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(Humming)
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(Humming)
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I Don't Want To Go In Yet.
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I Don't Want To.
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I Can't.
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This Weekend Was Lovely.
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Yes.
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Vermont Is So Beautiful.
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Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes.
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And I've Never Seen You Frolic
In The Woods That Way.
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Well, My Lady,
'Twas Not The Woods
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That Brought The Frolic
Out Of Me.
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And How Hath I Inspired
Thou Thus, My Liege?
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Details, I Want Details.
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Thou Hast A Beauty Of Lips
And A Body So Firm
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That It Raises
The Very Potency Of Myself.
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I Know,
Hence Our Five Children.
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You Would Have
To Bring That Up.
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But Not For Long.
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For We Go Inside.
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Oh, Cliff, Would That
This Day Might Never End.
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Carry On.
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Bring The Leaves
Of Life With You.
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(Kissing Sound)
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Oh, Hey, Dad.
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Hey, Ma.
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Well, Hello, Theo.
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Son, Why Are You Robbing Us?
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No, I'm Not Robbing You.
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I'm Borrowing This
For My Apartment.
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You Said I Could.
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When?
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Last Week.
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I Told You The Light
In My Bedroom Was Bad.
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You Said I Should
Do Something About It.
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That Didn't Mean Go Upstairs
And Steal My Lamp.
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It Meant For You
To Get A Brighter Bulb.
That's All You Had To Do.
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So Can I Have The Lamp?
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How Are You Going
To Get That To Your Apartment?
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Can I Borrow
The Station Wagon Too?
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Vanessa Has
The Station Wagon, Theo.
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She Took It To The Library.
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I'm Not In A Rush.
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I'll Make A Sandwich.
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Want Something?
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No, Thank You.
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Help Yourself.
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Hi, Mom!
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(Kissing Sounds)
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Oh, Rudy, Hello.
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Hi, Dad.
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How Are You Doing?
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Come Sit Down.
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Hi, Mom.
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Did You Have Fun?
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Well, Yeah, I Did.
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Sit Down Right Here.
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I Just Need Your Signature
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Right Here On
This Permission Slip.
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It's For After-School Sports.
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What Is This For?
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Figure Skating.
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How Much Is It For?
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For This You Get Everything.
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You Get Your Skates
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You Get Your Lessons
Two Times A Week
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The Rental Of The Rink, Plus,
You Get A Very Neat Skirt.
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For?
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$200. Please, Please.
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Just Let Me Do This.
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Don't You Know Any Free Sports
At That School?
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Dad, I Have To Have This In
By Tomorrow.
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Tomorrow?
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It Has To Be In Tomorrow
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So You Wouldn't Give Us Much
Time To Think About It Today.
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Well, I Guess I Forgot.
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We're Not Going To Be
Rushed Into Anything
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Because You Forgot.
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That Look Doesn't Mean
Anything To Me.
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Thank You, Dad.
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Thank You, Mom.
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Yes!
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I Got It!
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(High Voice:)
Clair, Can I Have $5,000
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So I Can Go Windsurfing
In Tahiti Please?
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(High Voice:)
Thank You, Thank You.
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Cliff:
Yes, Yes, Yes.
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Clair:
I Love You So Much.
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Excuse Me,
Didn't Mean To Interrupt
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But Do You Guys Need This Hose?
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No, No, No, You Go Ahead
And Take That.
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We Can Spit
On Our Plants.
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Cool. Thanks.
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(Thumping)
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(Thumping Continues)
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What Is That?
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Sounds Like
The Washing Machine.
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That Machine Is Brand-New.
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Whoa!
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All I Did Was
Put One Load In Here.
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Oh, No, My Pants.
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Oh, Look At This.
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I Can't Wear These
Anymore, Mom.
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Who Cares About Your Pants?
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What About My Machine?
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What Is This?
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Broken Crayons.
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Oh...
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Olivia?
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See, Mom, The Problem
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Is You Got Too Many Kids
Living In This House.
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(Clanging Sound)
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Who's In The Basement?
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I Said, Who's In The Basement?
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(Gruff Voice:)
It's Me.
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(Normal Voice:)
Oh, Mr. Ghost, How Are You?
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What Are You Doing Down Here?
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(Gruff Voice:)
I've Come To Eat Up
Some Little Children.
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You Know I Love
To Eat Up Little Children.
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(Normal Voice:)
Well, Help Yourself.
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I Don't Think
Any Are Down Here, Mr. Ghost.
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(Gruff Voice:)
I Saw One.
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I'm Going To Eat Her!
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(Yelling)
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Olivia
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My Mom Said She Found These
Crayons In The Washing Machine.
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Are They Yours?
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They Were, But The Machine
Wrecked Them.
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Young Lady, You Know
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You're Not Supposed
To Touch Any Machines
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And Why Were You
Washing These Crayons?
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Because They Were Dirty
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And The Lady Said
They Were Washable.
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(Humming)
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(Humming)
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♪ What Are You Doing? ♪
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I'm Making You
Look Like Vermont
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So We Can Remember
Our Frolic In The Woods.
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You Know The Last Time
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You Put The Leaves
In My Hair What Happened.
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Yes, I Know.
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Well, What You
Waiting For?
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Cliff:
Gotcha, Gotcha,
Gotcha, Gotcha.
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Hi, Mom.
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Hi, Dad.
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So How Was Vermont?
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It Was Lovely.
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You Had A Good Time?
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Sure Did, Thank You.
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How Was Everything
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At The Library?
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Oh, It Was Great.
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I Finished My Studying.
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Give Me The Car Keys.
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Why?
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Because It's My Car.
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Now Where Did You Park?
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Out Front?
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Yea...Yeah.
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I Have To Get Something
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Out Of My Glove Compartment.
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Let Me Do That For You.
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I Don't Want The Neighbors
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To See You Looking
Like The Forest.
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(Mock Laughter)
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Mom, You Know
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I'm So Glad You And Dad
Got A Chance To Get Away.
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You Should Get Away
More Often.
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00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:03,076
You Look So Relaxed.
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00:10:03,076 --> 00:10:06,068
What Did You Do?
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00:10:19,126 --> 00:10:20,327
What Happened?
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I Was Making A Right Turn.
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I Signaled.
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I Had Both Hands On The Wheel.
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So What?
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All Of A Sudden
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The Back Of This Car
Just Hits Me.
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So The Guy Backed Into You
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While You Were
Making The Turn?
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Well... No.
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No, He Wasn't Backing Up.
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00:10:41,081 --> 00:10:42,622
What Was He Doing?
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00:10:42,622 --> 00:10:47,626
He Was Getting His Prescription
In A Drug Store.
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So There Was No One
In The Car?
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There Was No One In The Car,
But I Thought It Was Moving.
186
00:11:04,971 --> 00:11:10,110
So What Happened Was You Were
Negotiating A Right Turn
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00:11:10,110 --> 00:11:12,624
And You Hit A Parked Car.
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Isn't That What Happened?
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00:11:15,015 --> 00:11:18,118
Why Didn't You Just
Say That To Me, Dear?
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00:11:18,118 --> 00:11:21,624
Doesn't Anyone Care
If I'm All Right Or Not?
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When Rudy Gets Her
Driver's License
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We're Going
To The Salvage Dump
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And Pick Out The Worst
Bash-Smash Looking Thing
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That Still Runs
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And We're Going
To Let Her Drive It.
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If Anybody Hits Her,
It Will Be An Improvement.
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00:11:38,105 --> 00:11:40,440
I Know How You Feel, Dad.
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00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:42,275
(Cliff Laughing)
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00:11:42,275 --> 00:11:43,620
No, You Don't.
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00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:47,013
I Can Appreciate The Pressures
You Both Are Under.
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00:11:47,013 --> 00:11:51,017
If You Ask Me, I Think
You're Doing A Bang-Up Job.
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00:11:51,017 --> 00:11:53,553
Theo, Shut Up.
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00:11:53,553 --> 00:11:56,523
You Don't Give Us Enough Credit
For Understanding You.
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00:11:56,523 --> 00:12:00,427
When Have You Understood Us,
And What Have You Understood?
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00:12:00,427 --> 00:12:02,095
You, Who Are
Beyond Understanding--
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00:12:02,095 --> 00:12:03,629
I Don't Understand You.
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00:12:03,629 --> 00:12:06,299
How Could You Possibly
Understand Me?
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00:12:06,299 --> 00:12:09,035
See What I Mean?
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00:12:09,035 --> 00:12:10,537
Let Me Ask You.
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00:12:10,537 --> 00:12:13,540
Suppose You're A Father
And Your Daughter
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00:12:13,540 --> 00:12:17,626
Runs Into The Back Of A Car
And Does Not Tell You.
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00:12:17,626 --> 00:12:20,113
First Of All, It's Not Like
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She Drove Around
Looking For An Accident.
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00:12:22,625 --> 00:12:24,951
I Would Try To Be Understanding
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00:12:24,951 --> 00:12:28,221
And Not Make
A Big Deal Out Of It.
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00:12:28,221 --> 00:12:29,624
She Never Told Me.
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00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:31,391
She Let Me Find This--
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00:12:31,391 --> 00:12:34,227
Hoping Perhaps
I'd Go Crazy And Say
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00:12:34,227 --> 00:12:37,625
"Hmm, Even Though
I Haven't Been In The Car
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I Must Have Wrecked It."
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00:12:41,622 --> 00:12:43,270
What's Going On?
222
00:12:43,270 --> 00:12:45,138
We're Having
A Hypothetical
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Reality Debate
On Understanding Parents.
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Let Me Ask You A Question.
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Suppose Your Daughter
Came To You And Said
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"I Want To Take
Ice-Skating Lessons Please.
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Maybe I Can Go
To The Olympics."
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00:12:59,152 --> 00:13:02,522
Would You Sign
The Permission Slip?
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00:13:02,522 --> 00:13:03,523
Yeah.
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00:13:03,523 --> 00:13:04,925
What's Wrong With That?
231
00:13:04,925 --> 00:13:06,626
Oh, Nothing Wrong With It
232
00:13:06,626 --> 00:13:09,626
Except You Become More
Involved Than The Child.
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00:13:09,626 --> 00:13:12,098
You, The Child And The Mother
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Go Out And Watch
The Little Wobbly Legs.
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She Skates And Falls,
And We Go, "My Goodness.
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I Hope She Makes It."
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00:13:21,241 --> 00:13:23,443
As We Get Caught Up In This
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00:13:23,443 --> 00:13:27,147
One Day She Says, "I Don't
Want To Skate Anymore."
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00:13:27,147 --> 00:13:30,550
That's The Problem
With Girls.
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They're So Demanding.
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What?!
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00:13:33,954 --> 00:13:36,256
Do You Recall
Little League?
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00:13:36,256 --> 00:13:38,391
I Loved Every
Minute Of It.
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00:13:38,391 --> 00:13:40,624
Youloved Every
Minute Of It.
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00:13:40,624 --> 00:13:43,396
First Of All,
Your Mother And I
246
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Went Out And Paid
For The Whole Uniform
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Bought You Name Spikes.
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Cost Us $55.
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00:13:50,170 --> 00:13:52,572
You Went Out
And You Practiced.
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00:13:52,572 --> 00:13:55,620
We Watched The Ball
Hit You In The Face
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Watched The Ball
Hit You In The Back.
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00:13:58,545 --> 00:14:01,281
A Couple Of Times,
We Watched You Say
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00:14:01,281 --> 00:14:05,285
As The Ball Went Past You,
"What's The Big Deal?"
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00:14:05,285 --> 00:14:09,623
And Finally,
The Big Game.
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00:14:09,623 --> 00:14:11,624
And We Watched The Game.
256
00:14:11,624 --> 00:14:14,621
The Final Score Was 75 To 98.
257
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:18,431
And Between
The Two Teams
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There Was Three Hits,
672 Errors, 542 Walks
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00:14:25,472 --> 00:14:28,074
Three Kids Were Beaned
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00:14:28,074 --> 00:14:30,310
And We Had To Wait
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00:14:30,310 --> 00:14:34,281
Two Hours For One Kid
To Stop Crying.
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00:14:34,281 --> 00:14:39,452
The Game Was Busted Open
By A Grand-Slam Bunt.
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00:14:39,452 --> 00:14:42,923
So It Took
A Little Time.
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00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:44,627
What's The Big Deal?
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00:14:44,627 --> 00:14:46,620
Right, No Big Deal.
266
00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:47,928
There's The Key.
267
00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:51,620
You Guys Always Say
Things Like "No Big Deal."
268
00:14:51,620 --> 00:14:56,036
Some Of The Greatest Lies
Ever Told By Your Kids:
269
00:14:56,036 --> 00:14:57,629
"No Big Deal."
270
00:14:57,629 --> 00:15:00,373
"I Forgot."
271
00:15:00,373 --> 00:15:02,629
"I'll Pay You Back Later."
272
00:15:02,629 --> 00:15:06,046
"It Was Like That
When I Found It."
273
00:15:06,046 --> 00:15:10,016
"I Swear, Mom, Dad, It Was
Like That When I Found It."
274
00:15:10,016 --> 00:15:14,354
Mom, Dad, I Just Want To Say
That I'm Really Sorry.
275
00:15:14,354 --> 00:15:16,629
Please Add That
To The List.
276
00:15:16,629 --> 00:15:19,960
Cliff:
The Other One
That's Key--
277
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:23,396
"What Are You
Doing Home So Early?"
278
00:15:23,396 --> 00:15:24,622
What's Going On?
279
00:15:24,622 --> 00:15:27,067
They're Complaining
About Being Parents.
280
00:15:27,067 --> 00:15:28,068
Again.
281
00:15:28,068 --> 00:15:30,570
How About Getting
In The Car
282
00:15:30,570 --> 00:15:32,072
And Discovering
Your Daughter's
283
00:15:32,072 --> 00:15:36,109
Understanding Of "Empty"
Means Mom Will Fill It Up?
284
00:15:36,109 --> 00:15:38,445
How About Leaving
The Car Radio On
285
00:15:38,445 --> 00:15:40,480
And Giving Us A Heart Attack?
286
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:43,049
You Left It
Up So Loud
287
00:15:43,049 --> 00:15:45,118
Your Mother's Hair
Went Straight Up
288
00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:46,286
Like This.
289
00:15:46,286 --> 00:15:49,620
As If You Don't Do
Bad Things To Us.
290
00:15:49,620 --> 00:15:51,057
Clair:
We Only Ask
291
00:15:51,057 --> 00:15:55,095
You To Hang Up Your Clothes
Before They Take Root.
292
00:15:55,095 --> 00:15:56,096
That's It?
293
00:15:56,096 --> 00:15:57,230
That's All?!
294
00:15:57,230 --> 00:16:00,266
We're Not Being Paid
To Look After You.
295
00:16:00,266 --> 00:16:02,625
There's Not A Check Big Enough.
296
00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:04,625
Here We Go Now.
297
00:16:04,625 --> 00:16:06,106
Watch My Back.
298
00:16:06,106 --> 00:16:08,108
Bet-- You're Five Years Old
299
00:16:08,108 --> 00:16:11,111
And Your Parents
Have Taught You That Song
300
00:16:11,111 --> 00:16:12,625
"Under The Boardwalk."
301
00:16:12,625 --> 00:16:14,114
Your Parents Think
302
00:16:14,114 --> 00:16:16,216
You Sing That
So Beautifully
303
00:16:16,216 --> 00:16:19,119
They Want You To Sing It
Every Time Company Comes.
304
00:16:19,119 --> 00:16:20,987
Yes, Yes.
305
00:16:20,987 --> 00:16:24,457
Let Me Ask You--
How Do You Tell Your Parents
306
00:16:24,457 --> 00:16:26,393
That You Hate Singing
307
00:16:26,393 --> 00:16:30,196
In Front Of A Group
Of Old, Smiling People
308
00:16:30,196 --> 00:16:34,200
And That You Hate That Song,
"Under The Boardwalk"?
309
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:37,203
You Open Your Mouth
And Say It.
310
00:16:37,203 --> 00:16:38,938
No. I Tried That.
311
00:16:38,938 --> 00:16:42,625
I Said, "Dad, I Don't Like
Singing This Song."
312
00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:44,944
He Said, "Don't Worry, Son.
313
00:16:44,944 --> 00:16:47,280
"My Son Sings And Dances Too.
314
00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:49,620
Go Ahead, Boy, Take It Away."
315
00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:51,951
Just Like That Too.
316
00:16:51,951 --> 00:16:54,154
That's Because
You Don't Know
317
00:16:54,154 --> 00:16:56,990
How Cute You Were
When You Sang It.
318
00:16:56,990 --> 00:17:00,560
They Used To Make Me
Sing "Easter Parade."
319
00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:02,624
Please Don't Sing
"Easter Parade."
320
00:17:02,624 --> 00:17:03,628
Dad?
321
00:17:03,628 --> 00:17:04,964
Huh?
322
00:17:04,964 --> 00:17:08,068
How About You Have A Date
With A Guy
323
00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:10,570
That You Really, Really Like?
324
00:17:10,570 --> 00:17:11,625
Tell Him, Denise.
325
00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:13,624
He Comes
To Pick You Up
326
00:17:13,624 --> 00:17:16,621
And Your Father Insists
On Meeting Him.
327
00:17:16,621 --> 00:17:18,211
What Does He Do?
328
00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:20,447
He Takes The Guy
Into The Kitchen...
329
00:17:20,447 --> 00:17:21,347
Have A Little Talk.
330
00:17:21,347 --> 00:17:23,016
Have A Little Talk
331
00:17:23,016 --> 00:17:25,620
With Your Four-Foot
Buck Knife.
332
00:17:25,620 --> 00:17:26,623
Vanessa:
Yes!
333
00:17:26,623 --> 00:17:29,055
You Took Jeremy
Into That Kitchen
334
00:17:29,055 --> 00:17:32,058
Put Two Apples
On Top Of Each Other
335
00:17:32,058 --> 00:17:33,624
Said That Was Us
336
00:17:33,624 --> 00:17:36,625
Took One Of The Apples,
Skinned It
337
00:17:36,625 --> 00:17:38,625
And Said That Was Him.
338
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:41,301
I Haven't Heard
From Him Since.
339
00:17:41,301 --> 00:17:45,572
And When You Went Out,
He Didn't Put His Hands On You
340
00:17:45,572 --> 00:17:47,540
Did He?
341
00:17:47,540 --> 00:17:49,628
I Have Got
The Ultimate One.
342
00:17:49,628 --> 00:17:51,244
All Your Stories.
343
00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:52,579
All What Stories?
344
00:17:52,579 --> 00:17:55,415
Stories We Found Out
Are Not True.
345
00:17:55,415 --> 00:17:56,628
Rudy:
From Grandpa.
346
00:17:56,628 --> 00:17:58,218
From Who?
347
00:17:58,218 --> 00:17:59,385
All:
Grandpa.
348
00:17:59,385 --> 00:18:02,620
You're Going To Believe
A Man That Age?
349
00:18:02,620 --> 00:18:07,327
How Come Every Single Time
One Of Us Came To You For Money
350
00:18:07,327 --> 00:18:09,627
You Started
Talking About The Story?
351
00:18:09,627 --> 00:18:12,565
When I Was
Seven Years Old
352
00:18:12,565 --> 00:18:15,629
I Had To Wake Up
At 4:30 Every Morning.
353
00:18:15,629 --> 00:18:17,570
Without
An Alarm Clock.
354
00:18:17,570 --> 00:18:19,620
Couldn't Afford
An Alarm Clock.
355
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:22,620
Had To Get Out
And Deliver Newspapers.
356
00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:23,943
But You Always
357
00:18:23,943 --> 00:18:26,279
Have To Brush
Your Teeth First.
358
00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:28,622
Didn't Have Money
For A Toothbrush
359
00:18:28,622 --> 00:18:30,624
So I Had To Get...
360
00:18:30,624 --> 00:18:32,385
Some Bark,
I Believe.
361
00:18:32,385 --> 00:18:33,623
A Sassafras Root.
362
00:18:33,623 --> 00:18:35,955
(Kids Agreeing)
363
00:18:35,955 --> 00:18:37,622
I Had No Running Water
364
00:18:37,622 --> 00:18:40,393
So We Had To Get
A Handful Of Snow.
365
00:18:40,393 --> 00:18:42,462
Denise:
It Was Winter
366
00:18:42,462 --> 00:18:44,626
365 Days Of The Year.
367
00:18:44,626 --> 00:18:48,568
All:
And Every Day,
The Snow Came Up To Here.
368
00:18:51,625 --> 00:18:53,625
I Went To Milk The Cow.
369
00:18:53,625 --> 00:18:55,275
I Had No Bucket.
370
00:18:55,275 --> 00:18:56,543
No Shoes Either.
371
00:18:56,543 --> 00:18:59,979
I Squirt The Milk
In The Palm Of My Hand.
372
00:18:59,979 --> 00:19:03,049
And I Had To Hop
373
00:19:03,049 --> 00:19:05,418
All:
Three Miles To The House.
374
00:19:05,418 --> 00:19:06,624
With No Shoes.
375
00:19:06,624 --> 00:19:08,054
On One Foot
376
00:19:08,054 --> 00:19:10,625
All:
To Keep The Other Foot Warm.
377
00:19:10,625 --> 00:19:12,525
I Ended Up Hopping
378
00:19:12,525 --> 00:19:14,622
All:
From House To House.
379
00:19:14,622 --> 00:19:17,530
Only Made About
Seven Cents A Month.
380
00:19:17,530 --> 00:19:20,466
All:
Gave Five Cents To My Parents
381
00:19:20,466 --> 00:19:22,569
Kept Two Cents To Myself
382
00:19:22,569 --> 00:19:25,623
And That's How I Bought
My First Car.
383
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:30,620
(Cackling Laughter)
384
00:19:35,624 --> 00:19:37,217
I'm Sorry, Cliff
385
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:39,627
But You Do
Tell Those Stories.
386
00:19:45,624 --> 00:19:47,625
Well, At Least I Can Drive.
387
00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:14,487
Are You Still Mad At Me?
388
00:20:14,487 --> 00:20:16,620
Yes.
389
00:20:16,620 --> 00:20:19,626
I Didn't Mean
To Break The Machine.
390
00:20:19,626 --> 00:20:23,062
You Did Something
You Were Not Supposed To Do.
391
00:20:23,062 --> 00:20:25,623
You're Not Supposed
To Touch The Machines.
392
00:20:25,623 --> 00:20:26,623
I'm Sorry.
393
00:20:26,623 --> 00:20:28,001
I'll Pay For It.
394
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:36,276
That Machine Cost
395
00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:40,113
About Two Skillion Dollars.
396
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:41,624
That's A Lot Of Money.
397
00:20:41,624 --> 00:20:45,626
And Then Another Three Skillion
To Have It Repaired.
398
00:20:45,626 --> 00:20:48,988
(No Audio)
399
00:20:48,988 --> 00:20:52,292
That's Five
Skillion Dollars!
400
00:20:55,261 --> 00:20:56,620
How Are You
401
00:20:56,620 --> 00:20:58,264
Going To Pay For It?
402
00:20:58,264 --> 00:21:00,099
I'll Save My Allowance.
403
00:21:00,099 --> 00:21:02,621
You Will?
404
00:21:02,621 --> 00:21:03,970
Yes.
405
00:21:03,970 --> 00:21:06,339
How Much Money
Do You Get A Week?
406
00:21:06,339 --> 00:21:08,623
Eight Kabillion.
407
00:21:15,281 --> 00:21:17,250
(Blowing Raspberries)