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Bobby Joe Bails Off That Bull.

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He's Up And Over The Fence.

3
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We're Seeing Some
Great Rodeo Action Today.

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Next Up,
Hailing From Waco, Texas

5
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Buck Mcpherson.

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All Right, Buck.

7
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Go Ahead And Ride That Bull.

8
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That Is One Angry Brahma Bull.

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Hi, Cliff.

10
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Hey, Hon.

11
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You Remember Barbara,
The Dressmaker.

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Hello, Cliff.

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Hello, My Lady.

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Oh, Sir Clifford.

15
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Could You Watch
Downstairs?

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I Want To Try
On My Dress.

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I Want To Watch
Buck Ride The Bull.

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By The Time I Get It On,
He'll Be Gone.

19
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Why Can't I
See Your Dress?

20
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I Want
To Surprise You

21
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At The Hospital
Benefit Saturday Night.

22
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But I've Seen It.

23
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You Think So.

24
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I've Just Covered It
In Smashing Gold Beads.

25
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Listen To Clair.

26
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Hit The Road.

27
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And Buck Is Down.

28
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Good-Bye, Cliff.

29
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That Was
A Dandy Ride.

30
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Let's Watch It
In Slow Motion.

31
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I Have Always Wondered
About The Fascination

32
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American Men Have
With Riding Bulls.

33
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Very Curious.

34
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You Wouldn't Understand
Because You're From England.

35
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You All Chase After The Foxes.

36
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I'm Going Downstairs

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To Have A Spot Of Tea

38
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And Kippered Herring...

39
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On Chitlings.

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All Right, Darling.

41
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You Can Come Out Now.

42
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I Can't Get It To Zip Up.

43
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When I Put It On Four Months Ago

44
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It Fit Just Fine.

45
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The Dress
Is The Same Size.

46
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Perhaps You're Not.

47
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Please.

48
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I Couldn't Have
Gained That Much.

49
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The Zipper
Probably Needs Wax.

50
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Help Me, Please.

51
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Exhale.

52
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Could You Exhale
A Little Further?

53
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Barbara:
<I>Darling.</I>

54
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Clair:
<I>Oh!</I>

55
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<I>It Won't Go</I>
<I>Any Further.</I>

56
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How Much Do I Have To Lose?

57
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If You Lost Three Pounds,
You Could Get Into It.

58
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If You Lost Five Pounds

59
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You Could Get
Into It More.

60
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When Is This Hospital Benefit?

61
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Next Saturday.

62
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You Can Lose
Five Pounds In Six Days?

63
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<I>Yeah, If I Diet</I>
<I>And Exercise, I Can</I>

64
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<I>And Cliff</I>
<I>Will Never Know.</I>

65
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Barbara:
<I>Why?</I>

66
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<I>He'd Be Very Supportive About</I><I>You Trying To Lose This</I><I>Weight.</I>

67
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That's What You Think.

68
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I've Been After Him
About His Weight For Years.

69
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I Finally Get Him
To Where He Looks Good

70
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<I>And I Can't Get</I>
<I>Into This Dress.</I>

71
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So This Is Staying
Within These Walls.

72
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Mum's The Word.

73
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<I>Thank You.</I>

74
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Hello.

75
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Haven't Seen You
In This Class Before.

76
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Never Came Before.

77
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I'm Going To Get
Myself In Shape.

78
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You'll Like This Class.

79
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We Have Some Nice Teachers.

80
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Good.

81
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But Watch Out For Emma Newhouse.

82
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She Wears This Leopard Headband.

83
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Emma Is The Meanest Thing
On Two Feet.

84
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The Woman Gets Pleasure
Out Of Making You Suffer.

85
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We Have
A Nickname For Her...

86
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Captain Bonecrusher.

87
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Hello, Kay.

88
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I'm Glad
You're Here Today.

89
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Come On, Baby.

90
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Stretch, Stretch.

91
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There We Go.

92
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Good Afternoon

93
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All You Sagging
Hunks Of Flesh.

94
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I Can See You've Been Munching
Those Chocolate Bon Bons

95
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And Licking
That Gourmet Ice Cream

96
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And Some Of Y'all
Been Going Back For Seconds.

97
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Remember How
You Been Saying

98
00:05:01,819 --> 00:05:04,174
"I'll Enjoy It Now
And Pay Later"?

99
00:05:04,174 --> 00:05:05,542
Let Me
Introduce Myself.

100
00:05:05,542 --> 00:05:07,310
I'm Later.

101
00:05:08,445 --> 00:05:10,413
Up On Your Feet, Ladies.

102
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Breath In.

103
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And Stretch.

104
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And Stretch.

105
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And Down.

106
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And Lunge.

107
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Come On, Kay.

108
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Work It.

109
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And Up.

110
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Again.

111
00:05:26,229 --> 00:05:27,297
Come On.

112
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Stretch It.

113
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And Down.

114
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And Lunge.

115
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Work That Thigh.

116
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Down And Up.

117
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Contract, Release.

118
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Contract, Release.

119
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Come On, Ladies.

120
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You Paid
To Be Here.

121
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Let's Work It.

122
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You've Got To Burn It

123
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To Earn It.

124
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You've Got To Sweat It

125
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To Get It.

126
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You've Got To Shake It

127
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To Make It.

128
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Knees Up.

129
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Come On.

130
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Come On, Honey.

131
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You In That Deco Leotard.

132
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Who, Me?

133
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Yeah, Baby.

134
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Knees Up.

135
00:06:05,635 --> 00:06:06,636
I Saw That.

136
00:06:06,636 --> 00:06:08,671
Don't Roll
Your Eyes At Me.

137
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I'm Not The One

138
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Whose Thighs
Got A Mind Of Their Own.

139
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All Those Potato Chips
Around Your Waist.

140
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Oh, You Didn't
Like That.

141
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Come On.

142
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Show Me.

143
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Take Me
To The River.

144
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Yeah.

145
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Ha.

146
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Can You Feel It?

147
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(<I>Mumbling)</I>

148
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I Didn't Hear Everybody.

149
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You Need An Extra Five Minutes.

150
00:06:35,398 --> 00:06:37,819
<I>We Can Feel It.</I>

151
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Too Late.

152
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We're Doing The Extra Five.

153
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Now Jump.

154
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Hop.

155
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Come On.

156
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Hop.

157
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Flap.

158
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Where Did That Deco Leotard Go?

159
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Betty, Three Feet

160
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To Your Left.

161
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Everybody, Keep Going.

162
00:07:01,224 --> 00:07:04,094
Oh, I Found
A Special Friend.

163
00:07:04,094 --> 00:07:05,652
You're Going To Be

164
00:07:05,652 --> 00:07:07,421
One Of My Special
Students.

165
00:07:07,421 --> 00:07:08,555
Everybody.

166
00:07:08,555 --> 00:07:11,325
I Want Y'all To Watch
Fantasia Jump.

167
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Come On.

168
00:07:12,693 --> 00:07:15,195
Knees.

169
00:07:15,195 --> 00:07:16,842
Faster, Faster,
Faster, Faster.

170
00:07:16,842 --> 00:07:17,842
Pump It.

171
00:07:17,842 --> 00:07:18,224
Yeah.

172
00:07:18,224 --> 00:07:19,410
This Is The Gold.

173
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Go For The Gold.

174
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Anyone Left In This Room

175
00:07:30,789 --> 00:07:33,191
Automatically Has
To Take My Next Class.

176
00:07:34,726 --> 00:07:37,062
I Knew That Would Get You.

177
00:07:37,062 --> 00:07:40,233
I Would Love To Stay
For Your Next Class.

178
00:07:40,233 --> 00:07:42,634
Unfortunately,
I Have An Appointment.

179
00:07:42,634 --> 00:07:43,869
An Appointment Where?

180
00:07:43,869 --> 00:07:45,232
At The Dairy Queen?

181
00:07:45,232 --> 00:07:46,872
Excuse Me.

182
00:07:46,872 --> 00:07:50,809
I Paid For The Exercise
But Not For The Abuse.

183
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The Abuse Is Free.

184
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You're One Of Those Rich Ladies
That Comes Here To Lose Weight

185
00:07:56,882 --> 00:07:59,233
To Fit Into
Some Fancy New Dress.

186
00:07:59,233 --> 00:08:01,053
Shows How Much You Know.

187
00:08:01,053 --> 00:08:02,236
The Dress Is Old.

188
00:08:02,236 --> 00:08:06,058
Well, How Much Weight
Do You Need To Lose?

189
00:08:06,058 --> 00:08:09,233
Five Pounds In Six Days.

190
00:08:09,233 --> 00:08:12,531
Honey, Those Are
The Miracles You Pray For.

191
00:08:12,531 --> 00:08:14,866
Get Down On Your Knees Now.

192
00:08:14,866 --> 00:08:16,868
Now You Wait A Minute.

193
00:08:16,868 --> 00:08:20,233
It Is Very Important
That I Get Into This Dress.

194
00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:22,607
Whatever It Takes,
I'll Do It.

195
00:08:22,607 --> 00:08:25,043
I Might Need Personal Help.

196
00:08:25,043 --> 00:08:26,778
Would You Be My Trainer?

197
00:08:26,778 --> 00:08:30,582
I'm Not Getting Involved With
A Woman With No Self-Control.

198
00:08:30,582 --> 00:08:33,685
I Have Self-Control.

199
00:08:33,685 --> 00:08:36,236
You'd Have To Exercise
Four Hours A Day.

200
00:08:36,236 --> 00:08:38,236
I'll Exercise Five Hours A Day.

201
00:08:38,236 --> 00:08:40,759
You'll Have A Very Strict Diet.

202
00:08:40,759 --> 00:08:42,228
The Stricter The Better.

203
00:08:42,228 --> 00:08:44,233
You'll Eat 3 1/2 Ounces Of
Protein

204
00:08:44,233 --> 00:08:46,233
1 1/2 Cups Of Fresh Vegetables

205
00:08:46,233 --> 00:08:48,033
No Salt, No Sugar

206
00:08:48,033 --> 00:08:50,228
And Ten Glasses
Of Distilled Water.

207
00:08:50,228 --> 00:08:52,571
That's Pretty Strict.

208
00:08:52,571 --> 00:08:55,140
You Got A Problem
With That?

209
00:08:55,140 --> 00:08:57,228
No, Because
I'm A Good Dieter

210
00:08:57,228 --> 00:08:59,711
As Long As
I Can Splurge Once.

211
00:08:59,711 --> 00:09:02,228
I Got A Weakness
For Mexican Food--

212
00:09:02,228 --> 00:09:03,749
Quesadillas, Guacamole.

213
00:09:03,749 --> 00:09:05,228
You See,
Guacamole Butt.

214
00:09:05,228 --> 00:09:06,235
No Self-Control.

215
00:09:06,235 --> 00:09:08,720
Forget About The Mexican Food.

216
00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:12,233
Whatever The Diet And Exercise
Just Bring It On

217
00:09:12,233 --> 00:09:14,626
Because I Am
Here To Work.

218
00:09:14,626 --> 00:09:17,863
I'm Going To Look So Good
When We're Finished

219
00:09:17,863 --> 00:09:20,098
I'll Make My Own Video--

220
00:09:20,098 --> 00:09:21,800
The Clair Huxtable
Workout.

221
00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:23,702
I'm Not Giving You A Copy.

222
00:09:23,702 --> 00:09:25,771
You'll Have To Buy Your Own.

223
00:09:25,771 --> 00:09:26,872
Hold On Now.

224
00:09:26,872 --> 00:09:28,540
Take That Jacket Off.

225
00:09:28,540 --> 00:09:31,009
My Next Class Is About To Start.

226
00:09:31,009 --> 00:09:32,711
Now You're Talking.

227
00:09:32,711 --> 00:09:34,228
Okay.

228
00:09:34,228 --> 00:09:36,228
So Where Is Everybody?

229
00:09:36,228 --> 00:09:37,582
You're It.

230
00:09:37,582 --> 00:09:39,818
Come On.

231
00:09:39,818 --> 00:09:41,686
Come On, Honey.

232
00:09:41,686 --> 00:09:43,055
Show Me Something.

233
00:09:43,055 --> 00:09:45,057
And Work It.

234
00:09:45,057 --> 00:09:48,234
And Knees Up.

235
00:09:48,234 --> 00:09:49,561
Up.

236
00:09:59,959 --> 00:10:02,317
Hey, Hey, Hey,
Come On, Now.

237
00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:07,315
Dinner Smells Delicious.

238
00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:08,968
Thank You Very Much.

239
00:10:08,968 --> 00:10:10,312
Yeah, Dad.

240
00:10:10,312 --> 00:10:13,640
This Will Be Even Better
Than What We Get

241
00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:15,074
At <I>El Grande Restaurant.</I>

242
00:10:15,074 --> 00:10:15,775
Might.

243
00:10:15,775 --> 00:10:17,312
You Even Made

244
00:10:17,312 --> 00:10:19,646
Guacamole And Quesadillas--
Mom's Favorite.

245
00:10:19,646 --> 00:10:22,312
She's Going
To Love You For This.

246
00:10:27,312 --> 00:10:31,758
I Had Your Mother In Mind
When I Made This Decision.

247
00:10:50,977 --> 00:10:53,316
<I>Buenos Dias.</I>

248
00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:58,818
My Little Flower.

249
00:11:00,317 --> 00:11:03,314
Gr-R-R-Ung, Gr-R-Rung,
Gr-Rung, Gung Gung.

250
00:11:03,314 --> 00:11:07,312
Gr-R-R-Ung, Gr-R-Rung,
Gung Gung.

251
00:11:07,312 --> 00:11:10,163
What Do You Smell

252
00:11:10,163 --> 00:11:15,134
Coming From
The Kitchen?

253
00:11:15,134 --> 00:11:17,136
Huh?

254
00:11:17,136 --> 00:11:18,314
What Is It?

255
00:11:18,314 --> 00:11:19,317
Mexican Food.

256
00:11:19,317 --> 00:11:20,673
<I>Si.</I>

257
00:11:20,673 --> 00:11:22,809
I Want You To Know

258
00:11:22,809 --> 00:11:26,612
That In Honor
Of Being Your Husband...

259
00:11:26,612 --> 00:11:28,614
I Love You So Much

260
00:11:28,614 --> 00:11:33,052
I Decided To Recreate
The Entire Menu

261
00:11:33,052 --> 00:11:35,955
Of <I>El Grande Restaurante.</I>

262
00:11:35,955 --> 00:11:44,797
I Am Making <I>Conchitos Los Vitos</I>
<I>El Grande</I> Meal For You.

263
00:11:44,797 --> 00:11:48,634
I Am Taking The Pork
From The Pig

264
00:11:48,634 --> 00:11:51,804
That Was Killed
While It Was Alive.

265
00:11:51,804 --> 00:11:55,975
I Have Diced It
So Fine

266
00:11:55,975 --> 00:11:59,045
Put It On The Skillet
With The Butter.

267
00:11:59,045 --> 00:12:01,681
Two, Three Pounds
Of Butter.

268
00:12:01,681 --> 00:12:03,116
You Could Hear...

269
00:12:03,116 --> 00:12:04,320
(<I>Sizzling Sounds)</I>

270
00:12:06,316 --> 00:12:09,122
And Then Took
A Jalapeno Pepper...

271
00:12:09,122 --> 00:12:13,025
Threw It Into The Grease
And Pulled It Out Right Away.

272
00:12:13,025 --> 00:12:15,962
Two-Second Jalapeno Pepper
In The Butter

273
00:12:15,962 --> 00:12:18,965
With The Oink Flesh
Sizzling And Crackling.

274
00:12:18,965 --> 00:12:20,800
"Oh, My Goodness,"
I Said.

275
00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:22,735
"My Wife
Loves This Meal."

276
00:12:22,735 --> 00:12:24,137
She Says

277
00:12:24,137 --> 00:12:27,320
"Oh, Cliff, This Restaurant
Is Out Of This World."

278
00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:29,642
I Have It For You,
My Dear.

279
00:12:29,642 --> 00:12:30,877
What Do You Say?

280
00:12:30,877 --> 00:12:32,678
I'm Not Hungry.

281
00:12:32,678 --> 00:12:34,312
What?

282
00:12:38,251 --> 00:12:39,952
But Listen.

283
00:12:39,952 --> 00:12:43,956
I Made Guacamole.

284
00:12:43,956 --> 00:12:46,793
I Made With My Own Hands.

285
00:12:46,793 --> 00:12:52,265
From The Same Recipe Of The Man
Who Gave It To Me.

286
00:12:52,265 --> 00:12:54,967
This Man
Who Made The Tortillas...

287
00:12:54,967 --> 00:12:56,636
107 Years Old.

288
00:12:56,636 --> 00:12:59,972
Ground The Corn
With His Own Knuckles.

289
00:12:59,972 --> 00:13:04,312
He Ground The Corn So Fine
To Make The Tortilla.

290
00:13:04,312 --> 00:13:09,248
Then To Put On The Tortilla,
Some Double Monterey Jack

291
00:13:09,248 --> 00:13:12,118
Cheese...

292
00:13:12,118 --> 00:13:13,820
To Melt Over Them.

293
00:13:13,820 --> 00:13:16,189
What Say You,
My Love?

294
00:13:16,189 --> 00:13:18,090
I'm Not Hungry.

295
00:13:18,090 --> 00:13:22,628
You Say... What?

296
00:13:25,318 --> 00:13:29,135
I Have Made Guacamole Sauce
For You.

297
00:13:29,135 --> 00:13:30,837
Guacamole.

298
00:13:30,837 --> 00:13:34,974
The Avocados Were Hand-Held
On The Plane

299
00:13:34,974 --> 00:13:43,210
By Mrs. Mole Herself
Who Brought The Guacas And Said

300
00:13:43,210 --> 00:13:46,083
"Please, Dr. Huxtable

301
00:13:46,083 --> 00:13:48,819
Make These For
Your Beautiful Wife."

302
00:13:48,819 --> 00:13:50,855
What Say You?

303
00:13:50,855 --> 00:13:52,523
What Say You?

304
00:13:52,523 --> 00:13:53,858
What Say You?

305
00:13:53,858 --> 00:13:57,561
I'm Going To My Room
And Have A Carrot.

306
00:13:57,561 --> 00:13:59,864
What?!

307
00:14:01,219 --> 00:14:03,210
Say You
A Carrot?

308
00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:04,935
Well, Okay.

309
00:14:04,935 --> 00:14:06,704
Hey, Kids.

310
00:14:06,704 --> 00:14:09,807
Get Ready For
Some Mexican Food.

311
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:11,215
<I>Yeah!!</I>

312
00:14:11,215 --> 00:14:16,080
(<I>Humming Fandango Music)</I>

313
00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:23,554
(<I>Gasp Of Pain)</I>

314
00:14:23,554 --> 00:14:25,215
Push, Push.

315
00:14:30,210 --> 00:14:32,163
It's All Right, Cliff.

316
00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:33,210
It's Okay.

317
00:14:33,210 --> 00:14:35,215
It's Just A Little
Leg Cramp.

318
00:14:35,215 --> 00:14:36,215
It's Okay Now.

319
00:14:36,215 --> 00:14:38,602
I Didn't Know
What That Was.

320
00:14:38,602 --> 00:14:39,870
(<I>Scream Of Pain)</I>

321
00:14:39,870 --> 00:14:41,705
What's Going On?

322
00:14:41,705 --> 00:14:43,210
What's The Matter, Dear?

323
00:14:46,877 --> 00:14:48,679
Let Me Straighten It Out.

324
00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:51,515
I've Got
To Straighten It Out.

325
00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:52,850
That Should
Feel Better.

326
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:53,851
Don't Touch It.

327
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,085
I'm Fine.

328
00:14:55,085 --> 00:14:56,821
I Haven't
Done A Thing.

329
00:14:56,821 --> 00:14:58,022
I'm Fine.

330
00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,089
I'm Okay.

331
00:14:59,089 --> 00:15:01,215
Just Lay There.

332
00:15:01,215 --> 00:15:02,693
I'm Fine.

333
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:03,894
You're Okay.

334
00:15:03,894 --> 00:15:05,211
Let Me Rub It...

335
00:15:05,211 --> 00:15:08,210
No, No, Don't Touch It.

336
00:15:08,210 --> 00:15:10,534
You've Never
Had This Before.

337
00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:12,870
It's All Right.

338
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:14,210
You All Right?

339
00:15:14,210 --> 00:15:15,219
Where You Going?

340
00:15:15,219 --> 00:15:17,041
Bathroom.

341
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:18,210
See.

342
00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:21,011
I Just Have To Walk On It.

343
00:15:46,537 --> 00:15:49,540
You're All Right.

344
00:15:49,540 --> 00:15:50,875
You All Right?

345
00:15:50,875 --> 00:15:52,406
Please Don't
Touch It.

346
00:15:52,406 --> 00:15:54,473
Let's Get Up.

347
00:15:54,473 --> 00:15:57,812
I Think I'm Going To Sleep
Right Here.

348
00:15:57,812 --> 00:16:00,467
You Just Throw
Some Covers On Me.

349
00:16:00,467 --> 00:16:02,150
I'll Be Fine.

350
00:16:02,150 --> 00:16:04,118
We'll Do That.

351
00:16:04,118 --> 00:16:06,788
Just Throw Some Covers
Over You.

352
00:16:06,788 --> 00:16:08,156
This Will Be Fun.

353
00:16:08,156 --> 00:16:10,224
Just Like Camping Out.

354
00:16:10,224 --> 00:16:10,815
Just Don't Touch Me.

355
00:16:10,815 --> 00:16:11,819
I Won't.

356
00:16:11,819 --> 00:16:13,813
Just Like
We're Camping Out.

357
00:16:22,594 --> 00:16:24,296
Come On, Clair,
Come On.

358
00:16:24,296 --> 00:16:26,094
One More Lap
Around The Counter.

359
00:16:26,094 --> 00:16:26,905
Go For The Gold, Girl.

360
00:16:26,905 --> 00:16:28,430
Push It.

361
00:16:28,430 --> 00:16:30,075
All Right,
Take A Break.

362
00:16:30,075 --> 00:16:31,430
It's Lunch Time.

363
00:16:31,430 --> 00:16:32,744
Food!

364
00:16:32,744 --> 00:16:35,080
We Have These Beautiful
Salads I Prepared.

365
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:37,048
Clair, You're Doing
So Beautifully.

366
00:16:37,048 --> 00:16:40,385
By Tomorrow, You'll Be Able
To Jog That Last Mile.

367
00:16:40,385 --> 00:16:42,053
Before You Know It

368
00:16:42,053 --> 00:16:44,430
That Weight's Going
To Come Flying Off.

369
00:16:44,430 --> 00:16:48,026
I Have A Special Treat
For Both Of Us Today.

370
00:16:48,026 --> 00:16:49,872
Croutons.

371
00:16:53,114 --> 00:16:54,119
Croutons.

372
00:16:54,119 --> 00:16:55,684
Yes, Croutons.

373
00:16:55,684 --> 00:16:58,123
Some For You
And The Rest For Me.

374
00:16:58,123 --> 00:16:59,654
<I>Bon Appetit.</I>

375
00:16:59,654 --> 00:17:00,956
Don't Touch
That Salad.

376
00:17:00,956 --> 00:17:02,491
What's The Matter?

377
00:17:02,491 --> 00:17:04,793
I Have Five Croutons
And You Have Seven.

378
00:17:04,793 --> 00:17:09,965
Dear, I'm Not The One That
Has To Lose Three More Pounds.

379
00:17:09,965 --> 00:17:11,566
I Want My Crouton.

380
00:17:11,566 --> 00:17:12,968
I'm Serious.

381
00:17:12,968 --> 00:17:16,438
All Right,
All Right.

382
00:17:16,438 --> 00:17:19,114
I'll Take Two
Out Of My Salad.

383
00:17:19,114 --> 00:17:20,609
I'll Throw Them Away.

384
00:17:20,609 --> 00:17:22,444
Then We'll
Both Be Even.

385
00:17:22,444 --> 00:17:24,779
You're Not Throwing Away
My Croutons.

386
00:17:24,779 --> 00:17:26,414
What Are You Doing?

387
00:17:26,414 --> 00:17:28,114
Look What You Did.

388
00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:31,586
Now Neither One Of Us
Gets To Eat Them.

389
00:17:31,586 --> 00:17:32,921
Want To Bet?

390
00:18:09,941 --> 00:18:11,468
What Are You Doing Up?

391
00:18:11,468 --> 00:18:13,604
It's 5:00 In The Morning.

392
00:18:13,604 --> 00:18:16,146
You're Supposed To Be
At The Hospital

393
00:18:16,146 --> 00:18:17,708
Delivering Twins.

394
00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:19,042
I Delivered Them Already.

395
00:18:19,042 --> 00:18:21,511
Go Back And Get Some More.

396
00:18:21,511 --> 00:18:24,715
You're Thinking
I Came Down Here

397
00:18:24,715 --> 00:18:26,146
To Eat All This.

398
00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:27,153
Well, You're Wrong.

399
00:18:27,153 --> 00:18:28,152
Really?

400
00:18:28,152 --> 00:18:30,921
I Didn't Want It To Spoil,
So I'm Cooking It.

401
00:18:30,921 --> 00:18:32,147
(<I>Humming</I>
<I>Fandango Music)</I>

402
00:18:32,147 --> 00:18:33,146
Shut Up!

403
00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:35,150
I Had One Bite,
That's All.

404
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,591
How Do You Know
It's Not For You?

405
00:18:38,591 --> 00:18:39,426
Because...

406
00:18:39,426 --> 00:18:40,948
Shut Up!

407
00:18:41,948 --> 00:18:44,664
You Don't Have
To Worry About Me.

408
00:18:44,664 --> 00:18:46,633
It's <I>You</I>
I Worry About.

409
00:18:46,633 --> 00:18:49,769
Don't You Be Down Here
Eating Up This Food.

410
00:18:49,769 --> 00:18:50,904
There.

411
00:18:50,904 --> 00:18:53,606
I've Cooked It Up,
I've Turned It Off

412
00:18:53,606 --> 00:18:55,942
And I've Put It Back.

413
00:18:55,942 --> 00:18:57,444
I'm Going To Bed Hungry.

414
00:18:57,444 --> 00:18:59,379
I Do Hope
You're Satisfied.

415
00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:04,942
Shut Up!

416
00:19:05,948 --> 00:19:10,256
♪ Dum, Da-Da-Dum, Da-Da-Dum ♪

417
00:19:20,154 --> 00:19:21,470
Clair.

418
00:19:21,470 --> 00:19:22,790
<I>Yes?</I>

419
00:19:22,790 --> 00:19:25,126
We'll Be Late For The Benefit.

420
00:19:25,126 --> 00:19:27,470
<I>No, We're Not,</I>
<I>Because I'm Not Going.</I>

421
00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:31,265
What Do You Mean
You're Not Going?

422
00:19:31,265 --> 00:19:33,935
<I>I Have Nothing</I>
<I>To Wear.</I>

423
00:19:33,935 --> 00:19:36,836
I Understand
What This Is All About.

424
00:19:36,836 --> 00:19:38,338
You Gained Some Weight.

425
00:19:38,338 --> 00:19:41,029
Don't Ask Me How I Found Out.

426
00:19:41,029 --> 00:19:44,811
I Know You Can't Fit Into
That Dress Barbara Made.

427
00:19:44,811 --> 00:19:47,038
It's Not The End Of The World.

428
00:19:47,038 --> 00:19:49,349
What Do You Know
About Anything?

429
00:19:49,349 --> 00:19:50,884
<I>I Know</I>
<I>You Have</I>

430
00:19:50,884 --> 00:19:54,621
Many Dresses In That Closet
That You Can Get Into.

431
00:19:54,621 --> 00:19:57,029
You Look Beautiful
In All Of Them.

432
00:19:57,029 --> 00:20:01,361
Put On The Pink Chiffon
Strapless Thing.

433
00:20:01,361 --> 00:20:02,289
<I>No.</I>

434
00:20:02,289 --> 00:20:06,874
What About The Green Thing
With The Little Bow In Back?

435
00:20:06,874 --> 00:20:08,275
You See?

436
00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:10,911
I Don't Even Have
A Dress Like That.

437
00:20:10,911 --> 00:20:11,979
That's Your Mother's Dress.

438
00:20:11,979 --> 00:20:17,918
Go Get It From Her!

439
00:20:17,918 --> 00:20:19,920
<I>Cliff,</I>
<I>I'm Not Going.</I>

440
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:21,425
Look, You Are Going!

441
00:20:21,425 --> 00:20:23,090
I'm Sick Of This.

442
00:20:23,090 --> 00:20:25,259
Just Because
You're A Grandmother

443
00:20:25,259 --> 00:20:27,895
And You're Uptight About
Fitting Into Some Dress...

444
00:20:27,895 --> 00:20:29,430
I'm Telling You I'm Tired.

445
00:20:29,430 --> 00:20:33,801
You're Going To Put On Something
Or I'm Tearing This Door Down.

446
00:20:33,801 --> 00:20:36,737
Are You Ordering Me
To Do Something?

447
00:20:36,737 --> 00:20:40,241
If You See This Door Fall Down,
You'll Know.

448
00:20:40,241 --> 00:20:42,309
<I>All Right,</I>
<I>Let's Not Get Vicious.</I>

449
00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:43,430
Come On.

450
00:20:45,913 --> 00:20:47,431
Why, Don't You...

451
00:20:48,849 --> 00:20:50,084
Look At You.

452
00:20:50,084 --> 00:20:52,086
Look Carefully, Dear.

453
00:20:52,086 --> 00:20:54,755
Notice I'm Not Wearing
Artificial Supports

454
00:20:54,755 --> 00:20:57,091
And I Can Breathe.

455
00:20:57,091 --> 00:20:58,259
You're Kidding?

456
00:20:58,259 --> 00:20:59,430
And I Can Move.

457
00:20:59,430 --> 00:21:02,897
And I Can Do Any Dance
You Fling At Me.

458
00:21:02,897 --> 00:21:05,425
I Want To Kiss You.

459
00:21:05,425 --> 00:21:07,735
You'll Mess Up
My Makeup.

460
00:21:07,735 --> 00:21:10,071
I'll Just Do It
With My Lips.

461
00:21:10,071 --> 00:21:11,430
No, You're Not.

462
00:21:11,430 --> 00:21:12,740
You'll Need Me.

463
00:21:12,740 --> 00:21:14,429
You Might
Cramp Up Tonight.

464
00:21:14,429 --> 00:21:16,043
"Oh, Cliff, Cliff!"