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Okay, Straight Back.

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Don't Scratch The Door.

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Watch Your Fingers.

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Okay.

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Why Don't You Put It Down
Right There?

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In With The New,
Out With The Old.

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Let's Go, Jerry.

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You Know Where This Goes?

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Yeah, 1268 Hudson.

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Right, The Tibideauxs--

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My Sister And Brother-In-Law.

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They Get The Couch
And The Chair.

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Got You.

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My Mom Wanted Me
To Give You This.

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Thanks.

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Don't Leave.

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I Have A Box
Of Sondra's Things.

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Uh... Pardon Me.

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What's Going On?

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We Brought Your New Couch.

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We're Taking This To Tibideaux.

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I Don't Know About This.

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Yeah, New Couch Ordered By
Mrs. Huxtable.

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You Mr. Huxtable?

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Doctor.

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We'll See You Later, Doc.

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No, No.

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Bring That Back.

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Dad.

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How Do You Like
The New Couch?

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Fine, But Put That Down.

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Is This Staying
Or Going?

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This Is Staying,
So Put It Down.

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This Goes.

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No.

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Mom Said It Goes.

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Yeah, Well, You're Going.

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Put That Down, Please.

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She's Doing What
Her Mother Asked.

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Pardon?

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Thank You.

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I Better Call Mom
And Tell Her About This.

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Call Your Mother.

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Call Her Every Day.

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Call Her All Day Long.

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Tell Me Somebody's
Moving Something

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That I Didn't Give
Any Permission.

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I Am A Half-Interest Owner

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In This Place.

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You Understand?

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This Has Been My Sofa.

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I've Watched
Black-And-White Westerns

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From This Sofa.

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It Has Cuddled Me.

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You Understand?

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This I Don't Know.

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I Don't
Know This.

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This Will Stay.

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If You Have Trouble
With Mrs. Huxtable

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Tell Her I Said To Leave It.

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This Is For You.

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Thank You.

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And This Is For You.

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You're A Real
Sport, Doc.

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Thanks A Lot.

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Take Care.

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Have A Good Day.

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Don't Worry.

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I'll Fix The Door.

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Take Care.

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Yes, Indeed.

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Take My Sofa, Jack.

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Couldn't Reach Mom.

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She's On Her Way Home.

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Fine.

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Let It Be That.

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I'm Looking
At This Thing.

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This May Be All Right
For Some People.

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It Would Be Fine
For You And Rudy To Jump On.

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But I'm Talking About Life!

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They Tried To Separate Us.

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It's Here!

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I Love It!

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It Looks Better Than It Did
On The Showroom Floor.

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What Is This?

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Mom, I Tried,
But Dad Overruled You.

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You Had A Patient
At 4:00.

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That's Why I Scheduled
The Delivery For Now.

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And Thank Goodness
My Patient Cancelled

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Or Else I Would Not
Have Been Here

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To See My Wife
Stab Me In The Sofa.

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We Can Discuss This Later.

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I Have News For
The Whole Family.

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Theo, Rudy,
Come Downstairs.

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Vanessa, Have A Seat
On The New Couch.

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The New Couch Came.

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It's Nice.

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My Son, Sit With Me
On The Old Sofa.

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When Are We Getting Rid
Of This Old Thing?

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This Is A Cold-Blooded House.

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Okay.

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The News Is
I'm Going To Be On Television.

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Unbelievable!
All Right, Tv!

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Soul Train!

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No.

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What Show?

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Retrospective.

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Never Heard Of It.

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It's A Political
Panel Discussion.

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Intelligent People Get Together
And Discuss History.

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They Have The Same Three Guys
Every Week.

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How Did You Get On?

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They Want To Liven Things Up.

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If It Works Out,
I Could Be A Regular.

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All I'm Saying Is
Watch Out.

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You And I
Have Watched That Program.

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You Know How Those Three Get
With Each Other.

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They Are Some Nasty Little Men.

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You Forget
Who You're Talking To.

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I've Gone Against
Some Of The Nastiest Attorneys

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In This City.

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I Can Hold My Ground.

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Ooh, Go, Mom.

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This Is The Set.

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And There's
The Three Wise Men.

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They're Probably Engaged In Some
Deep, Philosophical Discussion

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At This Very Moment.

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Phil, That Is Truly
An Incomprehensible Statement.

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How Can You Reach
Such A Ludicrous Conclusion?

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I'm Sorry,
But I Stand By My Opinion.

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I Believe The Celtics
Will Beat The Knicks

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In The Garden Tonight.

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Mrs. Huxtable?

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We're Starting
In One Minute.

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Your Seat Is
On The Left.

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Okay.

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Dr. Huxtable, You Watch
From The Green Room.

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There's Coffee
And Doughnuts.

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Doughnuts!

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Cliff?

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No Doughnuts.

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Break A Brain.

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Gentlemen, We're Ready To Start.

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This Is Our New Panelist,
Clair Huxtable.

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I'm Phil Kensington.

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Mason Benedict.

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Ian Traugett.

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I Feel Like
I Know All Of You.

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I Watch The Show
Every Week.

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Someone Wakes Up
At 8:00 Sunday Mornings.

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You Must Be The One
Who Shows Up

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In Our Ratings.

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Ten Seconds.

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Quiet, Please.

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In Five, Four,
Three, Two...

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( Theme Music )

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Good Morning And Welcome
To Retrospective

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The Weekly Program That Explores
Historical Events

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From An Economic, Social
And Political Perspective.

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I Am Your Host,
Ian Traugett.

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This Week We Examine
The Great Depression

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The Bleakest Of Times
On The American Landscape.

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Was It An Aberration
In The Natural Fiscal Cycle

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Or Was It An Economic
Inevitability?

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To Examine This Question

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We Are Joined By
Our Regular Panelists--

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Mason Benedict,
Noted Author, Essayist

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And Consultant To The Institute
Of National Conservatism

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Phillip Kensington,
Author, Historian

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And Founder Of
Americans For Democratic Reform

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And For The First Time
In Our Show's History

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We're Introducing
A New Panelist--

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Clair Huxtable

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Attorney And Partner
In The Corporate Law Firm

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Of Greentree,
Bradley And Dexter.

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Welcome.

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Hi.

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Hi.

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I'm Hector.

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Nice To Meet You.

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I'm Here To Make Sure
You Don't Eat The Doughnuts.

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Gentlemen And Lady

183
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Who Would Like To Be The First
To Journey Into The Abyss

184
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Of The Great Depression?

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Ian, First Of All

186
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Your Question Was Half-Baked.

187
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The Depression Was Not
An Aberration Or Inevitability.

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It Was A Self-Corrective Event
In The History Of Our Economy.

189
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A Simple Answer
From A Simple Mind.

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How Can You Refer To Something
As Self-Corrective

191
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When 24% Of The Labor Force
Was Thrown Into The Streets?

192
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Children Were
On Sidewalks

193
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Selling Apples
For A Nickel.

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Once Again You're
Sweeping Us Through History

195
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In A Canoe Of Tears.

196
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When Will You Liberals
Face The Fact

197
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Franklin Roosevelt
Kept This Depression Going

198
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With Suffocating
Regulations

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And Socialist Programs

200
00:09:02,831 --> 00:09:06,998
Like The W.P.A., The P.W.A.,
The C.C.C. And The N.R.A.?

201
00:09:06,998 --> 00:09:09,098
It Was A Lot Of B.U.L.L.

202
00:09:10,664 --> 00:09:14,498
I Thought The Presence Of A Lady
Would Encourage These Gentlemen

203
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To Be More Civil,
But I Guess Not.

204
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It's All Right.

205
00:09:18,664 --> 00:09:20,331
I'm The Mother Of Five.

206
00:09:20,331 --> 00:09:23,264
I'm Quite Accustomed
To Uncivil Behavior.

207
00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:26,831
You Mentioned The N.R.A.--

208
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The National Recovery
Administration.

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I Think We Can't Begin
To Discuss The Depression

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Unless We Examine

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The Ramifications Of The Supreme
Court Decision Of 1935

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Which Declared The N.R.A.
Unconstitutional.

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00:09:41,898 --> 00:09:43,831
She's Cooking, Isn't She?

214
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Rice And Beans.

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Nobody Has Addressed

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What I Consider To Be
A Major Factor:

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The Nation's Flawed
Banking Structure.

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Banking Had Nothing
To Do With It.

219
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You're Sending Up Smoke Screens.

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It Was A Classic
Business Downturn--

221
00:10:01,798 --> 00:10:06,098
An Exhaustion Of Labor And
Resources That Led To The Bust.

222
00:10:06,098 --> 00:10:07,564
Actually, That's Not True.

223
00:10:08,964 --> 00:10:10,164
Pardon Me?

224
00:10:10,164 --> 00:10:12,264
In 1929,
There Were Enough Raw Materials

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00:10:12,264 --> 00:10:14,598
To Maintain The Current
Rate Of Production.

226
00:10:14,598 --> 00:10:16,298
Do You Have A Source
To Back That Up?

227
00:10:16,298 --> 00:10:19,564
The Great Crash
By John Kenneth Galbraith.

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I Read That Book,
And You're Wrong.

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I Don't Think I Am.

230
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Ian, You Have The Book
In Your Office.

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Yes.

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00:10:27,831 --> 00:10:28,931
Let's Get It.

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00:10:28,931 --> 00:10:31,831
You'll Be Sorry
If We Get The Book.

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00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:34,198
I Want The Book.

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00:10:35,831 --> 00:10:39,298
I See That It's Time
For A Commercial Break.

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We'll Be Back In A Minute.

237
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( Theme Music )

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You Know What
These Are?

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Keys.

240
00:10:49,131 --> 00:10:50,631
Uh-Huh.

241
00:10:50,631 --> 00:10:54,898
Can A Key On That Ring
Open The Door Where The Book Is?

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Si.

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00:10:56,198 --> 00:10:58,331
My Wife Wants The Book.

244
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I Know Where
The Room Is.

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Let's Go.

246
00:11:01,131 --> 00:11:02,398
You Lead The Way.

247
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Andale.

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00:11:13,331 --> 00:11:15,831
We're Still
In A Commercial Break

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For Another Minute.

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Clair.

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May I Call You Clair?

252
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Of Course.

253
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If We Had The Book

254
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I'd Be Proven Correct.

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00:11:24,931 --> 00:11:27,264
There Weren't Enough
Raw Materials In 1929

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To Maintain Production.

257
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There Were Enough Raw Materials.

258
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It's In The Book.

259
00:11:31,898 --> 00:11:33,431
There's No Time

260
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To Get The Book.

261
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:39,498
Who Are You?

262
00:11:39,498 --> 00:11:40,931
We Have It.

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00:11:40,931 --> 00:11:43,598
The Great Crash
By John Kenneth Galbraith.

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Fine.

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00:11:45,431 --> 00:11:47,964
Now We Can
Straighten This Out.

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Chapter Nine,
Gentlemen, Page 173.

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Aha.

268
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Okay, Here It Is.

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"Raw Materials
In 1929 Were Ample

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For The Current Rate
Of Production."

271
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That Has Very Little Effect
On My Argument.

272
00:12:05,431 --> 00:12:08,164
You Were Placing
Great Emphasis On That Point.

273
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I Was Not.

274
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You Weren't Listening.

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Steve:
Here We Go.

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In Five, Four,
Three, Two...

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Welcome Back
To Retrospective.

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As It Turns Out,
Mrs. Huxtable Is Correct.

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There Was Ample
Raw Material

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To Maintain Production
In 1929.

281
00:12:26,364 --> 00:12:30,431
It Appears Our Colleague,
Mr. Benedict, Is Fallible.

282
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I've Been Aware
Of His Fallibility

283
00:12:32,798 --> 00:12:34,064
For 12 Years.

284
00:12:34,064 --> 00:12:36,098
Let's Get
Serious Again.

285
00:12:36,098 --> 00:12:39,531
I'd Like To Go Back
To Our Discussion.

286
00:12:39,531 --> 00:12:41,431
Did You Want
To Add Something?

287
00:12:41,431 --> 00:12:44,031
The Depression Was
Ravaging The Nation

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When The Market
Began To Recover.

289
00:12:46,831 --> 00:12:50,498
The Crash Was
A Precipitating Event.

290
00:12:50,498 --> 00:12:53,464
That Is The Most
Ridiculous Thing I've...

291
00:12:53,464 --> 00:12:55,564
I Wouldn't Call
Her Opinion Ridiculous.

292
00:12:55,564 --> 00:12:57,031
A Bit Naive, Perhaps.

293
00:12:57,031 --> 00:12:59,431
My Opinion Is Neither
Naive Nor Ridiculous.

294
00:12:59,431 --> 00:13:01,631
How Can You Have A Discussion

295
00:13:01,631 --> 00:13:04,664
If All Points Are Not
Taken Into Consideration?

296
00:13:04,664 --> 00:13:07,098
It's Time
For A Commercial Break.

297
00:13:07,098 --> 00:13:08,698
You Just Took A Break.

298
00:13:08,698 --> 00:13:10,631
We're Taking
Another One.

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00:13:10,631 --> 00:13:12,631
We'll Be
Right Back.

300
00:13:14,298 --> 00:13:16,131
Steve:
Clear.

301
00:13:16,131 --> 00:13:17,864
Steve!

302
00:13:17,864 --> 00:13:19,831
Ian, Why Did You Break?

303
00:13:19,831 --> 00:13:20,898
I Wanted To.

304
00:13:20,898 --> 00:13:21,931
It's Not Scheduled.

305
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,064
I Felt Things

306
00:13:23,064 --> 00:13:24,964
Were Getting Out Of Control.

307
00:13:24,964 --> 00:13:26,698
Ian's Right.

308
00:13:26,698 --> 00:13:27,998
She Was Disrupting.

309
00:13:27,998 --> 00:13:30,864
I Was Participating
In The Conversation.

310
00:13:30,864 --> 00:13:34,198
I Don't Think This New Panelist
Is Working Out.

311
00:13:35,798 --> 00:13:39,564
Ian, The Station Manager Is
Concerned About Our Low Ratings.

312
00:13:39,564 --> 00:13:41,964
We're Trying
To Broaden Our Viewership.

313
00:13:41,964 --> 00:13:44,931
Then Let Her Speak
On The Black Topics.

314
00:13:44,931 --> 00:13:46,331
Excuse Me.

315
00:13:46,331 --> 00:13:48,064
Black Topics?

316
00:13:48,064 --> 00:13:50,431
Is That What I'm Here For?

317
00:13:50,431 --> 00:13:52,764
You're Also Here
To Speak For Women.

318
00:13:52,764 --> 00:13:55,564
I Am A Woman Who Is Black

319
00:13:55,564 --> 00:13:58,064
But I'm Also Knowledgeable
About History

320
00:13:58,064 --> 00:14:01,131
Which Is Why I Thought
I Was Invited

321
00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:04,964
But When You Look At Me,
This Is All You See?

322
00:14:04,964 --> 00:14:06,331
A Black Woman?

323
00:14:06,331 --> 00:14:08,031
No, No, No.

324
00:14:08,031 --> 00:14:11,164
We Have To Get Back
To The Show.

325
00:14:11,164 --> 00:14:13,664
Ian, Are You Calm Enough
To Continue?

326
00:14:13,664 --> 00:14:15,298
I Guess.

327
00:14:15,298 --> 00:14:17,964
I'll Give It
The Old College Try.

328
00:14:17,964 --> 00:14:19,564
Fine.

329
00:14:19,564 --> 00:14:20,964
Quiet, Please.

330
00:14:20,964 --> 00:14:25,464
In Five, Four,
Three, Two...

331
00:14:25,464 --> 00:14:28,164
Well, We're Back.

332
00:14:28,164 --> 00:14:30,164
Mrs. Huxtable

333
00:14:30,164 --> 00:14:32,231
We Only Have 30 Seconds Left.

334
00:14:32,231 --> 00:14:33,898
Could You Tell Us

335
00:14:33,898 --> 00:14:36,998
What Effect The Depression
Had On The Blacks?

336
00:14:36,998 --> 00:14:41,864
You Want Me To Sum That Up
In 30 Seconds?

337
00:14:41,864 --> 00:14:44,464
It's Closer
To 20 Seconds Now.

338
00:14:44,464 --> 00:14:46,798
How Did The Depression
Affect Blacks?

339
00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:54,031
Well, We Learned That Misery
Does Not Love Company.

340
00:14:56,131 --> 00:15:00,298
That's Today's Edition
Of Retrospective.

341
00:15:00,298 --> 00:15:02,131
I'm Ian Traugett.

342
00:15:02,131 --> 00:15:04,564
Join Us Again Next Week.

343
00:15:04,564 --> 00:15:07,698
( Theme Music )

344
00:15:10,464 --> 00:15:12,298
Told You

345
00:15:12,298 --> 00:15:14,064
She Could Handle Herself.

346
00:15:14,064 --> 00:15:16,231
Your Wife, La Mujer Perfecta.

347
00:15:16,231 --> 00:15:20,198
How Long Will It Be
For Her To Come Down Here?

348
00:15:20,198 --> 00:15:22,998
They Will Take Off
Her Make-Up.

349
00:15:22,998 --> 00:15:25,298
Do You Want
Some Cuban Coffee?

350
00:15:25,298 --> 00:15:27,298
Yes, I Think I Will.

351
00:15:27,298 --> 00:15:28,631
There You Are.

352
00:15:28,631 --> 00:15:30,131
Whew, Whew.

353
00:15:30,131 --> 00:15:31,831
This Is Angry.

354
00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,231
Strong Coffee.

355
00:15:33,231 --> 00:15:35,964
Uh, No, No.

356
00:15:35,964 --> 00:15:36,964
No Good.

357
00:15:36,964 --> 00:15:38,264
No Doughnuts.

358
00:15:38,264 --> 00:15:39,264
My Wife Doesn't

359
00:15:39,264 --> 00:15:40,631
Let Me Have Doughnuts.

360
00:15:40,631 --> 00:15:43,198
Your Wife Won't Let You, Either?

361
00:15:43,198 --> 00:15:44,964
Well, Have Some Coffee.

362
00:15:44,964 --> 00:15:46,464
Have Some Coffee.

363
00:15:46,464 --> 00:15:47,964
Oh, Boy.

364
00:15:47,964 --> 00:15:49,864
Wait.

365
00:15:49,864 --> 00:15:50,964
Wait.

366
00:15:50,964 --> 00:15:52,931
What Are You Doing?

367
00:15:52,931 --> 00:15:55,031
This Is A Doughnut.

368
00:15:55,031 --> 00:15:56,631
Yeah, I Know

369
00:15:56,631 --> 00:15:59,131
And This Is A Doughnut.

370
00:15:59,131 --> 00:16:01,864
This Is Not A Doughnut.

371
00:16:01,864 --> 00:16:04,031
This Is Not A Doughnut.

372
00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:05,698
No.

373
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:06,964
You Can Have It.

374
00:16:06,964 --> 00:16:09,031
Good.

375
00:16:11,098 --> 00:16:13,331
This Is Not A Doughnut.

376
00:16:13,331 --> 00:16:14,598
Cliff?

377
00:16:16,898 --> 00:16:18,464
Eat Your Pastry.

378
00:16:18,464 --> 00:16:20,464
I'm Just Glad
You're Here.

379
00:16:20,464 --> 00:16:24,031
Dear, You Were
Absolutely Perfecta.

380
00:16:24,031 --> 00:16:25,631
You Were Estupenda.

381
00:16:25,631 --> 00:16:27,964
Estuve Maravillosa.

382
00:16:27,964 --> 00:16:29,298
Muchas Gracias.

383
00:16:29,298 --> 00:16:30,631
De Nada.

384
00:16:30,631 --> 00:16:33,631
I Just Want
To Get Out Of Here.

385
00:16:33,631 --> 00:16:36,964
( Ring )

386
00:16:36,964 --> 00:16:37,964
Hello.

387
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:38,964
One Second.

388
00:16:38,964 --> 00:16:40,898
Senora, Para Usted.

389
00:16:40,898 --> 00:16:42,464
Okay, Thank You.

390
00:16:43,964 --> 00:16:45,698
Hello.

391
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:48,564
Really?

392
00:16:48,564 --> 00:16:50,964
Let Me Think About That
A Minute.

393
00:16:50,964 --> 00:16:52,064
The Producers Say

394
00:16:52,064 --> 00:16:55,031
It's The Best Show
They've Ever Had.

395
00:16:55,031 --> 00:16:57,031
They Want Me
To Stay.

396
00:16:57,031 --> 00:16:59,698
It's Up To You, Dear.

397
00:16:59,698 --> 00:17:02,064
I've Thought About It.

398
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:04,298
The Answer's No, Thank You.

399
00:17:05,498 --> 00:17:07,498
Getting Up
At 4:30 A.M.

400
00:17:07,498 --> 00:17:09,864
To Prove Myself To Three Men

401
00:17:09,864 --> 00:17:12,364
Who Are Basking
In The Nonexistent Rays

402
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:15,098
Of Their Own Intelligence
Is Not Fun.

403
00:17:23,164 --> 00:17:25,431
That Is Not A Doughnut.

404
00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:38,131
Mom And Dad
Better Hurry

405
00:17:38,131 --> 00:17:39,998
Or They'll
Miss Their Show.

406
00:17:39,998 --> 00:17:44,631
Guys, I Want You To See
What I Did With The Furniture.

407
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:49,464
I Rearranged It So Both
Mom And Dad Would Be Happy.

408
00:17:51,831 --> 00:17:53,298
Wow.

409
00:17:53,298 --> 00:17:55,664
This Is Great.

410
00:17:55,664 --> 00:17:58,498
Theo, They'll Never
Go For This.

411
00:18:01,031 --> 00:18:02,931
Ah, This Looks Perfect.

412
00:18:04,398 --> 00:18:05,698
No.

413
00:18:05,698 --> 00:18:07,031
Come On.

414
00:18:07,031 --> 00:18:08,364
Please.

415
00:18:08,364 --> 00:18:10,031
This Is My Couch.

416
00:18:10,031 --> 00:18:11,698
This Is My Chair.

417
00:18:11,698 --> 00:18:13,698
Cliff, Let Go.

418
00:18:13,698 --> 00:18:17,031
I Know How Attached
You Are To These Things

419
00:18:17,031 --> 00:18:20,364
But There Comes
A Time In Every Man's Life

420
00:18:20,364 --> 00:18:22,698
When He Has To Let Go.

421
00:18:22,698 --> 00:18:25,364
Yeah, And If He's Married,
Many Times.

422
00:18:25,364 --> 00:18:26,964
Darling, Let It Go.

423
00:18:26,964 --> 00:18:28,298
Come On, Kids.

424
00:18:28,298 --> 00:18:29,864
Let's Get Our Coats.

425
00:18:29,864 --> 00:18:31,464
What About
Your Show?

426
00:18:31,464 --> 00:18:34,798
I'll Tell You About It
On The Way To Church.

427
00:18:34,798 --> 00:18:36,131
You Coming?

428
00:18:37,964 --> 00:18:40,798
Just Let Me Have
A Minute Here.