1 00:01:08,298 --> 00:01:09,931 Elvin: Hey, Guys. 2 00:01:09,931 --> 00:01:11,931 Yeah. 3 00:01:11,931 --> 00:01:14,598 Hey, Look Over Here. 4 00:01:14,598 --> 00:01:15,764 Look At Daddy. 5 00:01:15,764 --> 00:01:16,798 Look At Daddy. 6 00:01:16,798 --> 00:01:18,464 ( Laughing ) 7 00:01:18,464 --> 00:01:19,931 Muffin, Come Here. 8 00:01:19,931 --> 00:01:21,598 Pick Up Winnie And Nelson. 9 00:01:21,598 --> 00:01:22,931 Honey, Stop It. 10 00:01:22,931 --> 00:01:24,298 Let Me Change First. 11 00:01:24,298 --> 00:01:26,964 You Said You'd Cut This Part Out. 12 00:01:26,964 --> 00:01:28,298 I Couldn't Resist. 13 00:01:28,298 --> 00:01:30,931 Just Show The Babies And Don't Show Me. 14 00:01:30,931 --> 00:01:32,098 I Promise. 15 00:01:35,264 --> 00:01:36,931 Say Gitchee-Gitchee-Goo. 16 00:01:36,931 --> 00:01:39,631 I'm Not Going To Say That. 17 00:01:41,464 --> 00:01:42,764 Looky. 18 00:01:42,764 --> 00:01:44,264 Looky. 19 00:01:44,264 --> 00:01:47,264 You Said You Weren't Going To Show Me. 20 00:01:47,264 --> 00:01:48,431 It's Not On. 21 00:01:51,164 --> 00:01:52,431 Really? 22 00:01:52,431 --> 00:01:54,531 Yeah, It's Not Running. 23 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:56,831 Great Fake-Out, Elvin. 24 00:01:56,831 --> 00:01:59,164 I'm Good At Getting People To Act Natural. 25 00:01:59,164 --> 00:02:00,664 That's Because You Lie. 26 00:02:00,664 --> 00:02:04,564 I'm Glad They Didn't Have Video Cameras 27 00:02:04,564 --> 00:02:06,298 When Your Father Became A Father. 28 00:02:06,298 --> 00:02:07,431 Watch The Video. 29 00:02:07,431 --> 00:02:09,064 Don't Look At The Camera. 30 00:02:09,064 --> 00:02:11,298 Put That Thing Down! 31 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:15,264 It's The First Video I've Gotten Of People Watching My Videos. 32 00:02:15,264 --> 00:02:17,264 It's A Whole New Dimension. 33 00:02:17,264 --> 00:02:19,698 Just Look Natural, Please. 34 00:02:19,698 --> 00:02:22,264 Okay, Kenny, Let's Act Natural. 35 00:02:22,264 --> 00:02:24,798 Clair: Let's All Act Natural. 36 00:02:24,798 --> 00:02:28,598 ♪ La Cucaracha, La Cucaracha ♪ 37 00:02:28,598 --> 00:02:31,364 ♪ Ya No Quiere Caminar ♪ 38 00:02:31,364 --> 00:02:35,264 ♪ Porque No Tiene A Las Piernas ♪ 39 00:02:35,264 --> 00:02:36,931 ♪ Es Dificil ♪ 40 00:02:36,931 --> 00:02:38,264 ♪ Ha, Ha, Ha ♪ 41 00:02:38,264 --> 00:02:42,264 Elvin: Honey, I've Never Seen That Face On You. 42 00:02:42,264 --> 00:02:45,764 Thank You For Not Looking Into The Camera, Kenny. 43 00:02:48,098 --> 00:02:53,264 Mr. Natural Himself Coming Up Here. 44 00:02:53,264 --> 00:02:54,731 Thank You. 45 00:02:54,731 --> 00:02:56,364 Next. 46 00:02:56,364 --> 00:02:58,798 Elvin: Granddad! 47 00:02:58,798 --> 00:03:00,364 Hi, Grandpa. 48 00:03:00,364 --> 00:03:02,198 Hi, Clair. 49 00:03:02,198 --> 00:03:04,198 I Want A Video Of You 50 00:03:04,198 --> 00:03:05,998 Watching The Family Watching My Video. 51 00:03:05,998 --> 00:03:08,398 Elvin, That's Enough. 52 00:03:08,398 --> 00:03:11,564 I See Everybody Except My Great-Grandchildren. 53 00:03:11,564 --> 00:03:13,264 They're Upstairs Taking A Nap. 54 00:03:13,264 --> 00:03:14,464 They're On Video. 55 00:03:14,464 --> 00:03:16,598 Everybody Doesn't Mind Watching This Again. 56 00:03:16,598 --> 00:03:18,698 No! 57 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:20,798 I'll Show That To You Later. 58 00:03:20,798 --> 00:03:22,498 Would You Stay For Dinner? 59 00:03:22,498 --> 00:03:25,798 I'm On My Way Home From Madison Square Garden. 60 00:03:25,798 --> 00:03:27,131 I Visited A Friend 61 00:03:27,131 --> 00:03:30,031 Whose Grandson Is Playing In A Band There Tonight. 62 00:03:30,031 --> 00:03:32,764 Tonight's The Night Of The Michael Jackson Concert. 63 00:03:32,764 --> 00:03:34,864 Is He In The Band? 64 00:03:34,864 --> 00:03:36,431 I Believe He Said 65 00:03:36,431 --> 00:03:39,564 The Young Fellow Who Sings Is Named Michael Jackson. 66 00:03:39,564 --> 00:03:41,964 You Know Somebody In Michael Jackson's Band? 67 00:03:41,964 --> 00:03:43,931 He Offered Me Eight Tickets. 68 00:03:43,931 --> 00:03:45,931 I Didn't Know Anyone Who Wanted Them 69 00:03:45,931 --> 00:03:47,631 So I Turned Him Down. 70 00:03:47,631 --> 00:03:51,631 ( Frantic Yelling ) 71 00:03:51,631 --> 00:03:53,431 Why Is Everybody So Upset? 72 00:03:53,431 --> 00:03:55,031 It's Just A Music Concert. 73 00:03:55,031 --> 00:03:58,431 Michael Jackson Is The Hottest Thing In Music Today. 74 00:03:58,431 --> 00:03:59,598 Is That A Fact? 75 00:03:59,598 --> 00:04:00,931 Yes! 76 00:04:00,931 --> 00:04:03,398 That Concert's Been Sold Out For Months. 77 00:04:03,398 --> 00:04:06,431 You've Got To Call Him And Demand Those Tickets. 78 00:04:06,431 --> 00:04:09,098 I'm Afraid It's Too Late For That. 79 00:04:09,098 --> 00:04:12,764 I'm Going To Get A Soda. 80 00:04:12,764 --> 00:04:14,698 Wait. 81 00:04:14,698 --> 00:04:16,598 What's Wrong With My Memory? 82 00:04:16,598 --> 00:04:18,764 Look What I Have Here. 83 00:04:18,764 --> 00:04:20,931 I Did Get Those Tickets. 84 00:04:20,931 --> 00:04:23,764 ( Yelling And Screaming ) 85 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:25,164 Great Fake-Out. 86 00:04:25,164 --> 00:04:26,598 Scream Again. 87 00:04:26,598 --> 00:04:29,864 Take The Tickets Out. 88 00:04:29,864 --> 00:04:33,231 Are There Enough Tickets For Everybody? 89 00:04:33,231 --> 00:04:35,231 There's Anna And Me. 90 00:04:35,231 --> 00:04:38,631 You Two Don't Want To See A Michael Jackson Concert. 91 00:04:38,631 --> 00:04:40,631 We Love Michael. 92 00:04:40,631 --> 00:04:41,931 He's Bad! 93 00:04:41,931 --> 00:04:44,598 That's Two And Then There's Me. 94 00:04:44,598 --> 00:04:46,598 I'm Definitely Getting A Ticket. 95 00:04:46,598 --> 00:04:47,931 Me, Too. 96 00:04:47,931 --> 00:04:49,331 Me, Too. 97 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:51,431 With Mom And Dad, That's Seven. 98 00:04:51,431 --> 00:04:54,598 Sondra And Elvin Will Flip For The Last Ticket. 99 00:04:54,598 --> 00:04:56,264 They Can Have Those Tickets. 100 00:04:56,264 --> 00:04:58,898 Cliff And I Can Baby-Sit. 101 00:04:58,898 --> 00:05:00,564 Sondra: Oh, Mom, No. 102 00:05:00,564 --> 00:05:03,864 We'd Love To Stay Home With The Babies. 103 00:05:03,864 --> 00:05:06,198 Okay. Thanks. 104 00:05:06,198 --> 00:05:08,598 That Still Leaves One Extra Ticket. 105 00:05:08,598 --> 00:05:10,198 Who Gets That? 106 00:05:10,198 --> 00:05:11,598 Ahem! 107 00:05:11,598 --> 00:05:13,431 Ahem! 108 00:05:13,431 --> 00:05:14,931 Kenny, Are You Sick? 109 00:05:14,931 --> 00:05:19,364 That Ticket Should Go To A Close Friend Of The Family. 110 00:05:19,364 --> 00:05:21,631 Good Idea. 111 00:05:21,631 --> 00:05:23,564 I Wish I Could Think Of Somebody. 112 00:05:23,564 --> 00:05:25,464 We Could Look In The Phone Book. 113 00:05:25,464 --> 00:05:26,398 Hey! 114 00:05:26,398 --> 00:05:30,364 You Get The Extra Ticket. 115 00:05:30,364 --> 00:05:31,598 All Right! 116 00:05:31,598 --> 00:05:34,431 It's About Time You Gave It To Me. 117 00:05:34,431 --> 00:05:35,831 I'm Calling Kara. 118 00:05:35,831 --> 00:05:37,264 I'm So Excited! 119 00:05:37,264 --> 00:05:39,731 This Is Going To Be So Great. 120 00:05:39,731 --> 00:05:42,298 I'll Pick Out What I'll Wear. 121 00:05:42,298 --> 00:05:44,498 I'll Help You To Make Sure 122 00:05:44,498 --> 00:05:46,264 You Look Good. 123 00:05:51,064 --> 00:05:52,764 Michael Jackson! 124 00:05:52,764 --> 00:05:54,264 I Can't Believe It. 125 00:05:54,264 --> 00:05:58,398 We Haven't Been Out Since The Babies Were Born. 126 00:05:58,398 --> 00:06:00,464 I Feel Bad About Your Parents 127 00:06:00,464 --> 00:06:04,131 I Think They Should Have The Tickets. 128 00:06:04,131 --> 00:06:06,264 I Said You Could Have Them. 129 00:06:06,264 --> 00:06:08,731 I Mean It. 130 00:06:09,798 --> 00:06:11,264 People Are Saying It's Michael's Last Tour. 131 00:06:11,264 --> 00:06:14,764 It's A Shame Because He's Dancing Better Than Ever. 132 00:06:14,764 --> 00:06:19,231 I'm Really Not Much Of A Michael Jackson Fan. 133 00:06:19,231 --> 00:06:20,498 What Do You Mean? 134 00:06:20,498 --> 00:06:22,598 You Have All Of His Albums. 135 00:06:22,598 --> 00:06:23,931 You Bought His Book. 136 00:06:23,931 --> 00:06:25,664 You Even Learned To Moonwalk. 137 00:06:27,898 --> 00:06:29,598 Madison Square Garden Is So Big. 138 00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:31,764 We'll Probably Sit In The Back. 139 00:06:31,764 --> 00:06:33,931 We'll Need A Telescope To See Him. 140 00:06:33,931 --> 00:06:35,264 Not With These. 141 00:06:35,264 --> 00:06:37,098 Eighth Row Center. 142 00:06:37,098 --> 00:06:38,931 You'll Probably Sit Next To 143 00:06:38,931 --> 00:06:40,531 Latoya And Jermaine. 144 00:06:42,431 --> 00:06:44,598 It's A Chance Of A Lifetime. 145 00:06:44,598 --> 00:06:47,331 What Is Your Problem? 146 00:06:47,331 --> 00:06:49,764 I Can't Be Hanging Out At Rock Concerts All Night. 147 00:06:49,764 --> 00:06:51,264 I've Got Responsibilities. 148 00:06:51,264 --> 00:06:52,764 I'm A Father Now. 149 00:06:52,764 --> 00:06:54,598 Is This About The Twins? 150 00:06:54,598 --> 00:06:58,198 Are You Afraid To Let Someone Else Watch Them? 151 00:06:58,198 --> 00:06:59,931 Ha Ha. 152 00:06:59,931 --> 00:07:04,098 I Laugh At That Suggestion. 153 00:07:04,098 --> 00:07:05,598 It's Starting To Make Sense. 154 00:07:05,598 --> 00:07:08,431 Every Time I've Wanted To Go Out 155 00:07:08,431 --> 00:07:10,198 Elvin's Had A Different Excuse. 156 00:07:10,198 --> 00:07:13,264 Last Time I Wanted To Go To The Movies 157 00:07:13,264 --> 00:07:16,131 You Said You Couldn't Go 158 00:07:16,131 --> 00:07:17,798 Because They Didn't Sell Frozen Bonbons. 159 00:07:17,798 --> 00:07:21,098 I Once Offered To Drive Over And Baby-Sit. 160 00:07:21,098 --> 00:07:22,764 Elvin Said A Steamship 161 00:07:22,764 --> 00:07:24,931 Collided With The George Washington Bridge. 162 00:07:24,931 --> 00:07:26,898 No Cars Could Get Across. 163 00:07:26,898 --> 00:07:27,831 It Did. 164 00:07:27,831 --> 00:07:29,798 I Heard It At The Supermarket. 165 00:07:29,798 --> 00:07:31,264 It Was Terrible. 166 00:07:31,264 --> 00:07:33,431 There Were People In The Water. 167 00:07:36,264 --> 00:07:39,264 This Is Your First Time Away From Your Children. 168 00:07:39,264 --> 00:07:41,764 It's Only Natural You'd Be Apprehensive. 169 00:07:41,764 --> 00:07:43,264 I'm Not Apprehensive. 170 00:07:43,264 --> 00:07:44,598 Afraid? 171 00:07:44,598 --> 00:07:46,631 I'm Not Afraid. 172 00:07:46,631 --> 00:07:47,264 You Mean That? 173 00:07:47,264 --> 00:07:48,764 Yes. 174 00:07:48,764 --> 00:07:50,764 You Really Do? 175 00:07:50,764 --> 00:07:52,864 No. 176 00:07:52,864 --> 00:07:55,198 How Can We Leave Them? 177 00:07:55,198 --> 00:07:56,764 Muffin, They're Our Babies. 178 00:07:56,764 --> 00:07:58,264 Those Little Tiny Faces. 179 00:07:58,264 --> 00:08:00,331 They're In Their Formative Years. 180 00:08:00,331 --> 00:08:03,331 How Can We Abandon Them Even For One Night? 181 00:08:03,331 --> 00:08:05,431 I'm Not Going. 182 00:08:05,431 --> 00:08:05,798 Elvin, Stop It. 183 00:08:07,964 --> 00:08:09,831 Everything Will Be All Right. 184 00:08:09,831 --> 00:08:12,231 We'll Take Care Of Winnie And Nelson. 185 00:08:12,231 --> 00:08:13,764 Do You Know How? 186 00:08:15,631 --> 00:08:18,664 Son, Chill Out. 187 00:08:20,564 --> 00:08:22,831 Raising Children Is Like Riding A Bicycle. 188 00:08:22,831 --> 00:08:25,264 Once You've Done It, You Never Forget How. 189 00:08:25,264 --> 00:08:27,164 They're My Babies, Too. 190 00:08:27,164 --> 00:08:28,331 I Love Them. 191 00:08:28,331 --> 00:08:30,598 But I Need A Break. 192 00:08:32,164 --> 00:08:33,664 We're Going To The Concert 193 00:08:33,664 --> 00:08:35,298 And We Appreciate Your Offer. 194 00:08:35,298 --> 00:08:37,831 Okay, Fine... I Suppose. 195 00:08:37,831 --> 00:08:40,331 Will You Promise Me One Thing? 196 00:08:40,331 --> 00:08:41,031 What? 197 00:08:41,031 --> 00:08:42,831 Videotape Them. 198 00:08:42,831 --> 00:08:47,498 I Don't Want To Miss A Minute Of Their Growing Up. 199 00:08:47,498 --> 00:08:49,164 You Know Where The Camera Is? 200 00:08:49,164 --> 00:08:52,198 Elvin, Drink Your Tea. 201 00:08:54,131 --> 00:08:55,564 I Like This One. 202 00:08:55,564 --> 00:08:56,998 I Like This One, Too. 203 00:08:56,998 --> 00:08:58,364 What Do You Think? 204 00:08:58,364 --> 00:09:00,898 You've Been Through Everything In Your Closet. 205 00:09:00,898 --> 00:09:02,664 Just Pick One. 206 00:09:02,664 --> 00:09:04,098 Women! 207 00:09:04,098 --> 00:09:06,298 This Is Important. 208 00:09:06,298 --> 00:09:07,664 I Have To Pick The Right Dress. 209 00:09:07,664 --> 00:09:09,598 Michael Might See Me. 210 00:09:09,598 --> 00:09:11,764 Get Real. 211 00:09:11,764 --> 00:09:13,264 He Might. 212 00:09:13,264 --> 00:09:16,164 Might Even Pick Me To Dance With Him. 213 00:09:16,164 --> 00:09:17,598 That Won't Happen. 214 00:09:17,598 --> 00:09:21,231 What's The Big Deal About Dancing With Michael Jackson? 215 00:09:21,231 --> 00:09:22,931 He's A Superstar. 216 00:09:22,931 --> 00:09:24,164 He's Just Another Guy. 217 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:25,998 You've Danced With Guys Before. 218 00:09:25,998 --> 00:09:27,698 You've Danced With Me. 219 00:09:27,698 --> 00:09:30,664 You're No Michael Jackson. 220 00:09:30,664 --> 00:09:34,231 Only Reason You Like Michael Jackson Is His Money. 221 00:09:34,231 --> 00:09:37,131 Sounds Like Someone In This Room Is Jealous. 222 00:09:37,131 --> 00:09:40,331 He's A Prisoner Of His Own Fame. 223 00:09:40,331 --> 00:09:43,331 I Would Never Want To Be Michael Jackson. 224 00:09:43,331 --> 00:09:45,464 You Have Nothing To Worry About. 225 00:09:47,331 --> 00:09:49,664 You Know What Your Problem Is? 226 00:09:49,664 --> 00:09:52,798 You've Got The Real Thing And Don't Know It. 227 00:09:52,798 --> 00:09:58,198 You're The Real Thing?! 228 00:09:58,198 --> 00:10:01,664 Someday You'll Turn Around And I Won't Be There. 229 00:10:01,664 --> 00:10:03,598 Then You'll Feel Sorry. 230 00:10:03,598 --> 00:10:04,598 Yeah? 231 00:10:04,598 --> 00:10:06,264 I Won't Feel Sorry 232 00:10:06,264 --> 00:10:09,131 Because I'll Be On My Honeymoon With Michael. 233 00:10:09,131 --> 00:10:12,631 I'll Be On My Honeymoon With Whitney Houston. 234 00:10:12,631 --> 00:10:15,831 You Never Told Me You Liked Whitney Houston. 235 00:10:15,831 --> 00:10:16,931 Now You Know. 236 00:10:16,931 --> 00:10:18,431 Deal With That. 237 00:10:28,931 --> 00:10:30,764 We're Here. 238 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:32,531 My Great-Grandchildren. 239 00:10:32,531 --> 00:10:34,598 Winnie And Nelson. 240 00:10:34,598 --> 00:10:35,931 Hi, Babies. 241 00:10:35,931 --> 00:10:37,764 This Is Auntie Rudy. 242 00:10:37,764 --> 00:10:40,264 Yes, It Is. 243 00:10:40,264 --> 00:10:41,598 I Remember When People Said Hi To Me. 244 00:10:41,598 --> 00:10:42,598 Hi. 245 00:10:44,931 --> 00:10:46,464 Can I Hold One? 246 00:10:46,464 --> 00:10:48,931 Who Would You Like To Hold? 247 00:10:48,931 --> 00:10:50,298 Winnie. 248 00:10:50,298 --> 00:10:52,531 You Have To Guess Which One She Is. 249 00:10:54,598 --> 00:10:55,931 This One? 250 00:10:55,931 --> 00:10:57,598 Very Good. 251 00:10:57,598 --> 00:10:59,131 You Know Your Niece. 252 00:10:59,131 --> 00:11:00,831 Be Careful. 253 00:11:05,764 --> 00:11:07,564 Hi There. 254 00:11:07,564 --> 00:11:10,364 Pretty Soon I'll Be Baby-Sitting You. 255 00:11:10,364 --> 00:11:15,264 I'll Let You Stay Up All Night And Watch Television. 256 00:11:17,264 --> 00:11:19,564 Rudy, She's Got Your Eyes. 257 00:11:19,564 --> 00:11:20,931 Yeah. 258 00:11:20,931 --> 00:11:22,931 They're Big And Pretty. 259 00:11:22,931 --> 00:11:27,431 I'm Going To Take Them Upstairs And Put Them To Bed. 260 00:11:27,431 --> 00:11:30,264 When I Get Back From The Michael Jackson Concert 261 00:11:30,264 --> 00:11:32,598 I'll Tell You All About It. 262 00:11:32,598 --> 00:11:34,264 Yes, I Will. 263 00:11:34,264 --> 00:11:36,498 Come On, Auntie Rudy. 264 00:11:40,798 --> 00:11:43,798 He's That Sick, Margie? 265 00:11:43,798 --> 00:11:47,398 It's Just A Terrible Time To Come To The Office. 266 00:11:47,398 --> 00:11:49,298 I'm Baby-Sitting My Grandchildren. 267 00:11:49,298 --> 00:11:51,264 Cliff? 268 00:11:51,264 --> 00:11:53,231 No, He Won't Mind. 269 00:11:53,231 --> 00:11:54,564 He'd Like Nothing Better 270 00:11:54,564 --> 00:11:57,564 Than To Spend The Entire Evening With Them. 271 00:11:57,564 --> 00:12:00,464 I'll Be There As Soon As I Can. 272 00:12:00,464 --> 00:12:02,231 Bye-Bye. 273 00:12:03,631 --> 00:12:06,831 Hey, Look At You. 274 00:12:08,198 --> 00:12:11,998 That's What I Like About Twins-- One For Each Of Us. 275 00:12:13,831 --> 00:12:15,864 What's Happening, Homey? 276 00:12:17,631 --> 00:12:19,398 What's Wrong With This One? 277 00:12:19,398 --> 00:12:20,731 She's Sad. 278 00:12:20,731 --> 00:12:22,064 Really? 279 00:12:22,064 --> 00:12:24,064 ( Sniffing ) 280 00:12:24,064 --> 00:12:26,398 Smells All Right To Me. 281 00:12:26,398 --> 00:12:28,998 Isn't This Going To Be Fun? 282 00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:31,564 I've Got To Go To The Office. 283 00:12:31,564 --> 00:12:33,898 Ted Hanley's Not Feeling Well. 284 00:12:33,898 --> 00:12:36,164 I've Got To Prepare His Brief. 285 00:12:36,164 --> 00:12:38,164 Look At This. 286 00:12:38,164 --> 00:12:39,398 Laughing At Grandpa. 287 00:12:39,398 --> 00:12:40,931 Go Ahead. 288 00:12:40,931 --> 00:12:42,231 Give Grandpa A Laugh. 289 00:12:42,231 --> 00:12:43,998 Yeah. 290 00:12:43,998 --> 00:12:45,398 You Go Ahead. 291 00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:47,331 Okay. 292 00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:51,431 Leave Me Here With These Two Juvenile Delinquents. 293 00:13:03,298 --> 00:13:05,964 This Is Granddad, You Understand? 294 00:13:05,964 --> 00:13:08,898 There Will Be No Crying Around Here 295 00:13:08,898 --> 00:13:10,031 For No Reason. 296 00:13:10,031 --> 00:13:12,098 Now, Let Me Tell You Why. 297 00:13:12,098 --> 00:13:14,431 ( Baby Fusses ) 298 00:13:14,431 --> 00:13:15,531 No, No. 299 00:13:15,531 --> 00:13:16,664 See This? 300 00:13:16,664 --> 00:13:17,764 Yeah. 301 00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:20,331 See, You Know Exactly What That Is. 302 00:13:20,331 --> 00:13:22,464 This Is... Now Wait A Minute. 303 00:13:22,464 --> 00:13:23,664 Let Me Tell You. 304 00:13:23,664 --> 00:13:25,798 Let Me Tell You What This Is. 305 00:13:25,798 --> 00:13:27,298 This Is An Aspirator. 306 00:13:27,298 --> 00:13:29,631 You Put This Up The Baby's Nose. 307 00:13:29,631 --> 00:13:30,698 And It Goes... 308 00:13:30,698 --> 00:13:31,798 ( Sucking Noise ) 309 00:13:31,798 --> 00:13:34,098 And It Sucks Out All Of Everything. 310 00:13:34,098 --> 00:13:35,831 Little Children Hate That 311 00:13:35,831 --> 00:13:37,798 And They Remember It Always. 312 00:13:37,798 --> 00:13:39,798 ( Kissing Noises ) 313 00:13:41,364 --> 00:13:43,864 Well, Now, How Are You Two? 314 00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:45,464 Hmm? 315 00:13:45,464 --> 00:13:47,598 Winnie And Nelson. 316 00:13:47,598 --> 00:13:50,131 ♪ Sitting In The Pelson ♪ 317 00:13:50,131 --> 00:13:51,331 ♪ One Want To Go ♪ 318 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,431 ♪ And The Other Want To Stay ♪ 319 00:13:53,431 --> 00:13:55,964 Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey. 320 00:13:55,964 --> 00:13:58,264 I Got Another One For You. 321 00:13:58,264 --> 00:14:00,131 ♪ Fee-Diddly-Dee ♪ 322 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:02,131 ♪ Fee-Diddly-Die ♪ 323 00:14:02,131 --> 00:14:03,864 ♪ Where You Want To Go? ♪ 324 00:14:03,864 --> 00:14:05,698 ♪ Where You Want To Cry? ♪ 325 00:14:05,698 --> 00:14:07,298 ♪ Watch Me, Toodle-Oo ♪ 326 00:14:07,298 --> 00:14:09,298 ♪ Watch To The Right ♪ 327 00:14:09,298 --> 00:14:11,098 ♪ Watch To The One ♪ 328 00:14:11,098 --> 00:14:12,798 ♪ You Love The Best ♪ 329 00:14:12,798 --> 00:14:14,531 ♪ Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey ♪ 330 00:14:14,531 --> 00:14:15,564 ♪ And... ♪ 331 00:14:18,364 --> 00:14:20,698 Thought I Was Gone, Didn't You? 332 00:14:22,264 --> 00:14:26,031 Uh, Say, You're Having A Little Hair Trouble There, Aren't You? 333 00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:34,764 Your Sister's Stuff Is Going All East, South, West 334 00:14:34,764 --> 00:14:35,998 But You...You... 335 00:14:35,998 --> 00:14:38,731 Are You Having Woman Trouble Already? 336 00:14:45,531 --> 00:14:46,731 Hi. 337 00:14:46,731 --> 00:14:48,131 Hi. 338 00:14:48,131 --> 00:14:49,964 Hello. 339 00:14:49,964 --> 00:14:53,298 Now, I Am Your Grandfather. 340 00:14:53,298 --> 00:14:55,664 This Is The First Time 341 00:14:55,664 --> 00:14:57,298 We've Had A Chance... 342 00:14:57,298 --> 00:14:59,298 I Am Your Grand... 343 00:15:18,531 --> 00:15:21,331 Help Me Out. 344 00:15:21,331 --> 00:15:24,031 What Are We Looking At? 345 00:15:24,031 --> 00:15:26,764 I... I Am... 346 00:15:26,764 --> 00:15:29,031 I Am Your Grand... 347 00:15:29,031 --> 00:15:31,531 Say. 348 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,031 Say. 349 00:15:33,031 --> 00:15:35,531 Look At This. 350 00:15:35,531 --> 00:15:37,531 Look At This Little... 351 00:15:37,531 --> 00:15:39,398 Look At This One. 352 00:15:39,398 --> 00:15:42,064 That's How Big They Get. 353 00:15:42,064 --> 00:15:44,531 This Is How Big, See? 354 00:15:44,531 --> 00:15:46,531 See What You Have? 355 00:15:46,531 --> 00:15:48,031 Ooohhh! 356 00:15:49,131 --> 00:15:52,031 Wait A Minute, I'll Go Get Something. 357 00:15:52,031 --> 00:15:55,064 You Should Tell People When You're Going To Do That. 358 00:15:56,364 --> 00:16:00,131 Of Course, You Don't Know Much About Me, Do You? 359 00:16:00,131 --> 00:16:01,498 Do You? 360 00:16:01,498 --> 00:16:04,498 You Don't Know That I Had A Brother. 361 00:16:04,498 --> 00:16:05,931 Do You Know That? 362 00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:07,264 I Had A Brother. 363 00:16:07,264 --> 00:16:08,464 Yeah, He Died. 364 00:16:08,464 --> 00:16:09,898 When He Was Seven. 365 00:16:09,898 --> 00:16:11,698 I Was Eight. 366 00:16:11,698 --> 00:16:13,864 Yeah, His Name Was James. 367 00:16:13,864 --> 00:16:15,931 James Theodore Huxtable. 368 00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:19,031 Yeah, And He Died Of Rheumatic Fever. 369 00:16:19,031 --> 00:16:23,264 Yeah, In Those Days, Just Sulfa Drugs, You Know? 370 00:16:23,264 --> 00:16:25,064 Wasn't Much Going On. 371 00:16:25,064 --> 00:16:27,231 So They Couldn't Save Him. 372 00:16:27,231 --> 00:16:29,664 But He Was Something, Though. 373 00:16:29,664 --> 00:16:32,931 Had That Huxtable Thing Inside Of Him. 374 00:16:32,931 --> 00:16:35,798 Because, You Know, His Breathing? 375 00:16:35,798 --> 00:16:38,131 His Breathing Was Like This... 376 00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:42,198 And He Was Always In The Hospital. 377 00:16:42,198 --> 00:16:45,764 So Your Great-Grandmother And Great-Grandfather 378 00:16:45,764 --> 00:16:47,131 They Would Say 379 00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:50,731 "James Is Coming Home, So You Have To Sit With Him." 380 00:16:50,731 --> 00:16:52,764 We'd Sit Outside In The Sun 381 00:16:52,764 --> 00:16:54,698 And He'd Breathe Like This. 382 00:16:55,964 --> 00:16:58,864 And One Day I Was Sitting There Looking At Him 383 00:16:58,864 --> 00:17:00,431 And This Dude Came Up-- 384 00:17:00,431 --> 00:17:03,464 He Must Have Been Seven Years Old-- 385 00:17:03,464 --> 00:17:06,231 And He Looked At My Brother And He Said 386 00:17:06,231 --> 00:17:08,764 "He's A Sickly Looking Little Guy." 387 00:17:08,764 --> 00:17:11,264 And Man, "Bow" 388 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:15,198 James Jumped Up And Hit The Guy In The Eye. 389 00:17:15,198 --> 00:17:17,198 And I Turned Around 390 00:17:17,198 --> 00:17:19,898 And Looked At My Little Sickly Brother 391 00:17:19,898 --> 00:17:22,264 And He Was Sitting Down Like This. 392 00:17:24,264 --> 00:17:27,798 I Said, "Go Ahead, James." 393 00:17:27,798 --> 00:17:30,164 But He Died 394 00:17:30,164 --> 00:17:31,531 And I Was Very Sad. 395 00:17:31,531 --> 00:17:33,264 But He's Still With Me. 396 00:17:33,264 --> 00:17:34,698 Still With Me Here. 397 00:17:34,698 --> 00:17:36,398 And He Will Be With You 398 00:17:36,398 --> 00:17:40,364 Because I'm Going To Tell You Some Stories About Him. 399 00:17:40,364 --> 00:17:41,664 He Was Something. 400 00:17:41,664 --> 00:17:43,564 Well, Never Mind. 401 00:17:43,564 --> 00:17:47,398 I Want To Know From The Two Of You 402 00:17:47,398 --> 00:17:50,531 How Has It Been So Far? 403 00:17:52,031 --> 00:17:56,031 Now, When I Heard I Was Going To Be A Grandfather 404 00:17:56,031 --> 00:18:00,231 I Thought, "I Don't Really Feel Like An Old Person." 405 00:18:00,231 --> 00:18:01,931 You Know What I Mean? 406 00:18:01,931 --> 00:18:03,698 Because Old People 407 00:18:03,698 --> 00:18:05,231 They Walk Like This. 408 00:18:05,231 --> 00:18:07,098 Now Watch Me Carefully. 409 00:18:11,598 --> 00:18:13,598 You See What I Mean? 410 00:18:13,598 --> 00:18:15,564 Look At How I Walk. 411 00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:21,264 Almost Like Sidney Poitier. 412 00:18:24,098 --> 00:18:25,798 You See What I Mean? 413 00:18:25,798 --> 00:18:27,764 There Is A Problem, Though. 414 00:18:27,764 --> 00:18:30,098 I Hurt My Foot The Other Day. 415 00:18:30,098 --> 00:18:32,864 So When I Got Up, I Put The Foot Down 416 00:18:32,864 --> 00:18:34,064 And It Hurt. 417 00:18:34,064 --> 00:18:35,731 I Couldn't... You Know? 418 00:18:35,731 --> 00:18:37,564 I Had To Walk Like This. 419 00:18:37,564 --> 00:18:40,498 So I Was Walking Like That And I Noticed 420 00:18:40,498 --> 00:18:43,364 That I Was Walking Like An Old Person. 421 00:18:45,098 --> 00:18:47,131 So I Was Walking Like This. 422 00:18:47,131 --> 00:18:48,531 So Then I Figured 423 00:18:48,531 --> 00:18:52,731 If People Are Looking At Me, Maybe If I Walk Hip, See? 424 00:18:52,731 --> 00:18:54,531 So Then I Was Trying... 425 00:18:57,031 --> 00:19:03,098 And There I Was Walking Like A Hip Old Person. 426 00:19:07,098 --> 00:19:09,931 Now, I Was Explaining To You... 427 00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:11,198 See This? 428 00:19:11,198 --> 00:19:13,098 That's When You Threw Up. 429 00:19:18,598 --> 00:19:22,231 Are They Coming Again? 430 00:19:22,231 --> 00:19:23,364 See This? 431 00:19:23,364 --> 00:19:25,864 This Is The Size It's Going To Get. 432 00:19:25,864 --> 00:19:26,898 Touch It. 433 00:19:28,631 --> 00:19:30,664 Don't Be Afraid, Go Ahead. 434 00:19:30,664 --> 00:19:32,131 Watch, Look At It. 435 00:19:32,131 --> 00:19:34,231 Look At It. 436 00:19:34,231 --> 00:19:37,998 Oh, Lord, I Think One Of Them Is Not Going To Be Too Bright. 437 00:19:46,698 --> 00:19:49,698 ♪ Rock-A-Bye ♪ 438 00:19:49,698 --> 00:19:54,831 ♪ And Don't You Even Try ♪ 439 00:19:54,831 --> 00:19:58,031 ♪ Because I've Got This One ♪ 440 00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:01,964 ♪ And Darn I Hope Your Grandmother ♪ 441 00:20:01,964 --> 00:20:04,064 ♪ Comes Home Soon ♪ 442 00:20:04,064 --> 00:20:09,064 ♪ Because I Don't Like Being A Grandfather Anymore ♪ 443 00:20:13,531 --> 00:20:17,031 I Just Put Cliff To Bed, Poor Thing. 444 00:20:17,031 --> 00:20:18,931 It's Been A Long Time 445 00:20:18,931 --> 00:20:21,664 Since He Did Anything Like This. 446 00:20:21,664 --> 00:20:23,331 We Had A Wonderful Time. 447 00:20:23,331 --> 00:20:24,364 I Needed It. 448 00:20:24,364 --> 00:20:25,631 I'm Glad You Got To Go. 449 00:20:25,631 --> 00:20:27,898 And We Brought You A Present. 450 00:20:27,898 --> 00:20:30,898 Oooh! 451 00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:33,598 A Michael Jackson T-Shirt. 452 00:20:33,598 --> 00:20:35,031 And This Is For Dad. 453 00:20:35,031 --> 00:20:38,598 And, Winnie, This Is For You. 454 00:20:38,598 --> 00:20:40,931 Can You Hold That? 455 00:20:40,931 --> 00:20:44,531 And, Nelson, This Is For You. 456 00:20:44,531 --> 00:20:49,998 And We Also Got You Michael Jackson Poster 457 00:20:52,198 --> 00:20:54,498 And Michael Jackson Book. 458 00:20:56,164 --> 00:21:00,098 We Got You Something That Money Cannot Buy. 459 00:21:00,098 --> 00:21:01,431 Watch Me. 460 00:21:01,431 --> 00:21:02,531 Watch Daddy. 461 00:21:02,531 --> 00:21:04,898 Watch, Watch. 462 00:21:04,898 --> 00:21:07,531 Nelson, Winnie, Ready? 463 00:21:07,531 --> 00:21:09,564 One, Two, Three, Four.