1 00:01:02,131 --> 00:01:04,034 Okay Andre, If That's The Way You Feel, Fine. 2 00:01:04,034 --> 00:01:05,555 If You Can Handle It All Without Me 3 00:01:05,555 --> 00:01:08,550 I'll Be In The Living Room, On The Couch 4 00:01:08,550 --> 00:01:11,555 Reading The Homeowner's Manual, If You Need Me. 5 00:01:11,555 --> 00:01:15,340 (Loud Hammering) 6 00:01:15,340 --> 00:01:17,409 Why Must You Bother Andre? 7 00:01:17,409 --> 00:01:20,278 I Am Not Bothering Andre, Dear. 8 00:01:20,278 --> 00:01:22,247 The Man Does A Terrific Job 9 00:01:22,247 --> 00:01:24,555 But No Man Is An Island. 10 00:01:24,555 --> 00:01:29,488 (Doorbell Ringing Off-Key) 11 00:01:32,558 --> 00:01:37,362 See-- That Doorbell Was One Of Your Jobs. 12 00:01:39,998 --> 00:01:42,555 Hi, Charmaine, Lance. Good Afternoon. 13 00:01:42,555 --> 00:01:43,555 Mrs. Huxtable. 14 00:01:43,555 --> 00:01:45,036 Dr. Huxtable, I Presume. 15 00:01:45,036 --> 00:01:46,204 Well, The Inseparables. 16 00:01:46,204 --> 00:01:47,506 Have A Sit-Down. 17 00:01:47,506 --> 00:01:48,874 Pam, Company. 18 00:01:48,874 --> 00:01:50,559 Thank You-- In A Minute. 19 00:01:50,559 --> 00:01:52,555 We Don't Mean To Disturb You. 20 00:01:52,555 --> 00:01:54,550 We Can Go Into The Kitchen 21 00:01:54,550 --> 00:01:56,550 Though That Room Is In Disarray. 22 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:58,216 You Might Not Want To Show Us 23 00:01:58,216 --> 00:02:00,152 The Seamy Side Of Your Life. 24 00:02:01,953 --> 00:02:03,550 That's Very Considerate. 25 00:02:03,550 --> 00:02:05,056 What's Up With You? 26 00:02:05,056 --> 00:02:07,551 Our Counselor Has Been Helping Us 27 00:02:07,551 --> 00:02:08,927 Apply To College. 28 00:02:08,927 --> 00:02:10,128 College, Huh? 29 00:02:10,128 --> 00:02:11,863 That's Right, Dr. Huxtable. 30 00:02:11,863 --> 00:02:13,865 Though I'm A Bit Distraught 31 00:02:13,865 --> 00:02:16,550 Over The Pursuit Of My Educational Goals. 32 00:02:18,503 --> 00:02:19,550 Don't Worry. 33 00:02:19,550 --> 00:02:22,440 You're Going To College. 34 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:24,550 I'm Committed To Attaining A Degree 35 00:02:24,550 --> 00:02:26,556 And Bringing It Back To My Community. 36 00:02:26,556 --> 00:02:29,447 More People Should Be Like You. 37 00:02:29,447 --> 00:02:31,556 Thank You. I'll Tell Them. 38 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:35,551 Why Are You Concerned? 39 00:02:35,551 --> 00:02:38,223 I Don't Want To Pay The Application Fee. 40 00:02:38,223 --> 00:02:41,993 Oh, Well, You Don't Want To Pay The Application Fee. 41 00:02:41,993 --> 00:02:45,997 Some Of These Places Charge Up To $50 A Pop. 42 00:02:45,997 --> 00:02:49,501 Hey, I Know, I've Been Popped Four Times. 43 00:02:49,501 --> 00:02:52,003 Look At This Slick Number 44 00:02:52,003 --> 00:02:53,550 From Cason College. 45 00:02:53,550 --> 00:02:57,555 It Looks Like They're Trying To Sell Me A New Car. 46 00:02:57,555 --> 00:03:00,378 What Is A Bikini-Clad Woman 47 00:03:00,378 --> 00:03:02,556 Doing In Front Of The Physics Lab? 48 00:03:02,556 --> 00:03:05,551 With All Due Respect, Isn't That A Scam? 49 00:03:05,551 --> 00:03:07,018 Despite This Display 50 00:03:07,018 --> 00:03:09,551 This Is Still A Very Good School. 51 00:03:09,551 --> 00:03:12,858 Yes, And That Is Still A Very Good Scam. 52 00:03:12,858 --> 00:03:15,126 I Ain't Paying $50 For That. 53 00:03:15,126 --> 00:03:17,128 How Are You Going To Apply? 54 00:03:17,128 --> 00:03:18,964 Post-Date All My Checks. 55 00:03:20,558 --> 00:03:23,550 If They Reject Me, I Just Call The Bank. 56 00:03:23,550 --> 00:03:24,556 Lance's Applications 57 00:03:24,556 --> 00:03:26,071 Will Be Error-Free. 58 00:03:26,071 --> 00:03:28,206 We Are Going To The Same College 59 00:03:28,206 --> 00:03:31,376 Where His Behavior Will Reflect On Me Personally 60 00:03:31,376 --> 00:03:34,557 And I Will Not Have Bounced Checks On My Transcript. 61 00:03:37,282 --> 00:03:39,284 Pam: Charmaine, Come On Up. 62 00:03:39,284 --> 00:03:40,556 Excuse Me. 63 00:03:40,556 --> 00:03:41,953 See You Later, Baby. 64 00:03:41,953 --> 00:03:44,919 Don't Use Outside Words Inside. 65 00:03:50,619 --> 00:03:52,998 (Knocking"Shave And A Haircut") 66 00:03:52,998 --> 00:03:53,344 Wait A Minute. 67 00:03:53,344 --> 00:03:54,679 Just A Second. 68 00:03:57,863 --> 00:03:59,864 Okay. Come In. 69 00:04:00,868 --> 00:04:01,869 Hey. 70 00:04:01,869 --> 00:04:03,454 Don't Get Too Excited. 71 00:04:03,454 --> 00:04:06,487 I've Almost Finished Your New Knock-Out Dress. 72 00:04:06,487 --> 00:04:07,655 Let Me See... 73 00:04:07,655 --> 00:04:09,192 When It's Finished. 74 00:04:09,192 --> 00:04:11,629 I Don't Want Any Buyer's Remorse. 75 00:04:11,629 --> 00:04:13,296 You're My Best Friend. 76 00:04:13,296 --> 00:04:15,170 And Not Just Because 77 00:04:15,170 --> 00:04:16,122 You're Making Me Look Good. 78 00:04:16,122 --> 00:04:18,354 But I Am. 79 00:04:18,354 --> 00:04:20,352 And Speaking Of Looking Good 80 00:04:20,352 --> 00:04:23,696 I Was Down At Our Guidance Counselor's Office. 81 00:04:23,696 --> 00:04:24,359 Mister... 82 00:04:24,359 --> 00:04:25,359 (Panting) 83 00:04:25,359 --> 00:04:26,358 ...Bostic? 84 00:04:27,967 --> 00:04:30,870 What Were You Doing-- Planning Your Honeymoon? 85 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:32,705 We Were Talking About My Future 86 00:04:32,705 --> 00:04:34,907 And You Should Talk About Yours. 87 00:04:34,907 --> 00:04:36,352 Just Mine? 88 00:04:36,352 --> 00:04:38,845 Or His And Mine. 89 00:04:38,845 --> 00:04:39,979 Get Serious Now. 90 00:04:39,979 --> 00:04:42,356 Are You Planning On Going To College? 91 00:04:42,356 --> 00:04:44,352 I'm Going. 92 00:04:44,352 --> 00:04:49,361 Unless, Of Course, Mr. (Panting) Bostic Proposes. 93 00:04:49,361 --> 00:04:52,158 Come On, Pam, This Is Your Future. 94 00:04:52,158 --> 00:04:55,194 You Need Mr. Bostic's Guidance And Advice. 95 00:04:55,194 --> 00:04:57,357 And If I Were You 96 00:04:57,357 --> 00:04:59,359 I'd Wear My New Bowling Shirt. 97 00:04:59,359 --> 00:05:02,001 It's Been Said He's In A League. 98 00:05:02,001 --> 00:05:03,357 All Right. 99 00:05:04,357 --> 00:05:05,838 Don't Do It. 100 00:05:11,671 --> 00:05:14,097 Well, I'm Just Going In To See My Counselor. 101 00:05:14,097 --> 00:05:15,052 All I Have To Do 102 00:05:15,052 --> 00:05:16,787 Is Tell Him The Colleges I Want. 103 00:05:16,787 --> 00:05:19,233 Are You Still Applying To Those Schools? 104 00:05:19,233 --> 00:05:21,230 Hm-Mmm, Same Ones You're Going To. 105 00:05:21,230 --> 00:05:23,060 Penn, Hillman, And Bowling Green? 106 00:05:23,060 --> 00:05:24,594 Those Are The Ones. 107 00:05:24,594 --> 00:05:28,632 Those Are Very Hard Schools To Get Into. 108 00:05:28,632 --> 00:05:31,635 We Always Said We'd Go Through Life Together. 109 00:05:31,635 --> 00:05:33,737 Mr. Bostic Is A Good Counselor. 110 00:05:33,737 --> 00:05:35,872 Maybe He Knows Something I Don't. 111 00:05:35,872 --> 00:05:36,873 And, Pam... 112 00:05:37,874 --> 00:05:40,077 You Got A Little Lipstick. 113 00:05:42,079 --> 00:05:45,228 Miss Tucker, Come On In. 114 00:05:49,225 --> 00:05:50,230 Go Get Him, Girl. 115 00:05:50,230 --> 00:05:52,230 I'll Be Here When You Get Out. 116 00:05:52,230 --> 00:05:54,725 Yes... Okay. 117 00:06:04,234 --> 00:06:07,234 Hi, Mr.... Uh... Bostic. 118 00:06:09,229 --> 00:06:10,941 What Can I Do For You? 119 00:06:10,941 --> 00:06:12,709 Oh, I'm Ready. 120 00:06:12,709 --> 00:06:17,232 I Mean, For College. 121 00:06:17,232 --> 00:06:18,915 You're Interested In College. 122 00:06:18,915 --> 00:06:19,916 I Didn't Know. 123 00:06:19,916 --> 00:06:21,885 I've Been Keeping It Under Wraps 124 00:06:21,885 --> 00:06:24,187 But Now It's Time For The Big Push. 125 00:06:24,187 --> 00:06:25,589 Oh, I See. 126 00:06:25,589 --> 00:06:27,557 I'll Be Attending College 127 00:06:27,557 --> 00:06:30,227 At Penn, Hillman, Or Bowling Green. 128 00:06:30,227 --> 00:06:31,862 Now, Pam, Come On. 129 00:06:31,862 --> 00:06:34,225 Why Did You Really Want To See Me? 130 00:06:34,225 --> 00:06:35,233 I'm Serious. 131 00:06:35,233 --> 00:06:37,230 I Want To Go To Those Schools. 132 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:41,225 Pam, The Grade Point Average At Those Schools Is 3.7. 133 00:06:41,225 --> 00:06:45,008 Your Grade Average Is 1.9. 134 00:06:46,230 --> 00:06:48,044 It's My Understanding 135 00:06:48,044 --> 00:06:50,580 These Colleges Look At A Bit More 136 00:06:50,580 --> 00:06:51,948 Than Your Grades. 137 00:06:51,948 --> 00:06:53,232 Well, Now, That's True. 138 00:06:53,232 --> 00:06:55,585 They Also Look At S.A.T. Scores. 139 00:06:55,585 --> 00:06:56,920 Yes, S.A.T. Scores. 140 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:59,022 Now, Standardized Tests-- That's Me. 141 00:06:59,022 --> 00:07:03,827 Pam, You Got A 750 Out Of 1600 When You Took Them Last Spring. 142 00:07:07,334 --> 00:07:09,376 Listen, Pam 143 00:07:09,376 --> 00:07:12,918 When Are We Going To Start Looking At This Realistically? 144 00:07:12,918 --> 00:07:14,553 Mr. Bostic 145 00:07:14,553 --> 00:07:16,594 I Assumed You Were On My Side. 146 00:07:16,594 --> 00:07:20,160 It's Also My Understanding 147 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:24,353 These Colleges Make Exceptions For Students Who Have Potential 148 00:07:24,353 --> 00:07:26,559 Especially Those Who Come From A Disadvantaged Neighborhood. 149 00:07:26,559 --> 00:07:29,030 I Know All About Your Neighborhood. 150 00:07:29,030 --> 00:07:33,265 I'm A Product Of That Reality, And That's What Held Me Back. 151 00:07:33,265 --> 00:07:35,321 Right Now There Are 14 Students 152 00:07:35,321 --> 00:07:37,324 From Your Neighborhood In College. 153 00:07:37,324 --> 00:07:38,329 Fourteen. 154 00:07:38,329 --> 00:07:40,321 Not One Of Them Got There 155 00:07:40,321 --> 00:07:41,820 On Their Personality. 156 00:07:41,820 --> 00:07:43,376 Single-Parent Families? 157 00:07:43,376 --> 00:07:44,097 Some. 158 00:07:44,097 --> 00:07:45,024 Working Mothers? 159 00:07:45,024 --> 00:07:46,140 Every One. 160 00:07:46,140 --> 00:07:48,159 You Have All The Answers 161 00:07:48,159 --> 00:07:49,393 Don't You? 162 00:07:49,393 --> 00:07:52,705 Look, Pam, I'm Not Trying To Discourage You. 163 00:07:52,705 --> 00:07:55,099 I Mean, You Really Have Grown. 164 00:07:55,099 --> 00:07:57,335 Now That's What I'm Trying To Tell You. 165 00:07:57,335 --> 00:07:58,705 My Grades Have Gone Up. 166 00:07:58,705 --> 00:08:00,638 There's Even An "A" In There. 167 00:08:00,638 --> 00:08:01,639 I Know. 168 00:08:01,639 --> 00:08:02,700 And Some B's. 169 00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:05,443 Look At Those Hard-Working B's. 170 00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:08,179 It Takes More Than One Semester Of Work 171 00:08:08,179 --> 00:08:09,613 To Get Into College. 172 00:08:09,613 --> 00:08:11,449 But I Want To Go. 173 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:15,700 My Suggestion Is That You Apply At One Of The Local Colleges. 174 00:08:15,700 --> 00:08:19,390 No, I Want To Go Away To College With Charmaine. 175 00:08:19,390 --> 00:08:22,193 Charmaine Worked Hard, And She's Qualified. 176 00:08:22,193 --> 00:08:23,705 Now, If You Do The Same 177 00:08:23,705 --> 00:08:25,703 You Can Apply At Those Schools 178 00:08:25,703 --> 00:08:27,198 In A Couple Of Years. 179 00:08:27,198 --> 00:08:30,468 Is That Your Final Offer? 180 00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:32,705 Pam, This Is Not An Offer. 181 00:08:32,705 --> 00:08:34,505 Look, I'm Not Saying 182 00:08:34,505 --> 00:08:37,705 You're Not Eligible For Those Schools. 183 00:08:37,705 --> 00:08:41,700 But The Probability Of Acceptance Is Remote. 184 00:08:41,700 --> 00:08:43,514 One In 10,000, Maybe. 185 00:08:43,514 --> 00:08:45,349 Oh, One In 10,000, Maybe. 186 00:08:45,349 --> 00:08:47,351 Okay, Just So I Know My Odds. 187 00:08:47,351 --> 00:08:50,700 Well, Thank You, Mr. Bostic. 188 00:08:50,700 --> 00:08:53,257 Listen, If I Can Help You Any Other Way, I'm Here. 189 00:08:53,257 --> 00:08:55,259 Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, I Know. 190 00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:59,029 Hey, How Did It Go? 191 00:08:59,029 --> 00:09:00,531 Fine. 192 00:09:02,133 --> 00:09:05,336 Did You Know Mr. Bostic Is One Of The Ugliest Men 193 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:06,708 I've Ever Seen In My Life? 194 00:09:06,708 --> 00:09:09,006 What? 195 00:09:09,006 --> 00:09:12,176 Did You Notice The Hair Growing Out Of His Ears 196 00:09:12,176 --> 00:09:15,700 And The Mole On His Neck That Moves When He Talks? 197 00:09:15,700 --> 00:09:17,014 Not Our Mr. Bostic. 198 00:09:17,014 --> 00:09:19,183 I'm Surprised You Didn't Notice 199 00:09:19,183 --> 00:09:20,706 As Studious As You Are. 200 00:09:20,706 --> 00:09:23,053 What About Going To A University? 201 00:09:23,053 --> 00:09:24,705 Oh, He Said I Was Eligible. 202 00:09:24,705 --> 00:09:28,359 One Of The Last Things He Said Was I'm Eligible. 203 00:09:28,359 --> 00:09:29,360 Really? 204 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:31,028 Yeah, So Let's Fill Out 205 00:09:31,028 --> 00:09:32,707 These College Applications. 206 00:09:32,707 --> 00:09:34,703 Come On. Don't Hold Me Back. 207 00:09:45,970 --> 00:09:47,444 All Right, See You Later, Andre. 208 00:09:47,444 --> 00:09:48,958 Nice Job. 209 00:09:53,166 --> 00:09:55,401 Now... 210 00:09:55,401 --> 00:09:57,403 We Will See. 211 00:09:57,403 --> 00:09:59,539 Uh-Huh... 212 00:09:59,539 --> 00:10:01,574 All Right, Andre. 213 00:10:01,574 --> 00:10:03,576 Mm-Hmm. 214 00:10:03,576 --> 00:10:07,247 Nice Work, Nice... 215 00:10:07,247 --> 00:10:09,516 Whoa. 216 00:10:09,516 --> 00:10:11,184 I... 217 00:10:24,297 --> 00:10:26,739 Hammer Time. 218 00:10:46,553 --> 00:10:47,554 Hey. 219 00:10:47,554 --> 00:10:48,621 Ooh! 220 00:10:49,556 --> 00:10:52,258 I'm Sorry. I'm Sorry. 221 00:10:52,258 --> 00:10:53,593 Did I Do That? 222 00:10:53,593 --> 00:10:56,462 Well, Dear, Look, Things Happen. 223 00:10:56,462 --> 00:10:59,599 Oh, Shoot. 224 00:10:59,599 --> 00:11:01,568 Don't Worry About It, Honey. 225 00:11:01,568 --> 00:11:03,745 This Will Be Just Between You And Me. 226 00:11:03,745 --> 00:11:05,471 No, No, No. 227 00:11:05,471 --> 00:11:07,340 Tell Everybody Pam Did It. 228 00:11:07,340 --> 00:11:09,275 Pam Does Everything Wrong. 229 00:11:09,275 --> 00:11:10,740 Pam, You Didn't Do It. 230 00:11:10,740 --> 00:11:12,078 I Did It. 231 00:11:12,078 --> 00:11:13,580 Don't Patronize Me. 232 00:11:13,580 --> 00:11:16,316 I Got To Fill Out These College Applications 233 00:11:16,316 --> 00:11:18,739 With No Help From My Guidance Counselor. 234 00:11:18,739 --> 00:11:20,620 You Mean Mister... 235 00:11:20,620 --> 00:11:22,622 (Panting) 236 00:11:22,622 --> 00:11:24,743 Yeah, That Geek. 237 00:11:24,743 --> 00:11:26,559 Geek? 238 00:11:26,559 --> 00:11:29,529 Now, Why Is He A Geek All Of A Sudden? 239 00:11:29,529 --> 00:11:32,599 I Don't Want To Go Into This Right Now. 240 00:11:32,599 --> 00:11:36,369 I've Got Penn, Hillman, And Bowling Green On My Back. 241 00:11:36,369 --> 00:11:39,138 University Of Pennsylvania? 242 00:11:39,138 --> 00:11:40,740 Okay. 243 00:11:40,740 --> 00:11:44,077 Are You Another One Who Says I'm Not Qualified For Anything? 244 00:11:44,077 --> 00:11:45,578 No, No, No, I'm... 245 00:11:45,578 --> 00:11:47,380 Listen, When You're Focused 246 00:11:47,380 --> 00:11:49,549 You Can Do Whatever You Want To Do. 247 00:11:49,549 --> 00:11:52,585 Yeah, I Can Go Into Demolitions Right Now. 248 00:11:52,585 --> 00:11:54,738 Pam, You Didn't Do This. 249 00:11:54,738 --> 00:11:56,743 You Didn't Do It, Okay? 250 00:11:56,743 --> 00:11:58,358 Okay. 251 00:11:58,358 --> 00:11:59,742 All Right. 252 00:11:59,742 --> 00:12:02,740 Got To Get Back To These College Applications. 253 00:12:02,740 --> 00:12:05,398 You People Tell Me, "Go To College." 254 00:12:05,398 --> 00:12:09,068 Now I Want To Go To College And You People Won't Let Me In. 255 00:12:09,068 --> 00:12:10,603 I Wish You People 256 00:12:10,603 --> 00:12:12,205 Would Make Up Your Mind. 257 00:12:12,205 --> 00:12:14,073 Mind Your Own Business. 258 00:12:20,046 --> 00:12:21,740 Ooooh! 259 00:12:23,738 --> 00:12:25,385 There's No "Ooh." 260 00:12:25,385 --> 00:12:27,320 See, You Come Down Here 261 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:30,490 And Right Away, The First Thing You Do Is "Ooh." 262 00:12:30,490 --> 00:12:32,742 You're As Bad As Mrs. Huxtable. 263 00:12:32,742 --> 00:12:35,428 This Is An Air Hole. 264 00:12:38,498 --> 00:12:40,743 Okay? It's An Air Hole. 265 00:12:44,303 --> 00:12:46,039 Come Here. Come Here. 266 00:12:46,039 --> 00:12:48,207 Now, Put Your Hand In There. 267 00:12:48,207 --> 00:12:50,043 Put Your Hand In There. 268 00:12:50,043 --> 00:12:51,738 What Do You Feel? 269 00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:52,819 What Do You Feel? 270 00:12:52,819 --> 00:12:54,433 Nothing. 271 00:12:54,433 --> 00:12:56,435 That's Right. Air. 272 00:13:02,014 --> 00:13:02,850 Put Your Hand Out. 273 00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:05,019 What Do You Feel? 274 00:13:05,019 --> 00:13:06,720 Air. 275 00:13:16,044 --> 00:13:17,539 Shoot. 276 00:13:17,539 --> 00:13:19,039 (Knocking) 277 00:13:19,039 --> 00:13:21,039 Come In. 278 00:13:21,039 --> 00:13:22,766 Hi, I'm Practicing For Show And Tell. 279 00:13:22,766 --> 00:13:24,042 Would You Like To Watch? 280 00:13:24,042 --> 00:13:26,371 Oh, Sorry, I'm Busy Right Now. 281 00:13:26,371 --> 00:13:30,371 Oh, But This Is My First Show And Tell In The Whole World. 282 00:13:30,371 --> 00:13:32,317 I Don't Want To Bomb. 283 00:13:32,317 --> 00:13:34,686 Okay, Okay, But Just A Little Bit. 284 00:13:34,686 --> 00:13:36,187 Okay. 285 00:13:36,187 --> 00:13:38,056 Places, Everyone, Places. 286 00:13:38,056 --> 00:13:39,724 Hello, Everyone. 287 00:13:39,724 --> 00:13:42,160 This Is A Real Genuine Oyster 288 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:45,263 Which Denise And My Dad Sent From Hong Kong. 289 00:13:45,263 --> 00:13:47,232 Say Hello, Mr. Oyster. 290 00:13:47,232 --> 00:13:48,900 (Nasal Voice:) Hello. 291 00:13:50,935 --> 00:13:54,172 Now, When Mr. Oyster Here Eats A Grain Of Sand 292 00:13:54,172 --> 00:13:57,108 It Sits In His Tummy And He Has Indigestion 293 00:13:57,108 --> 00:13:59,277 And Then He Makes A Pearl 294 00:13:59,277 --> 00:14:02,374 But If You Get A Lot Of Oysters With Indigestion 295 00:14:02,374 --> 00:14:04,816 You Can Make A Whole Necklace. 296 00:14:04,816 --> 00:14:06,371 Isn't That Wonderful? 297 00:14:06,371 --> 00:14:08,369 Mm-Hmm. 298 00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:10,088 (Sobbing) 299 00:14:10,088 --> 00:14:12,056 I'm Sorry. He Won't Die. 300 00:14:12,056 --> 00:14:14,692 It's Just A Tummy Ache. 301 00:14:14,692 --> 00:14:17,061 It's Not Mr. Oyster, Olivia. 302 00:14:17,061 --> 00:14:19,063 It's Ms. Pam. 303 00:14:19,063 --> 00:14:21,699 Do You Have A Tummy Ache Too? 304 00:14:21,699 --> 00:14:24,370 No, No, No, You Don't Understand. 305 00:14:24,370 --> 00:14:27,772 See, I Was Just Minding My Own Business 306 00:14:27,772 --> 00:14:30,369 For Three Years Of High School. 307 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:34,368 Now, Come Senior Year, My Best Friend Is Leaving Me. 308 00:14:35,370 --> 00:14:37,370 Oh... 309 00:14:37,370 --> 00:14:39,918 I'm Sorry. 310 00:14:39,918 --> 00:14:42,287 Me Too. I Didn't Know. 311 00:14:42,287 --> 00:14:45,190 I Didn't Know Either. 312 00:14:45,190 --> 00:14:47,258 And Now I Can't Make It Up. 313 00:14:47,258 --> 00:14:49,376 All Those Times I Could Have Studied. 314 00:14:49,376 --> 00:14:52,368 I Could Have Done Better In Those Classes. 315 00:14:52,368 --> 00:14:55,266 Now She's Going Away To Some Big University 316 00:14:55,266 --> 00:14:57,235 And Leaving Me All Alone. 317 00:14:57,235 --> 00:15:00,171 No, You Won't Be All Alone. 318 00:15:00,171 --> 00:15:02,841 We'll Be Together. 319 00:15:02,841 --> 00:15:05,844 We'll Do Our Homework Together. 320 00:15:05,844 --> 00:15:09,147 We'll Go To College Together. 321 00:15:14,252 --> 00:15:17,121 Oh, Olivia, You So Sweet. 322 00:15:17,121 --> 00:15:18,690 You Are Too. 323 00:15:18,690 --> 00:15:21,059 I Need To Be Alone For A While, Okay? 324 00:15:21,059 --> 00:15:23,228 Okay, Buddy. 325 00:15:24,370 --> 00:15:26,130 Pam? 326 00:15:26,130 --> 00:15:27,376 Yes? 327 00:15:27,376 --> 00:15:31,836 Now That We're Best Friends... 328 00:15:31,836 --> 00:15:34,172 I Was Thinking 329 00:15:34,172 --> 00:15:40,311 That We Could Move Rudy In With The Twins 330 00:15:40,311 --> 00:15:45,368 And I Can Move In With You, Buddy. 331 00:15:50,376 --> 00:15:52,374 Let's Think On It. 332 00:15:52,374 --> 00:15:55,026 Okay, Buddy. 333 00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:58,696 (Whimpering) 334 00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:05,803 If You Need Me, Buddy, You Know Where I Am. 335 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,367 Thanks A Lot, Andre. 336 00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:19,368 You Did A Wonderful Job 337 00:16:19,368 --> 00:16:23,288 And I'll Keep Those Children Away From That Wall. 338 00:16:29,060 --> 00:16:30,370 Uh-Oh. 339 00:16:30,370 --> 00:16:32,367 Bad Day At The Office? 340 00:16:33,374 --> 00:16:36,368 You Had Show And Tell Today. 341 00:16:36,368 --> 00:16:38,970 What Happened With The Oyster? 342 00:16:38,970 --> 00:16:42,273 I Was The Last One To Get Up And Show My Talking Oyster 343 00:16:42,273 --> 00:16:45,176 And Just When I Was About To Make It Talk 344 00:16:45,176 --> 00:16:47,011 There Was A Fire Drill. 345 00:16:47,011 --> 00:16:50,367 Then Everyone Started To Marching Out. 346 00:16:50,367 --> 00:16:52,150 Then The Teacher Said 347 00:16:52,150 --> 00:16:56,721 (Deep Voice:)"Olivia, Get Your Clam And Let's Go." 348 00:16:56,721 --> 00:17:00,024 So You Didn't Get To Do It? 349 00:17:00,024 --> 00:17:02,374 Would You Do Your Show And Tell For Us? 350 00:17:02,374 --> 00:17:04,996 I Don't Think She Wants To Do That 351 00:17:04,996 --> 00:17:08,232 Because The Oyster's Very Tired And Wants To Sleep. 352 00:17:08,232 --> 00:17:10,373 That's How They Make The Pearls. 353 00:17:10,373 --> 00:17:13,367 When They Turn Over, It Starts To Agitate. 354 00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:16,808 That's When The Pearls Come Up, So It Should Sleep Now. 355 00:17:16,808 --> 00:17:18,109 Oh, No. 356 00:17:18,109 --> 00:17:20,111 It Wants To Talk. 357 00:17:20,111 --> 00:17:22,373 Assemble Everybody In The Living Room 358 00:17:22,373 --> 00:17:25,375 And You Can Do Your Show And Tell For Us. 359 00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:28,920 Okay, But We Had Better Eat Late. 360 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:31,055 I Have Lots To Cover. 361 00:17:33,367 --> 00:17:37,845 Cliff, You Should Hurry Up And Come Too. 362 00:17:37,845 --> 00:17:39,505 That Oyster's Going To Tell Us Something About A Hole. 363 00:17:49,148 --> 00:17:53,164 When We Get In This Room, You Keep Your Mouth Shut. 364 00:18:01,016 --> 00:18:03,395 Are Those Your College Applications In The Trash? 365 00:18:03,395 --> 00:18:05,013 Did I Miss Something? 366 00:18:05,013 --> 00:18:06,831 Oh, That's History. 367 00:18:06,831 --> 00:18:08,433 I'm Not Ready Yet. 368 00:18:08,433 --> 00:18:09,968 You're Good Enough. 369 00:18:09,968 --> 00:18:12,837 Let's Just Say Our Paths May Cross Someday 370 00:18:12,837 --> 00:18:15,009 But Right Now, I'm Leaving It 371 00:18:15,009 --> 00:18:18,008 Up To My Friend Charmaine To Blaze The Trail. 372 00:18:18,008 --> 00:18:20,645 I Thought This Would Be So Hard For You. 373 00:18:20,645 --> 00:18:23,009 No, Not A Problem, Not A Problem. 374 00:18:23,009 --> 00:18:25,417 I May Not Get Into All Those Schools. 375 00:18:25,417 --> 00:18:27,016 Charmaine, You'll Get In. 376 00:18:27,016 --> 00:18:30,822 Bowling Green I Feel Confident About, And Maybe Hillman. 377 00:18:30,822 --> 00:18:34,010 It Would Be A Gift To Have All Three Under My Belt 378 00:18:34,010 --> 00:18:37,729 Step Back, Make A Luxurious Decision And Hit The Campus. 379 00:18:37,729 --> 00:18:39,397 Ouch! 380 00:18:39,397 --> 00:18:41,010 Oh, I'm Sorry 381 00:18:41,010 --> 00:18:43,935 But You've Got To Stop Jiggling. 382 00:18:46,016 --> 00:18:47,939 Yeah, Okay. 383 00:18:47,939 --> 00:18:51,008 Well, You Know, I Can't Decide Whether To Study 384 00:18:51,008 --> 00:18:53,578 In The Wide Open Spaces Of The Midwest 385 00:18:53,578 --> 00:18:56,013 Or To Keep On The Pulse Of The City 386 00:18:56,013 --> 00:18:58,483 At The University Of Pennsylvania. 387 00:18:58,483 --> 00:19:00,013 Ouch! 388 00:19:01,686 --> 00:19:04,689 Honey, Do You Have Any Dullpins? 389 00:19:04,689 --> 00:19:07,016 Doing The Best I Can. 390 00:19:07,016 --> 00:19:09,627 I Don't Mean To Keep Going On About Myself. 391 00:19:09,627 --> 00:19:11,008 That's Okay. 392 00:19:11,008 --> 00:19:13,965 You're Not The Only One With Pins... I Mean, Plans. 393 00:19:13,965 --> 00:19:15,433 Out With It, Girl. 394 00:19:15,433 --> 00:19:17,802 What Do You Plan On Doing Next Year? 395 00:19:17,802 --> 00:19:21,012 Well, I'm Really Leaning Toward California. 396 00:19:21,012 --> 00:19:22,407 California? 397 00:19:22,407 --> 00:19:24,016 To Be With My Mother. 398 00:19:24,016 --> 00:19:26,411 All The Way Across The Country? 399 00:19:26,411 --> 00:19:27,846 Yeah. Who Knows? 400 00:19:27,846 --> 00:19:30,482 I'll Probably Study Design And Get A Job 401 00:19:30,482 --> 00:19:33,618 In Some Costume Department At A Hollywood Studio. 402 00:19:33,618 --> 00:19:36,011 You Can Introduce Me To Celebrities. 403 00:19:36,011 --> 00:19:39,008 Charmaine, They're Just Like You And Me. 404 00:19:39,008 --> 00:19:42,861 Pam, If You Go To California, When Will We See Each Other? 405 00:19:42,861 --> 00:19:45,017 When Were You Planning On Seeing Me? 406 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,632 I Thought You'd Still Be In New York 407 00:19:47,632 --> 00:19:50,835 And On Weekends I'd Invite You Down To The Dorm. 408 00:19:50,835 --> 00:19:52,904 Ouch! 409 00:19:52,904 --> 00:19:54,506 You'll Lose That Job 410 00:19:54,506 --> 00:19:56,975 If You Treat Stars Like You Treat Me. 411 00:19:56,975 --> 00:20:00,010 I'll Be Professional And Succeed At What I Do Too. 412 00:20:00,010 --> 00:20:01,780 I Never Said You Wouldn't. 413 00:20:01,780 --> 00:20:03,715 You Never Said I Had Anything To Offer. 414 00:20:03,715 --> 00:20:04,816 I Guess I Didn't. 415 00:20:04,816 --> 00:20:07,008 Well, I Guess Next Year 416 00:20:07,008 --> 00:20:09,320 We'll Find Out If I Do. 417 00:20:10,955 --> 00:20:12,590 Pam, I Never Thought 418 00:20:12,590 --> 00:20:14,526 About You Not Succeeding. 419 00:20:14,526 --> 00:20:18,015 I Mean, You Were Always So Much More Talented Than Me 420 00:20:18,015 --> 00:20:20,532 With Your Fashion And Your Singing 421 00:20:20,532 --> 00:20:23,010 Your Creativity, Your Sense Of Humor. 422 00:20:23,010 --> 00:20:27,011 I Mean, It Was Just A Matter Of Which Way You Wanted To Go 423 00:20:27,011 --> 00:20:31,008 And If It Wasn't For You, I'd Be A Social Seaweed Today. 424 00:20:31,008 --> 00:20:33,878 Pitiful Flotsam Bobbing On The East River. 425 00:20:33,878 --> 00:20:35,613 You're My Best Friend. 426 00:20:35,613 --> 00:20:38,011 I Know, And You're Mine. 427 00:20:38,011 --> 00:20:40,385 And I Love You. I Really Do. 428 00:20:40,385 --> 00:20:41,519 I Love You Too. 429 00:20:41,519 --> 00:20:43,655 And We'll Always Be Together. 430 00:20:43,655 --> 00:20:44,556 Yes, We Will. 431 00:20:44,556 --> 00:20:46,324 Even When We're Apart? 432 00:20:46,324 --> 00:20:47,792 Yes, You Know It. 433 00:20:47,792 --> 00:20:50,662 Now, Charmaine, Don't Make Me Cry Again. 434 00:20:50,662 --> 00:20:52,330 Well, I'm Entitled. 435 00:20:52,330 --> 00:20:54,008 You're My Homey. 436 00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:57,013 (Knocking) 437 00:20:57,013 --> 00:20:59,013 Come In. Come In. 438 00:21:03,008 --> 00:21:04,876 What's The Matter? 439 00:21:04,876 --> 00:21:07,479 We're Best Friends. 440 00:21:07,479 --> 00:21:09,814 I Understand. 441 00:21:09,814 --> 00:21:11,816 My Buddies! 442 00:21:11,816 --> 00:21:14,010 Yes. 443 00:21:14,010 --> 00:21:15,553 We're All Buddies. 444 00:21:15,553 --> 00:21:16,888 Yeah. 445 00:21:16,888 --> 00:21:18,389 That's Right. 446 00:21:18,389 --> 00:21:19,823 Friends To The End.