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在開始之前,我想謝謝

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本週末前來現場
支持德州華盛頓公園的各位...

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猜猜誰下週四又要和販賣機大哥約會?

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星期四其實是一週中最性感的一天

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妳開玩笑嗎?星期六才最性感

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否則為何叫《週末夜狂熱》?

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我比較愛週三放鬆夜

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開瓶黑皮諾,看《浴血黑幫》

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你們知道性感是什麼意思吧?

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我知道

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聽著,星期四最性感

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因為不像週五或週六這麼無憂無慮

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還是要來上班,面對你前一夜做過的事

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聽起來是懊悔

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是不是很性感?

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我是不知道性感該怎樣,但我最愛星期天

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上帝的禮拜日

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我最愛星期二

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真有趣,為什麼?

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- 因為是丟垃圾日
- 了解,有道理

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- 你呢?
- 我喜歡星期五

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- 那是我的健身作弊日
- 那你會做什麼?

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還是會運動,只是不做有氧

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我最愛的絕對是星期一

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因為我又能來學校,見到你們大家

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- 爛,爛透了,老天
- 最討厭星期一了

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《小學風雲》

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(威拉德艾培公立小學)

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(團結、積極、創新、卓越、成就)

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好了,各位同學,五、六、七、八

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不對...同學們,不是跳抖音舞

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過去幾週,我放學後都在這裡教重踏舞

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我從小到大非常愛跳重踏舞

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它讓我學會讓生活過得有條理
那是我的家庭裡缺乏的東西

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我現在把這些經驗帶給孩子們

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算是一種正面循環的回饋

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- 妳們好
- 我剛好有事

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(重踏舞表演)
(星期五放學後)

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妳都還不知道這是什麼呢

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我們班下週五要表演重踏舞

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我們進步超多

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我們有聽見妳上演《踢踏人生》

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對,妳聽起來像在指揮軍團

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- 我們很認真準備
- 我喜歡精彩的重踏舞表演

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- 對小孩有很多益處
- 對吧?

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誰准妳在我的牆上貼公告?
這是漫畫書字體嗎?

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等等,重踏舞班?

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我怎麼現在才知道?我只休了一星期假

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艾娃,已經實行三週了,而且是妳蓋章的

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我看到什麼都直接蓋章

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我就是這樣共同簽署了前任的汽車貸款

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謝謝妳的支持,進行得很順利

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還能更順利,我大學時超瘋重踏舞

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當然不是課堂的部分,我超討厭上課

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我以前是姐妹會的重踏舞隊長
連續六年贏得比賽

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- 等等,六年?大學才...好吧
- 妳知道嗎?

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我們應該一起教重踏舞

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一起?妳跟我?

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一起還有其他意思嗎?

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但妳知道我們在課後練習吧?

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每當放學鐘聲一響

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我們只能聞到妳留下的一千零一夜香水味

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不好意思,那是Fenty香水
而且鐘聲代表一天結束了

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妳知道這沒薪水吧?

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幹嘛一直抨擊我?

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我難道不能做點好事嗎?

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那麼,這樣如何?

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妳如果認真要做

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我很樂意有個助「腳」來幫我

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妳少那種語氣,我會去的

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我想問我需要帶什麼過去
但我知道,有我萬事足

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聽好了,這主意簡直糟透了

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她只管自己死活

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我有次看到她在消防演習時

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- 把學生推開
- 沒錯

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我打算樂觀一點,看好的一面

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好,反正是妳的班,別被艾娃毀了就好

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(艾培新鮮事)

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重踏舞表演...下週五表演

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我了解艾娃過去的紀錄不太可靠

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但她感覺很期待,我覺得我們會合作無間

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重踏舞就是要打好基礎

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她負責「基」,我負責「礎」

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聽起來怪怪的

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我的天,那是鹹鹹圈的披薩嗎?

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全費城最好吃
他們用某任教宗加持的烤窯烤披薩

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那位並非最開明的教宗

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但他很會加持烤窯

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但他絕不會為同性戀烤窯加持

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我覺得他們的披薩很棒

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但波利斯的布拉塔起司披薩無人能敵

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費德里柯才是全費城最讚的披薩

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他們在披薩醬裡加蘑菇精

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吃了讓你飄飄欲仙

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你們倆都錯了

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費城披薩有什麼重點?

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有五點 ,餅皮、醬汁、起司
也許還有配料

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以及最後一點,費城製造

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好,我有個想法

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大家明天各自帶最愛的披薩來

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- 我們來場試吃大賽
- 好啊

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葛瑞格,你還沒說你最愛哪家披薩店

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我就不參與了,我比較喜歡巴爾的摩披薩

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巴爾的摩披薩?我沒聽過

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有何特別之處?

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妳沒聽過巴爾的摩披薩?

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超好吃

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超級酥脆,又非常濕潤

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- 濕潤?
- 對

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沒錯,超級好吃

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下次你們如果去那
去那家說起司,說起司披薩店

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他們把披薩...浸泡過

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吃起來濕答答的...

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我要去和小孩談事情了

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太好了,又能開心跳重踏舞了

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有人自願帶大家做暖身嗎?

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有人嗎?

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我們喜歡玩「問問題沒人回答」的遊戲

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這些孩子很擅長玩這個遊戲

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我帶了塔可餅,誰想聊八卦呀?

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我聽說庫柏老師
同時和皮斯老師和威爾森教練交往

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太勁爆了

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我們其實在一開始都會先做伸展

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確保身體有做好暖身

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肚子空空的怎麼暖身

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那也不能用捲餅填肚子,他們會吐的

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重踏舞就是邊重踏邊玩耍
他們得培養感情

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我們是透過條理性與紀律來培養感情

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不,重點是在凌晨三點的續攤派對
誰還對妳不離不棄

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對,透過學習重踏舞,成為彼此的後盾

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也代表我們會對彼此不離不棄

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珍妮,妳會替我出頭,和陌生人打架嗎?

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去準備東西吧

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我喝完美味的藍色冰沙就過去

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太令人期待了

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就像那些不可能成為朋友的動物影片一樣

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你想說:「小鸚鵡和鱷魚
怎麼可能處得來...」

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其實我看的那部影片,牠們的確處不來

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他們貼錯標籤了,很慘

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波利斯的披薩超美味,對吧?

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還不錯,但還是沒鹹鹹圈的好吃,抱歉

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有人愛上費德里柯披薩的口感嗎?

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葛瑞格?

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我吃只是浪費食物
就像我說的,我偏愛巴爾的摩披薩

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我就知道你會這麼說

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所以,身為你在艾培最好的朋友

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我開了兩小時的車到巴爾的摩

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幫你買了你最愛的說起司披薩

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真不敢相信

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我還請披薩師傅做得特別酥脆和濕潤

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(披薩)

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請享用

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好吧,老兄,你...

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- 我沒辦法,我就是不愛披薩
- 什麼?

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再說一次,我沒聽清,小子

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甜心,什麼叫你不愛披薩?

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我就是不懂披薩的概念

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把一大堆食材塞進嘴裡瞎攪和

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不只是披薩

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我其實只愛四、五種食物
我只吃那些食物

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你愛水果派嗎?

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水果不該熱熱的吃

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- 好吧
- 好吧,那豬肋排呢?

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乾醃肋排,沒醬汁?

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不合我的口味,但我喜歡培根

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他說謊,他才不愛培根

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你怎能不愛披薩,葛瑞格?
怎有人不愛披薩?

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看吧?就因為這樣,我從不和別人說

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大家都難以置信
把我說的話當成人身攻擊

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不是我的錯,我生來如此

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別把女神卡卡牽扯進來

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他不喜歡培根

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跟你們說,像在拍《魅力四射》
只不過兩隊都是黑人

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所以永遠不可能拍成電影

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- 嗨,小妞
- 嗨

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我在跟孩子們分享
我參加音樂節目《106和公園街》的事

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我和男主持人當晚選出我們的前十名

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如果你們懂我意思

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不,我希望孩子們不懂妳的意思

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妳覺得他們沒看過那個音樂節目?

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大家把炸玉米餅放下如何?

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畢竟我們上次完全沒練習

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因為你們吃太多脆皮玉米餅了

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沒錯

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快起來吧

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好了

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五、六、七、八

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好了,卡...真是夠了

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好吧,同學們,我們休息五分鐘

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怎麼了嗎?

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這無版權的音樂爛透了,舞步也糟透了

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從哪學的?《小博士邦尼》?

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從《輕鬆學會重踏舞》

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絕對是學邦尼,妳的舞步怎會這麼可笑?

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誰放點動感的音樂吧

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- 卡蒂B可以嗎?
- 真有默契

197
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我們移到下面,需要大一點的空間

198
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我們變得越來越像
那部鱷魚和小鸚鵡的影片了

199
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她是那隻鱷魚

200
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好,他們根本沒照著舞步跳

201
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聽好了,這堂課的重點
是要培養他們的條理性與責任感

202
00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:32,781
不是卡蒂B的歌詞

203
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妳除了條理性和責任感,還會講什麼?

204
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還有榮譽心和領導力

205
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重踏舞應該是很好玩、表達自我的方式
這兩點是舞步的基礎

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但我們花了很多心血練習那個舞步

207
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如果現在要重來,孩子會受不了的

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- 受不了?
- 對

209
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有誰想換個新舞步?

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我的天...

211
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茉莉

212
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民意不可違,左右不分老師

213
00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:04,813
我想妳該後退一點

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00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,732
努力跟上吧,嘿...

215
00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:15,448
來吧,重踏舞女王

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來吧,重踏舞女王

217
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- 嘿,珍妮
- 嘿

218
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妳在幹嘛?

219
00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,331
重踏舞女王?

220
00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:26,209
是這樣的,我被趕走了

221
00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:29,838
我們班選擇跟艾娃學舞,不是我,所以...

222
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沒關係

223
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我隨時做好不用做任何準備的心理準備

224
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,428
妳說的應該是...

225
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我們幾個組個重踏舞班如何?

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那太好了!

227
00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:43,101
不對,還是不要好了

228
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所以,大家都很喜歡艾娃教的舞?

229
00:10:46,521 --> 00:10:49,524
對,但他們都是孩子,不懂自己在做什麼

230
00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:51,234
他們聽起來很投入

231
00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:53,194
艾娃也是,這不是最重要的嗎?

232
00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:58,283
沒錯,說得對

233
00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:02,328
我只是很難過孩子們沒選我

234
00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:04,873
妳知道嗎,誰理它?

235
00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:07,709
如果有一個人或一些人

236
00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:09,711
不喜歡妳喜歡的事

237
00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:12,839
並不代表妳就是異類,對吧?

238
00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:15,383
妳只是不喜歡符合大眾口味的事

239
00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:17,844
並不代表妳很奇怪

240
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:24,267
對,但我不太懂兩者的關聯
但謝謝你,葛瑞格,謝了

241
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:28,355
我只是希望,無論他們在家中遭遇何事

242
00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:32,525
他們都能在這個空間自在放鬆

243
00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:34,652
是艾娃教的又怎樣?

244
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,614
妳們都知道我和戰神交往過

245
00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:41,951
他也許是大家的「答案」,但不是我的

246
00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:45,580
我們顯然風格迥異

247
00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:48,124
但如果艾娃這麼盡心盡力,那太棒了

248
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,126
你們知道嗎?這是好事

249
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:53,797
記住一定要好好伸展

250
00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:55,965
忘記叫你們簽免責條款了

251
00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:58,510
嘿,艾娃

252
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:03,723
我想向妳道歉,我先前不該有那種反應

253
00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:07,602
我的自尊心影響重踏舞班的進度,所以...

254
00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:08,978
妳總算承認了,是吧?

255
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,605
- 對,我...
- 妳老愛說:「我是珍妮

256
00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:13,483
我喜歡責任感、條理性與重力毯」

257
00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:16,236
- 它們缺一不可
- 妳想看我們目前的進度嗎?

258
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,320
當然好

259
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:20,115
各位女士與耶利米,準備女力來襲

260
00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:22,242
碧昂絲會與有榮焉

261
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,952
五、六、七和...

262
00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:34,879
小妞,現在不是妳的獨舞時間,別擋路

263
00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,214
沒錯

264
00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,095
準備好要看重踏舞表演了嗎?

265
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:45,473
這是艾娃編的舞步
我們會讓大家驚嘆不已

266
00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:47,976
- 艾娃?
- 我以為妳才是指導老師

267
00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:50,854
我試著擺脫那些階級制的從屬關係

268
00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:52,355
但艾娃教得很好

269
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,648
誰想得到呢?

270
00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:55,191
就是說啊

271
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:58,570
我是說,她的確想讓孩子們
對阿肯的加密貨幣感興趣

272
00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:01,072
但她每天都到場,所以...

273
00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:02,907
對,肯定後患無窮

274
00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:06,911
我想,妳們也許該承認過去錯看艾娃了?

275
00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:08,913
珍妮,別輕易燃起希望

276
00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:11,332
因為艾娃總有辦法讓妳希望破滅

277
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:14,961
我覺得這麼說不公平,她很認真教舞

278
00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:20,050
或許正是因為大家都不相信艾娃
她才一直無法符合眾人期待

279
00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:22,635
- 不是這樣
- 不對

280
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:26,222
好,我是有點誇大
但我告訴妳們,我對她有信心

281
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:30,685
她正踏上正確的道路

282
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,734
葛瑞格為什麼在他的車上吃飯?

283
00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:39,903
太慘了

284
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糟糕

285
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,451
好閨蜜

286
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,328
他在車裡做仰臥起坐?

287
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:52,082
葛瑞格!你在車裡做什麼?

288
00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:54,125
是因為披薩的事嗎?

289
00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:55,210
不是

290
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,004
那是什麼?你在吃什麼?

291
00:13:58,088 --> 00:14:00,965
能不能放過我和我的水煮雞胸肉三明治?

292
00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:03,301
水煮的?那可是最難吃的烹調方式

293
00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:05,345
不好意思,我可以加鹽,不管怎樣

294
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,431
我不需要向你們解釋,好嗎?我是個大人

295
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,812
我想我們傷透他的心了

296
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,605
一定會很棒

297
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,234
嘿,葛瑞格

298
00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:26,116
嘿!天哪,真開心你們來了

299
00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:28,535
有個小提醒,有些舞步

300
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:29,953
帶有一點腥羶色

301
00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:32,372
所以我給你們打暗號時,就別過頭去

302
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,332
- 轉頭別看
- 我好期待

303
00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:37,836
我這輩子都在等這個
我申請過一所藝術學校

304
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:39,671
艾娃在哪?

305
00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:43,258
艾娃也許去哪伸展筋骨了吧

306
00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:45,176
她是這場表演的耀眼之星

307
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:48,930
你們等著看她的努力與成果,我很...

308
00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:52,517
蒂格老師,柯爾曼校長離開了,妳得帶隊

309
00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:54,519
她離開了,什麼意思?

310
00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:57,313
她說她臨時有事,妳會接手

311
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,775
我沒辦法接手,我根本不會新舞步

312
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,110
我也這麼說

313
00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:04,446
艾娃終究是艾娃

314
00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:06,448
每次給她機會,她每次都讓妳失望

315
00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:08,366
十次裡有十次都這樣

316
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,577
需要我拖延時間嗎?

317
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:14,330
- 要
- 艾培小學,給我尖叫聲

318
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,668
我要把這顆籃球變不見

319
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:30,930
(艾培重踏舞)

320
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,226
艾娃,妳要去哪?

321
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:36,561
我現在很忙,珍妮

322
00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:39,522
怎麼,忙著等尊榮優步
載妳去現場演唱會嗎?

323
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,274
妳知道演唱會都晚上才開始吧?

324
00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:44,235
- 去管好妳的重踏舞班
- 沒辦法,妳換成新舞步

325
00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:45,945
那就跳回妳的爛舞步

326
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:47,822
大家都要我別相信妳

327
00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:50,742
他們說妳不值得信賴,我說我對妳有信心

328
00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:52,077
妳這次卻讓孩子失望了

329
00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:54,621
妳不能凡事只想到自己

330
00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:58,375
這台廂型車是要載妳去搭機度假嗎?

331
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,506
寶貝?

332
00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:06,716
- 非得帶她過來嗎?
- 她病情發作了

333
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,969
她冷靜不下來
我們想說讓她看到妳也許會好一點

334
00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:11,304
我就在這兒,外婆

335
00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,476
沒事了,外婆,我在這

336
00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:21,314
哇!

337
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,568
大衛魔術師都沒我厲害

338
00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:27,987
- 怎麼做到的?
- 我喜歡!

339
00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:31,241
喂,怪口味先生,過來這裡

340
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:34,911
好了,聽著

341
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:37,997
你不愛美食,是不是很怪?是

342
00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:41,543
你這樣會害我奶奶苦惱不已嗎?絕對會

343
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:43,586
- 真的超怪
- 我見都沒見過

344
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:44,879
妳講完了沒?

345
00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:47,507
還沒,每個人都有難以啟齒的事情

346
00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:49,759
她喜歡坐在面對門的位置

347
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:52,345
對,因為你永遠不知道會發生什麼事

348
00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:55,140
至於雅各,你知道的,就是雅各

349
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,810
- 然後我們都知道,芭芭拉她...
- 沒什麼奇怪之處

350
00:16:58,810 --> 00:16:59,811
對,沒錯

351
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:02,439
這故事的啟示就是,我們全是怪胎

352
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,775
或者說,這故事的啟示就是

353
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:08,236
既然我們全是怪胎,那就沒人特別奇怪

354
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:10,822
- 不對,我們全是怪胎
- 不,不是這樣

355
00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:11,906
我們都很怪

356
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:15,618
對了,我去巴爾的摩的車資想向你請款

357
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,245
我走收費公路

358
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,293
珍妮,妳在這幹嘛?

359
00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:26,046
妳不是應該準備重踏舞的表演嗎?

360
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:30,050
我只是想說對不起,我剛剛說了那些話

361
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,177
沒必要道歉

362
00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:33,720
不是...我...

363
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,806
珍妮,妳何必大費周章道歉?

364
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,141
妳一直在做錯事

365
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,393
我沒有一直做錯事

366
00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:45,732
妳外婆還好嗎?

367
00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:48,151
她會沒事的

368
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:50,362
她過去好幾週都和我待在一起

369
00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:53,365
我們好不容易
找到一個能全天候照顧她的地方

370
00:17:53,365 --> 00:17:55,158
她只是還在適應

371
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:59,245
所以,妳是因為這樣才休假的?

372
00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:03,958
我看了七季《倖存者》,所以仍算是休假

373
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:11,841
妳知道,孩子們很愛妳編的舞步

374
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,094
- 只不過是我們亂編的
- 對

375
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:16,888
孩子們的功勞最大,所以...

376
00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:22,686
如果妳願意,我們還是能完成表演

377
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:25,897
一起上場嗎?

378
00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:43,039
謝謝,我接下來都會在這表演,全年...

379
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:48,878
來點掌聲,歡迎艾培重踏舞隊!

380
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:52,298
五、六、七、八

381
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:53,800
艾培小學

382
00:18:58,430 --> 00:18:59,681
五、六、七、八

383
00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:03,893
好耶

384
00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:06,021
加油,小妞們

385
00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:19,451
五

386
00:19:21,453 --> 00:19:22,454
六

387
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:38,803
你們看,鱷魚和小鸚鵡可以成為朋友

388
00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:41,973
- 你們的表現太棒了
- 謝謝

389
00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:44,142
珍妮,妳表現普普

390
00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:47,687
艾娃,妳知道嗎?妳踏出很棒的一步

391
00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:49,981
我看得出妳這整週都想講這句話

392
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,360
謝了,珍妮,我很感激

393
00:19:57,405 --> 00:20:00,992
珍妮,這場表演太精彩了

394
00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:04,120
還有人說賓州的學生不會跳舞呢

395
00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:06,706
- 等等,誰說的?
- 所以,等等

396
00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:08,958
艾娃這次又在演哪齣?

397
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,127
她只是趕去處理一些事

398
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:14,506
但她為了孩子們趕回來了
就像我說的,她會到場的

399
00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:18,301
我仍會說,妳到頭來被扒得一毛不剩

400
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,470
但是,表演很讚

401
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:22,263
- 是啊...
- 我很喜歡

402
00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:24,766
- 做得好
- 謝謝妳

403
00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:27,060
簡直比藝術學校還厲害

404
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:31,064
這表演真的很棒,非常好看

405
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:34,442
謝謝,真是感謝,我現在餓爆了

406
00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:36,111
你要去吃披薩嗎?

407
00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:38,113
好啊,披薩聽起來很好吃

408
00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:40,865
好呀,你最喜歡表演的哪一部分?

409
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:43,660
我喜歡喊「五、六、七、八」的部分

410
00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:45,453
所有人都好整齊一致

411
00:21:18,236 --> 00:21:22,157
- 嘿...
- 嘿...

412
00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:26,327
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