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Clair:
Cliff?

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Hey.

3
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We're Leaving

4
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For Sondra And Elvin's
Housewarming Party

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In Half An Hour.

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You Going To Take
A Shower?

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Don't Worry.

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I Will Get Ready

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And If You're In
That Much Of A Hurry

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Dabnis And Vanessa Are Coming.

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You Go Ahead
And I'll Ride Over With Dabnis.

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Who Knows,
He And I May Stop

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And Fix A House.

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We've Got A Present.

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Guess What We Got
For Sondra And Elvin.

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Uh... A Microwave Oven.

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Yes!

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How Did I Know?

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Russell, That Is Such
A Generous Housewarming Gift.

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When My First Grandchild
Moves Into Her First House

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It's No Time To Pinch A Penny.

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What Did You Get Them,
Heathcliff?

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It Is Not The Size,
It Is The Thought That Counts.

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And What Did You Think About?

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I Thought About...

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Address Labels?

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Yes.

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Yes.

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These Are Address Labels

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But Once Again, This Is
The Thought Behind It.

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Here, My Dear.

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Read That, And I Will Tell You

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That This Is
Pure Poetry.

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Olivia, Why Don't You
Go Upstairs?

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To Get Some Wrapping Paper
For The Microwave?

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Mm-Hmm.

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Yes!

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This Is The Most Thoughtless
Gift I've Ever Seen.

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Thoughtless.

40
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But Every Time

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Sondra And Elvin
Take One Of These Off

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And Put It Onto The Envelope

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When They're Mailing
In The Check For The Mortgage

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They Will Think About Us.

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We Co-Signed
The Loan.

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Just Like Your Mother And I Did
For You, Heathcliff?

47
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When You Co-Signed For Us

48
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The Interest Rate
Was Minus Four Percent.

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Clair, You Are Welcome
To Sign Your Name

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On The Card
For The Microwave.

51
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Well, Thank You.

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Well, Go Ahead.

53
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I Doesn't Care.

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Have You Heard
From Dabnis And Vanessa?

55
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Oh, Yes.

56
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They're Driving Up
From Pennsylvania

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For Sondra And Elvin's Party.

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Uh-Huh.

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Well, They May Have
Another Reason.

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That Is, If Gladys Rodgers
Is Correct.

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Oh, Lord.

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Let's See, Gladys Rodgers...

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That's Your Cousin's
Church-Going Friend

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Who Never Gets
Her Stories Straight.

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That's The One.

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And What Did Gladys Rodgers

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Allegedly Overhear?

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The Story Is
That Dabnis And Vanessa

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Have Set A Date For The Wedding.

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I Mean, Where Are You All?

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So She...
Finally Made A Decision.

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I'm Glad It's Settled.

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At Least She Picked A Good Man.

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Dust Off Your Tux.

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And Dust Off My Tool Belt.

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(<I>Phone Ringing)</I>

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Hello?

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Hey, Elvin, How You Doing?

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We're Getting Ready To Come Over
To Your Housewarming.

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Huh?

81
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Well, Just A Minute.

82
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I'm Wrapping Your Gift
Right Now.

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He Wants To Talk To You.

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Don't Do Nothing
I Wouldn't Do

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Till I Get There.

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Give Me This Phone.

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Hi, Elvin.

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Yeah. What's Up?

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Oh. Oh, Your Furnace.

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That's Terrible.

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So When Can You Get
Somebody There To Fix It?

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Not Until Tomorrow?

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Why Didn't He Tell Me That?

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You Know How You Can Be.

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No, No, No.

96
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Really. It's Fine.

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It's Just Family, Right?

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So, Bring The Party Over Here.

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I'll Just Tell Everybody
We Changed The Venue.

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Okay. Bye.

101
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How Can You Have A Housewarming

102
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At Somebody Else's House?

103
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They're Going To Have
A Housewarming Party

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At A House They Don't Even Own.

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The Furnace Broke Down.

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This Boy Can't Fix A Furnace
By Himself.

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Got A Son-In-Law Coming

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Who Will Fix A House.

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Dabnis... Brickleby.

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And When Dabnis And Vanessa
Get Married

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If Things Break Down Here,
I Call Dabnis--

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My Main Son-In-Law.

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Drive 200 Miles

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Come And Fix
His Father-In-Law's... Anything.

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Okay.

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Here's The Party Glasses.

117
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Oh, Here Come
Dabnis And Vanessa.

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Remember, Everybody, Not A Word.

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We'll Let Them Surprise Us.

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With The Ews-Nay
Of The Edding-Way.

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Ooh. I'm Going To Be
An Ower-Flay Irl-Gay.

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Hi!

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Hi, Mr. Huxtable.

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Dad.

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Yes. Nice
To See You.

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Hi, Grandpa.

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How You Doing, Sir?

128
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Well, Everything's Fine.

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Just Fine, D.B.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. 'Course, I Been

132
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A Little Busy Myself.

133
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Delivering
A Lot Of Babies?

134
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No, No, No.

135
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Just Uh... Fixing Up
Around The House.

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Like For You To Give

137
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A Little Inspection--

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The Old D.B. Inspection.

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I'd Be Happy To.

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Done Beautifully.

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Thank You.

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Grandpa, Aren't You Supposed
To Be At Sondra And Elvin's?

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Oh, Plans
Have Been Changed.

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The Party's Here.

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Oh. Mom, Can I Talk
To You And Dad

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In The Living Room?

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Oh, Certainly.

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Keep On Apping-Wray.

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Now, Listen.

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No Peeking.

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(<I>Laughing)</I>

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So, Uh...

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Vanessa, Dabnis, Share.

154
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Well, We Realized
That When We Became Engaged

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We Kept It From You Too Long

156
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And We've Learned
From That.

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Even Though Our Relationship
Is Private

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We Feel That Any Decisions
That Affect The Family

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We Want To Be Forthright.

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Expedient. Direct.

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Okay. Get On With It.

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Well, We've Given This
A Lot Of Thought

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And Given The Fact
That Dabnis Here

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Isn't Getting Any Younger

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We've Mutually Decided
To Separate.

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Yes, And I'm Going
To Wear My Tuxedo.

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I'll Put On My Tuxedo...

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No, No.

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I'll Give You Away...

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No Tuxedo?

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She Said They're Going
To Separate.

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They're Breaking Up.

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That's Right.

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You're Leaving Us?

175
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We've Spent A Lot Of Time
Talking This Through.

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And We've Decided
It's The Best Thing For Us.

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And... And That's It?

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That's It.

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Dabnis.

180
00:09:04,197 --> 00:09:06,406
You're Leaving Us?

181
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Maybe We Should Keep This
Between The Four Of Us.

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We Don't Want To Ruin
The Housewarming.

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Dabnis.

184
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All:
It's Party Time!

185
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Elvin:
Hi, Everybody.

186
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Thanks So Much

187
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For Letting Us
Do This Here.

188
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Can Someone Help Me
With This Sign?

189
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Hot Stuff Coming Through.

190
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Hey, Grandpa.

191
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Dabnis, Hey,
How You Doing?

192
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I'm Moving On.

193
00:09:42,951 --> 00:09:44,251
I Need Help
With The Lasagna.

194
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Dabnis, Could You Spare
Your Fiancee For One Minute?

195
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Sure. Take All The Time
You Want.

196
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Wait, Wait,
Wait, Ladies.

197
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We Have To Have A Toast.

198
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That's Right, And I'm Sure

199
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We All Have Something

200
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To Toast About.

201
00:10:00,028 --> 00:10:01,669
Okay.

202
00:10:01,669 --> 00:10:08,669
Mom, Dad, Family...

203
00:10:08,669 --> 00:10:15,377
A House Is Different Things
To Different People.

204
00:10:15,377 --> 00:10:18,080
You Got That Right.

205
00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:21,670
To A Builder, It's A Job.

206
00:10:21,670 --> 00:10:23,664
To A Termite

207
00:10:23,664 --> 00:10:25,521
It's A Hearty Meal.

208
00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:30,392
Dad, Remind Me
To Talk To You

209
00:10:30,392 --> 00:10:31,668
About Something.

210
00:10:31,668 --> 00:10:33,495
Home.

211
00:10:33,495 --> 00:10:36,999
"H" Is For The Hugs

212
00:10:36,999 --> 00:10:39,665
That We'll
Always Share.

213
00:10:39,665 --> 00:10:46,141
"O" Is For
The Oh, So Many Memories.

214
00:10:46,141 --> 00:10:47,669
"M" Is...

215
00:10:47,669 --> 00:10:50,012
Is For The Mortgage.

216
00:10:51,671 --> 00:10:53,982
Thank You, Dad.
Thank You, Mom.

217
00:10:53,982 --> 00:10:55,484
We Haven't Forgotten.

218
00:10:55,484 --> 00:10:57,052
"E" Is For...

219
00:10:57,052 --> 00:10:58,620
The Exterminator.

220
00:10:59,665 --> 00:11:00,989
No, No, No, No.

221
00:11:00,989 --> 00:11:02,524
That I'm Paying For.

222
00:11:02,524 --> 00:11:03,673
"E" Is For Evaporation.

223
00:11:03,673 --> 00:11:05,360
My Drink's Drying Up.

224
00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:07,162
All:
Hear! Hear!

225
00:11:07,162 --> 00:11:09,565
I'd Like To Make Another Toast.

226
00:11:09,565 --> 00:11:11,500
We Never Did Get A Chance

227
00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:14,666
To Properly Welcome Dabnis
Into Our Family

228
00:11:14,666 --> 00:11:17,473
And This May Be
The Appropriate Time.

229
00:11:17,473 --> 00:11:19,667
Uh, Dad...

230
00:11:19,667 --> 00:11:21,210
No, That's Right.

231
00:11:21,210 --> 00:11:25,147
That Was Actually My "E"
Before I Was Cut Off.

232
00:11:25,147 --> 00:11:27,015
"E" Is...

233
00:11:27,015 --> 00:11:29,585
Especially For
Dabnis And Vanessa

234
00:11:29,585 --> 00:11:32,621
Who Came All The Way
From Pennsylvania

235
00:11:32,621 --> 00:11:34,256
To Warm Our Home

236
00:11:34,256 --> 00:11:37,259
And One Day
We Will Toast Them

237
00:11:37,259 --> 00:11:39,127
In Their Own Home.

238
00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:42,498
To Another
Brother-In-Law.

239
00:11:43,999 --> 00:11:46,969
Vanessa, Could We
Speak To You, Please?

240
00:11:46,969 --> 00:11:48,664
Sure.

241
00:11:51,671 --> 00:11:54,977
Dabnis, Is Everything
All Right?

242
00:11:54,977 --> 00:11:57,312
Oh, My, Yes.

243
00:11:57,312 --> 00:12:00,148
I Can't Think
Of A More Happy Occasion.

244
00:12:00,148 --> 00:12:02,217
A New Home, New Beginnings.

245
00:12:02,217 --> 00:12:05,671
Here's To Everybody
Finding Their Place In Life.

246
00:12:05,671 --> 00:12:06,671
Hear! Hear!

247
00:12:06,671 --> 00:12:08,023
All:
Hear! Hear!

248
00:12:08,023 --> 00:12:09,668
Welcome To The Family.

249
00:12:21,926 --> 00:12:25,072
All Right, Vanessa,
What Happened, Really?

250
00:12:25,072 --> 00:12:28,312
Dabnis And I Have Been
Out Of Sync For Some Time Now.

251
00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:31,148
Every Time I Talk To Him
About The Wedding

252
00:12:31,148 --> 00:12:33,150
We Get More Out Of Sync.

253
00:12:33,150 --> 00:12:36,153
So One Night We Were
Taking A Walk Around Campus

254
00:12:36,153 --> 00:12:40,124
And We Stopped At The Quad Lawn
Where He First Saw Me--

255
00:12:40,124 --> 00:12:41,822
You Know, That Begonia Bed

256
00:12:41,822 --> 00:12:44,128
He Was Riding Around
With His Mower?

257
00:12:44,128 --> 00:12:47,331
That Night, To My Surprise,
There Just Weren't Any Begonias.

258
00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:49,822
Well, Sweetheart, It's Winter.

259
00:12:51,469 --> 00:12:52,826
Yes.

260
00:12:52,826 --> 00:12:55,139
Mother, I Know That It's Winter

261
00:12:55,139 --> 00:12:57,475
But There Wasn't Even Any Dirt.

262
00:12:57,475 --> 00:13:00,826
Dabnis Had Cemented Over
The Entire Begonia Bed.

263
00:13:00,826 --> 00:13:02,146
Cement?

264
00:13:02,146 --> 00:13:03,147
Ce-Ment.

265
00:13:03,147 --> 00:13:04,181
Now, He Said

266
00:13:04,181 --> 00:13:06,484
It Was
A Drainage Problem

267
00:13:06,484 --> 00:13:08,822
And I'm Sure
That It Probably Was

268
00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:11,822
But I Saw That Slab Of Cement
As A Symbol

269
00:13:11,822 --> 00:13:16,227
And It Made Me Take A Long,
Hard Look At Our Relationship.

270
00:13:16,227 --> 00:13:19,828
Yeah, Cement Will
Do That To You.

271
00:13:19,828 --> 00:13:22,822
And You Know What I Saw
In That Cement?

272
00:13:22,822 --> 00:13:25,669
Dabnis Really, Really
Wants To Get Married.

273
00:13:25,669 --> 00:13:27,404
And You
Know What?

274
00:13:27,404 --> 00:13:29,306
I'm Just Not Ready.

275
00:13:29,306 --> 00:13:31,242
You're Very Wise.

276
00:13:31,242 --> 00:13:32,676
Thank You.

277
00:13:35,179 --> 00:13:37,381
I Hope You Understand.

278
00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:38,716
The Important
Thing Is

279
00:13:38,716 --> 00:13:42,822
That You And Dabnis Have
Reached An Understanding.

280
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,831
A Complete
And <I>Final</I> Understanding.

281
00:13:44,831 --> 00:13:46,822
Oh, Definitely.

282
00:13:46,822 --> 00:13:49,126
I've Given Dabnis Back His Ring

283
00:13:49,126 --> 00:13:54,532
And He's Slowly But Surely
Putting His Life Back Together.

284
00:13:54,532 --> 00:13:56,133
Vanessa...

285
00:13:56,133 --> 00:13:59,136
We'll Always Be Here For You.

286
00:13:59,136 --> 00:14:01,138
Thank You, Mom...

287
00:14:01,138 --> 00:14:02,822
Dad.

288
00:14:02,822 --> 00:14:04,475
Yes.

289
00:14:04,475 --> 00:14:06,827
You Going To Be All Right?

290
00:14:06,827 --> 00:14:08,145
I'll Be Fine.

291
00:14:08,145 --> 00:14:10,481
You Can
Get On With Your Life?

292
00:14:10,481 --> 00:14:11,482
Yes.

293
00:14:11,482 --> 00:14:12,716
You'll Be Fine?

294
00:14:12,716 --> 00:14:13,822
I'll Be Fine.

295
00:14:13,822 --> 00:14:14,831
Will <I>You</I> Be Fine?

296
00:14:14,831 --> 00:14:17,154
Oh, I'm Going...

297
00:14:17,154 --> 00:14:19,423
I'm Going To Be Wonderful.

298
00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:20,457
All Right.

299
00:14:20,457 --> 00:14:21,625
Go Ahead.

300
00:14:21,625 --> 00:14:23,827
I Think I Owe The Family
An Explanation.

301
00:14:23,827 --> 00:14:25,129
Yes. Yes.

302
00:14:25,129 --> 00:14:26,130
All Right.

303
00:14:26,130 --> 00:14:27,298
Thanks, Dad.

304
00:14:27,298 --> 00:14:29,266
Oh, You're Welcome.

305
00:14:29,266 --> 00:14:34,138
I'm Going To Put Her Out
And Bring Dabnis In Here.

306
00:14:34,138 --> 00:14:37,822
You See, He Makes More Sense
Than She Does.

307
00:14:37,822 --> 00:14:40,311
She's Worried
About A Begonia Bed.

308
00:14:40,311 --> 00:14:45,822
So We Will Take Up The Cement
And Give Her All The Begonias

309
00:14:45,822 --> 00:14:47,822
But I Want Dabnis With Me.

310
00:14:47,822 --> 00:14:49,153
I'm Not Sick.

311
00:14:49,153 --> 00:14:50,487
I Know...

312
00:14:50,487 --> 00:14:55,459
But Whatever Happened
To The Dark Side Of Life?

313
00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:57,127
Repeat.

314
00:14:57,127 --> 00:14:59,822
(<I>Emphatically:)</I>
I Know The Dark Side.

315
00:14:59,822 --> 00:15:02,822
You Think I Don't Know The D..?

316
00:15:02,822 --> 00:15:07,137
I Know That Love Can Be
A Flue Ride Through Space

317
00:15:07,137 --> 00:15:10,822
Spiraling Down To Death,
Destruction, And Old Age.

318
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:12,142
I Know The Dark Side

319
00:15:12,142 --> 00:15:15,479
But As Long
As Dabnis Is By My Side

320
00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:17,481
I Can Face The Dark Side...

321
00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:19,149
Until...

322
00:15:24,822 --> 00:15:26,457
The Rake.

323
00:15:26,457 --> 00:15:27,822
The Hoe. Edger.

324
00:15:27,822 --> 00:15:29,460
My Shovel!

325
00:15:29,460 --> 00:15:31,295
(<I>Knocking)</I>

326
00:15:31,295 --> 00:15:32,630
Huh? Come In.

327
00:15:32,630 --> 00:15:35,499
Bringing You Down Some Dinner,
Dr. Huxtable.

328
00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:37,822
Oh, Thank You. Thank You.

329
00:15:37,822 --> 00:15:39,470
Just Doing
A Little Inventory.

330
00:15:39,470 --> 00:15:40,822
Thank You.

331
00:15:40,822 --> 00:15:43,822
If You Want To Be Alone,
I'd Understand.

332
00:15:43,822 --> 00:15:45,476
No, No, No... It's Okay.

333
00:15:45,476 --> 00:15:47,822
Pull The Chair Up, Man.

334
00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:49,146
Thank You.

335
00:15:49,146 --> 00:15:50,822
Pull The Chair Up, Dabnis.

336
00:15:50,822 --> 00:15:52,822
Come On, Come On, Come On.

337
00:15:52,822 --> 00:15:53,831
Well, Well, Well, Well

338
00:15:53,831 --> 00:15:55,822
Well, Well, Well...

339
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,488
So...

340
00:15:57,488 --> 00:15:58,689
That's It?

341
00:15:58,689 --> 00:16:00,324
Yeah.

342
00:16:00,324 --> 00:16:02,822
You Know, I, Um...

343
00:16:10,301 --> 00:16:11,822
I Know The Beginning...

344
00:16:11,822 --> 00:16:13,822
You Know?

345
00:16:13,822 --> 00:16:15,472
The Begonia Bed...

346
00:16:15,472 --> 00:16:17,141
You Know?

347
00:16:17,141 --> 00:16:19,310
I Know The End...

348
00:16:19,310 --> 00:16:20,611
The Cement Block.

349
00:16:21,823 --> 00:16:24,148
But Fill Me In On The Middle.

350
00:16:24,148 --> 00:16:25,825
I Mean, What... What Happened?

351
00:16:25,825 --> 00:16:27,822
Well, Sir...

352
00:16:27,822 --> 00:16:29,486
Your Daughter...

353
00:16:29,486 --> 00:16:30,822
Yeah.

354
00:16:30,822 --> 00:16:32,122
Vanessa...

355
00:16:32,122 --> 00:16:34,191
Oh, Yes.

356
00:16:34,191 --> 00:16:36,226
Vanessa's A Good Person, Sir.

357
00:16:36,226 --> 00:16:38,495
She's Got
A Captivating Beauty

358
00:16:38,495 --> 00:16:40,464
A Driven Intelligence

359
00:16:40,464 --> 00:16:41,822
A Healthy Curiosity

360
00:16:41,822 --> 00:16:44,435
And A Wonderful Vocabulary.

361
00:16:45,822 --> 00:16:48,339
You're Not Vanessa's
Campaign Manager.

362
00:16:50,207 --> 00:16:51,475
Tell Me.

363
00:16:51,475 --> 00:16:52,822
What..?

364
00:16:52,822 --> 00:16:53,828
What Happened?

365
00:16:53,828 --> 00:16:55,827
Well, Sir... Dr. Huxtable...

366
00:16:55,827 --> 00:16:57,314
Your Daughter, Vanessa...

367
00:16:57,314 --> 00:16:58,822
There You Go.

368
00:16:58,822 --> 00:17:00,830
Vanessa Is... Tall...

369
00:17:02,823 --> 00:17:04,321
She's Well-Received

370
00:17:04,321 --> 00:17:06,822
She's Immaculately Groomed...

371
00:17:06,822 --> 00:17:09,827
And She's Got
A Tremendous Vocabulary.

372
00:17:09,827 --> 00:17:11,295
Dabnis?

373
00:17:11,295 --> 00:17:12,629
Yes, Sir?

374
00:17:12,629 --> 00:17:13,827
Okay.

375
00:17:13,827 --> 00:17:16,467
You're Flying
An Airplane...

376
00:17:16,467 --> 00:17:18,135
Yes, Sir.

377
00:17:18,135 --> 00:17:20,471
You've Made
Two Approaches...

378
00:17:20,471 --> 00:17:22,139
Uh-Huh.

379
00:17:22,139 --> 00:17:23,831
And You Keep Pulling Up.

380
00:17:23,831 --> 00:17:26,643
I Want You
To Land This Plane Now.

381
00:17:26,643 --> 00:17:27,826
Bring It On In.

382
00:17:27,826 --> 00:17:30,314
Okay.

383
00:17:30,314 --> 00:17:31,822
Vanessa Is...

384
00:17:31,822 --> 00:17:34,184
Vanessa Is Everything
I Thought I Wanted.

385
00:17:34,184 --> 00:17:36,827
I'm Running Out Of Fuel, Dabnis.

386
00:17:36,827 --> 00:17:39,423
Vanessa Is Annoying!

387
00:17:39,423 --> 00:17:41,592
Are You Happy?!

388
00:17:45,295 --> 00:17:47,822
No, I'm Not Happy.

389
00:17:47,822 --> 00:17:51,468
I'm Not Happy
That My Daughter Is Annoying.

390
00:17:51,468 --> 00:17:53,337
Nobody's Happy With That.

391
00:17:53,337 --> 00:17:55,472
See... Dr. Huxtable

392
00:17:55,472 --> 00:17:58,475
Vanessa Just Makes Everything
So Complicated.

393
00:17:58,475 --> 00:18:01,245
Take For Instance
Our Relationship.

394
00:18:01,245 --> 00:18:04,148
Instead Of Just Saying
What's On Her Mind

395
00:18:04,148 --> 00:18:07,151
She Goes All The Way
Around Robin Hood's Barn

396
00:18:07,151 --> 00:18:08,552
And Analyzes Everything.

397
00:18:08,552 --> 00:18:10,554
She Compared Us To A Forest.

398
00:18:10,554 --> 00:18:11,826
Then We Were Sailboats.

399
00:18:11,826 --> 00:18:15,824
You Were Here For The Emotional
Map To The Salad Bar.

400
00:18:15,824 --> 00:18:18,495
I Was Here For The Salad Bar.

401
00:18:18,495 --> 00:18:19,822
One Thing Was Clear...

402
00:18:19,822 --> 00:18:21,465
I Realized Three Months Ago

403
00:18:21,465 --> 00:18:24,301
This Girl Did Not
Want To Get Married.

404
00:18:24,301 --> 00:18:27,471
But She Couldn't Admit That
The Engagement Was A Mistake

405
00:18:27,471 --> 00:18:29,473
So I Made It Easy For Her.

406
00:18:29,473 --> 00:18:33,822
I Pushed Her To Set A Date
Till She Couldn't Stand It

407
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:35,479
And Broke Up With Me.

408
00:18:35,479 --> 00:18:36,822
It Didn't Register

409
00:18:36,822 --> 00:18:39,822
While She Was Running You
All Over The Place

410
00:18:39,822 --> 00:18:43,220
That Something Was Wrong,
And Maybe <I>You</I> Should Push Her?

411
00:18:43,220 --> 00:18:43,831
Well...

412
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:44,824
Hmm?

413
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,822
I Thought We'd Work It Out.

414
00:18:46,822 --> 00:18:49,293
So You're A Little Funny
Yourself.

415
00:18:52,162 --> 00:18:53,822
Obviously, Uh...

416
00:18:53,822 --> 00:18:55,822
You Know...

417
00:18:55,822 --> 00:18:59,136
You're Going To Be Missed
Around Here.

418
00:18:59,136 --> 00:19:00,704
I, Uh...

419
00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:05,827
Got A Lot Of Things
Around Here That, Uh...

420
00:19:05,827 --> 00:19:08,479
I'm Going To Fix,
And 'Cause I Can...

421
00:19:08,479 --> 00:19:10,547
I'm Going To Do It Myself.

422
00:19:10,547 --> 00:19:12,825
Yes, You Can Fix Them.

423
00:19:12,825 --> 00:19:17,488
But Sure Would Have Been Nice
If You Could Have Been Here

424
00:19:17,488 --> 00:19:18,822
But, You Know

425
00:19:18,822 --> 00:19:21,458
Now That You've Broken Up,
It, Uh...

426
00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:23,826
Just Wouldn't Be The Same,
Would It?

427
00:19:23,826 --> 00:19:25,822
Maybe I Could Come Sometime

428
00:19:25,822 --> 00:19:28,532
And Help You Fix
Some Of This Stuff.

429
00:19:28,532 --> 00:19:31,502
You Could, Couldn't You?

430
00:19:31,502 --> 00:19:32,822
But You're Right.

431
00:19:32,822 --> 00:19:34,404
It Wouldn't Be The Same.

432
00:19:34,404 --> 00:19:36,273
Yeah.

433
00:19:36,273 --> 00:19:39,243
It Wouldn't Be The Same.

434
00:19:42,546 --> 00:19:46,677
Elvin, From What You Say,
Your Furnace Problem

435
00:19:46,677 --> 00:19:50,448
Could Simply Be
That Your Nozzle Is Blocked.

436
00:19:51,216 --> 00:19:53,185
You Think So?

437
00:19:53,185 --> 00:19:54,353
Got To Be, Man.

438
00:19:54,353 --> 00:19:56,622
To Fix It
Takes About An Hour.

439
00:19:56,622 --> 00:19:58,726
You Just
Prime Your Pump

440
00:19:58,726 --> 00:20:01,717
Clean Your Nozzle
And Your Electrodes

441
00:20:01,717 --> 00:20:04,430
Scrape Your Filter,
And Start It Up.

442
00:20:04,430 --> 00:20:05,717
Um... Excuse Me.

443
00:20:05,717 --> 00:20:07,166
Yes, Sir?

444
00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:10,717
Are You Saying That This Sounds
Like About An Hour's Work

445
00:20:10,717 --> 00:20:12,371
And If That Was Done

446
00:20:12,371 --> 00:20:15,374
Then He Could
Be Back In A Heated Home

447
00:20:15,374 --> 00:20:16,720
In About An Hour?

448
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,077
Yes, Sir.

449
00:20:18,077 --> 00:20:20,045
Elvin, What Did You Do

450
00:20:20,045 --> 00:20:22,381
With Those Stickers
That I Gave You?

451
00:20:22,381 --> 00:20:23,717
Right Here, Dad.

452
00:20:23,717 --> 00:20:25,717
Okay, Give Me These Stickers.

453
00:20:25,717 --> 00:20:28,353
Sondra, You Have The Keys
To Your House?

454
00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:29,354
Sure.

455
00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:31,023
That Will
Be Just Fine.

456
00:20:31,023 --> 00:20:33,025
Give Me The Keys,
Thank You.

457
00:20:33,025 --> 00:20:34,359
Um, Dad?

458
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:35,722
Russell:
Yes?

459
00:20:35,722 --> 00:20:39,717
I Want You To Do Me A Favor,
And Give Me About 45 Minutes

460
00:20:39,717 --> 00:20:44,369
And Then Everything That You See
With A Sticker Like This On It

461
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:46,371
You Put It In The Car

462
00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:48,717
And Send It On Out
To New Jersey.

463
00:20:48,717 --> 00:20:50,042
We're Fixing The House.

464
00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:51,543
No, Wait,
I Got To Go...

465
00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:53,717
No, You Stay Here.

466
00:20:53,717 --> 00:20:56,381
You Don't Know
How To Fix Anything.

467
00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:57,549
You Stay Here!

468
00:20:57,549 --> 00:20:59,351
I'm Going With My Man,
Dabnis.

469
00:20:59,351 --> 00:21:00,519
See You,
Everybody.

470
00:21:00,519 --> 00:21:01,719
All Right? Now...

471
00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:04,189
Everybody, Show Slides.

472
00:21:04,189 --> 00:21:05,717
Turn The Lights Out.

473
00:21:05,717 --> 00:21:09,561
That Way, They'll Really
Be Ready To Come Home.