1 00:01:05,531 --> 00:01:06,866 How's It Look? 2 00:01:06,866 --> 00:01:08,216 It Looks Great. 3 00:01:08,216 --> 00:01:09,702 We Make Great Parties. 4 00:01:09,702 --> 00:01:12,225 Grandma And Grandpa Will Be So Surprised 5 00:01:12,225 --> 00:01:14,225 To See Mr. And Mrs. Fields. 6 00:01:14,225 --> 00:01:16,225 They're The Funniest People. 7 00:01:16,225 --> 00:01:17,843 How Would You Know? 8 00:01:17,843 --> 00:01:21,219 You Were Seven The Last Time They Visited From Florida. 9 00:01:21,219 --> 00:01:23,216 I Wasn't Brainless. 10 00:01:23,216 --> 00:01:26,216 It Was Grandma And Grandpa's Golden Anniversary. 11 00:01:26,216 --> 00:01:28,854 Mr. Fields Let Me Dance On His Feet. 12 00:01:28,854 --> 00:01:31,216 He Pulled Quarters Out Of My Ear. 13 00:01:31,216 --> 00:01:33,216 You Fell For That Old Trick? 14 00:01:33,216 --> 00:01:36,222 All I Know Is I Got Rich. 15 00:01:36,222 --> 00:01:38,216 Vanessa: Hey, Dad. 16 00:01:38,216 --> 00:01:39,221 Hi, Dad. 17 00:01:39,221 --> 00:01:41,033 Oh, This Looks Nice. 18 00:01:41,033 --> 00:01:42,221 Thank You. 19 00:01:42,221 --> 00:01:43,702 Looks Nice. 20 00:01:45,771 --> 00:01:47,773 Honey, I Bought It. 21 00:01:47,773 --> 00:01:50,223 Anniversary Present For My Parents-- 22 00:01:50,223 --> 00:01:55,014 A 19th Century Nigerian Ritual Bowl. 23 00:01:55,014 --> 00:01:57,220 Oh, Cliff, That's Lovely. 24 00:01:57,220 --> 00:01:59,222 What Rituals Was It Used For? 25 00:02:01,787 --> 00:02:07,927 Uh, Probably For Marriages Or Potato Salad. 26 00:02:11,063 --> 00:02:12,222 (Sneezes) 27 00:02:12,222 --> 00:02:15,534 Ho, What Is This Sneeze? 28 00:02:15,534 --> 00:02:17,536 Huh? 29 00:02:17,536 --> 00:02:19,705 (Hoarsely:) I Don't Feel Too Good. 30 00:02:19,705 --> 00:02:20,706 Oh, No. 31 00:02:20,706 --> 00:02:22,942 I Think She's Catching A Cold, Cliff. 32 00:02:22,942 --> 00:02:24,977 And I'm Making Something 33 00:02:24,977 --> 00:02:26,979 That Will Take Care Of That. 34 00:02:26,979 --> 00:02:29,815 Do You Think You'll Be Able To Sing 35 00:02:29,815 --> 00:02:32,785 For My Mother And Father's Anniversary? 36 00:02:34,787 --> 00:02:36,121 Whoa! 37 00:02:40,526 --> 00:02:42,528 Now, Talk To Me. 38 00:02:42,528 --> 00:02:45,865 What Do You Want Me To Say? 39 00:02:45,865 --> 00:02:48,221 Can You Sing ♪ Mi, Mi, Mi, Mi ♪? 40 00:02:48,221 --> 00:02:50,603 (Croaking:) ♪ Mi, Mi... ♪ 41 00:02:50,603 --> 00:02:52,938 I Don't Think You'll Make It Tonight. 42 00:02:52,938 --> 00:02:55,941 Why Don't You Go Upstairs And Just Rest 43 00:02:55,941 --> 00:02:58,944 And I'll Bring You Up Some Juice, Okay? 44 00:02:58,944 --> 00:03:00,218 That's Right, Olivia. 45 00:03:00,218 --> 00:03:01,680 I'll Bring Up Your Soup. 46 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:03,221 Okay. 47 00:03:04,683 --> 00:03:06,719 (Sneezes) 48 00:03:06,719 --> 00:03:08,218 Oh, Poor Thing. 49 00:03:08,218 --> 00:03:12,091 She Had Her Heart Set On Singing For Russell And Anna Tonight. 50 00:03:12,091 --> 00:03:13,223 (Knocking) 51 00:03:15,223 --> 00:03:17,219 Hello. Afternoon. 52 00:03:17,219 --> 00:03:18,964 Afternoon, Mrs. Huxtable. 53 00:03:18,964 --> 00:03:20,224 Afternoon, Dr. Huxtable. 54 00:03:20,224 --> 00:03:23,869 I'm So Happy That Hank Sent You. 55 00:03:23,869 --> 00:03:26,216 No Heat In The Dining Room, Huh? 56 00:03:26,216 --> 00:03:27,706 Don't Worry. 57 00:03:27,706 --> 00:03:30,843 For Ten Years Now I've Worked On That Heater. 58 00:03:30,843 --> 00:03:33,178 That's Good To Hear, Because... 59 00:03:33,178 --> 00:03:34,780 You Got A Big Party. 60 00:03:34,780 --> 00:03:37,220 I Wouldn't Want To Put A Damper 61 00:03:37,220 --> 00:03:39,818 On The Anniversary. 62 00:03:39,818 --> 00:03:41,820 Oh, My, That Smells Good. 63 00:03:41,820 --> 00:03:43,155 Oh, Thank You. 64 00:03:43,155 --> 00:03:49,224 Dave, I Have A Watch On, And You Don't Start To Get Paid 65 00:03:49,224 --> 00:03:52,131 Until Your Feet Hit The Basement. 66 00:03:52,131 --> 00:03:55,220 Oh, Yeah, I Got A Watch Too, Right Here. 67 00:03:55,220 --> 00:03:57,220 Mmm, Pardon Me. 68 00:03:57,220 --> 00:03:59,216 Pardon Me. 69 00:03:59,216 --> 00:04:00,539 Smells... 70 00:04:00,539 --> 00:04:01,874 Smells Good. 71 00:04:01,874 --> 00:04:03,216 That's Right. 72 00:04:03,216 --> 00:04:06,145 This Soup Will Help Olivia Get Over Her Cold. 73 00:04:06,145 --> 00:04:08,747 You Don't Mind A Medical Opinion? 74 00:04:08,747 --> 00:04:10,683 Please. 75 00:04:14,820 --> 00:04:16,155 Oh... 76 00:04:17,225 --> 00:04:19,525 It's Supposed To Taste Like That. 77 00:04:20,893 --> 00:04:22,895 Why? 78 00:04:22,895 --> 00:04:27,866 This Is My Great-Aunt Becky's Garlic And Lemon Rowboat Soup. 79 00:04:27,866 --> 00:04:29,224 Oh... 80 00:04:29,224 --> 00:04:32,004 Every Spring When The Mississippi Flooded 81 00:04:32,004 --> 00:04:33,672 Everybody Would Get Colds. 82 00:04:33,672 --> 00:04:35,174 Great-Aunt Becky 83 00:04:35,174 --> 00:04:38,844 Put Big Cast Iron Kettles Of This Soup In Her Rowboat. 84 00:04:38,844 --> 00:04:40,222 After People Drank It 85 00:04:40,222 --> 00:04:42,581 They Were Cured Before She Floated Away. 86 00:04:43,916 --> 00:04:48,217 Aunt Becky Rowed And Spooned Till The Waters Went Down. 87 00:04:48,217 --> 00:04:52,858 So Your Aunt Becky Was A Strong And Determined Woman 88 00:04:52,858 --> 00:04:55,794 Who Couldn't Cook. 89 00:04:55,794 --> 00:04:57,129 All I Know Is 90 00:04:57,129 --> 00:04:59,224 Everybody Who's Ever Tasted It Got Well. 91 00:04:59,224 --> 00:05:00,799 How You Feel? 92 00:05:00,799 --> 00:05:02,901 How Do I Look? 93 00:05:04,218 --> 00:05:05,771 Mom, Table's Polished. 94 00:05:05,771 --> 00:05:07,106 Thank You, Son. 95 00:05:07,106 --> 00:05:08,223 Ooh, Food. 96 00:05:08,223 --> 00:05:11,225 No, No, That's Not Food. 97 00:05:11,225 --> 00:05:15,225 This Is My Great-Aunt Becky's Garlic And Lemon Rowboat Soup. 98 00:05:15,225 --> 00:05:16,649 Rowboat Soup. 99 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:17,983 Sounds Good. 100 00:05:17,983 --> 00:05:19,051 Uh-Huh. 101 00:05:19,051 --> 00:05:21,222 I'll Take Some Of That. 102 00:05:21,222 --> 00:05:23,220 Son, Son, Son. 103 00:05:28,216 --> 00:05:30,863 Woo-Whee! 104 00:05:30,863 --> 00:05:33,216 That Soup's Got Kick. 105 00:05:33,216 --> 00:05:35,219 Nice Little Tang There. 106 00:05:37,036 --> 00:05:38,704 This Is For Olivia's Cold. 107 00:05:38,704 --> 00:05:42,007 If That Soup Doesn't Work, I'm Making Pot Likker. 108 00:05:42,007 --> 00:05:43,842 Pot Likker? 109 00:05:43,842 --> 00:05:46,145 My Grandmother Used To Make It. 110 00:05:46,145 --> 00:05:49,548 You Cook Greens In A Pot, Boil It All Down 111 00:05:49,548 --> 00:05:51,050 And Drink It. 112 00:05:51,050 --> 00:05:52,885 Every Time We Got Sick 113 00:05:52,885 --> 00:05:54,887 She Slimed Us With That Stuff. 114 00:05:54,887 --> 00:05:56,588 You Got Over That Cold. 115 00:05:56,588 --> 00:05:59,892 You Want To Help Somebody Get Over A Cold 116 00:05:59,892 --> 00:06:01,894 Brew Some Camellia On That Stove. 117 00:06:01,894 --> 00:06:02,828 Camellia? 118 00:06:02,828 --> 00:06:04,220 What You Call Chamomile. 119 00:06:04,220 --> 00:06:06,732 Looks Like A Flower, Smells Like An Apple 120 00:06:06,732 --> 00:06:09,735 With The Kick Of A Czechoslovakian Mule. 121 00:06:11,221 --> 00:06:13,221 The First Thing My Parents Packed 122 00:06:13,221 --> 00:06:14,873 When They Came From Prague. 123 00:06:14,873 --> 00:06:19,693 This House Is Full Of Doctors. 124 00:06:19,693 --> 00:06:25,341 (Doorbell Ringing) 125 00:06:25,341 --> 00:06:26,693 Hey, Charmaine. 126 00:06:26,693 --> 00:06:28,010 Hey, Pam. 127 00:06:28,010 --> 00:06:31,447 You Ready For A Good Afternoon Of Hanging Out? 128 00:06:31,447 --> 00:06:32,693 I Can't. 129 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:34,516 I'm Finishing A Big Afghan 130 00:06:34,516 --> 00:06:36,252 For Cousin Cliff's Parents' Anniversary. 131 00:06:36,252 --> 00:06:37,693 Oh, That's Sweet. 132 00:06:37,693 --> 00:06:41,693 Lance And I Used To Celebrate Our Anniversary Month By Month-- 133 00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:43,359 Give Each Other Gifts-- 134 00:06:43,359 --> 00:06:44,593 Until I Realized 135 00:06:44,593 --> 00:06:47,429 One Was Giving And The Other Was Taking. 136 00:06:47,429 --> 00:06:50,693 I Think Of Anniversaries As A Yearly Thing. 137 00:06:50,693 --> 00:06:53,402 I'm Saving Up For Our Biggie. 138 00:06:53,402 --> 00:06:54,693 Lance Is Correct. 139 00:06:54,693 --> 00:06:56,005 The Word Anniversary 140 00:06:56,005 --> 00:06:58,340 Comes From The Latin Annus, Meaning Year 141 00:06:58,340 --> 00:06:59,693 And Vertos, Meaning Turn. 142 00:06:59,693 --> 00:07:01,176 So A Monthly Anniversary 143 00:07:01,176 --> 00:07:03,379 Is Linguistically Contradictory. 144 00:07:03,379 --> 00:07:06,348 Listen To The Man With The Facts. 145 00:07:06,348 --> 00:07:08,693 We Men Have Too Much On Our Minds 146 00:07:08,693 --> 00:07:11,353 To Keep Monthly Tabs On The Love Calendar. 147 00:07:11,353 --> 00:07:12,621 Ain't That Right, Aaron? 148 00:07:12,621 --> 00:07:14,123 When Was The First Time 149 00:07:14,123 --> 00:07:15,698 You And Pam Went Out Together? 150 00:07:15,698 --> 00:07:17,526 October 14. 151 00:07:17,526 --> 00:07:21,630 Both: Four Months, Three Weeks, And Two Days Ago. 152 00:07:21,630 --> 00:07:24,266 If You Care, You'd Remember. 153 00:07:24,266 --> 00:07:25,501 I Care. 154 00:07:25,501 --> 00:07:28,698 My Philosophy Is That You Diminish Anniversaries 155 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:31,694 If You Have One For Every Event. 156 00:07:31,694 --> 00:07:33,175 "Our First Pizza." 157 00:07:33,175 --> 00:07:35,344 "Our First Pizza With Pepperoni." 158 00:07:35,344 --> 00:07:37,697 A Person Would Need An Anniversary Computer 159 00:07:37,697 --> 00:07:40,416 To Keep Up With All Those Dates. 160 00:07:40,416 --> 00:07:41,698 Aaron Remembers. 161 00:07:41,698 --> 00:07:44,520 What Was The Date Of Our First Kiss? 162 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:46,693 November 2, 10:15 P.M. 163 00:07:46,693 --> 00:07:48,693 It Lasted 23 Seconds. 164 00:07:48,693 --> 00:07:52,194 He's Something, Isn't He, Charmaine? 165 00:07:52,194 --> 00:07:55,197 Yes, He's Something. 166 00:07:56,694 --> 00:07:58,167 A Kiss Is Easy. 167 00:07:58,167 --> 00:08:01,537 When Was The First Time You All Held Hands? 168 00:08:01,537 --> 00:08:03,005 That's Easy. 169 00:08:03,005 --> 00:08:04,340 Aaron? 170 00:08:06,693 --> 00:08:10,479 Let's See, There Have Been So Many Times. 171 00:08:10,479 --> 00:08:13,115 He's Talking About The Firsttime. 172 00:08:13,115 --> 00:08:16,418 Do You Remember, Pam? 173 00:08:16,418 --> 00:08:18,120 I Do. 174 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:21,190 Come To Think Of It, So Do I. 175 00:08:21,190 --> 00:08:24,193 It Was The Evening Of October 24. 176 00:08:24,193 --> 00:08:26,693 I Remember That Because It Was Misty 177 00:08:26,693 --> 00:08:29,431 And It Gave Your Skin This Beautiful Glow. 178 00:08:29,431 --> 00:08:31,166 Oh, Man. 179 00:08:31,166 --> 00:08:33,202 As We Walked From The Library 180 00:08:33,202 --> 00:08:37,005 I Took Your Hand In Mine. 181 00:08:37,005 --> 00:08:39,575 That Was The Third Time. 182 00:08:39,575 --> 00:08:41,143 But I'll Take It. 183 00:08:41,143 --> 00:08:46,248 Lance, Why Don't You Try A Stab At Our First Kiss. 184 00:08:46,248 --> 00:08:50,718 I Know It Was A Lot Longer Than 23 Seconds. 185 00:08:50,718 --> 00:08:54,015 We Have To Remember That What's Important To One Person 186 00:08:54,015 --> 00:08:57,018 Many Not Be As Important To Another. 187 00:08:57,018 --> 00:08:59,353 I Remember The First Time 188 00:08:59,353 --> 00:09:01,613 We Went To The Library Together, Do You? 189 00:09:01,613 --> 00:09:04,608 You Can't Compare Studying With Holding Hands. 190 00:09:04,608 --> 00:09:06,257 Yes, I Can. 191 00:09:06,257 --> 00:09:07,926 We Were Studying Biology 192 00:09:07,926 --> 00:09:10,261 And You Were Nibbling An Apple. 193 00:09:10,261 --> 00:09:11,611 I Thought How Beautiful 194 00:09:11,611 --> 00:09:13,965 Your Digestive Tract Must Be. 195 00:09:13,965 --> 00:09:15,611 Oh, Man. 196 00:09:27,379 --> 00:09:29,247 (Whispering:) Hello. 197 00:09:35,253 --> 00:09:37,606 ♪ Aaaaah! ♪ 198 00:09:39,257 --> 00:09:41,092 ♪ Hello, Hello, Hello ♪ 199 00:09:41,092 --> 00:09:43,606 ♪ Mi, Mi, Mi, Mi, Mi, Mi ♪ 200 00:09:43,606 --> 00:09:46,197 ♪ Le-Dee, Le-Dee, Le-Dee ♪ 201 00:09:48,266 --> 00:09:52,971 ♪ Mi, Mi, Mi, Mi, Mi, Mi, Mi, Mi, Mi, Mi ♪ 202 00:09:55,907 --> 00:09:57,242 (Croaking:) ♪ Mi, Mi... ♪ 203 00:09:57,242 --> 00:09:58,910 It Doesn't Work. 204 00:09:58,910 --> 00:10:01,606 Okay. 205 00:10:03,606 --> 00:10:05,984 Well, Maybe You'll Sing 206 00:10:05,984 --> 00:10:10,614 For My Mother And Father Another Time. 207 00:10:10,614 --> 00:10:14,259 But I Said I'd Sing Them A Special Song 208 00:10:14,259 --> 00:10:16,361 For Their Anniversary. 209 00:10:16,361 --> 00:10:20,565 Yeah, But, Honey, You Just Can't. 210 00:10:20,565 --> 00:10:23,615 My Dad Said It's Wrong To Break A Promise. 211 00:10:23,615 --> 00:10:28,273 I Know, But In This Case You Can't Do Anything 212 00:10:28,273 --> 00:10:30,614 So Maybe You Can Give Them Something Else. 213 00:10:30,614 --> 00:10:32,243 Like What? 214 00:10:32,243 --> 00:10:33,606 I'm Not Big. 215 00:10:33,606 --> 00:10:35,914 I Can't Sew Like Pam. 216 00:10:35,914 --> 00:10:39,484 You And Mrs. Huxtable Won't Let Me Cook Anything. 217 00:10:41,119 --> 00:10:43,606 I Can't Buy Them Anything. 218 00:10:43,606 --> 00:10:45,056 I'm Broke. 219 00:10:45,056 --> 00:10:47,612 What Happened To All Your Money? 220 00:10:47,612 --> 00:10:49,260 I Don't Know. 221 00:10:49,260 --> 00:10:51,607 I Bought Some Bubble Gum. 222 00:11:03,302 --> 00:11:04,465 Ha Ha! Here's Another Quarter. 223 00:11:04,465 --> 00:11:06,005 Thank You. 224 00:11:06,005 --> 00:11:07,462 Wait A Minute. 225 00:11:07,462 --> 00:11:08,464 Another One. 226 00:11:08,464 --> 00:11:09,875 Thank You. 227 00:11:09,875 --> 00:11:11,463 Mr. And Mrs. Fields 228 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:14,947 I Cannot Wait To See Grandma And Grandpa's Faces 229 00:11:14,947 --> 00:11:16,248 When They See You. 230 00:11:16,248 --> 00:11:19,465 I Can't Wait To See The Look On Russell's Face 231 00:11:19,465 --> 00:11:21,954 Because He Owes Me Five Dollars. 232 00:11:21,954 --> 00:11:24,460 I'm Asking For It In Quarters. 233 00:11:24,460 --> 00:11:26,158 Why Does He Owe You Five Dollars? 234 00:11:26,158 --> 00:11:28,060 Because 55 Years Ago Today 235 00:11:28,060 --> 00:11:31,230 I Bet Russell That His Marriage Would Not Last. 236 00:11:31,230 --> 00:11:33,338 You Never Said That. 237 00:11:33,338 --> 00:11:33,838 Yes, I Did. 238 00:11:33,838 --> 00:11:36,621 Their Car Just Pulled Up! 239 00:11:36,621 --> 00:11:37,916 When They Come In, We Take A Picture. 240 00:11:37,916 --> 00:11:39,306 Stand Over Here 241 00:11:39,306 --> 00:11:43,715 And Then You Can Jump Out And Say, "Surprise." 242 00:11:43,715 --> 00:11:46,326 Both: Surprise! 243 00:11:48,820 --> 00:11:52,657 All These Years We've Been Coming Here On Our Anniversary 244 00:11:52,657 --> 00:11:54,959 Walking Through This Door The Same Way. 245 00:11:54,959 --> 00:11:58,326 This Year We Decided To Spice It Up A Little. 246 00:11:58,326 --> 00:11:59,330 That's Right. 247 00:12:01,324 --> 00:12:03,326 These Are My Parents. 248 00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:09,774 That's The Same Way They Looked When They Got Married. 249 00:12:11,843 --> 00:12:13,278 What A Surprise! 250 00:12:15,179 --> 00:12:16,332 Let's Go Sit Down. 251 00:12:16,332 --> 00:12:17,815 Hi, Grandma. 252 00:12:17,815 --> 00:12:19,324 Here's My Baby. 253 00:12:22,220 --> 00:12:23,988 Hi, Grandpa. 254 00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:28,331 Grandma, Grandpa, The Surprises Are Not Over Yet. 255 00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:31,324 Rudy And I Have Something For You In The Kitchen. 256 00:12:31,324 --> 00:12:34,032 Something Very Special That They're Preparing 257 00:12:34,032 --> 00:12:37,702 And We Have These Gifts For You Later On. 258 00:12:37,702 --> 00:12:39,771 This Is From Sondra And Elvin. 259 00:12:39,771 --> 00:12:41,327 They're At A Medical Convention. 260 00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:42,333 Martin Is Shipping Out. 261 00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:43,741 Denise Is With Him. 262 00:12:43,741 --> 00:12:46,333 Didn't They Leave A Little Representative Behind? 263 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:47,679 She's Got A Little Cold. 264 00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:50,324 Did You Put Asafetida Around Her Neck? 265 00:12:50,324 --> 00:12:52,116 What's Asafetida? 266 00:12:52,116 --> 00:12:53,885 It's A Healing Herb. 267 00:12:53,885 --> 00:12:55,820 It's A Stinking Herb. 268 00:12:58,333 --> 00:13:00,625 Put This Around Your Neck 269 00:13:00,625 --> 00:13:03,332 And It Smells Like Rotten Potatoes. 270 00:13:03,332 --> 00:13:05,063 But It Worked. 271 00:13:05,063 --> 00:13:06,333 Asafetida Around Your Neck 272 00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:09,901 And Your Feet In Hot Water With Mustard Plaster-- 273 00:13:09,901 --> 00:13:12,003 Knock The Cold Right Out Of You. 274 00:13:12,003 --> 00:13:15,206 Dad, They Made You Put Your Feet In Mustard Plaster? 275 00:13:15,206 --> 00:13:19,331 You Have No Idea How Fortunate You Are Your Father's A Doctor. 276 00:13:19,331 --> 00:13:22,146 This Woman-- My Mother-- And Her Mother... 277 00:13:22,146 --> 00:13:24,215 I Have Chicken Pox. 278 00:13:24,215 --> 00:13:26,330 They Came Up To The Room. 279 00:13:26,330 --> 00:13:29,332 Had A Bowl Of Oatmeal. 280 00:13:29,332 --> 00:13:32,857 Made Me Take All My Clothes Off. 281 00:13:32,857 --> 00:13:36,627 Put Wax Paper Over The Sheet. 282 00:13:36,627 --> 00:13:44,324 Took This Oatmeal And Smeared It All Over My Body. 283 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,636 Oatmeal Paste. 284 00:13:45,636 --> 00:13:48,324 And You Stopped Itching And Squirming, Didn't You? 285 00:13:48,324 --> 00:13:51,324 Yes, Because I Was Afraid Of What Else 286 00:13:51,324 --> 00:13:54,145 You All Were Going To Do. 287 00:13:56,247 --> 00:13:59,333 I Thought You All Were Going To Come Up 288 00:13:59,333 --> 00:14:03,332 And Put Brown Sugar And Nuts And Raisins All Over Me 289 00:14:03,332 --> 00:14:04,655 And Open The Window 290 00:14:04,655 --> 00:14:07,330 And Let All Of The Birds Come In. 291 00:14:09,927 --> 00:14:13,326 Can't Olivia Visit With Us For A Little While? 292 00:14:13,326 --> 00:14:14,632 She's Embarrassed. 293 00:14:14,632 --> 00:14:18,324 She Promised She Would Sing That Song For You. 294 00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:19,904 Now She Can't. 295 00:14:19,904 --> 00:14:21,324 Is She Congested? 296 00:14:21,324 --> 00:14:23,975 Kerosene And Sugar Will Break That Up. 297 00:14:23,975 --> 00:14:25,324 For Chest Congestion 298 00:14:25,324 --> 00:14:29,324 Everybody Knows It's Turpentine And Sugar. 299 00:14:31,324 --> 00:14:34,331 Turpentine And Kerosene For Chest Congestion. 300 00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:37,989 All You Got To Do Is Light A Cigarette. 301 00:14:37,989 --> 00:14:41,192 Your Chest Will Open Right Up. 302 00:14:41,192 --> 00:14:42,332 Cliff, Stop That Now. 303 00:14:42,332 --> 00:14:44,662 Don't Make Fun Of Home Remedies. 304 00:14:44,662 --> 00:14:47,332 I'm Telling You That These People 305 00:14:47,332 --> 00:14:50,802 Are Talking About A Teaspoon Of Kerosene Or Turpentine 306 00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:54,324 And These Things, Taken Internally, Are Toxic. 307 00:14:54,324 --> 00:14:56,240 You Can't Digest That Stuff. 308 00:14:56,240 --> 00:15:00,333 You Will Open Up... The Heavenly Gates. 309 00:15:02,780 --> 00:15:05,332 Olivia Hasn't Got A Fever, Has She? 310 00:15:05,332 --> 00:15:06,918 No, Not Anymore. 311 00:15:06,918 --> 00:15:08,019 I'm Not Recommending This. 312 00:15:08,019 --> 00:15:09,324 Good. 313 00:15:09,324 --> 00:15:10,329 When I Was A Boy 314 00:15:10,329 --> 00:15:11,889 To Reduce Fever 315 00:15:11,889 --> 00:15:14,324 People Gave Children Rolled-Up Spider Webs. 316 00:15:14,324 --> 00:15:16,326 How Do You Swallow Spider Webs? 317 00:15:16,326 --> 00:15:19,197 A Little Orange Juice-- Goes Right Down. 318 00:15:20,631 --> 00:15:23,134 I Had A 104 Temperature Once. 319 00:15:23,134 --> 00:15:25,770 Took Two Of Those Rolled-Up Spider Webs. 320 00:15:25,770 --> 00:15:28,005 Couple Of Hours Later, 98.6. 321 00:15:28,005 --> 00:15:30,975 Dad, Come On, Spider Webs? 322 00:15:30,975 --> 00:15:32,330 Antipyretic. 323 00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:34,324 I Guess, In That Case 324 00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:37,915 When A Patient Calls With A High Fever, Just Say 325 00:15:37,915 --> 00:15:41,324 "Go Down To Your Basement, Take A Flashlight 326 00:15:41,324 --> 00:15:44,922 "Look In The Darkest Corner, Find A Big Spider Web 327 00:15:44,922 --> 00:15:46,791 "Put It In Your Mouth 328 00:15:46,791 --> 00:15:50,327 "Take Some Orange Juice Along With A Little Kerosene 329 00:15:50,327 --> 00:15:56,067 And Then Call Me In The Morning After You Dip In Some Oatmeal." 330 00:15:57,735 --> 00:15:59,704 My Roommate Had Asthma. 331 00:15:59,704 --> 00:16:03,774 We Took Him To This Cureologist In The Village. 332 00:16:03,774 --> 00:16:04,809 Cureologist? 333 00:16:04,809 --> 00:16:06,177 Yeah. 334 00:16:06,177 --> 00:16:07,945 Is That My Sport Coat? 335 00:16:07,945 --> 00:16:10,327 Yeah, Mine Was In The Cleaners. 336 00:16:10,327 --> 00:16:11,332 Thanks, Dad. 337 00:16:13,326 --> 00:16:15,333 We Went To This Cureologist. 338 00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:18,330 He Had This Wooden Sign On His Door 339 00:16:18,330 --> 00:16:20,625 With 100, 150 Things Listed. 340 00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:22,760 My Friend Walked In. 341 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:24,328 He Was Coughing And Wheezing. 342 00:16:24,328 --> 00:16:27,325 The Man Mixed Up A Concoction Right There. 343 00:16:27,325 --> 00:16:29,327 He Took Goat's Milk 344 00:16:29,327 --> 00:16:31,328 And He Boiled It Up. 345 00:16:31,328 --> 00:16:34,972 Took A Little Pinch Of Salt, A Pinch Of Cocoa 346 00:16:34,972 --> 00:16:38,324 And Then This Man Got A Little Green Lizard 347 00:16:38,324 --> 00:16:40,211 And Dropped It Right In. 348 00:16:40,211 --> 00:16:41,778 A Live Lizard?! 349 00:16:41,778 --> 00:16:44,948 He Drank It With That Live Lizard In It? 350 00:16:44,948 --> 00:16:48,057 He Took One Look At That Lizard Swimming Around 351 00:16:48,057 --> 00:16:49,686 And Ran Away. 352 00:16:51,145 --> 00:16:53,347 Stopped His Wheezing For Life. 353 00:17:02,607 --> 00:17:04,611 Fluids. 354 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,605 Garlic. 355 00:17:10,931 --> 00:17:12,606 Lemon. 356 00:17:15,936 --> 00:17:17,605 What? Whoa. 357 00:17:17,605 --> 00:17:19,206 What Is This, Hon? 358 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:20,541 I Got To Sing. 359 00:17:20,541 --> 00:17:21,605 I Got To Sing. 360 00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:23,911 What Is This For? 361 00:17:23,911 --> 00:17:26,605 Fluids, Garlic And Lemon Rowboat. 362 00:17:26,605 --> 00:17:28,949 You're Not Planning On Drinking This, Are You? 363 00:17:28,949 --> 00:17:29,917 Yes. 364 00:17:29,917 --> 00:17:31,605 No, No, You Can't. 365 00:17:31,605 --> 00:17:33,220 You Can't Drink It. 366 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,421 I Have To. 367 00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:35,923 You Don't Have To. 368 00:17:35,923 --> 00:17:37,258 Stop It. 369 00:17:37,258 --> 00:17:38,612 Stop It! 370 00:17:38,612 --> 00:17:40,060 Listen To Me. 371 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:41,605 Listen To Me Carefully. 372 00:17:41,605 --> 00:17:43,030 Come Here. 373 00:17:43,030 --> 00:17:45,606 Don't Sneeze In My Face, Okay? 374 00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:47,968 You Can't! 375 00:17:47,968 --> 00:17:49,613 Calm Yourself. 376 00:17:49,613 --> 00:17:54,174 We'll Go Upstairs, And I Will Figure Something Out 377 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:59,113 So You Can Give My Parents The Best Present 378 00:17:59,113 --> 00:18:00,605 They've Ever Had. 379 00:18:00,605 --> 00:18:01,613 Okay? 380 00:18:01,613 --> 00:18:03,050 All Right. 381 00:18:06,609 --> 00:18:11,458 Oh, Russell, We Got Such Lovely Gifts. 382 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,360 Oh, Thanks, Clair. 383 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,613 Here's Another One. 384 00:18:14,613 --> 00:18:16,931 I Wanted To Make You An Afghan 385 00:18:16,931 --> 00:18:19,199 But I Didn't Know How Hard Crocheting Was 386 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,606 So Instead You Got 387 00:18:20,606 --> 00:18:22,610 His And Hers Hot Pads. 388 00:18:22,610 --> 00:18:24,171 Thank You. 389 00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:27,041 You Can Never Have Too Many Hot Pads. 390 00:18:27,041 --> 00:18:29,944 You Guys Got A Good Haul There. 391 00:18:29,944 --> 00:18:32,246 And The Fun Is Just Beginning. 392 00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:35,983 Ladies And Gentlemen 393 00:18:35,983 --> 00:18:39,611 The Cafe De Huxtable Is Very Proud To Present 394 00:18:39,611 --> 00:18:41,055 For Your Listening Entertainment 395 00:18:41,055 --> 00:18:42,613 Enjoyment And Pleasure 396 00:18:42,613 --> 00:18:47,194 The One And Only B.B. Hooker! 397 00:18:56,612 --> 00:18:59,606 Plus And To Add On To Which 398 00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:02,610 Mr. Hooker Along With Dame Rudith 399 00:19:02,610 --> 00:19:04,608 Will Be Accompanying For 400 00:19:04,608 --> 00:19:07,514 Your Listening Pleasure, Entertainment And Enjoyment 401 00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:10,551 The One And Only 402 00:19:10,551 --> 00:19:12,252 Olivia! 403 00:19:16,608 --> 00:19:19,927 ♪ Oh, Yeah! ♪ 404 00:19:22,496 --> 00:19:26,266 ♪ Oh, Yeah ♪ 405 00:19:28,202 --> 00:19:34,008 ♪ Everything, Everything, Everything Gonna Be All Right ♪ 406 00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:39,606 (Heavy Blues Beat) 407 00:19:42,316 --> 00:19:43,984 ♪ When I Was A Little Girl ♪ 408 00:19:45,608 --> 00:19:47,607 ♪ Only 12 Years Old ♪ 409 00:19:49,223 --> 00:19:50,958 ♪ I Couldn't Do Nothin' ♪ 410 00:19:52,526 --> 00:19:54,261 ♪ To Save My Doggone Soul ♪ 411 00:19:55,929 --> 00:19:58,999 ♪ My Mama Told Me ♪ 412 00:19:58,999 --> 00:20:01,035 ♪ The Day I Was Grown ♪ 413 00:20:02,503 --> 00:20:04,438 ♪ She Said, "Sing The Blues, Child ♪ 414 00:20:05,611 --> 00:20:07,174 ♪ Sing It From Now On" ♪ 415 00:20:09,143 --> 00:20:12,607 ♪ I'm A Woman ♪ 416 00:20:12,607 --> 00:20:14,114 ♪ Oh, Yeah ♪ 417 00:20:15,607 --> 00:20:17,051 ♪ Hey ♪ 418 00:20:25,605 --> 00:20:28,611 ♪ I'm A Woman ♪ 419 00:20:28,611 --> 00:20:30,230 ♪ I Know My Stuff ♪ 420 00:20:31,612 --> 00:20:34,935 ♪ I'm A Woman ♪ 421 00:20:34,935 --> 00:20:36,570 ♪ I Ain't Never Had Enough ♪ 422 00:20:38,372 --> 00:20:41,609 ♪ I'm Gonna Hold Back The Lightnin' ♪ 423 00:20:41,609 --> 00:20:45,112 ♪ With The Palm Of My Hand ♪ 424 00:20:45,112 --> 00:20:48,415 ♪ Shake Hands With The Devil ♪ 425 00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:50,551 ♪ Make Him Crawl In The Sand ♪ 426 00:20:51,919 --> 00:20:55,189 ♪ I'm A Woman ♪ 427 00:20:55,189 --> 00:20:56,610 ♪ Oh, Yeah ♪ 428 00:20:58,492 --> 00:21:01,610 ♪ I'm A Woman ♪ 429 00:21:05,132 --> 00:21:08,435 ♪ Oh, Yeah! ♪