1 00:00:55,711 --> 00:01:01,015 (Cartoon Music Playing) 2 00:01:01,015 --> 00:01:04,051 (Canned Laughter) 3 00:01:04,051 --> 00:01:07,811 Announcer: Wow! Listen To Those Laughs. 4 00:01:07,811 --> 00:01:10,802 Would You Like To Make People Laugh Like That? 5 00:01:10,802 --> 00:01:15,119 Wouldn't It Be Great To Be The Funniest Kid On Your Block? 6 00:01:15,119 --> 00:01:17,802 You Can Be By Calling 555-Joke 7 00:01:17,802 --> 00:01:20,691 For The Most Hilarious Jokes You've Ever Heard. 8 00:01:20,691 --> 00:01:23,160 That's For Me. 9 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:27,802 Child: I Dialed 555-Joke, And I'm The Life Of The Party. 10 00:01:27,802 --> 00:01:32,103 Announcer: Jokes That Are Guaranteed To Make Your Family And Friends 11 00:01:32,103 --> 00:01:33,802 Roll In The Aisle. 12 00:01:33,802 --> 00:01:35,539 So Call 555-Joke. 13 00:01:35,539 --> 00:01:37,441 Where's Joke? 14 00:01:37,441 --> 00:01:40,411 That's 555-5653. 15 00:01:40,411 --> 00:01:43,808 555-5653. 16 00:01:43,808 --> 00:01:46,317 Only 95 Cents A Minute. 17 00:01:46,317 --> 00:01:49,802 And Remember, Get Your Parents' Permission. 18 00:01:53,624 --> 00:01:55,805 Dr. Huxtable 19 00:01:55,805 --> 00:01:57,807 Are You Ready To Roll In The Aisle? 20 00:01:57,807 --> 00:02:00,764 Pardon Me? 21 00:02:00,764 --> 00:02:03,367 Can I Have Your Permission To Tell A Joke? 22 00:02:03,367 --> 00:02:04,809 Oh, Yes, Sure. 23 00:02:04,809 --> 00:02:06,802 Yes. 24 00:02:08,606 --> 00:02:09,802 Okay. 25 00:02:09,802 --> 00:02:11,803 Hit It. 26 00:02:13,644 --> 00:02:15,802 Was That The Joke? 27 00:02:17,581 --> 00:02:19,807 Got It. 28 00:02:25,803 --> 00:02:27,191 Got It. 29 00:02:27,191 --> 00:02:29,360 Okay, Hit It. 30 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:33,464 A Man Walks Into A Restaurant With A Pigeon On His Head. 31 00:02:33,464 --> 00:02:37,802 The Waiter Says, "What Do You Feed That Thing?" 32 00:02:37,802 --> 00:02:39,603 And? 33 00:02:39,603 --> 00:02:40,504 Get It? 34 00:02:40,504 --> 00:02:41,672 Get It?! 35 00:02:41,672 --> 00:02:42,810 Yes. 36 00:02:42,810 --> 00:02:45,242 You're Supposed To Tell A Whole Joke. 37 00:02:45,242 --> 00:02:46,802 You Only Told The Beginning. 38 00:02:46,802 --> 00:02:47,645 Oh, I Did? 39 00:02:47,645 --> 00:02:48,612 Yeah. 40 00:02:48,612 --> 00:02:49,807 I'll Be Right Back. 41 00:02:53,450 --> 00:02:55,804 Okay. 42 00:03:07,698 --> 00:03:08,808 I'm Ready. 43 00:03:08,808 --> 00:03:10,134 Okay. 44 00:03:10,134 --> 00:03:13,170 I Got Laugh Lines All Over My Face 45 00:03:13,170 --> 00:03:15,105 Ready To Explode. 46 00:03:15,105 --> 00:03:16,240 Two Men Are Playing Golf. 47 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:16,806 Good. 48 00:03:16,806 --> 00:03:18,108 Two Men Are Playing Golf. 49 00:03:18,108 --> 00:03:18,809 Right. 50 00:03:18,809 --> 00:03:21,178 One Man Says To The Other 51 00:03:21,178 --> 00:03:24,381 "It Doesn't Work Unless You Know How To Putt." 52 00:03:27,810 --> 00:03:31,802 It Doesn't Work Unless You Know How To Putt! 53 00:03:33,457 --> 00:03:38,162 Yeah, It Doesn't Work Unless You Know How To Putt! 54 00:03:38,162 --> 00:03:39,803 Why Aren't You Laughing? 55 00:03:41,802 --> 00:03:44,808 You Can't Just Give Somebody A Punch Line. 56 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:48,105 You've Got To Have Some Part To The Story. 57 00:03:48,105 --> 00:03:49,808 You Tell A Story 58 00:03:49,808 --> 00:03:52,309 And Then You Tell The Punch Line. 59 00:03:52,309 --> 00:03:54,810 That's What Makes The Person Laugh. 60 00:03:54,810 --> 00:03:56,802 Okay, I'll Be Right Back. 61 00:04:04,488 --> 00:04:05,811 Hey. 62 00:04:05,811 --> 00:04:08,692 What Are You Doing? 63 00:04:08,692 --> 00:04:11,805 I'm Calling 5555-Joke. 64 00:04:11,805 --> 00:04:14,198 You're Not Supposed To Use The Phone. 65 00:04:14,198 --> 00:04:16,333 But You Gave Me Permission. 66 00:04:17,802 --> 00:04:21,405 I Gave You Permission To Tell Me A Joke 67 00:04:21,405 --> 00:04:22,808 Not To Use The Phone. 68 00:04:22,808 --> 00:04:26,677 Do You Know How Much Money It Costs? 69 00:04:26,677 --> 00:04:29,806 The Man On Tv Said 95 Cents A Minute. 70 00:04:29,806 --> 00:04:32,583 You Had That Phone Lying There All That Time? 71 00:04:32,583 --> 00:04:33,450 Yes. 72 00:04:33,450 --> 00:04:36,287 That Was Five Dollars Of My Money 73 00:04:36,287 --> 00:04:37,621 You Spent. 74 00:04:37,621 --> 00:04:41,806 Five Dollars, And You Didn't Even Make Me Laugh. 75 00:04:41,806 --> 00:04:44,807 It Wasn't My Fault You Didn't Get It. 76 00:04:54,705 --> 00:04:56,273 (Doorbell Ringing) 77 00:04:56,273 --> 00:04:57,805 Vanessa: I'll Get It. 78 00:05:03,808 --> 00:05:05,316 Car's Out Front. 79 00:05:05,316 --> 00:05:06,650 You Ready To Go? 80 00:05:06,650 --> 00:05:08,118 Yeah. 81 00:05:08,118 --> 00:05:10,521 My Parents Bought It Completely. 82 00:05:10,521 --> 00:05:13,123 Once I Said We're Sleeping At Susan's House 83 00:05:13,123 --> 00:05:15,626 They Didn't Ask Where The Concert Was. 84 00:05:15,626 --> 00:05:17,528 Same Thing Happened To Me. 85 00:05:17,528 --> 00:05:21,231 My Parents Assumed The Concert Was In New York City. 86 00:05:21,231 --> 00:05:24,134 They Have No Idea We Are Going To Baltimore. 87 00:05:24,134 --> 00:05:28,605 This Is The Perfect Weekend For My Parents To Go Away. 88 00:05:28,605 --> 00:05:30,810 My Grandma Sleeps In The Guest Room. 89 00:05:30,810 --> 00:05:33,110 She Goes To Bed At 9:30. 90 00:05:33,110 --> 00:05:35,279 If We're In Before 6:00 A.M., We're Fine. 91 00:05:35,279 --> 00:05:37,514 I Can't Believe We Are Seeing 92 00:05:37,514 --> 00:05:39,116 The Wretched Live On Stage. 93 00:05:39,116 --> 00:05:42,453 The Lead Singer, Frankie X, Wipes Sweat From His Body 94 00:05:42,453 --> 00:05:43,810 And Flings It 95 00:05:43,810 --> 00:05:45,189 Into The Audience. 96 00:05:45,189 --> 00:05:48,459 If Only We Could Have Gotten Front Row Seats. 97 00:05:48,459 --> 00:05:49,810 We Got To Go. 98 00:05:49,810 --> 00:05:52,129 We Have A Four-Hour Drive. 99 00:05:52,129 --> 00:05:53,802 All Right. 100 00:05:53,802 --> 00:05:55,332 Mom, We're Leaving. 101 00:05:55,332 --> 00:05:56,700 Wait A Minute. 102 00:05:56,700 --> 00:05:58,806 I Have Something To Say To You. 103 00:05:58,806 --> 00:06:00,804 Be Cool. Don't Blow This. 104 00:06:06,643 --> 00:06:08,178 All: Hi. 105 00:06:08,178 --> 00:06:09,805 You're Staying At Susan's House? 106 00:06:09,805 --> 00:06:10,804 Right. Right. 107 00:06:10,804 --> 00:06:14,118 Susan, Your Mother Loaned Me This Book. 108 00:06:14,118 --> 00:06:16,220 Tell Her I Really Liked It. 109 00:06:16,220 --> 00:06:17,721 Tell Her I'll Call Her. 110 00:06:17,721 --> 00:06:19,810 I Wouldn't Call Her This Weekend. 111 00:06:19,810 --> 00:06:21,458 Things Are Kind Of Crazy. 112 00:06:21,458 --> 00:06:22,806 Monday Would Be Better. 113 00:06:22,806 --> 00:06:25,229 When Will You Be Home? 114 00:06:25,229 --> 00:06:26,802 We'll Probably Sleep Late. 115 00:06:26,802 --> 00:06:28,699 I'll Be Home Tomorrow Afternoon. 116 00:06:28,699 --> 00:06:29,802 Have A Nice Time. 117 00:06:29,802 --> 00:06:31,802 Bye. 118 00:06:31,802 --> 00:06:33,203 All: Bye. 119 00:06:34,805 --> 00:06:37,374 Let's Get Out Of Here. 120 00:06:37,374 --> 00:06:38,809 Wretched, Here We Come. 121 00:06:38,809 --> 00:06:41,612 ♪ Do What You Want, Take All You Can ♪ 122 00:06:41,612 --> 00:06:44,114 ♪ Take For Yourself, Then Take It Again! ♪ 123 00:06:49,809 --> 00:06:52,656 ♪ Breaking All The Rules ♪ 124 00:06:52,656 --> 00:06:54,324 ♪ Rules Are For Fools ♪ 125 00:06:54,324 --> 00:06:57,461 ♪ The Only Rules Are For Rulin' Fools. ♪ 126 00:07:00,290 --> 00:07:06,095 How Did You Get Your Brother To Lend Us His Car? 127 00:07:06,095 --> 00:07:09,344 He Goes To College And Leaves It At Home. 128 00:07:09,344 --> 00:07:12,835 He Asked Me To Start It For Him Occasionally. 129 00:07:12,835 --> 00:07:16,344 I Didn't Say What I Was Doing Once It Was Running. 130 00:07:16,344 --> 00:07:18,346 Can I Borrow The Car Keys? 131 00:07:18,346 --> 00:07:21,210 I Have To Freshen My Makeup. 132 00:07:21,210 --> 00:07:22,344 It's A Doughnut Shop. 133 00:07:22,344 --> 00:07:24,344 You Don't Have To Look That Good. 134 00:07:24,344 --> 00:07:27,345 Can I Have The Keys, Please? 135 00:07:27,345 --> 00:07:29,985 This Is Ridiculous. 136 00:07:29,985 --> 00:07:31,920 Get Your Nose, Okay? 137 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:36,291 When We First Started This Trip, I Was A Little Worried. 138 00:07:36,291 --> 00:07:37,693 But This Feels Incredible. 139 00:07:37,693 --> 00:07:41,348 Being On My Own, Doing What I Want To Do. 140 00:07:41,348 --> 00:07:45,300 This Will Be The Most Incredible Night Of Our Lives. 141 00:07:45,300 --> 00:07:47,349 A Night That Will Last Until Sunup. 142 00:07:47,349 --> 00:07:50,172 All: Sunup! 143 00:07:52,174 --> 00:07:53,350 Where Did We Park The Car? 144 00:07:53,350 --> 00:07:55,350 Were You Not With Us 145 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:58,647 When We All Parked The Car Together 146 00:07:58,647 --> 00:08:00,849 And Walked In Together? 147 00:08:00,849 --> 00:08:04,286 It's Against The Wall By The Brown Van. 148 00:08:04,286 --> 00:08:06,989 I Saw The Brown Van And The Wall 149 00:08:06,989 --> 00:08:09,158 But There's No Car There. 150 00:08:09,158 --> 00:08:10,793 Are You Sure? 151 00:08:10,793 --> 00:08:12,161 No Car. 152 00:08:20,344 --> 00:08:22,344 How Will We Get Home? 153 00:08:22,344 --> 00:08:24,344 We Are Stuck In Wilmington. 154 00:08:24,344 --> 00:08:26,708 I Am In So Much Trouble. 155 00:08:26,708 --> 00:08:28,344 I'd Rather Die. 156 00:08:28,344 --> 00:08:30,346 I Can Hear My Parents Now. 157 00:08:30,346 --> 00:08:31,814 "Why Didn't You Think?" 158 00:08:31,814 --> 00:08:33,351 I Feel Awful. 159 00:08:33,351 --> 00:08:35,961 My Makeup Was In That Car. 160 00:08:35,961 --> 00:08:38,481 I Got To Call The Police. 161 00:08:38,481 --> 00:08:40,097 No, Kara, No. 162 00:08:40,097 --> 00:08:41,472 You Cannot Call The Police. 163 00:08:41,472 --> 00:08:43,067 Why Not?! 164 00:08:43,067 --> 00:08:46,481 Our Parents Will Find Out We Reported A Car Stolen 165 00:08:46,481 --> 00:08:48,072 From Wilmington, Delaware. 166 00:08:48,072 --> 00:08:50,040 They'll Know We Were Here. 167 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:51,375 She's Right. 168 00:08:51,375 --> 00:08:52,479 Don't Call The Police. 169 00:08:52,479 --> 00:08:54,778 What Am I Supposed To Do? 170 00:08:54,778 --> 00:08:57,480 A Car Can Get Stolen Anywhere. 171 00:08:57,480 --> 00:09:00,017 Tell The Police It Was In Your Garage. 172 00:09:00,017 --> 00:09:01,952 If They Find It Here 173 00:09:01,952 --> 00:09:05,476 They'll Think This Is Where The Thief Left It. 174 00:09:05,476 --> 00:09:06,991 I Don't Know. 175 00:09:06,991 --> 00:09:09,326 We Do Not Have Room For Doubters Now. 176 00:09:09,326 --> 00:09:12,129 Don't Let Your Emotions Get In The Way. 177 00:09:12,129 --> 00:09:15,432 We Can Take Care Of This Back In New York. 178 00:09:17,472 --> 00:09:22,339 When We Get Back To New York, I'm Reporting The Car Stolen. 179 00:09:22,339 --> 00:09:23,807 Fine. 180 00:09:23,807 --> 00:09:25,479 Kara, Listen. 181 00:09:25,479 --> 00:09:28,012 Cars Come And Cars Go. 182 00:09:28,012 --> 00:09:32,116 But, Honey, That Wretched Concert's In Baltimore. 183 00:09:32,116 --> 00:09:35,085 What Do You Say? 184 00:09:35,085 --> 00:09:37,788 ♪ Breaking All The Rules ♪ 185 00:09:37,788 --> 00:09:39,290 ♪ Rules Are For Fools... ♪ 186 00:09:39,290 --> 00:09:40,478 All Right! 187 00:09:49,015 --> 00:09:51,016 Then You Put It In The Pot. 188 00:09:51,016 --> 00:09:53,937 You Put It Right On Top Of The Pepper. 189 00:09:53,937 --> 00:09:55,672 Dump It On The Pepper. 190 00:09:58,018 --> 00:09:59,676 Hi, Dr. Huxtable. 191 00:09:59,676 --> 00:10:00,844 Hey, How You Doing? 192 00:10:00,844 --> 00:10:02,346 Want To Hear A Joke? 193 00:10:02,346 --> 00:10:05,682 Look, I Told You Not To Use The Phone 194 00:10:05,682 --> 00:10:08,318 And You're Wasting My Money. 195 00:10:08,318 --> 00:10:11,021 I Made A Joke Up Myself. 196 00:10:11,021 --> 00:10:13,490 Oh, Well, Then That's Comedy. 197 00:10:13,490 --> 00:10:15,016 All Right. Fine. 198 00:10:15,016 --> 00:10:16,326 Ready? 199 00:10:16,326 --> 00:10:17,661 Yeah. 200 00:10:17,661 --> 00:10:19,329 Go Ahead. 201 00:10:19,329 --> 00:10:20,831 A Horse And A Pig. 202 00:10:20,831 --> 00:10:22,332 Horse And A Pig-- 203 00:10:22,332 --> 00:10:24,020 That's A Good Setup. 204 00:10:24,020 --> 00:10:26,703 The Horse Jumped Over The Pig 205 00:10:26,703 --> 00:10:28,538 And Landed On His Tail. 206 00:10:28,538 --> 00:10:30,017 And The Pig Said... 207 00:10:30,017 --> 00:10:32,017 "Did You Do That For Me? 208 00:10:32,017 --> 00:10:35,379 I Didn't Know." 209 00:10:35,979 --> 00:10:38,024 Thank You, Ladies And Gentlemen. 210 00:10:40,650 --> 00:10:42,020 For My Next Joke... 211 00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:45,489 No, I Don't Want To Hear Any More Jokes. 212 00:10:45,489 --> 00:10:47,457 I Would Laugh So Hard... 213 00:10:47,457 --> 00:10:49,015 A Pig And A Cow. 214 00:10:49,015 --> 00:10:50,360 Pig And A Cow. 215 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:53,697 The Pig Jumped Over The Cow, And The Cow Said... 216 00:10:53,697 --> 00:10:56,533 "You Wouldn't Do That If It Was Summer." 217 00:10:59,703 --> 00:11:01,838 Thank You, Ladies And Gentlemen. 218 00:11:04,015 --> 00:11:05,509 For My Next Joke... 219 00:11:05,509 --> 00:11:06,943 No More "Next Joke." 220 00:11:06,943 --> 00:11:08,812 These Jokes Are Not Funny. 221 00:11:08,812 --> 00:11:10,547 I Don't Understand Them. 222 00:11:10,547 --> 00:11:13,483 You're Just Telling Things And Taking Bows. 223 00:11:13,483 --> 00:11:14,584 Now That's It. 224 00:11:14,584 --> 00:11:17,320 You've Been A Beautiful Audience. 225 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:18,488 Thank You. 226 00:11:18,488 --> 00:11:20,020 Now That's Comedy-- 227 00:11:20,020 --> 00:11:22,020 Knowing When To Get Off. 228 00:11:24,828 --> 00:11:26,329 Rudy: Mom! Dad! 229 00:11:26,329 --> 00:11:28,832 Denise: Come In Here, Quick! 230 00:11:31,535 --> 00:11:34,337 Woman: Half A Block Behind The Cameras 231 00:11:34,337 --> 00:11:38,015 A Fire Still Rages At The Hazelton Paint Factory. 232 00:11:38,015 --> 00:11:42,345 Toxic Fumes Are Threatening The Houses On Wedgewood Avenue 233 00:11:42,345 --> 00:11:45,022 And Many Residents Have Been Evacuated. 234 00:11:45,022 --> 00:11:46,416 What Is This? 235 00:11:46,416 --> 00:11:49,753 The Fire Is A Block From Susan's House. 236 00:11:49,753 --> 00:11:51,655 That's Where Vanessa Is. 237 00:11:51,655 --> 00:11:54,491 They Said Something About Toxic Fumes. 238 00:11:54,491 --> 00:11:55,926 I'm Going To Call. 239 00:11:55,926 --> 00:11:58,395 One Fire Fighter Told Me That If The Wind Shifts 240 00:11:58,395 --> 00:12:01,019 The Blaze Could Spread To These Homes Just Behind Me. 241 00:12:01,019 --> 00:12:03,017 What If Vanessa's There? 242 00:12:03,017 --> 00:12:04,434 With Me Now 243 00:12:04,434 --> 00:12:05,936 Is Beatrice Whitman 244 00:12:05,936 --> 00:12:08,672 Who Lives Here At 32 Wedgewood Avenue. 245 00:12:08,672 --> 00:12:10,674 That's Susan's Grandmother. 246 00:12:10,674 --> 00:12:15,022 Mrs. Whitman, You Live Here With Your Daughter And Son-In-Law? 247 00:12:15,022 --> 00:12:18,782 Mrs. Whitman: Yes, But They're Away For The Weekend. 248 00:12:18,782 --> 00:12:21,918 Vanessa Didn't Say Susan's Parents Were Away. 249 00:12:21,918 --> 00:12:26,590 My Granddaughter And Her Friends Were Supposed To Come Over 250 00:12:26,590 --> 00:12:31,017 But The Firemen Said Nobody Was In There. 251 00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:33,563 Reporter: That's The Story From Here. 252 00:12:33,563 --> 00:12:36,019 Only Property Damage; No Lives Lost. 253 00:12:36,019 --> 00:12:39,603 Vanessa Said They Were Going To Stay At Susan's 254 00:12:39,603 --> 00:12:40,937 Until The Concert. 255 00:12:40,937 --> 00:12:44,017 Why Don't You Call Some Of The Other Parents. 256 00:12:44,017 --> 00:12:45,020 Good Idea. 257 00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:47,020 If They Haven't Heard From Them 258 00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:48,678 We Can Find Out 259 00:12:48,678 --> 00:12:53,017 Where The Wretched Concert Is And We Could Meet Them. 260 00:12:53,017 --> 00:12:55,519 Did You Say The Wretched? 261 00:12:55,519 --> 00:12:57,921 They're Not Playing In New York. 262 00:12:57,921 --> 00:13:00,022 They're Not Allowed To Play Here. 263 00:13:00,022 --> 00:13:01,825 Rudy: There's Frankie X! 264 00:13:01,825 --> 00:13:03,493 He's From The Wretched. 265 00:13:03,493 --> 00:13:06,897 Lead Singer Frankie X Said In A News Conference 266 00:13:06,897 --> 00:13:10,433 That He Wanted To Thank The Citizens Of Baltimore 267 00:13:10,433 --> 00:13:13,637 For Letting The Wretched Play There Tonight. 268 00:13:16,506 --> 00:13:19,976 Did He Say That The Wretched Are In Baltimore Tonight? 269 00:13:19,976 --> 00:13:21,478 That's What He Said. 270 00:13:21,478 --> 00:13:26,516 Vanessa Went All The Way To Baltimore. 271 00:13:26,516 --> 00:13:28,485 Wow. 272 00:13:33,423 --> 00:13:36,729 (Chanting:) Wretched, Wretched. Wretched... 273 00:13:36,729 --> 00:13:39,734 Let's Hold Hands So We Don't Get Separated. 274 00:13:39,734 --> 00:13:41,551 Isn't This Fantastic? 275 00:13:41,551 --> 00:13:43,487 These People Are Beautiful. 276 00:13:43,487 --> 00:13:45,455 There Is So Much Love Here. 277 00:13:45,455 --> 00:13:47,736 Susan, I'm Glad You Convinced Me 278 00:13:47,736 --> 00:13:49,733 To Come To This Concert 279 00:13:49,733 --> 00:13:53,297 Rather Than Filling Out That Police Report. 280 00:13:53,297 --> 00:13:56,333 We're Going To Be A Part Of Music History. 281 00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:57,735 Are You All Together? 282 00:13:57,735 --> 00:13:59,069 Yeah. Yeah. 283 00:13:59,069 --> 00:14:01,571 You Need Help Finding Your Seats? 284 00:14:01,571 --> 00:14:02,730 Yeah. 285 00:14:02,730 --> 00:14:06,643 We're In Section "A", But We Don't Know Where It Is. 286 00:14:06,643 --> 00:14:07,731 Really? 287 00:14:07,731 --> 00:14:09,146 From Out Of Town? 288 00:14:09,146 --> 00:14:10,380 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 289 00:14:10,380 --> 00:14:11,548 New York. 290 00:14:11,548 --> 00:14:13,216 New York? 291 00:14:13,216 --> 00:14:16,053 Oh, You Must Really Love The Wretched. 292 00:14:18,730 --> 00:14:21,480 I'm With The Band. 293 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:22,991 Give Me Those Tickets 294 00:14:22,991 --> 00:14:26,986 And I'll Take You In Through The Special Entrance. 295 00:14:26,986 --> 00:14:27,995 All Right. 296 00:14:27,995 --> 00:14:31,324 Is It The Same Entrance The Wretched Used? 297 00:14:31,324 --> 00:14:33,326 The Very One. 298 00:14:33,326 --> 00:14:36,629 I'll Get You Some Backstage Passes. 299 00:14:36,629 --> 00:14:38,987 Come On, Give Me The Tickets. 300 00:14:38,987 --> 00:14:40,986 These Are Righteous Seats. 301 00:14:40,986 --> 00:14:42,835 Come On, Follow Me. 302 00:14:44,637 --> 00:14:45,738 Wait! 303 00:14:45,738 --> 00:14:46,806 Wait! 304 00:14:46,806 --> 00:14:47,994 Where Did He Go? 305 00:14:47,994 --> 00:14:49,991 Not Available In Stores. 306 00:14:49,991 --> 00:14:51,310 Excuse Me. 307 00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:53,712 Some Guy Told Us He'd Show Us To Our Seats. 308 00:14:53,712 --> 00:14:55,558 Then He Took Our Tickets And Ran Off. 309 00:14:55,558 --> 00:14:59,562 Was He Wearing An I.D. Like This? 310 00:14:59,562 --> 00:15:02,507 They've Been Trying To Catch Him. 311 00:15:02,507 --> 00:15:04,022 It's All Over, Girls. 312 00:15:04,022 --> 00:15:05,824 This Wasn't Meant To Be. 313 00:15:05,824 --> 00:15:08,160 Let's Take A Bus And Go Home. 314 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:11,329 Janet, How Much Money Do We Have Left? 315 00:15:14,866 --> 00:15:16,902 Oh, No! Oh, No! 316 00:15:24,060 --> 00:15:27,564 Cliff, I Don't Know If You're Ready For This. 317 00:15:27,564 --> 00:15:29,999 That Was Kara's Mother. 318 00:15:29,999 --> 00:15:31,568 She Just Received A Call 319 00:15:31,568 --> 00:15:34,250 From The Police In Wilmington, Delaware. 320 00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:35,738 Kara's Brother's Car 321 00:15:35,738 --> 00:15:38,074 Was Found On The Side Of The Road 322 00:15:38,074 --> 00:15:39,642 Completely Stripped. 323 00:15:39,642 --> 00:15:42,254 When They Apprehended The Thief 324 00:15:42,254 --> 00:15:44,747 He Confessed To Having Stolen The Car 325 00:15:44,747 --> 00:15:47,016 From Outside A Local Doughnut Shop. 326 00:15:47,016 --> 00:15:49,258 The Police Went To The Doughnut Shop 327 00:15:49,258 --> 00:15:51,252 And Spoke To An Employee 328 00:15:51,252 --> 00:15:53,923 Who Gave Them A Description Of Four Girls 329 00:15:53,923 --> 00:15:56,693 That Fits The Description Of Our Four Girls 330 00:15:56,693 --> 00:15:58,561 And Said That They Asked Her 331 00:15:58,561 --> 00:16:01,164 "How Do We Catch The Bus To Baltimore?" 332 00:16:01,164 --> 00:16:03,566 They Don't Bother To Call And Report 333 00:16:03,566 --> 00:16:06,258 That The Car Is Stolen. 334 00:16:06,258 --> 00:16:10,251 They Get On A Bus And Go To Baltimore 335 00:16:10,251 --> 00:16:13,710 To Be With The Wretched And Have Big Fun. 336 00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:15,694 I Say We Should 337 00:16:15,694 --> 00:16:17,060 Get Ourselves Together 338 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:19,713 And Go Over To Susan's House And Meet Vanessa 339 00:16:19,713 --> 00:16:22,713 'Cause You Know They're Going Back There. 340 00:16:22,713 --> 00:16:25,488 I Want You To Do Me A Favor. 341 00:16:27,714 --> 00:16:31,494 From Where My Heels Are To Where I Land 342 00:16:31,494 --> 00:16:34,721 I Want You To Mark How Far I Jump. 343 00:16:36,466 --> 00:16:38,714 All Right, Stay Right There. 344 00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:46,375 That's About Eight Feet. 345 00:16:46,375 --> 00:16:47,443 Eight Feet? 346 00:16:47,443 --> 00:16:50,646 Add Another Three To That. 347 00:16:50,646 --> 00:16:53,616 Because When We See Vanessa 348 00:16:53,616 --> 00:16:58,719 That's How Far Away From Her I Will Have To Be. 349 00:17:01,357 --> 00:17:02,716 Come On. 350 00:17:11,534 --> 00:17:14,570 You Bring Yourself In This House Right Now. 351 00:17:14,570 --> 00:17:17,714 If You Think That Ride Home Was Something 352 00:17:17,714 --> 00:17:20,718 Believe Me, We've Only Just Begun. 353 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:27,316 Here We Were Thinking That You're Lying On The Floor 354 00:17:27,316 --> 00:17:28,718 Of Some Burning Building 355 00:17:28,718 --> 00:17:30,353 Dying Of Asphyxia 356 00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:33,717 And You're Down In Baltimore Having Big Fun 357 00:17:33,717 --> 00:17:35,024 Weren't You, Vanessa? 358 00:17:35,024 --> 00:17:36,719 Didn't You Go To Baltimore 359 00:17:36,719 --> 00:17:38,394 And Have Big Fun? 360 00:17:38,394 --> 00:17:41,713 Didn't You Go For Big Fun? 361 00:17:41,713 --> 00:17:43,366 Shut Up! 362 00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:46,536 Don't Open Your Mouth When I'm Asking You A Question! 363 00:17:49,722 --> 00:17:51,718 Rudy, Go To Bed! 364 00:17:53,276 --> 00:17:57,246 I Only Hope That You Can Have This Same Experience, Vanessa. 365 00:17:57,246 --> 00:18:00,550 I Hope That One Day You Realize How It Feels 366 00:18:00,550 --> 00:18:04,086 To Think That Your Child's Life Is In Danger. 367 00:18:04,086 --> 00:18:08,658 You Have Taken Us From Levels Of Frenzy, Panic, Distress 368 00:18:08,658 --> 00:18:12,528 And Now That We Know You're Okay, Rage. 369 00:18:13,722 --> 00:18:17,066 That's Where We Are Right Now, Vanessa. 370 00:18:17,066 --> 00:18:18,568 We Are In Rage 371 00:18:18,568 --> 00:18:23,406 Because We Know That You Have Been To Baltimore, Maryland 372 00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:26,442 With The Wretched To Have Big Fun. 373 00:18:26,442 --> 00:18:27,092 Big Fun. 374 00:18:27,092 --> 00:18:28,386 What Were You Thinking? 375 00:18:28,386 --> 00:18:30,029 I Wasn't Thinking. 376 00:18:30,029 --> 00:18:32,932 You Got That Right. 377 00:18:32,932 --> 00:18:36,389 Did You Really Think That You Four Could Go Off 378 00:18:36,389 --> 00:18:38,391 And Not One Single Parent 379 00:18:38,391 --> 00:18:40,383 Would Find Out About It? 380 00:18:40,383 --> 00:18:41,384 Mom... 381 00:18:41,384 --> 00:18:42,383 Shut Up! 382 00:18:44,944 --> 00:18:47,246 I Know What Was Going On. 383 00:18:47,246 --> 00:18:49,715 You Were Off Being Wild And Free 384 00:18:49,715 --> 00:18:51,850 And Singing The Wretched Song. 385 00:18:51,850 --> 00:18:54,019 I Know You Told Me Already 386 00:18:54,019 --> 00:18:56,387 But Just For The Record 387 00:18:56,387 --> 00:19:01,093 How Was It That You Did Not Get Into The Concert 388 00:19:01,093 --> 00:19:03,062 With The Wretched And The Big Fun? 389 00:19:03,062 --> 00:19:05,898 Answer Me When I Ask You A Question. 390 00:19:05,898 --> 00:19:11,904 We Gave Our Tickets To A Man Who Said He Was With The Band 391 00:19:11,904 --> 00:19:14,340 And He Wasn't And He Stole Them. 392 00:19:14,340 --> 00:19:17,042 Someone Stole Janet's Wallet. 393 00:19:17,042 --> 00:19:18,384 We Ran Away 394 00:19:18,384 --> 00:19:21,880 And We Bumped Into This Friend Of Janet's Brother. 395 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:23,916 He Gave Us Bus Fare. 396 00:19:23,916 --> 00:19:25,918 You're Lucky You Found Someone 397 00:19:25,918 --> 00:19:28,854 To Take Pity On Your Little Sorry Selves. 398 00:19:30,388 --> 00:19:33,025 Mom, I'm Sorry. 399 00:19:33,025 --> 00:19:35,027 I'm Sorry! 400 00:19:35,027 --> 00:19:37,296 It Will Never Happen Again. 401 00:19:37,296 --> 00:19:39,965 Can I Please Just Have My Punishment? 402 00:19:39,965 --> 00:19:41,383 Your Father And I 403 00:19:41,383 --> 00:19:43,702 Have Been Through Too Much This Evening 404 00:19:43,702 --> 00:19:45,938 To Be Thinking About Your Punishment. 405 00:19:45,938 --> 00:19:48,707 I'd Like My Punishment Before I Go To Bed. 406 00:19:53,812 --> 00:19:57,750 Do Yourself A Favor And Go To Bed. 407 00:20:00,919 --> 00:20:03,388 And Do Me Another Favor, Please. 408 00:20:03,388 --> 00:20:07,192 If You're Thinking About Running Away From Home 409 00:20:07,192 --> 00:20:09,194 Please Don't Take My Car. 410 00:20:09,194 --> 00:20:11,389 Clair: There's One More Thing. 411 00:20:11,389 --> 00:20:15,334 You Have Proved To Us That You Cannot Be Trusted. 412 00:20:15,334 --> 00:20:17,389 It Will Be A Long Time 413 00:20:17,389 --> 00:20:20,172 Before We Even Think Of Trusting You Again. 414 00:20:20,172 --> 00:20:23,383 Mom, I Said I Was Sorry. 415 00:20:23,383 --> 00:20:24,943 This Won't Happen Again... 416 00:20:24,943 --> 00:20:28,047 For All I Know You Are Lying Right Now. 417 00:20:28,047 --> 00:20:29,815 Go To Bed! 418 00:20:29,815 --> 00:20:32,684 Mom, I'm... 419 00:20:38,857 --> 00:20:42,895 We Have To Do Something About This Child's Honesty. 420 00:20:42,895 --> 00:20:48,033 How Can We Get Her To Be Honest About Something She Wants To Do 421 00:20:48,033 --> 00:20:52,171 When She Knows We Do Not Want Her To Do It? 422 00:20:52,171 --> 00:20:54,239 And Before We Sleep Tonight 423 00:20:54,239 --> 00:20:57,910 We Are Going To Figure This One Out. 424 00:20:57,910 --> 00:20:59,383 All Right, Roy. 425 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:02,181 You Get The Pad And The Pencil 426 00:21:02,181 --> 00:21:05,384 And Bring Them On In To The Chuck Wagon 427 00:21:05,384 --> 00:21:07,920 And I'll Fix Some Coffee And Beans 428 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:10,383 And A Side Of Pork 429 00:21:10,383 --> 00:21:13,725 And We'll See What We Can Do 430 00:21:13,725 --> 00:21:16,762 About Catching All The Desperados.