1 00:01:04,432 --> 00:01:05,856 There You Go. 2 00:01:05,856 --> 00:01:07,158 That's Right. 3 00:01:07,158 --> 00:01:08,759 They've Been Teaching Him 4 00:01:08,759 --> 00:01:10,438 At Medical School. 5 00:01:10,438 --> 00:01:11,896 Howard, Cut Left. 6 00:01:13,364 --> 00:01:15,199 Cut Right. 7 00:01:15,199 --> 00:01:17,234 Low Post. 8 00:01:17,234 --> 00:01:18,432 High Post. 9 00:01:18,432 --> 00:01:19,432 Got Him? 10 00:01:19,432 --> 00:01:21,105 All Right, Get Him. 11 00:01:21,105 --> 00:01:22,433 Yes! 12 00:01:22,433 --> 00:01:23,435 Foul! 13 00:01:23,435 --> 00:01:25,109 Foul? 14 00:01:25,109 --> 00:01:26,877 You Ran Into The Wall. 15 00:01:26,877 --> 00:01:28,045 That's Stupidity. 16 00:01:28,045 --> 00:01:29,435 That's A Foul. 17 00:01:29,435 --> 00:01:30,981 Is There Blood? 18 00:01:30,981 --> 00:01:32,435 No Blood, No Foul. 19 00:01:36,439 --> 00:01:39,790 Fellas, Can I Talk To You For A Second? 20 00:01:39,790 --> 00:01:41,926 Meet A Living Legend Here. 21 00:01:41,926 --> 00:01:44,434 Cliff, Don't Do That To Me. 22 00:01:44,434 --> 00:01:46,432 Coach Bill Berry From Philadelphia. 23 00:01:46,432 --> 00:01:48,432 When I Played In The City League 24 00:01:48,432 --> 00:01:49,734 This Was My Coach. 25 00:01:49,734 --> 00:01:51,068 Mr. Berry. 26 00:01:51,068 --> 00:01:53,137 Dad's Talked About You For Years. 27 00:01:53,137 --> 00:01:55,206 I've Seen Some Impressive Moves Out Here. 28 00:01:55,206 --> 00:01:57,432 Pay Attention To What He Says. 29 00:01:57,432 --> 00:01:59,441 He's Helped A Lot Of Hoodlums Like Yourselves. 30 00:01:59,441 --> 00:02:02,213 Dad Was On Coach Berry's Team 31 00:02:02,213 --> 00:02:04,433 When They Won The Championship. 32 00:02:04,433 --> 00:02:06,432 Dad Scored The Winning Basket. 33 00:02:06,432 --> 00:02:07,885 He Told You That? 34 00:02:07,885 --> 00:02:09,053 Yeah. 35 00:02:09,053 --> 00:02:11,432 He Did Play In The Game 36 00:02:11,432 --> 00:02:14,091 But When The Winning Shot Was Made 37 00:02:14,091 --> 00:02:16,127 He Was On The Bench. 38 00:02:17,432 --> 00:02:20,441 I Made The Shot From The Bench? 39 00:02:20,441 --> 00:02:22,435 Dr. Huxtable, Play With Us. 40 00:02:22,435 --> 00:02:25,736 Show Your Old Coach Some Of Your Moves. 41 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:29,173 Come On, Dad, Play. 42 00:02:29,173 --> 00:02:31,842 No, I Didn't Bring Coach Berry Here 43 00:02:31,842 --> 00:02:33,744 To Watch Me Play Basketball. 44 00:02:33,744 --> 00:02:35,746 I'd Love To See You Play. 45 00:02:35,746 --> 00:02:38,015 You Know You Want To Do It. 46 00:02:38,015 --> 00:02:40,434 We'll Take It Real Easy On You. 47 00:02:40,434 --> 00:02:41,437 Yeah, Pop. 48 00:02:41,437 --> 00:02:42,787 Come On... Grandpa. 49 00:02:44,432 --> 00:02:46,290 You'll Never Get Him To Play. 50 00:02:46,290 --> 00:02:47,391 Why Not? 51 00:02:47,391 --> 00:02:49,439 Because He Played In A Game Recently. 52 00:02:49,439 --> 00:02:51,434 It Soured Him On Basketball. 53 00:02:51,434 --> 00:02:54,437 What Could Have Possibly Soured You On Basketball? 54 00:02:54,437 --> 00:02:55,766 Well, Nothing. 55 00:02:55,766 --> 00:02:57,437 It's Just That It's Cold Out. 56 00:02:59,103 --> 00:03:01,105 I'll Buy You A Cup Of Tea. 57 00:03:01,105 --> 00:03:03,174 I'll Tell The Fellas. 58 00:03:03,174 --> 00:03:04,439 You'll Tell Them Nothing. 59 00:03:04,439 --> 00:03:06,177 Our Ball. 60 00:03:06,177 --> 00:03:07,745 There You Go. 61 00:03:12,750 --> 00:03:14,752 Wait A Minute, Coach. 62 00:03:14,752 --> 00:03:18,289 I Thought I Scored The Winning Basket 63 00:03:18,289 --> 00:03:20,891 In The Championship Game. 64 00:03:20,891 --> 00:03:23,961 Cliff, We Were Behind By One Point 65 00:03:23,961 --> 00:03:25,896 With Ten Seconds To Go. 66 00:03:25,896 --> 00:03:30,234 I Would Never Put You In The Game In That Situation. 67 00:03:30,234 --> 00:03:36,440 But Why Is It That I Remember Making The Winning Basket? 68 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:37,439 You Did. 69 00:03:37,439 --> 00:03:38,909 I Did? 70 00:03:38,909 --> 00:03:41,433 Before I Sat You On The Bench 71 00:03:41,433 --> 00:03:45,149 You Had Gotten The Rebound And Fell On Your Face Hard. 72 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:48,752 The Ball Hit The Floor 73 00:03:48,752 --> 00:03:51,789 Bounced Up And Went Into The Other Team's Basket. 74 00:03:53,433 --> 00:03:57,127 The Other Team Came Over And Shook Your Hand! 75 00:03:57,127 --> 00:04:01,832 How Could You Be So Old And Remember All That? 76 00:04:02,967 --> 00:04:05,069 Whoo! These Young Guys. 77 00:04:05,069 --> 00:04:07,371 Can't Keep Up With Them. 78 00:04:07,371 --> 00:04:10,941 I Don't Even Want To Hear About It. 79 00:04:10,941 --> 00:04:13,440 You're 24 Years Old. 80 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:16,438 Playing With 18-Year-Olds Is Rough. 81 00:04:16,438 --> 00:04:20,951 An 18-Year-Old And A 24-Year-Old-- The Same Age. 82 00:04:20,951 --> 00:04:22,441 Your Lungs Are Pink 83 00:04:22,441 --> 00:04:24,436 Your Arteries Are Pumping 84 00:04:24,436 --> 00:04:26,257 Heart Is Pumping 85 00:04:26,257 --> 00:04:29,793 And You Have An Abundance Of Saliva. 86 00:04:29,793 --> 00:04:31,962 I Need To Sit Down. 87 00:04:31,962 --> 00:04:36,437 I Feel Bad That Those Guys Were Ribbing You Like That. 88 00:04:36,437 --> 00:04:39,203 What Soured You On Basketball? 89 00:04:39,203 --> 00:04:40,738 You Can Tell Me. 90 00:04:40,738 --> 00:04:43,741 It Won't Go Any Further Than This Room. 91 00:04:43,741 --> 00:04:44,875 Zip The Lip. 92 00:04:44,875 --> 00:04:48,432 Nothing Soured Me, Per Se, On Basketball. 93 00:04:48,432 --> 00:04:51,815 I Just Don't Want To Play It Anymore. 94 00:04:51,815 --> 00:04:53,884 Don't You Want To Share It 95 00:04:53,884 --> 00:04:55,920 With Someone Who Could Understand? 96 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:57,254 Nothing Happened! 97 00:04:57,254 --> 00:04:58,756 Get Out Of Here! 98 00:04:58,756 --> 00:05:01,892 Go Play Some Basketball Until You Get My Age. 99 00:05:03,434 --> 00:05:05,129 Okay, I'm Going. 100 00:05:05,129 --> 00:05:09,133 If You Want To Talk, You Know Where I Am. 101 00:05:09,133 --> 00:05:10,234 Anytime. 102 00:05:15,439 --> 00:05:18,432 Now That He's Gone 103 00:05:18,432 --> 00:05:21,312 What Did Sour You On Basketball? 104 00:05:21,312 --> 00:05:22,947 Your Face. 105 00:05:37,828 --> 00:05:39,363 Hey. 106 00:05:39,363 --> 00:05:40,864 Dad, This Book Is Great. 107 00:05:40,864 --> 00:05:43,432 It Has Pictures Of You Playing Ball 108 00:05:43,432 --> 00:05:44,437 When You Were Young. 109 00:05:44,437 --> 00:05:46,170 You've Never Showed This To Us. 110 00:05:46,170 --> 00:05:48,436 I've Never Showed It To You? 111 00:05:48,436 --> 00:05:52,432 I've Had This Book Out A Hundred Times. 112 00:05:52,432 --> 00:05:55,433 I've Said To Every Child In The House 113 00:05:55,433 --> 00:05:56,880 "Look At Dad. 114 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:59,049 "Here's Some Old Pictures Of Dad 115 00:05:59,049 --> 00:06:00,751 Playing Basketball And Football." 116 00:06:00,751 --> 00:06:02,441 "Oh, We Got To Go." 117 00:06:02,441 --> 00:06:04,433 It Was On That Table. 118 00:06:04,433 --> 00:06:07,391 You Put Your Drinks On Top Of It. 119 00:06:07,391 --> 00:06:08,892 Sorry, Dad. 120 00:06:08,892 --> 00:06:12,436 Ooh, Is This You, Dad-- Number 7? 121 00:06:14,331 --> 00:06:16,439 (Smugly:) Ye-E-A-Ah. 122 00:06:16,439 --> 00:06:19,440 You Were Pretty Good Looking Back Then. 123 00:06:26,043 --> 00:06:27,432 You Had Big Ears. 124 00:06:28,846 --> 00:06:30,881 It's The Haircut, Dear. 125 00:06:30,881 --> 00:06:32,916 No, It's Not The Haircut. 126 00:06:32,916 --> 00:06:34,432 You Had Big Ears. 127 00:06:36,086 --> 00:06:39,923 Did Your Ears Get Smaller As You Got Older? 128 00:06:39,923 --> 00:06:42,226 Take Your Hands Off My Ear, Please. 129 00:06:42,226 --> 00:06:45,062 Well, I Guess Your Head Got Bigger. 130 00:06:49,099 --> 00:06:51,902 Ooh, I Like This Picture Of Number 10. 131 00:06:51,902 --> 00:06:53,435 He Has Fine Legs. 132 00:06:53,435 --> 00:06:55,437 Mm-Hmm. Nice Ears, Too. 133 00:06:57,274 --> 00:07:00,210 I'd Play In A Game With Him Anytime. 134 00:07:00,210 --> 00:07:01,311 Yeah. 135 00:07:02,346 --> 00:07:05,115 Vanessa, This Man Is 52 Years Old Now. 136 00:07:05,115 --> 00:07:07,384 Turn The Page. 137 00:07:09,219 --> 00:07:12,434 Hey, I Like This Picture Even Better. 138 00:07:12,434 --> 00:07:14,435 This Is Your Father. 139 00:07:14,435 --> 00:07:18,028 We're Playing Street Football In Front Of The House. 140 00:07:18,028 --> 00:07:20,197 How Come We Can't Play In The Street? 141 00:07:21,265 --> 00:07:22,366 Ah... 142 00:07:22,366 --> 00:07:24,001 I'm Waiting. 143 00:07:24,001 --> 00:07:27,438 This Is In The '50s, See-- 144 00:07:27,438 --> 00:07:31,875 In 1950-Something-Or-Other-- 145 00:07:31,875 --> 00:07:36,313 And There Were No Cars At That Time. 146 00:07:38,315 --> 00:07:41,251 In The 1950s, There Were Cars. 147 00:07:41,251 --> 00:07:43,253 As A Matter Of Fact 148 00:07:43,253 --> 00:07:46,390 There Was A Russian Satellite Named Sputnik. 149 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:49,827 That Is Absolutely Correct. 150 00:07:49,827 --> 00:07:52,096 And You Know What? 151 00:07:52,096 --> 00:07:54,131 The Sputnik... 152 00:07:54,131 --> 00:07:57,067 Uh, Came Down. 153 00:07:58,432 --> 00:07:59,441 And They Said 154 00:07:59,441 --> 00:08:03,439 "What If Sputnik Came Down And Exploded? 155 00:08:03,439 --> 00:08:08,045 "There Would Be Pieces Of It All Over The Place 156 00:08:08,045 --> 00:08:11,439 And Would Probably Hurt Little Boys Playing Football." 157 00:08:11,439 --> 00:08:15,085 So They Took All The Children Off The Street 158 00:08:15,085 --> 00:08:16,435 From That Point On. 159 00:08:18,434 --> 00:08:21,258 Clair, You Have A Lovely Home. 160 00:08:21,258 --> 00:08:22,926 Thank You, Mrs. Berry. 161 00:08:22,926 --> 00:08:25,262 Bill, Clair Has A Videotape 162 00:08:25,262 --> 00:08:29,435 Of A Game That Cliff Played In Just Last Month. 163 00:08:29,435 --> 00:08:32,169 Dad Doesn't Want Anyone To See That. 164 00:08:32,169 --> 00:08:33,837 He Was Out Of Shape. 165 00:08:33,837 --> 00:08:36,240 I Don't Mind Rolling The Tape 166 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:38,242 But Dinner Is So Close 167 00:08:38,242 --> 00:08:39,743 We Should Go Eat. 168 00:08:39,743 --> 00:08:41,078 We Have Time. 169 00:08:41,078 --> 00:08:42,212 Show The Tape. 170 00:08:42,212 --> 00:08:44,114 I Want To See "The Hammer." 171 00:08:44,114 --> 00:08:45,437 Yes, "The Hammer." 172 00:08:45,437 --> 00:08:48,085 That's What They Called Your Father 173 00:08:48,085 --> 00:08:50,087 Because When He Fouled Someone 174 00:08:50,087 --> 00:08:51,432 They Stayed Fouled. 175 00:08:52,433 --> 00:08:56,360 Your Father's Nickname Should Have Been "The Stomach." 176 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:58,362 My Husband, Bill 177 00:08:58,362 --> 00:09:01,198 Would Bring The Boys After The Game 178 00:09:01,198 --> 00:09:03,167 And I Had Food Ready. 179 00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:05,736 Cliff Out-Ate The Entire Team. 180 00:09:05,736 --> 00:09:07,971 That's Why 181 00:09:07,971 --> 00:09:10,841 We Never Had Children Of Our Own. 182 00:09:10,841 --> 00:09:13,441 After Cliff, We Couldn't Afford To Feed Them. 183 00:09:13,441 --> 00:09:13,873 No, Let Me Tell You Something On Your Husband. 184 00:09:13,873 --> 00:09:17,211 All That Talk About Food Has Made Me Hungry. 185 00:09:17,211 --> 00:09:18,579 You're Not Hungry. 186 00:09:18,579 --> 00:09:21,649 You Don't Want Us To See This Tape. 187 00:09:21,649 --> 00:09:23,617 What Tape Is This? 188 00:09:23,617 --> 00:09:25,252 A Group Of Doctors 189 00:09:25,252 --> 00:09:28,822 Challenged Some Lab Technicians To A Game Of Basketball. 190 00:09:28,822 --> 00:09:30,724 The Doctors Were Cliff's Age. 191 00:09:30,724 --> 00:09:32,866 The Lab Technicians Were 20 Years Younger 192 00:09:32,866 --> 00:09:33,870 And All Women. 193 00:09:33,870 --> 00:09:35,763 You Played Women? 194 00:09:35,763 --> 00:09:36,873 It's Right Here. 195 00:09:36,873 --> 00:09:38,871 I Can Just Put The... 196 00:09:38,871 --> 00:09:40,875 It's Not Necessary To Play That. 197 00:09:40,875 --> 00:09:44,405 Dad... Take It Like A Man. 198 00:09:44,405 --> 00:09:46,875 Go Outside And Play With Sputnik. 199 00:09:59,275 --> 00:10:02,511 Listen, I'm Not Going To Run This Whole Thing 200 00:10:02,511 --> 00:10:04,654 Because We're Going To Have Dinner 201 00:10:04,654 --> 00:10:06,654 So I'll Fast-Forward The Thing... 202 00:10:06,654 --> 00:10:07,984 I'll Take This. 203 00:10:07,984 --> 00:10:09,151 I'll Be Fair. 204 00:10:09,151 --> 00:10:10,052 Who Made It? 205 00:10:10,052 --> 00:10:12,488 The Audio-Visual Department At The Hospital. 206 00:10:12,488 --> 00:10:15,324 Cliff Offered Them $100 To Burn The Tape. 207 00:10:17,393 --> 00:10:20,162 Okay, Here We Have The Men Warming Up. 208 00:10:20,162 --> 00:10:21,654 Vanessa: All Right, Dad! 209 00:10:21,654 --> 00:10:24,600 Coach: Looking Pretty Good There, Cliff. 210 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:27,210 It's The Old "Hammer" Moves Coming Back. 211 00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:29,542 Clair: Here Comes The Other Team. 212 00:10:29,542 --> 00:10:32,111 All: Ohhh! 213 00:10:32,111 --> 00:10:34,217 Clair: All Women. 214 00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:36,082 Look At The Men's Faces 215 00:10:36,082 --> 00:10:38,208 When They See The Other Team 216 00:10:38,208 --> 00:10:40,620 Knowing They Have Already Won The Game. 217 00:10:40,620 --> 00:10:43,216 But The Doctors Had Their Shining Moments. 218 00:10:43,216 --> 00:10:45,208 Cliff: Ball Practice. 219 00:10:45,208 --> 00:10:49,215 Zap, Bap, Boom, Zonk, To... 220 00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:50,997 All Right. 221 00:10:50,997 --> 00:10:53,213 All Right! 222 00:10:53,213 --> 00:10:54,901 Nice Teamwork There, Cliff. 223 00:10:54,901 --> 00:10:57,217 No, I Never Touched The Ball. 224 00:10:57,217 --> 00:10:59,105 They Used You Like I Did. 225 00:11:00,217 --> 00:11:02,008 Take A Look At This. 226 00:11:05,216 --> 00:11:07,208 All Right, Wali. 227 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:08,648 Vanessa: Go, Dad! 228 00:11:08,648 --> 00:11:10,208 There You Go! 229 00:11:10,208 --> 00:11:11,584 And All Right! 230 00:11:11,584 --> 00:11:14,215 Dad, You Missed The Shot. 231 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:15,688 It Wasn't A Shot. 232 00:11:15,688 --> 00:11:17,824 You Don't Know Anything About Basketball. 233 00:11:17,824 --> 00:11:18,891 That Was A Pass. 234 00:11:18,891 --> 00:11:20,208 Oh, Cliff, Please. 235 00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:21,861 Back The Thing Up, Please. 236 00:11:21,861 --> 00:11:24,163 Now Run It Forward. 237 00:11:24,163 --> 00:11:25,732 I See The Man Cut. 238 00:11:25,732 --> 00:11:27,734 I Make The Pass On The Backboard... 239 00:11:27,734 --> 00:11:29,214 Follow Up... Bam! 240 00:11:29,214 --> 00:11:30,870 Looks Like A Shot. 241 00:11:32,171 --> 00:11:34,974 Let's Go To Your Dad's Great Moments. 242 00:11:34,974 --> 00:11:36,509 There I Am. 243 00:11:36,509 --> 00:11:38,208 All Right. 244 00:11:38,208 --> 00:11:39,512 Here I Go... Zom! 245 00:11:39,512 --> 00:11:41,275 Awww. 246 00:11:41,275 --> 00:11:42,767 Do Me A Favor. 247 00:11:42,767 --> 00:11:44,273 Are There Any Good Moments? 248 00:11:44,273 --> 00:11:45,903 I Thought That Was One. 249 00:11:45,903 --> 00:11:47,273 Let's Try This One. 250 00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:50,550 All Right, Check Me Out. 251 00:11:50,550 --> 00:11:54,024 I Still Have It, Still Have It... 252 00:11:54,024 --> 00:11:55,191 There You Go. 253 00:11:55,191 --> 00:11:56,493 Kids: Yeah! 254 00:11:56,493 --> 00:12:00,292 Clair: Now... Showboat! 255 00:12:00,292 --> 00:12:01,414 Coach: That's Okay. 256 00:12:01,414 --> 00:12:04,414 Whenever Cliff Got A Basket, We All Celebrated. 257 00:12:04,414 --> 00:12:06,409 He Had Some Great Moments. 258 00:12:06,409 --> 00:12:08,734 They Didn't Last Very Long. 259 00:12:08,734 --> 00:12:10,302 Now Watch The Pass. 260 00:12:10,302 --> 00:12:11,737 Look At That. 261 00:12:11,737 --> 00:12:13,409 Didn't Have To Slow Down. 262 00:12:13,409 --> 00:12:14,409 Right In There. 263 00:12:14,409 --> 00:12:15,418 Great Pass! 264 00:12:15,418 --> 00:12:17,976 The Passing Drill Paid Off. 265 00:12:17,976 --> 00:12:19,409 Moving Ahead Here... 266 00:12:19,409 --> 00:12:21,079 Please. 267 00:12:25,415 --> 00:12:27,352 Rebound... Going Down... 268 00:12:27,352 --> 00:12:28,409 Here He Comes. 269 00:12:28,409 --> 00:12:30,410 Vanessa: Dad, Dad! 270 00:12:30,410 --> 00:12:35,294 Nah, Somebody Moved The Basket On Me. 271 00:12:36,295 --> 00:12:38,730 After That Shot, The Team Put Cliff 272 00:12:38,730 --> 00:12:41,412 Where They Thought He'd Be Most Useful. 273 00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:44,269 Come On... 274 00:12:44,269 --> 00:12:45,413 I'm Taking A Rest! 275 00:12:45,413 --> 00:12:47,205 Clair: Come On Now. 276 00:12:47,205 --> 00:12:48,740 Can We Go To Dinner? 277 00:12:48,740 --> 00:12:50,842 The Best Is Yet To Come. 278 00:12:50,842 --> 00:12:52,409 The Women Are Fierce. 279 00:12:52,409 --> 00:12:54,313 Yes... Yes! 280 00:12:54,313 --> 00:12:55,948 Ooh! Ooh! 281 00:12:55,948 --> 00:12:57,415 Yes! Yes! 282 00:12:57,415 --> 00:12:58,717 Spectacular Play. 283 00:12:58,717 --> 00:13:01,219 I'd Like To Coach This Team. 284 00:13:01,219 --> 00:13:03,021 You Can Go Home Now. 285 00:13:04,410 --> 00:13:07,414 Sometimes It Looked Like Cliff Was Playing For The Women. 286 00:13:07,414 --> 00:13:09,061 Coach: Uh-Oh. 287 00:13:09,061 --> 00:13:11,129 Clair: Just Give Her The Ball. 288 00:13:11,129 --> 00:13:12,798 I Couldn't See Her. 289 00:13:12,798 --> 00:13:14,866 Wait A Minute. 290 00:13:14,866 --> 00:13:18,409 How Tall Was She That You Couldn't Block That Shot? 291 00:13:18,409 --> 00:13:19,412 4'1" Or Something. 292 00:13:19,412 --> 00:13:21,073 I Was Trying To Guard... 293 00:13:21,073 --> 00:13:22,409 Watch What Happens 294 00:13:22,409 --> 00:13:25,978 At The Sound Of The Buzzer In The First Half. 295 00:13:28,213 --> 00:13:29,147 Cliff! 296 00:13:29,147 --> 00:13:30,416 She Was In My Way. 297 00:13:30,416 --> 00:13:32,409 She Wasn't In Your Way. 298 00:13:32,409 --> 00:13:34,853 Clair, Show It Again In Slow Motion. 299 00:13:34,853 --> 00:13:36,054 Yes, Ma'am. 300 00:13:36,054 --> 00:13:37,289 You Don't Have To... 301 00:13:37,289 --> 00:13:38,724 Here We Go. 302 00:13:40,409 --> 00:13:43,929 Mrs. Berry: See? You Pushed That Child! 303 00:13:43,929 --> 00:13:45,063 You Should Have Heard 304 00:13:45,063 --> 00:13:48,166 The Nasty Things She Said About My Wife. 305 00:13:48,166 --> 00:13:50,736 Now... We Will Move Ahead. 306 00:13:50,736 --> 00:13:53,205 Please. 307 00:14:02,806 --> 00:14:05,609 She Made The Layup With The Wrong Hand. 308 00:14:05,609 --> 00:14:07,544 Oh, Well. 309 00:14:07,544 --> 00:14:10,126 I'll Mercifully Push Forward To The Fourth Quarter. 310 00:14:10,126 --> 00:14:14,051 I Want You To See The Shape The Men Were In. 311 00:14:14,051 --> 00:14:16,119 Now Can You Tell Me... 312 00:14:16,119 --> 00:14:19,990 Is The Man Playing Offense, Defense... 313 00:14:19,990 --> 00:14:22,426 Or Is He On A Five-Minute Break? 314 00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:23,761 Or Does He Care? 315 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:28,119 The Audio-Visual Department Strung Some Shots Together 316 00:14:28,119 --> 00:14:31,128 So We Can See The Last Three Minutes. 317 00:14:31,128 --> 00:14:33,128 Ooh! 318 00:14:33,128 --> 00:14:35,539 Yes! 319 00:14:35,539 --> 00:14:37,574 Rudy: Wipe Out! 320 00:14:37,574 --> 00:14:39,743 Coach: Grasshoppers. 321 00:14:39,743 --> 00:14:41,879 Cliff: This Is Not Fair. 322 00:14:41,879 --> 00:14:43,947 It Looks Like We Never Shot. 323 00:14:43,947 --> 00:14:45,949 Clair: You Didn't. 324 00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:51,755 The Men Are Frustrated... 325 00:14:51,755 --> 00:14:54,119 Especially "The Hammer." 326 00:14:55,692 --> 00:14:58,119 Clair: All Right. 327 00:15:01,598 --> 00:15:03,119 Jump Ball! 328 00:15:07,438 --> 00:15:09,440 Mrs. Berry: You Deserved That, Cliff. 329 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:11,442 I'll Spare You The Final Score. 330 00:15:11,442 --> 00:15:12,543 Let's Eat. 331 00:15:12,543 --> 00:15:13,544 Yes! 332 00:15:13,544 --> 00:15:15,446 Yay! 333 00:15:18,124 --> 00:15:20,119 I Really Enjoyed That Tape. 334 00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:22,124 You Should Be Proud Of Yourself. 335 00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,522 As Usual, You Gave 110% Of Yourself. 336 00:15:25,522 --> 00:15:26,757 Thank You, Coach. 337 00:15:26,757 --> 00:15:28,859 I Owe It All To You. 338 00:15:28,859 --> 00:15:31,428 I Worked With What God Gave You. 339 00:15:31,428 --> 00:15:33,964 God Wanted You To Be A Doctor. 340 00:15:35,122 --> 00:15:37,119 Oh, Come On. 341 00:15:44,441 --> 00:15:46,119 (Sigh) 342 00:15:48,123 --> 00:15:50,447 Hee-Hee. 343 00:15:50,447 --> 00:15:54,122 Well, Good Night, Dear. 344 00:15:54,122 --> 00:15:56,119 Good Night? 345 00:15:56,119 --> 00:15:58,119 I'm Not Tired. 346 00:15:59,823 --> 00:16:04,061 Well, Why Don't You Get A Paper Or Something? 347 00:16:04,061 --> 00:16:08,899 Getting The Paper Was Not What I Had In Mind. 348 00:16:08,899 --> 00:16:14,438 I'm Still Thinking About How Bad I Looked In That Tape. 349 00:16:14,438 --> 00:16:17,841 Don't Be Depressed Because Some Women Beat You. 350 00:16:17,841 --> 00:16:19,943 It Isn't Losing To Women. 351 00:16:19,943 --> 00:16:21,945 It's Just That... 352 00:16:21,945 --> 00:16:24,781 To Think About Myself... 353 00:16:24,781 --> 00:16:31,588 At Age 16, Running Up And Down The Court... 354 00:16:31,588 --> 00:16:37,119 And Then To See Myself At 51... 355 00:16:37,119 --> 00:16:40,597 Not Running... 356 00:16:40,597 --> 00:16:43,534 Up And Down The Court. 357 00:16:43,534 --> 00:16:47,771 But Thinking Back To That 16-Year-Old Boy... 358 00:16:47,771 --> 00:16:50,774 Uh, He Was A Heck Of A Boy. 359 00:16:50,774 --> 00:16:52,119 Yes, He Was. 360 00:16:52,119 --> 00:16:54,978 I Saw You At 16. 361 00:16:54,978 --> 00:16:57,125 You Were Something To Behold. 362 00:16:57,125 --> 00:16:59,128 I'm Telling You 363 00:16:59,128 --> 00:17:02,519 I Had Set Everything In My Mind 364 00:17:02,519 --> 00:17:04,124 At Age 51 365 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:07,119 That I Wasn't Going To Jump. 366 00:17:07,119 --> 00:17:11,762 And You Saw When I Made That Layup 367 00:17:11,762 --> 00:17:14,119 I Was Only This High. 368 00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:17,434 But I Made A Mistake After I Made The Basket 369 00:17:17,434 --> 00:17:21,119 And I Ran Down Court Real Fast. 370 00:17:21,119 --> 00:17:24,775 When I Got To The Other End, And I Stopped 371 00:17:24,775 --> 00:17:27,945 My Body, My Lungs, My Legs Said 372 00:17:27,945 --> 00:17:29,746 "What Are You Doing?" 373 00:17:29,746 --> 00:17:31,882 I Stood There And... 374 00:17:31,882 --> 00:17:34,126 The Woman Stole The Ball From Me. 375 00:17:34,126 --> 00:17:37,754 Ordinarily, If You Stole A Ball From "The Hammer" 376 00:17:37,754 --> 00:17:41,126 "The Hammer" Would Chase You All The Way Down. 377 00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:44,428 Even If You Were Ahead And Going Up 378 00:17:44,428 --> 00:17:47,119 "The Hammer" Would Catch You 379 00:17:47,119 --> 00:17:50,667 And Foul You In A Way That You Would Never-- 380 00:17:50,667 --> 00:17:53,770 Even If You Took The Ball From "The Hammer"-- 381 00:17:53,770 --> 00:17:55,539 You Would Give It Back. 382 00:17:55,539 --> 00:17:57,127 That's Right. 383 00:17:57,127 --> 00:18:00,119 That Woman Took That Ball Away From Me 384 00:18:00,119 --> 00:18:02,119 And I Was So Tired. 385 00:18:02,119 --> 00:18:05,449 I Stood There And Just Watched Her Dribble Down. 386 00:18:05,449 --> 00:18:07,119 She Made The Basket. 387 00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:10,754 You Know What I Said To Justify It? 388 00:18:10,754 --> 00:18:12,589 "Ain't Nothing But Two Points." 389 00:18:15,792 --> 00:18:17,125 I'll Tell You... 390 00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:20,119 You Saw Me When I Was 16. 391 00:18:20,119 --> 00:18:24,119 You Know What That 16-Year-Old Boy Was Like-- 392 00:18:24,119 --> 00:18:25,802 "The Hammer." 393 00:18:25,802 --> 00:18:27,126 You Were "The Hammer." 394 00:18:27,126 --> 00:18:28,672 Yes. 395 00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:31,441 My Favorite Game I Ever Saw You Play 396 00:18:31,441 --> 00:18:33,777 Was Against The Mount Ari Badgers. 397 00:18:33,777 --> 00:18:34,778 Yeah, Yeah. 398 00:18:34,778 --> 00:18:36,546 You Remember That? 399 00:18:36,546 --> 00:18:38,915 Bunky Rose And All Those Guys. 400 00:18:38,915 --> 00:18:41,985 Bunky Stole The Ball From T. Paul Hamm. 401 00:18:41,985 --> 00:18:45,622 Sonny Hill Stole It From Him, You Stole It From Sonny 402 00:18:45,622 --> 00:18:47,724 Claude Grosso Stole It From You. 403 00:18:49,860 --> 00:18:52,429 You Got Up And You Were Mad. 404 00:18:52,429 --> 00:18:56,119 You Walked Over And Took The Ball From Philip Howe 405 00:18:56,119 --> 00:18:57,768 Who Was Standing There. 406 00:18:57,768 --> 00:19:01,125 To This Day We Do Not Know What Philip Was Doing. 407 00:19:01,125 --> 00:19:03,940 He Was Known To Sleep Just Standing Up. 408 00:19:05,119 --> 00:19:07,120 And You Started To Dribble... 409 00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:07,978 Look Out. 410 00:19:07,978 --> 00:19:08,879 Down The Court... 411 00:19:08,879 --> 00:19:09,780 Down The Court. 412 00:19:09,780 --> 00:19:12,616 In Front Of The Basket... 413 00:19:12,616 --> 00:19:14,685 Was Bozo "The Wall" Walker. 414 00:19:14,685 --> 00:19:16,122 That's Right. 415 00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:20,757 Six Feet, Ten Inches, 239 Pounds Of Arms. 416 00:19:20,757 --> 00:19:24,123 Coach Put Him In Front Of The Basket And Said 417 00:19:24,123 --> 00:19:26,029 "Anybody Comes Up To You 418 00:19:26,029 --> 00:19:27,124 Eat Them." 419 00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:30,534 I Stopped My Dribble At The Foul Line 420 00:19:30,534 --> 00:19:32,769 And I Knew He Was There... 421 00:19:32,769 --> 00:19:37,119 I Knew He Was There, And I Took Off In The Air. 422 00:19:37,119 --> 00:19:39,443 Had The Ball In This Hand. 423 00:19:39,443 --> 00:19:41,678 Went Around My Back Twice. 424 00:19:43,123 --> 00:19:47,951 Still In The Air And Came With The Right Hand 425 00:19:47,951 --> 00:19:51,955 And Shot... And That's All I Remember. 426 00:19:51,955 --> 00:19:54,758 You Made The Basket. 427 00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:56,119 I Did. 428 00:19:56,119 --> 00:19:59,996 You Don't Remember Because You Got Knocked Out. 429 00:19:59,996 --> 00:20:01,965 You Won By One Point. 430 00:20:01,965 --> 00:20:06,603 That Must Be The Game I Keep Talking About 431 00:20:06,603 --> 00:20:08,739 That The Coach Doesn't Remember. 432 00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:12,442 We Used To Have Some Times. 433 00:20:12,442 --> 00:20:14,778 That's What It's All About, Isn't It-- 434 00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:16,128 Memories? 435 00:20:16,128 --> 00:20:20,450 Which Is Why You Ought To Come Over Here Right Now 436 00:20:20,450 --> 00:20:23,086 So We Can Make A Memory. 437 00:20:23,086 --> 00:20:24,521 You Know... 438 00:20:26,119 --> 00:20:27,127 You're Absolutely Correct. 439 00:20:27,127 --> 00:20:30,427 What It's All About Is What You Do Now. 440 00:20:30,427 --> 00:20:31,762 Yes. 441 00:20:31,762 --> 00:20:33,830 No Matter How Old You Are. 442 00:20:33,830 --> 00:20:35,124 Yes. 443 00:20:35,124 --> 00:20:39,503 You Could Be 72 And Make A Memory For Tomorrow. 444 00:20:39,503 --> 00:20:40,670 You See? 445 00:20:40,670 --> 00:20:42,773 Or Even Two Minutes From Now. 446 00:20:42,773 --> 00:20:44,074 You See. 447 00:20:44,074 --> 00:20:45,442 Whoooo! 448 00:20:45,442 --> 00:20:47,119 And If We're Careful 449 00:20:47,119 --> 00:20:50,447 We Could Have A Good Time Right Now 450 00:20:50,447 --> 00:20:53,126 And That Will Be A Memory, Won't It? 451 00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:54,584 Mm-Hmm. 452 00:20:54,584 --> 00:20:56,124 Ooooh. 453 00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:58,922 I'm Going To Turn Out The Light. 454 00:20:58,922 --> 00:21:00,128 Please Do That 455 00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:06,125 Because Memories Are Ofttimes Much Better In The Dark. 456 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,736 Now Don't Hurt Yourself.