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(威拉德艾培公立小學)

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妮娜,很棒的句型

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我看看 「我最喜歡的電影是《玩具總動員》

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我最喜歡的角色是胡迪」

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很好,我也是

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不過,我更愛巴斯光年

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我愛他的抱負,你們說呢?

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- 對
- 好,讓我看看

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布蘭妮的是 「我最喜歡的電影是《美國黑幫》

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我最喜歡的角色是法蘭克盧卡斯」

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好,這是很棒的句子

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但我會找妳媽進行第三次懇談

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聊聊妳在家裡都看什麼節目

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蒂格老師,安德魯打我

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安德魯,快道歉

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一、二、三、四

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我是珍妮蒂格

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我在艾培小學教二年級生 已經任職一年了

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八、九

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作為費城教學體制下的產物

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我很自豪,我熬過來了,如今在這裡教書

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同學們,這位總統之後
我們有另外三位總統

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這本書是舊的 所以我把其他總統黏上來了

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這個學區最主要的問題是,沒錯,沒錢

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市政府說沒錢

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但他們剛砸了數百萬美元 幫對面的老鷹足球場大翻修

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我們只能咬牙苦撐 這裡的職員都很了不起

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每位老師都身懷絕技

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我真的很敬重他們

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拜託,坐下!

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我敬重那些資深的

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我們這些資淺的仍在掌握訣竅

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但有些人已被逼走了

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我知道這學校不好混 但我立志當一名老師

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就是要確保學生能絕處逢生

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任教一年後,我學到很多經驗
總算覺得自己掌控大局了

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杰莫,你在幹嘛?

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我要一號,但馬桶壞了

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地毯就是你的B計畫?

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(威拉德艾培公立小學)

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(團結、積極、創新、卓越、成就)

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珍妮,妳為什麼要把地毯收走?

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愛瑞卡,我說過,叫我蒂格老師
我不是妳的同學

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雖然我們幾乎差不多高 我要收走是因為地毯上有很多尿

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那我們的故事時間要坐在哪?

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我會想辦法,好嗎?

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失去地毯是件大事

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對小學生來說,地毯就像他們的公共空間

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跟鎮定劑一樣

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像一個能讓孩子坐著的巨型鎮定劑

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珍妮,關小聲點,拜託

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我正在教幼幼班的孩子們字母C

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但這首歌一直害他們分心

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這首歌就像兒童版的嘻哈饒舌歌

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同學們,能請你們坐下嗎?

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大家,我只數到三

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一、二...

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我可不倒數的,坐下

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我是芭芭拉霍爾,天之驕女

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我盡好本分就回家去

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我每週做指甲,我熱愛教書

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太厲害了,霍爾老師

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期待我哪天也能這樣 對了,妳的學生在哪?

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在走廊上站一排

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真的嗎?

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(善良就是酷)

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早安,蒂格老師

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霍爾老師, 妳讓我想起我三年級

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最愛的老師,艾略特老師

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總是打扮優雅,很會管教小孩
而且她超會使用熱熔槍

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謝謝妳,珍妮,妳人真好

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對,我想變得跟她一樣,我超愛她的

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她在我的評量單寫評語

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「需多結交同齡朋友,有點纏人」
她真是搞笑

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- 是喔
- 妳有收到我的電子郵件嗎?

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放學後我們倆也許能約...

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沒有,一定跑去垃圾信箱了

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太怪了,我寄給別人都沒事
就妳的跑到垃圾信箱

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同學們,向後轉

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再見,媽,抱歉,是霍爾老師
再見,霍爾老師

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珍妮,妳絕對不敢相信

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政論節目名嘴瑞秋梅道居然轉推我的文

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- 哇賽
- 所以,我也算是MSNBC電視台員工了

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我是雅各希爾

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我喜歡說自己是活在當下的歷史老師

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雅各和我去年跟另外二十位老師入職

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最後只剩三人,我們是其中之二

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我想這就是創傷束縛吧?

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今天午餐要吃轉角小店的起司牛肉堡嗎?

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不要吧

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櫃檯那傢伙都叫我「小白臉」

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那只是一種親切的暱稱

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你如果不喜歡,直接跟他講就好啦

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我沒辦法 《白人脆弱》有一整章說明,懂嗎?

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蘿賓迪安琪洛說 「當你開始當正義魔人...」

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梅麗莎,妳能不能告訴這位大文豪

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櫃檯小弟叫他「小白臉」
只是一種親切的暱稱

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對足球界男神來說是,但對他不是

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梅麗莎

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夏美蒂,二年級老師

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一百的一半是多少?

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五十

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一百元鈔票也被稱作C鈔

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你是西西里人嗎?義大利人?

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南方人?

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好,你們是警察派來的嗎?是的話就快說

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各位,我需要一條新地毯

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- 我那條正式毀了
- 我的也是

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我抖了抖地毯 全部有氣喘的孩子都去了保健室

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對,我的也毀了

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但又無法把地毯像沙發那樣 包上一層塑膠保護膜

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各位大朋友,你們好呀

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我帶來的拍攝劇組怎麼樣呀?

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干擾工作,平添麻煩

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但令人期待,我們要上電視了

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因為他們要報導 美國資金不足、管理不善的公立學校

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有新聞就是好新聞,芭芭拉

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看看梅爾吉勃遜,還紅得跟什麼一樣!

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他演《家有兩個爸x2》超好笑

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艾娃是我們的校長

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她有她獨特的作風

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她是個爛校長

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她的獨特之處在於她爛到不行

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妳在這,艾娃,我能和妳談談嗎?

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我要支援,我寡不敵眾,那些孩子瘋了

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有個孩子還叫我今天早上小心點

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我不懂那是什麼意思,我要人手支援

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冷靜點,他們只是孩子

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再說,多個人手需要錢,我們沒錢

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- 對,但我...
- 還是妳要支出部分薪水?

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- 不行,但...
- 沒錯,不行,我想也是

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我們沒錢申請支援 但應該能買新地毯吧?

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你們只會抱怨東西不夠新,不斷提出要求

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看看芭芭拉,我們最資深的教師之一

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她從不抱怨

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妳的秘訣是什麼,芭芭拉?

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明白妳的能力有限,艾娃

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真善解人意,各位,向霍爾老師學著點吧

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但我又不是霍爾老師

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聽著,緹娜,對他們倒數看看

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小孩在一到四十之間會冷靜下來的

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不會吧

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一點情義相挺也能有所幫助,姊妹們

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我能幫上的忙 和妳那件穿五年的胸罩差不多大而已

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爭取新資源並非不可能的事

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梅麗莎之前要台新的收銀機玩具 她不就得到了

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對,那個不是玩具

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我認識一個做賣場拆除的傢伙

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我有各行各業的朋友

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我還認識在那蓋球場的人,妳要鋼筋嗎?

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不用

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梅麗莎人脈廣闊,能力又好

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我認為年輕的老師也很有能力...

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是嗎?那史瓦茲老師為什麼開始掉髮?

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這位雅各為何每五分鐘就去抽菸休息?

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- 我改抽草本電子菸...
- 還有為什麼

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你們沒辦法待超過兩年?

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流動率比迴轉壽司還快

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被說中了

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別管她,我想我們還是要繼續爭取地毯

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- 對
- 我來這裡教書前,我曾在辛巴威

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參加無國界教師計畫,我學到的...

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雅各,你每次講到你在非洲的事的時候
我都怎麼跟你說的?

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- 妳叫我閉嘴
- 我叫你閉嘴,不然很怪

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這裡新進教師過去的紀錄不太好

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但我們終究充滿熱忱,能勝任這份工作

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珍妮,史瓦茲老師剛踢了雷瓊一腳
大家在走廊亂成一團

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等等,什麼?

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好了,好了

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- 冷靜,冷靜
- 同學們

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- 發生什麼事?
- 他先打我的!

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騙子!

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- 我是騙子?
- 別說了,冷靜

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不曉得她有沒有用倒數那招

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好了,我先帶你去保健室

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不可以打小孩,無論如何都不行

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- 可以威嚇他們
- 可以吼他們

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- 威嚇家長
- 稍稍讓他們感到難堪

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我有次威嚇一個阿公

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但你就是不能踢小孩

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- 我們有打賭,妳沒參與嗎?
- 好了

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總之,事情不妙

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史瓦茲老師行為欠妥 她顯然不知道該如何帶班級

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- 妳雇用她的
- 我炒她魷魚了

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他們給我超多權力,很誇張

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在這期間,強森先生會幫忙顧她的班

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等等,工友伯伯強森先生?

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(光明會)

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這是讓世界運轉的人,孩子們

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我覺得這事該向上呈報

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有小孩被打傷...

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打傷?

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我已經處理好了,沒必要讓他們知道
有小孩在我的監督下受傷

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在學校的監督下,講明白點

195
00:08:57,579 --> 00:08:59,039
艾娃,那樣不是處理問題

196
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一位投饒舌歌手當總統的七十歲工友 正在為學生上社會課

197
00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:05,337
我們需要協助,我知道我們沒錢...

198
00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:06,755
行了,可以了吧?

199
00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:09,049
我會向學區申請一小筆緊急預算

200
00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,968
到時看你們要鉛筆 或人手支援還啥玩意都可以

201
00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,804
- 地毯也可以?
- 當然,寄妳的需求給我

202
00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,681
當然可以,我寄給妳

203
00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:18,683
這就是校長的生活日常

204
00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:26,983
讚啦!聽到了嗎?勤問必有收穫

205
00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,072
- 我幫妳寫兩個
- 好

206
00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,911
妳好,我要找柯爾曼小姐

207
00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:39,621
好,她在...

208
00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:41,998
你好

209
00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:46,878
妳好,我是葛瑞格艾迪
我幫那個「飛踢」學生的老師代課

210
00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:49,214
你是代課老師!原諒我

211
00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:52,384
我還以為哪個同事替我找了牛郎呢

212
00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:54,052
好喔

213
00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:55,595
很高興認識你,年輕人

214
00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:57,972
- 我也是
- 很高興認識你,萊恩

215
00:09:58,056 --> 00:09:59,099
我叫葛瑞格

216
00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:03,228
先看你有辦法做多久 到時我就能記住你名字,行嗎,提姆?

217
00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,314
太好了,老兄

218
00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:09,234
是嗎?很好...

219
00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:10,944
維持專業形象,我喜歡

220
00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:14,864
我是雅各,真開心這裡有另一位男老師了

221
00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:17,033
這兒男老師很少

222
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,244
我總算有個對象能討論體育賽事了

223
00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:20,704
你喜歡女子網球嗎?

224
00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:23,707
或者,我稱之為正規網球

225
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,544
我未來想當一名校長 但我得先有工作,所以我來代課

226
00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:29,671
我讀書就為了這個

227
00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:31,548
我其實有來這面試,然後上了

228
00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:33,633
但,不知道,似乎有什麼內幕

229
00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:35,719
我和學區總長上同一間教堂

230
00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:37,637
我發現他背著老婆和一名女執事偷腥

231
00:10:37,721 --> 00:10:39,014
然後我需要一份工作

232
00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:41,599
「你的學校爛透了嗎?

233
00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:45,729
試試地毯處方簽吧」,漂亮

234
00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:49,941
我的天,布蕾亞,怎麼了?

235
00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:51,151
我吐了

236
00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:53,903
很棒的溝通能力,布蕾亞

237
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,488
好吧,我們去清乾淨

238
00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:58,825
我其實也常常吐,所以別在意

239
00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:01,202
陌生男子,小孩褲子!

240
00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:02,954
- 警衛!
- 天啊,不是...

241
00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:05,206
我是葛瑞格,史瓦茲老師的代課老師

242
00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:07,042
- 了解
- 對

243
00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:09,544
但小孩的褲子是怎麼回事?

244
00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:10,837
- 警衛!
- 等等

245
00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:13,465
等一下...我班上有個小孩要上廁所

246
00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:15,508
我帶他來,但他不小心尿下去了

247
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:17,510
原來如此

248
00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:21,014
然後我沖了馬桶,裡面的水全往上噴

249
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:23,433
老天,沒人跟你說有噴射馬桶?

250
00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:26,102
- 沒有,那什麼鬼東西?
- 我懂,抱歉

251
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:30,190
好,你能看著她一下嗎?

252
00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:31,941
嗨

253
00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:34,611
妳還好嗎?

254
00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:35,779
我吐了

255
00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:37,447
這樣啊

256
00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:44,037
很好,我待會再回來幫她處理
我教室裡有多的褲子可以給他

257
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,998
我先幫他換褲子再帶他回來,可以嗎?

258
00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:48,458
等等,妳叫什麼名字?

259
00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:51,044
我真糊塗,我是珍妮

260
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,128
很高興認識你

261
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,964
- 抱歉,尿尿
- 還有嘔吐物,對...

262
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,591
可以買樂透了

263
00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:58,259
好吧,歡迎加入我們

264
00:11:58,343 --> 00:11:59,552
- 好了
- 謝啦

265
00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:01,971
沒事的,大家都會尿尿,對吧

266
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:05,892
對,有夠噁心,但她人感覺很好

267
00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:09,771
是我的臭味嗎?

268
00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:15,527
很好

269
00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:18,988
- 記住了,二加二等於...
- 早安,霍爾老師

270
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,533
- 四
- 太棒了

271
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:27,372
打擾了,我想借重妳的長才
幫我看我寫給艾娃的地毯需求單

272
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:30,000
珍妮,我們不會得到新地毯

273
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,293
我們不會得到任何東西

274
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:34,254
芭芭拉,有點信心嘛

275
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,840
艾娃說了,她會提供我們需要的東西

276
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:40,260
我在費城學區任教二十年了

277
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:45,807
他們全都毫無作為 艾娃只不過是最新一任的沒用校長

278
00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:47,225
盡妳的本分就好

279
00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:48,768
但這就是我的本分

280
00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:50,937
我的本分就是讓這裡變更好

281
00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:54,524
我認為妳的本分是認分點,免得妳失望

282
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,277
早安,各位老師

283
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,404
請各位於下課時間到前門集合

284
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:02,490
我有特別事項宣布,改善校園事不宜遲

285
00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:03,783
而我做到了

286
00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:07,829
好耶,妳有聽到嗎?樂觀再次獲勝了

287
00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,372
「真是謝謝妳,珍妮」

288
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:10,832
霍爾老師,不客氣

289
00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:15,045
「妳工作能力真好,有一點我的影子」

290
00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:17,339
真的?我也覺得我們有很多共同點

291
00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:20,925
「珍妮,妳真是個小可愛」

292
00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:28,224
- 我有好的預感
- 對吧?我有同感

293
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,435
- 早安
- 早

294
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:31,394
葛瑞格

295
00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,439
學區被我的申訴書深深打動

296
00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:37,609
他們核准緊急預算,立刻撥錢給我們

297
00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:43,198
我們能把錢花在人手支援或地毯上 但是我想了想,不對

298
00:13:43,198 --> 00:13:44,908
我們需要更急迫的改善

299
00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,285
不對...地毯非常急迫

300
00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:50,622
它是孩子們的鎮靜劑,立即見效
我在郵件裡有寫

301
00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:53,291
- 小姐,誰叫妳寄郵件給我?
- 妳叫我寄的

302
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:56,503
總之,我每次做完頭髮,心情都特別好

303
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:59,214
我的工作表現也會跟著變好,就像現在

304
00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:02,801
懂我意思吧?顧好外在,內在就會好

305
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:04,886
(威拉德艾培公立小學)

306
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:07,806
看見沒?

307
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,141
塑膠看板?

308
00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:12,644
多虧學區給了我三千美金

309
00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:14,062
我還得全數花光

310
00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:16,940
妳把全部的錢都花在這上面?

311
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:19,484
不敢相信急件的品質還這麼好

312
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:20,944
樂觀的滋味如何?

313
00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:24,781
太荒謬了,她太超過了

314
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,658
得做什麼才行,我...

315
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:28,618
對...得做些什麼才行

316
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,829
- 這樣吧,我要採取行動
- 好,很好

317
00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:32,580
- 無論如何,我連署就對了
- 很好

318
00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:33,665
改變就是這麼回事

319
00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:36,042
某人發起某事,然後其他人連署

320
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:41,172
不能讓艾娃為所欲為,因為她如果得逞
就代表芭芭拉是對的

321
00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:44,009
如果芭芭拉是對的,那我算什麼?

322
00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,429
我還是射手座嗎?

323
00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:50,640
妳們兩位,等等,我也要去吃午餐

324
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:53,643
是喔,邊緣人,妳要吃什麼?吐司邊嗎?

325
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:57,689
我以為妳要創造聖艾娃的下一個神蹟

326
00:14:57,689 --> 00:15:01,693
真好笑,並不是,我再也不用艾娃幫忙了

327
00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:02,986
什麼意思?

328
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:07,907
我寄了封郵件給學區總長 告訴他艾娃做的好事

329
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,534
她工作難保囉

330
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:10,785
我的老天爺啊

331
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:12,245
怎麼了?

332
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,789
學區總長從不讀我們的郵件

333
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,958
他設定回傳模式

334
00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:19,502
郵件會直接轉給單位負責人

335
00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:23,214
等等,妳說什麼,單位負責人?

336
00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:25,633
也就是說,那封郵件會轉到...

337
00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:30,513
各位老師,我發現你們當中有人

338
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,307
認為自己能越級呈報

339
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:34,642
所以,今天的午休時間

340
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:38,605
我們將舉行信任工作坊 學習如何成為一個大家庭

341
00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:41,816
肯定會很好玩!

342
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,405
我們處在十字路口,這是場危機

343
00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:50,992
不對,吃自助餐廳的披薩才是危機

344
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,078
我們究竟要幹嘛?

345
00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:57,957
巧克力甜心,我發現這裡有人不尊重我

346
00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,250
但我不是重點

347
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:03,046
重點是,如果不尊重我
該如何尊重這所學校?

348
00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:05,215
不可能,這是邏輯問題

349
00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:07,634
誰不尊重妳,艾娃?我是說,學校

350
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:08,718
不重要

351
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:11,596
我們要放眼整個團隊,而不是針對個人

352
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:14,849
我們來做個練習,對彼此大聲說出真心話

353
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:16,059
不管有多難聽

354
00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:18,687
一定很好玩,先從珍妮開始,珍妮?

355
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:20,814
請說?

356
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:22,941
妳咄咄逼人、聒噪又討人厭

357
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:24,359
- 不好意思?
- 這也太...

358
00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:26,361
不會呀,這樣很好

359
00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:28,863
我們這樣做都是為了讓彼此進步

360
00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:30,281
很有建設性

361
00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:32,784
換你了,巧克力甜心,從珍妮開始

362
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,160
我真的不想

363
00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:37,080
你說得對,應該先從和她熟的人開始
雅各?芭芭拉?

364
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,749
- 她的頭髮...對,絕對不要
- 絕對不要

365
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:42,043
艾娃,我們不想這麼做

366
00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:43,628
等等,我可是有備而來

367
00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:45,046
希娜,過來吧

368
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:49,009
艾娃,這是我的學生,她應該在午休

369
00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:50,427
我有點餓

370
00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:53,847
希娜,記得我們說的嗎?

371
00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:57,267
妳希望蒂格老師可以變得怎麼樣?

372
00:16:58,518 --> 00:16:59,978
她有雙大腳

373
00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:03,690
好了,各位,真是夠了

374
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,443
我就是那位不尊重艾娃的人

375
00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:08,111
我寄了封郵件給學區總長

376
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:10,989
告訴他艾娃把所有錢花在一個看板上

377
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:15,243
艾娃,對不起
我很抱歉,耽誤各位午休時間

378
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:16,870
尤其是妳,希娜

379
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:20,790
但我這麼做,是因為我在乎學校裡的孩子

380
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:24,252
而這不應該被拿來檢討,我...

381
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:28,089
好,這樣的話,等等

382
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,967
希娜,這個給妳吃,我很抱歉

383
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:32,344
不用了,謝謝

384
00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:33,428
好吧

385
00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:37,807
說話真沒說服力

386
00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:40,685
缺乏群眾魅力,對吧?

387
00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:42,479
妳知道嗎,艾娃?

388
00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:46,733
珍妮有很多毛病 太天真,有點纏人,太正面

389
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,568
妳講得很好,我叫她回來

390
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,986
可是,她沒有錯

391
00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:55,617
一心想幫助學校的孩子,她不該被譴責

392
00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:01,289
- 你們要去哪兒?
- 去看珍妮

393
00:18:01,373 --> 00:18:03,917
去吃午餐,但我會先去看珍妮

394
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,629
(蒂格老師級任教室)

395
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,509
珍妮,別理艾娃,大腳代表很能生

396
00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:14,219
芭芭拉,每天午餐時間

397
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:18,890
每次午休,阿米爾都在地毯上睡覺

398
00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:21,643
他之前在我的班上

399
00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:22,936
家裡有很多小孩

400
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:26,189
爸爸常不在,但在家時,爸媽又老是吵架

401
00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:28,066
沒錯,所以他常睡眠不足

402
00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:32,070
我要他在座位上午睡,但他說地毯比較軟

403
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:34,572
比他家裡的床還軟

404
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:41,121
知道嗎?我不在乎你們覺得我勝不勝任

405
00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:44,708
我只在乎我能不能做點改變

406
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:51,548
珍妮,在艾培這種學校的老師
我們樣樣都得自己來

407
00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:56,386
我們身兼行政、社工、治療師、再生父母

408
00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:58,972
我們有時甚至像孩子的原生父母

409
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:02,517
為了什麼?肯定不是為了賺錢

410
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:06,187
我在街上能掙更多錢,小事一樁

411
00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:10,066
聽著,我們這麼做,因為這是我們的責任

412
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,570
這是妳的天職,而妳不辱使命

413
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,698
我記得哲學家康乃爾韋斯特...

414
00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:18,575
- 別,不是現在
- 別說話

415
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:21,161
妳想知道我的秘訣嗎?

416
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:25,290
盡妳所能幫助妳的孩子,我們會幫助妳

417
00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:30,462
我建議我們大家集資,幫珍妮買條新地毯

418
00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:31,755
你們覺得怎樣?

419
00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:32,922
- 當然好
- 好啊

420
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,592
各位,不可能,你們沒有錢

421
00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:37,427
我知道,因為我們領一樣的薪水

422
00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:39,637
我早上只買顆甜甜球就透支了

423
00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:42,307
不然妳要怎麼辦?偷一條地毯?

424
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:49,105
當然不是,但我認識一個無所不能的人

425
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:54,110
還用得著妳說,我得烤通心麵了

426
00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:57,238
喂,湯尼,你這死傢伙

427
00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:59,074
你還在蓋那個球場吧?

428
00:19:59,074 --> 00:20:00,867
今天過得很不順

429
00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:05,080
但可喜的是,我終於明白芭芭拉的意思了

430
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:06,539
(麥高瑞與亞當建設公司)

431
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:07,916
- 天哪,他來了
- 快去拿

432
00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:10,377
- 你好
- 太棒了

433
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:13,922
妳得找方法,用自己的方式解決問題

434
00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:16,049
太謝謝你了,怎麼稱呼?

435
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,926
- 我沒有姓名
- 他沒名沒姓

436
00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:19,010
我明白了

437
00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:22,764
即便那是體制外的解決方法

438
00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:25,600
妳使命感很重,我深受啟發

439
00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:26,893
謝謝你

440
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:29,020
這不過是在這裡教書的日常

441
00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:30,522
久了就習慣了

442
00:20:30,522 --> 00:20:31,815
牆上的臭味也會習慣?

443
00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:34,359
- 那個味道你永遠不會習慣
- 了解

444
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:37,779
你代課是為了以後轉正職,對吧?

445
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,572
看看吧

446
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,117
這份工作實在是驚喜不斷

447
00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:45,787
希望你能挺過來,為了孩子們

448
00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:47,622
是啊

449
00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:48,707
好吧

450
00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:54,963
我會好好撐一段時日

451
00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:57,298
你知道的,為了孩子們

452
00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:10,937
我今天有照顧到我的學生

453
00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:13,273
感覺很棒,我們要的不過如此

454
00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:15,608
「還給了他一塊堅硬的蠟木

455
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:19,195
但是,那位男子將蠟木裝上斧頭後

456
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:21,531
他就馬上拿起斧頭來...」

457
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:23,908
(除臭去漬劑)

458
00:21:23,992 --> 00:21:26,369
這是我的天職,而我不辱使命

459
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:29,664
我現在明白,就算沒有高層的幫忙

460
00:21:29,748 --> 00:21:30,957
沒有市政府的錢

461
00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:33,001
我還是能做好這份工作

462
00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:37,964
很好,步驟三,沖馬桶將水箱清空

463
00:21:38,048 --> 00:21:39,466
然後就完成了

464
00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:42,927
記住,沖馬桶前,你必須先重複步驟一

465
00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:46,639
但如果有錢還是很棒

466
00:21:47,432 --> 00:21:49,434
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