1 00:01:19,308 --> 00:01:21,862 (Horn Honking) 2 00:01:21,862 --> 00:01:23,170 Be Right Out! 3 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:26,507 Denise, The Taxi's Here To Take Us To The Airport. 4 00:01:26,507 --> 00:01:28,609 Mom, I Don't Know What To Pack. 5 00:01:28,609 --> 00:01:30,277 You're Going To The Caribbean. 6 00:01:30,277 --> 00:01:32,279 Put A Swimsuit In A Bag. 7 00:01:32,279 --> 00:01:36,862 Well, Mrs. Huxtable Goes To Washington. 8 00:01:36,862 --> 00:01:39,862 You're Going To Be Late. 9 00:01:39,862 --> 00:01:44,525 I Don't Know Why I Always Wait Till The Last Minute To Pack. 10 00:01:44,525 --> 00:01:46,760 I'm Going To Miss This Plane. 11 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:50,731 I Just Want You To Know That I Will Be Missing You 12 00:01:50,731 --> 00:01:51,870 When You're In Washington. 13 00:01:51,870 --> 00:01:53,500 I'll Leave A Number. 14 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:56,170 You Can Call Me If There's Any Problem. 15 00:01:56,170 --> 00:01:58,862 It Won't Be Easy With Me In Washington 16 00:01:58,862 --> 00:02:00,641 And Denise In The Caribbean. 17 00:02:00,641 --> 00:02:03,862 You'll Be Alone With The Girls. 18 00:02:03,862 --> 00:02:05,179 If There's A Problem 19 00:02:05,179 --> 00:02:07,681 The Girls Are More Inclined To Come To Me. 20 00:02:07,681 --> 00:02:09,516 They Come To Me Also. 21 00:02:09,516 --> 00:02:12,863 It's Just That I Don't Go Around Bragging About It. 22 00:02:12,863 --> 00:02:14,555 Of Course, You're Right. 23 00:02:14,555 --> 00:02:18,866 You Know Rudy Has A Paper Due In School Tomorrow? 24 00:02:18,866 --> 00:02:19,826 That's Right. 25 00:02:19,826 --> 00:02:21,495 And The Subject Is? 26 00:02:21,495 --> 00:02:22,867 English. 27 00:02:22,867 --> 00:02:24,798 Wrong. 28 00:02:24,798 --> 00:02:25,869 It's History. 29 00:02:25,869 --> 00:02:29,436 Well, It's Written In English. 30 00:02:29,436 --> 00:02:31,862 I Better Leave This In The Kitchen 31 00:02:31,862 --> 00:02:34,174 Where The Girls Can See It. 32 00:02:34,174 --> 00:02:35,175 Good-Bye, Winter. 33 00:02:35,175 --> 00:02:36,862 Hello To Some Sunshine. 34 00:02:36,862 --> 00:02:40,681 Dad, Here Is The Number Where Martin And I Will Be 35 00:02:40,681 --> 00:02:41,870 In Case There's Trouble. 36 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:44,518 Why Is Everybody Giving Me A Number 37 00:02:44,518 --> 00:02:46,862 In Case There's Any Trouble With Somebody? 38 00:02:46,862 --> 00:02:48,689 There Won't Be Any Trouble. 39 00:02:48,689 --> 00:02:52,226 You Haven't Spent A Lot Of Time Alone With Olivia. 40 00:02:52,226 --> 00:02:54,862 Listen, Olivia, You Have To Tell Them. 41 00:02:54,862 --> 00:02:57,764 When She And Martin Went To Rhode Island 42 00:02:57,764 --> 00:03:00,867 You And I Had A Wonderful Time, Didn't We? 43 00:03:00,867 --> 00:03:03,867 Yes, And We Talked About Where Babies Come From. 44 00:03:03,867 --> 00:03:04,871 That Is Correct. 45 00:03:04,871 --> 00:03:06,473 That Is My Job. 46 00:03:06,473 --> 00:03:07,871 I Wanted To Do That. 47 00:03:07,871 --> 00:03:10,444 We Talked About The Stork. 48 00:03:10,444 --> 00:03:13,180 I Had To Tell You All About It. 49 00:03:13,180 --> 00:03:14,869 You Knew Nothing. 50 00:03:14,869 --> 00:03:16,516 (Phone Ringing) 51 00:03:16,516 --> 00:03:17,862 Vanessa: I'll Get It. 52 00:03:17,862 --> 00:03:20,187 Denise, Take Our Things To The Taxi. 53 00:03:20,187 --> 00:03:22,389 I Want To Say Good-Bye To Vanessa. 54 00:03:22,389 --> 00:03:23,657 No, Christine 55 00:03:23,657 --> 00:03:26,593 It Won't Be Any Problem Coming To Your Party. 56 00:03:26,593 --> 00:03:29,196 My Mom Is Going To Be In Washington 57 00:03:29,196 --> 00:03:30,863 So She'll Never Find Out. 58 00:03:30,863 --> 00:03:32,666 Let Me Get A Pencil 59 00:03:32,666 --> 00:03:34,434 To Write Down Your Address. 60 00:03:34,434 --> 00:03:37,504 Christine, Let Me Call You Back. 61 00:03:37,504 --> 00:03:39,706 Bye. 62 00:03:39,706 --> 00:03:40,574 Christine? 63 00:03:40,574 --> 00:03:41,742 Yeah. 64 00:03:41,742 --> 00:03:44,211 From Your Aerobics Class, The College Student? 65 00:03:44,211 --> 00:03:45,871 Yeah. 66 00:03:45,871 --> 00:03:47,748 So What's Going On 67 00:03:47,748 --> 00:03:48,749 At Her Apartment? 68 00:03:48,749 --> 00:03:50,864 She's Having A Few Friends Over. 69 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:52,864 You're Not Going To A Party 70 00:03:52,864 --> 00:03:55,867 Where There Will Be Guys Five Years Older Than You. 71 00:03:55,867 --> 00:04:00,227 Mom, Can I Help It If I'm So Mature That Older Men 72 00:04:00,227 --> 00:04:01,728 Find Me Attractive? 73 00:04:01,728 --> 00:04:04,698 You're Forcing Me To Socialize With People My Own Age. 74 00:04:04,698 --> 00:04:06,800 It's Holding Back My Intellectual Development. 75 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:09,864 What I Am Holding Back Here Has Nothing To Do 76 00:04:09,864 --> 00:04:11,305 With Intellect. 77 00:04:11,305 --> 00:04:13,674 Don't Think Because I'm In Washington 78 00:04:13,674 --> 00:04:15,676 You Can Do As You Please. 79 00:04:15,676 --> 00:04:17,711 I Have Eyes And Ears Everywhere. 80 00:04:17,711 --> 00:04:19,862 It's Like Living In A Prison. 81 00:04:19,862 --> 00:04:21,281 Don't Worry About It. 82 00:04:21,281 --> 00:04:23,617 One Day You'll Have Children. 83 00:04:23,617 --> 00:04:26,186 You'll Have A Lifetime Sentence. 84 00:04:28,522 --> 00:04:30,257 Bye, Sweetie. 85 00:04:30,257 --> 00:04:33,193 You Shouldn't Sneak Up On Me When I'm On The Phone. 86 00:04:33,193 --> 00:04:34,865 I'm Sorry, Vanessa. 87 00:04:35,829 --> 00:04:37,863 But It Was So Much Fun. 88 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:47,507 Well, My Best Daughter Doing Homework. 89 00:04:47,507 --> 00:04:48,508 Good. 90 00:04:48,508 --> 00:04:49,509 Daddy? 91 00:04:49,509 --> 00:04:50,510 Uh-Huh? 92 00:04:50,510 --> 00:04:52,512 Everybody In School Hates Me. 93 00:04:52,512 --> 00:04:54,715 I Need Someone To Talk To. 94 00:04:54,715 --> 00:04:57,417 Do You Have Mom's Number In Washington? 95 00:04:57,417 --> 00:05:01,867 Yes, But If There's Something You Want To Talk About 96 00:05:01,867 --> 00:05:03,865 You Could Tell Me. 97 00:05:03,865 --> 00:05:05,359 Well 98 00:05:05,359 --> 00:05:08,867 Beth Told Me That Everyone In The Class Hated My Guts. 99 00:05:08,867 --> 00:05:12,332 And The Only Person Who Liked Me Was The Teacher. 100 00:05:12,332 --> 00:05:14,768 And The Only Reason She Liked Me 101 00:05:14,768 --> 00:05:17,337 Was Because She's Paid To. 102 00:05:17,337 --> 00:05:21,308 Everyone Thinks That I Called Beth A Goof Face And I Didn't. 103 00:05:21,308 --> 00:05:24,511 Then You Tell Them That You Didn't Say It. 104 00:05:24,511 --> 00:05:25,864 I Can't. 105 00:05:25,864 --> 00:05:29,249 Morgan's The One Who Really Called Beth The Goof Face. 106 00:05:29,249 --> 00:05:30,650 I Went To Morgan 107 00:05:30,650 --> 00:05:34,588 And Said She Should Go To Beth And Tell Her The Truth. 108 00:05:34,588 --> 00:05:36,865 Morgan Started To Cry 109 00:05:36,865 --> 00:05:42,329 And Then Everyone Saw How Upset She Was And Started Hating Me. 110 00:05:42,329 --> 00:05:46,166 I Think You Have To Go Back And Address Your Friends 111 00:05:46,166 --> 00:05:47,534 And Say To Them 112 00:05:47,534 --> 00:05:51,865 "I Am Your Friend, And I Tell The Truth. 113 00:05:51,865 --> 00:05:56,343 "Now, Here Is The Truth And Don't Get Angry With Me 114 00:05:56,343 --> 00:05:58,862 "Just Because Morgan Runs Off Crying 115 00:05:58,862 --> 00:06:00,680 Because It Was Her Fault." 116 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:03,183 I'm Sure These People Will Say 117 00:06:03,183 --> 00:06:06,520 "Okay, You're Absolutely Correct." 118 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:07,788 Bingo. 119 00:06:07,788 --> 00:06:09,867 I'll Give It A Try. 120 00:06:09,867 --> 00:06:11,862 Listen, It's Only Right. 121 00:06:11,862 --> 00:06:14,461 Now I Have To Stay Up All Night 122 00:06:14,461 --> 00:06:16,430 Writing This Paper On Valley Forge. 123 00:06:16,430 --> 00:06:17,564 Valley Forge? 124 00:06:17,564 --> 00:06:18,498 Yeah. 125 00:06:18,498 --> 00:06:20,233 Now, Dad... 126 00:06:20,233 --> 00:06:22,320 Dad Knows About Valley Forge. 127 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:24,224 Now, Let's See, Where Are You? 128 00:06:24,224 --> 00:06:28,535 George Washington Is Made A Commander. 129 00:06:28,535 --> 00:06:31,226 Yep, Now, Valley Forge, See... 130 00:06:33,221 --> 00:06:35,542 Valley Forge... 131 00:06:35,542 --> 00:06:37,877 George Washington And His... 132 00:06:37,877 --> 00:06:39,546 Go Get The Dictionary. 133 00:06:39,546 --> 00:06:41,881 We're Going To Get A Dictionary 134 00:06:41,881 --> 00:06:44,221 And You're Going To Write A Paper. 135 00:06:44,221 --> 00:06:45,221 Whoo! 136 00:06:45,221 --> 00:06:46,553 George Washington. 137 00:06:52,926 --> 00:06:54,661 Hey, Olivia, What's Up? 138 00:06:54,661 --> 00:06:55,662 I'm Bored. 139 00:06:55,662 --> 00:06:57,224 Want To Play With Me? 140 00:06:57,224 --> 00:06:58,698 I Don't Have Time. 141 00:06:58,698 --> 00:07:01,222 I Just Dropped Off Dad's Socks I Borrowed. 142 00:07:01,222 --> 00:07:03,226 Want To See A Split? 143 00:07:03,226 --> 00:07:06,039 I Saw You Do Splits, And It's Great. 144 00:07:06,039 --> 00:07:07,224 I Really Have To Go. 145 00:07:07,224 --> 00:07:09,042 Did You Hear Me Sing? 146 00:07:09,042 --> 00:07:11,711 Yeah, I Heard You Sing "Twist And Shout" 147 00:07:11,711 --> 00:07:12,779 And It Was Cute. 148 00:07:12,779 --> 00:07:14,547 I Can Do "Blue Suede Shoes." 149 00:07:14,547 --> 00:07:18,051 I'd Love To Hear It, But I Have A Meeting. 150 00:07:18,051 --> 00:07:19,118 See You Later. 151 00:07:19,118 --> 00:07:19,853 Hey, Son. 152 00:07:19,853 --> 00:07:20,230 Hey, Dad. 153 00:07:20,230 --> 00:07:21,621 How You Doing? 154 00:07:21,621 --> 00:07:23,690 Want To Hear Me Sing "Blue Suede Shoes"? 155 00:07:23,690 --> 00:07:24,858 You Know What? 156 00:07:24,858 --> 00:07:26,526 I Have Patients Downstairs. 157 00:07:26,526 --> 00:07:29,227 I'm Sorry, I Can't Hear It Right Now. 158 00:07:29,227 --> 00:07:31,664 Nobody Wants To Play With Me. 159 00:07:31,664 --> 00:07:35,101 Why Don't You Take Her For A Little Walk? 160 00:07:35,101 --> 00:07:36,870 I'm Going To The Cafe De Balzac. 161 00:07:36,870 --> 00:07:38,938 Take Her To The Cafe De Balzac 162 00:07:38,938 --> 00:07:41,226 With You For A While, Please. 163 00:07:41,226 --> 00:07:43,543 She Looks Pitiful. 164 00:07:43,543 --> 00:07:45,221 Okay, Olivia, Let's Go. 165 00:07:45,221 --> 00:07:48,815 Uncle Theo's Taking You To The Village. 166 00:07:48,815 --> 00:07:49,883 There You Go. 167 00:07:49,883 --> 00:07:51,221 All Right! 168 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:55,221 Dad, I Brought Back Some Of The Socks I Borrowed. 169 00:07:55,221 --> 00:07:56,856 Sorry I Couldn't Wash Them. 170 00:07:56,856 --> 00:07:57,857 That's All Right. 171 00:07:57,857 --> 00:07:59,859 We Expect That. 172 00:07:59,859 --> 00:08:01,527 Thanks A Lot, Dad. 173 00:08:01,527 --> 00:08:03,221 Thanks A Lot, What? 174 00:08:03,221 --> 00:08:04,226 Now What Happened? 175 00:08:04,226 --> 00:08:06,226 I Did What You Told Me. 176 00:08:06,226 --> 00:08:09,869 I Said To The Girls, "We Should Forgive Each Other." 177 00:08:09,869 --> 00:08:11,229 They Said I Was Pushy. 178 00:08:11,229 --> 00:08:13,221 Now They Hate Me More. 179 00:08:13,221 --> 00:08:15,222 I'm Sorry They Feel That Way. 180 00:08:15,222 --> 00:08:17,543 Why Did You Tell Me To Do That? 181 00:08:17,543 --> 00:08:20,221 I Thought You Were Dealing With Civilized People. 182 00:08:20,221 --> 00:08:22,221 But, Daddy, They're My Friends. 183 00:08:22,221 --> 00:08:24,550 It's No Fun Walking Around 184 00:08:24,550 --> 00:08:25,785 All By Myself. 185 00:08:25,785 --> 00:08:27,820 Why Did I Listen To You? 186 00:08:27,820 --> 00:08:31,230 Mom Would Have Never Told Me To Do Anything Like That. 187 00:08:34,226 --> 00:08:38,226 Ohhh, Boy, Oh, Boy, Oh, Boy. 188 00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:43,036 Well, Okay, Let's Try To Get A Little Help Here. 189 00:08:50,026 --> 00:08:51,441 May I Help You? 190 00:08:51,441 --> 00:08:55,272 Terri, Your Coming Over Here Is Help Enough. 191 00:08:55,272 --> 00:08:57,444 Your Leaving Would Be A Bigger Help. 192 00:08:57,444 --> 00:08:59,176 Now, She's Funny. 193 00:09:01,078 --> 00:09:03,147 Who's This Little Sweetheart? 194 00:09:03,147 --> 00:09:04,215 Olivia. 195 00:09:04,215 --> 00:09:07,117 Is This Your Daughter? 196 00:09:07,117 --> 00:09:08,118 No, No. 197 00:09:08,118 --> 00:09:09,753 She's My Step-Niece. 198 00:09:09,753 --> 00:09:10,888 I'm Very Single. 199 00:09:10,888 --> 00:09:12,756 I'm Impressed You Brought Her. 200 00:09:12,756 --> 00:09:16,093 I Believe In Staying Close To My Family. 201 00:09:16,093 --> 00:09:18,829 I Like To Pass On What I've Learned. 202 00:09:18,829 --> 00:09:22,266 Especially To Someone As Young As Her 203 00:09:22,266 --> 00:09:25,202 Because She Is Our Future. 204 00:09:25,202 --> 00:09:26,904 May I Sit A Minute? 205 00:09:26,904 --> 00:09:29,147 No, Here, Sit, Sit. 206 00:09:29,147 --> 00:09:29,669 She Can Sing, Too. 207 00:09:29,669 --> 00:09:30,250 She Can? 208 00:09:30,250 --> 00:09:33,768 Yeah. 209 00:09:33,768 --> 00:09:35,928 Olivia, "Blue Suede Shoes." 210 00:09:35,928 --> 00:09:37,263 Hit It. 211 00:09:37,263 --> 00:09:38,624 ♪ One For The Money ♪ 212 00:09:38,624 --> 00:09:40,099 ♪ Two For The Show ♪ 213 00:09:40,099 --> 00:09:42,633 ♪ Three To Get Ready Now Go, Cat, Go ♪ 214 00:09:42,633 --> 00:09:46,629 ♪ But Don't You Step On My Blue Suede Shoes ♪ 215 00:09:46,629 --> 00:09:48,441 ♪ You Can Do What You Want ♪ 216 00:09:48,441 --> 00:09:50,276 ♪ But Don't Step On My Blue Suede Shoes ♪ 217 00:09:50,276 --> 00:09:51,444 ♪ You Can Knock Me Down ♪ 218 00:09:51,444 --> 00:09:52,631 ♪ Step On My Face ♪ 219 00:09:52,631 --> 00:09:55,114 ♪ Call My Name In Total Disgrace ♪ 220 00:09:55,114 --> 00:09:59,256 ♪ But Don't You Step On My Blue Suede Shoes. ♪ 221 00:10:09,205 --> 00:10:10,250 Mrs. Mcgee? 222 00:10:10,250 --> 00:10:12,607 Yes, Kenneth? 223 00:10:12,607 --> 00:10:14,127 How Long Do I Have To Stay After School? 224 00:10:14,127 --> 00:10:15,162 Cheer Up. 225 00:10:15,162 --> 00:10:17,552 You've Got Less Than Two Minutes Left. 226 00:10:17,552 --> 00:10:20,552 I'd Like To Ask You A Few Questions. 227 00:10:20,552 --> 00:10:22,035 Do You Enjoy 228 00:10:22,035 --> 00:10:23,937 The Subject Of History? 229 00:10:23,937 --> 00:10:24,552 Yes. 230 00:10:24,552 --> 00:10:27,543 Do You Find My Classes Interesting 231 00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:29,549 And Maybe Even Stimulating? 232 00:10:29,549 --> 00:10:31,211 Yes. 233 00:10:31,211 --> 00:10:33,013 Are You Answering Affirmatively 234 00:10:33,013 --> 00:10:35,543 Because I'm Asking The Questions? 235 00:10:35,543 --> 00:10:37,351 Yes. 236 00:10:37,351 --> 00:10:41,021 Has Anyone Ever Told You That Talking To You 237 00:10:41,021 --> 00:10:44,544 Is Like Taking A Multiple Choice Test? 238 00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:46,093 Yes. 239 00:10:46,093 --> 00:10:48,543 You Try My Patience, Kenneth. 240 00:10:48,543 --> 00:10:50,864 You Really Try My Patience. 241 00:10:50,864 --> 00:10:51,549 Thank You. 242 00:10:53,266 --> 00:10:54,544 Your Time's Up. 243 00:10:54,544 --> 00:10:55,502 Go Home. 244 00:10:55,502 --> 00:10:57,304 In The Future, Kenneth 245 00:10:57,304 --> 00:11:01,508 I Want You To Take Every Assignment I Give You Seriously 246 00:11:01,508 --> 00:11:03,210 And Do Your Best. 247 00:11:03,210 --> 00:11:04,378 Success In Life 248 00:11:04,378 --> 00:11:07,552 Depends On A Good Education. 249 00:11:07,552 --> 00:11:09,016 Not Always. 250 00:11:09,016 --> 00:11:10,384 I Beg Your Pardon? 251 00:11:10,384 --> 00:11:11,952 That's Not What My Brother Says. 252 00:11:11,952 --> 00:11:13,420 What Does He Say? 253 00:11:13,420 --> 00:11:14,550 My Brother Says 254 00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:17,024 "It's Not What You Know-- 255 00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:20,690 It's Who You Know." 256 00:11:20,690 --> 00:11:21,235 I See. 257 00:11:21,235 --> 00:11:23,012 Who Does Your Brother Know? 258 00:11:23,012 --> 00:11:24,116 Nobody. 259 00:11:24,116 --> 00:11:26,739 That's Why He Doesn't Have A Job. 260 00:11:29,316 --> 00:11:30,616 Go Home, Kenneth. 261 00:11:30,616 --> 00:11:33,310 I'll Do Better Next Time. 262 00:11:33,310 --> 00:11:34,750 Next Time Is Now. 263 00:11:34,750 --> 00:11:37,420 I Want You To Redo Your Paper. 264 00:11:37,420 --> 00:11:40,420 I Want It First Thing In The Morning. 265 00:11:40,420 --> 00:11:42,724 I Should Have Kept My Mouth Shut. 266 00:11:42,724 --> 00:11:44,375 Hi, Dr. Huxtable. 267 00:11:44,375 --> 00:11:46,674 Don't Run In The Hall, Kenneth. 268 00:11:46,674 --> 00:11:48,965 Sorry About That, Dr. Huxtable. 269 00:11:48,965 --> 00:11:50,611 How Nice To See You. 270 00:11:50,611 --> 00:11:51,612 Thank You. 271 00:11:51,612 --> 00:11:52,613 Come Right In. 272 00:11:52,613 --> 00:11:54,281 Sit Down Anywhere. 273 00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:55,349 Thank You. 274 00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:02,972 Now Then... 275 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:06,560 You Telephoned, And You Wanted To Talk About Rudy? 276 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,896 I Wanted To Talk About Rudy 277 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:12,867 Because She Is Very Saddened By The Fact That She Says 278 00:12:12,867 --> 00:12:16,470 That Her Friends Are Not Talking To Her-- 279 00:12:16,470 --> 00:12:19,540 That They Hate Her. 280 00:12:19,540 --> 00:12:22,543 I Tried To Explain Life And People To Her 281 00:12:22,543 --> 00:12:24,612 But It Just Seems To Have... 282 00:12:24,612 --> 00:12:26,972 Things Have Just Gotten Worse. 283 00:12:26,972 --> 00:12:29,783 Did You Talk To Mrs. Huxtable 284 00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:34,655 Before You Gave Rudy All This Splendid Advice? 285 00:12:34,655 --> 00:12:37,658 She's Out Of Town, Isn't She? 286 00:12:39,965 --> 00:12:41,967 How Did You Know That? 287 00:12:41,967 --> 00:12:44,865 When You Came To See Me About Vanessa 288 00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,969 Mrs. Huxtable Was Out Of Town. 289 00:12:46,969 --> 00:12:49,737 When You Came To See Me About Denise 290 00:12:49,737 --> 00:12:51,705 Mrs. Huxtable Was Out Of Town. 291 00:12:51,705 --> 00:12:53,407 So I Just Assumed 292 00:12:53,407 --> 00:12:55,965 That When Your Wife Is Away 293 00:12:55,965 --> 00:13:01,782 You Get A Bit Bamboozled By Those Daughters Of Yours. 294 00:13:04,919 --> 00:13:06,320 Um... But... 295 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:10,291 But What About This Experience With... With Rudy? 296 00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:11,971 Oh, Dr. Huxtable 297 00:13:11,971 --> 00:13:15,629 Children Rudy's Age Behave Very Strangely At Times. 298 00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:17,631 One Day, They're Best Friends 299 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,433 And Then The Next Day 300 00:13:19,433 --> 00:13:21,769 They're Not Speaking To One Another 301 00:13:21,769 --> 00:13:23,837 For No Apparent Reason. 302 00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:26,340 Rudy May Be In Trouble Today 303 00:13:26,340 --> 00:13:29,677 But I Will Bet You That In A Couple Of Weeks 304 00:13:29,677 --> 00:13:32,972 She'll Be The Most Popular Girl In This Class. 305 00:13:32,972 --> 00:13:35,966 So, If You'll Take My Advice 306 00:13:35,966 --> 00:13:38,452 You'll Just Step Back 307 00:13:38,452 --> 00:13:40,287 And Let It Pass. 308 00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:41,388 Thank You. 309 00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:42,756 Uh... 310 00:13:42,756 --> 00:13:47,965 Could I Have Another Few Minutes Of Your Time, Dr. Huxtable? 311 00:13:47,965 --> 00:13:49,965 You Probably Don't Know 312 00:13:49,965 --> 00:13:54,968 But I Gave The Children A Paper To Write On Valley Forge. 313 00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:59,966 And I Wanted To Read You A Few Of Them 314 00:13:59,966 --> 00:14:02,643 And Then Talk To You About Rudy's. 315 00:14:02,643 --> 00:14:03,777 Let Me See... 316 00:14:03,777 --> 00:14:04,965 Oh, Yes... 317 00:14:04,965 --> 00:14:06,513 Here's Kenneth's Paper. 318 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:07,781 You Know Kenny. 319 00:14:07,781 --> 00:14:08,965 He's Difficult 320 00:14:08,965 --> 00:14:11,852 But He's Got A Lot Of Potential. 321 00:14:11,852 --> 00:14:14,972 "The Men From Valley Forge Fought In A War. 322 00:14:14,972 --> 00:14:16,290 "Many Died. 323 00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:18,965 "They Did Not Have Food And Supplies. 324 00:14:18,965 --> 00:14:21,965 "I Would Write More, But I Don't Have To. 325 00:14:21,965 --> 00:14:24,798 It's All In My History Book." 326 00:14:29,967 --> 00:14:31,965 This Is Amy's Paper. 327 00:14:31,965 --> 00:14:34,965 Amy Is A Hard Worker, A Bright Girl. 328 00:14:34,965 --> 00:14:36,965 "George Washington And His Men 329 00:14:36,965 --> 00:14:39,280 "Spent The Winter In Valley Forge. 330 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:40,965 "It Was In 1777. 331 00:14:40,965 --> 00:14:41,970 "It Was Cold. 332 00:14:41,970 --> 00:14:44,285 "They Had Very Little Supplies 333 00:14:44,285 --> 00:14:45,619 "But They Were Brave. 334 00:14:45,619 --> 00:14:47,488 "They Lasted Until Spring. 335 00:14:47,488 --> 00:14:49,390 Now I'll Read You 336 00:14:49,390 --> 00:14:51,970 A Few Lines Of Rudy's Paper. 337 00:14:51,970 --> 00:14:54,965 Honestly, I Was Just Amazed. 338 00:14:54,965 --> 00:14:57,970 She Has An Enormous Grasp Of History. 339 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:04,970 "George Washington And His Men Faced Hardship And Sacrifice 340 00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:06,974 "In Pursuit Of A Dream... 341 00:15:08,970 --> 00:15:11,478 A Dream Called America." 342 00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:12,965 She Refers To 343 00:15:12,965 --> 00:15:16,417 "The Harrowing Campaign Of 1777." 344 00:15:18,719 --> 00:15:22,966 "...The Insurmountable Obstacles Threatening Ultimate Success. 345 00:15:25,726 --> 00:15:28,696 And My Absolute Favorite-- 346 00:15:28,696 --> 00:15:31,970 "The Ubiquitous Melancholy... 347 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:37,965 That Descended On The Downtrodden Warriors." 348 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,608 It's Just Terrific. 349 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,711 It Gets Better Every Time 350 00:15:43,711 --> 00:15:44,970 I Read It. 351 00:15:44,970 --> 00:15:47,974 I Think Rudy Should Go Straight To College. 352 00:15:49,965 --> 00:15:52,553 She's A Very Bright Girl. 353 00:15:52,553 --> 00:15:53,967 There's One Problem. 354 00:15:53,967 --> 00:15:55,967 You'd Have To Go With Her. 355 00:15:59,293 --> 00:16:00,967 I Beg Your Pardon? 356 00:16:00,967 --> 00:16:05,265 When Mrs. Huxtable Helps Rudy With A Paper 357 00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:09,770 Her Eleven-Year-Old Capabilities Come Shining Through. 358 00:16:09,770 --> 00:16:12,439 And When You Help Her With Her Paper 359 00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:17,778 I Get "Ubiquitous Melancholy" And "Downtrodden Warriors." 360 00:16:17,778 --> 00:16:20,748 When Is Mrs. Huxtable Coming Home? 361 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:23,917 Tomorrow. 362 00:16:23,917 --> 00:16:25,719 Thank God. 363 00:16:27,788 --> 00:16:29,356 Well, Thank You. 364 00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:30,524 My Pleasure. 365 00:16:30,524 --> 00:16:32,359 I'll Be Going Now. 366 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:35,823 Before You Go, Dr. Huxtable 367 00:16:35,823 --> 00:16:37,600 I Want You To Go To The Blackboard 368 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,402 And Write 100 Times 369 00:16:39,402 --> 00:16:43,775 "I Will Not Do My Child's Homework For Her." 370 00:16:46,767 --> 00:16:49,512 That's... That Is Funny. 371 00:16:49,512 --> 00:16:50,772 I'm Not Joking. 372 00:16:52,415 --> 00:16:55,151 Start Writing. 373 00:16:55,151 --> 00:16:58,772 I'm... I'm Not In Your Class. 374 00:16:58,772 --> 00:17:01,524 You Walk Into This Room, You're Mine. 375 00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:06,262 Start Writing. 376 00:17:26,115 --> 00:17:27,650 Don't Write Big. 377 00:17:28,767 --> 00:17:31,354 I'm On To That One. 378 00:18:00,583 --> 00:18:02,418 Dr. Huxtable? 379 00:18:02,418 --> 00:18:03,772 Yes, Ma'am? 380 00:18:07,089 --> 00:18:10,259 Would You Walk Me To My Car? 381 00:18:11,772 --> 00:18:15,431 It Might Be A Harrowing Experience. 382 00:18:15,431 --> 00:18:20,403 Well, If We Don't Run Into Any Insurmountable Obstacles 383 00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:24,073 I'm Sure That We'll Have Ultimate Success. 384 00:18:31,199 --> 00:18:33,902 Dad... 385 00:18:33,902 --> 00:18:35,900 I Usually Go To Mom When I Want To Talk 386 00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:37,900 About Something Like This 387 00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:38,904 But I Think 388 00:18:38,904 --> 00:18:40,909 You'd Be Really Good For It. 389 00:18:40,909 --> 00:18:42,590 I'm All Ears. 390 00:18:42,590 --> 00:18:44,659 If You're Busy, I'll Call Mom. 391 00:18:44,659 --> 00:18:46,794 Sit Down. 392 00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:50,902 Dad, I'm Thinking Of Going 393 00:18:50,902 --> 00:18:53,902 To This Party At My Friend Christine's House 394 00:18:53,902 --> 00:18:57,572 Where I Know No One Will Be Doing Drugs Or Drinking. 395 00:18:57,572 --> 00:18:58,706 I Hope So. 396 00:18:58,706 --> 00:19:02,210 But The Kids At School Who Do Drugs And Alcohol 397 00:19:02,210 --> 00:19:06,214 Will Call Me Anti-Social Because I Went To Christine's 398 00:19:06,214 --> 00:19:07,815 Who Won't Allow Them 399 00:19:07,815 --> 00:19:08,901 In Her House. 400 00:19:08,901 --> 00:19:10,852 I Just Won't Go. 401 00:19:10,852 --> 00:19:12,220 Thanks, Dad. 402 00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:13,554 No, No, No. 403 00:19:13,554 --> 00:19:15,556 Sit Down Here. 404 00:19:15,556 --> 00:19:18,326 Sit Down Here. 405 00:19:18,326 --> 00:19:19,727 Are You Telling Me 406 00:19:19,727 --> 00:19:22,905 That You Are Not Going To Go To A Party 407 00:19:22,905 --> 00:19:27,368 Because You're Afraid Of What These Drunkies And Junkies 408 00:19:27,368 --> 00:19:30,505 Are Going To Be Saying To You? 409 00:19:30,505 --> 00:19:31,905 I'm Telling You 410 00:19:31,905 --> 00:19:33,508 Go To That Party. 411 00:19:34,542 --> 00:19:38,212 You're Saying You Want Me To Go To Christine's Party? 412 00:19:38,212 --> 00:19:41,900 You Have Fun, And Stay An Extra Hour Later. 413 00:19:41,900 --> 00:19:43,900 Now You Go Ahead, Hon. 414 00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:45,386 Enjoy Yourself. 415 00:19:45,386 --> 00:19:46,721 Thank You, Dad. 416 00:19:46,721 --> 00:19:48,422 Thank You, Honey. 417 00:19:55,296 --> 00:19:56,900 (Ringing) 418 00:19:57,900 --> 00:19:59,400 We're Open All Night. 419 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,668 How Are You? 420 00:20:00,668 --> 00:20:04,805 I'm Am Just Fine, Now That I Can Hear From You. 421 00:20:06,845 --> 00:20:08,401 All The Children Are Just Fine. 422 00:20:08,401 --> 00:20:08,936 In Fact 423 00:20:08,936 --> 00:20:12,476 I Just Had A Little Discussion With Vanessa. 424 00:20:12,476 --> 00:20:13,917 About What? 425 00:20:13,917 --> 00:20:17,788 Well, You Know, She Wants To Go To A Party 426 00:20:17,788 --> 00:20:21,125 And Because This Person Who's Throwing The Party 427 00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:24,795 Doesn't Allow People Who Do Drugs And Alcohol There 428 00:20:24,795 --> 00:20:27,798 She Claims That When She Gets Back To School 429 00:20:27,798 --> 00:20:29,473 The Drunkies And The Druggies 430 00:20:29,473 --> 00:20:34,475 Are Going To Be Making So Much Of A Fuss About It 431 00:20:34,475 --> 00:20:37,774 She Doesn't Want To Go To This Party. 432 00:20:37,774 --> 00:20:39,843 So I Said, "You Go." 433 00:20:39,843 --> 00:20:42,246 Cliff, Who's Having This Party? 434 00:20:42,246 --> 00:20:44,469 The Girl's Name? Christine. 435 00:20:44,469 --> 00:20:48,152 Christine Is A College Student With An Apartment. 436 00:20:48,152 --> 00:20:49,820 There Will Be Guys There 437 00:20:49,820 --> 00:20:53,190 Who Are Four Or Five Years Older Than Vanessa. 438 00:20:53,190 --> 00:20:54,858 I Told That Little Wench 439 00:20:54,858 --> 00:20:56,994 That She's Not To Go. 440 00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:58,474 She Has Hoodwinked You. 441 00:20:58,474 --> 00:21:00,364 She Got You Good 442 00:21:00,364 --> 00:21:02,468 This Time. 443 00:21:02,468 --> 00:21:04,301 So, Dad 444 00:21:04,301 --> 00:21:06,069 How Do I Look? 445 00:21:10,774 --> 00:21:12,109 Hello? 446 00:21:12,109 --> 00:21:13,475 Hello, Vanessa.