1 00:01:12,828 --> 00:01:14,144 He's So Cute. 2 00:01:14,144 --> 00:01:15,715 Are All Hamsters That Cute? 3 00:01:15,715 --> 00:01:17,717 No. I Think Darren's The Cutest. 4 00:01:17,717 --> 00:01:19,414 Can I Hold Him Again? 5 00:01:19,414 --> 00:01:20,415 Sure. 6 00:01:21,758 --> 00:01:23,363 Climb, Darren, Climb. 7 00:01:23,363 --> 00:01:25,398 I Can't Take Him To Grandma's. 8 00:01:25,398 --> 00:01:26,399 Why Not? 9 00:01:26,399 --> 00:01:27,400 She Has Allergies. 10 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:31,538 Big Red Bumps Blotch Out All Over Her Face. 11 00:01:31,538 --> 00:01:35,141 Oh, You Little Chubby, Little Cute, Little Thing. 12 00:01:35,141 --> 00:01:37,789 Could I Leave Darren Here Until Tomorrow? 13 00:01:37,789 --> 00:01:38,789 I Doubt It. 14 00:01:38,789 --> 00:01:41,114 Dad Doesn't Like Animals In The House. 15 00:01:41,114 --> 00:01:43,183 He Blotches Out? 16 00:01:43,183 --> 00:01:44,551 Let Me Ask Him. 17 00:01:44,551 --> 00:01:46,795 I Can Be Very Convincing. 18 00:01:46,795 --> 00:01:48,796 Go Ahead And Try. 19 00:01:48,796 --> 00:01:51,691 Carolyn, It's 5:Oo. 20 00:01:51,691 --> 00:01:52,790 When Is Your... 21 00:01:52,790 --> 00:01:53,796 Where's That Animal? 22 00:01:53,796 --> 00:01:55,395 Where Is He? 23 00:01:55,395 --> 00:01:56,729 I Have Him Here. 24 00:01:56,729 --> 00:01:57,791 All Right. 25 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:01,167 Uh, Dr. Huxtable... 26 00:02:01,167 --> 00:02:02,168 Yes. 27 00:02:02,168 --> 00:02:03,736 Can I Ask A Question? 28 00:02:03,736 --> 00:02:05,338 Why Do You Hate Animals? 29 00:02:05,338 --> 00:02:06,787 I Don't Hate Animals. 30 00:02:06,787 --> 00:02:09,209 Who Told You That I Hate Animals? 31 00:02:09,209 --> 00:02:11,544 I'd Rather Not Reveal My Sources. 32 00:02:12,795 --> 00:02:15,557 Dad, You Never Let Us Have Animals. 33 00:02:15,557 --> 00:02:18,121 I Love Animals. 34 00:02:18,121 --> 00:02:21,124 That's Why I Don't Want Them In This House. 35 00:02:22,210 --> 00:02:26,214 Goldfish In This House Float At The Top Of The Bowl. 36 00:02:27,879 --> 00:02:32,879 Because Children Who Live Here Keep Feeding And Feeding Them. 37 00:02:32,879 --> 00:02:36,876 Then I Come Home, And I See The Goldfish. 38 00:02:39,421 --> 00:02:42,184 But, Dad, I Was Only A Little Kid Then. 39 00:02:42,184 --> 00:02:43,686 Can Darren Spend The Night? 40 00:02:43,686 --> 00:02:45,188 It's Only For One Night. 41 00:02:45,188 --> 00:02:46,923 Please, Dr. Huxtable? 42 00:02:46,923 --> 00:02:48,925 Darren Doesn't Need Anything. 43 00:02:48,925 --> 00:02:52,187 He Has Food And Water In His Cage Already. 44 00:02:52,187 --> 00:02:53,596 He's Child-Proof. 45 00:02:53,596 --> 00:02:56,183 Please, Daddy, Please? 46 00:02:56,183 --> 00:02:58,183 Please, Dr. Huxtable? 47 00:02:58,183 --> 00:03:02,183 He'll Be Awful Lonely All By Himself At My House. 48 00:03:06,189 --> 00:03:08,184 Aw, No, No. 49 00:03:08,184 --> 00:03:10,191 You Guys Are The Worst. 50 00:03:10,191 --> 00:03:14,186 Okay, Twenty-Four Hours, But After That 51 00:03:14,186 --> 00:03:18,190 I'm Shutting The Doors On Huxtable Hamster Hotel. 52 00:03:18,190 --> 00:03:20,190 Yes! Yes! 53 00:03:28,183 --> 00:03:29,183 Ahh. 54 00:03:33,465 --> 00:03:35,467 Dad, You Are So Unfair. 55 00:03:35,467 --> 00:03:36,769 What Are You Talking About? 56 00:03:36,769 --> 00:03:37,988 I Was In Rudy's Room. 57 00:03:37,988 --> 00:03:39,505 I Saw The Hamster. 58 00:03:39,505 --> 00:03:41,507 You Never Let Me Have A Pet. 59 00:03:41,507 --> 00:03:44,510 Now You Go Behind My Back And Do This. 60 00:03:44,510 --> 00:03:46,345 Go Behind Your Back? 61 00:03:46,345 --> 00:03:49,314 I Don't Have To Go Behind Your Back. 62 00:03:49,314 --> 00:03:51,982 I'll Do Something In Front Of Your Back. 63 00:03:53,719 --> 00:03:56,350 That Is Not Rudy's Pet. 64 00:03:56,350 --> 00:03:58,186 She's Hamster-Sitting. 65 00:03:58,186 --> 00:03:59,187 Hey, What's Up? 66 00:03:59,187 --> 00:04:00,188 How Ya Doin'? 67 00:04:00,188 --> 00:04:02,089 Dad Let Rudy Have A Hamster. 68 00:04:02,089 --> 00:04:05,059 I Didn't Let Rudy Have A Hamster! 69 00:04:05,059 --> 00:04:07,161 I Just Finished Telling You That. 70 00:04:07,161 --> 00:04:09,530 What Is The Matter With You? 71 00:04:09,530 --> 00:04:11,744 What Happens When The Hamster Has To Go 72 00:04:11,744 --> 00:04:12,744 And Rudy Cries 73 00:04:12,744 --> 00:04:13,744 About Missing It? 74 00:04:13,744 --> 00:04:16,743 You'll See Her Tears, And You'll Cave In. 75 00:04:16,743 --> 00:04:18,139 I'll Have You Know 76 00:04:18,139 --> 00:04:21,275 I Have A Fine Reputation For Not Caving In. 77 00:04:21,275 --> 00:04:23,277 Your Sister Sondra Wanted A Pony. 78 00:04:23,277 --> 00:04:24,512 I Did Not Cave In. 79 00:04:24,512 --> 00:04:25,750 Denise Wanted A Monkey. 80 00:04:25,750 --> 00:04:27,750 I Did Not Cave In. 81 00:04:27,750 --> 00:04:32,745 You Tried To Get Us To Get A Dog By Using Rudy 82 00:04:32,745 --> 00:04:34,744 And Saying She Wanted One. 83 00:04:34,744 --> 00:04:38,745 I Did Not Cave In, And I'm Not Caving In Now. 84 00:04:38,745 --> 00:04:39,745 So There! 85 00:04:39,745 --> 00:04:42,597 What Made You Heartless Toward Animals? 86 00:04:42,597 --> 00:04:45,742 Uh, Vanessa, I'll Tell You Later. 87 00:04:45,742 --> 00:04:49,742 What Are You Going To Tell Somebody Later? 88 00:04:49,742 --> 00:04:51,272 Dad, I Know What Happened. 89 00:04:51,272 --> 00:04:54,375 Grandpa Told Me All About The Traumatic Experience 90 00:04:54,375 --> 00:04:55,745 You Had As A Kid. 91 00:04:55,745 --> 00:04:58,246 What Traumatic Experience? 92 00:04:58,246 --> 00:05:00,448 See, Vanessa, That's Called Repression. 93 00:05:00,448 --> 00:05:02,450 We Learned About It In Psychology. 94 00:05:02,450 --> 00:05:05,586 Dad's Blocking The Memory Because It Was So Horrible. 95 00:05:07,555 --> 00:05:09,744 Your Pet Bird, Charlie. 96 00:05:12,393 --> 00:05:14,749 Oh, Charlie. 97 00:05:14,749 --> 00:05:16,230 Tell Me. 98 00:05:16,230 --> 00:05:18,299 Charlie. 99 00:05:18,299 --> 00:05:20,301 See, Dad Had This Parakeet. 100 00:05:20,301 --> 00:05:22,670 It Was Not A Parakeet. 101 00:05:22,670 --> 00:05:24,138 It Was A Finch. 102 00:05:25,744 --> 00:05:29,744 I Used To Open The Cage, And He'd Fly Out. 103 00:05:29,744 --> 00:05:32,246 He Would Chirp All Over The Place. 104 00:05:32,246 --> 00:05:34,415 Peep, Peep, Peep, Peep... 105 00:05:36,183 --> 00:05:39,186 One Day I Came Home, And, Uh... 106 00:05:41,632 --> 00:05:44,769 I Was Getting Ready To Put On My Sneakers 107 00:05:44,769 --> 00:05:47,122 And I Sat Down On The Bed... 108 00:05:47,122 --> 00:05:49,122 What Happened? 109 00:05:51,646 --> 00:05:53,239 I Heard A Chirp. 110 00:05:56,108 --> 00:05:59,412 It Was Sort Of Like A Muffled Chirp. 111 00:06:01,646 --> 00:06:03,983 You Killed Charlie? 112 00:06:05,084 --> 00:06:09,488 No, I Didn't Kill Charlie. 113 00:06:09,488 --> 00:06:14,193 I... I Just... Sat On Him. 114 00:06:16,442 --> 00:06:18,927 And From That Point On, I Swear... 115 00:06:18,927 --> 00:06:22,931 Whenever He Would See Me, He Wouldn't Chirp. 116 00:06:25,868 --> 00:06:27,795 I'd Come Down The Hallway 117 00:06:27,795 --> 00:06:30,406 And I'd Hear Him, Chirp, Chirp, Chirping Away. 118 00:06:30,406 --> 00:06:32,649 But As Soon As He Saw Me 119 00:06:32,649 --> 00:06:36,235 He Just Stopped Chirping. 120 00:06:36,235 --> 00:06:39,238 And Then He Would Look At Me Like This: 121 00:06:58,352 --> 00:06:59,880 Good Night, Cliff. 122 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:01,880 Good Night, My Darling. 123 00:07:03,457 --> 00:07:06,460 There We Go, Right There! 124 00:07:10,664 --> 00:07:11,880 Cliff? 125 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:12,886 Mm-Hmm? 126 00:07:12,886 --> 00:07:14,886 Your Leg Is Crushing Me. 127 00:07:14,886 --> 00:07:16,403 Oh, Yeah? 128 00:07:16,403 --> 00:07:20,707 Well, Twenty Years Ago, It Wasn't Crushing You. 129 00:07:20,707 --> 00:07:24,211 Twenty Years Ago Your Leg Was A Lot Lighter. 130 00:07:26,213 --> 00:07:27,347 Oh, Yeah? 131 00:07:27,347 --> 00:07:32,880 Well, Twenty Years Ago, You Were, Uh, Were... 132 00:07:34,254 --> 00:07:37,257 Were Not As Beautiful As You Are Now. 133 00:07:41,695 --> 00:07:44,665 Take Your Hands Off Me, Woman. 134 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:45,666 (Knocking) 135 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:47,234 Rudy: Mommy, Daddy! 136 00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:49,303 Come In, Honey. 137 00:07:52,272 --> 00:07:53,882 I Think Darren's Sick. 138 00:07:53,882 --> 00:07:54,882 He Is? 139 00:07:54,882 --> 00:07:56,885 He Won't Run On His Wheel. 140 00:07:56,885 --> 00:07:59,846 No, He's Not Sick, Dear, He's Smart. 141 00:07:59,846 --> 00:08:02,816 He Knows That Running Around On That Wheel 142 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,651 He's Not Going Anywhere. 143 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:05,652 He Sneezed. 144 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:06,881 I Heard Him. 145 00:08:06,881 --> 00:08:08,880 What Did It Sound Like? 146 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:10,886 (Imitating Small Sneeze) Kachoo! Kachoo! 147 00:08:10,886 --> 00:08:12,888 Well, This Sounds Serious. 148 00:08:12,888 --> 00:08:15,429 Daddy, Can You Give Him A Checkup? 149 00:08:15,429 --> 00:08:17,397 Of Course He Can, Honey. 150 00:08:17,397 --> 00:08:18,398 What? 151 00:08:18,398 --> 00:08:20,801 I Can't Give That Thing A Checkup. 152 00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:22,202 Yes, You Can, Cliff. 153 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:23,804 What, Take Him To My Office? 154 00:08:23,804 --> 00:08:24,886 No, Do It Here. 155 00:08:24,886 --> 00:08:27,341 Look After The Hamster Here? 156 00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:28,342 Okay, Fine. 157 00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:29,343 All Right, Dear. 158 00:08:29,343 --> 00:08:31,845 Let Dad Take A Look At It. 159 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:34,880 Dr. Hamster Huxtable, Here. 160 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:38,585 Just Put Him There On The Desk. 161 00:08:38,585 --> 00:08:41,588 I'm Sure That We Can Find Something 162 00:08:41,588 --> 00:08:44,882 About This Good, Little, Furry Thing Here. 163 00:08:44,882 --> 00:08:46,326 All Right, Grab Him. 164 00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:47,828 Pull Him Out There. 165 00:08:47,828 --> 00:08:51,431 This Is A Friend Of Yours, Is It, Ma'am? 166 00:08:51,431 --> 00:08:52,833 Take The Cage, Please. 167 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:53,880 All Right. 168 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:56,570 What Do You Think Is Wrong With Him? 169 00:08:56,570 --> 00:08:57,880 I Think He's Sick. 170 00:08:57,880 --> 00:08:59,306 Sick? All Right, Cough. 171 00:09:00,841 --> 00:09:02,542 What's The Problem Now? 172 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,211 Let's See Your Teeth. 173 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:05,412 Say "Ah." 174 00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:08,649 All Right, You Hold On To Him There. 175 00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:11,351 Now, Put Him Up Here. 176 00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:12,586 Heartbeat Sounds Strong. 177 00:09:12,586 --> 00:09:13,886 You Check It Out. 178 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:15,589 Heartbeat? 179 00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:17,257 Sounds Fine, I Guess. 180 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:18,825 All Right, Put Him Back. 181 00:09:18,825 --> 00:09:20,694 He Seems To Be Okay. 182 00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:21,795 I Concur. 183 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:22,888 Good Night, Ma'am. 184 00:09:22,888 --> 00:09:24,498 Good Night. 185 00:09:24,498 --> 00:09:25,499 Thanks, Daddy. 186 00:09:25,499 --> 00:09:27,200 You're Welcome. 187 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,735 Thank You, Mommy. 188 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:29,888 Good Night, Rudy. 189 00:09:29,888 --> 00:09:31,672 Good Night, Darren. 190 00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:33,674 Darren, Didn't I Tell You 191 00:09:33,674 --> 00:09:35,889 This Is A Great Place To Stay? 192 00:09:35,889 --> 00:09:37,889 Cliff, That Was Sweet Of You 193 00:09:37,889 --> 00:09:40,514 To Examine Darren Like That. 194 00:09:40,514 --> 00:09:44,184 You Are Such A Sensitive, Good And Caring Parent 195 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:46,186 And A Wonderful Human Being. 196 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:47,187 Thank You. 197 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:50,190 Now Can I Put My Leg On You? 198 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:51,358 Okay. 199 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:52,359 Ahh... 200 00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:56,883 Okay, That's Enough. 201 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:19,419 You Hear That? 202 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:21,521 What? 203 00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:23,290 A Little Hamster Sneeze. 204 00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:28,886 Cliff, You Couldn't Hear A Hamster Sneeze In This Room. 205 00:10:28,886 --> 00:10:30,564 Don't Tell Me That. 206 00:10:30,564 --> 00:10:33,880 I Know A Hamster Sneeze When I Hear One. 207 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:37,704 You're Feeling Guilty About What You Did To Charlie. 208 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,887 And What Do You Know About Charlie? 209 00:10:42,887 --> 00:10:45,888 Honey, Everybody Knows You Sat On That Bird. 210 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:52,185 This Is A Cold-Blooded House Around Here, Boy. 211 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:16,376 (Whispering:) Darren. 212 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:18,545 Darren, Come Here. 213 00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:20,880 Are You Okay? 214 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,882 Did You Sneeze? 215 00:11:22,882 --> 00:11:25,619 Dad, What's The Matter? 216 00:11:25,619 --> 00:11:27,621 I Thought I Heard Darren Sneeze 217 00:11:27,621 --> 00:11:29,756 And He Sounds A Little Congested. 218 00:11:29,756 --> 00:11:33,888 He Was Breathing Funny Before, But I Didn't Want To Bother You. 219 00:11:33,888 --> 00:11:35,462 You're Not Bothering Me. 220 00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:37,697 I Gave Him A Complete Physical. 221 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:38,889 What Should We Do? 222 00:11:38,889 --> 00:11:42,235 First Thing Tomorrow, We'll Take Him To The Vet. 223 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:43,885 He's Sick. 224 00:11:43,885 --> 00:11:45,539 I Knew It. 225 00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:47,541 Carolyn's Going To Hate Me. 226 00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:48,880 Carolyn Won't Hate You. 227 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:50,884 You Didn't Make Him Sick, Dear. 228 00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:52,886 Can We Take Him To The Vet Now? 229 00:11:52,886 --> 00:11:55,382 Well, Dear, It's 3:00 In The Morning. 230 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,483 He's Sick. 231 00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:57,684 He Needs Help. 232 00:11:57,684 --> 00:12:00,487 Maybe We Can Find An All-Night Clinic. 233 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:01,555 We'll Take Him. 234 00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:03,390 But This Is An Emergency. 235 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,758 We Should Call The Ambulance. 236 00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:05,887 I Tell You What. 237 00:12:05,887 --> 00:12:07,887 We'll Put Darren In The Car 238 00:12:07,887 --> 00:12:09,429 And While I'm Driving 239 00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:10,887 You Roll Down The Window 240 00:12:10,887 --> 00:12:12,887 Put Your Head Out, And Say 241 00:12:12,887 --> 00:12:15,235 (Imitating Sirens) "Woo, Woo, Woo." 242 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,236 Okay? 243 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,507 Now Here We Go, Move It. 244 00:12:17,507 --> 00:12:18,642 Emergency. Let's Go. 245 00:12:30,301 --> 00:12:31,569 Hello. 246 00:12:31,569 --> 00:12:34,806 We Have A Sick Hamster. 247 00:12:34,806 --> 00:12:36,994 My Daughter's In The Ladies' Room. 248 00:12:36,994 --> 00:12:38,309 She'll Be Out Shortly. 249 00:12:38,309 --> 00:12:39,410 Your Name, Please. 250 00:12:39,410 --> 00:12:41,412 Dr. Cliff Huxtable. 251 00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:42,547 And Your Pet's Name? 252 00:12:42,547 --> 00:12:43,648 It's Darren. 253 00:12:43,648 --> 00:12:45,650 He's A Guest At Our House. 254 00:12:45,650 --> 00:12:48,994 We Didn't Do Anything To Him. 255 00:12:48,994 --> 00:12:51,489 I'll Put Down, "Darren, The Hamster." 256 00:12:51,489 --> 00:12:52,824 Is This An Emergency? 257 00:12:52,824 --> 00:12:55,493 It's 4:00 In The Morning. 258 00:12:55,493 --> 00:12:57,994 It's An Emergency. 259 00:13:00,994 --> 00:13:02,800 Take A Seat, Dr. Huxtable. 260 00:13:16,994 --> 00:13:18,783 Excuse Us. 261 00:13:34,332 --> 00:13:36,567 What's The Matter With The Dog? 262 00:13:36,567 --> 00:13:37,998 He's Depressed. 263 00:13:41,939 --> 00:13:44,842 Before He Could Do Many, Many Tricks. 264 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,947 Sit Up, Sparky. 265 00:13:49,947 --> 00:13:51,482 Stand Up, Boy. 266 00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:52,817 He's Doing It. 267 00:13:55,994 --> 00:14:00,324 He Used To Do That On His Own, Like This. 268 00:14:00,324 --> 00:14:02,493 Just Like That, On His Own. 269 00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:04,529 Come Down. That's A Good Boy. 270 00:14:04,529 --> 00:14:06,002 Jump Off. 271 00:14:06,002 --> 00:14:08,499 He's Afraid Of Heights. 272 00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:10,935 Down, Boy. 273 00:14:10,935 --> 00:14:12,999 Please. That's A Good Boy. 274 00:14:12,999 --> 00:14:14,305 Now, Front Legs... 275 00:14:14,305 --> 00:14:15,640 Back Legs, Down. 276 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:16,995 Jump Off, Sparky. 277 00:14:16,995 --> 00:14:19,477 Jump Off. 278 00:14:19,477 --> 00:14:20,999 That's A Good Boy. 279 00:14:20,999 --> 00:14:22,480 Mr. Hirondel? 280 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:24,515 How's Sparky Feeling? 281 00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:28,786 Oh, Doctor, He's Still Very, Very Depressed. 282 00:14:28,786 --> 00:14:30,994 Come With Me, Mr. Hirondel. 283 00:14:34,425 --> 00:14:35,996 Good Night. 284 00:14:38,296 --> 00:14:39,630 Feel Better Now. 285 00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:40,994 He'll Feel Better. 286 00:14:45,303 --> 00:14:46,994 How's Darren? 287 00:14:46,994 --> 00:14:49,640 Oh, Darren Is Just Fine. 288 00:14:55,999 --> 00:14:58,898 Come Here. 289 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,046 Just Wait. 290 00:15:00,046 --> 00:15:01,281 I'll Be Right Back. 291 00:15:10,334 --> 00:15:12,825 Let's Check Your Breathing, Darren. 292 00:15:15,883 --> 00:15:17,314 There's Definitely Congestion. 293 00:15:17,314 --> 00:15:18,582 I Heard Him Sneeze. 294 00:15:18,582 --> 00:15:20,582 Let's Check Darren's Throat. 295 00:15:20,582 --> 00:15:23,049 Your Glands Are Swollen, Sweetheart. 296 00:15:23,049 --> 00:15:25,184 And, Doctor, She's Running A Fever. 297 00:15:25,184 --> 00:15:26,085 She? 298 00:15:27,386 --> 00:15:29,455 It's A She, All Right. 299 00:15:29,455 --> 00:15:30,890 What I'm Concerned About 300 00:15:30,890 --> 00:15:33,226 Is The Possibility Of Pneumonia, Bronchitis 301 00:15:33,226 --> 00:15:34,580 Or Possibly Heart Failure. 302 00:15:34,580 --> 00:15:36,584 We Can't Be Certain Without X-Rays. 303 00:15:36,584 --> 00:15:40,066 X-Ray? Hamster X-Rays? 304 00:15:40,066 --> 00:15:41,901 We Do A Two-Part Series: 305 00:15:41,901 --> 00:15:44,403 Abdomen To Back And Side To Side. 306 00:15:44,403 --> 00:15:46,005 The Cost Is $55. 307 00:15:46,005 --> 00:15:47,173 $55? 308 00:15:48,908 --> 00:15:50,579 Cost Isn't The Issue... 309 00:15:50,579 --> 00:15:55,580 Is That In Addition To The $33 For The Office Visit? 310 00:16:10,669 --> 00:16:12,104 You're Just Back? 311 00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:13,271 Yes. 312 00:16:13,271 --> 00:16:14,368 How's Darren? 313 00:16:14,368 --> 00:16:15,371 Dead. 314 00:16:17,369 --> 00:16:23,715 Died While We Were Waiting For His $55 X-Rays. 315 00:16:23,715 --> 00:16:26,184 Poor Rudy. 316 00:16:26,184 --> 00:16:28,220 She Must Be Devastated. 317 00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:29,688 It's All My Fault. 318 00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:31,362 Don't You Be Silly. 319 00:16:31,362 --> 00:16:33,366 You Did Everything You Could. 320 00:16:33,366 --> 00:16:36,261 I Could Have Taken Him To The Vet Earlier. 321 00:16:36,261 --> 00:16:37,863 Honey, You Didn't Know. 322 00:16:37,863 --> 00:16:39,928 What Do You Mean? I'm A Doctor. 323 00:16:39,928 --> 00:16:43,790 Wait A Minute, The X-Rays Cost $55? 324 00:16:43,790 --> 00:16:45,000 Yes, Indeed. 325 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:50,007 And I Also Spent $17.50 On Darren #2. 326 00:16:50,007 --> 00:16:52,009 You're Going To Buy Another Hamster 327 00:16:52,009 --> 00:16:55,003 And Try To Pass It Off As Darren? 328 00:16:55,003 --> 00:16:57,208 That's Exactly What I Plan To Do. 329 00:17:06,017 --> 00:17:09,287 Don't Go So Fast; You'll Get Tired. 330 00:17:11,050 --> 00:17:13,953 Dad, This Hamster Is Great. 331 00:17:13,953 --> 00:17:16,153 He's Healthy And Loves To Play. 332 00:17:16,153 --> 00:17:17,157 Right. 333 00:17:17,157 --> 00:17:18,925 Does He Look Like Darren? 334 00:17:18,925 --> 00:17:20,493 Almost Exactly. 335 00:17:20,493 --> 00:17:21,794 Okay. 336 00:17:21,794 --> 00:17:23,153 (Doorbell) 337 00:17:23,153 --> 00:17:25,158 That's Carolyn. I'll Get It. 338 00:17:25,158 --> 00:17:26,466 Okay. 339 00:17:28,635 --> 00:17:29,802 Rudy Darlin'. 340 00:17:29,802 --> 00:17:30,970 Carolyn Darlin'. 341 00:17:32,972 --> 00:17:34,158 Hi, Dr. Huxtable. 342 00:17:34,158 --> 00:17:36,943 Hi, Carolyn. How Was Your Trip? 343 00:17:36,943 --> 00:17:40,513 Grandma Says I Can Bring Darren Next Time. 344 00:17:42,915 --> 00:17:44,156 That's Not Darren. 345 00:17:44,156 --> 00:17:45,718 I Beg Your Pardon? 346 00:17:45,718 --> 00:17:48,988 Oh, No. Don't Tell Me Darren Died 347 00:17:48,988 --> 00:17:51,156 And You Bought Me A New One. 348 00:17:51,156 --> 00:17:53,161 Darren Got Sick Last Night. 349 00:17:53,161 --> 00:17:55,161 We Took Darren To The Vet. 350 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,963 We Did Everything We Could. 351 00:17:56,963 --> 00:17:58,598 He Didn't Make It. 352 00:17:58,598 --> 00:18:00,633 This Is The Fifth Time 353 00:18:00,633 --> 00:18:04,537 I've Left My Hamster With Somebody And It Died. 354 00:18:04,537 --> 00:18:07,707 You've Had Five Hamsters Die? 355 00:18:07,707 --> 00:18:09,809 You Did What Everyone Did: 356 00:18:09,809 --> 00:18:14,480 Bought Me A New Hamster And Tried To Fake Me Out. 357 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,683 Why Didn't You Say Something? 358 00:18:16,683 --> 00:18:18,584 What Was I Supposed To Say? 359 00:18:18,584 --> 00:18:20,653 You Were Supposed To Say 360 00:18:20,653 --> 00:18:23,790 "Every Time I Leave A Hamster, It Dies 361 00:18:23,790 --> 00:18:26,155 So Don't Buy Me A New One." 362 00:18:26,155 --> 00:18:27,493 Are You Sad? 363 00:18:27,493 --> 00:18:28,795 I Can Handle It. 364 00:18:28,795 --> 00:18:30,797 Everything Has To Go Sometime. 365 00:18:30,797 --> 00:18:32,158 That's How Nature Works. 366 00:18:32,158 --> 00:18:37,055 That's A Very Mature Way To Look At It. 367 00:18:37,055 --> 00:18:39,130 When People Keep Killing Your Hamsters 368 00:18:39,130 --> 00:18:42,133 You Grow Up Pretty Fast. 369 00:18:47,746 --> 00:18:49,468 Nothing! 370 00:18:49,468 --> 00:18:51,526 Son, When I Heard About The Hamster 371 00:18:51,526 --> 00:18:54,996 I Thought Maybe You Had A Heavy Heart 372 00:18:54,996 --> 00:18:57,665 Seeing That Another Animal In Your Care 373 00:18:57,665 --> 00:18:59,201 Fell In Harm's Way. 374 00:18:59,201 --> 00:19:03,071 You Have To Stop Telling Everybody About Charlie. 375 00:19:03,071 --> 00:19:06,196 Son, You Sat On The Bird. 376 00:19:06,196 --> 00:19:07,876 Yeah, Okay. 377 00:19:07,876 --> 00:19:10,197 It's Time You Faced Up To It. 378 00:19:10,197 --> 00:19:13,515 I Have No Problem Facing Up To It. 379 00:19:13,515 --> 00:19:16,197 I Sat On The Bird. 380 00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:18,200 I Also Noticed That The Bird 381 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,688 Had A Chip On His Beak. 382 00:19:20,688 --> 00:19:22,157 That's Not My Fault. 383 00:19:22,157 --> 00:19:25,794 He Didn't Look Like That After I Sat On Him. 384 00:19:25,794 --> 00:19:28,630 There's A Reason That Bird Had A Cracked Beak. 385 00:19:28,630 --> 00:19:29,202 Why? 386 00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:30,202 One Day 387 00:19:30,202 --> 00:19:32,667 Charlie Went Down Into The Basement 388 00:19:32,667 --> 00:19:36,671 And Decided To Take A Nap In A Pile Of Laundry. 389 00:19:36,671 --> 00:19:38,673 Your Mother Didn't See Him 390 00:19:38,673 --> 00:19:41,195 And Put The Whole Pile Of Laundry 391 00:19:41,195 --> 00:19:42,744 Into The Washing Machine. 392 00:19:42,744 --> 00:19:44,078 Mom Washed Charlie? 393 00:19:44,078 --> 00:19:47,195 Only For A Couple Of Minutes. 394 00:19:47,195 --> 00:19:49,851 And Your Mama Heard... 395 00:19:49,851 --> 00:19:52,195 (Knocking Sound) 396 00:19:52,195 --> 00:19:55,924 She Pulled Him Out Just In The Nick Of Time. 397 00:19:55,924 --> 00:19:59,196 So That's How He Chipped His Beak? 398 00:19:59,196 --> 00:20:01,830 No. Your Mother Wanted To Revive Charlie 399 00:20:01,830 --> 00:20:05,195 So She Gave Him An Eye-Dropper Full Of Brandy. 400 00:20:05,195 --> 00:20:06,668 After He Got That 401 00:20:06,668 --> 00:20:09,704 That Bird Started Flying Willy-Nilly Around The Room 402 00:20:09,704 --> 00:20:12,204 And Crashed Into The Wall. 403 00:20:12,204 --> 00:20:14,709 That's What Chipped His Beak. 404 00:20:14,709 --> 00:20:17,011 Now That I Think About It 405 00:20:17,011 --> 00:20:21,195 Whenever He Saw Mom, He Just Went The Other Way. 406 00:20:21,195 --> 00:20:27,021 And He Gave Her The Same Look He Gave Me. 407 00:20:27,021 --> 00:20:28,957 I Brought Something For You. 408 00:20:28,957 --> 00:20:31,200 I Was Looking Through The Family Album 409 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,995 And I Found This Picture Of You And Charlie. 410 00:20:33,995 --> 00:20:36,195 Would You Look At This. 411 00:20:36,195 --> 00:20:39,500 Am I Looking Strong In This Knicker Suit? 412 00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:40,501 Yes, Indeed. 413 00:20:40,501 --> 00:20:42,737 With The Socks Falling Down. 414 00:20:42,737 --> 00:20:44,606 And Look At Charlie. 415 00:20:44,606 --> 00:20:47,542 This Is Before The Sitting. 416 00:20:50,044 --> 00:20:52,195 Thank You, Dad. 417 00:20:52,195 --> 00:20:55,850 I Better Go Upstairs And Talk To Rudy. 418 00:20:55,850 --> 00:20:59,195 She Could Use Some Consoling Now, Too. 419 00:20:59,195 --> 00:21:00,688 Yeah. 420 00:21:00,688 --> 00:21:02,857 Oh, Charlie. 421 00:21:02,857 --> 00:21:05,693 Chirp, Chirp, Chirp, Chirp, Chirp. 422 00:21:07,862 --> 00:21:10,131 Well, You're Dead Now, Though.