate chop ♪ 272 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,778 ♪ I'm forever poppin' it, pullin' up and droppin' it ♪ 273 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,613 ♪ Gotta argue with him 'cause you... ♪ 274 00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:16,449 Let's go, Step Queen. 275 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:19,160 Let's go, Step Queen. 276 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:20,787 - Hey, Janine. - Hey. 277 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:23,331 - What are you doing? - Step Queen? 278 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:25,625 (sighs) Well, I have been ousted. 279 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:26,710 (chuckles) 280 00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:29,838 The class chose to learn from Ava instead of me, so... 281 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:31,214 That's okay! (chuckles) 282 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:34,551 I am, uh, getting ready so that I don't have to stay ready. 283 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:37,012 Don't you mean get -- 284 00:10:37,012 --> 00:10:39,431 Hey, what if we all just started a step class? 285 00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:41,099 Yes! 286 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:44,060 Uh, no, actually, I probably shouldn't. 287 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,396 So, Ava's teaching the class and the kids are into it? 288 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:48,064 Yeah, you know, but th-they're children. 289 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,524 They don't really -- They don't know what they're doing. 290 00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:51,776 Well, it sounds like they're really engaged, Ava's engaged. 291 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,194 Wasn't that the whole plan? 292 00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:56,239 (sighs) 293 00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:59,117 That's true. Yeah. 294 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:02,996 Ugh. Guess it just hurts that they didn't choose me. 295 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,873 You know what? Who cares? 296 00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:07,542 You know, just because one person or some people 297 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:09,586 don't like the same thing that you like 298 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:12,422 doesn't mean that it's weird to be different. 299 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:15,091 Okay, just because you don't like this one popular thing 300 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:18,053 does not mean that you are weird. 301 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:22,599 Yeah, yeah. I'm not sure how it relates, but 302 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:24,642 thank you, Gregory. Thank you. 303 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:28,229 You know, all I wanted was a place where, 304 00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:30,273 no matter what was going on at home, 305 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,400 they could enjoy themselves. 306 00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:34,652 And who cares if that's with Ava? 307 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:37,113 Now, you know I used to date Allen Iverson. 308 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,282 - Ooh! - Ooh! 309 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,576 He might've been The Answer, but he was not the one. 310 00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:42,660 (laughter) 311 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,580 Clearly, we have different styles. 312 00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:47,082 - Mm-hmm. - But, you know, if Ava's committed, 313 00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:48,958 then that's really cool. You know what? 314 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,585 This is a good thing. 315 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:53,546 Y'all make sure you stretch out. 316 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,757 Forgot to have you sign the liability waivers. 317 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,426 Hey, Ava. 318 00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:00,387 Um, I just wanted to say 319 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:03,723 I'm sorry for how I acted, uh, earlier. 320 00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:07,602 I let my ego get in the way of the step class, so... 321 00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:09,479 - You did do that, huh? - Yes, I -- 322 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,356 You were like, "I'm Janine. I like responsibility 323 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,483 and structure and weighted blankets." 324 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:15,735 - The three pillars. - You wanna see what we've been working on? 325 00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:17,320 Oh. Absolutely. Yeah. 326 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:20,115 Ladies and Jeremiah, get in formation. 327 00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:22,158 Beyoncé would be proud. 328 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,827 5, 6, 7, and... 329 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:33,670 Girl, this ain't time for your solo. 330 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:36,089 - Get out the line. - Right. Right. 331 00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:40,427 (stepping) 332 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,095 Are you guys ready for the step show? 333 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,680 We are going to blow your minds 334 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,473 with the performance Ava came up with. 335 00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:46,558 Ava? 336 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:47,934 Yeah, I thought you were in charge. 337 00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:50,687 Well, I'm trying to move away from hierarchical leadership, 338 00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:52,355 but Ava is a great leader. 339 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,523 (chuckles) Who'd have thought? 340 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:55,025 I know, right? 341 00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:58,570 I mean, she did try to get the kids into Akon's cryptocurrency, 342 00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:00,989 but she's been there every day, so... 343 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,907 Yeah, there's gotta be some kind of catch. 344 00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:05,326 I mean, maybe it's just time for you guys to admit 345 00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:06,870 that you misjudged Ava. 346 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:08,913 Janine, do not get your hopes up, 347 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:11,249 because Ava will find a way to bring them down. 348 00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:14,836 I don't think that's fair. She's been doing the work. 349 00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:18,173 Maybe Ava has never risen to expectations 350 00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:20,050 because nobody believed in her. 351 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:22,510 - Nah. - That's not it. 352 00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:24,054 - Yeah, that was a bit much. - Mnh-mnh. 353 00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:26,431 But I'm telling you, I believe in her. 354 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,975 She's taking a... 355 00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:31,436 step in the right direction. 356 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:32,729 (chuckles) 357 00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:37,984 Why is Gregory outside in his car, eating? 358 00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:41,237 BARBARA: Oh, no. 359 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,323 Ah, crap. 360 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,699 (car horn blares) 361 00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:46,368 Girlfriend. 362 00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:48,828 Is he doing sit-ups in there? 363 00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:52,082 Gregory, what are you doing out here?! 364 00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:54,125 Is this about the pizza?! 365 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:55,210 No. 366 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,712 What is that? What are you eating? 367 00:13:57,796 --> 00:13:59,005 Why don't you just leave me 368 00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:00,340 and my boiled-chicken sandwich alone! 369 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:03,218 Oh, boiled?! That's the worst way to cook it, man! 370 00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:04,803 Oh, I'm sorry. I could salt it -- 371 00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:06,471 You know what? I don't have to explain anything to y'all, okay? 372 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:08,723 I'm a grown-ass man! 373 00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:10,225 (car horn honks) 374 00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:14,270 Ooh, I think we broke that boy. 375 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,855 JACOB: This is gonna be good. 376 00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:17,649 (indistinct conversations) 377 00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,109 Oh. Hey. Greg. 378 00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:23,238 - He didn't -- - Hey! 379 00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:26,032 Oh, my God. I'm so happy you guys came! 380 00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:27,117 Oh, just a heads-up -- 381 00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:28,451 Um, there are some parts of the routine 382 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:29,953 that are a little bit risqué, 383 00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:31,496 so when I give you the signal, just go ahead and 384 00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:33,164 turn away -- turn away from it. 385 00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:34,249 Well, I'm excited. 386 00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:35,792 I've been waiting for this my entire life. 387 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:38,336 You know, I applied to Morehouse, so... 388 00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:39,587 Where's Ava? 389 00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:41,589 Uh, Ava's just probably somewhere 390 00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:43,258 working out those knees, you know? 391 00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:45,135 She's the real star of the show. 392 00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:47,971 Wait until you guys see the work that she put into this. 393 00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:49,764 - I'm just -- - Uh, Miss Teagues? 394 00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:51,099 - Yeah. - Principal Coleman left. 395 00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:52,517 You're gonna have to lead us. 396 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,519 What do you mean she left? 397 00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:57,939 She said that something came up and that you'd handle it. 398 00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:00,775 Wha-- I can't handle it. I barely know the routine. 399 00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,944 That's what I said. 400 00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:04,446 Ava will be Ava. 401 00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:06,448 MELISSA: Yeah, you give her a chance, she's gonna let you down. 402 00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:08,366 I'd make that bet 10 times out of 10. 403 00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:10,577 You want me to buy you some time? 404 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,120 - Yes. - Abbott Elementary, 405 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,705 - make some noise! - Yeah. 406 00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:15,832 (cheers and applause) 407 00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:18,626 I'm gonna make this basketball disappear. 408 00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:22,339 - Ta-da! - (cheers and applause) 409 00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:35,226 Ava, where are you going? 410 00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:36,394 I'm busy right now, Janine. 411 00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:37,729 What, are you waiting for an Uber Black 412 00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:39,522 to take you to an Uzi Vert concert? 413 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,191 You know that man don't come out during the daytime. 414 00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:42,317 Go take care of your step class. 415 00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:44,235 I can't, because you changed the routine. 416 00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:45,945 - Then do your wack-ass routine! - You know what? 417 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:47,822 Everybody told me not to trust you. 418 00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:49,407 They said you'd do this. And I said no, 419 00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:50,742 because I believed in you. 420 00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:52,077 And now it's messing with the kids. 421 00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:54,621 You can't think of anyone other than yourself. 422 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:58,375 Oh, an airport van to take you on another vacation? 423 00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:04,506 Baby? 424 00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:06,591 - Did you have to bring her here? - She had an episode. 425 00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:08,385 We couldn't calm her down and figured it would help her 426 00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:09,886 to see your face. 427 00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:11,429 I'm here now, Grandma. 428 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,726 It's okay, Grandma. I'm here. 429 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:20,355 - Whoa! - Wow! 430 00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:21,856 Ohh. 431 00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:25,610 David Blaine ain't got nothin' on me! 432 00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:26,820 - How does he do it? - (cheers and applause) 433 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:30,198 - I mean... - Hey, weird eater. 434 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:31,783 Come over here. 435 00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:35,870 All right, listen. 436 00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,914 Is it bananas you don't like food? Yes. 437 00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:40,417 Would it send my Nana Vincenze into a fit of depression? 438 00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:42,085 - Absolutely. - It's really bizarre. 439 00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:43,586 I've never seen anything like it. 440 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,130 - Is there a second part to this? - Yeah. 441 00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:47,841 Everyone's got something a little weird about them. 442 00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,759 She likes to sit facing the door. 443 00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:52,137 Yeah, 'cause you don't ever know what's gonna go down. 444 00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:55,557 And Jacob is, you know... Jacob. 445 00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:56,766 And we all know Barbara's -- 446 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,601 Doesn't have a weird thing about her. 447 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:01,229 Right. So the moral of the story is, 448 00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:02,856 we're all weirdos here. 449 00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:05,400 Or the moral of the story 450 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:08,236 is that, since we're all weird, then none of us are. 451 00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:10,655 - No. 100%, we're weird. - No. That's not how it works. 452 00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:11,865 - We're weird. - Mnh-mnh. 453 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:13,616 By the way, I would like to be reimbursed 454 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,535 for my excursion to Baltimore. 455 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,245 I took toll roads. 456 00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:21,875 (door opens) 457 00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,168 Janine, what are you doing here? 458 00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:24,252 Don't you have a step performance 459 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:26,046 you're supposed to be preparing for? 460 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:30,550 I just wanted to say sorry for what I said back there. 461 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,177 There's no need to apologize. 462 00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:33,678 No, no. I -- 463 00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:35,764 Janine, why do you have to make such a big moment 464 00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:38,141 out of these apologies? You're wrong all the time. 465 00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:40,393 I wouldn't say all the time. 466 00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:46,900 Is your grandmother okay? 467 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,151 Yeah, she'll be fine. 468 00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:50,195 She's been staying with me for the past couple weeks, 469 00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:51,279 but we finally found someplace 470 00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:53,323 that could take care of her full-time. 471 00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:55,200 She's just not used to it yet. 472 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,284 Yeah. 473 00:17:56,368 --> 00:17:59,746 So that's what you were doing while you were on vacation? 474 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:02,082 Well, I did watch seven seasons of Survivor, 475 00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:03,958 so it wasn't not a vacation. 476 00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:09,673 You know, the kids really love 477 00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:11,841 that routine that you came up with. 478 00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:13,843 It was just something we threw together. 479 00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:16,971 - The kids are doing the heavy lifting, so... - Yeah. Mm-hmm. 480 00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:18,223 (breathes deeply) 481 00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:20,684 Well, if you want... 482 00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:22,686 we can still do the performance. 483 00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,313 Together. 484 00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:29,526 (Boyfriend featuring Big Freedia's "Marie Antoinette" plays) 485 00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:32,487 ♪ Livin' fabulous, livin' lavish ♪ 486 00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:35,365 ♪ Livin' stylish, flamboyant ♪ 487 00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:36,991 ♪ Extravagant ♪ 488 00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:39,327 ♪ Livin' lavish, yeah, I'm a bad... ♪ 489 00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:40,412 Thank you! 490 00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:42,831 I'm gonna be here for the next three hundred and six-- 491 00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:44,708 (applause) 492 00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:47,877 Let's hear it for the almighty Abbott Steppers! 493 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:50,463 (cheers and applause) 494 00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:52,298 5, 6, 7, 8. 495 00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:53,383 - Abbott Elementary! - Abbott Elementary! 496 00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:55,927 ♪ I'm-a roll up in a golden carriage ♪ 497 00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:58,221 ♪ Four, five, six white stallions that ♪ 498 00:18:58,221 --> 00:18:59,681 - 5, 6, 7, 8. -♪ Match what I'm wearin' ♪ 499 00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:02,392 ♪ I walk in, and my status is apparent ♪ 500 00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:03,852 -♪ And I fan myself with feathers ♪ - Get it. 501 00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:05,562 -♪ While I yawn, an heiress ♪ - Girls! 502 00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:09,024 ♪ I wanna live expensive like Marie Antoinette ♪ 503 00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:11,901 ♪ Let them eat cake, let them eat cake, let them eat cake ♪ 504 00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:14,279 ♪ You got to, you got to, you got to eat that cake ♪ 505 00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:17,282 ♪ I don't pop bottles, I drink champagne off the font ♪ 506 00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:20,827 ♪ And I need a red carpet when I drive on the 405 ♪ 507 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:23,371 ♪ Don't want no drama in my life ♪ 508 00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:24,914 ♪ Unless it's front row at the opera house ♪ 509 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,833 ♪ With Madame Butterfly ♪ 510 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:29,335 (cheers and applause) 511 00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:35,925 Look at that. 512 00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:38,595 Crocodiles and parakeets can be friends. 513 00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:40,847 You guys did amazing. 514 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,891 - Thank you! - Thank you! 515 00:19:42,891 --> 00:19:44,142 Janine, you did okay. 516 00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:45,602 Ava, you know what? 517 00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:47,687 You really stepped...up. 518 00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:49,397 I can tell that you've been waiting to say that all week. 519 00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:53,360 Thanks, Janine. I appreciate you. 520 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,903 Aw. 521 00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:57,322 Mnh! 522 00:19:57,322 --> 00:20:00,867 Janine, that performance was on point! 523 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:04,662 Oh! And they say UPenn students can't step. 524 00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:06,664 - Wait. Who says that? - So, wait. 525 00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:08,792 What was the drama with Ava this time? 526 00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:10,919 Oh, you know, she just had to take care of some stuff real quick. 527 00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:12,921 She made it here for the kids. She showed up 528 00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:14,923 - just like I said she would. - Mm-hmm. 529 00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:16,216 I still say this ends up 530 00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:18,093 with you at the bottom of a pyramid scheme, 531 00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:20,470 but, hey, that was fun. 532 00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:22,722 - I enjoyed it. - Yeah. Yeah! 533 00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:23,807 Great job. 534 00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:25,767 - Thank you. - That was better than Morehouse. 535 00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:30,772 It was a really good show. Very good. 536 00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:32,607 - Yeah. - Thank you. Thank you so much. 537 00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:35,944 Now I'm starving. Do you wanna go get some pizza? 538 00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:37,987 Uh, yeah, uh, pizza sounds delicious. 539 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,114 Okay. 540 00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:41,199 Um, what was your favorite part of the show? 541 00:20:41,199 --> 00:20:43,368 Oh, I would say the "5, 6, 7, 8" portion 542 00:20:43,368 --> 00:20:45,453 where ever-- everybody got really structured. 543 00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:47,372 (clapping, stomping) 544 00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:20,530 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 545 00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:22,282 (laughs) 546 00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:25,118 Oh, oh, oh. 547 00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:29,414 - Captioned by VITAC --