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(<I>Knocking)</I>

2
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Come In.

3
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Hi, Dad.

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Hey, Honey.

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How You Doing?

6
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All Right.

7
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So, You Busy?

8
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Well, Sort Of.

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What Did You Have In Mind?

10
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I Wanted To See

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If You Needed Anything.

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Sort Of Making A House Call?

13
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Sort Of.

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Dad, This Place
Is Crawling With Dust.

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Thank You.

16
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How Much?

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Only $15.

18
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$15 For What?

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To Dust Your Office.

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What Is It You Want $15 For?

21
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There's This Cd I Have To Have.

22
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What Would Happen To You
If You Didn't Get It?

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I'd Die.

24
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You Can't Have It.

25
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Dad, It's Only $15.

26
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Clean Out
The Garage.

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I'll Give You $15.

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Dad, That Place Is A Mess.

29
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But I'll Dust Your Office
For $14.75.

30
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Four Dollars.

31
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$14.50?

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$3.95.

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That's Not How You Negotiate.

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Don't Tell Me How To Negotiate.

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$3.85.

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You Won't Give Me The Money?

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$3.75.

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My Offer's On The Table.

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You Keep Talking,
It Keeps Dropping.

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I'd Be Happy
To Dust Your Office For $3.75

41
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But I Don't Know Anybody Who
Works For That Kind Of Money.

42
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In 1919, Coal Miners
Earned 73 Cents An Hour.

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They Had To
Crawl Down

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Into A Small Hole,
Miles In The Dark With A Pick

45
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And They Had To Hack Away--

46
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Water Dripping On Them,
Gas Fumes Coming At Them

47
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Dirt All Over The Face,
No Fresh Air

48
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Bent Over
In A Little Crawl Space--

49
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And Did That All Day Long

50
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And Came Out
With Maybe Seven Dollars.

51
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And From That Seven Dollars

52
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Those Coal Miners Bought Dinner,
Paid The Rent

53
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Made Contributions To Church...

54
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And Had Time And Money Left Over
To Buy Cds For Their Children.

55
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(<I>Radio Playing Dance Music)</I>

56
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Come On, Kenny.

57
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Don't You Want
To Learn This Step?

58
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No Way.

59
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Real Men Don't Dance.

60
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That's Ridiculous.

61
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Lots Of Men Dance.

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Besides, I Don't See
Any Real Men.

63
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(<I>Doorbell Buzzing)</I>

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Hey, Danielle.

65
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Hi, You Guys.

66
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I Just Bought

67
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The Most Amazing Thing
At Judy's Shirt Shop.

68
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Look.

69
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How Much?

70
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It Was On Sale
For Only Five Dollars.

71
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I Just Have To Have One.

72
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Me, Too.

73
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Let's Go Now.

74
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I Don't Get My Allowance
Until Tomorrow.

75
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That's Too Late.

76
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They Only Have Two Left.

77
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Maybe I Can Find
The Money In My Room.

78
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Kim And I Will Save
The Last One.

79
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We'll Wait
For You There.

80
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I'll Get Your Jacket.

81
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And Franny's Going
To Be So Jealous.

82
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We Can't Tell Her
Where We Bought It.

83
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(<I>Dance Music)</I>

84
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You Said "Real Men Don't Dance."

85
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I Was Exercising.

86
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Yeah, Right!

87
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Come On, Kenny.

88
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Come Help Me
Find The Money.

89
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Okay.

90
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I Count $2.70.

91
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I'm $2.30 Short.

92
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I Don't Have Any More Money.

93
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Sell Something.

94
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What?

95
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How About This Raggedy
Old Basketball Poster?

96
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I'll Take It Off Your Hands.

97
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No Way. That's My Autographed
Poster Of Magic Johnson.

98
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I Thought He Looked Familiar.

99
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I'll Give You $2.30 For It.

100
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My Dad Gave Me That Poster.

101
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A Girl Can't Appreciate This.

102
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You Don't Even Know
His Real First Name.

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Earvin.

104
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He's A Point Guard
For The Lakers.

105
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Last Season
He Had A Per-Game Average

106
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Of 22.5 Points, 12.8 Assists

107
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Well, Everybody Knows That.

108
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But The Poster
Is Still Worth $2.30.

109
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How About This Great Saxophone?

110
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It's The Best Thing In My Room.

111
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It's The Poster Or Nothing.

112
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Okay, It's A Deal.

113
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Great!

114
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Wait A Minute.

115
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Hey, Where's My Money?

116
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I Don't Have It Right Now.

117
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But My Brother
Owes Me Three Dollars.

118
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I Need My Money Now.

119
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Why Don't You Borrow It
From Somebody?

120
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I'll Ask My Parents.

121
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Good Choice.
They're Loaded.

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Hi, Mom.

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Hi, Child.

124
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How You Doing?

125
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I Want
To Show You Something.

126
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"A Declaration
Of Financial Independence

127
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For Vanessa Huxtable."

128
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I Figured It's About Time.

129
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Did You Get A Job?

130
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It Doesn't Require Me
To Get A Job.

131
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I Can Spend More Time Studying.

132
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The Average
16-Year-Old's Allowance

133
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Is One-Tenth Of One Percent
Of The Average Family Income.

134
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But You And Dad Make More
Than The Average Salary.

135
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So If My Allowance
Were Raised

136
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To One-Tenth
Of One Percent Of That

137
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I Could Be
Financially Independent.

138
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So The Assumption Is
That As Our Child

139
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You Are Entitled
To A Percentage Of Our Income?

140
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Yes!

141
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But It's Your Responsibility
To Clothe And Feed Me.

142
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I Didn't Ask
To Be Born.

143
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That Was Your
And Dad's Decision.

144
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That Was Your Father's Decision.

145
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It's Too Late Now, Mom.

146
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I'm Here, And You
Have To Deal With It.

147
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All Right, I Will.

148
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Your Allowance Will Remain
The Same Until You Get Married

149
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And Then It Will Drop.

150
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I Need A Bigger Allowance.

151
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I'm A Huxtable.

152
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My Friends Expect Me
To Have Money When We Go Out.

153
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You Would Have More Money
If You Were More Responsible.

154
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I'm Very Responsible...

155
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Rudy:
Hey, Mom!

156
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I'm Speaking
With Your Sister.

157
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Excuse Me.

158
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I Suggest You Get A Job
Or Budget Your Allowance

159
00:08:02,001 --> 00:08:05,001
Because I Am Tired
Of Giving Out Extra Money.

160
00:08:05,001 --> 00:08:08,001
Nobody's Getting Any More Money
From Me Today.

161
00:08:08,001 --> 00:08:09,433
Rudy?

162
00:08:09,433 --> 00:08:10,333
Yeah?

163
00:08:10,333 --> 00:08:14,571
You Wanted Something?

164
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Mom, Would Consider An Advance?

165
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How About
An Early Christmas Gift?

166
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Kenny, I Couldn't Get
The Money From My Mom.

167
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I Guess You Can Kiss
That Sweatshirt Good-Bye.

168
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You Sure You Can Give Me
The $2.30 Later?

169
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My Brother Gets
His Paycheck Tonight.

170
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I Can Get The Money.

171
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Go Ahead.

172
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Okay. See You.

173
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(<I>Doorbell Buzzing)</I>

174
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Clair:
<I>Will Somebody Get That?</I>

175
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I'll Get It, Mom.

176
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Hi, Andy.

177
00:09:29,222 --> 00:09:30,223
Hey, Rudy.

178
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I Got Your Mom's
Dry Cleaning.

179
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Hi, Andy.

180
00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:34,294
Hey, Mrs. Huxtable.

181
00:09:34,294 --> 00:09:36,229
Did You Get
That Spot Out?

182
00:09:36,229 --> 00:09:39,454
We Go Through Great Pains
To Get Rid Of Those Stains.

183
00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:40,453
So You Got It?

184
00:09:40,453 --> 00:09:41,868
We Went Through Pain

185
00:09:41,868 --> 00:09:43,456
But You Still Have A Stain.

186
00:09:45,105 --> 00:09:47,450
But Everything Else
Came Out Beautifully.

187
00:09:47,450 --> 00:09:48,775
Well, Thank You.

188
00:09:48,775 --> 00:09:50,777
Here's Your Exact Change.

189
00:09:50,777 --> 00:09:53,450
Eighteen Dollars
And 50 Cents.

190
00:09:53,450 --> 00:09:55,115
I'll See You Next Week.

191
00:09:55,115 --> 00:09:56,450
Uh, Mrs. Huxtable

192
00:09:56,450 --> 00:09:58,918
I'm Afraid
You're $2.30 Short.

193
00:10:00,253 --> 00:10:01,454
I Am?

194
00:10:01,454 --> 00:10:03,453
Well, Now...

195
00:10:03,453 --> 00:10:06,359
It Must Have Fallen
On The Floor.

196
00:10:06,359 --> 00:10:07,459
No. Um...

197
00:10:07,459 --> 00:10:10,363
Andy, I Put The Money
Right Here.

198
00:10:14,834 --> 00:10:17,170
Gosh, Andy, I Don't Understand.

199
00:10:17,170 --> 00:10:19,773
I Put $18.55
Right Here--

200
00:10:19,773 --> 00:10:22,451
The Exact Change--
And It's Just Not Here.

201
00:10:22,451 --> 00:10:25,451
I'll Get It Next Time
I Come By.

202
00:10:25,451 --> 00:10:27,147
I'm So Organized Usually.

203
00:10:27,147 --> 00:10:29,450
I Don't Know
How This Happened.

204
00:10:29,450 --> 00:10:30,450
That's Okay.

205
00:10:30,450 --> 00:10:31,450
Bye.

206
00:10:31,450 --> 00:10:32,752
Bye.

207
00:10:32,752 --> 00:10:36,450
That Doesn't Make
Any Sense Whatsoever.

208
00:10:36,450 --> 00:10:40,093
Now Where Could That Money
Have Gone?

209
00:10:40,093 --> 00:10:43,363
Oh, I Must Be Losing My Mind.

210
00:10:47,967 --> 00:10:50,303
Come On, Kenny, Quick!

211
00:10:50,303 --> 00:10:52,456
Get In Here
And Be Quiet.

212
00:10:52,456 --> 00:10:54,974
Well, Did You
Get The Money?

213
00:10:54,974 --> 00:10:56,456
I Couldn't Get It All.

214
00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:58,344
How Much
Did You Get?

215
00:10:59,379 --> 00:11:00,780
A Dime.

216
00:11:00,780 --> 00:11:01,781
A Dime?!

217
00:11:01,781 --> 00:11:03,783
That Doesn't Do Me Any Good.

218
00:11:03,783 --> 00:11:06,019
I Need $2.30.

219
00:11:06,019 --> 00:11:09,022
You Said Your Brother
Would Give It To You.

220
00:11:09,022 --> 00:11:11,357
He Didn't Have It,
But Don't Worry.

221
00:11:11,357 --> 00:11:12,456
I'll Pay You Friday.

222
00:11:12,456 --> 00:11:14,456
Friday's Going To Be Too Late.

223
00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:16,996
I Need To Pay My Mom Back.

224
00:11:16,996 --> 00:11:19,032
Your Mother Wouldn't Give You
The Money.

225
00:11:19,032 --> 00:11:20,200
She Didn't.

226
00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:23,456
She Left It On The Counter,
So I Took Some.

227
00:11:23,456 --> 00:11:24,454
You <I>Stoleit?!</I>

228
00:11:24,454 --> 00:11:26,139
Shh!

229
00:11:26,139 --> 00:11:27,807
I Didn't Steal It.

230
00:11:27,807 --> 00:11:29,142
I Borrowed It--

231
00:11:29,142 --> 00:11:32,145
Only Because You Said
You Would Pay Me Back.

232
00:11:32,145 --> 00:11:33,913
That's No Reason To Steal.

233
00:11:33,913 --> 00:11:36,816
I Got To Get The Money
Somewhere.

234
00:11:36,816 --> 00:11:38,117
I'll Go To Theo.

235
00:11:38,117 --> 00:11:40,459
You'll Steal From Him?!

236
00:11:40,459 --> 00:11:43,056
I'm Going To Ask Him For It.

237
00:11:43,056 --> 00:11:45,191
I Can't Believe
You Stole That Money.

238
00:11:45,191 --> 00:11:47,453
You Come From
Such A Good Family.

239
00:11:54,202 --> 00:11:56,755
(<I>Laughing)</I>

240
00:11:56,755 --> 00:11:58,439
What Are You Laughing At?

241
00:11:58,439 --> 00:12:01,442
Your Mother Is Upstairs
Tearing The Room Apart

242
00:12:01,442 --> 00:12:02,756
Looking For--

243
00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:03,761
♪ Ta-Da! ♪--

244
00:12:03,761 --> 00:12:05,761
Two Dollars And 30 Cents.

245
00:12:05,761 --> 00:12:06,756
She Is?

246
00:12:06,756 --> 00:12:08,116
Yeah.

247
00:12:08,116 --> 00:12:09,384
Hey, Dad.

248
00:12:09,384 --> 00:12:10,761
Hey, Homeboy.

249
00:12:10,761 --> 00:12:13,763
Rudy, Here's The Money
You Wanted.

250
00:12:13,763 --> 00:12:16,763
I Think
It Was $2.30.

251
00:12:16,763 --> 00:12:18,763
Rudy:
Um...

252
00:12:18,763 --> 00:12:21,462
I Didn't Want
Any Money.

253
00:12:21,462 --> 00:12:23,464
What Are You Talking About?

254
00:12:23,464 --> 00:12:25,466
You Called Me Up At School

255
00:12:25,466 --> 00:12:27,762
You Told Me
It Was An Emergency...

256
00:12:27,762 --> 00:12:29,762
You Better Take
This Money, Girl.

257
00:12:29,762 --> 00:12:33,574
Theo, I Just Called
To See How You Were Doing.

258
00:12:33,574 --> 00:12:36,477
Rudy, You Begged Me
To Come Over Here.

259
00:12:36,477 --> 00:12:38,764
You Said If You Didn't
Get The Money...

260
00:12:41,759 --> 00:12:46,220
Uh, Now That I Think Of It,
It Was Justine.

261
00:12:46,220 --> 00:12:47,763
You Guys Really Sound Alike.

262
00:12:47,763 --> 00:12:49,657
Here. Sorry.

263
00:12:49,657 --> 00:12:51,225
Well, While I'm Here

264
00:12:51,225 --> 00:12:53,760
I Guess I'll Get
Something To Eat.

265
00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:56,297
Well, You Owe It
To Yourself.

266
00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:58,299
Go On In, Tear It Up.

267
00:12:58,299 --> 00:13:02,303
Make Sure You Eat
Two Dollars And 30 Cents' Worth.

268
00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:04,505
Well, Well, Well,
Well, Well, Well

269
00:13:04,505 --> 00:13:06,507
Well, Well, Well, Well.

270
00:13:06,507 --> 00:13:10,511
There's A Lot Of People
Talking About $2.30.

271
00:13:10,511 --> 00:13:12,513
Well, I Should
Be Going...

272
00:13:12,513 --> 00:13:14,282
No, I Think You Better

273
00:13:14,282 --> 00:13:15,516
Sit Back Down Here.

274
00:13:15,516 --> 00:13:17,352
Sit Back Down Here

275
00:13:17,352 --> 00:13:21,758
'Cause We're Talking About
$2.30 An Awful Lot

276
00:13:21,758 --> 00:13:24,759
And I'm Just Curious
About $2.30.

277
00:13:24,759 --> 00:13:26,361
Got Something To Say?

278
00:13:26,361 --> 00:13:27,758
There Was
This Sweatshirt

279
00:13:27,758 --> 00:13:30,760
That I Wanted,
But I Needed The Money.

280
00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:34,569
Kenny Said If I Sold Him
My Magic Johnson Poster

281
00:13:34,569 --> 00:13:37,572
He'd Give Me The $2.30.

282
00:13:37,572 --> 00:13:39,763
Well, I Did It.

283
00:13:39,763 --> 00:13:42,763
But Kenny Couldn't Give Me
The Money Right Away.

284
00:13:42,763 --> 00:13:45,763
So I Took Mom's Money
Off Of The Counter.

285
00:13:45,763 --> 00:13:48,757
But It Was Only $2.30.

286
00:13:48,757 --> 00:13:52,755
If It Was Only $2.30,
Why Did You Steal It?

287
00:13:52,755 --> 00:13:55,755
If It Was <I>Only$2.30</I>

288
00:13:55,755 --> 00:13:59,755
Why Did You Sell The Poster
That I Gave You?

289
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:03,231
Why Is Your Mother Upstairs
Tearing The Room Apart

290
00:14:03,231 --> 00:14:05,266
And You're Here
Looking Like This?

291
00:14:05,266 --> 00:14:07,764
Why Didn't You Ask Me
For The Money?

292
00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:10,705
You Would Have Said,
"What's It For?"

293
00:14:10,705 --> 00:14:12,373
And I Would Have Said

294
00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:14,755
"It's For A Sweatshirt
That Lights Up."

295
00:14:14,755 --> 00:14:16,244
Then You Would Have Said

296
00:14:16,244 --> 00:14:20,248
"Do You Know How Much
Coal Miners Got Paid In 1919?"

297
00:14:24,118 --> 00:14:29,290
So You Took Money
From Your Mother Without Asking?

298
00:14:29,290 --> 00:14:30,625
Yes.

299
00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:33,194
I Did It And I'm Sorry.

300
00:14:33,194 --> 00:14:37,131
Okay. Well, Then You Just Have
To Go Tell Your Mother That.

301
00:14:37,131 --> 00:14:38,633
Okay.

302
00:14:38,633 --> 00:14:40,468
Let's Go.

303
00:14:40,468 --> 00:14:41,469
No, No, No.

304
00:14:41,469 --> 00:14:42,764
Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait.

305
00:14:42,764 --> 00:14:44,705
You Got
This Whole Thing...

306
00:14:44,705 --> 00:14:46,374
You And Let's Go Ahead.

307
00:14:46,374 --> 00:14:48,709
Because I Didn't Do
Anything Wrong.

308
00:14:48,709 --> 00:14:50,763
Your Mother Knows
I Didn't Do It.

309
00:14:50,763 --> 00:14:53,347
Your Mother Knows
Everything About Me

310
00:14:53,347 --> 00:14:55,349
From The Day I Was Born.

311
00:14:55,349 --> 00:14:59,620
I Don't Owe Anybody Any Money
And Don't Forget

312
00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:02,490
It's Only $2.30.

313
00:15:02,490 --> 00:15:06,194
Make Sure That You Understand
This Also, Young Lady.

314
00:15:06,194 --> 00:15:10,198
That 1919 Is Going To Become
Very Important To You

315
00:15:10,198 --> 00:15:11,532
When You Have Children.

316
00:15:11,532 --> 00:15:14,202
Two Dollars And 30 Cents.

317
00:15:15,764 --> 00:15:18,106
Rudy, Teach Me How To Read.

318
00:15:18,106 --> 00:15:20,141
Not Now, Olivia.

319
00:15:20,141 --> 00:15:21,762
But You Promised.

320
00:15:21,762 --> 00:15:23,177
I'm Busy.

321
00:15:23,177 --> 00:15:24,755
But You're Just
Sitting There.

322
00:15:24,755 --> 00:15:26,080
I'm Thinking.

323
00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,415
It Doesn't Look Like

324
00:15:27,415 --> 00:15:29,117
You're Thinking To Me.

325
00:15:29,117 --> 00:15:32,320
I'm Thinking Of A Way
To Tell Mom Something.

326
00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:34,122
Is It Something Bad?

327
00:15:34,122 --> 00:15:36,755
No, But Mom Might Think It Is.

328
00:15:36,755 --> 00:15:38,755
Will You Get Into Trouble?

329
00:15:38,755 --> 00:15:40,061
I Don't Know.

330
00:15:40,061 --> 00:15:41,764
But It Wasn't My Fault, Olivia.

331
00:15:41,764 --> 00:15:43,531
Tell Her That.

332
00:15:43,531 --> 00:15:47,101
Why Don't <I>Yougo Upstairs</I>
And Talk To Mom For Me?

333
00:15:47,101 --> 00:15:48,755
Sure. Your Mom Is Nice.

334
00:15:48,755 --> 00:15:50,238
Tell Me What You Did.

335
00:15:50,238 --> 00:15:51,572
I Borrowed Some Money.

336
00:15:51,572 --> 00:15:52,763
That's Not Bad.

337
00:15:52,763 --> 00:15:55,176
She Needed It
To Pay The Cleaners.

338
00:15:55,176 --> 00:15:57,478
Nothing Bad There.

339
00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:59,759
She Left The Money
On The Counter

340
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:03,618
And Kenny Didn't Pay Me Back,
So I Took The Money.

341
00:16:03,618 --> 00:16:04,761
Sorry, Rudy.

342
00:16:04,761 --> 00:16:08,759
You're On Your Own
With This One.

343
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,558
Okay.

344
00:16:10,558 --> 00:16:12,560
We're Still Friends, Aren't We?

345
00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:14,529
Yeah.

346
00:16:15,759 --> 00:16:17,198
That's Nice.

347
00:16:24,305 --> 00:16:25,439
Mom?

348
00:16:25,439 --> 00:16:26,756
Not Now, Honey.

349
00:16:26,756 --> 00:16:28,756
I'm Trying
To Find Something.

350
00:16:28,756 --> 00:16:31,412
I Know Where The $2.30 Is.

351
00:16:34,582 --> 00:16:35,760
What?

352
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:37,418
I Took The Money

353
00:16:37,418 --> 00:16:39,763
And Bought A Sweatshirt
That Lights Up.

354
00:16:39,763 --> 00:16:40,763
Yes!

355
00:16:40,763 --> 00:16:42,763
I Did Not Lose The Money.

356
00:16:42,763 --> 00:16:44,763
I Did Not Lose My Mind.

357
00:16:44,763 --> 00:16:46,060
Yes!

358
00:16:46,060 --> 00:16:49,063
This Is The Best News
I've Had All Day.

359
00:16:49,063 --> 00:16:50,755
Thank You.

360
00:16:50,755 --> 00:16:52,400
Thank You.

361
00:16:53,756 --> 00:16:54,756
Thank You.

362
00:16:54,756 --> 00:16:55,760
You're Welcome.

363
00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:56,760
Bye.

364
00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:59,760
No, You Come Back Here Now.

365
00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:02,376
The Celebration Is Over.

366
00:17:02,376 --> 00:17:06,581
You Watched Me Get Agitated
When I Couldn't Find The Money.

367
00:17:06,581 --> 00:17:08,583
Why Didn't You
Come Forward Then?

368
00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:10,384
I Thought You'd Be Angry
With Me.

369
00:17:10,384 --> 00:17:12,653
Honey, You Saw Me Get Upset.

370
00:17:12,653 --> 00:17:14,655
You Watched Me
Looking For Money

371
00:17:14,655 --> 00:17:18,292
That You Knew Where It Was,
And You Said <I>Nothing?</I>

372
00:17:18,292 --> 00:17:19,627
That's Dishonest.

373
00:17:19,627 --> 00:17:23,064
I'm Sorry I Did It,
And It Won't Happen Again.

374
00:17:23,064 --> 00:17:26,667
I Would Like To See The Shirt
That Caused This Trouble.

375
00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:28,502
Okay.

376
00:17:28,502 --> 00:17:32,573
Tell Me I Can't Remember
Where I Put A Thing.

377
00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:34,575
My Mind Is Organized.

378
00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:37,345
Hi, Mrs. Huxtable.

379
00:17:37,345 --> 00:17:39,759
I Have To Tell You Something
From Rudy.

380
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,215
Oh, Okay.

381
00:17:41,215 --> 00:17:42,216
Come Here.

382
00:17:43,759 --> 00:17:46,554
She Sold
Her Magic Show Poster.

383
00:17:46,554 --> 00:17:48,556
She Wants You
To Meet Kenny

384
00:17:48,556 --> 00:17:50,524
At The Counter
In The Kitchen

385
00:17:50,524 --> 00:17:52,526
So You Can
Borrow Some Money.

386
00:17:52,526 --> 00:17:56,130
What She Did Wasn't Wrong,
But You Thought It Was Wrong

387
00:17:56,130 --> 00:17:57,465
Because Nobody's Right.

388
00:17:57,465 --> 00:17:58,466
Thank You.

389
00:18:00,764 --> 00:18:02,764
Thank You.

390
00:18:02,764 --> 00:18:06,707
Here It Is.

391
00:18:06,707 --> 00:18:08,242
It Has Lights.

392
00:18:08,242 --> 00:18:09,577
Yeah. Watch.

393
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:15,349
It Doesn't Work.

394
00:18:15,349 --> 00:18:17,759
I Got A Bad Shirt.

395
00:18:17,759 --> 00:18:20,554
So You Got The Shirt
That You Wanted

396
00:18:20,554 --> 00:18:23,190
Even Though The Way
You Went About It

397
00:18:23,190 --> 00:18:24,764
Caused A Lot Of Trouble

398
00:18:24,764 --> 00:18:26,193
And It Doesn't Work.

399
00:18:26,193 --> 00:18:27,764
One Little Sad Fish Eye.

400
00:18:27,764 --> 00:18:30,598
And There's Still
The $2.30

401
00:18:30,598 --> 00:18:33,267
Which You Owe Me,
And You <I>Willpay.</I>

402
00:18:33,267 --> 00:18:35,757
But, Rudy, Even If
The Shirt Had Worked

403
00:18:35,757 --> 00:18:37,471
Was It Worth All This?

404
00:18:41,575 --> 00:18:43,577
You Little Thief.

405
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:50,760
(<I>Doorbell Rings)</I>

406
00:18:54,388 --> 00:18:55,690
Hi, Dr. Huxtable.

407
00:18:55,690 --> 00:18:56,758
Come On In.

408
00:18:56,758 --> 00:18:58,758
I Want To Talk To You.

409
00:18:58,758 --> 00:19:01,758
I Bet It Has Something
To Do With Rudy.

410
00:19:01,758 --> 00:19:03,758
I Bet You It Does.

411
00:19:03,758 --> 00:19:06,758
This Afternoon
My Daughter Wanted To Buy

412
00:19:06,758 --> 00:19:08,169
Some Kind Of Shirt.

413
00:19:08,169 --> 00:19:09,503
I Don't Know What

414
00:19:09,503 --> 00:19:14,208
But She Didn't Have The Money
And She Was Willing To Sell You

415
00:19:14,208 --> 00:19:16,210
A Magic Johnson Poster.

416
00:19:16,210 --> 00:19:17,278
That's Right.

417
00:19:17,278 --> 00:19:18,612
My Brother Says

418
00:19:18,612 --> 00:19:21,082
"When Opportunity Knocks,
Open The Door."

419
00:19:21,082 --> 00:19:22,516
And You Walked Right In.

420
00:19:23,718 --> 00:19:26,187
You Said That Your Brother
Owed You Money

421
00:19:26,187 --> 00:19:30,157
But I Suspect That Your Brother
Doesn't Owe You Any Money.

422
00:19:30,157 --> 00:19:31,492
True Or False?

423
00:19:31,492 --> 00:19:33,759
True. But I Did Ask Him.

424
00:19:33,759 --> 00:19:36,624
He's Broke.

425
00:19:36,624 --> 00:19:39,175
So You Lied
To Get What You Wanted

426
00:19:39,175 --> 00:19:42,178
And Rudy Stole
To Get What She Wanted.

427
00:19:42,178 --> 00:19:43,626
I Know.

428
00:19:43,626 --> 00:19:45,626
She Really Surprised Me.

429
00:19:47,626 --> 00:19:49,018
Okay.

430
00:19:49,018 --> 00:19:52,021
Mrs. Huxtable And I
Are Dealing With Rudy.

431
00:19:52,021 --> 00:19:56,325
However, I Want To Talk To You
About Something That's Important

432
00:19:56,325 --> 00:20:01,631
Because That Is
<I>Mymagic Johnson Poster.</I>

433
00:20:01,631 --> 00:20:04,500
I Know It Meant A Lot To You.

434
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:07,169
I'll Let You Have It
For Four Dollars.

435
00:20:07,169 --> 00:20:11,631
I Don't Think
You Understand, Ken.

436
00:20:11,631 --> 00:20:13,632
You Didn't Pay For The Poster

437
00:20:13,632 --> 00:20:17,213
Therefore The Poster
Does Not Belong To You.

438
00:20:17,213 --> 00:20:19,215
I Bought It On Credit.

439
00:20:19,215 --> 00:20:21,350
That's The American Way.

440
00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:22,626
The Going Rate

441
00:20:22,626 --> 00:20:28,630
On Credit, All Right,
Is About 18%.

442
00:20:28,630 --> 00:20:33,630
So On $2.30,
At The End Of The Month

443
00:20:33,630 --> 00:20:38,467
You Would Probably Owe
Something Like $2.75.

444
00:20:38,467 --> 00:20:40,624
If You Didn't
Pay Anything On It

445
00:20:40,624 --> 00:20:47,631
As Time Rolled By, Uh,
It Could Go Up As High As $873.

446
00:20:49,545 --> 00:20:52,548
That's The American Way.

447
00:20:52,548 --> 00:20:55,471
I'll Bring It
To You Tomorrow.

448
00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:56,553
Well, No, See

449
00:20:56,553 --> 00:21:00,142
That's What I Wanted
To Talk To You About Also.

450
00:21:00,142 --> 00:21:02,478
We're Talking About
Credit And Money Owed.

451
00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:05,553
There's Another Thing
That's The American Way

452
00:21:05,553 --> 00:21:07,553
And That's Called
"Repossession."

453
00:21:07,553 --> 00:21:09,285
I Know What That Means.

454
00:21:09,285 --> 00:21:10,886
They Come To Your House.

455
00:21:10,886 --> 00:21:12,855
Happens To My Brother
Every Month.