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Who's There?
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(Screams)
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Whoa!
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Hey, Dad.
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What Are You Doing Out Here?
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I'm Just Taking Some Topsoil.
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You're...
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Taking Our Dirt?
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Dad, It's Not For Me.
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We're Having A Plant Sale
At The Center.
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Consider It A Donation.
Mom Did.
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I Don't Understand Why
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You Have To Come Here
For Everything!
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Between Here And The Center
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I Know That There's
Got To Be 120 Empty Lots.
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You Could Have Dug There.
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Why Here?
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Dad, I Can't Go Around
Stealing Public Property.
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I Mean...
Come On.
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Wh... What's A Bag Of Dirt?
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Okay.
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Go Ahead, Man.
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Take It.
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Take It All
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And Dig A Hole
Deep Enough
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That You Can Just
Throw Me
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Right On In.
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Take It And Be My Guest.
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Tell The People
At The Center
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Donated By
Your Father.
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Well, Dad, Okay, Dig This.
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I Think I Have Some News
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That Might Bring You
A Little Bit Of Comfort.
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What?
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You Remember The Tartan Company?
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They've Been Pressuring Me
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To Give Them An Answer
About The Job Offer.
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Yeah, Yeah.
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Big Move-- San Francisco.
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I'm Turning The Job Down.
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I'm Going
To Grad School
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Like I Planned
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And I'm Going
To Continue Volunteering
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At The Center.
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You're Not Going?
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Nope.
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Clair!
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He's Not Going!
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But... I Mean...
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You're Staying, Right?
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Yes, Yes, I'm Staying.
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Of Course, I Would Have Been
Just As Happy If You...
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If You Were Going To Go...
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But You're Staying?
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And You're Staying In The City?
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Not In This House?
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Yeah, Yeah.
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No, No, Not In The House.
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Oh, Well, Then...
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In That Case, Then...
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This... This Is On Me.
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Good Morning.
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Both:
Good Morning.
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Are You Ready?
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Ready For What?
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Don't You Remember?
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We're Making A Picture Book
About You For School.
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Oh, That's Right.
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The Life Story
Of A Parent Or Guardian.
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Not The Whole Life Story.
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What Were You Like At Age Six?
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Yeah,
What Did You Look Like?
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What Did I Look Like?
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I Was Handsome.
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Well, Not Really Handsome.
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Sort Of... Dashing.
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Dashing? What Does That Mean?
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Dashing Is Handsome,
Only Faster.
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Yeah, Yeah.
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What Are You Drawing?
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Is That..?
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Pardon Me.
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Is This Supposed
To Be Me?
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And This Is The Best You Can Do
Is Draw..?
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I Am...
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You're Going To Have To Do
Better Than This.
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Dr. Huxtable, Marlon Is
The Best Drawer In My Class.
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You Got Some Sad Drawers
In Your Class.
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What Else Can You Draw?
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I Can Draw A Bike, A Seesaw,
And A Balloon.
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Now You're Cooking
Because Those Three Things
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Happen To Be The Most
Important Things In My Life
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When I Was That Age.
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That's Great.
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Tell Us About Your Bike.
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Well, I Named The Bike "Bob."
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Bob The Bike.
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Did You Ride Fast?
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Oh, Fast?
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Man, Let Me Tell You Fast.
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I Rode So Fast
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That People In The Neighborhood
Would Say... Would Say...
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"There Goes Bob-And-Cliff."
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Whenever A Wind Came Up,
They Said
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"That Must Be Bob-And-Cliff."
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I Rode So Fast,
The Police Said
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"Cliff, We're Going
To Have To Create
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A Special Lane For You."
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And Henceforth Came
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What Is Known In America Today
As The Bike Lane.
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Where Is Bob Now?
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He's In The Smithsonian.
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Bob The Bike Is
Hanging On A Right Angle
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Held By Two Wires,
Next To The Spirit Of St. Louis.
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Looks Like A Rocket.
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Thank You Very Much,
Dr. Huxtable.
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Well, You Know...
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There Are Other Things
That I Have.... I Have Done.
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For Instance
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When I Was
A Child
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I Invented...
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What Is Called Today "Recess."
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Now...
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In The Beginning,
It Was Called "Heathcliff."
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Iinvented That.
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Now, You Start
To Write About It.
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Think About Those Things.
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You're Not Talking
To An Ordinary Human Being.
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Hey, Hello, Honey.
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How Are You?
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Heathcliff...
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All Right,
You Heard Her--
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Take A Break.
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Olivia:
Mrs. Huxtable
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If You Were Doing A Book
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About Somebody
When He Was Little
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And You Don't Believe
What He Says
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What Do You Do?
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Uh, You Go To Another Source.
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What's A Source?
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A Source Is Someone
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Who Knows That Person Very Well.
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That Would Be You.
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No, That Would Be Someone
Who Knew That Person
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When That Person Was A Child...
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I Mean, A Little Boy.
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I Bet Grandpa Huxtable
Would Know Him.
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Let's Call And Ask Him.
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And Then We'll Take
A "Heathcliff."
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Oh, Lord.
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I'll Dial.
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Oh, Snap!
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This Is Unbelievable!
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What's That?
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Money, Man!
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You Know, It Must Be
At Least $500!
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Wait, Let Me See That.
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Hey, Yo, That's $600!
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Yes!
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Whoa!
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You're Going
To Give It Back To Him?
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Well, Yeah,
Rahim Found It.
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What He Does
Is His Decision.
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I'm Out Of Here!
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No, Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
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I'm Sure You Would
Like To Discuss With Us
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What To Do With It.
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What's To Discuss?
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Except That Fate Has Found Rahim
At Last!
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Well, Rahim, The Money
Obviously Belongs To Someone.
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Yeah, Those Look Like Initials
On That Clip--
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"Y.E.Z."
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No, See,
Those Aren't Initials.
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It's A Message
From The Heavens.
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See, I Looked Up
And Silently Prayed
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"Is This Money Really For Me?"
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And The Answer
Came Thundering Down
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"Yez, Rahim, Yez."
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You're Not Really
Going To Keep The Money?
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I'll Give It To My Father.
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It'll Make Up For What He Lost
When He Got Laid Off.
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(Chattering)
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Okay, Hold On.
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I See That We Have
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A Difference
Of Opinions Here.
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But We Have One Fact, Right?
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$600.
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Now Maybe Rahim Wouldn't Mind
A Little Input From His Friends
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About What To Do
With His Money Here.
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Okay,
I'll Hear Just A Few Opinions.
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He Should Keep It.
Thanks!
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Whoa, Rahim, Okay.
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Stanley,
You Say He Should Keep It.
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Let's Get This Down,
All Right?
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Louise,
Help Me With The Blackboard.
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All:
Not The Blackboard!
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Theo:
Yes, The Blackboard.
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It's About Time You Knuckleheads
Learn Something Today.
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Okay, Now, Stanley,
You Say He Should Keep It.
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Why Should Rahim Keep The Money?
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I Say It's Part
Of The Loss Money Pool.
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What?
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The Loss Money Pool.
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See, When We Lose Money
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We're Making Deposits
Into The Pool
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And When We Find Money,
We're Making A Withdrawal.
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See, Rahim Here Was Swimming
In The Deep End Of The Pool
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When The Money Floated
Right Into His Little Hands.
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Right, My Partner?
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Leticia, You Think We Should
Find The Owner?
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I Agree.
Yeah.
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That Money Could Belong To Some
Poor Old Lady With 13 Cats.
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Okay. Cat Woman.
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Or It Could Belong
To A Drug Dealer.
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Ah, Right, Drug Dealer.
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Luis:
Wait A Minute.
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We Don't Want The Drug Dealer
To Have It.
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We Don't Return The Money
If The Owner Is A Drug Dealer?
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Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
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It Could Be
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Some Poor Family's Rent Money.
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So You Are Saying
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That If It's A Rich Person,
We Keep The Money
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But If It's A Poor Person,
Give It Back?
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Look, You Guys.
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It Doesn't Matter Whose It Is.
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You Know It's Not Yours, Rahim.
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I Found It.
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Yo, Look.
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Leticia's Right.
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We Should Look For The Owner,
No Matter Who It Is.
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Really, Eugene?
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That's Very Refreshing.
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Well, It Is
The Honorable Thing To Do
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Isn't It?
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(Kids Arguing)
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Why Is It That
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I'm The Only One
Telling The Truth Around Here?
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You Know That
If Theo Wasn't Here
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You'd All Say, "Keep The Money."
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(Kids Arguing)
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I Think I Might Have
Left Something Here.
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Can I Help You?
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I'm Theo Huxtable.
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Yes.
My Name Is Yasmin Zander.
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(Groans)
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(Laughing)
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Wait A Minute.
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What's Your Middle Name?
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Edward.
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Dang.
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Yo, Rahim?
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(Groans)
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00:11:10,651 --> 00:11:13,456
(Sighs)
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00:11:23,970 --> 00:11:26,268
Well, Here You Are.
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00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:27,650
Everything You Ever
Wanted To Know
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00:11:27,650 --> 00:11:30,623
About Young Heathcliff
Is Right In This Box.
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All Right!
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00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:33,993
What Do You Have, Grandpa?
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00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:36,096
Well, Let's See, Uh...
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Here's A Picture
Of Heathcliff
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When He Was Eight Years Old
On Halloween.
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He Was Standing
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On The Front Stoop
Of Our House In Philadelphia.
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What's He Dressed As?
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A Cheese Steak Hoagie.
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Hoagie?
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00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,948
What Kind Of Costume
Is That?
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Turn The Picture
On Its Side
270
00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:58,952
To Get The Full Effect.
271
00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:02,225
Oh!
272
00:12:02,225 --> 00:12:04,057
Oh, Let's See...
273
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,225
What Else Have We Got
In Here?
274
00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:08,061
Oh, Hmm-Hmm!
275
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:11,064
Heathcliff's
First Grade Report Card.
276
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,866
There's Writing
On The Back.
277
00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:16,736
Oh, That's, Uh,
The Teacher's Comments.
278
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,739
"Heathcliff Has
An Active Imagination
279
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:23,076
"But Has A Tendency
To Disrupt The Class
280
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:26,225
"And Due To The Length
Of His Presentations
281
00:12:26,225 --> 00:12:29,682
He Has Been Banned
From Show-And-Tell."
282
00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:32,652
Ooh, He Got In Trouble!
283
00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:35,889
Well, Now, That Was
Only One Side Of Heathcliff.
284
00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:37,222
Here's Another Side.
285
00:12:37,222 --> 00:12:41,928
Now, Here's Heathcliff Taking
His First Bath In The Big Tub.
286
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,863
Ooh, Dr. Huxtable's Naked!
287
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:48,735
And Look At His Belly Button!
288
00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:50,221
He Has An Outie!
289
00:12:51,225 --> 00:12:52,225
And Look!
290
00:12:52,225 --> 00:12:54,841
He's Got That Same Smile!
291
00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:59,579
Well, Heathcliff Always
Had A Capacity
292
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,548
For Entertaining Himself.
293
00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:05,051
When We Put Him To Bed At Night,
He Never Cried.
294
00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:08,521
He Would Just Sit Up
In That Crib For Hours, Going...
295
00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:11,057
"Yabba-Yabba-Yabba-Yabba
Yabba-Yabba-Yabba."
296
00:13:12,216 --> 00:13:13,860
(Chanting:)
We Saw You Naked!
297
00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:16,095
We Saw You Naked!
298
00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:18,898
What You Got There, Dad?
299
00:13:18,898 --> 00:13:22,520
These Children Are Doing
A Book About You.
300
00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:22,997
They Wanted To Check
301
00:13:22,997 --> 00:13:24,273
Their Facts.
302
00:13:24,273 --> 00:13:25,480
What's This?
303
00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:28,941
Uh, Why Don't You
Read It To Him, Dad.
304
00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:30,476
Mm-Hmm.
305
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:34,714
The Adventures
Of Bob And Cliff.
306
00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:37,550
That Is Correct-- Bob And Cliff.
307
00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:41,754
And, Uh, If You Notice
The Photograph There...
308
00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:45,156
Oh, Excuse Me,
Is That A Photograph Of Me?
309
00:13:45,156 --> 00:13:48,628
And I'm Standing Beside
310
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:51,155
Bob The Bike, Huh?
311
00:13:51,155 --> 00:13:56,002
I Can Still Feel The Wind
In My Face.
312
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,103
Wait A Minute.
313
00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:59,155
You Said This Bike
Is Hanging
314
00:13:59,155 --> 00:14:01,149
In The Smithsonian.
315
00:14:01,149 --> 00:14:02,742
I... I... I Did Not.
316
00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:04,744
I...
317
00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:12,150
I Said That I Gave The Bike
To My Friend Tom Smith...
318
00:14:12,150 --> 00:14:18,624
And That The Bike
Is "In The Smith Home, Man."
319
00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:26,666
But You Said
It Was Hanging There
320
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:27,934
Like A Rocket.
321
00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:34,151
I Said That They Put The Bike
Near A Rocker.
322
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:45,154
Well, You Did Say
323
00:14:45,154 --> 00:14:48,788
It Was Hanging Next
To The Spirit Of St. Louis.
324
00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:58,064
I Said That The Smith Family
Moved To St. Louis
325
00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:01,033
And That Is The Spirit.
326
00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:05,149
See, You Children
Don't Listen To Me.
327
00:15:13,153 --> 00:15:15,548
Yo, Rahim, What's Up?
328
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:18,451
I'll Tell You What's Up...
Ten Bucks.
329
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:19,852
That's My Reward.
330
00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:22,488
Ten Bucks!
331
00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:25,625
Well, Hey, Man, Ten Bucks Is...
332
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:26,959
Not Much.
333
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:31,158
But Listen, It's More
Than What You Came In With.
334
00:15:31,158 --> 00:15:35,067
Things Have Not Been So Great
For My Family Lately.
335
00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:37,157
That Money Could Have Helped Us.
336
00:15:37,157 --> 00:15:39,772
The Money Wasn't Yours
To Begin With.
337
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,842
Do You Know How Mr. Zander
Got That Money?
338
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:43,976
He Won It
339
00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:45,578
Betting On Horses.
340
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:46,912
What Justice!
341
00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:48,948
You're Right. There Is None.
342
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,717
No, "What Justice"
Is The Name Of The Horse.
343
00:15:54,987 --> 00:15:56,789
Can You Believe It?
344
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,991
That Was Free Money To Zander.
345
00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:01,560
It Could Have Been
Free Money To Me.
346
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:02,561
That's Wack.
347
00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:04,063
Would You Feel Better
348
00:16:04,063 --> 00:16:06,157
If The Money Went
To Homeless People?
349
00:16:06,157 --> 00:16:09,802
Yeah! The People
Who Need It Most Never Get It.
350
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,637
Other People Get It.
351
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:12,905
Like Politicians
352
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:16,676
Movie Stars, Ball Players,
Preachers...
353
00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:19,153
They're All Taking Down
Big Bucks.
354
00:16:19,153 --> 00:16:20,157
Yeah, You're Right.
355
00:16:20,157 --> 00:16:22,915
But They're Not All Good People.
356
00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:25,017
Some Do Drugs, Some Steal It
357
00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:28,158
Some Lie All The Time
Just To Keep Their Money.
358
00:16:28,158 --> 00:16:30,149
How Does That
Affect Rahim?
359
00:16:30,149 --> 00:16:33,149
This Rahim Should Have Kept
His Mouth Shut
360
00:16:33,149 --> 00:16:34,760
And Walked Out Of Here
361
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,629
With That Money.
362
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:37,830
But Nooo...
363
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,154
This Rahim Is The Last
Honest Fool.
364
00:16:40,154 --> 00:16:41,701
Oh, Come On, Now.
365
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:45,037
You Are The Only One
Calling Yourself A Fool.
366
00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:47,158
Say You Did
Take The Money Home.
367
00:16:47,158 --> 00:16:49,153
What Would Your Father Do?
368
00:16:49,153 --> 00:16:52,845
First, He Would Have Asked Me
Where I Got The Money.
369
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:55,514
Then He Would Have
Made Me Return It.
370
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:58,617
Maybe That's Because
He's A Fool Too.
371
00:16:58,617 --> 00:17:00,154
I Must Be A Fool Too
372
00:17:00,154 --> 00:17:02,488
Because
I Would Have Returned It.
373
00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:04,857
So That Makes
Three Of Us, Right?
374
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,827
Then There's Deirdre,
Leticia, Eugene...
375
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:10,696
That Brings The Fool Count
Up To Six.
376
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,865
See, But You
Stand Out, Rah.
377
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,701
You're The Fool
Who Had To Prove It.
378
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,158
And Also, You Got
379
00:17:17,158 --> 00:17:19,105
Ten Dollars For It.
380
00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:21,741
I Guess You're Right.
381
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:25,150
Be Careful, Because
Leticia Might Start Liking You.
382
00:17:25,150 --> 00:17:27,480
Oh, Man!
383
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:39,759
Well, Hello There.
384
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:40,760
Hello.
385
00:17:42,153 --> 00:17:43,829
Hello There
386
00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:45,664
My Tiny Little Scribes.
387
00:17:45,664 --> 00:17:47,800
(Sighs)
388
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:52,671
Both:
Yabba-Yabba, Yabba-Yabba,
Yabba-Yabba...
389
00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:56,153
Now, What Was That
All About?
390
00:17:56,153 --> 00:17:58,155
Maybe They're Taking
A Heathcliff.
391
00:18:00,149 --> 00:18:04,850
Two Six-Year-Olds Come To You
For A Bit Of Personal History--
392
00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:07,887
For A School Project,
And What Happens?
393
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:10,890
A 76-Year-Old Man
Has To Drive 40 Miles
394
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:12,591
To Unspin Your Yarns.
395
00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:15,158
Now, Now, Just Hear Me Out...
396
00:18:15,158 --> 00:18:18,931
Has There Been A Day In Life
397
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:23,158
When You Did Not Embroider
The Truth Beyond Recognition?
398
00:18:26,152 --> 00:18:28,674
Well, Look...
399
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:32,201
Didn't I Tell You, In 1967...
400
00:18:32,201 --> 00:18:33,303
Yabba-Yabba-Yabba-Yabba
401
00:18:33,303 --> 00:18:36,039
Yabba-Yabba-Yabba-Yabba...
402
00:18:45,645 --> 00:18:47,051
Well, Wait, Wait,
Wait, Wait, Wait...
403
00:18:47,051 --> 00:18:49,523
Don't Leave, Don't Leave,
Don't Leave, Okay?
404
00:18:49,523 --> 00:18:51,758
All Right,
Now, If You Want
405
00:18:51,758 --> 00:18:52,815
A True Story
406
00:18:52,815 --> 00:18:55,816
I'll Be Happy
To Tell You A True Story.
407
00:18:55,816 --> 00:18:57,826
No More Kidding Around.
408
00:18:57,826 --> 00:19:00,091
Okay, Tell Us Your Story.
409
00:19:00,091 --> 00:19:03,434
It Was Nineteen Forty...
410
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:04,248
Three!
411
00:19:04,248 --> 00:19:06,984
I Was Six Years Old
412
00:19:06,984 --> 00:19:12,289
And We Had Entered World War Ii.
413
00:19:16,434 --> 00:19:24,432
I... I Actually Joined
In The Fight.
414
00:19:24,432 --> 00:19:27,271
You Were A Soldier
When You Were Six?
415
00:19:27,271 --> 00:19:29,773
Actually...
416
00:19:29,773 --> 00:19:31,437
I...
417
00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:34,430
Was Not A Soldier.
418
00:19:34,430 --> 00:19:36,880
However, They Asked
The Civilians
419
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:38,433
To Do Certain Things.
420
00:19:38,433 --> 00:19:39,750
What Did You Do?
421
00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:46,890
I Was Put In Charge
Of Collecting Tinfoil.
422
00:19:51,432 --> 00:19:55,439
The Cigarette Packs Had Tinfoil
On Top Of The Paper
423
00:19:55,439 --> 00:19:58,902
And My Job Was To Take That
And Take...
424
00:19:58,902 --> 00:20:01,138
Peel Off That Tinfoil.
425
00:20:01,138 --> 00:20:02,432
I Was Good At It.
426
00:20:02,432 --> 00:20:04,208
Candy Bars
Were Like That.
427
00:20:04,208 --> 00:20:06,430
Cracker Jacks--
That Was My Job.
428
00:20:06,430 --> 00:20:09,913
I'd Make A Little Ball,
And Then A Bigger Ball
429
00:20:09,913 --> 00:20:12,249
And I'd Walk
Around The City
430
00:20:12,249 --> 00:20:14,431
And I Was Always
Like This--
431
00:20:14,431 --> 00:20:18,255
Always Looking For Tinfoil
Everywhere I Went
432
00:20:18,255 --> 00:20:22,125
And It Got So People
In Philadelphia Said
433
00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:25,028
"There's Heathcliff
The Magnet
434
00:20:25,028 --> 00:20:27,731
The...
The American Patriot."
435
00:20:27,731 --> 00:20:30,767
They Did Call Him
Heathcliff The Magnet
436
00:20:30,767 --> 00:20:32,431
And He Was A Patriot.
437
00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:35,739
And I Collected
And Balled Up So Much
438
00:20:35,739 --> 00:20:38,742
I Had A Ball
Of Tinfoil This High.
439
00:20:38,742 --> 00:20:41,311
No, Heathcliff,
It Was This High.
440
00:20:41,311 --> 00:20:42,438
Absolutely.
441
00:20:43,747 --> 00:20:45,249
I Remember
442
00:20:45,249 --> 00:20:47,284
You Could Hardly See
Over It
443
00:20:47,284 --> 00:20:49,435
When The Paper
Took That Picture.
444
00:20:49,435 --> 00:20:50,435
There You Go.
445
00:20:50,435 --> 00:20:52,430
Your Picture
Was In The Paper?
446
00:20:52,430 --> 00:20:53,430
Yes.
447
00:20:53,430 --> 00:20:55,438
Anna Sent It To Me
Overseas.
448
00:20:55,438 --> 00:20:57,432
Now, That's A Great Story.
449
00:20:57,432 --> 00:21:00,764
So Make Sure You Write
All The Facts Down--
450
00:21:00,764 --> 00:21:02,366
Get Everything Straight.
451
00:21:02,366 --> 00:21:03,367
Ooh!
452
00:21:03,367 --> 00:21:05,202
I Have
A Silver Crayon!
453
00:21:05,202 --> 00:21:08,138
I'm Drawing
The Tinfoil Ball.
454
00:21:08,138 --> 00:21:09,430
Uh, Look, Son...
455
00:21:09,430 --> 00:21:11,430
Son, Let Me
Help You Here.
456
00:21:11,430 --> 00:21:14,430
See, You Have To Make It
Bigger Than That.
457
00:21:14,430 --> 00:21:15,979
That Ball Was Big.
458
00:21:15,979 --> 00:21:18,048
That Was Bigger,
All Over...