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Hey, Guys.

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What's Going On?

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Denny, Sit Down.

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Lou Was Regaling Us
A Tale From Art Class.

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Start At The Beginning.

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Our Teacher Said We'd Be
Doing Nature Portraits.

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I Figured We'd Draw Fruit.

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In Walks This Model
In A Bathrobe.

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Guy Or Girl?

10
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I Wouldn't
Be Telling This Story

11
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If It Was A Guy.

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The Bathrobe--
Did It Come Off?

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I Wouldn't Be Telling This Story
If It Didn't.

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I Spent My Morning
Studying Carbon Molecules.

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Lou:
Anyway, She
Unties The Bathrobe...

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Wait A Minute.

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Justine Just Walked In
With Some Guy.

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She's Been
In Here With Him

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A Couple Of Times.

20
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She Has?

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His Name Is Scott.

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I Saw Them At
A Movie Last Week.

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You Did?

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I Saw Them Studying.

25
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What?

26
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From The Same Book

27
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They Were Studying.

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A Guy Has Been
Hanging Around My Woman

29
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And No One Tells Me?

30
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We Figured
You Didn't Want To Hear.

31
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It Would Have Pained
Your Male Psyche.

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You're Supposed
To Be My Friends.

33
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You're Supposed To Tell Me
What's Going On.

34
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If I Saw Somebody
With Your Girlfriends

35
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I'd Tell You.

36
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I Don't Have A Girlfriend.

37
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I Already Know

38
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My Girl's Going Out
With Four Other Guys Anyway.

39
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Don't Jump To Conclusions.

40
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Maybe They're Not Serious.

41
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Looks Like He's Scoring
Some Pretty Big Points To Me.

42
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Looks That Way
To Me, Too.

43
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You Better Go
Put That Fire Out

44
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Before The Flames
Get Higher.

45
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I Think I Will.

46
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The Professor Put
The Book On The Table

47
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And Said, "If Any Of You
Can Write Like This

48
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I'll Sign Up
For Your Class."

49
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You Tell Such
Good Stories.

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Excuse Me.

51
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You're Not Supposed
To Be Sitting There.

52
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I Thought
This Table Wasn't Taken.

53
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Scott, This Is Theo.

54
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Hey, Theo.

55
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I Assume You Know Who I Am?

56
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She Just Told Me.

57
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That's Not Who I Am.

58
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That's Just My Name.

59
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Who I Am Is Justine's Boyfriend.

60
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You Didn't Tell Me
You Had A Boyfriend.

61
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Oh, You Didn't?

62
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You Know We're Free
To Date Other People.

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That's The Way You Wanted It.

64
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Look, My Friend...

65
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There Are About A Million
Other Women On This Campus

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That You Could Be
Hitting On.

67
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I've Seen You Hitting On
Quite A Few Yourself.

68
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You Have?

69
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That's Not The Issue Here.

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Justine...

71
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Shall I Leave?

72
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No.

73
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Good-Bye, Pal.

74
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What?

75
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I Said, 'Good-Bye.'

76
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Fine.

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Let's Go.

78
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Outside Now!

79
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I'm Not Fighting.

80
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Are You Scared?

81
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Let Me Tell You...

82
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Stop It!

83
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Theo, I Can't
Believe You.

84
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Me?

85
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What About Him?

86
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He Won't Even Fight
For Your Honor.

87
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Maybe I Prefer That
In A Man.

88
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Scott, Let's
Go Someplace

89
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Where The People
Aren't Behaving

90
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Like They're Wearing
Animal Skins.

91
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Fine With Me.

92
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Theo, Call Me Someday
When You're Acting Your Age.

93
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How Did It Go?

94
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He Left, Didn't He?

95
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( Doorbell )

96
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Hey, Dr. Huxtable!

97
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How You Doing?

98
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It Is So Cold
Out There.

99
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When I Stepped Outside,
This Freezing North Wind Hit Me.

100
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Actually, It Was The West.

101
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We Don't Have
A Weather Vane--

102
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We Have A Bird Feeder.

103
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But The Birds All Went South.

104
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I Still See
Some Of Them Around.

105
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Do You Think It Will Snow?

106
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Thank You.

107
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Is Vanessa Upstairs?

108
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Vanessa Will Not Be Here
Until Late, Late Tonight.

109
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Why Didn't You Say So?

110
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Tell Her I Went
To The Library

111
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To Pick Up That Book
By Edgar Allan Poe.

112
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You Know...
"Nevermore, Nevermore."

113
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I Wanted To Do
"The Pit And The Pendulum"

114
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But It's Too Scary.

115
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You Can Turn The Pages

116
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But The Words
Are Still There.

117
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It Will Snow

118
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Because When It Snows
It's Wet And Damp

119
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And It's Not
Right Now.

120
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I Wish I Could Ski.

121
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Whew.

122
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Thank You.

123
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Do You Remember
What To Tell Vanessa?

124
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I... I...

125
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You're Going To The Restaurant

126
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To Have Some Ribs
With Edgar Allan Poe

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At A Place Called
The Pit And The Pendulum.

128
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You'll Be There
Until The Snow Comes

129
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Because It's Wet Outside.

130
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Thank You.

131
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Bye.
Bye-Bye.

132
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( Knocking )

133
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Come In.

134
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Your Problems Are Behind You.

135
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Who's The Man You Want
To Get Rid Of But Can't?

136
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Scott.

137
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The Guy Who's Stealing
Your Girlfriend.

138
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We Know How
To Get Rid Of Him.

139
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Read This Ad.

140
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"Dr. Lotus--

141
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"Licensed Practitioner
Of The Spiritual Sciences.

142
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"Cures Illness, Ends Feuds,
Makes Unwanted People Go Away.

143
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"Results Guaranteed.

144
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27 Years At The Same Location."

145
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Guys, This Sounds Like
A Voodoo Doctor.

146
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You're In
A Desperate Situation.

147
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And The Situation
Is Getting Bleak.

148
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Can He Really Help?

149
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My Aunt Ruth Knew A Man
Who Owed Another Man Money.

150
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He Wouldn't Pay Him Back.

151
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He Went To A Guy
Like Dr. Lotus.

152
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The Next Day, The Other Guy
Grew A Donkey's Tail.

153
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His Ears
Tripled In Size.

154
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They Were Flapping
Against His Shoulders.

155
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Someone Definitely

156
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Put The Whammy On Him.

157
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What Do You Say, Theo?

158
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Howard?

159
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I've Read About This
In Anthropology.

160
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I've Seen Documentaries

161
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On People
Who Practice The Occult.

162
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They Seem Confident.

163
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You Think It Works?

164
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As A Believer In Empiricism,
I'm Skeptical.

165
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On The Other Hand

166
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I Don't Want To Say
Anything Against These People

167
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For Fear
I'll Wake Up One Morning

168
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With My Arms
And Legs Reversed.

169
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Hey, Mom, Hey, Dad.

170
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What's Happening?

171
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I Need To Ask Something.

172
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I Was Working On A Project
About Unexplained Phenomena.

173
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As A Doctor

174
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Have You Ever Seen
Something Happen To Someone

175
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That You Couldn't Explain?

176
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Like What?

177
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A Guy Growing A Donkey Tail

178
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And His Ears Growing So Large
They Flop Against His Shoulders.

179
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No, I've Never Seen
Anything Like That.

180
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But If You're Talking
About A Growth Malady

181
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Generally, These Things
Can Be Medically Explained.

182
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But Have You Ever
Witnessed Something

183
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That You Could Not
Explain Medically?

184
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There Was A Friend
Of My Grandmother's

185
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Who Was At The House.

186
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I Was In High School
Playing Football.

187
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I Had A Blow That Was
Struck To This Muscle Here.

188
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I Could Not
Run Or Play.

189
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The Game Was
The Next Day.

190
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The Woman Looked
At Me And Said

191
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"Go Upstairs

192
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"Bring Down
The Camphorated Oil

193
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"The Sock You're Going To Wear

194
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And A Copper Penny."

195
00:09:07,831 --> 00:09:09,498
I Brought It Down.

196
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She Poured The Camphorated Oil
Over The Sock

197
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Did A Swipe Like That,
Put The Penny On It

198
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Wrapped The Sock
Around It.

199
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So, I Went To Sleep

200
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And The Pain Was Gone.

201
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Camphorated Oil And A Penny.

202
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I Knew This Woman
Named Mrs. Minerva.

203
00:09:27,964 --> 00:09:29,931
Yes, Yes, Yes.

204
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Mrs. Minerva's Husband Was Dead.

205
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She Used To Tip Around
The Graveyard In Her Slippers

206
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So She Wouldn't Wake Up
The People She Didn't Know.

207
00:09:43,198 --> 00:09:45,831
Every Night Mrs. Minerva
Could Be Found

208
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Tipping Around The Graveyard
In Her Slippers Saying--

209
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"Elbert?

210
00:09:51,664 --> 00:09:53,164
"Elbert?

211
00:09:53,164 --> 00:09:56,064
It's Me-- Clara."

212
00:09:56,064 --> 00:10:01,331
I Don't Know Why,
But At That Very Moment...

213
00:10:01,331 --> 00:10:04,431
The Wind Would
Start To Blow.

214
00:10:04,431 --> 00:10:06,098
Did Elbert Come Back?

215
00:10:06,098 --> 00:10:07,498
No, He Was Dead.

216
00:10:09,931 --> 00:10:13,764
You Could Not Roller Skate
Past Her House.

217
00:10:13,764 --> 00:10:14,798
That's Right.

218
00:10:14,798 --> 00:10:17,098
And Ronald Brown--
Remember Him?

219
00:10:17,098 --> 00:10:18,831
Clair:
Yes, Yes.

220
00:10:18,831 --> 00:10:20,998
Ronald Went
Roller Skating Past

221
00:10:20,998 --> 00:10:22,898
And Ronald Could Skate.

222
00:10:22,898 --> 00:10:26,164
As Soon As He Hit
Where Her House Was

223
00:10:26,164 --> 00:10:28,431
Bam, He Hit The Ground!

224
00:10:28,431 --> 00:10:30,598
We Said,
"Uh-Huh, She's Got You."

225
00:10:30,598 --> 00:10:31,698
So That's...

226
00:10:33,798 --> 00:10:37,798
Why Would He Come Down
And Ask Us Something And Then..?

227
00:10:37,798 --> 00:10:41,431
That's Why These Children
Don't Learn Anything.

228
00:10:50,264 --> 00:10:53,431
Now, Mrs. Clark,
If You Do What I Say

229
00:10:53,431 --> 00:10:57,898
Your Husband Will Come Back
To You Within Six Months.

230
00:10:57,898 --> 00:11:00,098
I Guarantee My Results

231
00:11:00,098 --> 00:11:02,764
Or You Get Your Money Back.

232
00:11:02,764 --> 00:11:06,831
I've Been At This Location
For 27 Years

233
00:11:06,831 --> 00:11:09,498
So I'm Not Going Anywhere.

234
00:11:09,498 --> 00:11:11,764
And No One Asked Me To.

235
00:11:11,764 --> 00:11:12,831
Good-Bye.

236
00:11:13,864 --> 00:11:15,098
( Knocking )

237
00:11:15,098 --> 00:11:17,431
Come In.

238
00:11:17,431 --> 00:11:18,898
Dr. Lotus?

239
00:11:18,898 --> 00:11:20,331
Yes, I'm Dr. Lotus.

240
00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:23,131
Do You Gentlemen
Seek My Assistance?

241
00:11:23,131 --> 00:11:23,998
I Do.

242
00:11:23,998 --> 00:11:25,498
We're Just
His Friends.

243
00:11:25,498 --> 00:11:27,764
Well, Make Yourselves
Comfortable.

244
00:11:27,764 --> 00:11:28,931
Don't Touch That!

245
00:11:28,931 --> 00:11:29,998
Yes, Sir.

246
00:11:29,998 --> 00:11:31,131
No Problem.

247
00:11:31,131 --> 00:11:32,264
Just Be Careful.

248
00:11:32,264 --> 00:11:34,631
There Are Powerful Objects
In Here.

249
00:11:34,631 --> 00:11:36,098
I See That.

250
00:11:36,098 --> 00:11:37,698
What's This?

251
00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:39,664
Oh, Money Elixir.

252
00:11:39,664 --> 00:11:41,164
Say You Need Money.

253
00:11:41,164 --> 00:11:45,564
You Sprinkle This On The Shoes
Of The Man You Want Money From

254
00:11:45,564 --> 00:11:47,898
And He Will Give It To You.

255
00:11:47,898 --> 00:11:49,498
Wait, Wait, Wait.

256
00:11:49,498 --> 00:11:51,831
Does This Actually Work?

257
00:11:51,831 --> 00:11:53,998
I Have Documented Proof,
If You'd Like.

258
00:11:53,998 --> 00:11:54,998
Don't Need It.

259
00:11:54,998 --> 00:11:56,631
Hey, Doc, What's This?

260
00:11:56,631 --> 00:11:58,698
Locator Powder.

261
00:11:58,698 --> 00:12:00,198
If You Lose Something

262
00:12:00,198 --> 00:12:03,631
You Sprinkle This On The Spot
Where You Usually Keep It

263
00:12:03,631 --> 00:12:06,364
And Within Two Weeks
You Will Find It.

264
00:12:06,364 --> 00:12:08,031
I Sell A Lot Of This

265
00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:11,098
To Old People Who Can't
Find Their Glasses.

266
00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:13,564
What Does This Do?

267
00:12:13,564 --> 00:12:17,764
This Is The Stand
I Put The Powder On.

268
00:12:20,164 --> 00:12:23,931
So, Young Man,
What Can I Do To Help You?

269
00:12:23,931 --> 00:12:25,031
I Have A Problem.

270
00:12:25,031 --> 00:12:26,264
Of What Nature?

271
00:12:26,264 --> 00:12:27,464
Love?

272
00:12:27,464 --> 00:12:28,698
Legal?

273
00:12:28,698 --> 00:12:29,864
Money?

274
00:12:29,864 --> 00:12:31,964
Do You Have A Disease?

275
00:12:31,964 --> 00:12:34,331
No, I Don't Have A Disease.

276
00:12:34,331 --> 00:12:36,698
But There's This Guy, Scott

277
00:12:36,698 --> 00:12:40,231
And He's Trying To Bird-Dog
My Girlfriend.

278
00:12:40,231 --> 00:12:42,598
You Know, Move In On Her?

279
00:12:42,598 --> 00:12:44,531
We Want You
To Fix This Guy.

280
00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:46,831
What Do You Want Me
To Do To Him?

281
00:12:46,831 --> 00:12:50,164
Make His Arms
Turn Into Lobster Claws.

282
00:12:50,164 --> 00:12:51,831
Denny:
Then You Could

283
00:12:51,831 --> 00:12:55,331
Make A Tree
Grow Out Of His Neck.

284
00:12:56,764 --> 00:12:59,498
Then Make His Hair
Catch On Fire.

285
00:12:59,498 --> 00:13:03,098
So You'd Like
Something Painful.

286
00:13:03,098 --> 00:13:04,231
That's Right.

287
00:13:04,231 --> 00:13:06,731
Perhaps Even
Copious Amounts Of Blood.

288
00:13:06,731 --> 00:13:07,831
All Right.

289
00:13:07,831 --> 00:13:09,864
Sorry, I Don't Hurt People.

290
00:13:09,864 --> 00:13:13,198
Really? You Should Have
Said That In The Ad.

291
00:13:13,198 --> 00:13:15,931
So How Are You
Going To Help Theo?

292
00:13:15,931 --> 00:13:19,231
I Don't Have To Harm
The Gentleman.

293
00:13:19,231 --> 00:13:22,664
It Seems To Me
What Is Required Here

294
00:13:22,664 --> 00:13:25,998
Is Something
To Make Scott Go Away.

295
00:13:25,998 --> 00:13:27,364
What Do You Mean?

296
00:13:27,364 --> 00:13:29,764
I Mean,
Send Him To Another State--

297
00:13:29,764 --> 00:13:31,898
Perhaps Even Another Country.

298
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:34,164
You Can Really Do That?

299
00:13:34,164 --> 00:13:35,331
Most Certainly.

300
00:13:35,331 --> 00:13:37,331
I Have Documented Proof.

301
00:13:37,331 --> 00:13:38,931
How Do You Do It?

302
00:13:38,931 --> 00:13:44,231
I Take This Chicken Foot
And Cover It With Vinegar.

303
00:13:44,231 --> 00:13:48,631
Then I Write Scott's Name
Backwards On Sheep Parchment.

304
00:13:48,631 --> 00:13:51,031
I Burn
The Sheep Parchment

305
00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:54,564
And Sprinkle The Ashes
Over The Chicken Foot.

306
00:13:54,564 --> 00:13:58,064
And Scott Will Go Away
And He Will Know Why.

307
00:13:58,064 --> 00:13:59,164
Perfect.

308
00:13:59,164 --> 00:14:02,631
And The Cost Of This Service
Is $800.

309
00:14:07,964 --> 00:14:09,998
$800?

310
00:14:09,998 --> 00:14:11,198
That's The Cost.

311
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:13,831
I Guarantee My Results
Or Your Money Back.

312
00:14:13,831 --> 00:14:16,498
I've Been At This Location
For 27 Years

313
00:14:16,498 --> 00:14:18,464
So I'm Not Going
Anywhere.

314
00:14:18,464 --> 00:14:21,098
And No One's Asked Me To.

315
00:14:21,098 --> 00:14:23,064
I Know How
To Get The Money.

316
00:14:23,064 --> 00:14:26,598
The Money Elixir You Sprinkle
On People's Shoes--

317
00:14:26,598 --> 00:14:28,431
How Much Does That Cost?

318
00:14:28,431 --> 00:14:30,464
$250.

319
00:14:30,464 --> 00:14:32,198
$250 For The Money Elixir.

320
00:14:32,198 --> 00:14:34,331
$800 To Make Scott Go Away.

321
00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:36,931
This Spiritual Stuff
Is Expensive.

322
00:14:36,931 --> 00:14:40,431
Your Looking At
27 Years Experience

323
00:14:40,431 --> 00:14:41,931
Same Location.

324
00:14:41,931 --> 00:14:43,964
I'm Not Going Anywhere.

325
00:14:43,964 --> 00:14:46,231
And No One's Asked Me To.

326
00:14:46,231 --> 00:14:48,998
Well, I Don't Have $800.

327
00:14:48,998 --> 00:14:54,964
But What Do You Think
You Could Do To Scott For $25?

328
00:14:54,964 --> 00:14:56,964
$25.

329
00:14:56,964 --> 00:15:00,398
I Could Give Him A Runny Nose.

330
00:15:12,198 --> 00:15:13,398
Hey, Dad.

331
00:15:13,398 --> 00:15:14,464
Hey.

332
00:15:14,464 --> 00:15:16,998
I Need To Ask You
A Question, Dad.

333
00:15:16,998 --> 00:15:18,531
Talk To Me, My Son.

334
00:15:18,531 --> 00:15:21,098
I Don't Usually
Come To You For Money

335
00:15:21,098 --> 00:15:22,864
But This One Is Important.

336
00:15:22,864 --> 00:15:23,898
How Much?

337
00:15:23,898 --> 00:15:25,731
I Need $800.

338
00:15:25,731 --> 00:15:28,398
What For?

339
00:15:28,398 --> 00:15:30,064
I Just Need It.

340
00:15:30,064 --> 00:15:31,531
How Long Have You

341
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,431
Known Me?

342
00:15:33,431 --> 00:15:36,464
What I'm Saying Is,
When Have You Known Me

343
00:15:36,464 --> 00:15:39,264
To Just Shell Out $800
For Something

344
00:15:39,264 --> 00:15:40,998
That I Know Nothing About?

345
00:15:40,998 --> 00:15:42,431
Just Give You $800.

346
00:15:42,431 --> 00:15:44,031
You Won't Give It To Me?

347
00:15:44,031 --> 00:15:45,498
Absolutely Not.

348
00:15:45,498 --> 00:15:50,264
I Understand If You Don't Want
To Give Me The $800.

349
00:15:50,264 --> 00:15:53,964
But I Can Get What I Need
For Just $250.

350
00:15:53,964 --> 00:15:56,064
No.

351
00:15:56,064 --> 00:15:59,631
But, Dad, I Need
The Money, Please.

352
00:15:59,631 --> 00:16:03,298
I Want You To Tell Me
What This Is All About.

353
00:16:03,298 --> 00:16:04,831
What Is It For?

354
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:06,531
I Can't Tell You.

355
00:16:06,531 --> 00:16:09,598
What Do You Mean
You Can't Tell Me?

356
00:16:09,598 --> 00:16:12,131
You Want $250, Right?

357
00:16:12,131 --> 00:16:14,598
Is It For A Surprise Party..?

358
00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:15,864
It Can't Be.

359
00:16:15,864 --> 00:16:18,331
You Wouldn't Spend
That Much On Me.

360
00:16:18,331 --> 00:16:21,531
No, There's This Guy
Who's After Justine.

361
00:16:21,531 --> 00:16:24,198
They've Been
To The Cafe Together.

362
00:16:24,198 --> 00:16:26,864
They've Been
To The Library Together.

363
00:16:26,864 --> 00:16:29,131
Studied From The Same Book.

364
00:16:29,131 --> 00:16:31,898
They've Been
To The Movies Together.

365
00:16:31,898 --> 00:16:34,098
I Don't Want Him Around.

366
00:16:34,098 --> 00:16:36,131
You Can Buy The Guy Off?

367
00:16:36,131 --> 00:16:42,764
No, But For $800, Dr. Lotus
Can Make Sure He Goes Away.

368
00:16:42,764 --> 00:16:44,664
Dr. Lotus?

369
00:16:44,664 --> 00:16:48,431
Dr. Lotus Is A Specialist
In Spiritual Sciences.

370
00:16:48,431 --> 00:16:51,198
For $800,
He'll Take A Chicken's Foot

371
00:16:51,198 --> 00:16:52,864
Pour Vinegar On It

372
00:16:52,864 --> 00:16:55,264
Sprinkle Burnt Stuff
All Over It

373
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,964
And Scott Will
Go Away From Justine.

374
00:16:57,964 --> 00:17:01,531
Better Yet,
He Will Even Know Why.

375
00:17:01,531 --> 00:17:04,231
I Know Exactly
What You're Talking About.

376
00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:05,998
When I Dated
Your Mother

377
00:17:05,998 --> 00:17:09,298
There Was A Guy Who Kept
Hitting On Your Mother.

378
00:17:09,298 --> 00:17:13,398
I Went To The Guy And Said,
"Look, Man, Leave Her Alone.

379
00:17:13,398 --> 00:17:14,598
"I'm Dating Her.

380
00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:15,764
We Are Serious."

381
00:17:15,764 --> 00:17:18,464
The Guy Says,
"This Is A Free World.

382
00:17:18,464 --> 00:17:20,264
I Can Do What I Want."

383
00:17:20,264 --> 00:17:22,731
I Said,
"You Can Do What You Want

384
00:17:22,731 --> 00:17:24,498
But You Won't
Be Able To See."

385
00:17:24,498 --> 00:17:27,664
And So I Told
My Great-Grandfather About It

386
00:17:27,664 --> 00:17:31,331
And My Great-Grandfather
Took Me Into The Kitchen

387
00:17:31,331 --> 00:17:33,064
Just Like We're In Now.

388
00:17:33,064 --> 00:17:35,498
I'm Telling You
What He Did Worked.

389
00:17:35,498 --> 00:17:37,164
You Want To Try It?

390
00:17:37,164 --> 00:17:37,898
Sure.

391
00:17:37,898 --> 00:17:39,398
Okay.

392
00:17:39,398 --> 00:17:41,098
Pay Attention.

393
00:17:41,098 --> 00:17:42,464
Here We Go.

394
00:17:42,464 --> 00:17:47,264
And These Things
Are Very, Very Simple.

395
00:17:47,264 --> 00:17:50,098
They're All Right Here.

396
00:17:50,098 --> 00:17:52,931
And It's Going To Work

397
00:17:52,931 --> 00:17:54,931
I'm Telling You.

398
00:17:54,931 --> 00:17:58,598
And I Did Exactly
What My Grandfather Said

399
00:17:58,598 --> 00:17:59,831
And The Guy...

400
00:17:59,831 --> 00:18:01,198
Bingo!

401
00:18:01,198 --> 00:18:02,531
Success.

402
00:18:02,531 --> 00:18:04,231
Take Your Coat Off.

403
00:18:04,231 --> 00:18:05,431
Okay.

404
00:18:05,431 --> 00:18:07,031
You're Sure This Works?

405
00:18:07,031 --> 00:18:10,331
Am I Not Married To Your Mother?

406
00:18:10,331 --> 00:18:11,764
Okay.

407
00:18:11,764 --> 00:18:15,098
Just Put Your Hands
Out Like This.

408
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:21,231
Now, This Is Exactly...

409
00:18:21,231 --> 00:18:24,298
Exactly The Way
It Happened.

410
00:18:28,931 --> 00:18:30,931
There We Go.

411
00:18:37,098 --> 00:18:39,098
One, Two, Three.

412
00:18:55,598 --> 00:18:56,931
There You Go.

413
00:18:56,931 --> 00:18:59,798
Now, Just Fold Them
And Put Them Together

414
00:18:59,798 --> 00:19:02,198
Because I've
Got To Read These...

415
00:19:02,198 --> 00:19:03,231
Yeah!

416
00:19:03,231 --> 00:19:04,264
This Is It.

417
00:19:04,264 --> 00:19:05,364
Is It Working?

418
00:19:05,364 --> 00:19:06,431
Yeah, Yeah.

419
00:19:06,431 --> 00:19:07,531
Open It Up.

420
00:19:07,531 --> 00:19:08,598
Open It, Open It.

421
00:19:08,598 --> 00:19:09,731
There You Go.

422
00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:10,764
Now Turn It...

423
00:19:10,764 --> 00:19:12,631
Just Hold Them Like That.

424
00:19:12,631 --> 00:19:13,864
I'm Reading Them.

425
00:19:13,864 --> 00:19:15,231
Reading The Beans.

426
00:19:15,231 --> 00:19:16,564
Ah, Yeah.

427
00:19:16,564 --> 00:19:20,964
All Right, Now Put Your Face
Right Over The Bowl.

428
00:19:20,964 --> 00:19:23,198
Face Right Over The Bowl.

429
00:19:23,198 --> 00:19:24,664
Now, Hold Still.

430
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,598
There You Go.

431
00:19:27,598 --> 00:19:29,964
Ah, Yeah.

432
00:19:29,964 --> 00:19:32,698
Bring It On Down
That Way.

433
00:19:32,698 --> 00:19:34,698
Hold It Like That.

434
00:19:34,698 --> 00:19:35,798
All Right.

435
00:19:35,798 --> 00:19:37,031
Here We Go.

436
00:19:37,031 --> 00:19:39,931
All Right,
Now Hold Tight.

437
00:19:39,931 --> 00:19:41,964
Hold Tight.

438
00:19:41,964 --> 00:19:44,931
Dad, Is This Working?

439
00:19:44,931 --> 00:19:45,931
It's Working.

440
00:19:45,931 --> 00:19:47,698
The Beans--
I'm Reading Them.

441
00:20:08,731 --> 00:20:10,331
The Beans Say

442
00:20:10,331 --> 00:20:14,331
You Must Say
The Following Thing...

443
00:20:14,331 --> 00:20:15,831
Three Times.

444
00:20:15,831 --> 00:20:20,864
"I Will Pay More Attention
To My Woman."

445
00:20:20,864 --> 00:20:23,364
I Will Pay More Attention

446
00:20:23,364 --> 00:20:24,831
To My Woman.

447
00:20:24,831 --> 00:20:25,964
I Will Pay

448
00:20:25,964 --> 00:20:28,531
More Attention To...

449
00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:29,964
My Woman.

450
00:20:29,964 --> 00:20:32,531
I Will Pay More Attention...

451
00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:34,031
( Laughing )

452
00:20:34,031 --> 00:20:35,864
Okay, Dad.

453
00:20:35,864 --> 00:20:37,864
I Got It.

454
00:20:37,864 --> 00:20:38,998
Dad?

455
00:20:41,364 --> 00:20:42,531
Dad?

456
00:20:46,531 --> 00:20:48,798
Okay, Dad.

457
00:20:56,864 --> 00:20:58,864
Hi, Justine?

458
00:20:58,864 --> 00:21:00,764
Yeah, This Is Theo.

459
00:21:00,764 --> 00:21:05,131
Uh...You Mind If I Come Over
And Talk To You?

460
00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:10,098
All Right, I'll Need About
Half An Hour To Clean Up.