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Hey, Dad, I'm Back.
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Did You Pick Up Grandma
And Grandpa's Mail?
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Yep.
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They'll Be Back Tomorrow
From Florida.
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Here's Something
I Think You Should See.
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They Won A Sweepstakes.
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This Is A Come-On Letter
From A Subscription Service.
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They Say You Won $18 Trillion.
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You Get Nothing.
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This Does Not Say,
"You May Be A Winner."
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It Says,
"You Are A Winner."
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It Says, "Open Immediately."
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What's Going On?
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Grandma And Grandpa Might Be
Multimillionaires.
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They Won A Sweepstakes.
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We Received An Envelope
Just Like This Today.
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I'll Show You.
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Sorry, Son.
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Wait A Minute.
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This Is Different.
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This One Says,
"You May Be A Winner."
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This One Says,
"You Are A Winner."
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Let's Open It.
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You Can't.
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Yes, You Can.
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This Is Not Addressed To You.
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It Says, "Open Immediately."
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It Says, "Russell Huxtable,
Open Immediately."
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I Am The Man's Son.
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I Give You Permission
To Open It.
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Does Theo Open Your Mail?
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She Has A Point.
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Hey, Man, I'm Not
Talking To You.
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You Understand?
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My Father Won't Be Here
Till Tomorrow.
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If We Open It Now,
He May Get The Prize.
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He's Got A Point.
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Thank You, Son.
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One Day Won't Result
In His Losing Any Prize.
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My Father Is Up There In Age.
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If He Opens That
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And Finds Out
He's Won $3 Trillion
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Something May Happen
Up In His Chest.
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If We Open It,
See The Ten Trillion
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I Can Call Him In,
Tell Him Calmly
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And He Won't Have Chest Pains.
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That's Not A Good Point.
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Who's Asking What You Think?
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Open It.
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Opening Someone's Mail
Constitutes Petty Theft.
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You Can Do Time For That.
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So This Letter Goes
In This Basket
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Until Your Father Comes Back.
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Okay, Miss Play-By-The-Book.
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If My Father Wins Some Money
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I'm Going To Tell My Father
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That He And I Will Split It
And You'll Get
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(Raspberry)
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Nothing.
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I'm Going To Study.
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Mom, Dad, You Have
To See This Video.
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It's The Lipsticks' Debut.
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Who Are They?
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Nobody Till 12:30 Today.
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We Were Walking By
Latham's Department Store.
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We Saw A Sign--
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"Make Your Own
Videotapes."
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What's More Important
Videos Or Eye Shadows?
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We Said, "Videos."
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Janet Said, "Eye Shadows."
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That's How We Came Up
With The Name The Lipsticks.
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Vanessa Thought
The Eye Shadows Sounded Better
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But She Changed Her Mind
And That's Who We Are--
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The Lipsticks.
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Thank You.
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Vanessa?
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We Made A Video.
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The Store Provided
The Background Music
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We Provided The Vocals
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And They Videotaped It.
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Let's See It.
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Okay.
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(Rock 'N' Roll Music)
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♪ Everybody's Doin'
A Brand-New Dance Now ♪
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♪C'mon, Baby,
Do The Locomotion♪
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♪ I Know You're Gonna Like It
If You Give It A Chance Now ♪
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♪C'mon, Baby,
Do The Locomotion♪
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♪ My Little Baby Sister
Can Do It With Ease ♪
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♪ It's Easier Than Learnin'
Your Abc's ♪
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♪So C'mon, C'mon,
Do The Locomotion With Me♪
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Channel 37 Is Having A Contest
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For The Best Amateur
Music Video.
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We'll Put Together
New Outfits
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Redo The Video And Send It In.
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The Winner Gets An Audition
For A Record Contract.
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One Of Our Songs
Might Become A Hit.
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We'd Go On Tour
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And Become
Real Famous
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And We Could Take School
In Our Own Plane
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With Teachers That We Hired.
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Do You Think
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We Could Win?
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What I've Seen Is That You All
Have The Moves.
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Now, The Singing?
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Uh...
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I'd Say... Uh...
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You Have Raw Talent.
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That's What The Video Lady Said.
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We're Like A Diamond
In The Rough.
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She Said If We Had Voice Lessons
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We Could Be Really Good.
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She Gave Us The Name
And Number Of A Singing Teacher.
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How Many Lessons Will We Need?
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Probably Just One.
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(Woman Scatting)
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♪ We're Moving ♪
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♪ Moving ♪
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♪ Moving On ♪
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All Right, Guys,
That's All For Today.
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Thank You Very Much.
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Miss Woods?
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I'm Vanessa Huxtable.
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I Called About
The Singing Lessons.
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You Must Be The Lipsticks.
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In Person.
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Young Persons, Too.
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We Have The Moves.
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We Just Want To Sound Better.
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Let's See What You Got.
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Okay.
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Let's Do The First Verse
Of "The Locomotion."
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Do You Want Us On The Stage?
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No, Right There's Good.
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Five, Six, Seven, Eight.
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♪ Everybody's Doin'
A Brand-New Dance Now ♪
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♪C'mon, Baby,
Do The Locomotion♪
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♪ I Know You're Gonna Like It
If You Give It A Chance Now ♪
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♪C'mon, Baby,
Do The Locomotion♪
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What Do You Think?
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It's Nice.
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♪Bay, Bay, Bay, Bay,
Bay, Bay, Bay, Bay♪
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♪ Bee, Bee, Bee, Bee,
Bee, Bee, Bee, Bee ♪
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♪Bee, Bee, Bee, Bee,
Bee, Bee, Bee, Bee♪
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♪Zinga, Zinga, Zinga, Zinga
Zinga, Zinga♪
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We Can Move On
To "Grulla Crulla"
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(Plays Phrase)
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♪ Grulla Crulla ♪
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♪Grulla Crulla, Grulla Crulla♪
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Miss Woods,
We Only Have
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Five Minutes Left
In The Lesson.
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Could We Sing Our Song To See
If We've Gotten Any Better?
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Let's See
What You've Got.
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All Right!
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Five, Six, Seven, Eight.
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♪Everybody's Doin'
A Brand-New Dance Now♪
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Whoa, Whoa, Whoa.
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Breathe From
Your Diaphragm
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But Let The Tones
Come From Your Head.
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Lift, Lift.
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Again.
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♪Everybody's Doin'...♪
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Ladies...
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First Word Again, Please?
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♪Every♪
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♪Body♪
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That's Great.
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That's All For Today, Ladies.
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♪ ... All Night Long ♪
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♪ One Thing
I Know You Can Do ♪
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♪ You Can Do It To Me
All Night Long ♪
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♪ Uh-Huh, Baby ♪
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♪ Do It To Me
All Night Long ♪
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♪ 'Cause You Do It Just Right ♪
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♪ So Do It All Night... ♪
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Hey, Why Did You Do That?
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What Are You Listening To?
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The Radio.
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That Song Was Playing
On The Radio?
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Yeah.
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It's Called
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"Do It To Me
All Night Long."
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Would You Tell Me, Um...
183
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What Does "It" Mean?
184
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Daddy, You Know What "It" Means.
185
00:09:01,514 --> 00:09:02,515
Yes, I Do
186
00:09:02,515 --> 00:09:06,452
But I Want To Know
If You Know What "It" Means.
187
00:09:06,452 --> 00:09:10,389
"It" Means Holding Hands
And Kissing.
188
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Holding Hands And Kissing?
189
00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:16,829
Yes, But That's Not All
That "It" Means.
190
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What Else Does
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"It" Mean?
192
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It Means, Uh...
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Homework.
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"It" Is Homework.
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"Baby, Do My Homework
All Night Long."
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Okay.
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Okay.
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00:09:39,885 --> 00:09:43,389
♪ Baby, Do My Homework
All Night Long ♪
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There You Go.
200
00:09:44,724 --> 00:09:47,074
(Teapot Whistling)
201
00:09:47,074 --> 00:09:50,896
Oh, Sounds Like
You're Making Tea.
202
00:09:50,896 --> 00:09:53,082
Yes.
Would You Like A Cup?
203
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No, But I Figured
204
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If I Showed You
This Sweepstakes Envelope
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You Might Know What You
Could Do With That Teapot.
206
00:10:01,007 --> 00:10:03,074
Are You Suggesting
207
00:10:03,074 --> 00:10:06,712
That I Place That Envelope
Near The Steam
208
00:10:06,712 --> 00:10:09,079
So It Might Open Up?
209
00:10:09,079 --> 00:10:13,080
I'm Merely Bringing It Up
As A Possibility.
210
00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:18,080
Well, I Think That As A Son,
You Have Hit An All-Time Low.
211
00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:19,925
You're Right, Dad.
212
00:10:19,925 --> 00:10:22,628
I'll Just Put This Back.
213
00:10:22,628 --> 00:10:27,400
Now, Because I Don't
Trust You, My Boy
214
00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:32,738
I Am Going To Keep
This Envelope Away From You
215
00:10:32,738 --> 00:10:36,709
Because I Don't Trust
Anything You Do.
216
00:10:36,709 --> 00:10:39,445
How Dare You Suggest
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00:10:39,445 --> 00:10:42,815
That I Do Something Like This?
218
00:10:42,815 --> 00:10:46,719
Do You Understand
What I'm Saying To You?
219
00:10:46,719 --> 00:10:50,723
And Don't Ever
Try It Again.
220
00:10:51,891 --> 00:10:56,729
You Two Are
Pathetic, Pitiful...
221
00:10:56,729 --> 00:10:58,731
And Predictable.
222
00:11:01,901 --> 00:11:04,118
See, You Got Me
In A Whole Lot Of Trouble.
223
00:11:20,069 --> 00:11:21,714
Aha!
224
00:11:21,714 --> 00:11:23,716
♪ Do-Do-Do-Do-Bee ♪
225
00:11:23,716 --> 00:11:27,387
Listen, I Apologize
For Acting Like A Sleaze, Okay?
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00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:29,066
Think Nothing Of It.
227
00:11:29,066 --> 00:11:30,390
I'll Sit With You.
228
00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:32,071
Do A Little
Light Reading.
229
00:11:32,071 --> 00:11:35,067
Oh, What
Should I Read?
230
00:11:35,067 --> 00:11:37,730
What Should I Read?
231
00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:41,534
I'll Close My Eyes
And Let's Get It...
232
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:44,072
Oh, What Is This
I'm Touching?
233
00:11:44,072 --> 00:11:46,706
You Were Spying On Me.
234
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,708
Yes, You
Were Spying.
235
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,066
No, I Wasn't.
236
00:11:50,066 --> 00:11:52,545
I Think You
Can Go To Jail
237
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,073
For Hiding
People's Mail.
238
00:11:55,073 --> 00:11:56,816
Hey!
239
00:11:56,816 --> 00:11:57,817
How You Doing?
240
00:11:57,817 --> 00:12:00,069
There They Are,
The Rolly Pops.
241
00:12:00,069 --> 00:12:01,988
How Did It Go?
242
00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:06,066
We Learned We Don't Need
Singing Lessons From Miss Woods.
243
00:12:06,066 --> 00:12:08,066
She Didn't
Even Let Us Sing.
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00:12:08,066 --> 00:12:09,395
All We Did Was
245
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:10,430
Be-Be-Be
246
00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:11,431
Zinga-Zinga-Zee.
247
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:13,766
We Don't Want
To Sing Like That.
248
00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:16,736
I Don't Think You're
Being Fair To Miss Woods
249
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,075
And What She's
Trying To Do.
250
00:12:19,075 --> 00:12:22,008
You Want To Get To The Song
251
00:12:22,008 --> 00:12:24,069
But She Taught You
Breathing Exercises.
252
00:12:24,069 --> 00:12:25,069
Correct?
253
00:12:25,069 --> 00:12:26,913
Same Thing
Happened To Me.
254
00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,815
I Wanted To Be A Drummer.
255
00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:29,816
Had My Own Set.
256
00:12:29,816 --> 00:12:32,485
I Heard Art Blakey Play,
Bought His Records
257
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:33,820
Tried To Copy Him.
258
00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:35,069
I Couldn't Get It.
259
00:12:35,069 --> 00:12:37,524
So I Went Down
To A Teacher.
260
00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:40,727
I Said, "I Want To Learn
How His Left Hand Does
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00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:42,066
"Di-Di-Di-Di-Di
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00:12:42,066 --> 00:12:43,930
"While The Right Hand Does
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00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,398
Ding-Di-Ding-Ding."
264
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The Man Said
265
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,368
"I Know What
You're Talking About."
266
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:51,504
He Put The Set Aside,
Pulled Out A Block
267
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,640
And He Said,
"Do Like This--
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"Whack-Whack
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Whack-Whack."
270
00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:59,379
I Said, "I Don't
Want To Go Whack-Whack.
271
00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:02,015
I Want Diga-De-Diga-
De-Diga-De-Diga"
272
00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:05,385
He Said, "In Order To Get
To That You Got To Go
273
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Whack-Whack-Whack."
274
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:08,955
That's A Great Story
275
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:12,066
But It Doesn't Have
Anything To Do With Us.
276
00:13:12,066 --> 00:13:13,393
We Don't
Play Drums.
277
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We Sing.
278
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:15,395
Yeah.
279
00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:18,069
But You Don't Sing Well... Yet.
280
00:13:18,069 --> 00:13:20,074
We Don't Have To Sing Well.
281
00:13:20,074 --> 00:13:21,634
You Don't?
282
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,570
There's This Group
Called W-Four.
283
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:24,070
And?
284
00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:25,070
They Can't Sing.
285
00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:27,507
When They're In
The Recording Studio
286
00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:29,709
The Engineer Fixes Their Voices.
287
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:31,066
That's What We'll Do.
288
00:13:31,066 --> 00:13:34,072
Wait Till You See
What We Look Like!
289
00:13:34,072 --> 00:13:37,483
We'll Put On The Outfits
And Show You Our Routine.
290
00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:38,651
All Right.
291
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:39,719
All Right!
292
00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:41,066
♪ Motion, Yeah! ♪
293
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♪ Motion, Woo! ♪
294
00:13:46,676 --> 00:13:49,346
Mom, Dad, We're Ready!
295
00:13:49,346 --> 00:13:50,347
Okay.
296
00:13:50,347 --> 00:13:51,822
So Where Are They?
297
00:13:51,822 --> 00:13:54,684
They Have To Make
Their Entrance.
298
00:13:54,684 --> 00:13:55,824
Ladies
And Gentlemen
299
00:13:55,824 --> 00:13:59,222
Presenting Live
In The Huxtable Living Room
300
00:13:59,222 --> 00:14:02,559
The New, The Improved Lipsticks!
301
00:14:05,462 --> 00:14:09,132
(Rock 'N' Roll Music)
302
00:14:20,816 --> 00:14:24,816
♪ Everybody's Doin'
A Brand-New Dance Now ♪
303
00:14:24,816 --> 00:14:28,184
♪C'mon, Baby,
Do The Locomotion♪
304
00:14:28,184 --> 00:14:32,455
♪ I Know You're Gonna Like It
If You Give It A Try Now ♪
305
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:35,492
♪C'mon, Baby,
Do The Locomotion♪
306
00:14:35,492 --> 00:14:38,823
♪ My Little Baby Sister
Can Do It With Ease ♪
307
00:14:38,823 --> 00:14:42,465
♪ It's Easier To Learn
Than Your Abc's ♪
308
00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:47,470
♪So C'mon, C'mon,And Do The Locomotion With Me♪
309
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:50,540
♪You Gotta Swing
Your Hips Now...♪
310
00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:53,543
Mom, Why Did
You Do That?
311
00:14:53,543 --> 00:14:55,311
We're Not
Finished Yet.
312
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:56,379
Yes, You Are.
313
00:14:59,249 --> 00:15:01,217
I Thought They Were Hot.
314
00:15:01,217 --> 00:15:03,686
Maybe You Should Go
Up To Your Room
315
00:15:03,686 --> 00:15:04,687
And Cool Off.
316
00:15:04,687 --> 00:15:05,825
Aw, Man.
317
00:15:07,457 --> 00:15:08,725
Mrs. Huxtable
318
00:15:08,725 --> 00:15:10,693
Is There
Something Wrong?
319
00:15:10,693 --> 00:15:13,363
I Don't Know Who
You Think You Are
320
00:15:13,363 --> 00:15:15,365
But You Are Not The People
321
00:15:15,365 --> 00:15:18,823
Who Just Came Down Here
In My Living Room Half Dressed
322
00:15:18,823 --> 00:15:22,272
Flinging Parts
From One End To The Other.
323
00:15:22,272 --> 00:15:24,816
Are My Eyes Deceiving Me?
324
00:15:24,816 --> 00:15:27,310
Aren't You All Swollen In Areas
325
00:15:27,310 --> 00:15:29,825
Where You Weren't
Swollen Before?
326
00:15:29,825 --> 00:15:34,816
Thank You, Because I
Definitely Detect Some Growth.
327
00:15:34,816 --> 00:15:36,821
Mom!
328
00:15:38,455 --> 00:15:41,257
That's Part
Of Our Outfits.
329
00:15:41,257 --> 00:15:42,706
The Only Part Of Your Clothing
330
00:15:42,706 --> 00:15:45,201
That You Will Be Allowed
To Stuff Things Into
331
00:15:45,201 --> 00:15:46,142
Will Be Your Pockets.
332
00:15:46,142 --> 00:15:48,986
You Go Put
Some Clothes On.
333
00:15:48,986 --> 00:15:52,760
I'm Not Your Mother,
But I Speak For Them
334
00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:54,362
When I Say Go Cover Yourselves
335
00:15:54,362 --> 00:15:55,418
Immediately.
336
00:15:55,418 --> 00:15:58,141
Yes, Mrs. Huxtable.
337
00:15:58,141 --> 00:16:01,816
I Finally Thought They Were
Old Enough To Understand
338
00:16:01,816 --> 00:16:04,147
I'm Not A Child
Anymore.
339
00:16:04,147 --> 00:16:08,118
And Don't Put Those Tissues
Back In The Box!
340
00:16:13,933 --> 00:16:16,936
Did You See Kara
With That Bra On
341
00:16:16,936 --> 00:16:18,938
On Top Of Her Leotard?
342
00:16:18,938 --> 00:16:19,939
Did I See It?
343
00:16:19,939 --> 00:16:21,331
We Have Made
A Mistake.
344
00:16:21,331 --> 00:16:25,177
We Have Planted Roses,
But We Keep Getting Weeds.
345
00:16:25,177 --> 00:16:26,946
Sondra's In
The Wilderness
346
00:16:26,946 --> 00:16:28,648
Denise Is In The Jungle
347
00:16:28,648 --> 00:16:30,650
And She's On "The Locomotion."
348
00:16:30,650 --> 00:16:32,985
Take That War Paint
Off Your Faces!
349
00:16:32,985 --> 00:16:36,330
Before Their Mothers
Come In Here And Blame Me.
350
00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:38,290
Running
Around Here
351
00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:41,227
Like They Just Hopped Off
The Hot Seat.
352
00:16:41,227 --> 00:16:44,096
Suppose Some Fool
Comes Along, Sees That
353
00:16:44,096 --> 00:16:45,329
Takes Them Seriously...
354
00:16:45,329 --> 00:16:47,833
Vanessa Could End Up
Across The Country
355
00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:50,202
In A Smoke-Filled Cafe
356
00:16:50,202 --> 00:16:52,872
Singing And Dancing
And Gyrating Like That.
357
00:16:52,872 --> 00:16:54,328
I Won't Be Around
358
00:16:54,328 --> 00:16:55,975
To Take
The Tissues Out.
359
00:16:55,975 --> 00:16:57,330
What Do
They Know?
360
00:16:57,330 --> 00:16:59,712
"Easy As Doing
Your Abc's..."
361
00:16:59,712 --> 00:17:02,214
Miss 1,400 On The S.A.T.
362
00:17:02,214 --> 00:17:06,018
I Got Your Locomotion
Down Here With A Science Book!
363
00:17:06,018 --> 00:17:06,886
Right.
364
00:17:06,886 --> 00:17:08,821
And Take That Makeup Off!
365
00:17:08,821 --> 00:17:09,332
That's Right.
366
00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:11,223
I Can See Her Now
367
00:17:11,223 --> 00:17:13,325
In A Hollywood Swimming Pool
368
00:17:13,325 --> 00:17:15,961
With A Remote Phone,
Calling Me Up:
369
00:17:15,961 --> 00:17:18,631
"Hi, Mom, Babe.
Let's Do Lunch."
370
00:17:18,631 --> 00:17:20,325
I'll Not Have It!
371
00:17:28,974 --> 00:17:31,811
And That Goes For Me, Too.
372
00:17:37,783 --> 00:17:41,153
Vanessa, Clair,
The Show Starts At 8:30.
373
00:17:41,153 --> 00:17:42,988
We Got Five.
374
00:17:42,988 --> 00:17:44,330
(Doorbell)
375
00:17:47,325 --> 00:17:48,961
Hey!
Hey!
376
00:17:48,961 --> 00:17:50,325
All Right!
377
00:17:50,325 --> 00:17:51,330
How You Doing?
378
00:17:51,330 --> 00:17:52,965
Here's Your Mail.
379
00:17:52,965 --> 00:17:54,325
All Right.
380
00:17:54,325 --> 00:17:55,325
Bang!
381
00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:56,635
There It Is.
382
00:17:56,635 --> 00:17:58,637
I Dropped
Your Mother Off.
383
00:17:58,637 --> 00:18:00,329
Did I Tell You About
384
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:02,908
The Fishing I Did In Florida?
385
00:18:02,908 --> 00:18:03,909
Yeah.
386
00:18:03,909 --> 00:18:05,326
Open This Up, Please.
387
00:18:05,326 --> 00:18:07,713
I'll Open It With Your Mother.
388
00:18:07,713 --> 00:18:10,950
No, Don't Wait
And Do It With Her.
389
00:18:10,950 --> 00:18:11,951
Cliff, Calm Down.
390
00:18:11,951 --> 00:18:14,331
Have You Been Eating
Sugar Products?
391
00:18:14,331 --> 00:18:15,331
No, Sir.
392
00:18:15,331 --> 00:18:17,325
Just Open This Up.
393
00:18:17,325 --> 00:18:19,058
We'll Tell Mom Later.
394
00:18:19,058 --> 00:18:21,026
All Right,
I'll Open It.
395
00:18:21,026 --> 00:18:22,027
All Right.
396
00:18:22,027 --> 00:18:23,629
There You Go.
397
00:18:25,631 --> 00:18:27,633
If You Don't Mind.
398
00:18:33,139 --> 00:18:34,328
Uh-Oh.
399
00:18:34,328 --> 00:18:35,330
What?
400
00:18:35,330 --> 00:18:36,809
This Is Unbelievable.
401
00:18:36,809 --> 00:18:40,780
I Have Never Won Anything
In My Life And Now This.
402
00:18:40,780 --> 00:18:41,814
What?
403
00:18:41,814 --> 00:18:43,329
I Am The Winner
404
00:18:43,329 --> 00:18:46,331
Of A Stainless Steel
Toaster.
405
00:18:46,331 --> 00:18:50,156
"Makes Up To
Eight Slices."
406
00:18:50,156 --> 00:18:51,334
I'm So Lucky.
407
00:18:51,334 --> 00:18:53,626
I'll See You Later, Son.
408
00:18:53,626 --> 00:18:56,796
Stop Over Any Time
You Want Some Toast.
409
00:18:59,412 --> 00:19:00,744
Announcer:
Ladies And Gentlemen
410
00:19:00,744 --> 00:19:04,514
Count's Proudly Presents
Miss Amanda Woods.
411
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:10,325
(Slow Jazz)
412
00:19:10,325 --> 00:19:16,331
♪ To Have His Love ♪
413
00:19:16,331 --> 00:19:24,673
♪ Is All That A Girl
Could Want ♪
414
00:19:24,673 --> 00:19:31,023
♪ To Hold Him Close Is Heaven ♪
415
00:19:31,023 --> 00:19:37,686
♪ To Watch The Sun
Come Up Each Day ♪
416
00:19:40,689 --> 00:19:48,330
♪ With Joy, I Took A Chance ♪
417
00:19:48,330 --> 00:19:54,023
♪ And There He Was ♪
418
00:19:54,023 --> 00:20:03,032
♪ For Me ♪
419
00:20:03,032 --> 00:20:20,023
♪ Look What I Got To Kiss
Every Night Now ♪
420
00:20:20,023 --> 00:20:35,343
♪ Look What I Got
To Hold Hands In The Park With ♪
421
00:20:35,343 --> 00:20:43,785
♪ I Got A Man ♪
422
00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:49,028
♪ I Got A Brand-New Dance ♪
423
00:20:49,028 --> 00:20:54,023
♪ Motion ♪
424
00:20:55,397 --> 00:20:58,023
♪Motion♪
425
00:20:58,023 --> 00:20:59,567
(Giggling)
426
00:21:02,904 --> 00:21:12,023
♪ Look What I Got ♪
427
00:21:12,023 --> 00:21:17,986
♪ I Got Love,
I Got Love, I Got Love ♪