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Oh, Doctor.
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Alicia's
Getting Dressed.
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She'll Be In
In A Minute.
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It's Been
A Long Nine Months.
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Thank You, Doctor
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For Being With Us
Every Step Of The Way.
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In Appreciation, I'd Like
To Give You Some More Bread
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I Baked Especially For You.
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Ray, I Have
Enough Bread.
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You Got To Have
The Egg Bread
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And The Seven-Grain.
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That's The Sourdough.
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You Gave Me This...
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You Haven't
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Eaten That Yet?
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No, Not Yet.
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Learning To Bake Bread
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Has Been So Fulfilling To Me.
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Being A High School
Basketball Coach
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Is A Tense
Profession.
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Yes, Yes...
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Baking Relieves That Tension
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And Allows Me To Be Creative.
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I Baked You
This Pumpernickel
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In The Shape
Of A Doctor's Bag
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Especially For You.
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You Might Find
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These Tongue Depressor
Breadsticks Amusing.
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Say "Ah."
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The Doctor Says
I'm In Great Shape, Ray.
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Yes, You Are
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And I Want
You Guys To Know
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That You Will Be New Parents
Any Day Now.
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Well, We've Had A Full
Nine Months To Prepare.
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And We're Ready.
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Cliff:
As Prepared
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As You Think You Are,
There May Be Some Surprises.
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You Don't Understand,
Doctor.
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For Us, There Will
Be No Surprises.
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You See, We Have Planned
For Every Eventuality.
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Oh, Good.
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We Have Completed
Childbirth Classes.
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We've Watched
The Pbs Birth Chronicles.
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This Book Has Been
Our Salvation--
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Pregnancy And Childbirth
The Natural Way.
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It Shows The Process
From Conception To Birth.
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It Even Has Today--
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Our Last Visit
To The Obstetrician.
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That's 283.
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Oh, There It Is.
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See? Our Last Visit
To The Obstetrician.
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Well, There You Go.
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You Guys Have Everything
Under Control.
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But Wait.
That's Not All.
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You Know What A Terrific
Basketball Coach Ray Is.
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It's High School--
Montgomery Cubs High.
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City Champs.
City Champs.
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He's Developed
A Winning Strategy
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For The Birth.
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Should We Show Him
Our Game Plan?
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I Don't Think
It Will Do Any Harm.
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Okay, Play Three.
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Play Three--
Beginning Labor.
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I Feel A Contraction.
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Take Your Zone, Honey,
As I Pull Out My Stopwatch
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Because We Breathe.
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30 Seconds.
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I Make A Note Of That
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And Start My Stopwatch,
Because...
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I Feel Another
Contraction.
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They're Five Minutes Apart.
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Then Do You Know
What I Do?
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I Go Over
To The Phone
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I Pick It Up,
And I Call The Doctor.
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That's You.
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Hello? Dr. Huxtable?
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This Is Ray Evans.
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My Wife Is Experiencing
Labor Pains.
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And Then You Say...
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You Say,
"How Far Apart Are They?"
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How Far Apart Are They?
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Good.
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They're Five Minutes.
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And Then You Say...
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You Say, "You Better Get Her
Over To The Hospital."
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You Better Get Her Over
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To The Hospital.
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Then I Take
My Prepacked Bag
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We Take A Cab
To The Hospital
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I Have The Baby, And In
A Few Days, We're Home.
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We're On Top
Of The Game, Doctor.
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I'm A Little Concerned
About You.
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Ray!
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How Far Apart Are They?
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You're There.
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Get Her
To The Hospital.
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Hey, How Are You?
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Good.
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How Can I Make Some Money?
100
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What Do You Want Money For?
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For Some Shampoo
And A Big Brush.
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For What?
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For The Pony I'm Getting
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For My Birthday.
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What Makes You Think
You're Going To Get A Pony?
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Last Year I Wanted A Tricycle,
And I Got It.
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This Year, I Want A Pony.
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Well, I Don't Know
About All That, See
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Because Last Year
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I Wanted A Maserati
For My Birthday
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And Mrs. Huxtable
Wouldn't Let Me Have One.
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Well, If You Tell
Daddy And Denise
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That I Want A Pony
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I'll Tell Mrs. Huxtable
That You Want A Mister Ragi.
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Now, Wait,
Because Mrs. Huxtable Is Tough.
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You Understand?
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Yeah, And She Doesn't Care
About Little, Cute Faces.
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So I'll Be Mrs. Huxtable.
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Okay, I'm Sitting Here.
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Mrs. Huxtable?
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Yes, Olivia?
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Can Dr. Huxtable
Have A Mister Ragi, Please?
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No, And Don't Come To Me Again
Asking Me That Question.
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What I'm Saying Is,
That's Not Good Enough.
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Don't You Have Something Else?
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I Got It.
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Go Ahead.
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Mrs. Huxtable?
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Yes, Darling?
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What's The Matter,
My Little Olivia?
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Can Dr. Huxtable Have
A Mister Ragi, Please?
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Oh, You Look So Cute
And So Sad, Honey
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But The Answer Is No.
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See, You Got To...
I'm Telling You, She's Tough.
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Come On, You Got To Go Lower.
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Please! Please!
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Give Dr. Huxtable
A Mister Ragi, Please!
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(Screams)
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Oh!
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Ow! Uh-Oh...
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Don't Ask. We Lost.
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Double Overtime, 77-75.
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(Groans)
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That's Exactly
How I Felt.
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I Wouldn't Have Minded It
So Much
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But It Was Such A Perversion
Of Justice.
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Honey, I Think...
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I Wish The Ref
Could Think.
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He Should Have Been Working
The Tyson Fight
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Instead Of A Basketball Game.
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My Kid Goes Up
For A Three-Pointer
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And Is Practically Mugged.
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Ohh!
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Tell Me About It.
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But Do We Hear A Whistle?
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What Do You Do
To Get A Whistle?
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Lose A Limb?
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Honey...
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Don't Try To Soothe Me.
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I'm Fine!
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00:08:07,196 --> 00:08:09,762
He Calls My Man
For Traveling.
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Ref, If You Don't Have The Ball,
It's Called Running.
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I Was So Upset, I Almost
Yanked My Kids Off The Court
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And Went Home.
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Is Something The Matter,
Sweetheart?
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I'm Having A Contraction.
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Now?
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Yes!
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Why Didn't You Blow
The Whistle?
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Well, I Tried
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But I Was Having
A Contraction.
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But Aren't You Early?
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Dr. Huxtable Said
It Could Be Any Day Now.
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He's The Doctor.
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He Should Know Exactly
When Our Baby Will Be Born.
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He Could Only Give An Estimate.
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We're Paying Him Good Money.
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You Don't Pay For An Estimate.
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We Have Practiced
For This For Months.
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It's Game Time.
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Are You Ready To Play?
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I'm Ready.
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Play Three.
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I Don't Have My Stopwatch.
185
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It's On The Bookcase.
186
00:09:00,654 --> 00:09:02,656
Now You Go Get
My Suitcase.
187
00:09:02,656 --> 00:09:04,189
The Blue Bag?
188
00:09:04,189 --> 00:09:05,524
Closet, Closet.
189
00:09:05,524 --> 00:09:07,592
It's In The Closet.
190
00:09:07,592 --> 00:09:09,461
Okay, No Problem.
191
00:09:09,461 --> 00:09:11,129
We Got This Down Here.
192
00:09:13,365 --> 00:09:16,501
Are You Sure
It's In The Closet?
193
00:09:16,501 --> 00:09:17,656
I'm Positive.
194
00:09:17,656 --> 00:09:19,438
It's Not In The Closet.
195
00:09:19,438 --> 00:09:20,505
You're Right.
196
00:09:20,505 --> 00:09:21,662
It's Right There.
197
00:09:21,662 --> 00:09:24,663
It's Supposed To Be
In The Closet.
198
00:09:24,663 --> 00:09:26,662
Make Sure
We Have Everything.
199
00:09:26,662 --> 00:09:28,413
We Have Everything.
200
00:09:28,413 --> 00:09:30,082
We Packed It Together.
201
00:09:30,082 --> 00:09:32,150
It's Just That
We Need The Book.
202
00:09:32,150 --> 00:09:34,661
I've Got The Book--
Our Little Baby Bible.
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Ow! Ow!
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00:09:37,055 --> 00:09:38,390
Hang On.
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See? Page 502?
206
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Your Cervix
Is Starting To Dilate
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00:09:42,094 --> 00:09:44,463
So That Means
We Have To Make
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00:09:44,463 --> 00:09:46,663
A Fast Break
For The Hospital Right Now.
209
00:09:46,663 --> 00:09:48,600
Where Are You Going?
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00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,969
I'm Going To Put On
Some Makeup.
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00:09:50,969 --> 00:09:55,006
Alicia, You Don't Need Makeup.
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00:09:55,006 --> 00:09:57,376
I'm Not Going Looking Like This.
213
00:09:57,376 --> 00:09:59,658
Don't Forget
The Wedding Picture.
214
00:09:59,658 --> 00:10:01,980
The Wedding Picture, Yeah.
215
00:10:01,980 --> 00:10:03,482
I Got It.
216
00:10:03,482 --> 00:10:06,218
And We Mustn't Forget
You-Know-Who.
217
00:10:06,218 --> 00:10:07,552
Franklin, Yeah.
218
00:10:07,552 --> 00:10:09,660
Won't Forget You, Big Fella.
219
00:10:09,660 --> 00:10:12,524
And Those Sweet
Little Pillows I Made.
220
00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:14,526
The Pillows. I'll Get Them.
221
00:10:14,526 --> 00:10:15,994
Here They Are.
222
00:10:15,994 --> 00:10:18,363
And Shouldn't We Call
Dr. Huxtable?
223
00:10:18,363 --> 00:10:20,499
Why? For Another Estimate?
224
00:10:20,499 --> 00:10:22,000
Honey, Play Three.
225
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,502
Yeah, Play Three.
226
00:10:23,502 --> 00:10:26,471
And Don't Forget
The Apple Juice
227
00:10:26,471 --> 00:10:29,608
And Those Plastic
Champagne Glasses.
228
00:10:29,608 --> 00:10:31,309
Right.
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00:10:31,309 --> 00:10:34,379
I'll... I'll Get Them
In A Second.
230
00:10:34,379 --> 00:10:36,448
Hello, Dr. Huxtable.
231
00:10:36,448 --> 00:10:38,350
This Is Ray Evans.
232
00:10:38,350 --> 00:10:39,184
Yeah, Ray.
233
00:10:39,184 --> 00:10:41,253
We Better Get To The Hospital
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00:10:41,253 --> 00:10:42,254
Right Away.
235
00:10:42,254 --> 00:10:43,660
How Far Apart Are They?
236
00:10:43,660 --> 00:10:46,158
That's Perfect.
237
00:10:47,655 --> 00:10:49,660
What Are You Talking About, Ray?
238
00:10:49,660 --> 00:10:51,163
You Said It
239
00:10:51,163 --> 00:10:52,654
Just Like We Practiced It.
240
00:10:52,654 --> 00:10:55,967
Will You Give Me An Answer?
241
00:10:55,967 --> 00:10:58,603
What's The Question?
242
00:10:58,603 --> 00:11:02,441
How Far Apart Are They?
243
00:11:02,441 --> 00:11:04,009
I Don't Know.
244
00:11:06,344 --> 00:11:07,663
Wait A Second.
245
00:11:07,663 --> 00:11:10,676
Honey, How Far Apart Are They?
246
00:11:10,676 --> 00:11:12,578
I'd Say About
Five Minutes.
247
00:11:12,578 --> 00:11:14,837
She'd Say About Five Minutes.
248
00:11:14,837 --> 00:11:18,803
Okay, Then Why Don't You Guys
Get Over To The Hospital.
249
00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:22,839
What If She Has The Baby
Before We Get To The Hospital?
250
00:11:22,839 --> 00:11:24,574
You've Got A Book, Right?
251
00:11:24,574 --> 00:11:25,475
Right Here.
252
00:11:25,475 --> 00:11:26,843
Anything About The Baby
253
00:11:26,843 --> 00:11:28,173
Coming Out In The House?
254
00:11:28,173 --> 00:11:30,613
Oh, My God. Let Me Look.
255
00:11:30,613 --> 00:11:33,716
Oh, God,
I Didn't Write That Down.
256
00:11:33,716 --> 00:11:36,085
Okay, Ray, Do Me A Favor.
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00:11:36,085 --> 00:11:37,587
When She Comes Out
258
00:11:37,587 --> 00:11:39,170
Get The Bags.
259
00:11:39,170 --> 00:11:41,824
You Guys Head For The Hospital.
260
00:11:41,824 --> 00:11:43,993
When You Get There, Call Me.
261
00:11:43,993 --> 00:11:45,167
Okay. Thank You.
262
00:11:45,167 --> 00:11:46,763
Hey, Listen, Ray?
263
00:11:46,763 --> 00:11:48,172
How Far Apart Are They?
264
00:11:48,172 --> 00:11:49,599
(Laughing)
265
00:11:49,599 --> 00:11:51,601
Sweetheart?
266
00:11:51,601 --> 00:11:53,102
Honey?
267
00:11:53,102 --> 00:11:54,537
Yes?
268
00:11:54,537 --> 00:11:57,707
Don't Forget ThatSoothing Sounds Of Nature Cd.
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00:11:57,707 --> 00:12:00,170
Did You Want
The Brazilian Rain Forest
270
00:12:00,170 --> 00:12:02,011
Or Whales In Love?
271
00:12:02,011 --> 00:12:03,012
Um...
272
00:12:03,012 --> 00:12:05,048
I'll Just Bring Both Of Them.
273
00:12:05,048 --> 00:12:06,482
Okay?
274
00:12:13,165 --> 00:12:15,525
What's Going On
Down There?
275
00:12:15,525 --> 00:12:20,963
Nothing. I...
I Just Cleared The Table.
276
00:12:20,963 --> 00:12:23,933
Honey, What Happened?
277
00:12:23,933 --> 00:12:25,902
I Had A Little Accident.
278
00:12:25,902 --> 00:12:27,166
(Groaning)
279
00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:29,165
I'll Be All Right.
280
00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:30,170
(Panting)
281
00:12:30,170 --> 00:12:32,108
Did You Call The Cab?
282
00:12:32,108 --> 00:12:33,167
You...
283
00:12:33,167 --> 00:12:34,173
That's Right.
284
00:12:34,173 --> 00:12:36,579
I'm Supposed
To Call The Cab.
285
00:12:36,579 --> 00:12:39,715
Remember What It Says
In The Book, Sweetheart.
286
00:12:39,715 --> 00:12:41,171
Don't Panic, And Breathe.
287
00:12:54,976 --> 00:12:58,979
You Know,
I Think I'm Doing It Wrong.
288
00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:01,398
Oh, Honey, Are You All Right?
289
00:13:01,398 --> 00:13:02,977
Just A Minute.
290
00:13:02,977 --> 00:13:05,702
She'll Talk To You.
291
00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:07,976
We Need A Cab
To 3266 Union.
292
00:13:07,976 --> 00:13:09,306
Mr. And Mrs. Evans.
293
00:13:09,306 --> 00:13:10,640
Thank You.
294
00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:11,983
Yes, Right Away.
295
00:13:11,983 --> 00:13:14,844
Cab's On Its Way.
296
00:13:14,844 --> 00:13:16,513
(Choking)
297
00:13:31,338 --> 00:13:33,474
What Are You Doing?
298
00:13:33,474 --> 00:13:35,014
I'm Making This For You.
299
00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:37,878
It's A Honey
Wheat Berry Sneaker.
300
00:13:37,878 --> 00:13:39,016
What Size Are You?
301
00:13:39,016 --> 00:13:42,016
You Can't Knead Dough
In The Birthing Room.
302
00:13:42,016 --> 00:13:44,551
It Helps Me Stay
On Top Of My Game.
303
00:13:44,551 --> 00:13:46,787
You Want To Be
On Top Of The Game...
304
00:13:46,787 --> 00:13:48,011
Is Over Here.
305
00:13:48,011 --> 00:13:50,010
So Take That Dough Out
306
00:13:50,010 --> 00:13:52,017
And Get To The Game.
307
00:13:52,017 --> 00:13:56,730
I'm Just Going To Get Rid
Of This And Go Wash My Hands.
308
00:13:56,730 --> 00:13:58,799
Okay, I'll Miss You,
Sweetie.
309
00:13:58,799 --> 00:14:00,011
I'll Miss You Too.
310
00:14:00,011 --> 00:14:01,502
And Don't Forget.
311
00:14:01,502 --> 00:14:03,011
We Came In As Two.
312
00:14:03,011 --> 00:14:04,838
We're Going Out As Three.
313
00:14:11,545 --> 00:14:13,781
Concentrate
On The Wedding Picture.
314
00:14:13,781 --> 00:14:16,383
Just Focus
On The Wedding Picture.
315
00:14:16,383 --> 00:14:19,620
(Hums The "Wedding March")
316
00:14:21,722 --> 00:14:23,657
Are You All Right, Hon?
317
00:14:23,657 --> 00:14:25,359
She's Just Fine, Doctor.
318
00:14:25,359 --> 00:14:27,728
He Asked Me, Okay?
319
00:14:27,728 --> 00:14:30,012
I'm Sorry.
320
00:14:30,012 --> 00:14:32,666
I'm Doing As Good
As Can Be Expected
321
00:14:32,666 --> 00:14:36,011
For Someone Waiting Three Hours
To Have A Baby.
322
00:14:36,011 --> 00:14:37,905
You're On Schedule.
323
00:14:37,905 --> 00:14:40,674
You're Going To Be Fine.
324
00:14:40,674 --> 00:14:42,810
We're Going To Be Terrific.
325
00:14:42,810 --> 00:14:44,018
We? What We?
326
00:14:44,018 --> 00:14:47,012
All You're Doing
Is Holding Up That Dumb
327
00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:48,449
Wedding Picture.
328
00:14:48,449 --> 00:14:50,551
May I See You Outside, Please?
329
00:14:50,551 --> 00:14:52,920
Sweetheart...
Honey, Get Ready.
330
00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:55,556
You're Going To Have
Another One.
331
00:14:55,556 --> 00:14:57,011
Here It Goes.
332
00:14:57,011 --> 00:15:00,394
I Think This Is
Going To Be A Biggie.
333
00:15:00,394 --> 00:15:01,728
(Loud Moaning)
334
00:15:01,728 --> 00:15:03,016
Yeah! Yeah!
335
00:15:03,016 --> 00:15:04,898
Ka-Boom!
336
00:15:04,898 --> 00:15:06,934
(Yelling)
337
00:15:06,934 --> 00:15:09,010
You Should See This.
338
00:15:09,010 --> 00:15:12,506
Will You Stop Looking
At That Stupid Monitor?
339
00:15:12,506 --> 00:15:13,974
It's An Amazing Machine.
340
00:15:13,974 --> 00:15:15,015
Ray...
341
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,810
Yes, Alicia. Just Breathe.
342
00:15:16,810 --> 00:15:18,014
Oh, My Back...
343
00:15:18,014 --> 00:15:19,480
Your Back..?
344
00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:20,814
... Is Killing Me.
345
00:15:20,814 --> 00:15:22,012
Hang On, Sweetheart.
346
00:15:22,012 --> 00:15:25,719
Let Me Get The Tennis Balls,
And I'll Massage You.
347
00:15:25,719 --> 00:15:27,721
Wait A Second... Massage...
348
00:15:27,721 --> 00:15:29,356
Here We Go.
349
00:15:29,356 --> 00:15:31,391
There. That Feel Any Better?
350
00:15:31,391 --> 00:15:33,016
You're Doing It
All Wrong.
351
00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:36,530
It Says Here In The Book,
"A Circular Motion..."
352
00:15:36,530 --> 00:15:37,865
Forget The Book!
353
00:15:37,865 --> 00:15:40,400
That Is Not Helping
My Back At All.
354
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,603
Try It Straight Up
And Down.
355
00:15:42,603 --> 00:15:44,738
Excuse Me. It's My Back.
356
00:15:44,738 --> 00:15:47,641
Oh... Just An Up
And Down Motion.
357
00:15:49,010 --> 00:15:50,344
Here.
358
00:15:50,344 --> 00:15:53,714
Why Don't You Just Focus
On The Wedding Picture.
359
00:15:53,714 --> 00:15:57,417
That's The Last Thing
I Want To See.
360
00:15:57,417 --> 00:15:59,786
Honey, You Don't Mean That.
361
00:15:59,786 --> 00:16:01,355
Yes, I Do.
362
00:16:01,355 --> 00:16:03,357
If It Wasn't For You
363
00:16:03,357 --> 00:16:06,013
I Wouldn't Be In This Agony.
364
00:16:15,011 --> 00:16:18,010
Dr. Huxtable, She's
Totally Out Of Control.
365
00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:20,010
Can You Give Her
Something?
366
00:16:20,010 --> 00:16:23,544
Well, If You Want
Natural Childbirth, No.
367
00:16:23,544 --> 00:16:25,016
Well, What Should I Do?
368
00:16:25,016 --> 00:16:28,916
Well, I Wouldn't Show Her
The Wedding Picture Anymore.
369
00:16:28,916 --> 00:16:31,919
It's Not The Wedding Picture.
370
00:16:31,919 --> 00:16:34,011
It's The Man In It.
371
00:16:34,011 --> 00:16:37,016
(Gasps)
372
00:16:37,016 --> 00:16:39,014
I Can't Do This Anymore.
373
00:16:48,543 --> 00:16:50,111
Go On.
374
00:16:50,111 --> 00:16:51,174
I Can't Do It.
375
00:16:51,174 --> 00:16:52,169
Ray?
376
00:16:52,169 --> 00:16:54,165
What?
377
00:16:55,850 --> 00:16:58,987
What Did You Think
It Was Going To Be, Son?
378
00:16:58,987 --> 00:17:01,523
Hit A Few Jumpers And Go Home?
379
00:17:01,523 --> 00:17:04,559
I've Never Seen Her So Exhausted
And So Upset.
380
00:17:04,559 --> 00:17:06,127
That's Not My Wife.
381
00:17:06,127 --> 00:17:07,495
She Can't Stand Me.
382
00:17:07,495 --> 00:17:09,169
She Doesn't Like Me Anymore.
383
00:17:09,169 --> 00:17:11,166
I Can't Go Through With It.
384
00:17:11,166 --> 00:17:13,167
I Don't Think She Can, Either.
385
00:17:13,167 --> 00:17:15,970
Oh, She's Going
To Go Through With It.
386
00:17:17,071 --> 00:17:19,541
Now She's Going To Have
The Baby
387
00:17:19,541 --> 00:17:21,876
Whether You Go In There Or Not.
388
00:17:21,876 --> 00:17:24,779
She Threw The Bear.
389
00:17:27,549 --> 00:17:29,684
(Whimpers)
390
00:17:31,167 --> 00:17:31,886
Ray?
391
00:17:31,886 --> 00:17:33,855
What?
392
00:17:33,855 --> 00:17:36,169
You're A Great Coach.
393
00:17:36,169 --> 00:17:38,493
I'm A Good Coach. Okay... Great.
394
00:17:38,493 --> 00:17:40,562
That Woman In There
395
00:17:40,562 --> 00:17:43,169
And That Rookie
Ready To Come Out
396
00:17:43,169 --> 00:17:47,165
Will Be The Two Greatest People
You Ever Coached.
397
00:17:47,165 --> 00:17:51,172
I Want You To Go In,
And I Want You To Coach
398
00:17:51,172 --> 00:17:55,167
Just Like You Did That Time
For The Montgomery...
399
00:17:55,167 --> 00:17:57,912
Uh... Uh... Bears.
400
00:17:57,912 --> 00:17:59,714
Montgomery Cubs.
401
00:17:59,714 --> 00:18:01,174
Montgomery Cubs.
402
00:18:01,174 --> 00:18:03,518
And Ray, I Understand
403
00:18:03,518 --> 00:18:06,888
That You Won
The League Championship.
404
00:18:06,888 --> 00:18:07,589
City.
405
00:18:07,589 --> 00:18:08,990
Okay, You Won
406
00:18:08,990 --> 00:18:11,559
The City Championship,
And What Happened?
407
00:18:11,559 --> 00:18:13,761
You Were Down
In The Third Quarter
408
00:18:13,761 --> 00:18:15,029
15 Points...
409
00:18:15,029 --> 00:18:16,167
Last Quarter, 18 Points.
410
00:18:16,167 --> 00:18:17,632
Last Quarter.
411
00:18:17,632 --> 00:18:18,933
18 Points.
412
00:18:18,933 --> 00:18:21,171
You Were Down,
And What Did They Say?
413
00:18:21,171 --> 00:18:22,670
"We Got Them.
414
00:18:22,670 --> 00:18:24,873
The Old Pit Bull Has Had It."
415
00:18:24,873 --> 00:18:27,008
They Call Me Bear Claw.
416
00:18:28,643 --> 00:18:31,546
The Old Bear Claw...
That He's Finished.
417
00:18:31,546 --> 00:18:33,882
They Told Me
I Was Finished.
418
00:18:33,882 --> 00:18:36,171
They Thought They
Were Going To Take
419
00:18:36,171 --> 00:18:37,986
That Championship Trophy.
420
00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:41,171
They Were Going To Engrave It
With Their School Name.
421
00:18:41,171 --> 00:18:43,167
I Said, "Uh-Huh. Uh-Huh."
422
00:18:43,167 --> 00:18:45,627
I Called My Men Over,
And I Said
423
00:18:45,627 --> 00:18:47,174
"Boys, Boys, Listen Up.
424
00:18:47,174 --> 00:18:50,899
"It's Very, Very Easy To Win
When You're Winning.
425
00:18:50,899 --> 00:18:54,169
It Takes Real Winners To Win
When You're Losing."
426
00:18:54,169 --> 00:18:57,105
What?
427
00:18:57,105 --> 00:18:59,007
It Didn't Make Sense Then
428
00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:01,910
And It Doesn't Make Sense Now,
But It Worked.
429
00:19:01,910 --> 00:19:03,169
And They Were Down.
430
00:19:03,169 --> 00:19:04,712
Then They Got Up.
431
00:19:04,712 --> 00:19:07,081
Hah! Because You Talked To Them.
432
00:19:07,081 --> 00:19:08,173
You Believed.
433
00:19:08,173 --> 00:19:09,684
I Was Cool.
434
00:19:09,684 --> 00:19:12,170
And Ray, Inside There,
Inside...
435
00:19:12,170 --> 00:19:15,056
You've Got One Player
And A Rookie.
436
00:19:15,056 --> 00:19:16,173
Coming Up.
437
00:19:16,173 --> 00:19:18,059
I Hear You, Doctor.
438
00:19:18,059 --> 00:19:20,167
All Right.
I'm Ready To Go.
439
00:19:20,167 --> 00:19:22,167
Ready... Break!
440
00:19:25,171 --> 00:19:27,167
(Alicia Groaning)
441
00:19:28,703 --> 00:19:30,772
The Ball's In Play.
442
00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:42,517
Here Is To The Prettiest
Woman In The World
443
00:19:42,517 --> 00:19:46,554
And The Most Beautiful
Little Baby Girl In The Nursery.
444
00:19:46,554 --> 00:19:48,166
Honey, I'm Sorry
445
00:19:48,166 --> 00:19:50,592
I Called You Those Names.
446
00:19:50,592 --> 00:19:53,494
I Didn't Even Know
You Knew Them.
447
00:19:53,494 --> 00:19:56,167
And I Do Like Your Mother.
448
00:19:56,167 --> 00:19:57,966
She's A Lovely Woman
449
00:19:57,966 --> 00:20:01,769
And, Of Course,
I Will Let You Touch Me Again.
450
00:20:01,769 --> 00:20:03,538
Sometime.
451
00:20:05,173 --> 00:20:07,642
Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey!
452
00:20:07,642 --> 00:20:10,170
Six Weeks, I Told You.
453
00:20:10,170 --> 00:20:12,513
Dr. Huxtable,
We're Real Sorry.
454
00:20:12,513 --> 00:20:14,515
I Think We've
Got To Apologize.
455
00:20:14,515 --> 00:20:17,518
We Might Have Seemed
A Little Overconfident
456
00:20:17,518 --> 00:20:18,953
In Your Office.
457
00:20:18,953 --> 00:20:20,171
It's All Right.
458
00:20:20,171 --> 00:20:22,171
I've Seen All That Before...
459
00:20:22,171 --> 00:20:24,171
Except For The Dough Part.
460
00:20:24,171 --> 00:20:26,170
I've Never Seen The Dough.
461
00:20:26,170 --> 00:20:29,165
I Think We Did Pretty Good
462
00:20:29,165 --> 00:20:33,701
Despite A Couple Of Glitches
That Were Beyond Our Control.
463
00:20:33,701 --> 00:20:36,165
Actually,
I'm Pretty Proud Of Us.
464
00:20:36,165 --> 00:20:37,538
Actually, You Did Fine.
465
00:20:37,538 --> 00:20:38,873
You Got Your Rookie
466
00:20:38,873 --> 00:20:41,174
And Now You Have
To Bring Her Up.
467
00:20:41,174 --> 00:20:42,877
Hey. We're Ready.
468
00:20:42,877 --> 00:20:44,646
Wait Till You See This.
469
00:20:44,646 --> 00:20:47,169
No! No More Bread.
No More Bread.
470
00:20:47,169 --> 00:20:49,165
No, It's A Book.
471
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:52,165
A Parental Guide
For The 21st Century.
472
00:20:52,165 --> 00:20:55,556
We've Also Ordered The Companion
Video Cassette Series.
473
00:20:55,556 --> 00:20:57,174
It's All Right Here, Doctor.
474
00:20:57,174 --> 00:20:59,168
It's A Brand-New Ball Game.
475
00:20:59,168 --> 00:21:01,166
Solid Foods At Three Months.
476
00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:04,866
With No Teeth?
477
00:21:04,866 --> 00:21:07,165
So She'll Sleep
Through The Night.
478
00:21:07,165 --> 00:21:09,166
At Six Months,
Potty Training.
479
00:21:09,166 --> 00:21:11,165
We Can Be Liberal
About That.
480
00:21:11,165 --> 00:21:13,574
And Then At Eight
Months, Teething.
481
00:21:13,574 --> 00:21:16,678
Ray:
We Might Want To Start That
A Little Earlier.
482
00:21:16,678 --> 00:21:18,479
They Call
The Terrible Twos...