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Captioning Made Possible By
The U.S. Department Of Education

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Theo, What's
Taking You So Long?

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I Can't Follow Some
Of My Philosophy Notes.

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Let Me See.

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Theo, No Wonder You Can't
Follow Your Notes.

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Your Handwriting Looks
Like Chicken Scratches.

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Maybe To You,
But I Can Understand It.

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What Does That Say?

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Plate Of Meat.

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Soccer Tuesday.

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Is That Plato Meets Socrates?

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Oh, I Guess It Is.

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Why Did I Write Down Spumoni?

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That's Probably Spinoza.

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He's The Philosopher
We Studied Yesterday.

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Oh, Right, Spinoza.

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He's The Guy Who Said,
"Truth Can Only Be Proven

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By A Series Of
Interrelated Propositions."

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Very Good.

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It's Not That You Don't
Understand This Stuff.

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It's You Take Lousy Notes.

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Look At Mine.

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I Have Everything
Written In Columns.

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Philosopher, Dates,
Books Written And Theories.

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Sounds Like You're Pretty
Proud Of Yourself, Huh?

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A Guy Like You
Needs Someone Like Me

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To Help Him Reach
His Full Potential.

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You Know,
I Think You're Right.

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Ahem!

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Umm...

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Hey, Dad,
How You Doing?

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We Were Just Getting
Ready For Our Study Group.

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What, Linguistics?

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Is It Okay If I Go
And Get A Snack?

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Sure, Go Ahead.

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Would You Bring
Some Ice Water Back For My Son?

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I Meant To Put
A Stop Light There

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So I Wouldn't Walk In
On Anything.

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It's Not What You Think.

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We're Having A Serious
Discussion Group Over.

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In Fact, Howard's Coming.

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Howard?

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Howard Must Be
From Another Planet.

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The Professors Don't Know
What To Do With Him.

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He's Pulling Hard A-Pluses
In Every Subject.

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I Love Howard.

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Check Out How Howard Studies.

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When He's Reading A Book

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And There's A Footnote
That Mentions Another Book

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Howard Reads The Other Book.

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Ooh, Howard.

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He Writes A Three-Page Summary
On That Book For Himself.

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He Even Puts Footnotes On That.

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The Man Is A Legend.

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He Almost Has An Odor.

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Whoo!

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( Doorbell )

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The Legend Arrives.

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Hey, Howard.

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Yo, Theo.

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Have Any Problem
Getting Here?

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I Got Lost.

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But Some Of Our
Greatest Discoveries

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Emerge From A State
Of Being Lost.

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Theo:
Is Being Found A State

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That Can Only Be Entered
By Those Who Are Lost?

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Oh, Existential,
My Brother.

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Not To Mention
Pragmatic.

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I Want You To Meet
My Dad, Dr. Huxtable.

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This Is Howard.

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Nice To Meet You.

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Yes, Sir,
My Pleasure.

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Are You A Doctor
Of Medicine Or Philosophy?

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Officially, Medicine.

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But I'm Always Searching
For Truth And What Is Real.

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Because The Real Is Rational
And What Is Rational Is Real.

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George Wilhelm
Friedrich Hagel.

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Ooh, The Boy Is Mean.

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How Did You Know That, Dad?

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I Think, Therefore I Am.

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Descartes, Ontologist.

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Deal With It.

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Hi, Howard.

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Hi, Justine.

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I Thought You
Were Bring Julia.

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You Said We'd
Finally Meet Her.

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You Will.

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I Asked Her To Be On Time.

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A Stitch In Time Saves Nine.

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Actually That Saying Is Derived
From The Roman Poet Ovid

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Who Wrote,
"Venienti Occurrite Morbo."

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Ooh...

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Speak The Latin.

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Speak The Latin, My Friend.

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I Have To Go Downstairs

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But I Will Be
Right Back

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Which Is A Dimension Of Time,
As Opposed To Right Now.

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( Doorbell )

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I'll Get It.

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Is This The Huxtable Residence?

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Huxtable Residence?

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Uh, Yeah... Huxtable Residence.

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Hi, Julia.

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Howard, I'm Sorry I'm Late.

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Hey, No Problem.

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I'm Very Glad
You Made It.

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To Discuss Philosophy

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Which Is Why We're
All Here, Right?

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Let's Get Started.

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We Can Go Upstairs
And Start Discussing Philosophy.

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That Is Why
We're All Here.

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Oh, Julia,
Have You Met Justine?

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Hey, Hey, Where You Going?

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We're Going To My Room
To Discuss Philosophy.

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Well, Make Sure
Everybody's Vertical.

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Hey, Dad.

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Whoo, Look Out,
Big Train.

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How Long Are You Going
To Carry This Around?

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Give It Up,
Give It Up, I Said.

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Hi, Dad.

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Hey, What's
Happening?

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Honey, Sit Down.

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No, No.

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Elvin, If I Sit Down There,
I'm Never Going To Get Up.

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Do The Thing, Man.

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There You Go.

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All Right.

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You See, Elvin

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A Woman In That Situation--

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They Sit On A Sofa Like This,
They Can't Get Out Of It.

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Everybody's Left,
And They're Still Sitting There.

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She's Going To Deliver
Any Second Now.

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Elvin, I Am Not.

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You Had A Contraction
In The Car.

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It Was A Pre-Labor Contraction.

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I've Had These
For The Last Two Days.

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Elvin Has Rushed Me
To The Hospital Three Times.

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I'm Timing It, Dad.

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Since The Last One, It's Been
Eight Minutes And 38 Seconds.

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If The Next One
Comes In Below 15 Minutes

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Then You've Got
Something To Work With.

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Eight Minutes, 48... 49.

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Is Mom Here?

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In The Kitchen.

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There You Go.

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You Okay, Honey?

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Yes, I'm Fine.

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You All Right?

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Put Your Arms Out.

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Don't Open The Door
With It.

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Sometimes I Feel Like I'm Going
To Be Pregnant Forever.

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Your First Child Always
Makes You Suffer The Most.

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Hey, I Was Your Firstborn.

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I Know.

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All Right.

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Hi, Mom.

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I'm Sorry
I Left You Alone.

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It Was Only
For 36 Seconds.

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Are You Okay?

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Yes, I'm Fine.

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Any Pains?

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Yes, You.

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Good, Good.

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Ohh.

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I Need To Lie Down.

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Don't Let Her Lie Down!

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Mom, Please.

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Don't Let Her.

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I Need To Lie Down.

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Honey, Stay Up.

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Do Your Job, Boy.

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All Right, Hold Her.

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I Think This...
What Time?

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10 Minutes,
38 Seconds.

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A Contraction?

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It's Time!

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The Car...

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I'm A Father!

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Elvin, Honey, Please!

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One Step At A Time.

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I Will Call Dr. Taylor
And Get Everything All Set Up.

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Clair:
Yes, I Agree.

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Now Remember,
You Promised Us

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No Special Treatment
At The Hospital.

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I'll Have Them Set Up A Tent
In The Parking Lot.

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Uhh... I'll Get The Car!

187
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Do You Have Your Bags Packed?

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It's In The Trunk.

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Elvin Packed It The Day
He Found Out I Was Pregnant.

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Are You All Right?

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Oh, Baby.

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Oh, My Baby!

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Come On!

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( Car Pulling Away )

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Wait A Minute...

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Elvin!

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Elvin!

198
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Elvin, You Forgot Your Wife!

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Mrs. Tibideaux, You'll Come
With Me To The Room.
@Uú @.U@&Amp;Bb U@B@L @@@@"@Júb@(@&Amp;@@ U

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Mr. Tibideaux, You Can Fill Out
The Forms With The Nurse.

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Mr. Tibideaux?

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Mr. Tibideaux,
Will You Please Let Go?

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Honey, It's Okay.

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Yeah?

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00:10:01,164 --> 00:10:02,664
Okay.

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00:10:02,664 --> 00:10:04,398
Bye-Bye, Honey.

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00:10:04,398 --> 00:10:05,331
Bye.

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00:10:05,331 --> 00:10:06,664
Thank You.

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00:10:06,664 --> 00:10:08,331
Don't Start
Without Me.

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00:10:19,831 --> 00:10:20,998
Right.

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Uh-Huh.

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00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:23,864
Hmm, I Know.

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00:10:23,864 --> 00:10:25,164
Okay, Bye.

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00:10:26,698 --> 00:10:28,131
Fill Out The Forms.

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00:10:28,131 --> 00:10:30,498
I Need To Fill Out
Some Forms.

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I Have To Fill Out
Some Forms, Too.

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I'm Sorry, Pal,
I'm Going First.

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My Wife's Having A Baby.

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My Wife's Having
A Baby, Too.

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My Wife.

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She's Still In The Car.

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Can You Believe Some People?

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Let Me Help You
Answer The Questions.

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Name?

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Tibideaux, Sondra.

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Your First Name Is Sondra?

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That's My Wife's Name.

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What's Your Name?

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Tibideaux, Elvin.

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00:11:00,664 --> 00:11:03,098
T-I-B-I-D-E-A-U-X.

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00:11:03,098 --> 00:11:04,564
Insurance?

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00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:05,298
Yes.

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00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:06,664
What's The Name

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00:11:06,664 --> 00:11:07,931
Of Your Insurance?

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00:11:07,931 --> 00:11:10,631
Ah... Medical.

236
00:11:10,631 --> 00:11:15,298
What's The Name Of The Company
That Issues Your Insurance?

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00:11:15,298 --> 00:11:17,231
It's In My Wallet.

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00:11:17,231 --> 00:11:20,831
I Don't Have My Wallet.

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00:11:20,831 --> 00:11:24,764
Is It Blue Cross,
North West, Continental?

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Yes.

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Continental.

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No.

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Wait A Minute,
I Can't Remember.

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It's The One With The Buffalo
On The Commercial.

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Buffalo?

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Yes.

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No.

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It's A... Moose.

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Or... An Elk.

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It Has Four Legs;
It's Dependable.

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What's More Dependable--

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00:11:48,898 --> 00:11:50,464
A Moose
Or An Elk?

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00:11:54,364 --> 00:11:59,464
( Clock Ticking )

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00:12:01,364 --> 00:12:04,798
( Tapping Fingers
In Time With Clock )

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00:12:07,031 --> 00:12:10,298
( Tap, Tap, Tap )

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00:12:39,298 --> 00:12:42,464
Well, It's Working.

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00:12:47,298 --> 00:12:48,998
I'll Tell You.

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This Is The First Time
I've Been On This Side

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In A Long, Long Time.

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We Just Have
To Sit Here And Wait.

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And Wait.

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Sondra And Elvin Don't
Want Us At The Hospital.

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That's All Right.
I Can Understand That.

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I Know How We Felt.

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00:13:07,798 --> 00:13:09,164
Remember?

266
00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:10,964
Long Time Ago.

267
00:13:19,364 --> 00:13:20,531
That's It.

268
00:13:20,531 --> 00:13:21,898
Let's Hit It.

269
00:13:33,664 --> 00:13:34,731
I Can't Breathe.

270
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,931
I Think My Heart
Has Stopped.

271
00:13:36,931 --> 00:13:39,598
Try To Relax
And Breathe Slowly.

272
00:13:39,598 --> 00:13:41,498
Elvin's Hyperventilating.

273
00:13:41,498 --> 00:13:43,731
Mom, Dad,
I'm Glad You're Here.

274
00:13:43,731 --> 00:13:46,731
I'm Sorry You Have
To See Me Like This.

275
00:13:46,731 --> 00:13:48,064
Elvin, You'll Be Fine.

276
00:13:48,064 --> 00:13:49,631
Do What The Nurse Says.

277
00:13:49,631 --> 00:13:53,064
Why Did This Have To Happen?

278
00:13:53,064 --> 00:13:55,631
I Wanted To Be Strong
For Sondra.

279
00:13:55,631 --> 00:13:56,664
It's Okay, Elvin.

280
00:13:56,664 --> 00:13:59,131
This Happens To
A Lot Of Fathers

281
00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:02,098
Although I've Never Seen
A Case This Severe.

282
00:14:02,098 --> 00:14:06,231
Dad, I Hope You're Not
Disappointed In Me.

283
00:14:09,131 --> 00:14:11,231
Just Breathe In The Bag, Son.

284
00:14:11,231 --> 00:14:12,664
Yes, Sir.

285
00:14:12,664 --> 00:14:14,231
Thank You, Sir.

286
00:14:14,231 --> 00:14:16,564
Dad, Elvin Will Be Fine, Really.

287
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:19,131
How Are You?

288
00:14:19,131 --> 00:14:20,564
Good.

289
00:14:20,564 --> 00:14:21,964
I'm A Little Nervous.

290
00:14:21,964 --> 00:14:24,064
You Have Every
Right To Be.

291
00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:27,398
But Your Doctor's Here,
And You're Ready For This.

292
00:14:27,398 --> 00:14:30,731
You Know What I Said
About Not Wanting You Here?

293
00:14:30,731 --> 00:14:31,898
Yes.

294
00:14:31,898 --> 00:14:34,164
I'm Glad You
Didn't Listen.

295
00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:38,331
Hey, Folks,
I Think I'm Okay Now.

296
00:14:38,331 --> 00:14:40,398
Look, I'm Breathing.

297
00:14:40,398 --> 00:14:41,731
Oh, God.

298
00:14:41,731 --> 00:14:45,398
I've Never Breathed This Well
In All My Life.

299
00:14:45,398 --> 00:14:47,531
It Feels Great To Be Alive.

300
00:14:49,898 --> 00:14:51,231
Oooh!

301
00:14:51,231 --> 00:14:53,564
Contraction!

302
00:14:56,064 --> 00:14:57,398
Miss Mckechnie

303
00:14:57,398 --> 00:14:59,898
Will You Please Call
For The Anesthesiologist?

304
00:14:59,898 --> 00:15:01,964
I Think We're
Ready For Delivery.

305
00:15:01,964 --> 00:15:04,298
Please Do Whatever
Dr. Taylor Says.

306
00:15:04,298 --> 00:15:05,398
I'm Sorry.

307
00:15:05,398 --> 00:15:06,631
Thank You.

308
00:15:06,631 --> 00:15:07,831
Miss Mckechnie

309
00:15:07,831 --> 00:15:10,231
Please Do Everything
The Good Doctor Said.

310
00:15:10,231 --> 00:15:12,231
May I Say Something?

311
00:15:12,231 --> 00:15:13,798
The Father Is A Wreck

312
00:15:13,798 --> 00:15:15,798
And The Grandfather
Is A Nuisance.

313
00:15:15,798 --> 00:15:18,464
I Think People Should
Go Into The Hall

314
00:15:18,464 --> 00:15:20,498
So You Can Do Your Work.

315
00:15:20,498 --> 00:15:21,831
Elvin, Cliff,
Get Out.

316
00:15:21,831 --> 00:15:24,564
But We're
Having A Baby.

317
00:15:24,564 --> 00:15:25,764
Elvin, Get Out.

318
00:15:25,764 --> 00:15:28,331
Go Collect Yourself
So You Can Come Back.

319
00:15:28,331 --> 00:15:30,964
Breathe In The Bag, Boy.

320
00:15:37,764 --> 00:15:39,964
Okay, Howard,
Let Me Pose This Question.

321
00:15:39,964 --> 00:15:42,298
If One Person
Breaks A Promise

322
00:15:42,298 --> 00:15:45,098
Is It Okay For Everyone
To Break A Promise?

323
00:15:45,098 --> 00:15:46,964
According To Kant's
Categorical Imperative

324
00:15:46,964 --> 00:15:49,464
It Doesn't Matter What
The Circumstances Are.

325
00:15:49,464 --> 00:15:51,698
A Moral Action Must
Hold True Universally.

326
00:15:51,698 --> 00:15:54,964
That's Exactly What I Had
In My Notes.

327
00:15:54,964 --> 00:15:56,464
Really?

328
00:15:56,464 --> 00:16:01,031
Why Don't You Read To Us
What You Had In Your Notes?

329
00:16:01,031 --> 00:16:03,531
Read To You?

330
00:16:03,531 --> 00:16:04,864
( Doorbell )

331
00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:05,998
I'll Get It.

332
00:16:08,531 --> 00:16:10,531
I Tried To Read
Theo's Notes.

333
00:16:10,531 --> 00:16:11,464
Forget About It.

334
00:16:11,464 --> 00:16:13,098
Hey, Kenny.

335
00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:14,331
Is Rudy Here?

336
00:16:14,331 --> 00:16:17,664
She's At The Bronx Zoo
With Carolyn's Family.

337
00:16:17,664 --> 00:16:18,531
Can I Wait?

338
00:16:18,531 --> 00:16:19,964
Sure, Why Not?

339
00:16:19,964 --> 00:16:21,731
Kara And Vanessa
Are Upstairs.

340
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:22,898
Hang Out With Them.

341
00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:25,064
I'll Hang Out With You.

342
00:16:25,064 --> 00:16:29,531
I Have Some Friends Over,
And We're Studying Philosophy.

343
00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:31,131
I'll Sit There And Listen.

344
00:16:31,131 --> 00:16:33,831
I'm Trained
To Be Seen And Not Heard.

345
00:16:33,831 --> 00:16:35,131
All Right.

346
00:16:35,131 --> 00:16:36,798
Come On.

347
00:16:36,798 --> 00:16:38,398
What's The Gift?

348
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:39,798
A Christmas Present
For Rudy.

349
00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:42,531
I Do My Shopping Early.

350
00:16:42,531 --> 00:16:46,164
Theo, Do You Have
Any More Note Pads?

351
00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:50,931
I'll Bring One
In With Me.

352
00:16:50,931 --> 00:16:52,131
Thanks.

353
00:16:53,464 --> 00:16:55,431
Who's That?

354
00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:57,031
Julia.

355
00:16:57,031 --> 00:16:58,731
Now That's A Woman.

356
00:17:03,531 --> 00:17:04,864
This Is Kenny.

357
00:17:04,864 --> 00:17:07,331
He's Going To
Hang Out With Us.

358
00:17:07,331 --> 00:17:08,531
Hi.

359
00:17:08,531 --> 00:17:09,698
Hi.

360
00:17:09,698 --> 00:17:13,198
I'm Rudy's Friend,
But We're Not Serious.

361
00:17:14,931 --> 00:17:16,098
What Did I Miss?

362
00:17:16,098 --> 00:17:17,364
We Were Discussing

363
00:17:17,364 --> 00:17:18,864
The Tendencies
For All Civilizations

364
00:17:18,864 --> 00:17:20,598
To Oppress Other Civilizations.

365
00:17:20,598 --> 00:17:23,864
You Mean
"Man's Inhumanity To Man?"

366
00:17:23,864 --> 00:17:25,331
Or Woman.

367
00:17:25,331 --> 00:17:27,364
Why Do People
Always Say "Man?"

368
00:17:27,364 --> 00:17:29,964
Why Can't It Be
People's Inhumanity To People?

369
00:17:29,964 --> 00:17:33,398
It's A Given That Saying
"Man" Includes Woman.

370
00:17:33,398 --> 00:17:37,798
Society Is Geared To Think
Of Men First And Then Women.

371
00:17:37,798 --> 00:17:41,298
And All These Philosophers That
We're Talking About Are Men.

372
00:17:41,298 --> 00:17:42,331
Until Recent History

373
00:17:42,331 --> 00:17:44,364
All The Great Thinkers
Were Men.

374
00:17:46,664 --> 00:17:49,431
That's Because Women
Weren't Seen As Equals.

375
00:17:49,431 --> 00:17:53,064
I'm Sure There Were Women
Who Were Even More Brilliant

376
00:17:53,064 --> 00:17:54,564
Than Those Men.

377
00:17:54,564 --> 00:17:58,631
All We Have To Go By
Are These Brilliant Essays

378
00:17:58,631 --> 00:17:59,964
Written By Men.

379
00:17:59,964 --> 00:18:03,831
They Probably Had
Their Girlfriends Type Them.

380
00:18:03,831 --> 00:18:05,531
We're Turning
This Whole Thing

381
00:18:05,531 --> 00:18:08,364
Into A Man Versus Woman
Discussion.

382
00:18:08,364 --> 00:18:09,531
Of Course We Are.

383
00:18:09,531 --> 00:18:11,231
Sexism Has Been
Around Forever.

384
00:18:11,231 --> 00:18:12,164
I Agree.

385
00:18:12,164 --> 00:18:14,598
Take This
Little Boy Here.

386
00:18:14,598 --> 00:18:17,664
He Probably Already Has Some
Preconceived Ideas About Women.

387
00:18:20,031 --> 00:18:22,031
Kenny, You've
Heard Us Talking.

388
00:18:22,031 --> 00:18:23,264
What's Your Opinion?

389
00:18:23,264 --> 00:18:25,498
I'd Never Let A Woman
Type A Paper.

390
00:18:27,364 --> 00:18:29,264
She Should Be Cooking My Dinner.

391
00:18:33,998 --> 00:18:35,498
Scoop.

392
00:18:35,498 --> 00:18:38,964
Make Sure The Legs
Are Over Here.

393
00:18:38,964 --> 00:18:42,264
Keep The Head From
Falling All Over.

394
00:18:42,264 --> 00:18:45,231
There's No Way I'll Learn This.

395
00:18:45,231 --> 00:18:48,098
You're Being
Too Hard On Yourself.

396
00:18:48,098 --> 00:18:50,164
Dad, All The Evidence Is There.

397
00:18:50,164 --> 00:18:52,831
I Almost Fainted
In The Labor Room.

398
00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:55,731
I Almost Fainted When
She Had A Contraction.

399
00:18:55,731 --> 00:18:57,431
What Was Most Embarrassing...

400
00:18:57,431 --> 00:18:59,798
On The Way Here In The Car

401
00:18:59,798 --> 00:19:03,164
I Had To Pull Over
And Let Her Drive.

402
00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:10,698
You Just Need Time.

403
00:19:10,698 --> 00:19:13,898
That's Easy For You To Say
After Five Times.

404
00:19:13,898 --> 00:19:16,198
You're The World's
Most Perfect Father.

405
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:21,631
Elvin, I Wouldn't Say That.

406
00:19:21,631 --> 00:19:24,631
Not Perfect...
I Hear What Your Kids Say.

407
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:27,264
But Still...

408
00:19:27,264 --> 00:19:33,031
You Hear My Kids Say What?

409
00:19:33,031 --> 00:19:35,098
It's Little Things,
Nothing Big.

410
00:19:35,098 --> 00:19:37,264
Little Things What?

411
00:19:37,264 --> 00:19:44,598
Like You're Kind Of Stubborn
And Never Admit Your Mistakes.

412
00:19:44,598 --> 00:19:46,564
You're Tight With Money.

413
00:19:46,564 --> 00:19:49,398
You Always...

414
00:19:49,398 --> 00:19:50,664
That's Enough.

415
00:19:50,664 --> 00:19:53,164
But, Dad,
They Really Love You.

416
00:19:53,164 --> 00:19:54,998
That's What I'm Saying.

417
00:19:54,998 --> 00:19:57,331
Your Children
Will Love You, Too.

418
00:19:57,331 --> 00:20:00,431
What If I Make Some
Horrible Mistake Raising It?

419
00:20:00,431 --> 00:20:02,498
It's This Little
Defenseless Person.

420
00:20:02,498 --> 00:20:05,664
What If I Do Something
That Makes It Sick?

421
00:20:05,664 --> 00:20:07,664
Elvin, Don't Worry About It.

422
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:11,864
You Just Have To Realize That
This Is A Human Being.

423
00:20:11,864 --> 00:20:13,298
Go With The Flow.

424
00:20:14,764 --> 00:20:18,998
Elvin, The Doctor Says
It's Going To Be Soon.

425
00:20:18,998 --> 00:20:20,164
Soon?

426
00:20:20,164 --> 00:20:21,264
Yes, Soon.

427
00:20:21,264 --> 00:20:23,198
Get In There.

428
00:20:23,198 --> 00:20:25,031
Let's Hit It, My Man.

429
00:20:25,031 --> 00:20:27,098
I Can't Believe It,
But I'm Ready.

430
00:20:27,098 --> 00:20:28,431
We're Not Hitting It?

431
00:20:28,431 --> 00:20:29,964
They're Going To Hit It.

432
00:20:29,964 --> 00:20:31,098
But I'm A Doctor.

433
00:20:31,098 --> 00:20:32,131
You Don't Understand.

434
00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:35,598
They Can Do This By Themselves.

435
00:20:35,598 --> 00:20:38,398
They Don't Want Dad In The Room?

436
00:20:38,398 --> 00:20:42,464
Darlin', We'll Have To Sit Here
Like Everybody Else.

437
00:20:42,464 --> 00:20:43,964
Scoop.

438
00:20:43,964 --> 00:20:45,931
Do You Remember That?

439
00:20:45,931 --> 00:20:47,598
Let Me See It Again.

440
00:20:47,598 --> 00:20:48,764
Grab The Legs.

441
00:20:48,764 --> 00:20:51,431
Wah, Wah.

442
00:20:51,431 --> 00:20:53,098
And Scoop.

443
00:20:53,098 --> 00:20:56,431
We'll Have To Do That,
I'll Bet You.

444
00:20:56,431 --> 00:20:58,098
Yes, Indeed.

445
00:20:58,098 --> 00:21:00,664
We'll Have
To Reach Down.

446
00:21:00,664 --> 00:21:02,164
It Will Be
Our Grandchild.

447
00:21:02,164 --> 00:21:03,831
It Will Be A Boy.

448
00:21:03,831 --> 00:21:05,131
You're Sure?

449
00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:06,498
Named After Me.

450
00:21:06,498 --> 00:21:08,907
It Might Be A Girl
Named After Me.

451
00:21:08,907 --> 00:21:10,067
Still Named After Me.

452
00:21:10,067 --> 00:21:12,234
Heathcliff Female.

453
00:21:12,234 --> 00:21:13,734
Reach Right On Down.

454
00:21:13,734 --> 00:21:15,067
This Is Your Granddad.

455
00:21:15,067 --> 00:21:16,234
Scoop.

456
00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:17,567
Hello.

457
00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:19,834
You're Going
To Hillman.

458
00:21:19,834 --> 00:21:22,067
Put A Big H
On Your Forehead.