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Mom!

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Mom.

3
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Yes?

4
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You Have To See This.

5
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Olivia Is Amazing.

6
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Okay, Show It To Me,
Whatever It Is.

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Olivia, You've Never Seen
This Book, Right?

8
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Never Seen It.

9
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And No Coaching, Right?

10
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No Coaching.

11
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Mom, Keeping All That In Mind

12
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Please Turn To Any Page

13
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And Pick
A Sentence.

14
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All Right, Olivia.

15
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I'd Like You To
Read This Sentence.

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You Got It.

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"The Brown Cow Ate
The Green Grass."

18
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Yes, Amazing!

19
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And Every
Word Correct.

20
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And She's Going To Be Four
Next Month.

21
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Mom, Have You Ever Seen
Any Child, Including Me

22
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Who Could Do This?

23
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Actually, When
Vanessa Was Three

24
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She Was Good--

25
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But She Wasn't Nearly
As Good

26
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As You Are, Olivia.

27
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You See, You're A Genius.

28
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Okay, Now, Um...

29
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What Sound Does
A Cow Make?

30
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Mooooo!

31
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Is She Amazing
Or What?

32
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She Does
Impressions, Too.

33
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Hey, Dad, You Have
To See This.

34
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Okay.

35
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"The Farmer Sat
On The Tractor."

36
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So What Else Happened?

37
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Let Me Finish
Reading, Please.

38
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Mom, We're On Our Way
To Susan's House.

39
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We're Having A "We Survived
The Chemistry Exam" Celebration.

40
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That Sounds
Like Fun.

41
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The Party's
For Girls Only.

42
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'Cause Guys Are Jerks.

43
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But Not All Guys, I Mean
You're Okay, Dr. Huxtable.

44
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But You're A Man,
You're Older.

45
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Not That You're Old,
But You're Not 16.

46
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I Don't Know
What It Is

47
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About That Age.

48
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They Don't Tell The Truth
And Talk About Sports

49
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And They're Always Talking
Behind Your Back

50
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No Matter Who You Are.

51
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That's Why They're Jerks.

52
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I Hope Susan Makes
Some Clam Dip.

53
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I Love
Clam Dip!

54
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Thank You.

55
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Well, See You Later.

56
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You're Welcome, Bye.

57
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Her Mouth Is Fast.

58
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I'm Bored.

59
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Me, Too.

60
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What Can We Do?

61
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I Know.

62
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Let's Call Up Somebody.

63
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Who Can We Call?

64
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We're All Sitting Here.

65
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Wait A Minute.

66
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The Idea Here Is
Not To Be Bored, Right?

67
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All:
Yeah.

68
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I Know How We Can Have
Big Fun!

69
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How?

70
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A Whole New Way To Play
The Alphabet Game.

71
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Wait A Minute.

72
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I'm Not Drinking.

73
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I'm Not Allowed
To Drink.

74
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Well, You Won't Have To.

75
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Unless You Lose.

76
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If My Parents Even
Smell Liquor On My Breath

77
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They'd Kill Me!

78
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Your Parents
Aren't Here.

79
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Live A Little.

80
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Okay, I'm In.

81
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I'm In.

82
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Okay.

83
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Come On, Vanessa,
You, Too.

84
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All Right.

85
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Now The Rules
Are The Same.

86
00:04:00,006 --> 00:04:03,009
We Got Through And Name
A City For Each Letter.

87
00:04:03,009 --> 00:04:04,877
Whoever Breaks
The Rhythm, Loses.

88
00:04:04,877 --> 00:04:07,447
And When You Lose,
Bottoms Up.

89
00:04:07,447 --> 00:04:09,506
Okay, We'll Go
From Left To Right.

90
00:04:09,506 --> 00:04:11,417
Starting With...

91
00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:12,952
Patsy, Go.

92
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Atlanta.

93
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Buffalo.

94
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Chicago.

95
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D.C.

96
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Hold It, Hold It.

97
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No, No, No.

98
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Do You Mean
Washington, D.C.?

99
00:04:23,502 --> 00:04:25,365
Yeah, Washington, D.C.

100
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Sorry, But Washington
Is The City.

101
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D.C. Is The District
Of Columbia.

102
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Come On, You Guys,
Let Me Have It.

103
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Rules Committee?

104
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All:
Loser!

105
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Come On,
Girl.

106
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Come On.

107
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Ooh!

108
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Tastes So Good.

109
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Go For It.

110
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Come On,
Come On.

111
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No, No, No, No.

112
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No Sipping.

113
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You Have To
Down This One.

114
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All Chanting:
Go Kara! Go Kara!

115
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Go Kara! Go Kara!

116
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<I>(Screaming)</I>

117
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Way To Go, Kara.

118
00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:01,868
Ugh!

119
00:05:01,868 --> 00:05:03,336
How Do You Feel?

120
00:05:03,336 --> 00:05:05,138
Warm.

121
00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,172
Ooh!

122
00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:08,007
Next Round,
Vanessa Has "E."

123
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Evanston.

124
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Fargo.

125
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Galveston.

126
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Hackensack.

127
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Indianapolis.

128
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Jersey City.

129
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Uh...

130
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"K!"

131
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You Broke The Rhythm, Kara.

132
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Should Have Said
Kansas City.

133
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Kansas City!

134
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No, Sorry.

135
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Too Late.

136
00:05:28,895 --> 00:05:31,164
Drink, Drink, Drink.

137
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All:
Drink, Drink, Drink.

138
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Come On.

139
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Down The Hatch.

140
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<I>(Applause And Cheering)</I>

141
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You're Used
To It Now.

142
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Still Okay?

143
00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:46,345
I Feel No Pain.

144
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Round Three,
Vanessa, Do "L."

145
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Okay.

146
00:05:50,249 --> 00:05:52,318
Uh, Uh...

147
00:05:52,318 --> 00:05:54,020
Eliston!

148
00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:56,509
Guys, Guys,
I Hear Loser City.

149
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No, No, Los Angeles,
Lubbock...

150
00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:00,226
Please!

151
00:06:00,226 --> 00:06:01,994
Too Late.

152
00:06:01,994 --> 00:06:03,500
Hey, I'm Having Fun.

153
00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:04,501
Oh, Yeah.

154
00:06:04,501 --> 00:06:05,505
Signed, Sealed
And Delivered.

155
00:06:05,505 --> 00:06:07,500
Drink It Down.

156
00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:08,868
Waaaaay Down.

157
00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:10,136
<I>(Gleeful Screaming)</I>

158
00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:13,502
Oh, Come On.

159
00:06:13,502 --> 00:06:15,341
Come On.

160
00:06:15,341 --> 00:06:16,507
Chanting:
Drink, Drink, Drink...

161
00:06:16,507 --> 00:06:18,211
Drink, Drink, Drink.

162
00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:21,504
<I>(Cheering And Applause)</I>

163
00:06:21,504 --> 00:06:24,507
Tastes Good,
Doesn't It?

164
00:06:25,322 --> 00:06:26,510
Oh, No!

165
00:06:26,510 --> 00:06:28,513
My Parents Will Be
Home Soon.

166
00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:31,362
Everybody's Got
To Clean Up And Get Out.

167
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I Can't Drive.

168
00:06:32,997 --> 00:06:35,332
Then Leave Your Car Here.

169
00:06:35,332 --> 00:06:37,468
I'll Call You A Cab.

170
00:06:37,468 --> 00:06:38,509
Just Get Out.

171
00:06:38,509 --> 00:06:40,371
You Get Out, Too.

172
00:06:40,371 --> 00:06:41,507
What Did I Do?

173
00:06:41,507 --> 00:06:42,508
Just Go.

174
00:06:43,511 --> 00:06:45,513
Vanessa, Who Are You Calling?

175
00:06:45,513 --> 00:06:48,245
I Have To Call My Sister.

176
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Because My Sister Will
Pick Me Up.

177
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Okay, You Just Hurry.

178
00:06:53,083 --> 00:06:54,385
Wait.

179
00:06:54,385 --> 00:06:57,321
I Love Your Phone.

180
00:07:02,511 --> 00:07:05,396
<I>(Phone Ringing)</I>

181
00:07:07,131 --> 00:07:08,232
Hello?

182
00:07:08,232 --> 00:07:11,435
Denise?

183
00:07:11,435 --> 00:07:14,338
Don't Let Mom And Dad
Listen In.

184
00:07:14,338 --> 00:07:15,472
Vanessa?

185
00:07:18,142 --> 00:07:20,945
I Need You To Come
And Get Me.

186
00:07:20,945 --> 00:07:22,413
It's Serious.

187
00:07:22,413 --> 00:07:26,083
Bourbon, Too Much Bourbon.

188
00:07:29,508 --> 00:07:31,889
That's Nice, Okay.

189
00:07:31,889 --> 00:07:34,925
I Need Me To Pick You Up.

190
00:07:34,925 --> 00:07:38,295
Because Kara Is Drunk.

191
00:07:38,295 --> 00:07:39,897
Bombed, Shhh.

192
00:07:40,898 --> 00:07:44,506
Uh, Okay, Yeah, Sure,
I'll Come Get You.

193
00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:46,337
Okay, Bye.

194
00:07:46,337 --> 00:07:48,472
Bye, Okay.

195
00:07:49,473 --> 00:07:51,507
I Thought Kara Was Bringing
Vanessa Home.

196
00:07:51,507 --> 00:07:53,310
Oh, Yeah, Well, Uh...

197
00:07:53,310 --> 00:07:55,446
Kara Can't Drive.

198
00:07:55,446 --> 00:07:56,509
It's Her Battery.

199
00:07:56,509 --> 00:07:57,510
Dead.

200
00:08:00,284 --> 00:08:02,853
This Is Your Favorite Movie,
I'll Get Her.

201
00:08:02,853 --> 00:08:05,856
No, No, Dad, This
Isn't My Favorite Movie.

202
00:08:05,856 --> 00:08:07,258
I'm Going, Bye.

203
00:08:23,149 --> 00:08:25,154
Shh, Shh!

204
00:08:25,154 --> 00:08:27,155
Denise?

205
00:08:27,155 --> 00:08:29,155
I Love You.

206
00:08:29,155 --> 00:08:32,010
I Love You, Too.

207
00:08:32,010 --> 00:08:34,149
I'm So Glad You're
Home From Africa.

208
00:08:34,149 --> 00:08:36,048
Ohhh.

209
00:08:37,983 --> 00:08:40,585
Take It Easy, Girl.

210
00:08:40,585 --> 00:08:42,147
<I>(Crying)</I>

211
00:08:42,147 --> 00:08:46,150
I Didn't Even Buy You
A Wedding Present.

212
00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:49,094
It's Okay, It's Okay.

213
00:08:49,094 --> 00:08:50,495
Shhh!

214
00:08:50,495 --> 00:08:52,030
<I>(Squealing)</I>

215
00:08:52,030 --> 00:08:54,900
Clair:
Honey, While You're
In The Kitchen

216
00:08:54,900 --> 00:08:57,602
Would You Please
Bring Me Some Juice?

217
00:08:57,602 --> 00:08:59,149
Cliff:
You Got It.

218
00:09:01,148 --> 00:09:02,641
You, Uh...

219
00:09:02,641 --> 00:09:04,977
You Want This With
Mayonnaise Or Mustard?

220
00:09:04,977 --> 00:09:05,978
Um...

221
00:09:05,978 --> 00:09:07,813
Just Tomato.

222
00:09:41,151 --> 00:09:44,148
No, Just Leave Me Here.

223
00:09:44,148 --> 00:09:45,156
I Want To Go To Sleep.

224
00:09:45,156 --> 00:09:47,686
Come On, We're
Almost There.

225
00:09:51,490 --> 00:09:52,858
Denise?

226
00:09:52,858 --> 00:09:55,152
What's The Matter
With Vanessa?

227
00:09:55,152 --> 00:09:57,696
She's Just Really Tired.

228
00:09:57,696 --> 00:09:58,697
Really?

229
00:09:58,697 --> 00:09:59,965
She Looks Terrible.

230
00:09:59,965 --> 00:10:01,466
Ooh!

231
00:10:01,466 --> 00:10:04,535
And Her Breath Smells, Too.

232
00:10:04,535 --> 00:10:06,942
You Just Go To Bed And
I'll Take Care Of Vanessa.

233
00:10:06,942 --> 00:10:09,307
Fine, Then I Won't
Have To Smell Her.

234
00:10:10,942 --> 00:10:12,410
Fine.

235
00:10:13,778 --> 00:10:14,947
All Of Them?

236
00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:16,714
Well, No, Angela.

237
00:10:16,714 --> 00:10:19,717
I Don't Think It's Just
Your Daughter's Fault.

238
00:10:19,717 --> 00:10:22,950
Vanessa Didn't Have To Do
What Everybody Else Was Doing.

239
00:10:22,950 --> 00:10:25,890
Well, I'm Sorry
That It Happened, Too.

240
00:10:25,890 --> 00:10:27,391
Thank You For Calling.

241
00:10:27,391 --> 00:10:28,426
Yeah, Bye.

242
00:10:31,949 --> 00:10:34,941
Sammiches, Coming Up.

243
00:10:34,941 --> 00:10:36,734
Sammiches.

244
00:10:37,802 --> 00:10:39,403
Angela Henning
Just Called.

245
00:10:39,403 --> 00:10:41,439
While She And Her
Husband Were Out

246
00:10:41,439 --> 00:10:44,950
Her Daughter And Friends,
Our Daughter Included

247
00:10:44,950 --> 00:10:47,645
Played The Alphabet Game

248
00:10:47,645 --> 00:10:49,680
While Chug-A-Lugging Bourbon.

249
00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:52,947
It Seems Vanessa Was
Very Drunk When She Left.

250
00:10:52,947 --> 00:10:54,949
She Must Have Lost.

251
00:11:08,632 --> 00:11:09,900
Ah!

252
00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:13,471
We Didn't Know You
Brought Vanessa Home.

253
00:11:13,471 --> 00:11:17,675
Oh, That's Because You Guys
Were Enjoying The Movie So Much

254
00:11:17,675 --> 00:11:19,743
We Just Went Around Back.

255
00:11:19,743 --> 00:11:21,021
What Is That Aroma

256
00:11:21,021 --> 00:11:22,847
Coming From
Those Sheets?

257
00:11:22,847 --> 00:11:23,881
Huh?

258
00:11:23,881 --> 00:11:27,885
What Is The Aroma Coming
From The Sheets?

259
00:11:27,885 --> 00:11:29,620
Well, Um...

260
00:11:29,620 --> 00:11:32,023
On The Way Home,
Vanessa Got The Flu.

261
00:11:32,023 --> 00:11:34,758
She Was Gonna Throw Up
In The Car

262
00:11:34,758 --> 00:11:36,017
But She Didn't.

263
00:11:36,017 --> 00:11:38,662
When She Got Home,
She Just...

264
00:11:40,279 --> 00:11:43,279
If She Has The Flu
I Better Take A Look.

265
00:11:43,279 --> 00:11:45,619
No, Dad, I Already Checked Her.

266
00:11:45,619 --> 00:11:47,654
That's Your Sister
In There.

267
00:11:47,654 --> 00:11:49,727
But It's Also
Our Daughter.

268
00:11:49,727 --> 00:11:51,732
I'll Go Wash These Sheets.

269
00:11:51,732 --> 00:11:53,734
Why Don't You Do That?

270
00:12:01,535 --> 00:12:03,726
Daddy?

271
00:12:03,726 --> 00:12:04,731
Daddy...

272
00:12:04,731 --> 00:12:06,673
It's My Head.

273
00:12:06,673 --> 00:12:09,176
My Stomach.

274
00:12:09,176 --> 00:12:12,045
Can You Give Me Something?

275
00:12:14,728 --> 00:12:17,150
Nothing I Can Give You.

276
00:12:17,150 --> 00:12:18,729
There's No Cure.

277
00:12:18,729 --> 00:12:20,728
Oohhh...

278
00:12:21,729 --> 00:12:22,731
Vanessa?

279
00:12:24,191 --> 00:12:25,325
Vanessa?

280
00:12:26,660 --> 00:12:27,594
Vanessa?

281
00:12:29,329 --> 00:12:30,430
Uh.

282
00:12:38,729 --> 00:12:40,641
Vanessa?

283
00:12:40,641 --> 00:12:43,543
Vanessa, I'm Talking To You.

284
00:12:43,543 --> 00:12:45,379
Your Mother's
Talking To You.

285
00:12:48,732 --> 00:12:51,285
Vanessa, Mrs. Henning Called.

286
00:12:51,285 --> 00:12:54,688
We Know Everything
That Happened At Her House.

287
00:12:54,688 --> 00:12:56,731
Ooohh.

288
00:12:56,731 --> 00:12:58,659
We Won't Talk Punishment

289
00:12:58,659 --> 00:13:00,731
Because You're Learning
Your Lesson Right Now.

290
00:13:00,731 --> 00:13:02,731
Oh, Thank You.

291
00:13:12,039 --> 00:13:13,040
<I>(Slam)</I>

292
00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:14,541
Oh!

293
00:13:28,255 --> 00:13:29,189
Hi.

294
00:13:31,558 --> 00:13:34,328
What Are You Doing Here?

295
00:13:34,328 --> 00:13:36,732
I'm Eating A Bowl Of Cereal.

296
00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:39,132
You're Supposed To Be Out

297
00:13:39,132 --> 00:13:41,635
But You Keep Coming Back.

298
00:13:41,635 --> 00:13:44,037
You Don't Understand
What That Means.

299
00:13:44,037 --> 00:13:47,731
You Come Here, You Eat Cereal,
Pork Chops, Anything.

300
00:13:49,376 --> 00:13:52,212
You Hounded Us For Your
Own Apartment.

301
00:13:52,212 --> 00:13:54,728
Now That You Have It,
Why Are You Always Here?

302
00:13:54,728 --> 00:13:56,483
I'm Not Always Here.

303
00:13:56,483 --> 00:13:58,385
I Just Came To Visit.

304
00:13:58,385 --> 00:14:01,488
In That Case, Why Didn't
You Come See Us

305
00:14:01,488 --> 00:14:04,391
Before You Started
Eating Cereal?

306
00:14:05,732 --> 00:14:09,728
I Knew You Were On Your Way
To The Kitchen Eventually

307
00:14:09,728 --> 00:14:12,499
So I Figured We'd Meet Here.

308
00:14:12,499 --> 00:14:15,735
You Came Down Here
To Eat Our Cereal.

309
00:14:17,070 --> 00:14:19,606
Okay, We Ran Out.

310
00:14:19,606 --> 00:14:21,074
Right, Right.

311
00:14:21,074 --> 00:14:23,110
By The Way,
I Saw Vanessa.

312
00:14:23,110 --> 00:14:24,378
Oh, You Did.

313
00:14:24,378 --> 00:14:26,730
I Was Upstairs
In The Bathroom

314
00:14:26,730 --> 00:14:28,729
Taking A Shower.

315
00:14:31,385 --> 00:14:32,728
We Ran Out Of Soap.

316
00:14:34,421 --> 00:14:36,727
She Was Banging On The Door.

317
00:14:36,727 --> 00:14:39,092
She Said She Was
Really Sick.

318
00:14:39,092 --> 00:14:42,732
Vanessa And Her Friends
Got Drunk Last Night.

319
00:14:42,732 --> 00:14:44,498
Whoa.

320
00:14:44,498 --> 00:14:46,433
Vanessa Drunk?

321
00:14:46,433 --> 00:14:48,235
That's Pretty Severe.

322
00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:49,733
Took Us By Surprise, Too.

323
00:14:49,733 --> 00:14:52,734
I Never Thought She Would
Crack Under The Pressure.

324
00:14:52,734 --> 00:14:55,609
What Pressure?

325
00:14:55,609 --> 00:14:57,726
The Pressure Of Growing Up
In This Family.

326
00:15:00,147 --> 00:15:03,116
You Guys Don't Realize
What It's Like

327
00:15:03,116 --> 00:15:05,185
Being A Huxtable Child.

328
00:15:05,185 --> 00:15:08,121
Because Of What
You Have Achieved

329
00:15:08,121 --> 00:15:11,224
The World Expects More
From Us Than Other Kids.

330
00:15:11,224 --> 00:15:15,295
There's Nowhere Else
Left For Us To Go But Down.

331
00:15:19,299 --> 00:15:21,535
So That's Our Fault.

332
00:15:21,535 --> 00:15:23,036
Think About It, Dad.

333
00:15:23,036 --> 00:15:24,438
You're A Doctor.

334
00:15:24,438 --> 00:15:25,728
Mom's A Lawyer.

335
00:15:25,728 --> 00:15:27,728
That's A Lot Of Pressure.

336
00:15:27,728 --> 00:15:30,735
We've Never Said, "Son,
Become A Doctor Or Lawyer."

337
00:15:30,735 --> 00:15:32,734
We Said Go To School, Study

338
00:15:32,734 --> 00:15:34,214
Become What You Want.

339
00:15:34,214 --> 00:15:36,729
There You Go-- Pressure.

340
00:15:39,735 --> 00:15:41,688
Go To School.

341
00:15:41,688 --> 00:15:43,557
Become Something.

342
00:15:43,557 --> 00:15:45,735
That's A Lot Of Pressure, Mom.

343
00:15:47,527 --> 00:15:48,735
All My Friends See It.

344
00:15:48,735 --> 00:15:53,066
Theo, When Do You
Feel This Pressure?

345
00:15:56,670 --> 00:15:58,726
Every Now And Then.

346
00:15:58,726 --> 00:16:00,733
This Is Not About Pressure.

347
00:16:00,733 --> 00:16:03,726
Vanessa Got Drunk

348
00:16:03,726 --> 00:16:06,729
Because She And Her Friends
Were Bored.

349
00:16:06,729 --> 00:16:09,516
Although They Had Television,
Vcr Cassettes

350
00:16:09,516 --> 00:16:11,351
Audio Cassettes,
Books.

351
00:16:11,351 --> 00:16:12,728
And Each Other.

352
00:16:12,728 --> 00:16:15,455
They Call Each Other
Every Five Minutes

353
00:16:15,455 --> 00:16:16,733
When They're Away.

354
00:16:16,733 --> 00:16:18,729
Yet They Were
Bored Together.

355
00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:19,734
You See.

356
00:16:21,732 --> 00:16:25,733
So You See, Vanessa
Did Not Feel Pressure From Us.

357
00:16:25,733 --> 00:16:29,735
The Pressure She Felt Was
From The People She Was With.

358
00:16:32,105 --> 00:16:33,573
Okay, Mom.

359
00:16:33,573 --> 00:16:36,733
And To Show You
I'm An Open Minded Person

360
00:16:36,733 --> 00:16:39,646
I'm Going To Bring Up
What You Said

361
00:16:39,646 --> 00:16:42,482
In My Next Discussion
With The Guys About Pressure.

362
00:16:43,731 --> 00:16:46,253
Thank You Ever So Much.

363
00:16:54,728 --> 00:16:56,062
Hi, Mom.

364
00:16:56,062 --> 00:16:58,498
How Was School?

365
00:16:58,498 --> 00:17:00,066
Painful.

366
00:17:00,066 --> 00:17:02,435
I Wish You Hadn't
Made Me Go.

367
00:17:02,435 --> 00:17:03,731
I Felt Sick All Day.

368
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:08,542
Oh, I'm So Sorry
That Happened To You.

369
00:17:08,542 --> 00:17:10,734
Come Sit With Me
A Little While.

370
00:17:10,734 --> 00:17:12,726
I'd Really Like
To Go To Bed.

371
00:17:12,726 --> 00:17:13,727
No, Not Yet.

372
00:17:13,727 --> 00:17:15,727
Cliff, She's Here!

373
00:17:15,727 --> 00:17:20,253
Hey, Vanessa, You're
Just In Time.

374
00:17:23,657 --> 00:17:27,728
Just In Time To Play
The Alphabet Game With Us.

375
00:17:27,728 --> 00:17:29,729
Dad, You Can't.

376
00:17:29,729 --> 00:17:32,399
If You're Going To Play
The Alphabet Game

377
00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:35,468
We Want You To Be Good,
So You Don't Lose.

378
00:17:35,468 --> 00:17:36,670
I'm Playing, Too.

379
00:17:36,670 --> 00:17:37,437
You?

380
00:17:37,437 --> 00:17:41,374
Starting Her Out Young
So She'll Build Up.

381
00:17:41,374 --> 00:17:45,579
We Don't Want Her To Cave In
Under The "Pressure."

382
00:17:46,546 --> 00:17:47,733
I Still Feel Sick.

383
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,115
Don't Make Me.

384
00:17:49,115 --> 00:17:50,733
I Said I Would Never
Drink Again.

385
00:17:50,733 --> 00:17:52,726
I'll Start With Letter A.

386
00:17:52,726 --> 00:17:54,733
All Right, Hey.

387
00:17:54,733 --> 00:17:56,256
Altoona.

388
00:17:56,256 --> 00:17:58,391
Boston.

389
00:17:58,391 --> 00:17:59,735
Colorado.

390
00:17:59,735 --> 00:18:00,735
Stop.

391
00:18:00,735 --> 00:18:01,735
Hello?

392
00:18:01,735 --> 00:18:03,196
No Such City.

393
00:18:03,196 --> 00:18:04,726
Where Is The City
Named Colorado?

394
00:18:04,726 --> 00:18:06,333
Colorado, Wyoming.

395
00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:07,729
Go Get The Book.

396
00:18:07,729 --> 00:18:09,726
Don't
Try It.

397
00:18:09,726 --> 00:18:10,730
Colorado, Wyoming.

398
00:18:10,730 --> 00:18:12,105
You Better Chug-A-Lug.

399
00:18:12,105 --> 00:18:14,541
But I Said
There's A Colorado.

400
00:18:14,541 --> 00:18:16,729
Don't Be Shy,
Go On.

401
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,178
Goodness Gracious.

402
00:18:18,178 --> 00:18:19,312
Wow!

403
00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:22,730
You Did This
All Night Long, Huh?

404
00:18:25,732 --> 00:18:28,729
All Right, Boys,
Here They Come.

405
00:18:32,425 --> 00:18:33,733
Whoa!

406
00:18:33,733 --> 00:18:35,662
Hey!

407
00:18:35,662 --> 00:18:37,631
"D," Vanessa.

408
00:18:38,734 --> 00:18:40,467
Detroit.

409
00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:43,236
Uh, Uh, Um...

410
00:18:43,236 --> 00:18:46,273
No, You Don't
Uh, Uh, Um...

411
00:18:46,273 --> 00:18:48,730
No, That Was The First Syllable

412
00:18:48,730 --> 00:18:50,729
Of The Town Eatonville.

413
00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:54,047
When You Hesitates
Like That...

414
00:18:54,047 --> 00:18:56,216
There You Go.

415
00:18:56,216 --> 00:18:57,217
Chug-A-Lug,
Chug-A-Lug.

416
00:18:57,217 --> 00:18:59,286
Let It Not Be Said
That I Couldn't Play.

417
00:18:59,286 --> 00:19:00,732
♪ Chug-A-Lug, Chug-A-Lug. ♪

418
00:19:00,732 --> 00:19:03,390
Hit It, Big Momma.

419
00:19:03,390 --> 00:19:05,734
Whoa.

420
00:19:05,734 --> 00:19:07,735
Yes, Indeed.

421
00:19:07,735 --> 00:19:09,496
Ahem.

422
00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:11,464
Here We Go, "F."

423
00:19:11,464 --> 00:19:14,200
Fort Lauderdale.

424
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:15,731
Genoa.

425
00:19:15,731 --> 00:19:17,604
Houston.

426
00:19:17,604 --> 00:19:19,729
Iowa City.

427
00:19:19,729 --> 00:19:21,074
"J?"

428
00:19:21,074 --> 00:19:22,728
No, Ain't No "J."

429
00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:24,044
I Don't Know.

430
00:19:24,044 --> 00:19:26,279
The Little People
Count, Too.

431
00:19:26,279 --> 00:19:28,730
Dad, You Cannot
Make Rudy Drink.

432
00:19:28,730 --> 00:19:31,732
Take Your Hands
Off Me, Please.

433
00:19:31,732 --> 00:19:33,386
Dad, You Can't.

434
00:19:33,386 --> 00:19:34,731
Hey!

435
00:19:36,734 --> 00:19:39,729
Here You Go, Smarty.

436
00:19:45,298 --> 00:19:46,433
No, No, No.

437
00:19:46,433 --> 00:19:47,500
Eww.

438
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:49,336
No, You Lost.

439
00:19:49,336 --> 00:19:50,570
It's Nasty.

440
00:19:50,570 --> 00:19:51,638
You Lost.

441
00:19:51,638 --> 00:19:52,734
Look At Me.

442
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:54,407
Drink Her Down.

443
00:19:54,407 --> 00:19:55,575
Drink Her Down.

444
00:19:55,575 --> 00:19:57,477
Go On,
Hit It.

445
00:19:57,477 --> 00:19:58,733
Go On.

446
00:19:58,733 --> 00:20:00,513
Go, Rudy.

447
00:20:00,513 --> 00:20:01,648
All Right.

448
00:20:01,648 --> 00:20:04,684
What You Gonna Do,
Chug-A-Lug, Chug-A-Lug?

449
00:20:04,684 --> 00:20:05,730
All Right, You.

450
00:20:05,730 --> 00:20:06,731
Uh, "B?"

451
00:20:06,731 --> 00:20:07,731
"K."

452
00:20:07,731 --> 00:20:09,155
"K," Kenosha.

453
00:20:09,155 --> 00:20:10,457
"L..."

454
00:20:10,457 --> 00:20:11,558
No, "L."

455
00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:13,326
Why Can't I Get "L?"

456
00:20:13,326 --> 00:20:14,727
I Don't Know.

457
00:20:14,727 --> 00:20:18,730
But You're In A "L"
Of A Jam Now.

458
00:20:23,731 --> 00:20:25,727
I Tell You What.

459
00:20:25,727 --> 00:20:29,576
The Person Who Loses
Every Fourth Time

460
00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:32,579
Has To Drink
Four Drinks.

461
00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:34,047
There You Go.

462
00:20:34,047 --> 00:20:35,728
Four Shots?

463
00:20:35,728 --> 00:20:37,384
Four Shots.

464
00:20:37,384 --> 00:20:38,730
That's The Bonus.

465
00:20:38,730 --> 00:20:40,353
Drink Her Down.

466
00:20:40,353 --> 00:20:41,454
Drink Her Down.

467
00:20:41,454 --> 00:20:43,356
Dad, Look,
I Promise.

468
00:20:43,356 --> 00:20:45,458
I Will Never Drink Again.

469
00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:46,728
You Are Stalling.

470
00:20:46,728 --> 00:20:49,730
Come On, Chug-A-Lug
Like Last Night.

471
00:20:50,730 --> 00:20:52,532
Chug-A-Lug, Chug-A-Lug.

472
00:20:52,532 --> 00:20:54,334
Chug-A-Lug, Chug-A-Lug.

473
00:20:54,334 --> 00:20:56,102
All:
Chug-A-Lug, Chug-A-Lug.

474
00:20:56,102 --> 00:20:57,731
Chug-A-Lug, Chug-A-Lug.

475
00:20:57,731 --> 00:20:59,731
Chug-A-Lug, Chug-A-Lug.

476
00:20:59,731 --> 00:21:01,728
Chug-A-Lug, Chug-A-Lug.

477
00:21:02,733 --> 00:21:04,644
All Right!

478
00:21:04,644 --> 00:21:07,647
Hey, All Right!

479
00:21:08,731 --> 00:21:10,049
This Is Tea.

480
00:21:11,726 --> 00:21:14,154
All:
Ha, Ha, Got You!