1 00:01:02,125 --> 00:01:03,749 Okay, I'll Cut It 2 00:01:03,749 --> 00:01:04,689 And You Get To Pick Which Half You Want. 3 00:01:04,689 --> 00:01:07,268 Yummy! 4 00:01:07,268 --> 00:01:09,265 Oh! Hey, Hey. 5 00:01:09,265 --> 00:01:10,432 No, No, No. 6 00:01:10,432 --> 00:01:12,619 What Are You Doing With That Knife? 7 00:01:12,619 --> 00:01:14,623 It's Just A Butter Knife. 8 00:01:14,623 --> 00:01:15,971 We're Cutting 9 00:01:15,971 --> 00:01:19,616 The Fudgie Log. 10 00:01:19,616 --> 00:01:22,623 Fudgie Log. 11 00:01:22,623 --> 00:01:24,313 Winnie Brought It Over 12 00:01:24,313 --> 00:01:25,622 As A Sleep-Over Treat. 13 00:01:25,622 --> 00:01:27,416 Yeah. We're Sharing. 14 00:01:27,416 --> 00:01:28,622 Yes. 15 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:30,623 Yes. Yes, Sharing. 16 00:01:30,623 --> 00:01:35,057 So, We'll Cut It Into Threes. 17 00:01:35,057 --> 00:01:37,459 Three? 18 00:01:37,459 --> 00:01:39,094 Yeah, Three, Three. 19 00:01:39,094 --> 00:01:41,623 You Cut It In Threes Because... 20 00:01:41,623 --> 00:01:44,616 I Mean, We're All Sleeping Over, Aren't We? 21 00:01:44,616 --> 00:01:46,368 Threes. 22 00:01:46,368 --> 00:01:50,539 I Knew We Should Have Done This Upstairs. 23 00:01:50,539 --> 00:01:51,623 And Don't Forget 24 00:01:51,623 --> 00:01:55,311 When I Finish Cutting This Into Threes 25 00:01:55,311 --> 00:01:57,513 Then You Guys Take This Upstairs 26 00:01:57,513 --> 00:02:01,116 Because Grandma Is Having Company Over, All Right? 27 00:02:01,116 --> 00:02:02,384 That's Right. 28 00:02:02,384 --> 00:02:04,617 She's Inviting Her Old College Friends Over. 29 00:02:04,617 --> 00:02:06,616 We Better Get Out Of Here. 30 00:02:06,616 --> 00:02:08,620 All Right. 31 00:02:10,622 --> 00:02:13,625 (Door Opening) 32 00:02:13,625 --> 00:02:14,625 Hey! 33 00:02:14,625 --> 00:02:15,625 Hi, Dad. 34 00:02:15,625 --> 00:02:17,233 How Are You? 35 00:02:17,233 --> 00:02:18,567 And Dab... 36 00:02:18,567 --> 00:02:20,102 Uh... 37 00:02:20,102 --> 00:02:21,937 This Is Baathie Ndiaie. 38 00:02:21,937 --> 00:02:25,616 Um, Baathie, Permettez-Moi De Vous Presenter Mon Pere 39 00:02:25,616 --> 00:02:26,624 Dr. Huxtable. 40 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:32,625 He's Not Rude, Dad. 41 00:02:32,625 --> 00:02:34,483 He Speaks French 42 00:02:34,483 --> 00:02:36,622 But He Doesn't Speak Much English. 43 00:02:38,616 --> 00:02:41,223 Baathie Is An Exchange Student From Senegal 44 00:02:41,223 --> 00:02:44,293 And I'm Showing Him Around New York This Weekend. 45 00:02:44,293 --> 00:02:46,617 Well, Let Me Just Drop These Bags Off 46 00:02:46,617 --> 00:02:47,624 In Rudy's Room. 47 00:02:47,624 --> 00:02:49,331 Excusez Moi,Baathie. 48 00:02:56,939 --> 00:02:59,618 Um, Will You Have A Sit-Down? 49 00:03:06,315 --> 00:03:07,624 So, Uh... 50 00:03:07,624 --> 00:03:09,285 You, Uh... 51 00:03:09,285 --> 00:03:13,255 You, Uh, Are A Friend Of, Uh... 52 00:03:13,255 --> 00:03:15,391 Of My... Of Vanessa's. 53 00:03:17,927 --> 00:03:19,495 Pardon? 54 00:03:19,495 --> 00:03:20,623 Um, Vanessa. 55 00:03:20,623 --> 00:03:22,064 Comment? 56 00:03:23,622 --> 00:03:26,335 Uh, Como Se Diche... 57 00:03:26,335 --> 00:03:28,404 Uh... 58 00:03:28,404 --> 00:03:31,622 My, My, My Daughter... 59 00:03:33,620 --> 00:03:37,625 Um, Has You For A Friend 60 00:03:37,625 --> 00:03:41,150 And You Have Come To My Home. 61 00:03:41,150 --> 00:03:42,918 I Welcome You Here. 62 00:03:42,918 --> 00:03:47,618 However, She Had A Fiance 63 00:03:47,618 --> 00:03:51,616 And His Name Was Dabnis. 64 00:03:51,616 --> 00:03:52,461 Excusez Moi? 65 00:03:52,461 --> 00:03:54,930 Do You Know She Was Engaged 66 00:03:54,930 --> 00:03:58,033 And Her Fiance's Name Was Dabnis 67 00:03:58,033 --> 00:04:00,135 And I Liked Him? 68 00:04:02,104 --> 00:04:04,373 And I Want To Know Who You Are. 69 00:04:04,373 --> 00:04:05,975 Excusez Moi? 70 00:04:05,975 --> 00:04:07,616 Where Are Your Bags 71 00:04:07,616 --> 00:04:09,945 Because You're Not Staying Here. 72 00:04:12,616 --> 00:04:13,624 Hello. 73 00:04:13,624 --> 00:04:15,623 Ah, Dear, I Want You To Meet... 74 00:04:15,623 --> 00:04:17,453 This Is Vanessa's Friend. 75 00:04:17,453 --> 00:04:19,623 She Brought Him Here For The Weekend. 76 00:04:19,623 --> 00:04:21,223 He Speaks No English. 77 00:04:21,223 --> 00:04:22,925 This Is Mr. Bokchoi. 78 00:04:22,925 --> 00:04:24,126 Baathie. 79 00:04:24,126 --> 00:04:25,561 Baathie. 80 00:04:25,561 --> 00:04:26,929 (Together:) Baathie. 81 00:04:26,929 --> 00:04:28,163 Baathie. 82 00:04:28,163 --> 00:04:29,231 Ah, Very Nice 83 00:04:29,231 --> 00:04:30,617 To Meet You, Baathie. 84 00:04:30,617 --> 00:04:33,624 Hi, Mom. 85 00:04:33,624 --> 00:04:35,938 Well, Mom, Dad... 86 00:04:35,938 --> 00:04:36,617 Right. 87 00:04:36,617 --> 00:04:37,617 We're Leaving. 88 00:04:37,617 --> 00:04:38,617 Yes, You Are. 89 00:04:38,617 --> 00:04:40,242 And Have A Nice Time. 90 00:04:40,242 --> 00:04:43,445 Qu'est Ce Que C'est Dabnis? 91 00:04:49,218 --> 00:04:50,452 Clair 92 00:04:50,452 --> 00:04:51,443 What's First On The Agenda? 93 00:04:51,443 --> 00:04:54,160 Professor Caple Of Hillman Is Retiring 94 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:57,062 And Our Chapter Of The Alumni Association 95 00:04:57,062 --> 00:04:59,532 Is Organizing The Farewell Banquet. 96 00:04:59,532 --> 00:05:01,167 Well, Let's Get On With It 97 00:05:01,167 --> 00:05:03,235 Because I Have Quite A Few Things 98 00:05:03,235 --> 00:05:05,104 To Say About Professor Caple. 99 00:05:05,104 --> 00:05:08,374 We All Have A Few Things To Say About Professor Caple 100 00:05:08,374 --> 00:05:10,543 But Let's Wait Till Leah Gets Here. 101 00:05:10,543 --> 00:05:11,752 While We Wait 102 00:05:11,752 --> 00:05:14,580 We Can Have A Hillman Class Of '63 Update. 103 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:17,757 Ladies, Anyone With Children Doing Dazzling Things 104 00:05:17,757 --> 00:05:19,585 With Their Lives? 105 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:23,761 Okay. Anyone With Ungrateful Children 106 00:05:23,761 --> 00:05:25,759 Who Make It Their Business 107 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:28,755 To Drive The Arrows Through Your Heart? 108 00:05:28,755 --> 00:05:30,262 Now You're Talking. 109 00:05:30,262 --> 00:05:31,630 You Take It First. 110 00:05:31,630 --> 00:05:33,860 My Daughter Elaine 111 00:05:33,860 --> 00:05:35,358 Has Decided To Remain At Hillman. 112 00:05:35,358 --> 00:05:36,646 What Year Is She? 113 00:05:36,646 --> 00:05:39,651 We Don't Know. 114 00:05:39,651 --> 00:05:41,598 Ruth, What's Her Major? 115 00:05:41,598 --> 00:05:43,646 We Don't Know. 116 00:05:43,646 --> 00:05:45,569 How Much Is It Costing You? 117 00:05:45,569 --> 00:05:48,857 Now That We Know. 118 00:05:48,857 --> 00:05:50,295 My Son Christopher-- 119 00:05:50,295 --> 00:05:52,757 He Is Now A Sophomore Emeritus. 120 00:05:52,757 --> 00:05:56,262 He's Been There So Long They Think He's A Professor. 121 00:05:56,262 --> 00:05:59,261 Meanwhile, On The Home Front 122 00:05:59,261 --> 00:06:01,032 My Son Harold 123 00:06:01,032 --> 00:06:05,260 Has A Severe Case Of "Mom, I Know That." 124 00:06:05,260 --> 00:06:07,638 Oh, Dear, He Must Be 16. 125 00:06:07,638 --> 00:06:08,973 I Tell Him, "Harold 126 00:06:08,973 --> 00:06:11,676 "If You're Going To Pull Up Your Grades 127 00:06:11,676 --> 00:06:12,744 You Have To..." 128 00:06:12,744 --> 00:06:14,254 "Mom, I Know That." 129 00:06:14,254 --> 00:06:17,048 Then I Tell Him, "If You Want To Get A Job 130 00:06:17,048 --> 00:06:18,082 You Have To..." 131 00:06:18,082 --> 00:06:19,258 "Mom, I Know That." 132 00:06:19,258 --> 00:06:20,985 And Then I Tell Him 133 00:06:20,985 --> 00:06:24,155 "Harold, If You Are 18 And You Are Not In College 134 00:06:24,155 --> 00:06:25,556 The Money Stops." 135 00:06:25,556 --> 00:06:28,758 He Tells Me, "Mom, Tell Me Something I Don't Know." 136 00:06:28,758 --> 00:06:30,497 I Been There. 137 00:06:30,497 --> 00:06:31,576 What Are You Doing Now, Maxine? 138 00:06:31,576 --> 00:06:33,516 I'm In Grad School-- Art History. 139 00:06:33,516 --> 00:06:34,652 Go 'Head, Girl. 140 00:06:34,652 --> 00:06:37,821 (Doorbell Rings) 141 00:06:37,821 --> 00:06:39,957 There She Is. 142 00:06:39,957 --> 00:06:41,481 Leah! 143 00:06:41,481 --> 00:06:42,993 Hi, Baby. 144 00:06:42,993 --> 00:06:45,162 Sorry I'm Late, Everybody. 145 00:06:45,162 --> 00:06:48,232 Perils Of Public Transportation 146 00:06:48,232 --> 00:06:50,134 And I Hadto Stop 147 00:06:50,134 --> 00:06:52,936 And Get Some Sneakers For My 13-Year-Old. 148 00:06:52,936 --> 00:06:55,272 At Least I Think They're Sneakers. 149 00:06:55,272 --> 00:06:58,242 Honey, They're Called "Air Warriors." 150 00:06:58,242 --> 00:07:02,880 They Got A Pump, Liquid In The Soles 151 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:05,249 And An Inner Tube Around The Ankles. 152 00:07:05,249 --> 00:07:07,490 Now, I Don't Know If They're Sneakers 153 00:07:07,490 --> 00:07:10,020 Or Some Kind Of Flotation Device. 154 00:07:10,020 --> 00:07:12,289 Is Your Son Playing Basketball Now? 155 00:07:12,289 --> 00:07:13,791 Jason? No. 156 00:07:13,791 --> 00:07:15,826 He Wears Them To Watch Tv. 157 00:07:15,826 --> 00:07:16,927 (Laughing) 158 00:07:16,927 --> 00:07:19,129 Is He Wearing Overalls? 159 00:07:19,129 --> 00:07:20,330 Oh, Yes. 160 00:07:20,330 --> 00:07:21,832 You Know My Rudy? 161 00:07:21,832 --> 00:07:23,481 I Beg That Girl Every Day 162 00:07:23,481 --> 00:07:26,904 "Honey, Please Fasten Up Both Sides Of Those Things." 163 00:07:26,904 --> 00:07:28,939 We Went To The Market Last Week 164 00:07:28,939 --> 00:07:34,332 And People Thought She Had Just Brought In The Produce. 165 00:07:34,332 --> 00:07:35,912 Where Were We On The Agenda? 166 00:07:35,912 --> 00:07:38,477 Professor Caple's Testimonial. 167 00:07:38,477 --> 00:07:40,197 Now Listen To This. 168 00:07:40,197 --> 00:07:42,157 I Had It Written Down. 169 00:07:42,157 --> 00:07:42,772 That's Okay. 170 00:07:42,772 --> 00:07:43,940 I Know It By Heart. 171 00:07:43,940 --> 00:07:45,126 Professor Jean Caple 172 00:07:45,126 --> 00:07:48,131 Is One Of America's Foremost Philosophical Minds. 173 00:07:48,131 --> 00:07:50,122 She Has Written Six Books. 174 00:07:50,122 --> 00:07:53,125 She Was Very Active In The Civil Rights Movement 175 00:07:53,125 --> 00:07:56,652 But She Always Had Time For Her 19-Year-Old Students. 176 00:07:56,652 --> 00:07:57,520 Boring. 177 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:58,988 Nap Time. 178 00:07:58,988 --> 00:08:01,124 Besides, It Doesn't Say Anything 179 00:08:01,124 --> 00:08:03,659 About What The Woman Is Really Like. 180 00:08:03,659 --> 00:08:04,660 If You Want 181 00:08:04,660 --> 00:08:06,129 To Describe Professor Caple 182 00:08:06,129 --> 00:08:08,127 You Got To Start With The Hat. 183 00:08:08,127 --> 00:08:09,127 Oh, The Hat! 184 00:08:09,127 --> 00:08:10,127 The Hat. 185 00:08:10,127 --> 00:08:12,568 She Wore That Hat Every Day. 186 00:08:12,568 --> 00:08:15,905 That Old Yellow Felt Thing With The Wire Brim. 187 00:08:15,905 --> 00:08:18,808 She Could Shape It In 16 Different Ways. 188 00:08:18,808 --> 00:08:20,127 She'd Flip To One Side 189 00:08:20,127 --> 00:08:22,131 And Come In Looking Like A Pirate 190 00:08:22,131 --> 00:08:24,881 And Then Snatch It Around To The Front 191 00:08:24,881 --> 00:08:27,483 And Walk Out Looking Like A Yellow Rose. 192 00:08:27,483 --> 00:08:28,918 She Could Work A Hat. 193 00:08:28,918 --> 00:08:31,654 Well, What Are We Supposed To Say, Clair? 194 00:08:31,654 --> 00:08:32,989 That Professor Caple 195 00:08:32,989 --> 00:08:35,925 Was One Of The Hardest Professors At Hillman. 196 00:08:35,925 --> 00:08:38,128 She Always Flunked You With A Smile. 197 00:08:38,128 --> 00:08:40,125 My Transcript Had All "A's" 198 00:08:40,125 --> 00:08:41,931 Not Even An "A-" 199 00:08:41,931 --> 00:08:43,633 And She Gave Me A "C." 200 00:08:43,633 --> 00:08:46,442 She Kept Writing On My Paper 201 00:08:46,442 --> 00:08:50,343 "Dig Deeper. An Unexamined Life Is Not Worth Living." 202 00:08:50,343 --> 00:08:53,950 There Wasn't No Deeper To Get. 203 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:56,214 One Day Cliff And I Decided To Leave Campus 204 00:08:56,214 --> 00:08:58,149 And Go To Virginia Beach. 205 00:08:58,149 --> 00:08:59,400 Uh-Oh. 206 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:01,402 I Know, But We Did It Anyway. 207 00:09:01,402 --> 00:09:04,401 So There We Were Walking Along On The Sand 208 00:09:04,401 --> 00:09:07,892 Holding Hands, Being Romantic, Having A Good Time 209 00:09:07,892 --> 00:09:11,162 And Who Is On The Beach Clamming? 210 00:09:11,162 --> 00:09:12,163 Yes, She Was. 211 00:09:12,163 --> 00:09:13,400 Professor Caple 212 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:16,767 And Had That Hat Full Of Steamers. 213 00:09:16,767 --> 00:09:17,768 Yes, She Did! 214 00:09:17,768 --> 00:09:20,171 I Used To Dream About Her. 215 00:09:20,171 --> 00:09:23,400 I'd Be Snatching That Yellow Hat Off Her Head 216 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:26,310 And Underneath It Was Another Yellow Hat. 217 00:09:26,310 --> 00:09:28,404 I'd Snatch That One Off... 218 00:09:28,404 --> 00:09:29,409 Another One. 219 00:09:29,409 --> 00:09:32,783 All She Kept Saying Was, "Dig Deeper. 220 00:09:32,783 --> 00:09:34,400 Dig Deeper." 221 00:09:40,716 --> 00:09:43,513 So Where Are You Going Tonight, Ms. Tibideaux? 222 00:09:43,513 --> 00:09:44,769 The Circus. 223 00:09:44,769 --> 00:09:47,774 I Have Just The Right Style For That-- Ringlets. 224 00:09:47,774 --> 00:09:50,513 Hey, Get Your Red-Hot Blankets Here. 225 00:09:50,513 --> 00:09:52,769 Red-Hot Blankets For The Sleepover. 226 00:09:52,769 --> 00:09:54,183 Red-Hot Blankets. 227 00:09:54,183 --> 00:09:55,285 Here You Go. 228 00:09:55,285 --> 00:09:58,421 Sir, Please, This Is Not A Bedroom. 229 00:09:58,421 --> 00:10:00,189 I Beg Your Pardon? 230 00:10:00,189 --> 00:10:02,525 Well... 231 00:10:02,525 --> 00:10:03,526 What Is It? 232 00:10:03,526 --> 00:10:07,770 Olivia's House Of Beauty. 233 00:10:07,770 --> 00:10:09,769 Oh, I'm... 234 00:10:09,769 --> 00:10:11,769 I Must Be In The Wrong Place 235 00:10:11,769 --> 00:10:14,170 Because I Was Looking For An Apartment 236 00:10:14,170 --> 00:10:15,769 With Two Bachelorette Girls. 237 00:10:15,769 --> 00:10:17,507 Well, Come Here, Darling. 238 00:10:17,507 --> 00:10:19,175 They're Not Here 239 00:10:19,175 --> 00:10:24,180 But You Look Like You Could Use A Little Touch-Up. 240 00:10:24,180 --> 00:10:26,516 Do You Have An Appointment? 241 00:10:26,516 --> 00:10:29,118 No, No, I'm Just A Guy. 242 00:10:29,118 --> 00:10:31,187 I Could Do Wonders With That. 243 00:10:31,187 --> 00:10:32,774 Let Me Check My Book. 244 00:10:34,769 --> 00:10:36,259 Hmm... 245 00:10:36,259 --> 00:10:38,772 We Might Be Able To Fit You In. 246 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:42,098 Well, I Would Love That If It's All Right. 247 00:10:42,098 --> 00:10:44,500 I'll Be Right Back, Ms. Tibideaux. 248 00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:46,502 Come Over Here To The Sink. 249 00:10:46,502 --> 00:10:47,670 To The Sink? 250 00:10:47,670 --> 00:10:48,769 Yes. Yes. 251 00:10:48,769 --> 00:10:51,507 We Need To Give You A Shampoo First 252 00:10:51,507 --> 00:10:53,769 To Put The Shine Back In. 253 00:10:53,769 --> 00:10:54,769 Yes... Okay. 254 00:10:54,769 --> 00:10:56,212 I Thought I'd Lost It. 255 00:10:56,212 --> 00:10:57,513 (Imitating Running Water) 256 00:10:57,513 --> 00:11:02,518 Now You Tell Me If It's Too Hot Or Too Cold. 257 00:11:02,518 --> 00:11:05,488 Well... 258 00:11:07,323 --> 00:11:08,769 I Can... 259 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:10,193 I Can Feel... 260 00:11:10,193 --> 00:11:11,527 I Can Feel The Tingle. 261 00:11:11,527 --> 00:11:14,197 You May Want To Consider A Color Rinse 262 00:11:14,197 --> 00:11:17,774 To Get Rid Of This Gray Up Here. 263 00:11:17,774 --> 00:11:19,168 Yes... What? 264 00:11:19,168 --> 00:11:21,774 To Get Rid Of This Gray Up Here. 265 00:11:21,774 --> 00:11:23,172 Gray, Um... 266 00:11:23,172 --> 00:11:27,343 Do You Have Any Baldness In Your Family? 267 00:11:27,343 --> 00:11:28,678 Yes, Uh, Yes... 268 00:11:28,678 --> 00:11:29,769 But Why? 269 00:11:29,769 --> 00:11:31,514 Is My Hair Getting Thin? 270 00:11:31,514 --> 00:11:33,683 Never Mind. 271 00:11:33,683 --> 00:11:36,769 Well, What Color Do You Suggest? 272 00:11:36,769 --> 00:11:38,769 May I Suggest Light Blue? 273 00:11:38,769 --> 00:11:41,769 It's Very Popular With People Your Age. 274 00:11:43,092 --> 00:11:45,528 Madame Olivia, I'm Waiting. 275 00:11:45,528 --> 00:11:47,530 Just A Little Bit Longer. 276 00:11:47,530 --> 00:11:49,265 You'll Be So Happy. 277 00:11:49,265 --> 00:11:52,768 Now, We're Going To Put You In A Towel. 278 00:11:52,768 --> 00:11:54,769 Yes. 279 00:11:54,769 --> 00:11:57,674 Would You Like To Read While You Wait? 280 00:11:57,674 --> 00:11:58,769 Yes, I Would. 281 00:11:58,769 --> 00:12:00,343 Here's A Nice Style Book 282 00:12:00,343 --> 00:12:03,446 In Case You Want To Make A Hair Move. 283 00:12:03,446 --> 00:12:06,616 You Must Be Getting Tired 284 00:12:06,616 --> 00:12:09,519 Of That Same Old Look. 285 00:12:09,519 --> 00:12:11,487 What Do You Suggest? 286 00:12:11,487 --> 00:12:12,588 Ringlets. 287 00:12:12,588 --> 00:12:13,690 Ringlets? 288 00:12:13,690 --> 00:12:15,324 Is That What You're Getting? 289 00:12:15,324 --> 00:12:16,325 Oh, Yes. 290 00:12:16,325 --> 00:12:17,772 This Is For The Circus. 291 00:12:17,772 --> 00:12:19,195 Stunning. 292 00:12:19,195 --> 00:12:20,563 You Look Good. 293 00:12:20,563 --> 00:12:21,775 Thank You Very Much. 294 00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:23,766 You're Welcome. 295 00:12:23,766 --> 00:12:25,268 Now, A Little Hair Spray... 296 00:12:25,268 --> 00:12:26,602 (Imitating Spraying) 297 00:12:26,602 --> 00:12:28,772 And You Are A Dream. 298 00:12:28,772 --> 00:12:31,767 But You Should Make The First Statement. 299 00:12:35,445 --> 00:12:36,772 Magnificent. 300 00:12:38,281 --> 00:12:41,767 Let Me Walk You To Your Car, Ms. Tibideaux. 301 00:12:41,767 --> 00:12:43,767 Thank You. 302 00:12:43,767 --> 00:12:45,771 Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey. 303 00:12:45,771 --> 00:12:47,767 I'll Be Right With You, Sir. 304 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:48,775 You Can't Rush Beauty. 305 00:12:52,767 --> 00:12:53,773 Oh... 306 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,598 Hello, Madame Olivia. 307 00:12:55,598 --> 00:12:58,101 I'll Be Right With You. 308 00:12:58,101 --> 00:13:01,304 I Thought I Had The 6:00 Appointment. 309 00:13:09,766 --> 00:13:13,416 Who Would Have Thought Little Rose Patterson? 310 00:13:13,416 --> 00:13:16,219 The Dormitory Wallflower. 311 00:13:16,219 --> 00:13:17,420 Not Me. 312 00:13:17,420 --> 00:13:18,768 And There She Was-- 313 00:13:18,768 --> 00:13:21,769 Going Out With That Agricultural Major-- 314 00:13:21,769 --> 00:13:23,192 Poultry Division. 315 00:13:23,192 --> 00:13:25,194 We Called Him "Turkeyneck Clark." 316 00:13:25,194 --> 00:13:26,629 Had Those Hairs Here. 317 00:13:26,629 --> 00:13:28,464 (Imitating Turkey Gobble) 318 00:13:28,464 --> 00:13:30,199 With His Collar Buttoned Up. 319 00:13:30,199 --> 00:13:31,501 What A Geek. 320 00:13:31,501 --> 00:13:35,505 That Geek Owns Half The State Of Virginia. 321 00:13:35,505 --> 00:13:36,672 That's Right. 322 00:13:36,672 --> 00:13:38,141 Two Words: "Turkey Loaf." 323 00:13:38,141 --> 00:13:39,208 Then It's True? 324 00:13:39,208 --> 00:13:41,210 People Like Turkeyneck Clark 325 00:13:41,210 --> 00:13:42,245 Frighten Me. 326 00:13:42,245 --> 00:13:43,513 Why? Why? 327 00:13:43,513 --> 00:13:45,281 Because When My Son Christopher 328 00:13:45,281 --> 00:13:48,518 Reads An Article Like That, He Wants To Go Out 329 00:13:48,518 --> 00:13:51,187 And Put A Down Payment On His Own Turkey Farm. 330 00:13:51,187 --> 00:13:53,189 He Does Not Realize The Work 331 00:13:53,189 --> 00:13:55,774 That Man Put Into Something Like That. 332 00:13:55,774 --> 00:13:57,693 These Kids Don't See Work. 333 00:13:57,693 --> 00:14:00,229 They See The Cash Rolling In. 334 00:14:00,229 --> 00:14:01,597 What Do They Want? 335 00:14:01,597 --> 00:14:02,398 Money. 336 00:14:02,398 --> 00:14:03,774 When? Now. 337 00:14:03,774 --> 00:14:05,301 Whose Do They Want? 338 00:14:05,301 --> 00:14:06,769 Mine. Mine. Mine. 339 00:14:06,769 --> 00:14:09,172 But Ladies, We Are Not Without Blame. 340 00:14:09,172 --> 00:14:12,141 We Are The Ones Who Buy Expensive Sneakers 341 00:14:12,141 --> 00:14:16,179 For People To Sit Up And Watch Television In. 342 00:14:16,179 --> 00:14:19,515 I Don't Think Any Of Us Were Interested In Clothes. 343 00:14:19,515 --> 00:14:20,767 Well... Except Millicent Here. 344 00:14:20,767 --> 00:14:22,518 Yes, It's True. 345 00:14:22,518 --> 00:14:25,188 I Like To Dress Well. 346 00:14:25,188 --> 00:14:26,556 Still Do. 347 00:14:26,556 --> 00:14:30,769 But I Was With You Guys At Gilliam's Five And Dime. 348 00:14:30,769 --> 00:14:32,295 The Lunch Counter... 349 00:14:32,295 --> 00:14:35,531 Thursday, April 25, 1963. 350 00:14:35,531 --> 00:14:37,766 I Was Never So Scared In My Life. 351 00:14:37,766 --> 00:14:39,769 Do You Remember How We Marched In? 352 00:14:39,769 --> 00:14:42,205 Oh, Yes, We Were The Second Shift. 353 00:14:42,205 --> 00:14:44,507 We Came Shoulder To Shoulder 354 00:14:44,507 --> 00:14:46,676 Tapped The First Shift On The Back 355 00:14:46,676 --> 00:14:49,579 They Moved Off Their Stools To The Left... 356 00:14:49,579 --> 00:14:53,249 And Then We Got In On The Right And Sat Down... 357 00:14:53,249 --> 00:14:57,520 And Who Was Sitting At The End Of That Lunch Counter? 358 00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:59,769 The Yellow Hat. 359 00:14:59,769 --> 00:15:01,290 Mm-Hmm. 360 00:15:01,290 --> 00:15:03,769 Shaped Like Napoleon. 361 00:15:03,769 --> 00:15:05,494 Professor Caple Under It. 362 00:15:05,494 --> 00:15:07,530 The Sound Of Those Heavy Feet 363 00:15:07,530 --> 00:15:09,699 Coming Across That Linoleum Floor Towards Us 364 00:15:09,699 --> 00:15:11,769 We Just Kept Looking Straight Ahead... 365 00:15:11,769 --> 00:15:14,170 And All Of A Sudden, "Hey, Girl!" 366 00:15:14,170 --> 00:15:17,073 Ooh, I Knew They Were Right Behind Us. 367 00:15:17,073 --> 00:15:18,774 Listen, The Next Thing I Heard Was 368 00:15:18,774 --> 00:15:20,767 "You Look Downright Thirsty, Girlie" 369 00:15:20,767 --> 00:15:22,678 And They Poured Coke In My Lap. 370 00:15:22,678 --> 00:15:24,766 They Really Got You Good, Millicent. 371 00:15:24,766 --> 00:15:26,766 I Thought You Would Lose It. 372 00:15:26,766 --> 00:15:27,773 They Sure Did. 373 00:15:27,773 --> 00:15:29,285 What Did They Say? 374 00:15:29,285 --> 00:15:31,769 "You Ain't Getting Nothing To Eat." 375 00:15:31,769 --> 00:15:34,773 Then They Shook This Ketchup Bottle In My Face. 376 00:15:34,773 --> 00:15:37,193 Then They Said, "How About Some Ketchup?" 377 00:15:37,193 --> 00:15:39,768 They Poured That Stuff All Over My Dress. 378 00:15:39,768 --> 00:15:41,364 I Was So Glad That 379 00:15:41,364 --> 00:15:43,770 That Was Just Ketchup Running Down My Dress. 380 00:15:43,770 --> 00:15:45,534 And You Almost Broke. 381 00:15:45,534 --> 00:15:47,769 Yeah, But I Looked Over There 382 00:15:47,769 --> 00:15:51,173 And Saw The Yellow Hat Sitting Straight Up 383 00:15:51,173 --> 00:15:53,769 Straight As A Board, Eyes Dead Ahead. 384 00:15:53,769 --> 00:15:56,512 She Didn't Even Look At Me. 385 00:15:56,512 --> 00:15:58,774 She Said, "Don't You Move." 386 00:15:58,774 --> 00:16:02,351 When Professor Caple Says, "Don't Move" 387 00:16:02,351 --> 00:16:03,768 You Don't Move. 388 00:16:03,768 --> 00:16:06,522 The Next Day, When We Went To Class 389 00:16:06,522 --> 00:16:07,690 We Were So Proud. 390 00:16:07,690 --> 00:16:09,625 What Did Professor Caple Say? 391 00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:11,766 "Ladies... 392 00:16:11,766 --> 00:16:13,853 "You Have A Responsibility... 393 00:16:13,853 --> 00:16:16,117 (Laughing) 394 00:16:16,117 --> 00:16:17,708 "To Fight Injustice. 395 00:16:17,708 --> 00:16:22,851 "And You Have A Responsibility To Educate Yourselves. 396 00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:26,393 "Now Yesterday, When You Missed My Class 397 00:16:26,393 --> 00:16:28,804 "You Chose One Over The Other. 398 00:16:28,804 --> 00:16:31,140 "And I Have Asked My Substitute 399 00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:34,343 To Give You All An "F" For The Day." 400 00:16:34,343 --> 00:16:37,746 After All We Had Been Through. 401 00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:39,128 Oh, She Made Me So Mad. 402 00:16:39,128 --> 00:16:41,451 But Do You Know She Was Right? 403 00:16:41,451 --> 00:16:44,539 I Went Back To See Her After Class. 404 00:16:44,539 --> 00:16:45,107 You Did? 405 00:16:45,107 --> 00:16:46,769 I Wanted To Talk About That Lunch Counter. 406 00:16:46,769 --> 00:16:49,833 I Wanted To Know How People Could Hate Like That. 407 00:16:49,833 --> 00:16:52,098 I Figured If Anybody Had The Answer 408 00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:54,615 It Would Be A Professor Of Philosophy. 409 00:16:54,615 --> 00:16:59,818 It Was The Only Time 410 00:16:59,818 --> 00:17:00,736 She Did Not Have An Answer 411 00:17:00,736 --> 00:17:01,711 But She Did Say Something 412 00:17:01,711 --> 00:17:04,137 That I Have Cherished 413 00:17:04,137 --> 00:17:05,739 Which Is Why I Volunteered To Organize This Dinner. 414 00:17:05,739 --> 00:17:08,396 What Was That? 415 00:17:08,396 --> 00:17:10,476 She Told Me I Was Her Favorite Student. 416 00:17:14,876 --> 00:17:16,293 That's Lovely, Clair 417 00:17:16,293 --> 00:17:20,792 Because She Told Me I Was Her Favorite Student. 418 00:17:20,792 --> 00:17:22,127 Same Thing. 419 00:17:22,127 --> 00:17:24,295 She Told Me 420 00:17:24,295 --> 00:17:28,133 I Was Her Very Favorite Student And She Gave Me A "C." 421 00:17:28,133 --> 00:17:29,902 I Got You There. 422 00:17:29,902 --> 00:17:32,293 She Gave Me An "F." 423 00:17:32,293 --> 00:17:35,293 And She Told Me That I Was Her 424 00:17:35,293 --> 00:17:36,608 Most Favorite Student. 425 00:17:36,608 --> 00:17:37,976 Clair 426 00:17:37,976 --> 00:17:40,297 Do You Have Professor Caple's Phone Number? 427 00:17:40,297 --> 00:17:41,300 Oh, Yes, I Do. 428 00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:43,148 Her Favorite Students 429 00:17:43,148 --> 00:17:46,785 Would Like To Call Her And See How She's Doing. 430 00:17:46,785 --> 00:17:51,056 Maybe I Can Get Her To Up My Grade. 431 00:17:51,056 --> 00:17:52,624 Oh, Millicent... 432 00:17:52,624 --> 00:17:54,293 Dig Deeper. 433 00:18:01,133 --> 00:18:02,768 Cliff: ♪ Ta-Dum ♪ 434 00:18:02,768 --> 00:18:04,770 ♪ Ta-Dum. ♪ 435 00:18:16,782 --> 00:18:21,219 And, Um... How Was Your Day? 436 00:18:23,622 --> 00:18:25,958 Professor Caple Sends Her Regards. 437 00:18:25,958 --> 00:18:27,298 Professor Caple. 438 00:18:27,298 --> 00:18:30,293 My Goodness Gracious. 439 00:18:30,293 --> 00:18:32,294 What Is She Doing With Herself? 440 00:18:32,294 --> 00:18:35,293 She Said That She Did Not See The Logic 441 00:18:35,293 --> 00:18:38,070 In Five Busy Women Trying To Plan A Dinner 442 00:18:38,070 --> 00:18:39,972 For An 83-Year-Old Retiree 443 00:18:39,972 --> 00:18:43,296 And Told Millicent To Get On With Her Life. 444 00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:45,110 Dig Deeper. 445 00:18:46,299 --> 00:18:49,615 You Know... 446 00:18:49,615 --> 00:18:53,298 At The End Of The Semester 447 00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:55,954 She Told Me That... 448 00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:08,767 Of All The Students... 449 00:19:08,767 --> 00:19:12,293 She'd Ever Had... 450 00:19:12,293 --> 00:19:16,141 That I Was Her Favorite... 451 00:19:16,141 --> 00:19:19,293 Her Favorite Student. 452 00:19:19,293 --> 00:19:20,946 And I Bet You Were. 453 00:19:20,946 --> 00:19:21,947 Mm-Hmm. 454 00:19:21,947 --> 00:19:24,049 She Gave Me A "C." 455 00:19:25,784 --> 00:19:30,789 You Know, Whenever You Have One Of These Alumni Meetings 456 00:19:30,789 --> 00:19:32,124 I Feel Good. 457 00:19:32,124 --> 00:19:35,761 I Start To Think About The Good Old Hillman Days. 458 00:19:35,761 --> 00:19:37,062 I Know. 459 00:19:37,062 --> 00:19:39,931 Remember When We Used To Walk Around That Campus 460 00:19:39,931 --> 00:19:42,293 With Ivy-Covered And Holly-Covered Buildings? 461 00:19:42,293 --> 00:19:43,735 We'd Be Holding Hands... 462 00:19:43,735 --> 00:19:45,070 Yes. 463 00:19:45,070 --> 00:19:46,605 Talking About Getting Married... 464 00:19:46,605 --> 00:19:47,606 Yes, Please. 465 00:19:47,606 --> 00:19:48,607 Having Children... 466 00:19:48,607 --> 00:19:49,608 Yes, Please. 467 00:19:49,608 --> 00:19:50,942 Did We Do It? 468 00:19:50,942 --> 00:19:52,293 Yes, We Did. Huh? 469 00:19:52,293 --> 00:19:53,293 Yes, We Did. Yes, We Did. 470 00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:55,293 We Kicked It All, Didn't We? 471 00:19:55,293 --> 00:19:56,948 You Know What Else I Remember? 472 00:19:56,948 --> 00:19:57,983 What? 473 00:19:57,983 --> 00:20:01,293 What Was That Perfume? 474 00:20:01,293 --> 00:20:03,302 It Must Have Cost 13 Cents. 475 00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:05,293 (Laughing) 476 00:20:05,293 --> 00:20:07,293 What Was It? 477 00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:10,595 It Cost 15 Cents, And It Was Lemon Verbena. 478 00:20:10,595 --> 00:20:13,293 Whoo, Whoo, Whoo. 479 00:20:13,293 --> 00:20:15,600 I Tell You, I Loved It. 480 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,769 I Loved It! 481 00:20:17,769 --> 00:20:20,293 I'm Going To Tell You Something. 482 00:20:20,293 --> 00:20:21,740 When We Ran Track 483 00:20:21,740 --> 00:20:23,208 Running That 440 484 00:20:23,208 --> 00:20:27,946 Which Is One Of The Worst Races On The Face Of This Earth 485 00:20:27,946 --> 00:20:30,949 And I Would Get To The 330 Mark 486 00:20:30,949 --> 00:20:34,299 And Rig Would Start To Grab Me, And Bend Muscles Back 487 00:20:34,299 --> 00:20:37,293 And Three Fourths Of My Brain Was Saying 488 00:20:37,293 --> 00:20:40,225 "If You Stop Now, You'll Still Be Alive." 489 00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:46,598 And I'd Close My Eyes 'Cause I'm On The Straightaway 490 00:20:46,598 --> 00:20:50,602 And I Smelled Your Perfume All The Way... 491 00:20:50,602 --> 00:20:51,837 And Broke That Tape. 492 00:20:53,872 --> 00:20:59,293 And You Looked Good... 493 00:20:59,293 --> 00:21:00,779 Then... 494 00:21:03,882 --> 00:21:08,653 And You Look Good... Now. 495 00:21:08,653 --> 00:21:10,622 Yeah. 496 00:21:10,622 --> 00:21:13,959 And You Were Indescribable Then 497 00:21:13,959 --> 00:21:17,300 And You Are Indescribable Now.