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Mr. Parsons, That's Right.

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This Broadcast Has A Potential
Audience Of 100 Million People.

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It's The First Cuban-American
Cultural Exchange In 30 Years.

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(<I>Humming)</I>

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Yes. I'll See You
In An Hour.

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Thank You. Good-Bye.

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(<I>Humming Salsa Music)</I>

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Come On, Let's Go,
Let's Go!

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I'm Ready!

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Calm Down, Calm Down.

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You Too Calm Down.

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I Am Going To Be
In The Same Place

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With Mario And My Best Friend
In The World, Willie.

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I Don't Want You
To Be Disappointed

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But You Might Not Get
To Meet Willie Colon

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And Mario Bauza.

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I Don't Care
About The Meeting.

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Just To Be In The Studio
With These Men.

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(<I>Hums Percussively)</I>

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Did You Do Your Job?

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Did You Do
What You Were Supposed To Do?

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Listen, I'm Telling You.

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My Mind Is...

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Did You Do It?!

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Yes, I Did,
But My Mind Is Calm

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But My Body Can't Stop!

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Come On,
Stop It, Stop It

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Stop It!

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(<I>Laughing)</I>

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I Can't Help It.

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What Were You Saying?

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Did You Do Your Job?

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Of Course I Did.

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Who Is The Baby-Sitter?

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I Found Somebody Who Is
As Comfortable In Our Home

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As They Would Be
In Their Own House.

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Okay?

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Okay.

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(<I>Humming)</I>

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(<I>Broken Doorbell Rings)</I>

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I'm Going To Fix
The Doorbell.

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You Know Why?

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Because I'm A Man

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Who's Dedicated To Completion.

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(<I>Humming Percussively)</I>

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♪ Meet With Willie... ♪

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(<I>Humming)</I>

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♪ And Don Mario... ♪

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(<I>Continues Humming)</I>

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Good Afternoon, Dr. Huxtable.

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(<I>Imitates Drumbeat)</I>

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Mrs. Huxtable.

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Rudy's Spending The Night
With Danielle.

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We're On Our Way Out.

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Yes, I Heard.

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Have A Good Time.

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Kenny Is The Baby-Sitter?

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Yes.
Correction.

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I'm Your P.S.O.

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P.S.O.?

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Pediatric Security Officer.

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Excuse Me.

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Are Your Parents
Going To Be Home

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In Case Of An Emergency?

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Yes, Sir.

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Here Is A List
Of All The Important Numbers

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And This Is The Number
Where You Can Reach

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Mrs. Huxtable Or Myself
At The Radio Station.

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Okeydokey?

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Olivia, We're Leaving.

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Cliff:
Olivia!

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Kenny Is Going To Be
Your Baby-Sitter.

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Dr. Huxtable...

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P.S.O., P.S.O.

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I'm Sorry.

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Olivia,
This Is Kenny.

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He Is Going
To P.S.O. You

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While...
You Are Here.

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We've Got To G. G. G.

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G. G. G.?
Get Out Of Here?

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Go, Go, Go.

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Go, Go, Go.

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Good Night.
Good Night.

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(<I>Humming Salsa Music)</I>

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(<I>Band Playing Salsa Music)</I>

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(<I>Music Stops)</I>

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We're Late.

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They're Just Rehearsing.

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The Band Is Playing.

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They've Started.

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Did You Want To Get Here
With The Trucks?

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Trucks Came?

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Aw, Man.

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(<I>Playing Salsa Music)</I>

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♪  ♪

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♪<I>Ba-Da-Da-Da♪</I>

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♪<I>Ba-Da-Da-Da♪</I>

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(<I>Music Stops)</I>

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Take 15, But...

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Band:
Don't Leave The Building.

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You Heard It.

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Willie Colon.

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(<I>Laughter)</I>

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Well, Uh...

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Who Is This
Making My Wife Laugh?

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This Is Mitch Lawson

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General Manager
Of Continental American Radio.

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How Are You?

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Making
My Wife Laugh.

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Cliff:
All Right.

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Oh, Thank You.

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Oh, Excuse Me.

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I Have To Return
A Phone Call.

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Okay.

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Dr. Huxtable?

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Yes, Sir.

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You Look Like You're Itching
To Get Out There.

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Oh, Man. Yeah.

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You Play An Instrument?

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Oh, Well, Not Well Enough

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To Play With The Big Fellas.

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What Do You Play?

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A Little Of This,
Little Of That.

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What Kind Of "This"?

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Well, Uh, Mostly, You Know,
I'm In The Percussion Field.

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(<I>Humming Percussively)</I>

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(<I>Chuckles)</I>

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(<I>Humming Percussively)</I>

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I'll Tell You What.

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How Would You Like To Meet
The Legendary Mario Bauza?

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You're Kidding.

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It Can Be Done.

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Really?

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Okay, But I Don't Want
To Get In The Way.

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I've Only Known This Guy
A Couple Of Days

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But We've Already Got
This Repartee Thing Going.

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Mario, I've Got Somebody Here
I'd Like You To Meet.

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This Is Dr. Cliff Huxtable

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Mrs. Huxtable's Husband.

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It's A Pleasure To Meet You.

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Sir, I Love Your Work.

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You Know Why?

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Why?

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Because I Love To Work.

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Okay. This Is Quite
Some Day, Isn't It?

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I'm Trying To Make History
Here Today.

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Yes, And You
Probably Will.

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Well, If You'll Excuse Me.

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Where Are You Going?

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You Ain't Done Nothing Wrong.

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Repartee!

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That's It, Man.

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That's It.

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Well... What Is That?

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That's Some Drum.

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That's A Bata Drum.

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That's A Symbol From Africa
For Shango.

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Shango Is The God Of Thunder.

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Ah, And What About The One

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He's Shaking There?

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Well, It's Another
African Instrument.

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They're Using It To
Chug-A-Ta-Chug-A-Ta...

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All Right.

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That's It.

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I Know What This Is.

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This Is The Cowbell.

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You're Wrong.

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That's The God Of Iron--

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The God Of Truth.

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God Of Iron, God Of Truth.

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That's It.

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All I Know Is

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That I'd Like To Have
Five Of These

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And Put Them
Around My Children's Neck.

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You're Joking.

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(<I>Laughing)</I>

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Come On, Sit Down.

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Well, You Know,
Mr. Bauza...

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Sit Down And Rest.

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You Done Yours,
Let Me Do Mine.

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You're Going To Play?

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Yes, I Got To Conduct
My Orchestra.

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Bring My Vocals.

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Oh, Vocals?

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Yes, All
My Vocalists.

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(<I>Salsa Music)</I>

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♪<I>Y, Yo Ganga♪</I>

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♪<I>Y Yo Ganga♪</I>

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♪<I>Que La Campana La</I>
<I>Sei Ya Ta Sona♪</I>

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♪<I>Y, Yo Ganga♪</I>

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♪<I>Y, Yo Ganga♪</I>

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♪<I>Te Ya A Mire Y Llemar ♪</I>

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♪<I>Ganga, Ganga♪</I>

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♪<I>Whoa♪</I>

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♪<I>Whoa...♪</I>

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(<I>Phone Ringing)</I>

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Huxtable Residence.

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Pediatric Security Officer
Kenny Speaking.

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Oh. Hi, Stanley.

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Did You Call For Rudy?

201
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Rudy Is Not Available.

202
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Why?

203
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Rudy And I Are Spending
A Quiet Evening At Home.

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Alone.

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Rudy, Put Another Log
In The Fire.

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Listen, Stanley,
Call As Many Times As You Want.

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I'll Be Answering The Phone.

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Right, Rude?

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Good Night, Stan.

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Have A Safe Evening.

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7:36.

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Incoming Call For Rudy.

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No Message.

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Well, Now, Wasn't That
A Scrumptious Dinner?

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00:10:00,727 --> 00:10:01,731
You Bet.

216
00:10:01,731 --> 00:10:03,731
Uh-Uh-Uh,
Young Lady.

217
00:10:03,731 --> 00:10:05,731
You Didn't Finish
Your Carrots.

218
00:10:05,731 --> 00:10:08,382
You Want To Be
A Clean Plate Club Member?

219
00:10:08,382 --> 00:10:10,584
Okay, I'll Clean My Plate.

220
00:10:10,584 --> 00:10:11,730
Uh-Uh-Uh,
Young Lady.

221
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Finish Your Carrots.

222
00:10:13,487 --> 00:10:15,489
They Have Lots
Of Vitamins.

223
00:10:15,489 --> 00:10:18,325
I'll Take A Chewable,
Then Everyone's Happy.

224
00:10:18,325 --> 00:10:19,527
We're Not.

225
00:10:19,527 --> 00:10:21,362
We'll Stay Here All Night.

226
00:10:21,362 --> 00:10:22,630
But I'm Full.

227
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The Old "I'm Full" Trick.

228
00:10:25,299 --> 00:10:28,469
Yeah, I Pulled That One
In My Day.

229
00:10:29,725 --> 00:10:31,730
Maybe You've Been
Tricking People

230
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But I'm Really Full.

231
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I Have Food Up To Here.

232
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I'm Surprised I Can Talk.

233
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Sorry. That Bird Won't Fly
In This House.

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Now Eat!

235
00:10:44,418 --> 00:10:46,153
(<I>Phone Ringing)</I>

236
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Stan, Stan, Stan.

237
00:10:54,161 --> 00:10:56,163
Give It Up, Man.

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I Put Another Log
In The Fire, Dear.

239
00:11:01,731 --> 00:11:03,726
Oh, Dr. Huxtable!

240
00:11:03,726 --> 00:11:07,174
Oh, No, No,
There's No Fire Here, Sir.

241
00:11:07,174 --> 00:11:09,677
Everything's Just Copacetic,
Sir.

242
00:11:09,677 --> 00:11:13,280
Yeah. We're Just Having
A Little Dinner Theater.

243
00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:15,730
How Are Things
At The Radio Station?

244
00:11:15,730 --> 00:11:17,725
What Time Do We Go On?

245
00:11:17,725 --> 00:11:19,687
Good. We'll Tune In.

246
00:11:19,687 --> 00:11:21,522
Over And Out, Sir.

247
00:11:22,726 --> 00:11:24,158
Oh, No!

248
00:11:24,158 --> 00:11:25,659
Olivia, What's Wrong?

249
00:11:25,659 --> 00:11:27,731
All My Carrots
Fell On The Floor.

250
00:11:27,731 --> 00:11:29,728
Now I Can't Eat Them.

251
00:11:29,728 --> 00:11:31,398
Oh, Dear.

252
00:11:32,666 --> 00:11:34,535
You're A Real Cutup

253
00:11:34,535 --> 00:11:36,570
Aren't You, Young Lady.

254
00:11:43,802 --> 00:11:44,406
Man:
Clear The Studio Please.

255
00:11:44,406 --> 00:11:45,230
Five Seconds To Air.

256
00:11:45,230 --> 00:11:47,065
Clair:
Cliff! Cliff!

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00:11:47,065 --> 00:11:48,806
Get Out Of There!

258
00:11:48,806 --> 00:11:52,033
Man:
<I>Buenas Noches,</I> Good Evening And Welcome

259
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To The Pan-American
Music Festival.

260
00:11:54,606 --> 00:11:58,031
Let's Stop The Words
And Start The Music.

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00:11:58,031 --> 00:12:00,028
Salsa, Bolero, Cha-Cha-Cha!

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♪<I>Cuando Va La Media Vuelta♪</I>

263
00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:07,028
♪<I>Ay, Jose, Ten Cuidado♪</I>

264
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♪<I>No Dejes La Mano Suelta♪</I>

265
00:12:10,755 --> 00:12:13,858
♪<I>Porque Un Paso Mal Marcado♪</I>

266
00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:16,033
♪<I>Te Hace Perder♪</I>

267
00:12:16,033 --> 00:12:18,028
♪<I>Cuidado, Papa♪</I>

268
00:12:18,028 --> 00:12:20,832
♪<I>Ay, Jose, Asi No Es♪</I>

269
00:12:20,832 --> 00:12:25,028
♪<I>Ay, Jose, A La Otra Vez♪</I>

270
00:12:25,028 --> 00:12:27,672
♪<I>Ay, Jose, A La Otra Vez♪</I>

271
00:12:30,342 --> 00:12:33,034
♪ Darling, <I>Como Yo Te Quiero♪</I>

272
00:12:33,034 --> 00:12:36,033
♪<I>Pongame La Mano Aqui,</I><I>Jose, Asi♪</I>

273
00:12:36,033 --> 00:12:38,030
♪<I>Baja Lo Un Poquito Asi♪</I>

274
00:12:38,030 --> 00:12:41,419
♪ Dame Una Vueltesita Asi,
Papa, Asi ♪

275
00:12:41,419 --> 00:12:43,034
♪ Asi, Asi, No Mas ♪

276
00:12:43,034 --> 00:12:45,757
♪ Con Tu Graciela, Papi ♪

277
00:12:45,757 --> 00:12:49,361
♪ I Want To Teach You Mambo,
Cha-Cha-Cha ♪

278
00:12:49,361 --> 00:12:52,764
♪ Asi, Papito,
Aqui, Aqui, Aqui, Aqui, Aqui ♪

279
00:12:52,764 --> 00:12:54,332
♪ Aqui, Aqui, Aqui, Aqui♪

280
00:12:54,332 --> 00:12:56,534
♪Ay! ♪

281
00:12:56,534 --> 00:13:01,506
♪ Si ♪

282
00:13:02,941 --> 00:13:07,036
(<I>Pianos, Horns, &Amp; Percussion)</I>

283
00:13:10,482 --> 00:13:14,028
♪ Azucar! Azucar! ♪

284
00:13:14,028 --> 00:13:17,028
(<I>Flute Playing)</I>

285
00:13:30,869 --> 00:13:32,604
Who's There?

286
00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:34,339
Hey, Kenny, Chill, Man.

287
00:13:34,339 --> 00:13:35,640
It's Just Me.

288
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,028
I Was Meditating.

289
00:13:37,028 --> 00:13:38,543
Got To Stay Centered.

290
00:13:38,543 --> 00:13:40,345
Oh, Sure. I Can See That.

291
00:13:40,345 --> 00:13:44,032
You Got A Little Carrot
On The Center Of Your Forehead.

292
00:13:47,352 --> 00:13:48,853
Thanks, Theo.

293
00:13:48,853 --> 00:13:50,488
No Problem.

294
00:13:50,488 --> 00:13:52,029
What Are You Doing Here?

295
00:13:52,029 --> 00:13:54,359
I Had A Date
In The Neighborhood

296
00:13:54,359 --> 00:13:56,036
And I Figured I'd Stop By.

297
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:58,030
Your Dad Called You, Didn't He?

298
00:13:58,830 --> 00:14:03,036
Well, Kenny, I Understand
That Olivia Can Be A Handful.

299
00:14:03,036 --> 00:14:05,028
But I Was Even Worse.

300
00:14:05,028 --> 00:14:08,840
First I Blew My Whistle At Her,
Then I Yelled At Her.

301
00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:10,442
I Was Drunk With Power.

302
00:14:10,442 --> 00:14:15,157
Well, It Seems To Me
That You Were In Charge

303
00:14:15,157 --> 00:14:17,282
And It Looks Like
Olivia Was Calling The Shots.

304
00:14:17,282 --> 00:14:19,761
You're Telling Me?

305
00:14:19,761 --> 00:14:22,086
She Had Me Doing The Cha-Cha.

306
00:14:22,086 --> 00:14:23,761
I Just Don't Get It.

307
00:14:23,761 --> 00:14:25,766
I Mean, You Work With Kids.

308
00:14:25,766 --> 00:14:28,326
How Do You Keep Them In Line?

309
00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:31,563
I Don't Blow My Whistle At Them
Or Yell

310
00:14:31,563 --> 00:14:35,266
Although I Will Admit,
My First Day, I Tried That.

311
00:14:35,266 --> 00:14:37,761
There I Was In Front
Of The Class

312
00:14:37,761 --> 00:14:40,766
And I Was Yelling,
"Hey, Hey, Sit Down!

313
00:14:40,766 --> 00:14:42,761
Chill Out. Knock It Off!"

314
00:14:42,761 --> 00:14:45,577
By The End Of The Day,
They Had Me Saying

315
00:14:45,577 --> 00:14:47,768
"I'm Going To Tell."

316
00:14:47,768 --> 00:14:49,765
See...

317
00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:51,082
I Realized

318
00:14:51,082 --> 00:14:54,761
That The Only Way You Can
Lead People, Young And Old

319
00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:56,763
Is By Earning Their Respect.

320
00:14:56,763 --> 00:15:00,658
Yeah, That's Fine,
But How Do You Get Them

321
00:15:00,658 --> 00:15:02,260
To Eat
Their Carrots?

322
00:15:02,260 --> 00:15:04,596
You Totally Missed My Point.

323
00:15:04,596 --> 00:15:06,763
If Dad Were
In This Position

324
00:15:06,763 --> 00:15:12,237
He Would Tell The Story
Of The Foogrupa Family.

325
00:15:12,237 --> 00:15:14,767
Is This A Long Story?

326
00:15:14,767 --> 00:15:17,508
Well, If My Dad
Was Telling It, Yes

327
00:15:17,508 --> 00:15:20,178
But You're Going To Get

328
00:15:20,178 --> 00:15:21,765
The Condensed
Theo Version.

329
00:15:21,765 --> 00:15:23,081
You See, Kenny

330
00:15:23,081 --> 00:15:25,766
The Foogrupa Family
Was Very Large

331
00:15:25,766 --> 00:15:29,654
And They Lived In All Parts
Of The Country.

332
00:15:29,654 --> 00:15:31,769
There Was
Cousin Meatloaf Foogrupa

333
00:15:31,769 --> 00:15:37,395
There Was Potato Foogrupa--

334
00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:39,766
Uncle Spud, That Is.

335
00:15:39,766 --> 00:15:43,067
There Was The Big Cheese
Of The Family

336
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,469
Cheddar Foogrupa

337
00:15:44,469 --> 00:15:47,305
And The Little Cousins

338
00:15:47,305 --> 00:15:49,770
Were Red-Headed Carrot-Top Kids.

339
00:15:49,770 --> 00:15:52,761
Stay With Me
Because The Plot Thickens.

340
00:15:52,761 --> 00:15:54,245
The Foogrupas, Right?

341
00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:55,766
Yes, Yes.

342
00:15:55,766 --> 00:15:57,115
Now...

343
00:15:59,764 --> 00:16:02,320
The Foogrupas
Got Together

344
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:05,089
For A Reunion On A Big Plateau.

345
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:07,292
That's French For Plate.

346
00:16:07,292 --> 00:16:09,160
The Carnival Was There

347
00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:13,231
And They All Took Turns
Riding The Forklift

348
00:16:13,231 --> 00:16:15,366
Into The Tunnel Of Yum.

349
00:16:15,366 --> 00:16:17,435
Now, Suddenly

350
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:22,240
All The Foogrupas Were Gone
Except For The Carrot-Top Kids.

351
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:24,761
The Operator
Of The Forklift, See

352
00:16:24,761 --> 00:16:28,680
He Didn't Want To Let Them
Into The Tunnel Of Yum.

353
00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:31,482
Pretty Soon,
The Little Carrot-Top Kids

354
00:16:31,482 --> 00:16:33,761
Started To Cry.

355
00:16:33,761 --> 00:16:36,761
They Said, "Oh, Dear.

356
00:16:36,761 --> 00:16:40,258
"We're Going To Be
Little Orphans.

357
00:16:40,258 --> 00:16:45,296
"I Miss My Mommy And My Daddy,
And Uncle Spud Too.

358
00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:49,067
"Is There Anyone Out There
That Could Help Us?

359
00:16:49,067 --> 00:16:52,070
"Is There Any Little Boy
Or Little Girl

360
00:16:52,070 --> 00:16:54,572
"That Can Lift Us
On Their Forklift

361
00:16:54,572 --> 00:16:57,241
"And Put Us
Into The Tunnel Of Yum

362
00:16:57,241 --> 00:17:00,411
So We Can Be With The Rest
Of Our Family?"

363
00:17:01,412 --> 00:17:04,082
Don't Worry,
Little Carrot-Top Kids.

364
00:17:04,082 --> 00:17:05,216
I'll Save You!

365
00:17:05,216 --> 00:17:06,761
I'll Help You!

366
00:17:06,761 --> 00:17:10,288
The Foogrupa Family
Will <I>Never</I> Separate.

367
00:17:21,566 --> 00:17:24,402
(<I>Humming)</I>

368
00:17:24,402 --> 00:17:27,071
♪ Carmelina, Oh ♪

369
00:17:27,071 --> 00:17:30,708
♪ Where Is My Husband? ♪

370
00:17:30,708 --> 00:17:32,276
♪ Carmelina ♪

371
00:17:32,276 --> 00:17:35,246
♪ Carmelina ♪

372
00:17:35,246 --> 00:17:38,483
♪ I Am Here With You,
Carmelina ♪

373
00:17:38,483 --> 00:17:40,418
♪ Where Is My Husband? ♪

374
00:17:40,418 --> 00:17:41,586
♪ There Is Our Son ♪

375
00:17:41,586 --> 00:17:43,388
♪ With His Feet
On The Sofa. ♪

376
00:17:43,388 --> 00:17:44,522
Hey, Chill, Chill.

377
00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:45,390
Come On,

378
00:17:45,390 --> 00:17:47,158
Chill, Chill, Chill.

379
00:17:47,158 --> 00:17:48,770
Oh, Cool Hats.

380
00:17:48,770 --> 00:17:51,529
No, Your Mother And I

381
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:53,764
Are A Pair Of Underwear.

382
00:17:56,067 --> 00:17:58,569
What's Happening,
My Son?

383
00:17:58,569 --> 00:18:00,238
How Did Everything Go?

384
00:18:00,238 --> 00:18:01,406
Good.

385
00:18:01,406 --> 00:18:02,673
Where Is Kenny?

386
00:18:02,673 --> 00:18:04,075
I Sent Him Home.

387
00:18:04,075 --> 00:18:06,761
He Had A Little Battle Fatigue.

388
00:18:06,761 --> 00:18:10,581
He Had Trouble Getting Olivia
To Eat Her Carrots

389
00:18:10,581 --> 00:18:14,152
So I Told Him
The Foogrupa Story, Dad.

390
00:18:14,152 --> 00:18:15,620
Good One, Good One.

391
00:18:15,620 --> 00:18:17,722
I Also Paid Him For You Too.

392
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:20,191
Yeah. Well, I'm Proud Of You.

393
00:18:20,191 --> 00:18:24,295
I Was Assuming
You Were Going To Pay Me Back.

394
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:30,234
♪ Carmelina ♪

395
00:18:32,766 --> 00:18:35,339
Five.

396
00:18:35,339 --> 00:18:36,574
Five? Hey, Dad

397
00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:38,769
I Said I <I>Paid</I> Him,
Not Stiffed Him.

398
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:42,764
♪ Carmelina ♪

399
00:18:42,764 --> 00:18:44,415
And Five.

400
00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:46,217
All Right.

401
00:18:46,217 --> 00:18:50,188
And You Know,
I Was Here For The Last Hour.

402
00:18:51,122 --> 00:18:53,224
And A Dollar.

403
00:18:53,224 --> 00:18:55,393
Thank You, Dad.

404
00:18:55,393 --> 00:18:57,428
One Second, Please.

405
00:18:57,428 --> 00:18:58,767
The Carrot.

406
00:19:00,398 --> 00:19:01,763
Thank You.

407
00:19:01,763 --> 00:19:04,766
♪ Carmelina ♪

408
00:19:04,766 --> 00:19:06,763
Oh, We Had A Ball.

409
00:19:06,763 --> 00:19:09,440
I Guess That's My Cue
To Go Home.

410
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,761
See You Later, Mom.

411
00:19:10,761 --> 00:19:12,243
Good-Bye, Sweetheart.

412
00:19:12,243 --> 00:19:14,078
All Right, Son.

413
00:19:14,078 --> 00:19:16,080
Be Good In School.

414
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:19,484
Well, Thank Goodness
It's Over And It Went Well.

415
00:19:19,484 --> 00:19:20,766
I'm Happy For You.

416
00:19:20,766 --> 00:19:22,086
You Did...

417
00:19:22,086 --> 00:19:23,421
(<I>Blowing)</I>

418
00:19:23,421 --> 00:19:24,765
You Did Well.

419
00:19:24,765 --> 00:19:28,459
I Even Handled My Little Moment
Of Embarrassment Well.

420
00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:29,227
What?

421
00:19:29,227 --> 00:19:30,261
When You Decided

422
00:19:30,261 --> 00:19:31,766
To Sit In With The Band.

423
00:19:31,766 --> 00:19:34,232
Why Couldn't You Come
Into The Booth

424
00:19:34,232 --> 00:19:36,100
When I Was Signalling You?

425
00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:39,070
Was That The Signal
For Me To Come In?

426
00:19:39,070 --> 00:19:42,240
I Thought You Were Waving Me
To Go Ahead

427
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:45,443
And Just Start Swinging
And Get Started.

428
00:19:45,443 --> 00:19:47,712
That's What You <I>Wanted</I> Me To Do.

429
00:19:47,712 --> 00:19:48,769
Well, Listen

430
00:19:48,769 --> 00:19:52,770
Mario Bauza And I,
We Had A Special Thing Going

431
00:19:52,770 --> 00:19:55,766
And You Know,
The Man Actually Said

432
00:19:55,766 --> 00:19:59,590
He Might Want Me To Go
On The Road With Him, So...

433
00:19:59,590 --> 00:20:02,460
♪ Carmelina ♪

434
00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:05,229
The Man Asked You
To Go On The Road?

435
00:20:05,229 --> 00:20:06,230
Well, Listen

436
00:20:06,230 --> 00:20:08,065
You Have To Understand.

437
00:20:08,065 --> 00:20:09,233
It Wasn't Direct

438
00:20:09,233 --> 00:20:12,303
But Mario And I
Have A Certain Repartee.

439
00:20:12,303 --> 00:20:14,768
And When You Think
About It

440
00:20:14,768 --> 00:20:17,241
Look, My Father Is A Musician

441
00:20:17,241 --> 00:20:19,768
So Some Of It
Had To Be Inherited.

442
00:20:19,768 --> 00:20:21,761
Yes, But See, Honey

443
00:20:21,761 --> 00:20:24,248
Your Father Is A Real Musician.

444
00:20:24,248 --> 00:20:29,086
He Practiced His Trombone
Eight Hours A Day For 25 Years.

445
00:20:29,086 --> 00:20:30,766
You, On The Other Hand

446
00:20:30,766 --> 00:20:34,258
Will Grab Anything
In Front Of Your Face

447
00:20:34,258 --> 00:20:36,294
And Start Banging On It.

448
00:20:39,063 --> 00:20:40,565
Well, That's True

449
00:20:40,565 --> 00:20:44,769
But See, That's Because
You Don't Understand Percussion.

450
00:20:44,769 --> 00:20:47,177
It's Getting Late.

451
00:20:47,177 --> 00:20:52,234
(<I>Humming Percussively)</I>

452
00:20:52,234 --> 00:20:54,243
And That's What Mario Wants.

453
00:20:54,243 --> 00:20:56,886
I Gave Him
My Phone Number.

454
00:20:56,886 --> 00:20:59,055
Then You Sit Here
By The Phone.

455
00:20:59,055 --> 00:21:00,234
Mm-Hmm.

456
00:21:00,234 --> 00:21:01,724
I'm Going Upstairs.

457
00:21:01,724 --> 00:21:03,239
We Have A Phone
Upstairs.

458
00:21:03,239 --> 00:21:06,562
Yeah, But You Sit Here.

459
00:21:06,562 --> 00:21:09,241
I Don't Want To Be Here
By Myself.

460
00:21:09,241 --> 00:21:13,234
(<I>Humming Percussively)</I>

461
00:21:15,604 --> 00:21:19,075
(<I>Humming Percussively)</I>

462
00:21:39,662 --> 00:21:43,999
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