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( Humming "March"
From "The Nutcracker Suite" )

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Hi. Is The Cake
Done Yet?

3
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I'm Putting The Finishing
Touches On.

4
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Your Grandparents Are Coming
Just To See You.

5
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And You're Sure
They Like Chocolate?

6
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They Love Chocolate.

7
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( Buzzer )

8
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I Got To Go Get The Dryer.

9
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Watch This While I'm Gone
And Don't Eat Any.

10
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I Don't Even Like Chocolate.

11
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You Sure?

12
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Yes.

13
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Okay, I'll
Be Right Back.

14
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Okay.

15
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You Tried To Eat
The Whole Thing?

16
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No.

17
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I'm Looking At Somebody
Who Looks To Me

18
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To Be A Cake Thief.

19
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The Wind Blew It.

20
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It Does Come Through Here
Hard, Doesn't It?

21
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Well, I'm Sorry.

22
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But I Think
What I'm Looking At

23
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Is Somebody
Who Tried To Steal A Cake.

24
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I Can Count To Ten In Spanish.

25
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Uno, Dos, Tres...

26
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No, That Little Cute Stuff
Doesn't Work On Me.

27
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And If Mrs. Huxtable

28
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Comes Up Here
And Sees That

29
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She Is Going
To Put You Away--

30
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Far Away

31
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For Defacing Dessert.

32
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I'm Sorry.

33
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I Just Wanted A Little Taste.

34
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Really?

35
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Keep An Eye Out
Before She Comes.

36
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How We Doing?

37
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Good.

38
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Keep An Eye Out Now.

39
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What About The Hole?

40
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Hole?

41
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No Problem.

42
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Ah, Boy.

43
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There You Go.

44
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Now Just Go Ahead.

45
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Olivia.

46
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He Did It.

47
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Well, Of Course He Did It.

48
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Where Did This Cake Come From?

49
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What Have You Done?

50
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Oh...

51
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When The Time Comes

52
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This Is What You Two
Will Be Having For Dessert.

53
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Mr. And Mrs. Kendall.

54
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It's Nice To See You Again.

55
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Ugh.

56
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Mom, Dad, How Was Your Trip
From Milwaukee?

57
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Hey, Mom.

58
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Hey, Dad.

59
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Hi, Sweetheart.

60
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Hi.

61
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I Put This On

62
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For Your Mom And Dad.

63
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So That's What You're Wearing.

64
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Don't You Like It?

65
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Yeah, I Think It's Great.

66
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But When You See The Gift
That I Have For You

67
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I Think You'll Want
To Make A Quick Change.

68
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Oh, A Present.

69
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Baby, If I Could
Afford To

70
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This Room Would Be Filled
With Lavish Presents Every Day.

71
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So What Do You Think?

72
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It's, Um...

73
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It's So Well Made.

74
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I Knew You'd Love It.

75
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I Don't Think
I'll Wear It, Though.

76
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I'll Just Put It Away
For Something Special

77
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Like Dinner At The Base.

78
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Oh, You Can
Wear It Then, Too.

79
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But It Would Really
Make Me Happy

80
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If You Would
Wear It Today.

81
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I Want To Wear This.

82
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You Can Wear That.

83
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Just Put This Over It.

84
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I Know What's Going On.

85
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You Want Me To Cover Up

86
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Because Your Parents Think
I Dress Weird.

87
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Your Parents Think I'm Weird.

88
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Why Would They Think That?

89
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They Only Met You Once,
For 20 Minutes.

90
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Time Enough For Your Mom
Not To Like Me.

91
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Where Did You Get That Idea?

92
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From You.

93
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I'm Quoting You,
"My Mother Can't Stand You."

94
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Okay.

95
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Maybe That's What She Said.

96
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But I Think You Two
Can Get Along.

97
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She's Really
A Very Sweet Person.

98
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Okay, I'll Put It On.

99
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If We Start Getting Along

100
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I'm Taking
This Sweater Off!

101
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Fine, Fine.

102
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Now See, Look.

103
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Isn't That
A Beautiful Sweater?

104
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Honey, That Look...

105
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Is You.

106
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I'm Feeling
Much Less Nervous Now.

107
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Thank You.

108
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Denise?

109
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What?

110
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Are You Wearing
These Earrings?

111
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Don't You Like Them?

112
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No, I Do.

113
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But It's My Mother.

114
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Your Mom Won't See Them, Okay?

115
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( English Accent )
You're Right, Darling.

116
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These Are Much Better.

117
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Denise.

118
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Ta-Ta.

119
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Denise!

120
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Come Back Here.

121
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( Doorbell Ringing )

122
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Grampy, Nu-Nu.

123
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Hello, Sweetheart.

124
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Peaches.

125
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Yay!

126
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Hello.
I'm Lorraine.

127
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Hello, Olivia.

128
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Help Me Take My Coat Off.

129
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Don't Let It
Touch The Ground.

130
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May I Take
Your Coat?

131
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Thank You.

132
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You Got Here Sooner
Than We Expected.

133
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This Man Wouldn't
Stop At A Hotel.

134
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Left The Bags
In The Car.

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Hey, Hey!

136
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What's Happening,
Captain?

137
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Hey, Son.

138
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Hey, Mom.

139
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There's My Boy.

140
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Mmm.

141
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Good To See You.

142
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Good To See You.

143
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Have A Seat.

144
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Denise.

145
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Hi, Mom.

146
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Hi, Dad.

147
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Hi, Hon.

148
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Denise?

149
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Hi.

150
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Good To See You.

151
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Good To See You Both.

152
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How Do You Like
Being A Mom?

153
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Oh, Um...

154
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I Think It's Going
Really Well, Don't You?

155
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I'm Still Alive.

156
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She Loves
To Make That Joke.

157
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I Have Cheese

158
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And Crackers Inside.

159
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Thank You.

160
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I'll Come Help You.

161
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Don't Be Silly.

162
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Your In-Laws
Have Come To See You.

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I'll Help You.

164
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Denise, It's Just
Cheese And Crackers.

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Okay.

166
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Olivia?

167
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Yes.

168
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You Did A Lovely Job
With My Coat.

169
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Thank You, Grampy.

170
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And Here's A Dollar
For All The Hard Work.

171
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Joel, Put That Back.

172
00:10:01,298 --> 00:10:04,031
No, Give It To Me.

173
00:10:04,031 --> 00:10:05,931
I Paid For
The Cheese.

174
00:10:05,931 --> 00:10:09,764
Is There Something Going On
Between You And Martin's Mother?

175
00:10:11,564 --> 00:10:12,898
Nothing.

176
00:10:12,898 --> 00:10:14,998
She's Here From Milwaukee.

177
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It's Great.

178
00:10:16,031 --> 00:10:19,298
This Is Me
You're Talking To.

179
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I Can Only Say

180
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That There's Friction
Between Her And Me.

181
00:10:23,931 --> 00:10:25,798
That's Not So Uncommon.

182
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Mothers Are Very Protective
Of Their Sons.

183
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I Went Through

184
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A Similar Thing
With Your Grandmother.

185
00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:33,598
This Is Different, Okay?

186
00:10:33,598 --> 00:10:35,431
Martin's Mother

187
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Can't Stand Me.

188
00:10:37,931 --> 00:10:40,364
Did She Face You And Say,
"I Can't Stand You"?

189
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No.

190
00:10:41,364 --> 00:10:43,098
She Said It To Martin.

191
00:10:43,098 --> 00:10:45,398
She Did?

192
00:10:45,398 --> 00:10:49,064
Martin's Told Me Twice
His Mother Can't Stand Me.

193
00:10:49,064 --> 00:10:51,231
She Thinks I'm A Flake.

194
00:10:51,231 --> 00:10:53,598
Can You Believe That?

195
00:10:53,598 --> 00:10:55,964
She Only Knew Me
For 20 Minutes.

196
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I Didn't Do Anything.

197
00:10:58,364 --> 00:10:59,798
I'm Trying
To Make This Marriage Work...

198
00:10:59,798 --> 00:11:02,198
Why Would She
Go Behind Your Back?

199
00:11:02,198 --> 00:11:04,931
I Didn't Tell You
What She Said To Me.

200
00:11:04,931 --> 00:11:06,498
When We Met, She Said

201
00:11:06,498 --> 00:11:09,064
"I Hope You Don't Approach
Your Marriage

202
00:11:09,064 --> 00:11:10,598
Like You Did College."

203
00:11:10,598 --> 00:11:12,498
Martin Made Me
Put On This Sweater.

204
00:11:33,031 --> 00:11:35,331
Oh, Really?

205
00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:40,964
Hungry, Are You?

206
00:11:40,964 --> 00:11:43,631
I Don't Blame Your Husband.

207
00:11:43,631 --> 00:11:45,898
I Wouldn't Feed You Either.

208
00:11:57,664 --> 00:11:59,564
Where's The Cheese
And Crackers?

209
00:11:59,564 --> 00:12:01,764
The Hors D'oeuvres
Have To Wait.

210
00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:04,364
Mom Wants To Talk
To Martin's Mom.

211
00:12:04,364 --> 00:12:05,998
Give My Dollar Back, Please.

212
00:12:09,931 --> 00:12:12,331
Olivia, Come On.

213
00:12:12,331 --> 00:12:14,864
We're Going To The Store
To Get Some Stuff.

214
00:12:14,864 --> 00:12:16,364
What Stuff?

215
00:12:16,364 --> 00:12:18,731
I Don't Need
Anything At The Store.

216
00:12:18,731 --> 00:12:20,031
Yes, You Do.

217
00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:21,664
Are We Going
For Candy?

218
00:12:21,664 --> 00:12:23,098
No.

219
00:12:23,098 --> 00:12:24,798
What Are We Going For?

220
00:12:24,798 --> 00:12:26,398
What Do We Need?

221
00:12:27,631 --> 00:12:29,998
People Seem To Be
Clearing Out Of Here Fast.

222
00:12:29,998 --> 00:12:32,998
Yeah, I Wonder Why
Your Wife And My Wife

223
00:12:32,998 --> 00:12:38,964
Are In There Talking
To Each Other, Alone.

224
00:12:38,964 --> 00:12:41,264
I Think I Know What It Is.

225
00:12:41,264 --> 00:12:44,564
My Son Told Me
That My Wife

226
00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:47,464
Made Some Remarks
About Your Daughter

227
00:12:47,464 --> 00:12:49,698
Which My Son Foolishly
Told Denise.

228
00:12:49,698 --> 00:12:51,231
What Kind Of Remarks?

229
00:12:51,231 --> 00:12:54,664
My Son Said
That My Wife Said

230
00:12:54,664 --> 00:12:59,198
That She Can't Stand
Your Daughter.

231
00:12:59,198 --> 00:13:03,298
I'm Guessing That Your Daughter
Told Your Wife

232
00:13:03,298 --> 00:13:05,964
What My Son Said My Wife Said.

233
00:13:05,964 --> 00:13:08,064
So My Wife Just Found Out

234
00:13:08,064 --> 00:13:11,264
What Your Son Said
That Your Wife Said.

235
00:13:11,264 --> 00:13:12,098
You Said It.

236
00:13:12,098 --> 00:13:13,331
Word.

237
00:13:15,164 --> 00:13:17,964
This Is Such
A Beautiful Kitchen.

238
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,198
Imagine A Fireplace.

239
00:13:19,198 --> 00:13:21,331
Such A Lovely Touch.

240
00:13:21,331 --> 00:13:23,498
I Always Thought
Of New Yorkers

241
00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:24,598
Living In Small Apartments

242
00:13:24,598 --> 00:13:27,064
But This Is
A Big, Beautiful Home.

243
00:13:27,064 --> 00:13:28,264
Thank You.

244
00:13:28,264 --> 00:13:30,731
I Don't Think You Need Any Help.

245
00:13:30,731 --> 00:13:33,531
I'll Go Spend Some Time
With Olivia.

246
00:13:33,531 --> 00:13:35,564
Mrs. Kendall?

247
00:13:35,564 --> 00:13:36,531
Please, I'm Lorraine.

248
00:13:36,531 --> 00:13:37,264
Lorraine.

249
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Yes.

250
00:13:38,164 --> 00:13:39,598
Could We Sit?

251
00:13:44,798 --> 00:13:46,631
Lorraine...

252
00:13:46,631 --> 00:13:48,964
My Daughter
Is Not Comfortable With You.

253
00:13:48,964 --> 00:13:51,631
I Sensed Something Was Going On.

254
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:54,198
Martin Told Her What You Said.

255
00:13:54,198 --> 00:13:56,631
You Said
You Can't Stand Denise.

256
00:13:56,631 --> 00:13:58,498
I Would Never Say That.

257
00:13:58,498 --> 00:14:00,298
Martin Said You Did.

258
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:02,898
Let Me Start By Telling You

259
00:14:02,898 --> 00:14:05,464
About Martin's First Marriage.

260
00:14:05,464 --> 00:14:08,998
Fresh Out Of Annapolis,
He Had To Get Married

261
00:14:08,998 --> 00:14:11,698
To This Beautiful,
Intelligent Girl Named Paula.

262
00:14:11,698 --> 00:14:13,131
This Was Probably

263
00:14:13,131 --> 00:14:15,831
The First Girl Martin Ever...

264
00:14:16,931 --> 00:14:18,964
Okay.

265
00:14:18,964 --> 00:14:21,964
About A Year Goes By
And Olivia's Born

266
00:14:21,964 --> 00:14:23,298
And Paula Decides

267
00:14:23,298 --> 00:14:27,298
She Doesn't Want To Be
A Wife And Mother Anymore

268
00:14:27,298 --> 00:14:28,698
And Goes Away.

269
00:14:28,698 --> 00:14:31,464
When Martin Brought
Your Daughter Home

270
00:14:31,464 --> 00:14:33,231
I Was So Upset

271
00:14:33,231 --> 00:14:35,298
I Took Him Aside And Said

272
00:14:35,298 --> 00:14:37,931
"Son, I Can't Stand This."

273
00:14:37,931 --> 00:14:40,998
I'm Talking About The Way
He Goes Off And Gets Married

274
00:14:40,998 --> 00:14:42,631
Without Any Thought.

275
00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:45,298
It Has Nothing
To Do With Denise.

276
00:14:45,298 --> 00:14:47,298
I Was Angry With Martin.

277
00:14:47,298 --> 00:14:49,464
Boy, You Have Been Misquoted.

278
00:14:49,464 --> 00:14:51,631
Misquoted And Misunderstood.

279
00:14:52,898 --> 00:14:55,231
These Two Should Be Thankful
They Have Mothers

280
00:14:55,231 --> 00:14:56,564
Who Put Up With Them.

281
00:14:56,564 --> 00:14:58,031
I Thank You.

282
00:14:58,031 --> 00:15:00,198
We Are The Best Things
That Ever Happened To Them.

283
00:15:00,198 --> 00:15:03,531
Just Wait Until This Sweet,
Precious, Little Olivia

284
00:15:03,531 --> 00:15:07,231
Starts Giving The Same
Aggravation They're Giving Us.

285
00:15:07,231 --> 00:15:08,964
Let's Get On Our Knees

286
00:15:08,964 --> 00:15:11,164
Right Now
And Pray.

287
00:15:11,164 --> 00:15:14,731
Let's Pray Olivia Grows Up
And Comes Home One Day

288
00:15:14,731 --> 00:15:17,531
With Three Husbands,
Four Children

289
00:15:17,531 --> 00:15:18,864
And A Dog.

290
00:15:26,998 --> 00:15:30,864
See Now, The Primary Function
Of This Is The Basement.

291
00:15:30,864 --> 00:15:32,764
But This Is The Only Place

292
00:15:32,764 --> 00:15:35,664
Where I Can Get
Complete Privacy.

293
00:15:35,664 --> 00:15:38,264
Because Of
The Offspring Repellant.

294
00:15:38,264 --> 00:15:39,898
Offspring Repellant?

295
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:44,764
Things Like Tools That Require
A Person Make Some Work, See?

296
00:15:44,764 --> 00:15:47,698
Look Around,
There's Nothing Soft.

297
00:15:47,698 --> 00:15:50,998
All These Chairs,
This Is All Wood.

298
00:15:50,998 --> 00:15:52,798
Oak, You See.

299
00:15:52,798 --> 00:15:56,531
There's No Place That A Kid
Can Roll On The Floor

300
00:15:56,531 --> 00:15:58,064
With His Girlfriend

301
00:15:58,064 --> 00:15:59,731
Or The Boyfriend.

302
00:15:59,731 --> 00:16:01,598
And This Is My Baby.

303
00:16:01,598 --> 00:16:03,031
Record Player.

304
00:16:03,031 --> 00:16:05,431
Needs A Quarter
On The Arm

305
00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:08,131
To Keep It From
Sliding Across.

306
00:16:08,131 --> 00:16:09,931
And The Speaker's
Just Mono.

307
00:16:09,931 --> 00:16:11,031
Hey, Dad.

308
00:16:11,031 --> 00:16:13,164
Are You Still Giving Your Tour?

309
00:16:13,164 --> 00:16:15,064
We're Finished.

310
00:16:15,064 --> 00:16:17,531
Mom's Serving Appetizers
In The Living Room.

311
00:16:17,531 --> 00:16:19,164
Tell Her "No, Thanks."

312
00:16:19,164 --> 00:16:22,364
We're Going To Watch T.V.
And Listen To Records.

313
00:16:22,364 --> 00:16:23,531
Want To Join Us?

314
00:16:23,531 --> 00:16:26,031
No!
No!

315
00:16:26,031 --> 00:16:26,964
( Door Slamming )

316
00:16:26,964 --> 00:16:27,964
See?

317
00:16:27,964 --> 00:16:28,964
Offspring...

318
00:16:28,964 --> 00:16:30,231
Repellant.

319
00:16:30,231 --> 00:16:31,564
Thank You.

320
00:16:31,564 --> 00:16:33,664
What Kind Of Music You Play

321
00:16:33,664 --> 00:16:35,564
On That
Phonograph?

322
00:16:37,798 --> 00:16:40,164
( Whistling )

323
00:16:40,164 --> 00:16:42,564
This Would Be Perhaps

324
00:16:42,564 --> 00:16:45,431
The Greatest Jazz Collection
In The World.

325
00:16:45,431 --> 00:16:48,298
What You're Looking At
Is Hawkins.

326
00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:50,731
You Have Prez, Ahmad Jahmal.

327
00:16:50,731 --> 00:16:54,098
You Can Go Back
To Louis Armstrong.

328
00:16:54,098 --> 00:16:55,231
Go Ahead Back.

329
00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:56,264
Coltrane.

330
00:16:56,264 --> 00:16:57,064
Please.

331
00:16:57,064 --> 00:16:58,831
Rahsaan Roland Kirk!

332
00:16:58,831 --> 00:17:00,464
Ah-Ha!

333
00:17:00,464 --> 00:17:03,698
Any Jazz Album
You Want To Listen To

334
00:17:03,698 --> 00:17:06,764
I Have It Here, My Friend.

335
00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:09,064
Bet You Haven't
Heard This One.

336
00:17:09,064 --> 00:17:10,164
Try Me.

337
00:17:10,164 --> 00:17:12,631
Lester "Motormouth" Sutton.

338
00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:15,531
Live At The Pigfoot.

339
00:17:15,531 --> 00:17:16,831
I Have It.

340
00:17:16,831 --> 00:17:18,798
I Was There.

341
00:17:18,798 --> 00:17:19,531
You're Kidding.

342
00:17:19,531 --> 00:17:20,464
The Front Row.

343
00:17:20,464 --> 00:17:22,064
No.

344
00:17:22,064 --> 00:17:24,998
Motormouth
Was Blowing A Solo

345
00:17:24,998 --> 00:17:27,298
And The Band Was Cooking!

346
00:17:27,298 --> 00:17:29,264
I Wish I'd Been There.

347
00:17:29,264 --> 00:17:31,431
Remember Those Dances
We Used To Do?

348
00:17:31,431 --> 00:17:32,131
Oh, Sure.

349
00:17:32,131 --> 00:17:32,698
The Slop.

350
00:17:32,698 --> 00:17:33,398
Please.

351
00:17:33,398 --> 00:17:33,964
The Stroll.

352
00:17:33,964 --> 00:17:34,598
Yes.

353
00:17:34,598 --> 00:17:35,131
The Madison.

354
00:17:35,131 --> 00:17:36,131
Yes

355
00:17:36,131 --> 00:17:37,131
And The Birdland.

356
00:17:37,131 --> 00:17:38,298
Birdland?

357
00:17:38,298 --> 00:17:41,331
You Had To Get
A Short Woman For This.

358
00:17:41,331 --> 00:17:43,964
You Put Her
On This Thigh Here.

359
00:17:43,964 --> 00:17:44,964
A Wop-De-Wop.

360
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:45,998
Hey, Wop-De-Wop.

361
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:47,231
Womp, Womp.

362
00:17:47,231 --> 00:17:48,331
A Wop-De-Wop.

363
00:17:48,331 --> 00:17:49,398
Wow, Wow.

364
00:17:49,398 --> 00:17:50,664
De-Wop-De-Wop.

365
00:17:57,164 --> 00:17:59,564
Those Men Have Been Down
In That Basement

366
00:17:59,564 --> 00:18:00,764
An Awfully Long Time.

367
00:18:00,764 --> 00:18:02,098
Yes, They Have.

368
00:18:02,098 --> 00:18:03,731
But That's Because Cliff Thinks

369
00:18:03,731 --> 00:18:06,164
Nobody Likes To Go
Down There But Him.

370
00:18:06,164 --> 00:18:08,531
Little Doth He Know
When He's Not About

371
00:18:08,531 --> 00:18:11,564
I Am Down There,
Listening To Those Albums.

372
00:18:12,598 --> 00:18:14,564
Hi, We're Back From The Store.

373
00:18:14,564 --> 00:18:16,698
Is It Okay
That We're Back?

374
00:18:16,698 --> 00:18:17,998
Where's Olivia?

375
00:18:17,998 --> 00:18:20,364
Outside, Playing
With Vanessa And Rudy.

376
00:18:20,364 --> 00:18:22,631
I'm Really Pleased
To See You Back.

377
00:18:22,631 --> 00:18:24,664
I Take It
Everything Went Well.

378
00:18:24,664 --> 00:18:26,064
It Certainly Did.

379
00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:28,598
We Got To The Bottom
Of Things.

380
00:18:28,598 --> 00:18:29,964
That's Where
We Found You.

381
00:18:29,964 --> 00:18:31,331
I Beg Your Pardon.

382
00:18:31,331 --> 00:18:32,831
You Told Denise

383
00:18:32,831 --> 00:18:34,631
That I Can't
Stand Her.

384
00:18:34,631 --> 00:18:35,998
And That's Not True.

385
00:18:35,998 --> 00:18:37,331
It's Not?
It's Not?

386
00:18:37,331 --> 00:18:38,331
No, It Isn't.

387
00:18:38,331 --> 00:18:40,198
I Was There
When You Said It.

388
00:18:40,198 --> 00:18:42,464
I'm Sure You Were,
But Your Ears Weren't.

389
00:18:42,464 --> 00:18:43,664
You Don't Listen.

390
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:44,998
I Told You

391
00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:47,698
I Don't Like You
Doing Things Without Thinking.

392
00:18:47,698 --> 00:18:49,531
I Have Nothing Against Denise.

393
00:18:49,531 --> 00:18:51,431
I Don't Even Know Denise.

394
00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:52,998
As Far As I'm Concerned

395
00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:55,331
I Think Denise
Is A Lovely Person.

396
00:18:55,331 --> 00:18:56,631
You Do?

397
00:18:56,631 --> 00:18:59,364
Yes, We're Going To Be
Very Good Friends.

398
00:18:59,364 --> 00:19:01,198
Friends, Oh.

399
00:19:01,198 --> 00:19:02,498
You And Me?

400
00:19:02,498 --> 00:19:06,031
You And Me.

401
00:19:06,031 --> 00:19:07,564
Mom!

402
00:19:08,764 --> 00:19:10,698
And To Think, Martin.

403
00:19:10,698 --> 00:19:13,398
You Had Me Upset
With Your Mother--

404
00:19:13,398 --> 00:19:14,598
This Lovely Woman.

405
00:19:14,598 --> 00:19:15,398
I Know...

406
00:19:15,398 --> 00:19:16,898
You Made Me Wear This

407
00:19:16,898 --> 00:19:18,464
Because Your Mom
Couldn't Stand Me.

408
00:19:18,464 --> 00:19:19,964
You Made Her...

409
00:19:19,964 --> 00:19:21,731
Take That Off.

410
00:19:21,731 --> 00:19:22,931
That's Not You.

411
00:19:22,931 --> 00:19:23,931
Thank You.

412
00:19:23,931 --> 00:19:26,598
Listen, Can I Say Something?

413
00:19:26,598 --> 00:19:28,998
No, You Cannot.
Don't Say Anything.

414
00:19:28,998 --> 00:19:30,231
Yeah, But...

415
00:19:30,231 --> 00:19:35,798
( All Speaking At Once )

416
00:19:35,798 --> 00:19:37,698
Yes, Yes.

417
00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:40,198
( Record Scratching )

418
00:19:40,198 --> 00:19:42,898
Huh?

419
00:19:42,898 --> 00:19:46,031
Hey, How About

420
00:19:46,031 --> 00:19:49,031
Moody's Mood For Love?

421
00:19:49,031 --> 00:19:52,498
1952, Recorded By King Pleasure.

422
00:19:54,398 --> 00:19:56,598
I Had It

423
00:19:56,598 --> 00:19:59,264
And I Just...

424
00:19:59,264 --> 00:20:01,298
Wore It Out.

425
00:20:01,298 --> 00:20:04,231
You Call Yourself
A Jazz Collector.

426
00:20:04,231 --> 00:20:06,398
You Want Moody's Mood For Love,
1952 Version?

427
00:20:06,398 --> 00:20:07,198
Uh-Huh.

428
00:20:07,198 --> 00:20:09,498
I'll Sing It For You.

429
00:20:09,498 --> 00:20:11,298
♪ There I Go, There I Go ♪

430
00:20:11,298 --> 00:20:14,098
♪ There I Go ♪

431
00:20:14,098 --> 00:20:16,564
♪ Pretty Baby,
You Are The Soul ♪

432
00:20:16,564 --> 00:20:19,464
♪ Who Snaps My Control ♪

433
00:20:19,464 --> 00:20:23,631
♪ Such A Funny Thing,
But Every Time You're Near Me ♪

434
00:20:23,631 --> 00:20:27,231
♪ I Never Can Behave ♪

435
00:20:27,231 --> 00:20:31,031
♪ You Give Me A Smile And Then
I'm Wrapped Up In Your Magic ♪

436
00:20:31,031 --> 00:20:32,931
♪ Music All Around Me ♪

437
00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:34,398
♪ Crazy Music ♪

438
00:20:34,398 --> 00:20:39,398
♪ Music That Keeps Calling Me
So Very Close To You ♪

439
00:20:39,398 --> 00:20:42,764
♪ Turns Me Your Slave ♪

440
00:20:42,764 --> 00:20:45,064
♪ Come And Do With Me ♪

441
00:20:45,064 --> 00:20:46,664
♪ Any Little Thing
You Want To ♪

442
00:20:46,664 --> 00:20:50,964
♪ Anything, Baby, Just Let Me
Get Next To You ♪

443
00:20:50,964 --> 00:20:52,998
Clair:
♪ Am I Insane ♪

444
00:20:52,998 --> 00:20:55,098
♪ Or Do I Really See ♪

445
00:20:55,098 --> 00:20:57,598
♪ Heaven In Your Eyes? ♪

446
00:20:57,598 --> 00:21:01,364
♪ Bright As Stars
That Shine Up Above Me ♪

447
00:21:01,364 --> 00:21:04,031
♪ In The Clear, Blue Skies ♪

448
00:21:04,031 --> 00:21:06,064
All:
♪ How I Worry About You ♪

449
00:21:06,064 --> 00:21:08,164
♪ Just Can't Live My Life
Without You, Baby ♪

450
00:21:08,164 --> 00:21:12,764
♪ Come Here,
Don't Have No Fear ♪

451
00:21:12,764 --> 00:21:16,564
♪ Oh, Is There Wonder Why ♪

452
00:21:16,564 --> 00:21:18,564
♪ I'm Really Feeling ♪

453
00:21:18,564 --> 00:21:21,431
In The Mood For Love.