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還有十秒

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- 好哦
- 走...

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(動作新聞、abc電視第六頻道)

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我們超愛動作新聞 我們早到學校就為了看電視

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在你想拿扳手砸爛某人的後視鏡後

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看動作新聞能讓你平靜

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(吉姆賈德納)

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但費城地區持續飽受高溫之苦

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溫度高達華氏90多度

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熱指數接近100

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我是個驕傲、已婚的基督徒女性

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我很愛我的丈夫

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但吉姆賈德納有股莫名的吸引力

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操著毫無地域性的口音

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我們從未見過如此之事...

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支持與認可當地媒體非常重要,好嗎?

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這些新聞不為私利

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全是深入現場與實地走訪 深具影響力的報導

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我可不想看見在車陣中看到那隻狗狗

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沒錯,吉姆

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我喜歡動作新聞,因為在那期間

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我無論說什麼,都沒人會問我問題

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奇奇是隻2.5磅重的...

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我今天有私事要請假,和朋友釣魚

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總之,廁紙在櫃子裡

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我在墨西哥快餐店看過吉姆賈德納

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他瀟灑地點了碗墨西哥蓋飯

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(威拉德艾培公立小學)

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(團結、積極、創新、卓越、成就)

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- 塔里克,我的天
- 就這樣,給妳聽一小段

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- 太好聽了吧
- 一小段而已

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- 你昨晚錄的嗎?
- 對呀,花了15分鐘吧

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- 沒什麼,錄超快
- 哇賽

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塔里克是我交往十多年的男友

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他從我們高中時就是音樂家

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毫無疑問,他非常厲害

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他所有的抖音影片都爆紅

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這年頭,這是音樂家成功的指標

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我今晚會晚點回家,因為我有表演

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我在國王酒吧的票都賣光了

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- 別開玩笑
- 是真的

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- 我的天!
- 對

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- 我真以你為榮!
- 謝謝

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- 也許我可以去
- 不...不

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妳不能來,他們人數限制很嚴格

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只有15個名額,妳如果來了就會變16位

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會有火災隱患,這樣他們會關門

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但是,妳今晚要一起吃晚餐嗎?

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我大概十點到家 我買巴哈馬微風的東西回來

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- 那是我最愛的餐廳
- 我知道

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- 我的最愛!好,沒問題
- 我知道,好,寶貝

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這座椅也太前面了

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- 你知道我很矮
- 要命,好

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好,寶貝,我要走了,我餓死了

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雖然饑餓感讓我文思泉湧

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我得去吃點東西

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你要吃我的三明治早餐嗎?

58
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- 我去學校再找吃的
- 妳確定?

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對,我到學校再吃

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- 真謝謝妳
- 不客氣

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- 我愛妳
- 我也愛你

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好

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聽我說,你昨晚在錄音
所以我們沒機會討論

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但我們房租漲價了,所以得重新規畫預算

65
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我把記帳單貼在冰箱上

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好,我晚點看

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好,我只是想說,你能盡快看嗎?

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因為租約上是我的名字

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我們已遲繳一次房租

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我懂,我們能晚點討論嗎?

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現在還不到早上八點

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我要到中午才會清醒

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好,但你能看一下嗎?

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我會看的

75
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- 我保證,寶貝
- 好吧

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- 好嗎?我愛妳
- 愛你,祝你今天開心

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- 謝謝妳的三明治
- 不客氣

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梅莉娜,怎麼了?

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我不想經過走廊,珍妮老師

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好可怕

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我不要上學了

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強森先生,這些燈一閃一閃都好幾週了

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你能修理嗎?孩子們都不想走進來了

84
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那超出我薪資範圍,珍妮

85
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我用一套1992年的臨時系統 讓大部分電器正常運作

86
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這個得等電工來修

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- 但是...
- 我去釣魚了,之後再處理

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別擔心,梅莉娜

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我現在就處理,不像那些工友或男友

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沒事,跟我來

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這是誰的鱸魚?

92
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在共用冰箱放這個,未免太腥味逼人

93
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別碰,我今晚要帶去安妮特表妹家煮

94
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她以為她是全家族最會煮飯的人

95
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我要用溫和的方式讓她知道我的厲害

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我還要打扮得比她更可愛

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各位,後走廊的燈已經壞好幾週了

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- 謝謝妳的最新資訊
- 妳穿那是什麼?

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我們得想個辦法,好嗎?

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妳班上的梅莉娜

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她今天早上不敢走進學校上課

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她說很像電影《鬼店》

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我不知道她怎麼知道那部電影

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- 她喜歡《鬼店》
- 經典電影

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不能這樣下去,好嗎?

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我和強森先生講了,他說他無能為力

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那妳要我們怎麼做?

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不會太難,只是換個新燈泡

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珍妮

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管好妳能管的事就好

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沒錯,在這種大熱天
我們能做的就是盡好本分

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沒錯,說得對

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為什麼二月會熱得跟火山口一樣?

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氣候變遷,我們正處於災難性的影響之中

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俄羅斯的永凍土...

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書呆子

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艾娃,能請市府的人來修後走廊的燈嗎?

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小妞,不行

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妳以為我是誰?

120
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我可沒那本事操控市府的內部運作

121
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他們也許夏天會來

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夏天?

123
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運氣不佳

124
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要吃蛋白小點心嗎?

125
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不了,我沒時間吃東西

126
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只是蛋白小點心,微波就能吃了

127
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看吧,我就是無法忍受一切

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他們沒看見小孩的表情

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簡直像走進迪士尼的幽靈公館

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那個遊樂設施真的超可怕

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我才不管他們怎麼說

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- 我們學過星期一到星期日
- 去吧,寶貝

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- 現在要...
- 進去坐好

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已經九點了

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同意

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到校時間早就...

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過了

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聽著,我知道你只是代課

139
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但這些孩子必須八點前報到

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- 這是學校的規定
- 了解

141
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他兩週以來已遲到六次

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雖然看似無足輕重,但積少成多

143
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一旦氾濫成災,就會濕成一片

144
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我們不想濕成一片,對吧?

145
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你們有聽懂吧?

146
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霍爾老師,我能請教妳的建議嗎?

147
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我本來想問珍妮,但她好像在忙

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當然,進來吧

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謝啦

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- 就是...
- 請坐

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好的...

152
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我有一位學生老是遲到

153
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過去幾週都九點才來學校

154
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你和家長談過嗎?

155
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沒有,我只是代課老師
我不想和家長往來,沒必要

156
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甜心,你不是來玩的

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你是他們的老師

158
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是哪個孩子?

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威廉,喬爾威廉

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了解,我知道他家

161
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聽著,我得去體育館接我的學生

162
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你何不趁我的休息時間來找我?

163
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我午餐時間會去做指甲

164
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我打算在我車上吃午餐

165
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我從家裡帶了三明治

166
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好,把你的小裕隆三明治也帶來

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較資深的老師都習慣妥協現狀

168
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但我年輕又活力充沛

169
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而且知道梯子在哪

170
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忘了我很怕爬梯子

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是我肚子在叫

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好

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看看這個

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只是電線鬆脫

175
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天啊,誰來幫幫我?

176
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妳闖了大禍,我們為什麼要幫妳?

177
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我不知道會導致全校大停電

178
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沒有全校大停電

179
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有些地方停電,有些還有電

180
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我的教室沒電了

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體育館還有電

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對,我教室也沒電了

183
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幸好還有冷氣,否則我們都要融化了

184
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遇到這種情況最好保持冷靜

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- 再打電話給...
- 好了各位,世界末日來了!

186
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早了三個月,但真的來了!

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別搖梯子!

188
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只有葛瑞格能躲進我的避難處 所以別問了

189
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我當然對末日有所準備

190
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怎麼能不準備呢?

191
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我不懂其他人為何不跟進

192
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看過《屍速列車》嗎?
那些喪屍移動速度超快的

193
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末日要來了,那一天就快到了

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艾娃,這只是部分停電,好,大家聽好...

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- 聽芭芭拉的話!
- 別搖了!

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我們待會這麼做 所有沒電的班級,請前往體育館

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快去

198
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一切恢復正常以前,我們先在那裡上課

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雖然不是最理想的方式,但行得通

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都聽到了,走吧

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大家,我只想說對不起,各位

202
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我以為只要爬上來修好,就不用等...

203
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- 看看我們的下場,小女孩
- 結果呢?

204
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各位,請前往體育館

205
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我們有更重要的事要做

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老天,我的鱸魚!所有人閃邊,讓開

207
00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:16,890
誰來幫幫我?我覺得自己搖搖欲墜

208
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- 好吧,我來幫妳
- 好,你好

209
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- 沒事,給我妳的手
- 好

210
00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,062
- 慢慢來
- 好

211
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妳隨時可以下來

212
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好,我下來了嗎?

213
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- 沒有
- 我要數到三才行

214
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好,一、二、三

215
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再一次

216
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現在指的是數字...

217
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- 看我這裡,謝謝
- 四

218
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對,轉頭...

219
00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,661
這全是我的錯

220
00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:42,916
妳不該做職業學校畢業生做的工作

221
00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,250
但沒有關係

222
00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:47,712
(塔里克:祝妳今天開心)

223
00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:50,131
(妳待會要幫車子加油)

224
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我闖了大禍,我得解決才行

225
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好,怎麼解決?

226
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這看似超出妳能力範圍,妳應該等人來修

227
00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:04,020
我不想等人來修

228
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,523
我們學生的需求應該獲得滿足

229
00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:09,150
我會想辦法修好

230
00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:11,236
任何困難都阻止不了我

231
00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:13,279
如果又得爬上梯子呢?

232
00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:15,323
妳好像很害怕

233
00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:17,575
我今天不怕

234
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,037
妳不去吃午餐嗎,珍妮?

235
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:24,374
不去,我要幫午餐阿姨弄午餐

236
00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:25,750
午餐阿姨不喜歡妳

237
00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:30,046
她老愛進廚房,說「妳好」之類的屁話

238
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,007
有夠不衛生

239
00:10:32,007 --> 00:10:33,550
妳真的要去幫忙嗎?

240
00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:36,678
對,也許再試試看讓電恢復

241
00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:38,179
妳能不能別鬧了?

242
00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:40,098
妳想炸掉整間學校嗎?

243
00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:42,642
不是,而且不可能

244
00:10:42,726 --> 00:10:45,979
幸虧學校是二戰期間建的避難所,所以...

245
00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:48,189
別再管了

246
00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:52,110
好,我不管了

247
00:10:57,449 --> 00:10:59,325
妳還是要管,對吧?

248
00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:01,369
對,我會管到底,好嗎,雅各?

249
00:11:01,453 --> 00:11:02,620
我必須彌補我的錯

250
00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:04,706
好吧,我可不參一腳

251
00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:06,916
我從沒把你算在內

252
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,168
好吧,那算我一份

253
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,628
因為我午休沒別的事

254
00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:11,921
好吧

255
00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:14,299
- 走吧
- 好

256
00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,677
你好,需要什麼服務?

257
00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:19,095
我只是來找她的

258
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,221
(美甲服務)

259
00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:22,724
你必須做指甲才能坐這,你要什麼顏色?

260
00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:26,895
- 透明的
- 禁止閒逛、禁止透明色

261
00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:29,856
好吧,藍色,就一個指甲

262
00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:31,900
謝謝妳

263
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,244
我們現在能聊了嗎?

264
00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:47,582
可以是可以,但除了和家長談以外
實在沒什麼好說了

265
00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:53,088
我了解,但除了一早和家長尷尬對話
一定還有其他辦法吧

266
00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:56,216
這個嘛,試試這招吧

267
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:59,177
你現在就能和家長溝通

268
00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,721
等等...妳約她來?

269
00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:03,473
我沒有

270
00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:05,058
但你一說是喬爾那孩子

271
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:09,813
我就想起,他媽媽每兩週會來這做指甲

272
00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:11,773
跟我一樣

273
00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:13,108
妳好,霍爾老師

274
00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:14,359
妳好,安珀

275
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,199
你不是我兒子的老師嗎?

276
00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:22,951
我是

277
00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:24,703
你也做指甲啊

278
00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:27,497
很好

279
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,919
好的,你看過所有的房子了

280
00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:34,587
你想買來翻修還是沒興趣?

281
00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:37,173
這跟我公寓的很像,一定很簡單

282
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:40,051
塔里克和我常得打開檢查,一個月三次

283
00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:41,594
也許妳該換間公寓了

284
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:45,640
對,但塔里克說他在累積他的信用評分

285
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,685
380顯然有點太低...

286
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:51,896
感覺不妙

287
00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:55,025
「請勿觸碰,碰一下也不行」

288
00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:57,944
這裡寫什麼?

289
00:12:58,028 --> 00:13:01,531
《路的盡頭》、《難以向昨日說再見》

290
00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,158
什麼?《摩城費城》...

291
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,535
全是大人小孩雙拍檔的歌,為什麼?

292
00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:07,954
真諷刺,因為我現在正《屈膝跪地》

293
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:10,707
好吧,我看看...

294
00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:12,959
老天,怎麼這麼燙?

295
00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:14,919
試試這個

296
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,174
我們正要去...

297
00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,260
不!

298
00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:32,520
有大膽一點的玩意嗎?

299
00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:36,149
能開啟話題的東西

300
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,402
安珀

301
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:43,490
很高興認識妳

302
00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:47,452
我們見過面了,但我也很高興認識你

303
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:53,291
所以,妳兒子喬爾

304
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:56,294
妳都九點才帶他來學校

305
00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:58,004
但到校時間是八點

306
00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:00,382
有什麼原因嗎?

307
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:05,303
真愛管閒事,因為我九點半才上班

308
00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:08,306
所以我上班前帶他上學比較方便

309
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,642
這樣能直接去上班,不用回家之類的

310
00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:12,602
了解

311
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:18,692
我能不能放一些水鑽

312
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:21,444
上面寫:「我不怕尷尬的互動」?

313
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,571
妳是真的要拼出那些字?
還是這只是比喻?

314
00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:26,241
因為我可以設計,但要多收五十美元

315
00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:27,367
五十...

316
00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:29,786
我明白妳的意思,安珀

317
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:32,580
但妳兒子必須八點到學校

318
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,833
他錯過很多重要的課

319
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:36,167
是嗎?

320
00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:38,837
我以為你們不過在玩積木之類的

321
00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:40,171
我們不是托兒所

322
00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:41,381
他每次來上課時

323
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:44,259
我們已經在上初級閱讀和數學了

324
00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:46,052
他一直都跟不上進度

325
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:49,889
我都不知道

326
00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:53,810
對,我不願看他進度落後,最後還得留級

327
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:55,395
我不想那樣

328
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:58,356
但這不只取決於我,也取決於妳

329
00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,733
我明白了

330
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:02,444
我不想要他落後

331
00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:04,320
他是個聰明的孩子

332
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,405
很聰明

333
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,240
好

334
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,284
我會八點前帶他去學校

335
00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:14,998
感覺很不錯

336
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,002
同意

337
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:21,046
- 這到底是...
- 怎麼回事?

338
00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:24,132
- 到底怎麼回事?
- 熱死了,我頭髮都要捲起來了

339
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:27,093
珍妮,妳幹了什麼好事?

340
00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:29,220
妳一副失了魂的樣子

341
00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:32,265
芭芭拉,我知道妳要我別管,但我辦不到

342
00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:33,975
雅各幫我打開斷路器

343
00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:36,269
這是幫助堅強黑人女性的機會

344
00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:38,688
斷路器?珍妮,妳根本不會修

345
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:40,982
妳今天上班怎麼像瘋了一樣?

346
00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:43,234
聽我說,我只是...

347
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:45,570
- 我頭好暈
- 好了

348
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,072
- 妳還好嗎?
- 妳有吃東西嗎?

349
00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:48,656
因為我知道妳沒吃午餐

350
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,784
- 妳也沒吃早餐
- 對,我...

351
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:52,118
她快昏倒了

352
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:54,204
妳同意我賞妳一巴掌嗎?

353
00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:55,997
來了,她昏過去了

354
00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:57,874
- 你們也覺得很熱嗎?我的天
- 好了

355
00:15:57,874 --> 00:15:59,459
她跟喪屍一樣慘白

356
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:02,128
喪屍會先吃帥哥美女 我可口的肉體先退下了

357
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:04,339
好,我去冰箱拿水

358
00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:05,757
希望還是冰的

359
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:07,676
老天!我的鱒魚!芭芭拉,借過

360
00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:09,135
我待會回來,她會沒事的

361
00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:19,896
我的班呢?大家還好嗎?

362
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:22,565
大家顯然都不太好

363
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,192
妳在保健室

364
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:26,569
但其他人都沒事

365
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:40,291
他拿他當擋箭牌,妳有看到嗎?

366
00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:42,669
他們好開心

367
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,505
他又爬上去了

368
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,383
看看誰活過來啦

369
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:51,052
誰打開消防栓的?

370
00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:54,472
就像梅麗莎說的:「抓耙子會不得好死」

371
00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:55,557
說得沒錯

372
00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:58,935
但我不想和妳說話,因為妳毀了我的鱸魚

373
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:08,319
這裡怎麼回事?

374
00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:10,822
這就是結局?

375
00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:15,493
我拚死拚活,結果不僅昏倒
還毀掉大家的一天?

376
00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:16,578
妳搞砸了

377
00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:18,038
徹底搞砸了,珍妮

378
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:20,790
妳還連累全校的人,真有妳的

379
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:23,460
我知道,我早該收手的,我很抱歉

380
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:27,130
只是我今天早上看見梅莉娜的表情 我好心疼

381
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:30,383
妳以為我們早上看見那些表情不心疼?

382
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:31,885
我們是冷血動物嗎?

383
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:34,179
妳不是唯一有這感受的人,孩子

384
00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:35,263
我們也很關心他們

385
00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:41,519
這樣的話,妳和芭芭拉
如何讓自己不過度關心?

386
00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:43,605
正好相反

387
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,941
正因我們關心,我們絕不操死自己

388
00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:50,278
如果我們累壞了,誰來照顧這些孩子?

389
00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:52,489
因為這樣,妳得先顧好自己

390
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:55,408
妳今天到底怎麼回事?

391
00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:57,535
妳平常就不太正常,但...

392
00:17:57,619 --> 00:18:00,330
我不知道,我猜是家裡的事吧

393
00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:04,084
好,這是我和芭芭拉學會的另一件事

394
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:07,796
家裡的事,妳進了校門就得把它丟在門外

395
00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:10,882
否則會打開一盒全是麻煩的潘娜拉麵包

396
00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:12,759
我想妳說的是潘朵拉盒子

397
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:15,470
不,我很確定是潘娜拉麵包

398
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,560
謝謝妳剛剛的幫忙,霍爾老師

399
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,854
我覺得自己比較會溝通了

400
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:28,400
你如果想繼續做這一行

401
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,443
總少不了尷尬的互動

402
00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:34,322
所以你得學會如何表達你的需求 才能得到你要的

403
00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:48,878
喂,傑登,別喝那個水

404
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:50,588
別喝,不行

405
00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:52,007
喂,我現在無法接聽

406
00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:53,591
請在我表演節奏口技之後留言

407
00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:57,053
我是塔里克

408
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:59,222
喂,塔里克,聽著

409
00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:02,517
你今晚必須看預算表

410
00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:06,563
不能再等了,不能再累積什麼信用了

411
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:07,647
今晚就要

412
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:13,987
- 嗨
- 嗨

413
00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:15,196
妳吃東西了嗎?

414
00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:19,117
沒有,午餐阿姨給我一罐桃子

415
00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:21,202
但我沒開罐器,所以還沒吃

416
00:19:22,287 --> 00:19:24,164
那麼,妳要去吃點東西嗎?

417
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,498
跟我一起去?

418
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:30,420
我本來要等我男友表演結束一起吃飯

419
00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:33,840
但我不想等了

420
00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:36,968
我現在好餓

421
00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:39,763
餓了就該吃飯,對吧?

422
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:43,016
- 正常來說是,沒錯
- 很好

423
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:44,851
正常人在正常時間吃飯

424
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,811
例如在下午四點鐘

425
00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:50,315
沒錯,說得對

426
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:51,983
那我們去吃飯吧

427
00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:54,069
我們走,好

428
00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:56,946
這東西歪了

429
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:58,948
天哪,真是的,我明天再用

430
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:00,325
不用,我來吧

431
00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:01,493
(費城)
(賓州)

432
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:03,411
好了

433
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:08,708
- 嗨,你們要去哪?
- 嗨

434
00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:10,293
我們要去吃點東西

435
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:11,503
太好了,我也去

436
00:20:12,087 --> 00:20:13,254
課後幫

437
00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:15,757
課後幫,我喜歡

438
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:20,595
妳碰了這些燈,對吧,珍妮?

439
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:22,389
對

440
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:24,974
幸好我有自己的一套方法

441
00:20:36,695 --> 00:20:39,864
他來了,還提早五分鐘

442
00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:42,450
我上班前得找些事做了

443
00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:45,245
也許可以看半場電影

444
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:47,247
我很高興他早到,謝謝妳

445
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:48,832
我才謝謝你

446
00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:52,002
我很高興他有位關心他的老師

447
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:53,795
只是盡我的職責

448
00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:55,880
你幹得很好

449
00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:09,686
你很遵守規定

450
00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:13,440
只是盡我的職責

451
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,483
「你幹得很好」

452
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:17,360
謝謝妳

453
00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:23,199
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