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<I>Last Time, Cousin Pam Spoke To Cliff.</I>

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Is Anything Wrong?

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No, No.

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Oh.

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Would You Consider
Taking Me On As A Patient?

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Absolutely.

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Now, There You Go!

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You've Got It. My Patient.

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Could You Give Me A Prescription
For Birth Control Pills?

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<I>And Now...</I>

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Forget I Mentioned
Any Birth Control Pills.

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I Don't Know
What Got Into Me.

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Forget I Was Even Here.

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Pam.

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When We Talked

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I Said You Could
Come To Me For Anything

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And You Did
Exactly That

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And One Day,
I'll Forgive You For That.

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But I Want You
To Know

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That It's Best
That You Call Your Mother.

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My Mother?

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In California?

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Well, You Have
A Mother Someplace Else?

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No. That's The One.

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You Call Her.

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Get Permission From Her,
And I Will Give You The Name

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Of The Most Wonderful
Gynecologist In The World

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Dr. Rochelle Hawkins.

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She Counsels Young Women.

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Okay.

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Thanks, Cousin Cliff.

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All Right, Cousin Pam.

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And Cousin Pam.

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Yes, Sir.

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Call Me Anytime.

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Okay.

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...Ask Me Anything.

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Hi, Pam, Did You Talk
To Your Mother Yet?

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No. I'm Not Sure What To Say.

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Whatever Happened
To Our Agreement

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About Waiting
Till We Fell In Love?

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I Think I Am.

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Aren't You And Lance?

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Honey, Right Now, We Kind
Of On The Borderline

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Between Intense Affection
And Get Out Of My Life.

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Slide Gets On My Nerves,
Too, Sometimes.

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How About Playing A Little
Of This Ping Pong?

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Look At Him.

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He Wants To Show His Homeys
I Have To Come To Him.

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They're Always Trying
To Prove Something.

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My Serve.

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Look At Him
Showing Off For Me.

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Nice Going, Babycakes.

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We Just Feed Into It.

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Why Do We Put Up With It?

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'Cause They Look Good
And Talk Sweet.

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Let's Just Stop
Talking About Boys.

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Okay, You're Right.

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Let's Stop.

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Oh, Look At Lance.

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That Boy Is Just Too Cute.

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Lance.

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Olivia, Guess What?

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I Just Found My New Leg Warmers
All Balled Up Under Your Bed.

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I Didn't Do It.

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Then Who Did?

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Dwayne.

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Olivia, There Is No Dwayne.

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Yes, There Is.

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And He's Very Sorry.

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Olivia, Dwayne Can't Be Sorry

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Because Invisible Dogs
Aren't Sorry

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Because There's No Such Thing
As Invisible Dogs.

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I Know That.

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I'm No Dummy.

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Why Do You Pretend He's There?

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He Gets Me Stuff.

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I Say He Likes To Watch Me
Eat Ice Cream

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And They Give Me Ice Cream.

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My Parents Fall For That?

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Yes.

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Even Dr. Huxtable
Has An Invisible Parrot.

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Do You Think
Dwayne Could Work For Me Too?

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Sorry, Rudy.

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He's A One-Kid Dog.

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Hello, Cousin Clair.

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Hi, Pam.

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How Was Your Appointment
With Dr. Hawkins?

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Fine.

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She Gave Me Some Counseling
And Some Protection.

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Pam, Have A Seat.

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I Know You've
Thought About This

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But I Want
To Share Something.

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It's A Love Story.

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Happened Between
A Boy And A Girl.

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They Really Believed
They Were In Love

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And Everything
Was Going Just Rosy

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Until This Boy Began
To Turn On The Heat.

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Of Course,
He Disguised This

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With Things Like Love Poems

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Carving Of Initials
On Trees.

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The Girl Loved The Attention

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But She Told Him
This Is As Far As It Goes.

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Then He Came Up

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With The Timeless Speech,
"Everybody Else Is Doing It."

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Who Wrote That Speech?

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Moses.

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Probably Adam.

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Anyway, All Of This Was
To No Avail.

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Then In Desperation He Says,
"Look, If You Loved Me

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You Would Help Me Get Rid
Of These Bumps On My Face."

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When That Didn't Work

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One Evening,
They Went To The Movies.

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The Boy Turned
Into An Octopus.

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Eight Arms And Legs Flailing
In Every Conceivable Direction

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Under One Big, Empty Head.

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The Girl Started Doing
Hand Exercises

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Just So She Would Have
The Strength To Keep His Hands

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On Her Shoulders.

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So What Happened To Them?

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They Got Married.

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If The Man

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Is Good, He Will Understand
It Is Your Decision.

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Cousin Cliff.

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What's That All About?

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Have Some Orange Juice.

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It's So Good

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For Your Complexion.

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Hey, Slide.

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Hey, Pam.

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Where You Been Hiding
These Last Couple Of Days?

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Well, I've Been
Thinking About Us

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And I Don't See What
The Harm Is If We Wait.

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Why?

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What's The Rush?

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I'm Not Saying
Until We're Married.

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If You're Not Sure
About This

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Then You're Not
Sure About Me.

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Slide, Why You Say That?

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I Love You And It Hurts To Know
You Don't Love Me.

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You Know I Love You.

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I Hear The Words,
But That's About It.

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I Don't Mean It?!

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If I Didn't Mean It

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Why Would I Go To The Doctor's
And Get These?

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Happy Now?

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I Just Thought You'd Take Care

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Of This Kind Of Stuff.

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I Am Taking Care Of It.

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I Thought You'd Get
Some Of Those Pills.

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My Doctor Said These
Are Better For All Around.

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What Doctor?

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The Gynecologist That
Dr. Huxtable Recommended.

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You Told Dr. Huxtable About Us?

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He's My Guardian.

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He Doesn't Have
To Guard Everything.

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I Don't Want To Use
These Things.

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I Don't Want
To Have A Baby.

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Don't You Trust Me?

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It's Not About Trust.

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What If We Did Have A Baby?

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We're Planning
On Staying Together, Right?

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We Can't Afford A Baby.

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I've Worked Before.

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Slide, That Was Part Time.

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There Is No Such Thing As A Part Time Baby.

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Besides, We're In High School.

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We Don't Even Know

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How We're Going To Feel
About Each Other Later.

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Now I Know Where I Stand.

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Nothing's Changed.

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Except You.

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You See, Pam,
That's How Men Are.

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They Wreck Your Life

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And Then Look For Somebody Else
To Crash Into.

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You Should Have Seen Him.

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Here I Embarrass Myself

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And He Says,
"Don't You Trust Me?"

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Like Anita Trusted Julio?

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Now She's Having His Baby.

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She Wanted To Study Nursing.

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Thanks To Him,
She'll Be Nursing.

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And There's Nothing
She Can Do.

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It's Done.

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It May Be Done,
But It Ain't Over.

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What If Julio Leaves Her?

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Men Do Things Like That
From Time To Time.

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That Would Never Happen
With Me And Slide.

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Please! That's What
You And Slide Do Best--

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Break Up.

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Did Lance Ever Put That Pressure
On You?

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He Tried.

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I Told Him Where It Was

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And That He Was In No Position
To Get It.

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If He Tried, It Would Move,
And I Would Move With It.

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Aren't You Afraid Of Losing Him?

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Him I Can Get Back.

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If I Lose Me, I'm Gone For Good.

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What If Slide Doesn't Come Back?

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Then Later, Potato.

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Let Him Walk.

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If He Ain't Got Time For You,
You Ain't Got Time For Him.

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00:10:03,083 --> 00:10:05,417
They Got To Listen To Us

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And Forget What Their Homeys
And Hormones Are Telling Them.

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Men!

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Yeah, Men!

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00:10:12,617 --> 00:10:14,083
Where Are They?

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Hey, Cuz.

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00:10:23,650 --> 00:10:25,317
How You Feeling?

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00:10:25,317 --> 00:10:26,883
What Are You Reading?

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The Toni Morrison Book.

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00:10:28,583 --> 00:10:29,917
Yeah, All Right.

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00:10:29,917 --> 00:10:30,950
Can I Ask You Something?

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Sure.

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00:10:32,250 --> 00:10:33,583
What's Up?

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00:10:35,817 --> 00:10:37,783
Why Are Men Such Worms?

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What?

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In The Book,
This Man Marries Nell

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But Has A Thing With Sula.

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Why Do You Men
Do That?

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00:10:47,850 --> 00:10:49,850
That's A Book. That's Fiction.

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You Said That Good Fiction
Is Based On The Truth.

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I Did, Didn't I?

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The Truth Is, Men Are Worms.

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That's True,
But Only To A Degree.

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That's Because Men
Are Always Evolving.

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00:11:04,650 --> 00:11:09,483
See, When I Was Slide's Age,
I Used To Be A Worm.

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But Now, I'm Only Part Worm.

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People Are Supposed
To Be Better Than That.

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People Should Be Human
And Control Their Instincts

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Not Like A Rabbit
Or A Bull Moose.

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I Went To School
With A Lot Of Bull Moose

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But They Didn't Stay That Way.

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See, As We Get Older

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The Herd Thins,
We Get More Sophisticated.

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Then, When A Woman Says "No,"
We Know How To Accept It.

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We May Not Like It.

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Okay, We May Cry A Little Bit.

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But We Accept It.

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Well, Slide's A Bull Moose

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And I'm Wondering
What He'll Think Of Me

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If I Give In To Him.

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Well, If He Is A Bull Moose,
I Got To Tell You

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They're Migrating Animals.

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They Just Graze And Move On.

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Well, I'm Probably
Better Off Without Him.

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00:12:07,750 --> 00:12:10,083
But I Sure Do Miss Him.

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Hi, Pam.

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Hi.

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Did You Hear That?

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Yes, I Did.

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Poor Thing.

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Losing Her Boyfriend.

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00:12:23,783 --> 00:12:26,183
( Laughing )

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00:12:27,917 --> 00:12:31,517
What Makes You Think
She Lost Her Boyfriend?

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00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:33,583
Oh, Men Are So Blind.

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00:12:33,583 --> 00:12:35,583
Trust Me, Love.

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00:12:35,583 --> 00:12:37,817
Slide Has Slid Away.

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00:12:37,817 --> 00:12:40,483
( Doorbell Rings )

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00:12:42,417 --> 00:12:45,383
( Imitating Clair's Laugh )

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00:12:45,383 --> 00:12:48,350
I'm Afraid Slide
Has Slid Down Here.

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How Are You Doing, Slid?

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Arthur.

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00:12:53,583 --> 00:12:54,917
Arthur.

265
00:12:56,583 --> 00:12:57,917
Mrs. Huxtable.

266
00:12:57,917 --> 00:13:00,183
How Are You Doing,
Mrs. Huxtable?

267
00:13:00,183 --> 00:13:01,283
I'm Fine, Slide.

268
00:13:01,283 --> 00:13:02,383
How Are You?

269
00:13:02,383 --> 00:13:03,317
Fine.

270
00:13:03,317 --> 00:13:05,550
Hey, Slide.

271
00:13:05,550 --> 00:13:06,917
Hi, Pam.

272
00:13:06,917 --> 00:13:10,917
Is It All Right If We Go
Outside And Talk A Little?

273
00:13:10,917 --> 00:13:12,250
Ask Mrs. Huxtable.

274
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,350
Is It Okay,
Mrs. Huxtable?

275
00:13:14,350 --> 00:13:15,683
If That's What Pam Wants.

276
00:13:25,917 --> 00:13:28,350
Get Back Over By That Door.

277
00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:29,750
Get By That Door.

278
00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:32,917
I Want To Know
What's Going On Out There.

279
00:13:32,917 --> 00:13:34,917
Dear, That Would Be Spying.

280
00:13:34,917 --> 00:13:36,383
Do It.

281
00:13:40,483 --> 00:13:41,883
What Are They Doing?

282
00:13:41,883 --> 00:13:43,917
Well, They're Out There Just...

283
00:13:43,917 --> 00:13:46,050
They're Just... Just Talking.

284
00:13:46,050 --> 00:13:48,317
Does It Look
Like They're Arguing?

285
00:13:48,317 --> 00:13:52,850
No, They're Just...
Just Talking And, Uh...

286
00:13:52,850 --> 00:13:54,250
Uh-Oh.

287
00:13:55,717 --> 00:13:57,917
She Pushed Him Away.

288
00:13:57,917 --> 00:14:02,783
Well, He's... He's...
He's Walking Away.

289
00:14:02,783 --> 00:14:04,583
Good.

290
00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:07,250
Whoa, Wait, Wait,
He's Coming Back.

291
00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:09,317
Keep Walking, Fool.

292
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:14,450
Not You, Him.

293
00:14:14,450 --> 00:14:17,483
Well, He's Putting His Arms
Around Her.

294
00:14:17,483 --> 00:14:19,050
He's Pulling Her Close.

295
00:14:19,050 --> 00:14:22,550
Oh, Clair, Looks Like
You're Going To Lose.

296
00:14:22,550 --> 00:14:26,217
Yeah, They're Kissing Now.

297
00:14:26,217 --> 00:14:27,917
Don't Just Stand There.

298
00:14:27,917 --> 00:14:29,383
Do Something.

299
00:14:29,383 --> 00:14:32,050
What Do You Want Me To Do?

300
00:14:32,050 --> 00:14:34,050
Turn On The Sprinklers.

301
00:14:34,050 --> 00:14:36,417
We Don't Have Sprinklers.

302
00:14:37,950 --> 00:14:39,583
They're Still Kissing.

303
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,417
Mmm.

304
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:47,083
Why Don't We Go Back
To My Place.

305
00:14:47,083 --> 00:14:48,183
My Folks Aren't Home.

306
00:14:48,183 --> 00:14:49,917
There You Go Again.

307
00:14:49,917 --> 00:14:53,083
The Minute Things Are Nice,
You Bring That Up.

308
00:14:53,083 --> 00:14:55,383
I'll Let You Know
When I'm Ready

309
00:14:55,383 --> 00:14:56,783
So Stop Sweating Me.

310
00:14:56,783 --> 00:15:00,150
Don't Act Like You're
Doing Me Some Big Favor.

311
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:03,517
A Lot Of Women
Are Interested In The Kid.

312
00:15:03,517 --> 00:15:05,950
You Mean Like Shaniqua Watkins?

313
00:15:05,950 --> 00:15:07,417
Well...

314
00:15:07,417 --> 00:15:10,917
If I Don't Give In,
You'll Start Seeing Shaniqua?

315
00:15:10,917 --> 00:15:12,217
That's An Option.

316
00:15:12,217 --> 00:15:14,150
Don't Let Me Stop You.

317
00:15:14,150 --> 00:15:16,483
I'm My Own Woman
With My Own Mind

318
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,483
And I Intend To Use It.

319
00:15:18,483 --> 00:15:19,983
Good Night.

320
00:15:19,983 --> 00:15:22,817
And Give My Best To Shaniqua.

321
00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:31,317
It's A Good Thing
I Had Four Other Daughters, Man.

322
00:15:31,317 --> 00:15:35,017
I Wouldn't Have Known
To Hold On To My Paper.

323
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:37,317
I Told You Slide Has Slid Away.

324
00:15:37,317 --> 00:15:38,683
( Phone Ringing )

325
00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:42,983
Hello.

326
00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:44,317
Ah, Elaine.

327
00:15:44,317 --> 00:15:45,817
Yes?

328
00:15:45,817 --> 00:15:49,817
Okay, Why Don't You Go On
Ahead To The Hospital.

329
00:15:49,817 --> 00:15:51,983
Can Your Parents Take You?

330
00:15:51,983 --> 00:15:53,317
No?

331
00:15:53,317 --> 00:15:55,317
Okay, Well, Take A Cab.

332
00:15:55,317 --> 00:15:56,650
Right.

333
00:15:56,650 --> 00:15:57,950
Get Right Over.

334
00:15:57,950 --> 00:15:59,550
There You Go.

335
00:15:59,550 --> 00:16:01,217
Good Example.

336
00:16:01,217 --> 00:16:04,883
Got A 16-Year-Old Girl Ready
To Deliver Sometime Tonight.

337
00:16:04,883 --> 00:16:08,217
Parents Want To Have
Nothing To Do With Her.

338
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:09,883
The Boy That
Did It Says

339
00:16:09,883 --> 00:16:10,983
"It's Not Mine.

340
00:16:10,983 --> 00:16:12,983
I Told You To Protect Yourself."

341
00:16:12,983 --> 00:16:16,317
All She's Going To Do
Is Have A Baby.

342
00:16:25,917 --> 00:16:27,417
Hey, Homey.

343
00:16:27,417 --> 00:16:29,083
How You Doing, Man?

344
00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:30,417
All Right.

345
00:16:30,417 --> 00:16:33,250
Hey, If You Down,
You Can Get Up.

346
00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:34,850
Ain't That Easy, Man.

347
00:16:37,017 --> 00:16:38,083
Hey, Pam.

348
00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:39,883
Hello, Lance.

349
00:16:39,883 --> 00:16:41,983
Go Over And Talk To Her.

350
00:16:41,983 --> 00:16:44,017
She Won't Even Look At Me.

351
00:16:45,291 --> 00:16:46,166
I Ain't Never Seen

352
00:16:46,166 --> 00:16:47,834
Nobody Get Ignored
So Good.

353
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,375
I Played The Wrong Card, Lance.

354
00:16:51,083 --> 00:16:52,583
Yep, Played
That Shaniqua Card.

355
00:16:55,417 --> 00:16:56,750
I Wasn't Even Serious.

356
00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:57,375
I Just Got Mad.

357
00:16:57,542 --> 00:16:58,150
You Go Over There
And Tell Her That.

358
00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:01,208
I Would,
But She Won't Listen.

359
00:17:01,834 --> 00:17:03,417
I'll Back You Up.

360
00:17:03,417 --> 00:17:05,450
The Way She Looks,
You Better Get In The Front.

361
00:17:09,083 --> 00:17:11,083
Hey, Pam, How Are
You Feeling Today?

362
00:17:11,083 --> 00:17:13,041
Fine, Lance.

363
00:17:13,041 --> 00:17:13,959
Hi, Pam.

364
00:17:17,916 --> 00:17:18,667
She Ain't Talking
To Me, Man.

365
00:17:18,667 --> 00:17:19,208
I Can See That.

366
00:17:20,667 --> 00:17:22,000
Go Try It Again, Man.

367
00:17:25,083 --> 00:17:26,916
How Was School Today?

368
00:17:26,916 --> 00:17:28,383
Oh, Lance?

369
00:17:28,383 --> 00:17:30,549
Would You
Please Tell That Man

370
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:33,683
I'm Not Interested
In Anything He Has To Say

371
00:17:33,683 --> 00:17:35,016
And I'm Very Busy

372
00:17:35,016 --> 00:17:37,383
So Please,
Get Out Of My Face.

373
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:41,016
At The Current Time

374
00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:43,183
Her Attention
Is Directed Elsewhere.

375
00:17:43,183 --> 00:17:45,849
However, By The Inflection
In Her Voice

376
00:17:45,849 --> 00:17:48,649
She Might Be Interested
In An Apology.

377
00:17:48,649 --> 00:17:51,949
Tell Her I've Been
Thinking About It.

378
00:17:53,183 --> 00:17:55,183
My Man Says

379
00:17:55,183 --> 00:17:59,849
That He Has Devoted
His Entire Brainpower

380
00:17:59,849 --> 00:18:02,249
To Your Image.

381
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:04,583
You May Tell Mr. Bartell

382
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:07,583
That I Have Not Been
Thinking About Him

383
00:18:07,583 --> 00:18:10,983
And He's A Pain
In The You-Know-What.

384
00:18:12,816 --> 00:18:19,249
She Says While You Are Not
In Her Uppermost Thoughts

385
00:18:19,249 --> 00:18:23,049
You Are Not Very Far
From Her Heart.

386
00:18:23,049 --> 00:18:26,883
All Right, Tell Her
I'm Sorry She's Depressed

387
00:18:26,883 --> 00:18:30,116
And That If My Mentioning
Shaniqua Watkins

388
00:18:30,116 --> 00:18:33,183
Has Anything To Do With Me
Being Far From Her Heart

389
00:18:33,183 --> 00:18:34,583
Then I'm Very Sorry.

390
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:39,349
Although My Man
Is Quite Learned

391
00:18:39,349 --> 00:18:43,349
Shaniqua Is No Longer
A Part Of His Vocabulary.

392
00:18:43,349 --> 00:18:47,349
Then Ask Him Why He Threw Her
In My Face Like That?

393
00:18:47,349 --> 00:18:48,749
You Heard Her, Homey.

394
00:18:48,749 --> 00:18:50,416
Why Did You Do That?!

395
00:18:51,716 --> 00:18:53,083
I've Done Some Thinking.

396
00:18:53,083 --> 00:18:55,683
You Shouldn't Do
Anything You Don't Want To

397
00:18:55,683 --> 00:18:57,416
And Neither Should I.

398
00:18:57,416 --> 00:18:59,249
Not That I Don't Want To.

399
00:18:59,249 --> 00:19:00,783
You Know What I Mean?

400
00:19:00,783 --> 00:19:03,716
I Know What You Mean,
And I Appreciate It.

401
00:19:03,716 --> 00:19:05,749
I Sure Have
Missed You, Smooch.

402
00:19:05,749 --> 00:19:07,749
I Missed You Too, Slide.

403
00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:14,083
I Can See My Work
Is Done Here.

404
00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:16,083
Lance Knows Romance.

405
00:19:23,183 --> 00:19:26,849
Rudy Said You Wanted
To See Me, Dr. Huxtable.

406
00:19:26,849 --> 00:19:28,016
That Is Correct.

407
00:19:28,016 --> 00:19:30,016
Would You
Have A Seat, Please.

408
00:19:30,016 --> 00:19:31,516
Come On, Dwayne.

409
00:19:33,449 --> 00:19:37,749
Look, People Have Been Talking
About Dwayne Lately

410
00:19:37,749 --> 00:19:39,959
And They're Not Very Happy
With His Behavior.

411
00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:41,333
What?

412
00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:46,834
It Seems That Dwayne
Has Gotten Into

413
00:19:46,834 --> 00:19:49,750
And Has Been Using
Denise's Makeup.

414
00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:53,016
( Gasps )

415
00:19:53,166 --> 00:19:54,792
I Really Don't Know
How Dwayne Did It

416
00:19:54,792 --> 00:19:59,291
But He Went Into The Kitchen
And Got A Knife

417
00:19:59,291 --> 00:20:02,417
And Cut A Big Piece
Of Chocolate Cake.

418
00:20:04,208 --> 00:20:05,333
He Won't Do That Again.

419
00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:09,183
He Also Is Doing
Some Terrible Things

420
00:20:09,183 --> 00:20:11,902
And Blaming You
For These Things.

421
00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:12,666
Yes.

422
00:20:12,918 --> 00:20:17,375
Your Shoe Prints
Were On Our Sheets

423
00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:21,083
Looking Like Somebody Was
Jumping Up And Down On The Bed.

424
00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:24,708
I Know It Had To Be Dwayne
Putting On Your Shoes

425
00:20:24,708 --> 00:20:25,166
And Doing That.

426
00:20:26,917 --> 00:20:30,500
So My Point Is... Is That, Um...

427
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:34,708
Just Outside The Door There,
There's An Invisible Family

428
00:20:36,166 --> 00:20:40,917
And They Told Me That They Were
Missing Their Invisible Dog.

429
00:20:40,917 --> 00:20:43,792
The Dog Fits
Dwayne's Description.

430
00:20:47,041 --> 00:20:48,625
And I Think It's Time For You

431
00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:52,417
To Give Dwayne Back
To Those Invisible People.

432
00:20:54,458 --> 00:20:55,125
Okay.

433
00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:56,083
Thank You.

434
00:20:56,083 --> 00:20:57,166
Come On, Dwayne.

435
00:20:57,166 --> 00:20:59,166
Phew!

436
00:21:01,875 --> 00:21:03,417
Hi, Nice To Meet You.

437
00:21:03,417 --> 00:21:04,708
Go On, Dwayne.

438
00:21:06,083 --> 00:21:06,625
What?

439
00:21:06,625 --> 00:21:07,125
One Minute.

440
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:11,583
What Are You Doing?

441
00:21:11,875 --> 00:21:15,583
They Want Howard
Your Parrot Too.