1 00:01:08,833 --> 00:01:10,368 How You Doing, Homie? 2 00:01:10,368 --> 00:01:11,202 Hi, Dad. 3 00:01:11,202 --> 00:01:12,507 How's Everything? 4 00:01:12,507 --> 00:01:13,514 Good. 5 00:01:13,514 --> 00:01:16,141 Take A Look... 6 00:01:16,141 --> 00:01:17,976 What Is This? 7 00:01:17,976 --> 00:01:19,444 That's For My Video Party. 8 00:01:19,444 --> 00:01:22,147 We're Not Having Kids Eating All That Sugar. 9 00:01:22,147 --> 00:01:25,506 It Kicks In And Turns Them Into Human Pinballs. 10 00:01:25,506 --> 00:01:27,986 They Run Around And Vandalize My House. 11 00:01:27,986 --> 00:01:31,507 Take It Back And Bring Some Fruit Out Here. 12 00:01:31,507 --> 00:01:33,510 Okay. What Did You Rent? 13 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:35,827 Oooh, Wow! 14 00:01:35,827 --> 00:01:37,162 Take A Look. 15 00:01:37,162 --> 00:01:38,329 Check It Out. 16 00:01:38,329 --> 00:01:41,199 You Got Some Old Favorites There. 17 00:01:41,199 --> 00:01:43,001 Old Yeller Again? 18 00:01:43,001 --> 00:01:46,782 It Gets Better, Dear, The More You See It. 19 00:01:46,782 --> 00:01:51,773 Don't You Like The Part Where He Goes "Aah-Oooo"? 20 00:01:51,773 --> 00:01:53,920 Dad, My Friends Like Movies That Are More Hip. 21 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:55,139 Hip Movies. 22 00:01:55,139 --> 00:01:56,756 Like What, Dear? 23 00:01:56,756 --> 00:01:59,592 Porky's, Porky's 2, Porky's Revenge. 24 00:01:59,592 --> 00:02:01,139 Those Movies Are R-Rated. 25 00:02:01,139 --> 00:02:03,996 How Did You Find Out About Them? 26 00:02:03,996 --> 00:02:07,633 Theo And His Friends Saw It And Talked About It. 27 00:02:07,633 --> 00:02:12,139 Kim And Her Sister Saw It And Said It Was Hilarious. 28 00:02:12,139 --> 00:02:14,139 Let Me Tell You Something. 29 00:02:14,139 --> 00:02:18,678 Your Mother And I Do Not Want Our Nine-Year-Old Daughter 30 00:02:18,678 --> 00:02:21,447 Seeing Movies With That Kind Of Language. 31 00:02:21,447 --> 00:02:22,882 Okay? 32 00:02:22,882 --> 00:02:24,951 Dad, Let Me Explain Something. 33 00:02:24,951 --> 00:02:26,139 Don't Explain. 34 00:02:26,139 --> 00:02:27,954 I Don't Want... 35 00:02:27,954 --> 00:02:31,139 Nine-Year-Olds Today Aren't Like When You Were Nine. 36 00:02:31,139 --> 00:02:32,492 Corny Things Were In Then. 37 00:02:34,141 --> 00:02:37,597 Like Stories About Dogs... Ah-Ooo! 38 00:02:38,931 --> 00:02:41,634 It's A New Age, Dad. 39 00:02:41,634 --> 00:02:43,143 Get With It. 40 00:02:50,776 --> 00:02:52,148 Here We Go. 41 00:02:52,148 --> 00:02:57,142 You Guys Ready For The Videos I Brought For You To See? 42 00:02:57,142 --> 00:02:59,452 Did You Get Friday The 13th 43 00:02:59,452 --> 00:03:03,139 Or The Texas Chainsaw Massacre? 44 00:03:03,139 --> 00:03:04,624 We're Not Having That. 45 00:03:04,624 --> 00:03:07,927 We're Going To See Movies With Chills And Suspense. 46 00:03:07,927 --> 00:03:09,139 Uh-Oh. 47 00:03:09,139 --> 00:03:12,140 That's What He Says Every Time He Shows 48 00:03:12,140 --> 00:03:14,634 Old Yeller And Treasure Island. 49 00:03:15,768 --> 00:03:17,904 Old Yeller Dies At The End. 50 00:03:17,904 --> 00:03:19,145 Then Dr. Huxtable Cries. 51 00:03:21,908 --> 00:03:23,709 Dr. Huxtable, Since You Like Dog Stories 52 00:03:23,709 --> 00:03:28,848 Have You Seen The Hound Of The Damned? 53 00:03:28,848 --> 00:03:31,146 That Dog Is Better Than Old Yeller. 54 00:03:31,146 --> 00:03:34,453 His Eyes Are Red And He Speaks Latin 55 00:03:34,453 --> 00:03:37,089 And He Only Likes Human Blood. 56 00:03:37,089 --> 00:03:39,145 Yeah! 57 00:03:41,460 --> 00:03:43,629 You People Are Sick. 58 00:03:43,629 --> 00:03:45,965 You're Going To Watch 59 00:03:45,965 --> 00:03:48,634 Old Yeller And Long John Silver 60 00:03:48,634 --> 00:03:51,139 And You're Going To Like It. 61 00:03:51,139 --> 00:03:55,975 I Don't Even Want To Stay In The Same Room With You People. 62 00:03:55,975 --> 00:03:59,912 I'll Put Treasure Island In The Vcr. 63 00:03:59,912 --> 00:04:01,140 Rudy, Wait. 64 00:04:01,140 --> 00:04:04,784 I Have Something Even Better. 65 00:04:04,784 --> 00:04:06,148 The Gross-Out Gang. 66 00:04:06,148 --> 00:04:08,141 What's The Gross-Out Gang? 67 00:04:08,141 --> 00:04:09,622 You'll Love Them. 68 00:04:09,622 --> 00:04:11,791 One Of Them Is Called Grimy Jerry. 69 00:04:11,791 --> 00:04:14,794 He Picks His Nose And Wipes It On People. 70 00:04:14,794 --> 00:04:16,462 Eww! 71 00:04:16,462 --> 00:04:18,139 That Sounds Great. 72 00:04:18,139 --> 00:04:19,899 Let's Watch It. 73 00:04:19,899 --> 00:04:22,139 I'm Not Allowed To Watch That Tape. 74 00:04:22,139 --> 00:04:25,705 When It Was In The Theaters, I Couldn't See It. 75 00:04:25,705 --> 00:04:28,441 Your Dad's Downstairs And Your Mom's At Work. 76 00:04:28,441 --> 00:04:30,910 There's Nobody Here To Catch Us. 77 00:04:30,910 --> 00:04:33,139 Almost Everyone Has Seen It. 78 00:04:33,139 --> 00:04:34,780 You Haveto See It. 79 00:04:34,780 --> 00:04:36,949 Well... Okay. 80 00:04:36,949 --> 00:04:39,146 I Set It At The Good Part. 81 00:04:41,687 --> 00:04:43,456 (Belching) 82 00:04:43,456 --> 00:04:47,460 Belching Billy: I Shouldn't Have Eaten Those Last Nine Hot Dogs. 83 00:04:47,460 --> 00:04:51,140 Sloppy Sally: Look What's Coming Out Of Grimy's Nose. 84 00:04:51,140 --> 00:04:54,834 What's That Smell? 85 00:04:54,834 --> 00:04:58,938 Grimy Jerry: It's That Liverwurst Sandwich In Belching Billy's Pocket. 86 00:04:58,938 --> 00:05:01,440 It's Been There For Two Weeks. 87 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:05,139 Belching Billy: I Just Don't Eat The Green Parts. 88 00:05:07,139 --> 00:05:09,682 Where Did This Come From? 89 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:21,004 Hey, How Was The Party? 90 00:05:21,004 --> 00:05:23,004 I Came Through This Door 91 00:05:23,004 --> 00:05:25,639 And All The Children Were Sitting Here Watching 92 00:05:25,639 --> 00:05:27,408 The Gross-Out Gang Movie. 93 00:05:27,408 --> 00:05:31,812 Those Weird-Looking Kids That Belch And Throw Snot On People. 94 00:05:31,812 --> 00:05:36,450 I Told You I Didn't Want You Watching That Movie. 95 00:05:36,450 --> 00:05:39,004 But, Dad, People's Bodies Make Noise. 96 00:05:39,004 --> 00:05:41,011 It's A Part Of Life. 97 00:05:42,690 --> 00:05:44,592 I'm Going To Meet Jeremy. 98 00:05:44,592 --> 00:05:46,694 I'll Be Back At 10:00. 99 00:05:46,694 --> 00:05:48,006 You Finished Your Homework? 100 00:05:48,006 --> 00:05:49,010 Yes. 101 00:05:49,010 --> 00:05:51,465 I'll See You Later. 102 00:05:51,465 --> 00:05:53,006 Bye, Rudy. 103 00:05:53,006 --> 00:05:56,004 Vanessa Gets To Do Whatever She Wants. 104 00:05:56,004 --> 00:05:58,539 Going Out On A School Night. 105 00:05:58,539 --> 00:05:59,640 Vanessa Is 15. 106 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:02,309 When You're 15, You Can Do That, Too. 107 00:06:02,309 --> 00:06:04,578 I Want To Do That Now 108 00:06:04,578 --> 00:06:06,004 When I'm Nine. 109 00:06:06,004 --> 00:06:08,004 Go Upstairs And Do Your Homework. 110 00:06:08,004 --> 00:06:10,009 I'll Check On You At 9:30. 111 00:06:10,009 --> 00:06:11,619 Be Ready For Bed. 112 00:06:11,619 --> 00:06:13,008 9:30. 113 00:06:13,008 --> 00:06:15,489 Why Can't I Stay Up Past 9:30? 114 00:06:15,489 --> 00:06:17,658 They Say It's A Free World, Ha! 115 00:06:17,658 --> 00:06:19,011 It's A Free Nothing. 116 00:06:22,496 --> 00:06:25,332 It's Free Because We Pay For It. 117 00:06:25,332 --> 00:06:27,401 Want Some Tea? 118 00:06:27,401 --> 00:06:29,004 Thank You. 119 00:06:30,571 --> 00:06:32,004 You Know, Cliff 120 00:06:32,004 --> 00:06:36,377 Rudy Might Not Be Entirely Off The Mark. 121 00:06:36,377 --> 00:06:39,004 Maybe We Should Reconsider Some Of Our Rules. 122 00:06:40,429 --> 00:06:42,998 Every Night Rudy Goes To Bed At 9:30. 123 00:06:42,998 --> 00:06:44,599 Why 9:30? 124 00:06:44,599 --> 00:06:48,563 Because The Children Before Her Went To Bed At 9:30. 125 00:06:48,563 --> 00:06:50,391 My Mother Made Me 126 00:06:50,391 --> 00:06:52,793 Go To Bed At 9:30. 127 00:06:52,793 --> 00:06:56,397 I Could Stay Up Till 10:00 And I Turned Out Okay. 128 00:06:56,397 --> 00:06:59,600 You Talking About My Mother? 129 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:01,435 But You Have To Admit 130 00:07:01,435 --> 00:07:04,963 Our Rules Do Not Give Us Perfect Children. 131 00:07:04,963 --> 00:07:06,968 Sondra Dropped Out Of Law School. 132 00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:08,963 Denise Is In The Jungle. 133 00:07:08,963 --> 00:07:10,963 Theo Cannot Get Into The Dorm 134 00:07:10,963 --> 00:07:14,582 And Vanessa Lies And Stays Out Necking In The Woods. 135 00:07:14,582 --> 00:07:16,967 That Has Nothing To Do With 9:30. 136 00:07:16,967 --> 00:07:20,454 If We Set Rules, They Should Be Followed. 137 00:07:20,454 --> 00:07:23,524 It's Because We Know Better... I Think. 138 00:07:23,524 --> 00:07:25,593 I'll Give You An Example. 139 00:07:25,593 --> 00:07:28,429 There Was A Man Named Mr. Ike. 140 00:07:28,429 --> 00:07:31,265 Mr. Ike Had A Tv Set. 141 00:07:31,265 --> 00:07:34,769 He Liked To Watch The Fights On Wednesday Nights. 142 00:07:34,769 --> 00:07:36,963 I Was About Ten Years Old. 143 00:07:36,963 --> 00:07:40,608 I'd Go Over To His House To Watch The Fights. 144 00:07:40,608 --> 00:07:43,658 Mr. Ike Chewed Tobacco. 145 00:07:43,658 --> 00:07:44,982 It Looked Good. 146 00:07:44,982 --> 00:07:47,657 I Said, "Mr. Ike, Can I Have Some?" 147 00:07:47,657 --> 00:07:51,103 He Said, "No, You Can't." 148 00:07:51,103 --> 00:07:52,601 "Why?" 149 00:07:52,601 --> 00:07:54,607 "You're Too Little And It's Not Good For You." 150 00:07:56,605 --> 00:07:58,599 I Kept Bothering Mr. Ike. 151 00:07:58,599 --> 00:08:01,908 Finally I Said, "Please, I Know How To Do It. 152 00:08:01,908 --> 00:08:03,599 Please Let Me Do It." 153 00:08:03,599 --> 00:08:07,113 So Mr. Ike Looked Around, Gave Me A Little Bit. 154 00:08:07,113 --> 00:08:12,085 I Put It In My Mouth And Had It Just Like Mr. Ike. 155 00:08:12,085 --> 00:08:16,222 I'm Sitting There, And This Stuff Is Burning. 156 00:08:18,958 --> 00:08:23,599 "It's The Best Time I've Ever Had, Mr. Ike." 157 00:08:26,599 --> 00:08:31,104 The Next Thing I Knew, A Half Hour Into The Fight 158 00:08:31,104 --> 00:08:32,599 Something Said 159 00:08:32,599 --> 00:08:36,607 "What Did You Do With That Last Mouthful Of Juice?" 160 00:08:40,046 --> 00:08:45,084 I Couldn't Remember What I Had Done With It. 161 00:08:45,084 --> 00:08:47,603 My Stomach Knew Where It Was. 162 00:08:48,988 --> 00:08:51,224 All Over The Place. 163 00:08:51,224 --> 00:08:56,929 Old People Know Better, I'm Telling You. 164 00:09:03,096 --> 00:09:05,409 Rudy, What Are You Doing Up? 165 00:09:05,409 --> 00:09:07,577 You Should Be In Bed. 166 00:09:07,577 --> 00:09:08,745 You Always Say Whenever Something's Wrong 167 00:09:08,745 --> 00:09:11,748 We Can Talk To You. 168 00:09:11,748 --> 00:09:12,783 What Is It? 169 00:09:12,783 --> 00:09:14,918 I Have A List Of Things 170 00:09:14,918 --> 00:09:16,586 I Know I Can Do 171 00:09:16,586 --> 00:09:19,101 But You Won't Let Me Because I'm Nine. 172 00:09:19,101 --> 00:09:20,891 I Don't Think It's Fair. 173 00:09:20,891 --> 00:09:21,758 What? 174 00:09:21,758 --> 00:09:24,561 I Have To Be In Bed At 9:30. 175 00:09:24,561 --> 00:09:26,863 That Is Not Fair. 176 00:09:26,863 --> 00:09:29,098 Sometimes I Am Not Sleepy At 9:30. 177 00:09:29,098 --> 00:09:33,003 I Have To Wear Whatever You Tell Me To. 178 00:09:33,003 --> 00:09:34,871 I Cannot Pick Out My Own Clothes. 179 00:09:34,871 --> 00:09:36,101 My Lunch: 180 00:09:36,101 --> 00:09:39,409 Sometimes I Do Not Like What You Make 181 00:09:39,409 --> 00:09:40,114 And I Get In Trouble 182 00:09:40,114 --> 00:09:42,063 If I Don't Eat It. 183 00:09:42,063 --> 00:09:46,083 I'm Not Allowed To See Movies Most Of My Friends Have Seen. 184 00:09:46,083 --> 00:09:47,509 They're Laughing And Having A Good Time 185 00:09:47,509 --> 00:09:50,072 While I'm At Home Waiting To Get Older. 186 00:09:50,072 --> 00:09:51,597 Is That The End? 187 00:09:51,597 --> 00:09:53,075 Yes. 188 00:09:53,075 --> 00:09:54,510 Let Me Have It. 189 00:09:54,510 --> 00:09:59,081 I Am Very Impressed With Your Clarity Of Expression. 190 00:10:00,382 --> 00:10:01,917 Thank You. 191 00:10:01,917 --> 00:10:04,605 She Has Come To Us Thoughtfully And Diplomatically 192 00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:07,597 And We Should Change One Of Those Rules. 193 00:10:07,597 --> 00:10:10,604 Did She Age When She Came Through The Door? 194 00:10:12,461 --> 00:10:13,929 Let's Change Number One. 195 00:10:13,929 --> 00:10:15,197 Cliff: Okay. 196 00:10:15,197 --> 00:10:17,900 You Can Stay Up As Late As You Want. 197 00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:19,334 All Right! 198 00:10:19,334 --> 00:10:22,070 But You Have To Do All Your Homework 199 00:10:22,070 --> 00:10:24,239 Get Yourself Up In The Morning 200 00:10:24,239 --> 00:10:27,476 And You Can't Be Late For School Once. 201 00:10:27,476 --> 00:10:28,606 No Problem. 202 00:10:28,606 --> 00:10:30,212 Okay, We Got A Deal. 203 00:10:30,212 --> 00:10:31,313 Good Night. 204 00:10:31,313 --> 00:10:32,597 Good Night? 205 00:10:32,597 --> 00:10:34,599 I Don't Have To Go To Bed. 206 00:10:34,599 --> 00:10:37,606 No, We're Going To Bed. 207 00:10:37,606 --> 00:10:40,389 Good Night. 208 00:10:40,389 --> 00:10:42,597 That's All Right With Me. 209 00:10:42,597 --> 00:10:44,597 I Think I'll Watch Tv. 210 00:10:44,597 --> 00:10:46,094 The Night Is Young. 211 00:10:46,094 --> 00:10:47,262 Bye. 212 00:10:53,491 --> 00:10:58,329 (Theme Music From The Tonight Show) 213 00:10:58,329 --> 00:11:01,332 From Hollywood, The Tonight Show 214 00:11:01,332 --> 00:11:03,300 Starring Johnny Carson. 215 00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:07,304 This Is Ed Mcmahon, Along With Doc Severinsen 216 00:11:07,304 --> 00:11:09,306 And The Nbc Orchestra 217 00:11:09,306 --> 00:11:13,310 Inviting You To Join Johnny And His Guests, Don Rickles 218 00:11:13,310 --> 00:11:17,674 From The San Diego Zoo, Joan Embry, Comedian Bob Nelson 219 00:11:17,674 --> 00:11:20,084 And The Mighty Carson Art Players. 220 00:11:20,084 --> 00:11:21,669 Ladies And Gentlemen 221 00:11:21,669 --> 00:11:25,589 Heeeeere's Johnny. 222 00:11:25,589 --> 00:11:28,665 There's Something On Called The Tonight Show. 223 00:11:28,665 --> 00:11:31,328 You Know That Guy From Star Search? 224 00:11:31,328 --> 00:11:32,596 He's On It. 225 00:11:32,596 --> 00:11:35,232 Is She Allowed To Stay Up This Late? 226 00:11:35,232 --> 00:11:37,234 What Are You Doing? 227 00:11:37,234 --> 00:11:39,537 I'm Allowed To Stay Up Now. 228 00:11:39,537 --> 00:11:41,038 You Better Get Upstairs 229 00:11:41,038 --> 00:11:43,073 Before Mom And Dad See You. 230 00:11:43,073 --> 00:11:46,076 I Asked Mom And Dad To Change The Rule. 231 00:11:46,076 --> 00:11:48,012 I Can Stay Up Now. 232 00:11:48,012 --> 00:11:50,214 Theo, You're Wrong About Your Parents. 233 00:11:50,214 --> 00:11:51,671 They Sound Very Progressive. 234 00:11:51,671 --> 00:11:54,666 Why Don't You Join Me? 235 00:11:54,666 --> 00:11:57,021 We Can't. We Have To Study. 236 00:11:57,021 --> 00:11:58,289 My Homework's Done. 237 00:11:58,289 --> 00:11:59,623 I'll Stay Here. 238 00:11:59,623 --> 00:12:01,292 For How Long? 239 00:12:01,292 --> 00:12:02,560 I Don't Know. 240 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:04,995 They Always Said That The Last Child 241 00:12:04,995 --> 00:12:06,997 Gets Away With The Most. 242 00:12:06,997 --> 00:12:08,966 I Guess They're Right. 243 00:12:08,966 --> 00:12:10,301 Look At You. 244 00:12:14,438 --> 00:12:15,665 Yes! 245 00:12:21,312 --> 00:12:24,669 Let's Get Those Accounts When We Get The Preacher. 246 00:12:24,669 --> 00:12:26,116 Yeah. 247 00:12:26,116 --> 00:12:28,519 Only This Time, No Mistakes. 248 00:12:28,519 --> 00:12:31,522 I'm Taking Care Of This Job Myself. 249 00:12:31,522 --> 00:12:33,423 Listen, Mack, I Don't Care How You Handle Sullivan 250 00:12:33,423 --> 00:12:35,443 But It's Got To Look Like An Accident 251 00:12:35,443 --> 00:12:36,430 With That Priest. 252 00:12:36,430 --> 00:12:37,324 Leave That To Me. 253 00:12:40,441 --> 00:12:44,168 (Gunshots) 254 00:12:50,574 --> 00:12:53,669 No, No, I'll Do Anything. 255 00:12:53,669 --> 00:12:55,112 No, You Won't. 256 00:13:10,594 --> 00:13:12,596 Rudy? Rudy? 257 00:13:12,596 --> 00:13:13,668 Hmm. 258 00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:14,115 All Right, Come On. 259 00:13:14,115 --> 00:13:15,024 Let's Go. 260 00:13:15,024 --> 00:13:15,451 We're Going To School. 261 00:13:15,451 --> 00:13:15,968 Get Up. 262 00:13:15,968 --> 00:13:17,143 I Don't Want To Get Up. 263 00:13:17,143 --> 00:13:22,353 No, You Are Going To Get Up. 264 00:13:22,353 --> 00:13:24,602 I Have A Stomach Ache. 265 00:13:24,602 --> 00:13:26,699 I Don't Want To Get Up. 266 00:13:26,699 --> 00:13:29,440 I Saw All That Food You Ate. 267 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:32,443 You Should Not Only Have A Stomachache 268 00:13:32,443 --> 00:13:35,691 But Smell Like The Gross-Out Children. 269 00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:37,691 Daddy, Leave Me Alone. 270 00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:39,699 I Want To Stay In Bed. 271 00:13:39,699 --> 00:13:42,453 I'll Take You To The Hospital. 272 00:13:42,453 --> 00:13:45,456 I Don't Want To Go To The Hospital. 273 00:13:45,456 --> 00:13:47,458 Then You Have To Get Up. 274 00:13:47,458 --> 00:13:48,426 Please, Daddy. 275 00:13:48,426 --> 00:13:50,428 No "Please, Daddy". 276 00:13:50,428 --> 00:13:52,430 Why Are You Being So Mean? 277 00:13:52,430 --> 00:13:54,695 I Have A Stomachache. 278 00:13:54,695 --> 00:13:57,695 You're Going To Put Your Clothes On 279 00:13:57,695 --> 00:13:59,695 And Get Ready To Go... 280 00:13:59,695 --> 00:14:01,305 Oh, No, No, Ma'am. 281 00:14:01,305 --> 00:14:02,695 You Heard The Tune 282 00:14:02,695 --> 00:14:05,695 Now You Got To Pay The Piper. 283 00:14:05,695 --> 00:14:07,695 Here We Go, Up And Away. 284 00:14:07,695 --> 00:14:09,313 Put These Clothes On. 285 00:14:09,313 --> 00:14:11,315 I Don't Want To Wear That. 286 00:14:11,315 --> 00:14:14,185 Then Pick Out What You Want To Wear 287 00:14:14,185 --> 00:14:16,187 Come Downstairs, Make Your Lunch-- 288 00:14:16,187 --> 00:14:18,189 Bingo! You're Off To School. 289 00:14:18,189 --> 00:14:22,159 Did You Have A Good Time, That's The Question. 290 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,231 No Fair. 291 00:14:27,231 --> 00:14:28,632 I Beg Your Pardon? 292 00:14:29,692 --> 00:14:31,102 Come On, Get Up. 293 00:14:31,102 --> 00:14:33,104 Bring These Clothes With You. 294 00:14:33,104 --> 00:14:35,439 You're Going To Take A Shower 295 00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:37,441 And Don't Yawn, You Might Drown. 296 00:14:43,247 --> 00:14:48,696 (Dog Howling) 297 00:14:48,696 --> 00:14:50,354 (Phone Ringing) 298 00:14:57,692 --> 00:14:59,027 Hello. 299 00:15:01,029 --> 00:15:02,227 Yes, Mrs. Cutler. 300 00:15:02,227 --> 00:15:03,698 How Are You? 301 00:15:05,222 --> 00:15:07,222 Rudy's Been Listless And Cranky. 302 00:15:07,222 --> 00:15:11,222 I'm Not Surprised About That Because Mrs. Huxtable And I 303 00:15:11,222 --> 00:15:15,222 Have Been Having An Experiment With The Rules With Her 304 00:15:15,222 --> 00:15:20,222 And We Let Her Stay Up For A Couple Of Days. 305 00:15:20,222 --> 00:15:25,954 From What I Saw This Morning, She's Not Far From The Fall. 306 00:15:25,954 --> 00:15:27,088 Okay. 307 00:15:27,088 --> 00:15:28,222 Thank You. 308 00:15:28,222 --> 00:15:29,223 Bye-Bye. 309 00:15:31,025 --> 00:15:33,027 Hi, Dad. 310 00:15:33,027 --> 00:15:36,664 Heeeeere's Rudy. 311 00:15:36,664 --> 00:15:37,832 How You Feeling? 312 00:15:37,832 --> 00:15:39,230 Never Felt Better. 313 00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:41,035 Not Tired, Huh? 314 00:15:41,035 --> 00:15:42,222 Me? No. 315 00:15:42,222 --> 00:15:43,871 I Love My New Freedom. 316 00:15:43,871 --> 00:15:46,223 How Was Everything In School Today? 317 00:15:46,223 --> 00:15:47,575 Fabulous. 318 00:15:47,575 --> 00:15:49,944 I Was Even Smarter Than Usual. 319 00:15:49,944 --> 00:15:52,224 I Think It's From Staying Up. 320 00:15:52,224 --> 00:15:55,224 Your Teacher Must Have Been Happy. 321 00:15:55,224 --> 00:15:57,785 Yep, And The Kids Were Cracking Up 322 00:15:57,785 --> 00:16:00,224 With Jokes From The Tonight Show 323 00:16:00,224 --> 00:16:04,158 That They Hadn't Heard 'Cause They Were In Bed. 324 00:16:04,158 --> 00:16:05,660 Those Hockey Pucks. 325 00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:08,830 So You're Looking Forward To Tonight, Huh? 326 00:16:08,830 --> 00:16:10,131 You Better Believe It. 327 00:16:10,131 --> 00:16:12,230 I Have Good News For You. 328 00:16:12,230 --> 00:16:16,604 I Go Into Work Late Tomorrow, So I'll Join You. 329 00:16:16,604 --> 00:16:18,226 We'll Watch The Tonight Show 330 00:16:18,226 --> 00:16:21,542 And Then At 2:30, There's An Old 331 00:16:21,542 --> 00:16:24,545 Black-And-White James Cagney Movie On. 332 00:16:24,545 --> 00:16:26,547 We Can Watch It Together. 333 00:16:26,547 --> 00:16:30,018 Okay, But First I Have To Do My Homework. 334 00:16:30,018 --> 00:16:31,853 There You Go. 335 00:16:31,853 --> 00:16:35,222 I'll Be Right Back, After These Messages. 336 00:16:35,222 --> 00:16:36,658 Hi-Yo! Hi-Yo! 337 00:16:36,658 --> 00:16:43,222 (Humming Theme From The Tonight Show) 338 00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:50,222 (Dog Howling) 339 00:17:06,222 --> 00:17:07,789 Come On. 340 00:17:07,789 --> 00:17:09,224 Wake Up, Wake Up. 341 00:17:09,224 --> 00:17:12,224 Got To Hit The Homework, The Big "H." 342 00:17:12,224 --> 00:17:13,224 Yeah. 343 00:17:14,562 --> 00:17:15,563 (Knocking) 344 00:17:15,563 --> 00:17:17,229 Hey! 345 00:17:17,229 --> 00:17:18,229 What? 346 00:17:18,229 --> 00:17:20,230 Don't You Know How To Knock? 347 00:17:20,230 --> 00:17:21,636 I'm Sorry. 348 00:17:21,636 --> 00:17:23,137 I Wanted To Tell You 349 00:17:23,137 --> 00:17:24,806 How Impressed I Am. 350 00:17:24,806 --> 00:17:26,641 What Do You Mean? 351 00:17:26,641 --> 00:17:28,225 When I Was Your Age 352 00:17:28,225 --> 00:17:31,229 I Could Never Find A Way To Stay Up. 353 00:17:31,229 --> 00:17:33,231 You Gave Mom And Dad A List 354 00:17:33,231 --> 00:17:35,783 And They Changed It. 355 00:17:35,783 --> 00:17:38,786 What Are You Really Doing In Here? 356 00:17:38,786 --> 00:17:40,588 You're Making Fun Of Me. 357 00:17:40,588 --> 00:17:42,990 No, I'm Really Proud Of You. 358 00:17:42,990 --> 00:17:44,231 I Don't Believe It. 359 00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:48,229 You Came In Here To Laugh At Me Because I'm Tired. 360 00:17:48,229 --> 00:17:49,864 What's Wrong With You? 361 00:17:49,864 --> 00:17:51,866 Don't Play Dumb With Me. 362 00:17:51,866 --> 00:17:53,868 I Know What You're Doing. 363 00:17:53,868 --> 00:17:57,004 The Whole Family's Setting Me Up To Fail. 364 00:17:57,004 --> 00:18:01,542 Kenny Said You're Trying To Teach Me A Lesson. 365 00:18:01,542 --> 00:18:04,222 You Don't Think I Can Stay Up. 366 00:18:04,222 --> 00:18:05,947 I'm On To You, Sister. 367 00:18:07,749 --> 00:18:08,916 You're The Ones 368 00:18:08,916 --> 00:18:11,085 That Will Look Like Fools, See 369 00:18:11,085 --> 00:18:12,687 When I Pull This Off. 370 00:18:12,687 --> 00:18:15,156 You Know What Your Problem Is? 371 00:18:15,156 --> 00:18:17,125 You've Been Staying Up 372 00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:19,230 Watching Too Many Gangster Movies. 373 00:18:19,230 --> 00:18:22,230 I'll Watch What I Want, When I Want. 374 00:18:22,230 --> 00:18:24,229 You Palookas Can't Stop Me. 375 00:18:26,033 --> 00:18:28,035 I've Been In Tougher Fixes. 376 00:18:28,035 --> 00:18:31,226 Take Your Phony Smile And Hit The Bricks. 377 00:18:33,226 --> 00:18:34,942 Hit The Bricks? 378 00:18:34,942 --> 00:18:36,644 Yeah, Scram, Baby. 379 00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:48,589 They're Not Going To Take Me Alive, Yeah. 380 00:18:55,230 --> 00:18:57,230 All Right. 381 00:18:57,230 --> 00:19:00,230 A Lovely Snack For Two. 382 00:19:02,231 --> 00:19:04,231 Rudy's Been Quiet For Three Hours. 383 00:19:04,231 --> 00:19:08,227 Do You Think She's Going To Watch Television With You? 384 00:19:08,227 --> 00:19:10,227 No, But I Promised Her 385 00:19:10,227 --> 00:19:13,228 That I Would Be Here, And I Shall. 386 00:19:13,228 --> 00:19:15,750 I Hope She Doesn't Make It 387 00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:18,222 Because Frankly, She Needs The Rest. 388 00:19:18,222 --> 00:19:23,222 And I Could Enjoy Some Time Alone With You. 389 00:19:23,222 --> 00:19:24,692 With Nothing 390 00:19:24,692 --> 00:19:27,962 But The Flickering Light Of The Television 391 00:19:27,962 --> 00:19:29,964 To Illuminate Us. 392 00:19:31,222 --> 00:19:32,867 Hi, Here I Am. 393 00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:35,002 No One's Going To Tell Me 394 00:19:35,002 --> 00:19:36,228 I Can't Stay Up. 395 00:19:36,228 --> 00:19:38,231 You Really Want To Do This? 396 00:19:38,231 --> 00:19:39,231 Mm-Hmm. 397 00:19:39,231 --> 00:19:41,231 Make Room On The Couch. 398 00:19:41,231 --> 00:19:43,231 I Had Something Going 399 00:19:43,231 --> 00:19:45,580 Till You Came Down Here. 400 00:19:45,580 --> 00:19:47,715 You Can Go To Your Room. 401 00:19:47,715 --> 00:19:49,650 I'll Leave You Two. 402 00:19:49,650 --> 00:19:51,224 Good Night. 403 00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:52,653 Good Night, Honey. 404 00:19:55,225 --> 00:19:56,791 Flip On The Tube. 405 00:19:56,791 --> 00:19:59,225 We're Going To Miss Johnny's Monologue. 406 00:19:59,225 --> 00:20:00,225 What? 407 00:20:00,225 --> 00:20:01,796 Put The Tube On. 408 00:20:02,797 --> 00:20:04,699 I'm Almost Sick Of You. 409 00:20:06,809 --> 00:20:09,112 This Is Ed Mcmahon, Along With Doc Severinsen 410 00:20:09,112 --> 00:20:10,341 And The Nbc Orchestra 411 00:20:10,341 --> 00:20:12,172 Inviting You To Join Johnny And His Guests 412 00:20:12,172 --> 00:20:14,172 Robert Klein, Blair Brown 413 00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:17,721 And Seven-Year-Old California Commissioner 414 00:20:17,721 --> 00:20:20,175 Teddy Andrews. 415 00:20:20,175 --> 00:20:25,481 And Now, Ladies And Gentlemen, Heeeere's Johnny. 416 00:20:51,716 --> 00:20:54,042 Hi-Yo!