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This Is The Best Elevator Music
I've Ever Heard.

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( Mumbling In Sleep )

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We Interrupt
Our Regular Programming

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For A Special News Report.

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Here Is Nbc News Correspondent
John Palmer.

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Palmer:
This Morning Three More
Pregnant Men Were Sighted.

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The Men Were Discovered
In Oconomowoc, Wisconsin.

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This Brings The Number
Of Pregnant Men In The U.S.

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To Well Over 11,300,000.

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As We Reported Earlier

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This Phenomenon Has Been Traced
To A Volcano Eruption In Peru.

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Scientists Say Spores
From The Volcano

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Altered The Water Supply

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Enabling Men To Become Pregnant.

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As Yet, No Man Has Given Birth

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But Millions Are Due
At Any Moment.

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Hospitals Are Standing Ready
In A State Of Total Confusion.

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Wait, This Just In.

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Another Pregnant Man Has Been
Spotted In Marietta, Ohio.

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Stay Tuned For Further Updates.

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Cliff, Honey!

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Get Down,
They Just Found Four More.

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All Right.

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Honey, Can You
Believe It?

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They Found

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Four More Pregnant Men.

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I Feel Sorry For Them.

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I Feel Sorry For Myself.

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Please, Please, Please.

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Don't Touch Me, Please.

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Would You Like A Pillow?

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Please.

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Can You Scoot...

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Yeah, Just That.

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Be Careful.

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Now, Is That Better?

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I Got To Put My...

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Yes, Just Put Them
Up Here On The Table.

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They're Not
Bending Well.

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Ahh...

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Uh.

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Now, How's That?

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That's Much Better.

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Where's That Mess
Come From?

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Who Ate Down Here?

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I Did, Cliff.

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Why Didn't You Clean Up?

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Well, Honey,
I'm Sorry.

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I Want The Mess
Cleaned Up.

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You People Come
In Here And Eat

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And I Just
Finished Cleaning...

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Never Mind,
I'll Get It.

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No, Please,
I'll Get It.

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Why Can't You
Clean Up

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After You've
Finished Eating?

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I'm Sorry.

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And Look At This.

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I Just Dusted
And Cleaned In Here

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And Now Look
At The Floor.

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I'll Have To Vacuum.

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I'm Sorry, I'll Vacuum.

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No, You're Not Sorry.

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You Don't Care How I Look.

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You Don't Care.

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Honey, Please.

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Look At You.

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Never Mind.

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Sweetheart,
Come On Now.

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No, No, No.

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Just Relax,
Come On.

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( Doorbell Rings )

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I'll Get It.

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I'll Get It.

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Hi!

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How Are You?

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I'm Fine.

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And Dad.

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How Are You?

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Where's Elvin?

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He's On His Way.

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Hello, Elvin.

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Hello.

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Hi!

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I Don't Know Why
They Make Those Car Seats

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So Low To The Ground.

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Must Have Been Made
By Women.

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Hi.

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Have A Seat.

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Yeah.

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I Gained Another
Eight Pounds.

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You Still Look Gorgeous.

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I Do Not.

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Well, I Stopped Having
Morning Sickness.

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Now, I'm Having Afternoon
And Night Sickness.

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I'm Sick At Dusk.

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You Men.

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You'll Drop Them
Any Minute.

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You're Sure It's Only
Eight Pounds?

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Looks Like You Might
Be Having Twins.

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Well, If Anyone
Could Give Him Twins

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It Would Be Me.

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( Laughing )

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Check It Out

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I Didn't Do
Too Badly Myself.

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Oh, I Can't Wait

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To Get Started
On The Next One.

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Look At His Face,
How It's Filling Out.

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Isn't He Cute?

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Shall We Make
Our Husbands Some Tea?

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Uh, Good Idea.

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Nothing For Me,
Thanks.

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I Can't Keep
Anything Down.

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We'll Be In The Kitchen

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If You Need Us.

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Hey, Theo.

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Hello, Theo.

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Hi Everybody, Dad.

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Hey Dad...

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Son...

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How Are You Doing?

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I'm Doing As Well
As I Can.

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It's Not Easy To Deal
With Being An Unwed Father.

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I Can't Believe
She Just Got On The Bus

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And Left Town.

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She Told Me She Loved Me.

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But I Guess
She Was Only After One Thing.

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That's What
You Get

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For Giving It Up
Without A Ring.

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Guys, Let Me Ask You Something.

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Has Anyone Thought
About What It Will Be Like

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When We Give Birth?

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You Know, The Pain.

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Dad, You've Seen Births.

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What's It Like?

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There's Going To Be Pain.

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A Lot Of Pain.

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Gentlemen, I Don't Like
To Hear This Kind Of Talk.

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We're Men!

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We Handle Pain
Better Than Women, Right?

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I'm Sensing
Some Hesitation Here.

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And I Don't Like It.

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Look...

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I Am A Proud Member

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Of This Country's
Military Service.

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We Do More Before 6:00 A.M.

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Than Most People Do All Day.

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We Can Take It.

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When I Say Men
Take Pain Better

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I Expect Agreement, Right?

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All:
Right, All Right.

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Ooh!

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What If It's Harder
For Us?

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We'll Never Hear The End Of It.

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We'll Make A Pact.

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No Matter How Bad
The Pain Gets

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We Won't Let On.

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All:
Yeah.

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Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.

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Yeah.

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All Right.

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All For One!

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And One For All!

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And Three For Five!

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All:
All Right!

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I Don't Know Why
I'm Coming Out Here.

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I Have To Go Right Back
In There In A Minute.

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I'll Have To Spend
The Rest Of My Life

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In That Bathroom.

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Aahhh...

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Dear, I Tell You

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I Don't Know
What's Wrong With Me.

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But I Just Think I'm Too Old.

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I'm 52.

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I'm Too Old To Have A Baby.

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( Giggling )

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( Whimpering )

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Cliff, Are You All Right?

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Contraction.

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Okay, Let's Go To The Hospital.

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That's Just Your First.

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You Have To Wait Till
They're Five Minutes Apart.

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Don't Tell Me What To Do
With My Body.

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Now, I'm Going, Let's Go.

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We Have To Time
These Things.

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Five Minutes Apart.

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You Know How
This Goes.

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Look, This Is
My Body.

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Now, Get The Car Ready.

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Saddle Up, Roy.

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We're Out Of Here.

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Let's Put Your Bag
By The Door.

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When The Contractions
Are Five Minutes Apart

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Then We'll Go.

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Look, When Was
The Last Time.

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What Was My Contraction Time?

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How Long Ago?

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I Don't Know.

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What Do You Mean,
You Don't Know?

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That's The Only Job You Have

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Is To Time The Contractions.

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You Can't Do A Simple Job.

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I'm Having The Baby

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And You Can't Remember
When I Said "Oh."

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It's A Very
Simple Job.

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All You Have To Do

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Is Time The Contractions

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And You Can't
Remember The Time.

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You Just Want To Get In The Car.

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Well, Go!

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And It's
The Last Time

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You And I Get
In This Bed Together.

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( Jazz Music Playing )

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Ohh...

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Good Exercise, Good Exercise.

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I Thought I'd Seen It All.

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The 1939 World's Fair,
Combat In Sicily

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Elvis On The Ed Sullivan Show

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And Last Week,
I Swear I Saw Elvis Alive

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At The Paramus Mall.

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But I Never Seen Men
Giving Birth.

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It's Remarkable.

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Grandpa, How Did You Avoid This?

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Didn't You Hear The News
This Morning?

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They Say
When The Volcano Erupted

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The Spores Didn't Reach
The Water Supply

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In New Jersey.

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You Know, I'm Curious.

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00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:04,433
You Planning
To Breast Feed?

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Ooh!

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Contraction!

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Oh, Oh!

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00:14:12,733 --> 00:14:15,600
Elvin, Was That You?

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Oh, Honey,
Breathe, Breathe.

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00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,100
Oooohh!

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Oww!

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00:14:21,433 --> 00:14:23,600
Martin,
The Contractions?

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Yes!

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( Screaming And Confusion )

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00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,600
But, But...

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I'm Ready For More!

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That's
The Attitude.

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All For One...

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00:14:33,833 --> 00:14:35,600
Men:
And One For All!

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00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,600
And Three For Five!

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00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:39,566
Should We Get
The Cars?

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00:14:39,566 --> 00:14:40,766
Yes, Get The Cars.

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00:14:40,766 --> 00:14:41,933
You'll Be
All Right?

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Breathe!

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00:14:43,266 --> 00:14:45,300
( Gleeful Squealing )

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00:14:49,233 --> 00:14:51,933
Oh, Russell,
Go Get Our Car.

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We'll Take
The Unwed One.

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I Won't Make It.

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00:15:01,466 --> 00:15:03,100
Yes, You Will.

254
00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:05,000
I Can't Take It,
This Hurts!

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00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,233
I Haven't Even
Given Birth Yet!

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Shut Up!

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00:15:08,566 --> 00:15:10,233
I Hope
Sandra's Wrong

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00:15:10,233 --> 00:15:11,700
About The Twins.

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I'll Crack.

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I Can't Take It!

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Shut Up!

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Shut Up.

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Now, What Happened

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To All That
Military Man Stuff

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You Were Talking
A Minute Ago?!

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00:15:23,433 --> 00:15:26,266
That Was Before
I Had The Contraction!

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Shut Up!

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00:15:27,933 --> 00:15:30,466
Hey, Fellas,
Wait A Minute.

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I Am Beginning...

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To Sense Some Fear In This Room!

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Now...

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00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:43,233
If Things Are This Bad
Right Now

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We're Probably Thinking

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They'll Be
A Lot Worse, Right?

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00:15:47,566 --> 00:15:48,700
Uh-Huh.

276
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Shut Up!

277
00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:53,900
Now, When I Was On
The Wrestling Team

278
00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:55,166
In High School

279
00:15:55,166 --> 00:15:56,833
My Coach Would Say

280
00:15:56,833 --> 00:15:58,833
"The Toughest Battle
You'll Face

281
00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:00,766
Is With Your Courage."

282
00:16:00,766 --> 00:16:02,566
Then...

283
00:16:02,566 --> 00:16:08,166
He'd Look Each Of Us
In The Eye, And Say

284
00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:12,833
"When The Tough Get Going,
The Tough Get Going!"

285
00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:22,700
One For All.

286
00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:24,300
All:
One For All.

287
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:25,800
All For One.

288
00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:27,433
And Three For Five.

289
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Oh!

290
00:16:28,700 --> 00:16:29,933
Oh!

291
00:16:29,933 --> 00:16:32,266
Oh, Oh, Oh!

292
00:16:54,966 --> 00:16:56,466
Dr. Strauss.

293
00:16:56,466 --> 00:16:57,800
Dr. Huxtable.

294
00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,700
All The Huxtables.

295
00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:03,666
I See You Came
To Make A Delivery.

296
00:17:03,666 --> 00:17:05,533
Any Men Deliver Yet?

297
00:17:05,533 --> 00:17:09,366
Yes, Your Neighbor
Jeffrey Engels Gave Birth

298
00:17:09,366 --> 00:17:11,266
A Couple Minutes Ago.

299
00:17:11,266 --> 00:17:13,500
Well,
Let's Burn Rubber.

300
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,566
Jeffrey!

301
00:17:17,566 --> 00:17:20,266
Cliff, Clair.

302
00:17:20,266 --> 00:17:22,333
We Heard You Just Delivered.

303
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:24,166
Yes, I Did.

304
00:17:24,166 --> 00:17:26,100
Theo:
How Was It?

305
00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:29,433
Theo, I Can Only Say
It Was A Miracle.

306
00:17:29,433 --> 00:17:31,433
To Think That My Body

307
00:17:31,433 --> 00:17:34,433
Could Bring Forth
A Little Tiny Creature

308
00:17:34,433 --> 00:17:36,933
That Exists On Its Own.

309
00:17:36,933 --> 00:17:39,966
I'm Filled
With Such Wonder.

310
00:17:39,966 --> 00:17:43,100
They Laid It On My Chest
For Me To Hold.

311
00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:46,766
It Had Such A Sweet,
Angelic, Little Face.

312
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:49,866
It Put My Whole Life
Into Perspective.

313
00:17:49,866 --> 00:17:53,733
Mr. Engels, What Did It
Feel Like Giving Birth?

314
00:17:53,733 --> 00:17:55,700
What Did It Feel Like?

315
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:58,533
Didn't You Hear Me
Screaming In There?!

316
00:17:58,533 --> 00:18:00,100
It's The Worst Pain

317
00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:02,233
I Ever Felt In My Life!

318
00:18:02,233 --> 00:18:05,666
I Didn't Know That Pain
Like That Could Exist.

319
00:18:05,666 --> 00:18:07,066
The Horror!

320
00:18:07,066 --> 00:18:10,266
I Don't Understand
How Mother Nature Could Allow

321
00:18:10,266 --> 00:18:13,766
Such Terrible Suffering
To Happen To A Human Being!

322
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:20,866
Excruciating, Searing,
Grueling, Unbearable

323
00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:23,266
Piercing Pain!

324
00:18:23,266 --> 00:18:27,133
And When I Think Of
Where That Baby Came Out Of...

325
00:18:27,133 --> 00:18:28,766
Aaahhhhhh!!

326
00:18:28,766 --> 00:18:32,100
( Screaming And Confusion )

327
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,766
Calm Down...

328
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:37,333
Calm Down!

329
00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:41,400
Ooh, Uh!

330
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,200
Uh, Ooh!

331
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:49,200
Oh... Oh... Oh!

332
00:18:50,533 --> 00:18:52,133
Breathe.

333
00:18:52,133 --> 00:18:55,900
Cliff, Honey,
Please Breathe!

334
00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:57,066
Breathe!

335
00:18:57,066 --> 00:18:58,266
( Crying )

336
00:18:58,266 --> 00:19:00,733
Yes, Honey,
Yes, Yes.

337
00:19:00,733 --> 00:19:02,000
Breathe.

338
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,133
Breathe!

339
00:19:04,133 --> 00:19:06,133
Knock Me Out!

340
00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:08,466
Knock Me Out!

341
00:19:08,466 --> 00:19:11,033
Knock Me Out!

342
00:19:11,033 --> 00:19:12,266
Dr. Strauss!

343
00:19:12,266 --> 00:19:13,500
It's Coming!

344
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:14,700
Oh...

345
00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:16,433
Push, Push.

346
00:19:16,433 --> 00:19:17,966
I Am Pushing!

347
00:19:17,966 --> 00:19:19,133
Oh, It's Big!

348
00:19:19,133 --> 00:19:20,300
Oh!

349
00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:21,633
Ohhhh!

350
00:19:21,633 --> 00:19:23,500
Oh!

351
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:26,466
Where Did This
Come From?

352
00:19:28,533 --> 00:19:31,566
Oh, Look, Honey.

353
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:35,400
A Sloop With Full Mast.

354
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,433
Take It Out!

355
00:19:37,433 --> 00:19:38,666
Oh...

356
00:19:38,666 --> 00:19:41,100
Take It Out!

357
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:42,300
Ah, Ah!

358
00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:44,633
Take This Thing Out!

359
00:19:44,633 --> 00:19:46,366
Breathe, Breathe!

360
00:19:46,366 --> 00:19:49,100
It's Out!

361
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:50,933
Whoa!

362
00:19:50,933 --> 00:19:53,033
Sports Car.

363
00:19:53,033 --> 00:19:54,366
Ahh!

364
00:19:54,366 --> 00:19:56,600
Ah, Just What
I Always Wanted.

365
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:59,133
Clair:
Doctor, We're
Having A Problem.

366
00:19:59,133 --> 00:20:01,533
No, Cliff,
You're Tensing, Honey.

367
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,900
I Want You
To Breathe!

368
00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:05,900
Come On, Inhale,
And Push.

369
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,566
And Push!

370
00:20:07,566 --> 00:20:08,900
And Push, Come On.

371
00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:13,400
( Screaming )

372
00:20:23,133 --> 00:20:25,900
Oh, Cliff.

373
00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:28,033
Oh, Honey.

374
00:20:29,066 --> 00:20:30,933
Oh, Oh!

375
00:20:30,933 --> 00:20:33,166
Argh!

376
00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:35,866
Yahhh!

377
00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:42,333
Oh, Cliff.

378
00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:45,533
Oh, Honey.

379
00:20:55,866 --> 00:20:57,200
Clair...

380
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:59,466
Clair, Clair.

381
00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:01,133
Hmm?

382
00:21:01,133 --> 00:21:06,066
Oh, Clair,
I Love You So Much.

383
00:21:06,066 --> 00:21:08,933
And I Love Women.

384
00:21:08,933 --> 00:21:12,433
I Think Women Are
The Most Wonderful People

385
00:21:12,433 --> 00:21:15,200
On The Face
Of This Earth.