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Now You Try It.
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I Don't Know
How Well I'll Bowl
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But I Appreciate
You Having Me On The Team.
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You Don't Need
To Apologize, Man.
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The Guys Need You,
The Way Cliff Bowls.
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I Don't Know What's Keeping
That Son Of Mine.
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Your Game Isn't Going
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To Get Any Better
Upstairs, Huxtable.
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Come On, Loser.
10
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Don't Be So Hard On My Son.
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He Knows His Way
Around The Bowling Alley.
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Yes, But After He Parks The Car,
He's Still Got To Bowl.
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I Know The Other Team's Average.
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All He Has To Give Us
Is 75 Points.
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Surely The Man
Can Do That.
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(Doorbell Rings)
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There's The Rest Of The Team.
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Hey, Gents, Come On In.
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We Got
The Motor Running.
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Cliff Will Be
Right Down.
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Is He Late Again?
22
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This Is Elvin Tibideaux.
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Hi. I'm The New Bowler
On The Team.
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You're The Doctor
Married To Sondra.
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That's Right.
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With The Twins,
Winnie And Nelson.
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You Know My Kids?
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We Should.
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Russell Shows Us
New Pictures Every Month.
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Can They Walk
Without Falling Down?
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Sure.
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Then They Can Take
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Your Father-In-Law's
Place On The Team.
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Elvin, This Is Joe Sims.
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He's In The Bank Business.
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They Used To Call Him
"Rubberarm."
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And This Here's Frank Potter.
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"Payday" Potter.
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If You're Looking For A Car,
This Is Your Man.
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"Rubberarm" And "Payday."
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Those Are Great Names.
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We Got Those
In The Negro League.
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Great Pitcher, Great Hitter.
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Do You Mean
To Tell Me
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That You Played
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With Jackie Robinson,
Minnie Minoso, Roy Campanella?
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They Are The Guys
That They Talk About.
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There Are Plenty
They Don't Talk About
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Like A Guy Named
Classy Judy Johnson.
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But Hank Aaron
And Willie Mays
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Got Their Start
In That League Too.
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He Helped Make Them Famous.
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They Hit A Lot
Of Home Runs Off Him.
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I Gave Each Of Them
One Home Run
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To Start Them Off
On Great Careers.
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But I Can Brag
57
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About Striking Out
Frank Robinson.
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When?
59
00:03:01,178 --> 00:03:04,256
Come On, Man,
You Know When.
60
00:03:04,256 --> 00:03:05,859
Hey, Hey, Hey.
61
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All Right.
62
00:03:08,161 --> 00:03:09,729
What Kind Of Outfit Is That?
63
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It's A Outfit For Bowling.
64
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Does It Come With A Cummerbund?
65
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Let's Go.
66
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I'm Ready.
67
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I Might Bowl 700.
68
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Elvin, You Ride
With Me.
69
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I'll Tell You Some More
Negro League Stories.
70
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The Same Deal
As Last Season, Right?
71
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Of Course.
72
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The Man With The Lowest
Points Buys Dinner.
73
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Okay.
74
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And I Will Make Sure
75
00:03:37,557 --> 00:03:40,026
You Don't Buy Us
Those Cheapo Hot Dogs.
76
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Who Told You They Were Cheap?
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Tv Host:
Welcome To Another Session
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Of The Most Challenging
Quiz Show
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On Television Today,
If You're So Smart.
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Now, Audience,
If You're So Smart
81
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All:
How Come You're Not Rich?
82
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Rudy? Olivia?
83
00:04:00,251 --> 00:04:03,183
You Have Been Asking
To Help In The Kitchen.
84
00:04:03,183 --> 00:04:04,257
Now Is Your Chance.
85
00:04:04,257 --> 00:04:05,885
I'm Preparing Dinner.
86
00:04:05,885 --> 00:04:08,021
Can You Wait
One Minute, Please?
87
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We Just Love
This New Quiz Show.
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Our First Category Is The 1940s.
89
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Oh, My Time.
90
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Yeah. The Olden Days.
91
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Our Subject Is Westerns
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And The Question Is,
If You Are So Smart
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Which Cowboy Star Wore
Two Six-Shooters Backwards
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And Claimed To Be
A Peaceable Man?
95
00:04:26,973 --> 00:04:29,254
Oh, That's
Cliff's Favorite.
96
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Oh, Yes.
97
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Okay.
98
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That's Tex Ritter.
99
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No, Lash... No.
100
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Uh, Buck! Buck Jones.
101
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Wild Bill Elliot.
102
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(Bell Rings)
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Time's Up.
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If You Were So Smart
105
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You Would Have Said
Wild Bill Elliot.
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Yes!
107
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How Does She Know That?
108
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She's Just Smart.
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Next Category: Music.
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And The Question Is,
If You're So Smart
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What Hit Song Was Attributed
To A Man With A Foot Problem?
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00:05:02,255 --> 00:05:04,911
Oh... It's On The Tip
Of My Tongue.
113
00:05:04,911 --> 00:05:06,251
"Flat Foot Floogie."
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00:05:06,251 --> 00:05:07,681
Baby, Don't Do That.
115
00:05:07,681 --> 00:05:08,748
You Confuse Me.
116
00:05:08,748 --> 00:05:10,016
It's, Uh...
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"I Can't Love You
'Cause Your Feets Too Big."
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"Flat Foot Floogie."
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All Right, Olivia.
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We'll See.
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(Bell Rings)
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Time's Up Again.
123
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If You're So Smart
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You Would Have Answered
"Flat Foot Floogie."
125
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Spooky, Mom, Isn't It?
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Yes, It Is.
127
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What Are
You Two Up To?
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Nothing.
Nothing.
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Nothing, Nothing.
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In A Pig's Eye
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Nothing!
132
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A Video Cassette?
133
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Gotcha!
Gotcha!
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Oh, You Little
Twirly-Birds!
135
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All We Asked Cliff To Do
Was Bowl A Measly 75.
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00:06:02,250 --> 00:06:04,571
That's All We
Asked Of Him.
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00:06:04,571 --> 00:06:06,257
Russell,
I'm Not Criticizing
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But The First Time
I Took My Daughter Bowling
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She Scored 77, And She Was
Eight Years Of Age
140
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With One Arm In A Sling.
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75, 75!
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That's All We Asked, 75.
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Now We've All
Been Through That.
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Russell, I Got
Very Great Sympathy For You
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Being The Father Of That Man.
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All We Needed Was A Trifling 75
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From This Man.
148
00:06:33,812 --> 00:06:36,081
Huxtable, You
Threw Your Ball
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In The Gutter
So Many Times
150
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The People Started
Calling It "Wino."
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All...
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Wino!
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Let Me See This Ball.
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Such A Pretty Thing.
155
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Looks Like It's Got
Toothpaste In It.
156
00:07:02,775 --> 00:07:06,200
And You Had To Throw It
In The Gutter.
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00:07:08,847 --> 00:07:11,207
The Man Who Drilled The Hole...
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Look At How My Thumb
Goes In And Out.
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00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:16,208
Who Does That
Remind You Of?
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"Alibi" Al Benson.
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Take A Strike
And Say
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A Piece Of Dust
Got In His Eye.
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It's Not
The Ball's Fault.
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I Mean, What You Need
Is A New Pair Of Eyes...
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A New Arm...
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A New Brain.
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Son, Look, Let Me Put
This Ball To Rest.
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Gentlemen,
Gentlemen.
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Remember, We're All
Part Of A Team.
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Now Let's Just Forget It.
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There's Always Next Week.
172
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And If My Son Doesn't
Become A Good Bowler
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He'll Be An Expert
On Buying Chinese Food.
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You Mean, He's Bowling
With Us Next Week?!
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Hey, More Chinese Food.
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Hey, I'm Hungry.
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00:08:01,756 --> 00:08:02,757
Let's Eat.
178
00:08:02,757 --> 00:08:03,792
All Right.
179
00:08:03,792 --> 00:08:05,927
Everybody Meet Over At My House.
180
00:08:05,927 --> 00:08:09,364
We're Going To Have
Some Good Talk About Baseball.
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00:08:10,965 --> 00:08:12,367
Huxtable...
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00:08:14,047 --> 00:08:16,052
Look At This Ball.
183
00:08:16,052 --> 00:08:19,007
I Don't Even Have
A Proper Bag For It.
184
00:08:19,007 --> 00:08:21,054
I Just Throw It In The Trunk.
185
00:08:21,054 --> 00:08:24,512
In Summer, It Expands.
186
00:08:24,512 --> 00:08:26,881
I Bowl 150, 151.
187
00:08:26,881 --> 00:08:29,818
In Winter, It Contracts.
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I Bowl 150, 151.
189
00:08:33,421 --> 00:08:35,049
I've Never Bowled A 75.
190
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Baseball Stories?
191
00:08:43,965 --> 00:08:45,567
Well, Don't Let's Worry
192
00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:47,702
About The Baseball Stories.
193
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Just Think About
The Chinese Food.
194
00:09:02,039 --> 00:09:03,040
Great Story.
195
00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:06,911
Oh, Yes, Very Fine.
196
00:09:06,911 --> 00:09:09,046
Pass The Egg Rolls, Please.
197
00:09:09,046 --> 00:09:12,413
And While You're At It,
Pass The Mu Shu Pork.
198
00:09:12,413 --> 00:09:17,355
I Remember Dad Took Me
To 44th And Parkside
199
00:09:17,355 --> 00:09:20,758
To See
The Kansas City Monarchs
200
00:09:20,758 --> 00:09:25,897
And I Remember
It Was A Lovely Sunday...
201
00:09:25,897 --> 00:09:28,199
There He Goes Again.
202
00:09:28,199 --> 00:09:30,835
We're Talking About
The Kansas City Monarchs.
203
00:09:30,835 --> 00:09:33,411
There Was A Man
That Pitched For Them
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Named Satchel Paige.
205
00:09:34,906 --> 00:09:36,411
He Had A Hesitation Pitch.
206
00:09:36,411 --> 00:09:38,943
Can You Pass Me
The Spare Ribs?
207
00:09:38,943 --> 00:09:40,410
Thank You.
208
00:09:41,712 --> 00:09:44,405
See, Now, This
Hesitation Pitch...
209
00:09:47,118 --> 00:09:48,719
A Pitcher Will Throw, See...
210
00:09:48,719 --> 00:09:50,405
Any Dumplings
Over There?
211
00:09:52,356 --> 00:09:54,058
Dumplings Coming Up.
212
00:09:55,412 --> 00:09:56,961
Carleton:
Sorry, Sorry.
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00:09:56,961 --> 00:09:58,407
Go Ahead.
Go Ahead.
214
00:10:00,409 --> 00:10:02,408
When The Regular Pitchers Pitch
215
00:10:02,408 --> 00:10:04,405
They Just Go And Throw.
216
00:10:04,405 --> 00:10:06,137
Any Sweet
And Sour Pork?
217
00:10:11,405 --> 00:10:13,405
Drop Some, Hey?
218
00:10:16,405 --> 00:10:18,983
So What They Do
219
00:10:18,983 --> 00:10:21,786
Is Their Arms
Go Back This Way.
220
00:10:21,786 --> 00:10:26,057
And Satchel Took It On Back,
He Took It Back
221
00:10:26,057 --> 00:10:27,959
And Brought It Up
222
00:10:27,959 --> 00:10:30,413
And Stomped Two Times
On The Mound.
223
00:10:30,413 --> 00:10:32,405
You Understand?
224
00:10:32,405 --> 00:10:33,731
Now...
225
00:10:39,837 --> 00:10:41,105
What Did I Just Say?
226
00:10:41,105 --> 00:10:42,405
About What?
227
00:10:45,142 --> 00:10:47,405
What Are You Doing
With Those Boxes?
228
00:10:47,405 --> 00:10:49,113
You Planning On Stealing
The Food?
229
00:10:52,149 --> 00:10:54,411
Can't Say Stealing
Without Mentioning Pep Miller.
230
00:10:54,411 --> 00:10:55,953
He Could Steal.
231
00:10:55,953 --> 00:10:57,755
Pep Miller
Stole Everything
232
00:10:57,755 --> 00:10:58,923
Except First Base
233
00:10:58,923 --> 00:11:00,408
In The First Inning.
234
00:11:00,408 --> 00:11:03,405
The Next Inning,
The Catcher Walks Out.
235
00:11:03,405 --> 00:11:06,405
He's Got Printed
Across His Chest Protector
236
00:11:06,405 --> 00:11:09,333
"Thou Shalt Not Steal--
Please, Mr. Miller."
237
00:11:11,407 --> 00:11:13,405
Don't You Get It, Harmon?
238
00:11:13,405 --> 00:11:15,806
Thou Shalt Not Steal.
239
00:11:15,806 --> 00:11:19,944
In Baseball,
You Can Steal A Base.
240
00:11:19,944 --> 00:11:21,405
Hysterical.
241
00:11:24,715 --> 00:11:26,050
Wake Up, Boy.
242
00:11:26,050 --> 00:11:27,405
You Have Dropsy?
243
00:11:27,405 --> 00:11:30,054
Wake Up!
244
00:11:30,054 --> 00:11:31,722
Ah, Yes.
245
00:11:31,722 --> 00:11:34,405
Fascinating, These Baseball
Treasures Of Yours.
246
00:11:34,405 --> 00:11:38,896
But I Know Very Little
About Baseball
247
00:11:38,896 --> 00:11:40,405
So All This Good Fun--
248
00:11:40,405 --> 00:11:42,406
Ha Ha Ha---
249
00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:48,072
Is Wasted On Me.
250
00:11:49,707 --> 00:11:52,414
Tell Him The Story
About Roy Campanella.
251
00:11:52,414 --> 00:11:56,405
If You Don't Get The Story
About Roy Campanella...
252
00:11:56,405 --> 00:11:59,884
Yeah, And Like Everybody
Knows Roy Campanella.
253
00:11:59,884 --> 00:12:03,409
Roy Tells
About This Game
254
00:12:03,409 --> 00:12:05,408
They Played In Heavy Fog.
255
00:12:05,408 --> 00:12:08,893
Every Time We Hit The Ball
To The Outfield
256
00:12:08,893 --> 00:12:10,406
Nobody Could See It.
257
00:12:10,406 --> 00:12:12,830
And Roy's Team
Is Circling The Bases
258
00:12:12,830 --> 00:12:13,831
And The Score
259
00:12:13,831 --> 00:12:15,266
Is Adding Up.
260
00:12:15,266 --> 00:12:17,368
When They Took
The Field
261
00:12:17,368 --> 00:12:21,038
Their Manager Called
The Outfielders Together
262
00:12:21,038 --> 00:12:22,405
And Says To Them
263
00:12:22,405 --> 00:12:25,405
"Now Here's A Ball
For Each Of You.
264
00:12:25,405 --> 00:12:29,213
"Now If A Fly Ball
Is Hit Your Way
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00:12:29,213 --> 00:12:30,948
You Cry, 'I've Got It.'"
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00:12:30,948 --> 00:12:34,085
Don't You Know
The Next Batter
267
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Hit A High Fly Ball
Up Into The Fog
268
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Deep Into Outfield.
269
00:12:39,223 --> 00:12:42,960
Now Everybody's Looking,
But No One Can See A Thing.
270
00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:46,230
Then You Hear, "I Got It."
271
00:12:46,230 --> 00:12:48,405
And The Runners Hold Up
272
00:12:48,405 --> 00:12:51,001
And Then Simultaneously
Through The Fog
273
00:12:51,001 --> 00:12:54,413
Three Balls Come Flying In
From All Over The Outfield.
274
00:13:06,283 --> 00:13:09,019
Honey, You Are Missing
All The Fun.
275
00:13:09,019 --> 00:13:12,056
You Should Hear
Some Of These Stories.
276
00:13:12,056 --> 00:13:14,411
I've Heard
Those Stories Before.
277
00:13:14,411 --> 00:13:16,414
That's Why I'm In Here Now.
278
00:13:18,062 --> 00:13:20,412
You Are Doing What You Do Best:
279
00:13:20,412 --> 00:13:22,032
Trying To Outtalk Each Other.
280
00:13:22,032 --> 00:13:23,901
If I Were There,
You'd Be Trying
281
00:13:23,901 --> 00:13:25,413
To Outtalk Each Other To Me.
282
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:27,412
So There's Your Fruit Salad.
283
00:13:27,412 --> 00:13:29,412
I Am Off For A Quiet Walk.
284
00:13:30,975 --> 00:13:33,405
Don't Forget
To Come Back
285
00:13:33,405 --> 00:13:36,180
'Cause You Know
Who's Waiting For You.
286
00:13:39,413 --> 00:13:40,413
Hi, Dad.
287
00:13:40,413 --> 00:13:41,719
Hello, Ladies.
288
00:13:41,719 --> 00:13:43,414
Rudy:
You And Your Friends
289
00:13:43,414 --> 00:13:46,407
Are Out There
Talking About Baseball, Right?
290
00:13:46,407 --> 00:13:48,192
Right.
291
00:13:48,192 --> 00:13:51,405
What Team In 1950 Were Known
As The Whiz Kids?
292
00:13:52,997 --> 00:13:55,366
You Don't Know That?
293
00:13:55,366 --> 00:13:56,367
And You Do?
294
00:13:56,367 --> 00:13:57,368
Yes, I Do.
295
00:13:57,368 --> 00:13:58,410
Philadelphia Phillies.
296
00:13:58,410 --> 00:14:01,105
Willie "Pull His Head" Jones
On Third.
297
00:14:03,140 --> 00:14:06,405
Do You Happen To Know
Who Harry S. Truman Defeated
298
00:14:06,405 --> 00:14:07,405
In 1948?
299
00:14:07,405 --> 00:14:08,946
He Defeated, Uh...
300
00:14:08,946 --> 00:14:11,882
You Don't Know
That Either, Rudy?
301
00:14:11,882 --> 00:14:12,817
And You Do?
302
00:14:12,817 --> 00:14:14,410
Yes, I Do.
303
00:14:14,410 --> 00:14:16,187
Thomas E. Dewey.
304
00:14:16,187 --> 00:14:20,958
Tell Them What They Won,
Frank.
305
00:14:20,958 --> 00:14:23,414
Tell Them What They Won,
Frank?
306
00:14:23,414 --> 00:14:25,405
Yes.
307
00:14:29,414 --> 00:14:31,268
Who Is Frank?
308
00:14:31,268 --> 00:14:32,406
That's Thomas E. Dewey
309
00:14:32,406 --> 00:14:34,238
"Tell Them What They Won's"
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Last Name.
311
00:14:37,411 --> 00:14:40,411
Well, Bye, I Have To Finish
My Homework.
312
00:14:48,018 --> 00:14:50,321
Come Over Here A Second.
313
00:14:50,321 --> 00:14:51,922
Okay.
314
00:14:58,405 --> 00:15:04,001
Harry S. Truman Defeated Who?
315
00:15:04,001 --> 00:15:05,405
Thomas E. Dewey.
316
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,771
Tell Them What They Won, Frank.
317
00:15:07,771 --> 00:15:12,309
Tell Them What They Won, Frank?
318
00:15:12,309 --> 00:15:14,011
Yes.
319
00:15:14,011 --> 00:15:17,214
And Frank Is The Last Name?
320
00:15:17,214 --> 00:15:19,216
Yes.
321
00:15:20,410 --> 00:15:23,411
Why Does He Have
Such A Long Last Name?
322
00:15:24,405 --> 00:15:27,410
Flat Foot Floogie?
323
00:15:27,410 --> 00:15:31,729
Flat Foot Floogie?!
324
00:15:31,729 --> 00:15:33,409
Wild Bill Elliot?
325
00:15:33,409 --> 00:15:36,367
What Is The Matter With You?
326
00:15:36,367 --> 00:15:38,969
We'll Be Right Back
After These Messages.
327
00:15:40,409 --> 00:15:41,772
Rudy!
328
00:15:44,408 --> 00:15:46,310
The Man Was So Quick
329
00:15:46,310 --> 00:15:49,405
That When He Cut The Corners
On The Bases
330
00:15:49,405 --> 00:15:53,217
He'd Come Back To The Dugout
With Dirt In His Pockets.
331
00:15:53,217 --> 00:15:56,407
That Reminds Me
Of Sir Garfield Sobers--
332
00:15:56,407 --> 00:15:58,405
A Superb Cricket Player.
333
00:15:58,405 --> 00:16:00,724
The Greatest All-Rounder
In The World.
334
00:16:00,724 --> 00:16:04,762
The Shellshield Tournament,
1965, The Caribbean.
335
00:16:04,762 --> 00:16:07,031
We Played In The Caribbean.
336
00:16:09,066 --> 00:16:10,768
Tell Them
The Next Time.
337
00:16:10,768 --> 00:16:12,411
We Promised Our Wives...
338
00:16:12,411 --> 00:16:14,238
I'd Better Be Going Too.
339
00:16:14,238 --> 00:16:15,410
Elvin, You
Driving Me?
340
00:16:15,410 --> 00:16:16,414
Sure Thing.
341
00:16:16,414 --> 00:16:19,843
I Guess I'll Go And Teach
My Twins To Bowl.
342
00:16:19,843 --> 00:16:21,912
Kidding, Dad.
343
00:16:21,912 --> 00:16:25,215
I'm Going To Come Back
And Help You Clean Up.
344
00:16:25,215 --> 00:16:28,408
Next Time, Just Mention
The Word Caribbean
345
00:16:28,408 --> 00:16:30,411
And I'll Tell You
That One.
346
00:16:30,411 --> 00:16:32,222
Take Care.
347
00:16:32,222 --> 00:16:34,410
I'll See You.
348
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,860
Wasn't That Some Great Stuff?
349
00:16:36,860 --> 00:16:39,363
I Just Can't Tell You
350
00:16:39,363 --> 00:16:41,405
How Great This Thing Is
351
00:16:41,405 --> 00:16:45,405
Because Each Story
Gets Better Than The Other.
352
00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:46,737
Sit Down, Cliff.
353
00:16:46,737 --> 00:16:48,005
It's Getting Late.
354
00:16:48,005 --> 00:16:51,406
We're Going To Tell You
Stories About Culture
355
00:16:51,406 --> 00:16:54,405
That Transcends
National Boundaries.
356
00:16:54,405 --> 00:16:55,879
But It's Late.
357
00:16:55,879 --> 00:16:57,715
We Talking
About Cricket.
358
00:16:57,715 --> 00:16:58,716
Fine Legs.
359
00:16:58,716 --> 00:16:59,717
Square Legs.
360
00:16:59,717 --> 00:17:01,405
Short Legs.
361
00:17:01,405 --> 00:17:02,753
Cricket.
Cricket.
362
00:17:02,753 --> 00:17:04,405
You Should Know About That.
363
00:17:04,405 --> 00:17:08,058
I Understand, But, You See,
It's Late
364
00:17:08,058 --> 00:17:09,727
And Maybe A Fortnight...
365
00:17:09,727 --> 00:17:12,062
No, No, No.
Sit Down.
366
00:17:12,062 --> 00:17:15,408
For The Past Three Hours,
Everyone In This Room
367
00:17:15,408 --> 00:17:18,405
Has Heard About
The Great American Pastime.
368
00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:20,412
Now Everyone
In This Room
369
00:17:20,412 --> 00:17:23,405
Is Going To Hear
About A Greater Pastime--
370
00:17:23,405 --> 00:17:24,405
Cricket.
371
00:17:24,405 --> 00:17:25,709
Silly Point.
372
00:17:25,709 --> 00:17:26,777
Silly Mid Off.
373
00:17:26,777 --> 00:17:28,012
Silly Mid On.
374
00:17:28,012 --> 00:17:29,405
Cricket.
Cricket.
375
00:17:29,405 --> 00:17:30,409
To The Queen!
376
00:17:30,409 --> 00:17:31,414
To The Queen!
377
00:17:31,414 --> 00:17:32,816
Queen.
378
00:17:32,816 --> 00:17:35,953
Now We Will Begin
With The Escapades
379
00:17:35,953 --> 00:17:37,411
Of The Top Five Players.
380
00:17:37,411 --> 00:17:40,724
Then We Will Move On
To The Greatest Matches
381
00:17:40,724 --> 00:17:43,227
Played In The Last Five Years
Internationally
382
00:17:43,227 --> 00:17:45,405
In Such Far-Flung Places
383
00:17:45,405 --> 00:17:49,405
As England, Australia,
India, Pakistan, New Zealand
384
00:17:49,405 --> 00:17:51,411
The West Indies, Zimbabwe
385
00:17:51,411 --> 00:17:54,406
And Randall's Island
In The Bronx.
386
00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:57,041
To The Queen!
387
00:17:57,041 --> 00:17:58,042
To The Queen!
388
00:17:59,641 --> 00:18:03,678
It Was A Good Idea To Keep
My Equipment In My Trunk.
389
00:18:03,678 --> 00:18:05,880
And You Can See
From The Equipment
390
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:08,336
What A Game Of
Immense Skill Cricket Is.
391
00:18:08,336 --> 00:18:10,330
I Don't Doubt The Skill.
392
00:18:10,330 --> 00:18:13,821
I'm Just Saying I Don't See
How You Can Compare
393
00:18:13,821 --> 00:18:16,758
The Clash Of The Titans
In Baseball...
394
00:18:16,758 --> 00:18:18,332
Harmon:
That Is Exactly
395
00:18:18,332 --> 00:18:20,161
What I Expect To Hear
396
00:18:20,161 --> 00:18:22,764
From Someone Who Admires
Baseball
397
00:18:22,764 --> 00:18:25,933
Which Is Like Our Game
Called Rounders.
398
00:18:30,336 --> 00:18:33,337
I Don't Understand What's Funny.
399
00:18:33,337 --> 00:18:35,943
It's Just That
Rounders Is A Game
400
00:18:35,943 --> 00:18:37,812
Played By Little Children.
401
00:18:39,147 --> 00:18:41,333
Well, Let Me Tell You Something.
402
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:45,219
First Of All, I Could Play
Nine Innings Of Baseball.
403
00:18:45,219 --> 00:18:48,330
I Could Steal 23 Bases,
Strike Out 14 People
404
00:18:48,330 --> 00:18:51,759
Play The Outfield By Myself,
Go Get The Fly Balls
405
00:18:51,759 --> 00:18:54,332
Make 16 Double Plays
With Nobody On It
406
00:18:54,332 --> 00:18:57,336
And Still Play Nine Innings
Of This Cricket.
407
00:18:57,336 --> 00:18:59,200
We Are Real Cricketers.
408
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,269
We Can Play For Days.
409
00:19:01,269 --> 00:19:05,239
Of Course You Can,
Because You Stop To Have Tea.
410
00:19:07,330 --> 00:19:10,329
And Then You Have
Cucumber Sandwiches.
411
00:19:10,329 --> 00:19:13,331
And Every Five Seconds,
"To The Queen."
412
00:19:13,331 --> 00:19:15,717
You Can Say That
Because You Know
413
00:19:15,717 --> 00:19:17,985
There Is No Cricket Field Nearby
414
00:19:17,985 --> 00:19:20,332
Where We Can Publicly
Disgrace You.
415
00:19:20,332 --> 00:19:24,692
Harmon, We Don't Need A Field
To Play That Game.
416
00:19:24,692 --> 00:19:27,228
We Can Play That Game Here.
417
00:19:27,228 --> 00:19:28,663
That Is
A Hollow Threat.
418
00:19:28,663 --> 00:19:30,334
You Wouldn't Damage
Your Possessions.
419
00:19:30,334 --> 00:19:32,800
No, There's Nothing
Hollow In My House.
420
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,330
Pardon Me.
421
00:19:34,330 --> 00:19:36,333
Now If You'll Help Me.
422
00:19:36,333 --> 00:19:38,206
I Don't Need Pads
423
00:19:38,206 --> 00:19:39,273
For This Game...
424
00:19:39,273 --> 00:19:41,209
Not If I'm Having Tea.
425
00:19:41,209 --> 00:19:44,334
He'll Hurl This Ball At You
At 90 Miles An Hour.
426
00:19:44,334 --> 00:19:45,913
I Couldn't Care...
427
00:19:45,913 --> 00:19:48,116
Well, No, We Can't Use This.
428
00:19:49,917 --> 00:19:51,753
We'll Use A Tennis Ball.
429
00:19:51,753 --> 00:19:53,338
But We'll Play Some Cricket
430
00:19:53,338 --> 00:19:56,958
And Every Five Minutes Have
A Cucumber Sandwich And Tea...
431
00:19:56,958 --> 00:19:57,992
"To The Queen."
432
00:19:58,993 --> 00:20:00,228
Are You Ready?
433
00:20:00,228 --> 00:20:01,229
Yes, I'm Ready.
434
00:20:01,229 --> 00:20:03,164
Okay, There
You Come.
435
00:20:03,164 --> 00:20:05,633
No Good. Here.
436
00:20:05,633 --> 00:20:06,333
You're Out.
437
00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:07,330
I'm Not Out.
438
00:20:07,330 --> 00:20:09,329
You Can't Catch The Ball.
439
00:20:09,329 --> 00:20:10,938
This Is Not Baseball.
440
00:20:10,938 --> 00:20:13,274
I Have To Catch The Ball...
441
00:20:13,274 --> 00:20:15,334
You Hit The Ball With The Bat.
442
00:20:15,334 --> 00:20:17,334
That's What You've
Got The Bat For.
443
00:20:17,334 --> 00:20:20,815
We Don't Play With A Ball
That's Going Behind.
444
00:20:20,815 --> 00:20:21,816
Come On.
445
00:20:21,816 --> 00:20:23,251
I'm Ready.
446
00:20:23,251 --> 00:20:24,786
Hey.
447
00:20:24,786 --> 00:20:25,987
Here We Go.
448
00:20:25,987 --> 00:20:27,221
Silly Things.
449
00:20:27,221 --> 00:20:28,329
Oh, Boy.
450
00:20:36,798 --> 00:20:37,799
I'm Safe.
451
00:20:37,799 --> 00:20:38,800
No, You're Not.
452
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,635
Well, I'm Not Out.
453
00:20:40,635 --> 00:20:43,271
This Time,
I'm Coming All The Way
454
00:20:43,271 --> 00:20:44,331
From Jamaica.
455
00:20:44,331 --> 00:20:45,334
Yeah, You'd Better.
456
00:20:47,642 --> 00:20:49,110
He's Coming
From Jamaica.
457
00:20:49,110 --> 00:20:50,111
You Ready?
458
00:20:50,111 --> 00:20:51,212
Come On.
459
00:20:51,212 --> 00:20:52,880
Ahhhhhh!
460
00:20:55,983 --> 00:20:57,337
Cliff:
Come On, Come On.
461
00:20:57,337 --> 00:20:59,335
I Know, Satchel Paige.
462
00:20:59,335 --> 00:21:01,332
Satchel Paige
With The Hesitation Pitch.
463
00:21:01,332 --> 00:21:02,332
I Got You.
464
00:21:02,332 --> 00:21:04,158
Don't Try It.
465
00:21:04,158 --> 00:21:05,993
You're Bouncing In Front...
466
00:21:05,993 --> 00:21:07,995
I'll Wick You.
467
00:21:07,995 --> 00:21:09,997
Oh, Boy.
468
00:21:14,334 --> 00:21:15,334
To The Queen.
469
00:21:15,334 --> 00:21:16,637
To The Queen.