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Fresh-Squeezed Orange Juice
For My Lady.
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Thank You.
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To Celebrate The Most
Important Day Of The Year.
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Both:
The First Day Of School.
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We Have Survived
Yet Another Summer.
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Yes.
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No More Friends Of Our Children
Running Through Our House
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Going Into Our Refrigerator
Like Locusts
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Leaving Nothing
For You Or For Me
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Except A Box
Of Arm And Hammer.
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No More Little Children
Hiding In Fireplaces
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Breaking Things And Then Saying
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"I'm Sorry, I Have No Money."
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No More, I Tell You.
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Pretty Soon,
This Will All Be Behind Us
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Because They're Getting Out!
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Yes, And You And I
Will Be Here
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To Smell Our Own House.
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You Asked Me To Help...
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Yes!
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Here They Come!
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Look At That!
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And Once Again,
Our Children
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Are Forced To Leave The House,
Whether They Want To Or Not.
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Everybody Goes!
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And Look At This One Here--
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So Enthused,
So Excited--
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Who Went To Summer School
To Graduate Early
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So She Could Go
To Lincoln University.
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Get The Rest
Of The Stuff.
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Hurry. Everybody Goes.
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Ah, Look At The Pace
Of This One.
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A Slower One
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But Still Has To Go.
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Ha-Ha!
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Are Your Summer Clothes
Packed Away?
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Mom, I Have Enough On My Mind.
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I'm Starting Sixth Grade.
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What Is Wrong With Her?
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There's Nothing Wrong.
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They've Got A Union.
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"If We Look
Like This
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"Opening Day Of School
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Maybe The Parents
Will Go Cancel The School Out
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And We Won't
Have To Go."
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We Know We're Tired Of Them.
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Well, I'm Ready.
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Yes!
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Our Daughter,
Off To Lincoln University.
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♪ Get It Off, Get It Off,
There You Go, Vanessa ♪
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♪ There You Go, Pow, Pow ♪
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♪ There You Go, Vanessa. ♪
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Mom, I Just Said Good-Bye
To Rudy And Denise And Olivia.
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Isn't This Sad, Me Going Away?
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Yeah!
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Dad, All The Way
To Pennsylvania.
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She's Afraid
She'll Be Lonely, Cliff.
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We Gave You A List Of Relatives
This Long.
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Call People And Say,
"I'm Lonely.
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Please Cook Me Something."
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Your Cousin Thornhill
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Loves To Cook.
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We Sent Him A Wok For Christmas.
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You Love Chinese Food.
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He's Got A Wok,
He Loves To Cook.
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Call Him Up.
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Say, "Cousin Thornhill,
Get Out The Wok!"
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(Car Horn Honking)
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That's Beth.
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Yes!
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We're Coming With The Bags.
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I Didn't Get To Say
Good-Bye To Theo.
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I'm Sorry, Honey.
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Theo Was Supposed To Get Back
From Europe Today.
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He'll Call You
As Soon As He Can.
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Listen, I Know You're A Little
Nervous About Leaving Home
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But You'll Do Just Fine
At Lincoln.
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You Think So?
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Honey, I Know It.
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I'm Going To Miss You.
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I'll Miss You Too.
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Hey, College Girl.
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I Can't Believe It.
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Have A Good Time.
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Thank You.
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The Car Is Running Out Of Gas.
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All Right, I'm Going,
I'm Going.
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Do You Need Money?
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Take This Just In Case.
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All Right.
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Bye.
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Bye, Vanessa.
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All Right.
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Hey, You!
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Number Two.
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Next College Person.
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Medgar Evers.
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Out The Door.
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Yes, I'm Looking Forward To It.
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No, You're Not Looking Forward
Anymore.
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We're Walking Forward.
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Dad, I've Been Doing
Some Thinking.
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Oh, Please Don't Think, Dear.
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I Won't Get To School Today.
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Why Not?
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It's Olivia.
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Olivia.
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Today Is Her First Day
Of Preschool.
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Remember My First Day?
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You Guys Were With Me
The Whole Day.
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I've Given This
Some Thought.
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I Know That If I Drop Her Off
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She'll Cry
From The Moment I Leave
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Until I Come Back And Get Her.
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This Could Scar Her For Life.
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Denise, Just Point Me
In The Direction Of That School
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And I Am Out Of Here.
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Let's Go.
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Excuse Me,
Miss I'm-Out-Of-Here.
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Do You Think You Have Time
For Some Breakfast?
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Can I Have Breakfast At School?
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No, You'll Eat In The Kitchen.
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Okay, But Let's Get A Move On.
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Okay, She Doesn't Need Me.
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She Could Probably Get A Job
And An Apartment.
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Next Time Tell Her
To Take You With Her.
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Ha Ha Ha.
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All Right!
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Let's Move It, Mopey.
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Can You Please Give Me A Chance
To Get My Stuff Together?
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I'm Sorry.
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I Lost My Head.
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She's Acting Awfully Funny
This Morning.
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She's Starting The Sixth Grade.
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She's Just Nervous.
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All Ready For
Preschool, Huh?
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Yeah!
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Why Are You So Excited
About Preschool?
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Well, You Read And You Write
And You Get Smart.
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But You Also Have Some Fun.
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You Play Games, Huh?
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Sometimes.
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But Not Little Kids' Games
Anymore.
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Big People's Games.
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Like What?
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Poker!
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You Play Poker In Preschool?
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Yeah, That's Right.
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And You Must Think
That This Is A Lot Of Fun.
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It Is, Except For One Thing.
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What's That?
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Naps.
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What's Wrong With Naps?
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Naps Are For Old People.
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I'm Young And I'm Up.
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But You Have To Understand.
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Naps Are Good
And Healthy For You.
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Not If You're Not Sleepy.
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You See, Dr. Huxtable
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They Say Close Your Eyes
And Go To Sleep.
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Right.
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I Close My Eyes
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And I Lay There
And Nothing Happens.
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And When I Finally Do
Fall Asleep
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They Wake Me Up Again.
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I See.
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Dad, Rudy Says
She's Not Going To School.
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Something About Her Glands.
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She Doesn't Need Glands
To Go To School.
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She Needs Books.
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Hurry Up And Finish
Your Cereal.
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Okay, Here We Go.
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I Don't Feel Good.
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I Don't Think
I Can Go To School Today.
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What's The Matter?
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My Glands.
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Your Glands Don't Feel
Swollen, Honey.
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That's The Problem.
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I Think They Shrunk.
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Just Say "Ah."
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Everything Looks Okay.
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I Knew It.
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They Shrunk So Much,
Now They're Gone.
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You Know What's Good
For Shrunken, Gone Glands?
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Get Up And Go To School.
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Dad, There's Nothing Wrong
With My Glands.
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I Have An Even Bigger Problem.
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Let's Talk About It.
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This Is Woman Stuff.
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I Need Mom For This.
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I'm A Gynecologist.
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You Want To Talk To A Lawyer.
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Look, Sometimes
If There's Something Difficult
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That A Person
Can't Really Get Out
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If They Whisper It,
They Feel A Little Better.
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We'll Keep It Between Us,
And Nobody Else Will Know.
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All Right.
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Yeah.
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Now Tell Me What It Is.
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Don't Worry About That.
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Some Girls Develop Them
Later Than Others.
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But What If I Don't
Develop Them At All?
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But You Will.
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When?
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When?
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Well, I Don't Know.
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But Dad, I Waited All Summer
For Them.
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You See, Some People
Don't Get Summer Ones.
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They Get The Ones...
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And I Have Heard That
The Fall Ones Are Much Better.
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But Dad, Look At Me.
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00:10:00,079 --> 00:10:03,116
I'm A Sixth Grader
In A Fifth Grader's Body.
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There's Something Perhaps
The Two Of Us Can Share.
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There Was A Boy
In Our Class.
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Sixth Grade, Had A Moustache.
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And Man,
I Just Admired That So Much.
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I Wanted A Moustache
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And My Little Bald Upper Lip
Was Just Shining Out There.
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And He Had A Comb.
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He Would Comb It.
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00:10:22,135 --> 00:10:25,705
Sometimes He Would Trim It
Till It Was Real Thin.
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Sometimes He'd Let It Go,
And He'd Drink Milk
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And It Was Still
Around His Mouth.
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My Milk Fell
In My Mouth.
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But Then I Developed Something
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That This Guy With The Moustache
Didn't Have
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And The Others Didn't Have.
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What?
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One Day, I Did An Imitation
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Of Our Vice-Principal,
Mrs. Mars
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And All The Girls Loved It.
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And It Was Something That
That Guy Couldn't Do.
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Mrs. Mars, She Talked Like This:
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(Deep Voice:)
Huxtable.
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Huxtable, I Want You
To Put On Your Thinking Cap.
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Dad, You're Funny.
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Yeah, Well,
Thank You.
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00:11:10,650 --> 00:11:13,853
So The Two Of Us
Have Something In Common.
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00:11:13,853 --> 00:11:18,191
But Dad,
I Don't Want A Moustache.
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Somehow You Missed The Point.
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00:11:20,860 --> 00:11:23,863
My Point Is
It Doesn't Make Any Difference.
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00:11:23,863 --> 00:11:26,732
You See, What It Is
Is Your Personality.
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I Tell You,
And Not Because I'm Your Father
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But When You Smile,
You Can Light Up A Room.
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You Have A Great Brain,
Great Smile.
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00:11:36,192 --> 00:11:38,644
Look, The Smile Makes Me Smile.
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I Was Depressed
Until You Smiled.
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If You Go Outside And Smile,
And The Bus Goes By
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I Bet You The Bus Will Smile.
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Look At You.
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(Deep Voice:)
Let's Go.
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Yes, Sir.
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Here We Go.
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Here We Go.
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Get Your Stuff.
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00:11:57,897 --> 00:12:00,189
And Tell It Like It Is.
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Tell It Like It Is.
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00:12:01,901 --> 00:12:03,669
Out The Door.
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00:12:05,187 --> 00:12:07,106
Cliff:
Huxtable.
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Rudy:
Huxtable.
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00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:09,876
What Are You Doing?
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00:12:09,876 --> 00:12:11,196
Get Your Homework Done.
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Get Your Homework Done.
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00:12:12,745 --> 00:12:14,191
Tell It Like It Is.
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00:12:14,191 --> 00:12:15,681
Tell It Like It Is.
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00:12:15,681 --> 00:12:17,196
What Is The Matter, Rudy?
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00:12:17,196 --> 00:12:19,190
She's 11, Going On 12
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00:12:19,190 --> 00:12:23,756
Hoping For 12 Right Now,
If You Know What I Mean.
269
00:12:23,756 --> 00:12:24,690
(Doorbell Rings)
270
00:12:24,690 --> 00:12:26,191
Hit It!
271
00:12:26,191 --> 00:12:27,760
Hey!
272
00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:28,961
Hi, Margie.
273
00:12:28,961 --> 00:12:30,630
Hi, Rudy.
274
00:12:30,630 --> 00:12:34,187
Did You Have
A Good Summer?
275
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:35,196
Sorry, Margie.
276
00:12:35,196 --> 00:12:37,837
I'm Not Going To School Today.
277
00:12:37,837 --> 00:12:40,190
My Glands Are Bothering Me.
278
00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:56,976
What Are We Going To Do?
279
00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:59,419
We've Been
Through This Before
280
00:12:59,419 --> 00:13:01,180
With Sondra,
Denise And Vanessa.
281
00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:02,815
What Did We Do?
282
00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:05,018
It Was So Long Ago, I Forgot.
283
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:07,422
You Ought To Write
These Things Down
284
00:13:07,422 --> 00:13:09,355
So You Know What To Do...
285
00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:11,257
(Doorbell Rings)
286
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:15,425
Amy, Hello.
287
00:13:15,425 --> 00:13:17,063
Hi, Mrs. Huxtable.
288
00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:19,732
Rudy Is Upstairs
In Her Room, But...
289
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:20,733
Rudy Called.
290
00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:22,001
There's An Emergency.
291
00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:23,136
She's Expecting Me.
292
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,337
Oh.
293
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:27,417
Okay.
294
00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:32,178
Amy, Did You Bring It?
295
00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:33,418
This Is It.
296
00:13:33,418 --> 00:13:35,782
One Of The Great
Medical Discoveries
297
00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:37,250
Of The 20th Century.
298
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:40,426
"Lady Rondell's Cream
For Bust Enhancement.
299
00:13:40,426 --> 00:13:44,425
Guaranteed Results In 48 Hours
Or Your Money Back."
300
00:13:44,425 --> 00:13:46,926
You Know It Works
When They Say
301
00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:49,228
They'll Give You
Your Money Back.
302
00:13:49,228 --> 00:13:50,730
And Here's Proof:
303
00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,231
Before And After.
304
00:13:52,231 --> 00:13:53,866
Whoa.
305
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:59,422
You Probably Won't Look
Like That In Two Days.
306
00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:00,873
How Long Have You Used It?
307
00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:04,143
I Got It In The Mail Yesterday
308
00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:06,846
But I Can Feel It
Kicking In Already.
309
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:11,384
What Do You Think
They're Doing?
310
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:14,426
I Think Amy's Convincing Rudy
To Go To School.
311
00:14:14,426 --> 00:14:17,256
Bye, Dr. And Mrs. Huxtable.
312
00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:18,758
The Emergency's Over.
313
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,423
Amy, Thank You So Much
314
00:14:20,423 --> 00:14:23,262
For Stopping By
On Your Way To School.
315
00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:24,423
You're Welcome.
316
00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:30,136
Mom, Dad, Can I Ask
You Guys A Favor?
317
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:31,371
What Is It?
318
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,806
Do You Mind
If I Don't Go To School
319
00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:35,174
For 48 Hours?
320
00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:38,426
Rudy, You Have To Go
To School Today. Now.
321
00:14:38,426 --> 00:14:41,280
Please, Mom,
Just Till Wednesday.
322
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,249
What Is Important
About Wednesday?
323
00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:46,185
On Wednesday,
All My Troubles Will Be Over.
324
00:14:46,185 --> 00:14:49,418
All Right, Young Lady,
Sit Down Here.
325
00:14:49,418 --> 00:14:51,418
Now What Is This About?
326
00:14:51,418 --> 00:14:52,892
Promise
You Won't Laugh?
327
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,727
We Won't.
What Is It?
328
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,229
This.
329
00:14:56,229 --> 00:15:02,424
Lady Rondell's Cream
For Bust Enhancement?
330
00:15:02,424 --> 00:15:05,171
In 48 Hours, I'll Be A Woman.
331
00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:08,107
Rudy, That Is Not
Possible, Honey.
332
00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:10,977
Development Is A Natural,
Biological Process.
333
00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:13,846
I Knew You Wouldn't Want Me
To Use It.
334
00:15:16,426 --> 00:15:19,052
Maybe I Shouldn't
Have Done That.
335
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:21,120
It Might Make My Nose Grow.
336
00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:28,094
I'm A Doctor, Honey.
337
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:29,423
Trust Me.
338
00:15:29,423 --> 00:15:34,000
There's Nothing In Here That
Is Going To Enhance Anything.
339
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,302
You Could Get The Same Results
340
00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:38,805
Putting Mayonnaise
On Your Chest.
341
00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:41,207
You're Just Saying That
342
00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:44,944
Because You Want Me To Be
Your Little Girl Forever.
343
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,424
But I'm Not
A Little Girl Anymore.
344
00:15:51,420 --> 00:15:52,752
Rudy?
345
00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:54,418
Yes.
346
00:15:54,418 --> 00:15:55,922
Rudy.
347
00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:59,926
Honey, Nothing Is Going
To Change About You
348
00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:01,422
In Two Days.
349
00:16:01,422 --> 00:16:04,163
You Get What You'll Get
When You Get It.
350
00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:06,422
Mom, Can't We Just Wait And See?
351
00:16:06,422 --> 00:16:09,802
Oh, Baby, I Know
What You're Going Through.
352
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,370
How Could You?
353
00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:13,873
You Got Them Already.
354
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:15,775
But I Wasn't Born With Them.
355
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:17,877
I Went Through The Same Thing.
356
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:19,421
So Did Your Sisters.
357
00:16:19,421 --> 00:16:21,948
You Should See Some Of The Stuff
358
00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:24,350
That Has Come
Through This House.
359
00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:26,886
Sondra Had Blossom's
Bust Booster.
360
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:30,426
Denise Showed Up
With Dr. Jim's Growth Capsules.
361
00:16:30,426 --> 00:16:33,326
And Vanessa Had The Best Of All:
362
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,425
Bailey's Bust-O-Matic.
363
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:39,866
The Thing Looked Like
Two Plungers On A Power Cord.
364
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:43,770
And She Was About To Plug It In
And Shock Her Chest.
365
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:47,418
But Mom, The Stuff In The Jar
Really Works
366
00:16:47,418 --> 00:16:50,419
Or They'll Give You
Your Money Back.
367
00:16:50,419 --> 00:16:54,280
You Better Get Your Money Back
Because You Heard Your Father.
368
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,882
I Can't Go To School.
369
00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:57,884
The Boys Will Laugh At Me.
370
00:16:57,884 --> 00:17:01,254
They'll Laugh If You Get Them
And If You Don't.
371
00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:02,922
And You Know Why?
372
00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:05,424
Because That's How Boys Are
At This Age.
373
00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:07,026
They're Just Dumb.
374
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,761
That's Not Your Problem.
375
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:09,762
It's Theirs.
376
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:10,425
It Is?
377
00:17:10,425 --> 00:17:12,426
Yes.
378
00:17:12,426 --> 00:17:15,735
So Now What Are You
Going To Do?
379
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,417
Are You Going To Go
To School
380
00:17:18,417 --> 00:17:22,418
Or Do I Have To Write A Note
To Your Principal Saying
381
00:17:22,418 --> 00:17:25,945
"Please Excuse Rudith Lillian
Huxtable From School Today.
382
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:28,781
She's Waiting
For Her Breasts To Arrive"?
383
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,418
Well?
384
00:17:30,418 --> 00:17:33,085
I Guess
This Is What They Mean
385
00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:35,418
When They Say
Growing Up's Tough.
386
00:17:35,418 --> 00:17:36,923
I Guess.
387
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:46,833
Clair:
Cliff.
388
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,417
La-Da.
389
00:17:48,417 --> 00:17:50,303
Hasn't This Been A Nice Day?
390
00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:52,424
Ever Since Rudy
Left For School
391
00:17:52,424 --> 00:17:54,140
It's Been Heavenly.
392
00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:55,420
Aren't You Happy
393
00:17:55,420 --> 00:17:57,777
You Decided To Work
At Home Today?
394
00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:59,418
Thank You Very Much.
395
00:17:59,418 --> 00:18:00,780
Yes, Indeed.
396
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,114
It's Official.
397
00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:04,283
We Have Taken
The House Back.
398
00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:06,419
Mmm... Yes.
399
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,154
Would You Like Some Tea?
400
00:18:08,154 --> 00:18:11,023
You Know
I Don't Want Any Tea.
401
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,424
Mmm.
Mmm.
402
00:18:18,424 --> 00:18:22,368
That's The First Time
In A Long Time
403
00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:25,204
I've Heard You Go "Mmm."
404
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:34,380
Mmm.
Mmm.
405
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,917
Mom, Dad.
406
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,420
It's So Good
407
00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:40,853
To Be Home.
408
00:18:50,417 --> 00:18:53,417
Oh, You Guys,
I Just Saw All Of Europe
409
00:18:53,417 --> 00:18:55,067
In 17 Days.
410
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:57,136
Everything Was A Blur.
411
00:18:58,420 --> 00:18:59,906
What Did You See?
412
00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:01,424
We Saw...
413
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:12,420
We Saw Westminster Abbey.
414
00:19:12,420 --> 00:19:14,422
We Saw The Louvre.
415
00:19:14,422 --> 00:19:16,424
Saw The Leaning
Tower Of Pisa.
416
00:19:16,424 --> 00:19:20,293
The Bus Let Us Off For That One.
417
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:26,417
Everybody Got Out And Said,
"Oh, It Really Leans."
418
00:19:27,077 --> 00:19:33,754
And The Tour Guide Said,
"Time To Get Back On The Bus."
419
00:19:33,754 --> 00:19:36,303
But I Got You Guys A Gift.
420
00:19:36,303 --> 00:19:37,671
Oh, Really?
421
00:19:37,671 --> 00:19:39,205
Here You Go.
422
00:19:39,205 --> 00:19:40,607
Thank You.
423
00:19:40,607 --> 00:19:42,242
Matching Wristwatches.
424
00:19:42,242 --> 00:19:43,756
Thank You.
425
00:19:43,756 --> 00:19:46,212
Those Have
Genuine Swiss Movement.
426
00:19:46,212 --> 00:19:47,681
Really?
427
00:19:47,681 --> 00:19:50,684
Son, They're Kind Of Light.
428
00:19:50,684 --> 00:19:53,353
That's Because The Parts
Aren't Inside.
429
00:19:55,522 --> 00:19:58,358
The Guy I Bought Those From
Is Smart.
430
00:19:58,358 --> 00:20:01,428
They Can't Charge Duty
For Just The Case
431
00:20:01,428 --> 00:20:04,631
So What He Does
Is Mail The Insides Later.
432
00:20:11,071 --> 00:20:12,752
Well, That's, Um...
433
00:20:12,752 --> 00:20:15,752
That's Very Thoughtful
Of You, Son.
434
00:20:15,752 --> 00:20:17,544
You Look Tired.
435
00:20:17,544 --> 00:20:20,380
And Confused.
436
00:20:20,380 --> 00:20:21,751
Well, I Am.
437
00:20:21,751 --> 00:20:23,550
But I'm Also Hungry.
438
00:20:23,550 --> 00:20:26,419
After All Those Heavy,
Rich Sauces
439
00:20:26,419 --> 00:20:29,255
I Just Want Some
Plain American Food.
440
00:20:29,255 --> 00:20:31,751
Jersey Corn, Wisconsin Cheese
441
00:20:31,751 --> 00:20:35,754
Idaho Potatoes, Florida Oranges.
442
00:20:35,754 --> 00:20:38,598
God Bless America.
443
00:20:41,999 --> 00:20:43,534
Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
444
00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:45,187
How Was Your First Day
Of School?
445
00:20:45,187 --> 00:20:46,503
Fine.
446
00:20:46,503 --> 00:20:48,185
Come Back Here.
447
00:20:48,185 --> 00:20:50,040
Please.
448
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,709
How Was Your First Day
Of School?
449
00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:54,077
"Fine."
450
00:20:54,077 --> 00:20:56,188
All You Can Say Is "Fine"?
451
00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:58,549
You Know, Teachers, Students
452
00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,551
First Day Of School, Books.
453
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:03,182
This Morning,
We Weren't Going To School
454
00:21:03,182 --> 00:21:05,182
Because There
Was A Disaster.
455
00:21:05,182 --> 00:21:06,183
What Happened?
456
00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:08,180
It's Like What Mom Said.
457
00:21:08,180 --> 00:21:11,528
"You Get What You Get
When You Get It."
458
00:21:11,528 --> 00:21:14,181
And A Lot Of Us
Haven't Got Them Yet.