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(Laughing)
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This Is Good.
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What's So Funny?
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The Comics.
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Which One?
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"Over The Edge."
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Can I See?
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Oh, Sure.
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This Guy Is A Farmer
And That Guy Is A Martian.
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You See How That Farmer
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Is Holding
That Big Bottle Of Soda?
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Yes.
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The Martian Is Saying
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"No, I Said Take Me
To Your Leader."
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(Laughing)
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You're Laughing,
But Do You Get It?
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No.
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I'll Explain It.
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The Farmer Is Holding
A Liter-- L-I-T-E-R.
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That's A Measurement
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But The Martian Wanted
To Be Taken To His Leader
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L-E-A-D-E-R.
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Like The President
Or The Mayor.
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That's Not Funny.
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Yes, It Is.
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If There Was A Bug
In The Farmer's Bottle
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That Would Be Funny.
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(Laughing)
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Hey, Hey, Hey.
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Good Morning, Everybody.
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Good Morning,
Mom.
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Oh, No.
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What's The Matter?
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Mom, You've Got
To Look At This.
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Jake's Appliance Store
Is Having A Big Sale.
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"Jake's Big Semi-Annual
Clearance Sale, One Day Only.
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Electric Sanders, 50% Off."
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If Dad Sees That,
He's Going To Want A Sander.
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And He'll Sand Everything
In Sight.
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Burn This Page.
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You Can't. Dad Reads Every Page
Of The Paper.
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Why Not Hide It
And Say It Never Came?
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That Is Perfect.
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You Can Always Depend
On A Child
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To Come Up
With A Sneaky Solution.
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Thank You, Mom.
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Cliff:
Clair, Where Are You, Dear?
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I'm Downstairs,
But I'm Coming Up!
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No, Don't Come Up.
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I'm Coming Down.
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Don't Look At That Pot.
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Look, You Know The Pen
You Were Looking For?
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Found It.
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Oh, You're So Good To Me.
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Sit Down
And Have Some Yogurt.
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I Just Want
To Get A Little Something...
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How's Everybody?
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Fine.
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Just Reading The Paper.
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All The Parts
That Came.
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Father Reads
The Paper First.
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I've Told You.
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Where's The Metro Section?
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That Part Didn't Come, Dear.
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Somebody Just Didn't Assemble
The Paper Correctly, I Guess.
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They Put Four Or Five Million
Of These Together.
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They're Bound To Mess One Up.
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Yeah, You Know,
I've Been Thinking
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This Paint Is Chipping.
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I Think What I'm Going To Do
Is Sand All These Doors
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And Paint All Around
The Place.
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That Door Doesn't Need Sanding
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And I Love That Color.
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Don't You Think
That Color's Perfect?
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Great.
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Beautiful.
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Well, I'll Think About It
When I Come Back.
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Where Are You Going?
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Not For Another Paper?
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No, No, No, No, No,
Got A Flyer.
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A Flyer Came.
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"Jake's Giant Sale.
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"Semi-Annual Clearance,
50% Off, One Day Only
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Electric Sander."
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(Makes Buzzing Noise)
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You Can't Go.
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Don't You Have
An Appointment?
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Yes, But It's Not Until 10:00
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And By The Way
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Save Me Some Of That
Metro Paper Stew.
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Aren't You A Little Bit Old
For This Kind Of Thing?
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(Phone Ringing)
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All Right, All Right, All Right.
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Jake's.
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Yes, This Is Clair Huxtable
Speaking.
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Dr. H Is Coming Down, Right?
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Jake, You Know He Has A Bit
Of A Problem
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Controlling Himself
In Your Store.
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Because We Have
The Best Prices In Town.
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I'm Certain That You Do,
But Listen.
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When He Comes To The Store
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He's Going To Want
To Buy Something.
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Don't Sell It To Him.
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But He's One
Of My Favorite Customers.
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How Can I Do That?
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Because I'm Telling You, Jake.
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He Is Going To Want
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An Electric Sander.
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I'm Sorry, I'm Having...
What?
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I'm Having A Little Trouble Here
With The Phone.
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That's A Very Tired Trick.
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You Heard Every Word.
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No Sander.
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Now, Promise Me.
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Okay, I Promise.
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No Sander.
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You're A Strong Woman, Mrs. H.
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Good-Bye.
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Bye.
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It's Nice That You Finally
Listened To Mrs. Huxtable.
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Hey, I Love That Family
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And She's A Killer Attorney.
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Why Don't We Put These Sanders
Behind The Counter.
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Okay, But This Hurts.
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I Had A Guaranteed Sale
With The Doctor.
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I Know.
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Hey!
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Here He Is,
The Good Doctor.
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How Are You?
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Cookie, How You Doing?
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I Always Look Forward
To My Visits With You.
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How You Doing?
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I'm Doing Fine.
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What Is This?
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Oh, That's A Cabinet I Built.
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Yeah, I Used Wooden Pegs
Instead Of Nails.
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Jake, If I Could Do
That Kind Of Work...
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Hey, If I Could Only Deliver
Babies, You Know.
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The Good Lord Puts Us Down Here
All For Different Reasons.
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I Build Cabinets.
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You Slap Bottoms.
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That's Right, But Here We Go.
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"Sale--" Pow,
"Electric Sanders, 50% Off."
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Let Me Have One.
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Cookie, How Are We Doing
With The Sanders?
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Sorry, We're All Sold Out.
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Sold Out?
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You Just Opened
15 Minutes Ago, Jake.
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Yeah, I Know,
But When I Got Here...
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The Store, The People...
There Was Such A Crowd Outside.
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They Were Holding The Papers
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And The Ads,
Flyers
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Yelling, "We Want Sanders!"
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It Sounded Like
A Political Rally.
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They Went
Like Hot Cakes.
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Well, That's Too Bad
Because I Had My Heart Set
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On Sanding And Painting.
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I'll Sell You Some Sandpaper.
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Do It By Hand.
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It Will Be Like Aerobics.
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Please Hurry It Up
Because I'm 15 Minutes Late.
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There Was A Terrible
Traffic Accident Out There.
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Dr. Huxtable...
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Never Say "Traffic Accident"
In Front Of My Father.
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Did Somebody Say
"Traffic Accident"?
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Yeah.
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I Was Late
Coming In Because...
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You Said "Traffic Accident."
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Dad, Come On,
Don't Start.
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I'm Not Starting Anything.
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Let Me Tell You Something
About A Traffic Accident.
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It Can't Be As Annoying
As A Traffic Accident I Had
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Ten Years Ago
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With That Bum,
Stanley Rappaport.
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I Was Here, Right On Flatbush
And Park Place, Okay?
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Excuse Me.
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My Car Was Right Here
At A Stop Sign, All Right?
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Right In Front Of Me
Is That Bum...
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Excuse Me.
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Right Here Is That Bum,
That Stanley Rappaport
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In A Fancy Car
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He Owed Payments On.
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Excuse Me, Please,
Excuse Me.
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All Right, Now, Watch This.
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Over Here Is A Tree,
Over Here Was A Lamppost
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Over Here Was A Small Dog.
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Yeah.
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00:08:09,168 --> 00:08:12,538
Now, Right At That Moment,
As Fate Would Have It
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The Knob On My Radio Falls Off
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On The Floor.
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I Start To Reach For The Knob
When All Of A Sudden, Boom!
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He Plows Right
Into My Front End.
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I'm Sure He Had
The Car In Reverse
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Because He Backed
Into Me, See?
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Sure.
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I Start To Yell,
"Look What You Did!"
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And Rappaport Jumps Out
Of The Car Like A Madman.
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He Says, "Look What I Did?
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"Look What You Did.
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You Ran Into Me."
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I Was Sitting In My Car
Looking For My Knob.
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I Wasn't Even Driving.
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Okay.
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It Wound Up
I Had To Pay A Repair Bill
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For $35 To That Cheat
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That Bum,
That Stanley Rappaport.
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It Wasn't Even My Fault.
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00:09:01,087 --> 00:09:03,022
Yeah...
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00:09:03,022 --> 00:09:06,025
Could I Have My Sandpaper?
210
00:09:06,025 --> 00:09:07,927
You'll Get Your Sandpaper
211
00:09:07,927 --> 00:09:10,863
But Rappaport Will Never Get
Sandpaper From Me.
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00:09:10,863 --> 00:09:12,598
He Won't Even Get Sand.
213
00:09:12,598 --> 00:09:14,208
Dad, Calm Down.
214
00:09:14,208 --> 00:09:15,534
I'm Calm.
215
00:09:15,534 --> 00:09:17,213
I Didn't Make Up
One Word.
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00:09:17,213 --> 00:09:19,213
I'm Really Sorry About That.
217
00:09:19,213 --> 00:09:20,673
That's Okay.
218
00:09:20,673 --> 00:09:24,610
It's Just My Father Has Never
Gotten Over That Accident.
219
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I See That.
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00:09:25,845 --> 00:09:27,980
Dr. Huxtable, There's Something
221
00:09:27,980 --> 00:09:30,850
I'd Like To Talk To You About
Privately.
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00:09:30,850 --> 00:09:33,686
Could I Stop By
Your Office Today?
223
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Sure, Is 12:30 All Right?
224
00:09:36,215 --> 00:09:39,209
Fine. There's Somebody
I'd Like You To Meet.
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00:09:39,209 --> 00:09:41,794
Please Don't Mention This
To My Father.
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00:09:41,794 --> 00:09:44,664
No, I Won't Mention That
Or Traffic Accident.
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Somebody Mention
"Traffic Accident?"
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No, Nobody.
229
00:09:48,207 --> 00:09:50,207
I Thought I Heard...
230
00:09:50,207 --> 00:09:52,972
I Thought-- I'm Hearing
Lately, Things.
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All Right,
Here's The Sandpaper.
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Fine And Coarse.
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It's Too Bad I Couldn't Get
An Electric Sander.
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Yeah, I Feel Bad About That Too.
235
00:10:02,048 --> 00:10:05,207
As A Matter Of Fact,
I Was Willing To Pay
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00:10:05,207 --> 00:10:07,820
More Than 50% Off.
237
00:10:07,820 --> 00:10:09,216
Oh, Yeah?
238
00:10:09,216 --> 00:10:11,524
How Much More?
239
00:10:11,524 --> 00:10:13,212
Well, I Was Figuring
240
00:10:13,212 --> 00:10:16,212
Maybe You Had Something
That Was In The Back
241
00:10:16,212 --> 00:10:17,697
That You Felt
242
00:10:17,697 --> 00:10:20,700
Maybe A Customer Wasn't
Going To Pick Up.
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00:10:20,700 --> 00:10:24,209
I Would Take It Off Your Hands
For 25% Off.
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00:10:24,209 --> 00:10:26,138
25% Off?
245
00:10:26,138 --> 00:10:28,207
From The Back,
That A Customer...
246
00:10:28,207 --> 00:10:30,109
Not Necessarily.
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00:10:30,109 --> 00:10:32,511
If It Was Really Tough
For You
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00:10:32,511 --> 00:10:36,211
I Would Pay
The Full Price.
249
00:10:36,211 --> 00:10:38,215
Full Price?
250
00:10:38,215 --> 00:10:39,819
Yeah.
251
00:10:39,819 --> 00:10:43,689
Do You Remember The Tool Belt
You Tried To Sell Me?
252
00:10:43,689 --> 00:10:45,212
I Didn't Want It.
253
00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:46,792
Yeah, The Tool...
254
00:10:46,792 --> 00:10:48,212
Well, If I Could Get...
255
00:10:48,212 --> 00:10:49,213
Yes?
256
00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:51,597
The Electric Sander
257
00:10:51,597 --> 00:10:55,735
I'd Be Willing To Buy
The Tool Belt.
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00:10:55,735 --> 00:10:57,216
Tool Belt Too,
With The...
259
00:10:57,216 --> 00:11:00,208
Full Price.
260
00:11:00,208 --> 00:11:02,708
Full Price?
261
00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:12,988
Cookie.
262
00:11:12,988 --> 00:11:14,857
Thanks For Taking The Time
To See Us.
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00:11:14,857 --> 00:11:17,960
I Would Like You To Meet
My Fiance, Johnathan.
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00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:20,194
Hello, Dr. Huxtable.
265
00:11:20,194 --> 00:11:21,830
Well, Congratulations.
266
00:11:21,830 --> 00:11:23,194
Sit Down.
267
00:11:23,194 --> 00:11:25,194
Listen,
Your Father Never Told Me
268
00:11:25,194 --> 00:11:27,136
That You Were Engaged.
269
00:11:27,136 --> 00:11:29,203
He Doesn't Know Yet.
270
00:11:29,203 --> 00:11:31,203
So, You're Going
To Surprise Him
271
00:11:31,203 --> 00:11:33,842
And You Came Here
For A Blood Test.
272
00:11:33,842 --> 00:11:35,203
I'll Give You 50% Off.
273
00:11:35,203 --> 00:11:36,779
Bong!
274
00:11:38,747 --> 00:11:41,517
No, That's Not Why We're Here.
275
00:11:41,517 --> 00:11:43,018
I... Because...
276
00:11:43,018 --> 00:11:44,119
Oh, Johnathan
277
00:11:44,119 --> 00:11:47,022
Tell Dr. Huxtable
Your Last Name.
278
00:11:47,022 --> 00:11:48,557
Rappaport.
279
00:11:48,557 --> 00:11:50,203
My Father Is Stanley Rappaport.
280
00:11:54,563 --> 00:11:56,565
Traffic Accident.
281
00:11:56,565 --> 00:11:57,599
Right.
282
00:11:57,599 --> 00:11:59,868
Oh, Yeah, Oh, Wow.
283
00:11:59,868 --> 00:12:01,837
For The Past 11 Months
284
00:12:01,837 --> 00:12:04,606
We've Had To Keep
Our Romance Secret.
285
00:12:04,606 --> 00:12:05,841
Well, Yeah.
286
00:12:05,841 --> 00:12:08,110
It's Been Ten Years
And Our Fathers
287
00:12:08,110 --> 00:12:10,512
Still Refuse
To Speak To Each Other.
288
00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:13,749
One Time Johnathan And I
Were In The City Together
289
00:12:13,749 --> 00:12:15,199
And My Father Saw Us.
290
00:12:15,199 --> 00:12:19,196
We Were On The Corner Of 57th
And My Father Was Parked
291
00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:22,057
Across The Street.
292
00:12:22,057 --> 00:12:24,194
In The Intersection
Was A Fire Hydrant...
293
00:12:24,194 --> 00:12:26,194
Honey, Honey.
294
00:12:26,194 --> 00:12:28,797
Oh, Anyway, My Father--
He Saw Us
295
00:12:28,797 --> 00:12:30,833
He Went Completely Crazy.
296
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:33,194
He Dragged Me Away,
Ranting And Raving
297
00:12:33,194 --> 00:12:35,504
Carrying On
That He Never Wanted Me
298
00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:37,706
To Speak
To That Rappaport Kid Again.
299
00:12:37,706 --> 00:12:39,842
Your Father
Anything Like Her Father?
300
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:40,809
Worse.
301
00:12:40,809 --> 00:12:41,530
Really?
302
00:12:41,530 --> 00:12:45,000
His Father Was My Dad's Best Man
At His Wedding
303
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,678
And Now, There's Been Ten Years
Of Feuding.
304
00:12:47,678 --> 00:12:49,677
Dr. Huxtable
305
00:12:49,677 --> 00:12:52,574
Johnathan And I Love Each Other
306
00:12:52,574 --> 00:12:54,409
And We Love Our Fathers
307
00:12:54,409 --> 00:12:56,675
But We're Going To Get Married
308
00:12:56,675 --> 00:12:59,677
Whether Or Not
Our Fathers Want Us To.
309
00:12:59,677 --> 00:13:01,676
So, Would You Tell Them, Please?
310
00:13:04,987 --> 00:13:06,588
Tell Them What?
311
00:13:06,588 --> 00:13:08,357
To Stop This Stupid Fighting.
312
00:13:08,357 --> 00:13:11,360
We Want Them To Give Us
Their Blessings.
313
00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:14,129
We Want To Have
A Wonderful Wedding.
314
00:13:14,129 --> 00:13:16,531
My Father Respects You, Doctor.
315
00:13:16,531 --> 00:13:20,002
If He's Ever Going To Listen
To Anyone
316
00:13:20,002 --> 00:13:21,680
It Would Be You.
317
00:13:34,376 --> 00:13:36,378
Hey, Mom.
318
00:13:36,378 --> 00:13:37,880
What Are You Doing?
319
00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:40,649
The Lever On This Toaster
Wasn't Working
320
00:13:40,649 --> 00:13:43,319
So I Took Your Father's
Do-It-Yourself Book
321
00:13:43,319 --> 00:13:44,962
And I Did It Myself.
322
00:13:44,962 --> 00:13:48,657
Good Idea. He Won't Have
To Ruin Yet Another Appliance.
323
00:13:48,657 --> 00:13:49,960
He'll Go To Jake's
324
00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:52,958
And Buy A Toaster That Looks
More Like An Industrial Oven.
325
00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:56,565
I Hadn't Planned
On Eating While I Was Here
326
00:13:56,565 --> 00:13:58,901
But As Soon As You Fixed
The Toaster
327
00:13:58,901 --> 00:14:02,571
I Might As Well Break It In
With A Tuna On Toast.
328
00:14:02,571 --> 00:14:04,573
Toast On, Son,
Toast On.
329
00:14:05,908 --> 00:14:07,876
Dear...
330
00:14:07,876 --> 00:14:09,878
Hey, Hungry Home Boy!
331
00:14:09,878 --> 00:14:10,957
Hey, Dad.
332
00:14:10,957 --> 00:14:12,715
What's Happening,
Kid?
333
00:14:12,715 --> 00:14:14,717
How Was Your Work Today?
334
00:14:14,717 --> 00:14:16,552
Well, It Was
Quite Unusual.
335
00:14:16,552 --> 00:14:19,755
Jake's Daughter Came Up
With Her Fiance
336
00:14:19,755 --> 00:14:22,955
To Ask Me To Talk To Her Father
And His Father
337
00:14:22,955 --> 00:14:24,955
Because They're Feuding
338
00:14:24,955 --> 00:14:27,763
And These Two
Are Going To Get Married
339
00:14:27,763 --> 00:14:30,955
And It Looks Like
If They Don't Patch Things Up
340
00:14:30,955 --> 00:14:33,802
These Guys
Are Not Coming To The Wedding.
341
00:14:33,802 --> 00:14:34,956
Oh, Whoa!
342
00:14:34,956 --> 00:14:36,438
Oh!
343
00:14:36,438 --> 00:14:39,274
Mom, Are You Sure
You Read That Fix-It Book Right?
344
00:14:39,274 --> 00:14:40,963
Did You Fix
The Toaster, Dear?
345
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:42,745
Well, I Thought
I Did.
346
00:14:42,745 --> 00:14:44,747
Step Out Of The Way.
347
00:14:44,747 --> 00:14:47,750
Now, See,
This Thing Is Done For.
348
00:14:47,750 --> 00:14:48,963
That's It.
349
00:14:48,963 --> 00:14:52,961
Now, See, I'm Going To Have
To Go Down To Jake's
350
00:14:52,961 --> 00:14:54,961
And Get A Toaster.
351
00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:56,961
No, No, No, No,
You're Not Going
352
00:14:56,961 --> 00:14:58,959
Down To Jake's, Dear.
353
00:14:58,959 --> 00:15:00,955
Why Am I Not Going Down..?
354
00:15:00,955 --> 00:15:02,664
Because You Are Weak.
355
00:15:02,664 --> 00:15:03,956
I'm Not Weak.
356
00:15:03,956 --> 00:15:05,834
I Went Down To Jake's
This Morning.
357
00:15:05,834 --> 00:15:07,603
Did I Come Back With Anything?
358
00:15:07,603 --> 00:15:09,338
I Was Down At The Basement.
359
00:15:09,338 --> 00:15:11,440
I Saw A Brand-New
Electric Sander
360
00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:12,708
Still In Its Box
361
00:15:12,708 --> 00:15:15,377
Hidden In One
Of The Children's Sleeping Bags.
362
00:15:15,377 --> 00:15:18,380
Yeah? So?
What Does That Mean?
363
00:15:18,380 --> 00:15:22,284
Theo Could Have Bought The Thing
And Put It Down There.
364
00:15:22,284 --> 00:15:25,821
You're Stretching Now, Dad.
365
00:15:25,821 --> 00:15:27,960
I'm Not Angry
About It, Honey.
366
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:28,960
You're Weak.
367
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:29,960
I Know This.
368
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:30,960
I Accept It.
369
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:32,294
I Understand.
370
00:15:32,294 --> 00:15:33,896
And I'll Be Back
With A Toaster.
371
00:15:35,364 --> 00:15:37,366
Now, You...
372
00:15:37,366 --> 00:15:40,702
You Could Have Taken
The Heat, Man.
373
00:15:40,702 --> 00:15:43,372
You Come Here, You Eat My Food.
374
00:15:43,372 --> 00:15:45,774
All I Ask You To Do
Is Take The Heat
375
00:15:45,774 --> 00:15:47,959
For The Thing In The Basement
376
00:15:47,959 --> 00:15:50,479
And You Turn Around
And Give Me What?
377
00:15:50,479 --> 00:15:51,547
Grief.
378
00:15:51,547 --> 00:15:51,961
Grief.
379
00:15:51,961 --> 00:15:53,515
I'm Sorry.
380
00:15:53,515 --> 00:15:54,850
No, No, No.
381
00:15:54,850 --> 00:15:56,518
Hey, Hey, Come Here.
382
00:15:56,518 --> 00:15:58,687
Now, Put The Food Back.
383
00:16:05,260 --> 00:16:06,954
(Intercom Buzzes)
384
00:16:06,954 --> 00:16:08,664
Hello?
385
00:16:08,664 --> 00:16:12,267
Mrs. Mckechnie:
Dr. Huxtable, There's
A Mr. Rappaport Here To See You.
386
00:16:12,267 --> 00:16:15,604
Yes, Yes, And The Gentleman
In Examination Room B--
387
00:16:15,604 --> 00:16:17,606
Bring Him In Also, Please.
388
00:16:19,775 --> 00:16:21,777
How Are You,
Mr. Rappaport?
389
00:16:21,777 --> 00:16:22,963
You're Dr. Huxtable?
390
00:16:22,963 --> 00:16:24,913
Yes, I Am, Sir.
391
00:16:24,913 --> 00:16:26,954
My Son Said You Wanted
To See Me.
392
00:16:26,954 --> 00:16:28,383
That Is Correct, Sir.
393
00:16:28,383 --> 00:16:30,486
But I've Already
Had My Physical.
394
00:16:30,486 --> 00:16:32,421
I'm Not That Kind Of Doctor.
395
00:16:32,421 --> 00:16:33,655
I'm A Baby Doctor.
396
00:16:33,655 --> 00:16:35,962
Oh, But My Wife Is Over 65.
397
00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:37,893
No, No, No...
(Knocking)
398
00:16:37,893 --> 00:16:38,963
Yes?
399
00:16:38,963 --> 00:16:40,729
Oh, Doctor...
400
00:16:42,957 --> 00:16:44,900
Stanley Rappaport!
401
00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:45,962
What Is He Doing Here?
402
00:16:45,962 --> 00:16:47,736
I Go Where I Please.
403
00:16:47,736 --> 00:16:49,304
It's A Free Country.
404
00:16:49,304 --> 00:16:51,473
Sure. For Him,
It's A Free Country.
405
00:16:51,473 --> 00:16:53,955
He Hits Cars
And Takes Money From People.
406
00:16:53,955 --> 00:16:54,960
Now, Gentlemen...
407
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:57,312
Don't Say "Gentlemen"
In His Presence.
408
00:16:57,312 --> 00:16:59,615
Time Hasn't Made You
Any More Reasonable.
409
00:16:59,615 --> 00:17:00,954
Listen!
410
00:17:00,954 --> 00:17:02,959
Listen To Me,
Both Of You, Please.
411
00:17:02,959 --> 00:17:05,787
I Was Asked To Bring The Two
Of You Together
412
00:17:05,787 --> 00:17:09,258
So We Could Settle This Silly
Feud About A Traffic Accident.
413
00:17:09,258 --> 00:17:11,260
Traffic Accident?!
Traffic Accident?!
414
00:17:11,260 --> 00:17:13,954
I Was Sitting Here
Near The Stop.
415
00:17:13,954 --> 00:17:17,432
He Was Right In Front Of Me
With His Fancy Car.
416
00:17:17,432 --> 00:17:18,961
Over Here
Was A Dog.
417
00:17:18,961 --> 00:17:20,961
Over Here
Was A Lamppost.
418
00:17:20,961 --> 00:17:24,573
No, It Was A Telephone Pole
And It Wasn't A Dog.
419
00:17:24,573 --> 00:17:25,958
It Was A Cat.
420
00:17:25,958 --> 00:17:28,744
Now, I Want Both Of You
To Stop It
421
00:17:28,744 --> 00:17:30,913
Because I'm Here To Tell You
422
00:17:30,913 --> 00:17:34,316
That Your Children
Are Going To Get Married.
423
00:17:34,316 --> 00:17:36,518
To Whom?
424
00:17:36,518 --> 00:17:38,654
His Daughter To Your Son.
425
00:17:38,654 --> 00:17:40,756
Your Son To His Daughter.
426
00:17:40,756 --> 00:17:43,292
And They're Going
To Get Married
427
00:17:43,292 --> 00:17:46,328
Whether The Two Of You
Make Up Or Not.
428
00:17:46,328 --> 00:17:48,330
Never!
Over My Dead Body.
429
00:17:48,330 --> 00:17:49,498
Never!
430
00:17:51,767 --> 00:17:53,869
Dr. Huxtable, Is This True?
431
00:17:53,869 --> 00:17:55,404
Yes.
432
00:17:55,404 --> 00:17:58,640
Is My Son Going To Marry
The Daughter Of Jake Bennett?
433
00:17:58,640 --> 00:17:59,957
Yes.
434
00:17:59,957 --> 00:18:02,957
And They're Going To Have
The Wedding
435
00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:05,959
Whether We're There Or Not?
436
00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:08,417
Whether You're There Or Not.
437
00:18:08,417 --> 00:18:12,521
Call Him Back In.
438
00:18:12,521 --> 00:18:14,323
It Isn't Necessary.
439
00:18:14,323 --> 00:18:17,559
I Had Mrs. Mckechnie
Lock The Front Door.
440
00:18:17,559 --> 00:18:19,428
Good Move.
441
00:18:19,428 --> 00:18:23,365
That Was A Dirty Trick.
442
00:18:23,365 --> 00:18:26,368
Jake, Please Sit Down.
443
00:18:26,368 --> 00:18:28,961
There's Something I Want To Say.
444
00:18:28,961 --> 00:18:32,954
Tell Him I Don't Want To Listen
To Any More Of His Lies.
445
00:18:32,954 --> 00:18:34,610
Come On, Sit Down.
446
00:18:34,610 --> 00:18:36,445
I'll Do It For You,
Doctor.
447
00:18:36,445 --> 00:18:38,961
Step Aside!
448
00:18:38,961 --> 00:18:42,718
Jake, Please Listen To Me.
449
00:18:42,718 --> 00:18:44,820
The Day Of The Accident
450
00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:47,623
I Had A Terrible Argument
With My Wife
451
00:18:47,623 --> 00:18:51,793
So I Ran Out Of The House,
Got In My Car And Drove Around.
452
00:18:51,793 --> 00:18:54,830
When I Got
To The Stop Sign
453
00:18:54,830 --> 00:18:55,959
I Thought
454
00:18:55,959 --> 00:18:59,835
"Maybe I Should Go Back
And Make Up With Her."
455
00:18:59,835 --> 00:19:04,539
I Guess I Absentmindedly
Threw The Car Into Reverse.
456
00:19:09,611 --> 00:19:11,613
Wait A Minute.
457
00:19:11,613 --> 00:19:17,956
Are You Telling Me That
That Accident Was Not My Fault?
458
00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:20,355
I Wanted To Apologize To You
On The Spot
459
00:19:20,355 --> 00:19:21,962
But When You Yelled At Me
460
00:19:21,962 --> 00:19:25,560
I Felt As Though I Was Arguing
With My Wife All Over Again.
461
00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:28,397
I Had To Win At Least
One Argument That Day.
462
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,567
I'm Sorry, Jake.
463
00:19:32,567 --> 00:19:35,954
Oh, My... Oh, My God.
464
00:19:39,954 --> 00:19:43,412
Stanley, Stanley...
465
00:19:43,412 --> 00:19:45,414
I'm...
466
00:19:45,414 --> 00:19:49,418
Stanley...
I'm Sorry Too.
467
00:19:49,418 --> 00:19:50,959
I...
468
00:19:50,959 --> 00:19:54,959
Look, It Wasn't...
It Wasn't All Your Fault.
469
00:19:54,959 --> 00:20:00,395
If I... If I Were Watching You,
I Could Have Backed Up.
470
00:20:00,395 --> 00:20:01,958
Oh, My...
471
00:20:01,958 --> 00:20:03,565
Ah...
472
00:20:03,565 --> 00:20:05,958
Such A Tiny Dent.
473
00:20:05,958 --> 00:20:09,529
I Can't Believe
I Made You Pay $30.
474
00:20:09,529 --> 00:20:12,809
$35.
475
00:20:12,809 --> 00:20:15,009
I Can't Believe This--
476
00:20:15,009 --> 00:20:18,679
A Couple Of Dummies
Like Us...
477
00:20:18,679 --> 00:20:22,375
Separated
From My Best Friend--
478
00:20:22,375 --> 00:20:25,382
My Best Friend
For Ten Years.
479
00:20:25,382 --> 00:20:28,856
I... And Now...
480
00:20:28,856 --> 00:20:33,861
Hmm, And Now,
Your... Your Jonathan
481
00:20:33,861 --> 00:20:36,330
And Your Cookie...
482
00:20:36,330 --> 00:20:38,099
Uh-Huh.
483
00:20:38,099 --> 00:20:39,384
We're Going To Be
Related.
484
00:20:39,384 --> 00:20:40,835
(Chuckles)
485
00:20:40,835 --> 00:20:42,003
Yes.
486
00:20:42,003 --> 00:20:44,383
♪ To Each Loyal Son
And Daughter ♪
487
00:20:44,383 --> 00:20:46,107
♪ Faithful To The Core ♪
488
00:20:46,107 --> 00:20:49,243
♪ Let's Drink A Toast
With Seltzer Water ♪
489
00:20:49,243 --> 00:20:51,913
♪ To P.S. 44 ♪
490
00:20:51,913 --> 00:20:54,081
Come On.
I Can't Believe It.
491
00:20:54,081 --> 00:20:56,083
We Got To Plan
The Wedding.
492
00:20:56,083 --> 00:20:58,085
Yes, And A Honeymoon.
493
00:20:58,085 --> 00:21:01,088
The Father Of The Bride
Always Pays For The Wedding.
494
00:21:01,088 --> 00:21:02,380
It's Okay With Me.
495
00:21:02,380 --> 00:21:04,380
We'll Have
Paper Plates...
496
00:21:04,380 --> 00:21:05,693
Oh, No.
497
00:21:05,693 --> 00:21:07,195
And A Piano Player
498
00:21:07,195 --> 00:21:09,379
And We'll Have
Such A Great Time...