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Oh, No, Ooh.

2
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My Favorite Wife
Is Home Early.

3
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Goodness Gracious.

4
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Not For Long.

5
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Why?

6
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I Got Go Back
To The Office.

7
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I Got A Meeting
On The Hayward Case.

8
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This Is The Third Time

9
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You've Had To Work Late
On Those Haywards.

10
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I'm Sick Of Them.

11
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Let The Haywards Go To Jail.

12
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No One Goes

13
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To Jail When Defended
By Clair Huxtable.

14
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I Have To Lie In That Bed
By Myself

15
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Missing My Beautiful Wife.

16
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And I Have To Say: "Where Is
My Clair, My Love Quilt?"

17
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I See.

18
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Yes.

19
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You've Never Had To Leave
Our Bed To Work?

20
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First Of All,
I Say To My Patients

21
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"Please Do Not Go Into Labor
Until After 3:00 A.M.

22
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"Then I Can Slip Out Of The Bed

23
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And My Wife Will Not Miss Me."

24
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A Bold Untruth.

25
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I Go Up To That Bed
And You're Not There.

26
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And I Look Over
And I See A Hole

27
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In The Pillow.

28
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And I Take
That Pillow

29
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And I Bring It To Me
And I Hug It And I Cry.

30
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Hi, Mom.
Hi, Dad.

31
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Hi, Sweetie.
Hi.

32
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I Need To Ask You Something.

33
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Today At School, I Told Carolyn

34
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That She Could Sleep
Over Friday Night.

35
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Now I Need Your Permission.

36
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Don't You Have
This Backwards?

37
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You're Supposed To Ask
For Permission First.

38
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What For?

39
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You Always Say Yes.

40
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I'm Just Being Polite.

41
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You've Had A String
Of Friends Stay Over.

42
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But, Mom, This Is Carolyn.

43
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Can She Come, Please?

44
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This Is The Last Sleep-Over
For Two Months, Understood?

45
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Understood. Mom, Will You Make
Those Baked Apples?

46
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I Might, I Don't Know.

47
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Dad, You're Going To Do
That Funny Pirate, Aren't You?

48
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Everybody Loves It

49
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When You Do
The Funny Pirate.

50
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Well, First Of All, I'm Not
A Professional Comedian.

51
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You Understand?

52
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And I Want You To Know
That I Can Just, Uh...

53
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Not Be Funny Just
Because You Bring

54
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Your Little Raggedy Friends
In Here, You Know.

55
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I Mean, I Have To Feel Funny.

56
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Do You Think You'll Feel
Funny On Friday Night?

57
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I Don't Know.

58
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I Just Don't...
I Don't Know.

59
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Mom, I Know You'll Want To Make
Those Baked Apples.

60
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And, Dad, I Know You'll Feel
Funny Friday Night.

61
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Yes!

62
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Bye.

63
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I Thank All The Little Oranges
That Contributed

64
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To Dr. Huxtable's Glass
Of Orange Juice.

65
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Dad, Is Rudy Having
Another Sleep-Over?

66
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Yeah.

67
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Rudy Is Bad Enough As It Is.

68
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Around Someone Else Her Age

69
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She's Five Times Worse.

70
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I Don't Want To Be Here.

71
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Where Are You Going?

72
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I'll Stay At Janet's.

73
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Good, She Stayed Over Here
The Other Night.

74
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She Owes You, So Go Ahead.

75
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Okay.

76
00:05:06,498 --> 00:05:08,631
Yes, Please.

77
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There Is One Thing I'll Miss.

78
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What?

79
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The Pirate.

80
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Your Funniest Bit.

81
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The Only Thing I Like Better

82
00:05:15,731 --> 00:05:19,898
Is When You Do The Foreign
Race Car Driver, Pierre Varoom.

83
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I'm Not Too Sure I Want To Do
Pierre Varoom Or Anybody Else.

84
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I Have To Feel Funny
To Do Things.

85
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If You Don't,
They'll Be Disappointed.

86
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Really?

87
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Yeah.

88
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Bye.

89
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Okay, Take Care.

90
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Pierre Varoom.

91
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I'll Sit With These Kids,
Do Pierre Varoom

92
00:05:39,664 --> 00:05:42,131
And They Don't Know
When To Stop.

93
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If You Did Something Funny,
They Would Just Say:

94
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"That Was Funny."

95
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You Get In The Position,
They Keep Asking.

96
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"Do It Again, Do It Again."

97
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Your Back Is Out And They Still
Got Plenty Energy Left.

98
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"Do It Again, Do It Again."

99
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It's Ridiculous.

100
00:06:07,164 --> 00:06:08,164
Say...

101
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Dad, This Is Not
A Good Day.

102
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Look At This.

103
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An English Composition Paper.

104
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I Thought Of Hiding It,
But I Said:

105
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"No, He Might As Well
Know The Truth."

106
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I Might As Well--
You Got A "D."

107
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I Got A's In English Comp
In High School.

108
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Look
At The Professor's Comments.

109
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He Hated Every Sentence I Wrote.

110
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"I Have Never Read Such Muddled
Thinking In My Life.

111
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"You Use Too Many Words
To Express Your Thoughts

112
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And Don't Understand
The Words You Use."

113
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I Didn't Think I'd Have
Problems With This Class.

114
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The Others Are The Killers.

115
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I've Got The Hardest Professors.

116
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Whenever I Tell My Friends
What Teachers I Have, They Say:

117
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"Oh, The Butcher;
Oh, No, The Assassin."

118
00:07:01,764 --> 00:07:03,498
Dad, I'm Drowning.

119
00:07:03,498 --> 00:07:06,564
Maybe I'm Not College Material.

120
00:07:06,564 --> 00:07:08,631
You're Not Talking Like That.

121
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The First Day Of Orientation,
The Dean Said:

122
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"Look To Your Left,
Look To Your Right.

123
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"One Of These People Will Not
Be Here At The End Of The Year."

124
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Dad, The Whole Freshman Class
Was Looking At Me.

125
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No, No, No.

126
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I Want You To Look
At These Red Marks.

127
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Make Your Corrections.

128
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Take It Back To Your Professor.

129
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Ask For Help.

130
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He Did Say If Anybody
Got Below A "C"

131
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They Could Do Their Paper Again.

132
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There.

133
00:07:40,298 --> 00:07:42,564
I Have A Ton Of Work.

134
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Welcome To College Life.

135
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All Right, Dad,
I'll Give It A Shot.

136
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There You Go.

137
00:07:48,631 --> 00:07:49,998
And I'll Tell You

138
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What I'll Do For You.

139
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While You're Up In That Room
Working So Hard

140
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I'm Going Down To The Store

141
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Buy One Of Those
Strawberry Shortcakes

142
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And Bring It Up To Your Room

143
00:08:01,798 --> 00:08:05,031
And You And I Will Have
Strawberry Shortcake

144
00:08:05,031 --> 00:08:07,231
While You're Doing Your Work.

145
00:08:07,231 --> 00:08:10,331
Mom Doesn't Like You
Eating Those Desserts.

146
00:08:10,331 --> 00:08:15,464
I Don't Care
What Your Mother Doesn't Like.

147
00:08:15,464 --> 00:08:17,564
You Understand?

148
00:08:17,564 --> 00:08:21,931
When It Comes To Making
A Sacrifice

149
00:08:21,931 --> 00:08:24,598
I'm There When You Throw
The Chips Down.

150
00:08:24,598 --> 00:08:26,598
Thanks, Dad.

151
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Go Get Them.

152
00:08:28,498 --> 00:08:30,464
Mon Frere.

153
00:08:36,231 --> 00:08:37,264
Daddy.

154
00:08:37,264 --> 00:08:39,564
Carolyn Will Be
Here Any Minute.

155
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Good.

156
00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:44,864
How Do You Feel?

157
00:08:44,864 --> 00:08:45,731
About What?

158
00:08:45,731 --> 00:08:47,164
You Know What I Mean.

159
00:08:47,164 --> 00:08:48,431
Do You Feel Funny?

160
00:08:48,431 --> 00:08:51,364
You Said You Had To Feel Funny
To Be Funny.

161
00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:55,664
I Feel A Sort Of Heaviness,
A Sadness.

162
00:08:55,664 --> 00:08:56,664
Dad.

163
00:08:56,664 --> 00:08:57,664
Try.

164
00:08:57,664 --> 00:08:58,731
( Doorbell )

165
00:08:58,731 --> 00:09:00,864
Dad, That's Carolyn.

166
00:09:00,864 --> 00:09:02,864
Think Funny, Okay?

167
00:09:09,231 --> 00:09:11,464
Carolyn, Darling.

168
00:09:11,464 --> 00:09:13,598
Rudy, Darling.

169
00:09:13,598 --> 00:09:14,698
Come On In.

170
00:09:14,698 --> 00:09:16,698
Bye, Mom.

171
00:09:17,531 --> 00:09:19,231
How About Our Smooches?

172
00:09:23,164 --> 00:09:24,231
Yeah.

173
00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:28,331
Hi, Dr. Huxtable.

174
00:09:28,331 --> 00:09:31,764
Hi. I Noticed You Brought
Your Sleeping Bag... Why?

175
00:09:31,764 --> 00:09:35,964
The Last Time I Was Here,
That Other Bed In Rudy's Room

176
00:09:35,964 --> 00:09:38,131
Felt Like Sleeping On Rocks.

177
00:09:38,131 --> 00:09:40,964
I Need My Sleep,
Or I'm Just No Good.

178
00:09:42,631 --> 00:09:44,198
So How About It?

179
00:09:44,198 --> 00:09:45,264
How About What?

180
00:09:45,264 --> 00:09:48,064
What Will You Do
To Make Me Laugh?

181
00:09:48,064 --> 00:09:51,498
The Last Time I Was Here,
You Were A Riot.

182
00:09:53,131 --> 00:09:55,498
Dad Isn't Up To It Tonight.

183
00:09:55,498 --> 00:09:57,531
I Think He's Depressed.

184
00:09:57,531 --> 00:09:59,731
Yeah, You Have To Excuse Me.

185
00:09:59,731 --> 00:10:03,698
I Think The Whole Day Has
Just Taken Its Toll On Me.

186
00:10:03,698 --> 00:10:04,898
I Feel Drained.

187
00:10:04,898 --> 00:10:05,998
Pardon Me.

188
00:10:05,998 --> 00:10:08,498
I'll Go And Get
Something To Eat.

189
00:10:11,998 --> 00:10:13,964
I'm Really Sorry, Carolyn.

190
00:10:13,964 --> 00:10:17,131
I Guess We'll Have
To Entertain Ourselves.

191
00:10:17,131 --> 00:10:18,464
That's Okay, Darling.

192
00:10:18,464 --> 00:10:21,031
You're Not Responsible
For Your Parents.

193
00:10:21,031 --> 00:10:22,631
Let's Go Up And Play.

194
00:10:22,631 --> 00:10:23,898
Ahhh!

195
00:10:23,898 --> 00:10:25,198
( Screaming )

196
00:10:25,198 --> 00:10:27,564
Har!

197
00:10:27,564 --> 00:10:29,764
Now I've Got You!

198
00:10:29,764 --> 00:10:32,198
( Shrieking )

199
00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:34,164
The Pirate Is
Going To Get You.

200
00:10:34,164 --> 00:10:36,931
Ahhhh!

201
00:10:36,931 --> 00:10:37,798
( Giggling )

202
00:10:53,331 --> 00:10:54,864
( Crash )

203
00:10:54,864 --> 00:10:56,798
( Laughing )

204
00:10:56,798 --> 00:10:58,964
Clair:
All Right, You Two!

205
00:10:58,964 --> 00:11:01,031
What Did You
Break Now?

206
00:11:01,031 --> 00:11:02,598
Girls:
Nothing.

207
00:11:02,598 --> 00:11:04,498
Clair:
I Want It Quiet.

208
00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:06,598
Not Another Sound.

209
00:11:06,598 --> 00:11:07,198
Rudy:
Mom?

210
00:11:07,198 --> 00:11:08,498
Yes?

211
00:11:08,498 --> 00:11:10,564
Can We Get
A Snack?

212
00:11:10,564 --> 00:11:12,764
Okay, But Be Quiet.

213
00:11:12,764 --> 00:11:14,831
Your Brother's
Studying.

214
00:11:14,831 --> 00:11:16,398
Rudy:
We Will.

215
00:11:16,398 --> 00:11:18,464
Carolyn:
Har, Har, Matey.

216
00:11:18,464 --> 00:11:20,998
I'll Make You Walk The Plank.

217
00:11:20,998 --> 00:11:22,231
No, You Won't!

218
00:11:22,231 --> 00:11:23,731
Yes, I Will.

219
00:11:25,231 --> 00:11:26,598
Hey.

220
00:11:26,598 --> 00:11:27,898
Do You Guys Mind?

221
00:11:27,898 --> 00:11:29,498
I Came Down Here

222
00:11:29,498 --> 00:11:31,898
To Get Away From
You Two Wild Women.

223
00:11:31,898 --> 00:11:34,098
Shouldn't You
Both Be In Bed?

224
00:11:34,098 --> 00:11:35,364
It's A Sleep-Over.

225
00:11:35,364 --> 00:11:36,764
We Can Stay Up Late.

226
00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:38,898
We're The Queens
Of The Night.

227
00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:42,131
Your Highness,
Darling...

228
00:11:42,131 --> 00:11:45,631
Your Royal Beauty,
Darling.

229
00:11:45,631 --> 00:11:47,098
Kiss, Kiss.

230
00:11:47,098 --> 00:11:48,898
Smooch, Smooch.

231
00:11:56,731 --> 00:11:59,698
You Two Are So Obnoxious.

232
00:11:59,698 --> 00:12:03,431
Thank You,
Your Grumpiness.

233
00:12:04,431 --> 00:12:05,598
Are You Done?

234
00:12:05,598 --> 00:12:08,131
I Have An Important Paper
To Finish.

235
00:12:08,131 --> 00:12:10,298
What Are You
Writing About?

236
00:12:10,298 --> 00:12:11,964
You Wouldn't Understand.

237
00:12:11,964 --> 00:12:14,231
It's College-Level Material.

238
00:12:14,231 --> 00:12:17,798
"It Was A Haunting,
Cloudy Day

239
00:12:17,798 --> 00:12:22,598
One That Conjured Up
Images Of Destiny."

240
00:12:22,598 --> 00:12:24,098
Huh?

241
00:12:24,098 --> 00:12:26,964
I Told You You Wouldn't
Understand It.

242
00:12:26,964 --> 00:12:30,064
Sounds Like You're Trying
To Impress Your Teacher

243
00:12:30,064 --> 00:12:31,531
With Big Words.

244
00:12:31,531 --> 00:12:32,698
That Never Works.

245
00:12:36,698 --> 00:12:38,731
How Do You Know?

246
00:12:38,731 --> 00:12:41,464
My Dad's An Editor
Of A Newspaper.

247
00:12:41,464 --> 00:12:43,431
He Tells New Reporters--

248
00:12:43,431 --> 00:12:46,031
"When You Write, Keep It Simple.

249
00:12:46,031 --> 00:12:49,564
Only People With Small Minds
Use Big Words."

250
00:12:49,564 --> 00:12:53,831
Look, I Was Asked To Write
About A Personal Experience.

251
00:12:53,831 --> 00:12:57,064
I'm Writing About
My First Day At College.

252
00:12:57,064 --> 00:13:00,164
I'm Trying To Capture
How Scared I Was

253
00:13:00,164 --> 00:13:02,598
When I First
Arrived On Campus.

254
00:13:02,598 --> 00:13:05,398
Why Don't You Just Say,
"I Was Scared"?

255
00:13:05,398 --> 00:13:08,064
Because That's Not
Descriptive Enough.

256
00:13:08,064 --> 00:13:10,964
I'm Trying To Paint
A Picture Of My Fear.

257
00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:13,998
I Know What You Mean
About Fear.

258
00:13:13,998 --> 00:13:18,831
I Once Took My Cat, Maple,
On A Ferris Wheel--

259
00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:20,831
Whoa, Was She Scared!

260
00:13:20,831 --> 00:13:23,231
We're Not On A Ferris Wheel.

261
00:13:23,231 --> 00:13:27,164
Would The Two Of You Kindly
Leave Me To Write?

262
00:13:27,164 --> 00:13:28,398
Okay.

263
00:13:28,398 --> 00:13:30,831
Carolyn, Let's
Go Upstairs.

264
00:13:31,831 --> 00:13:33,464
( Whispering )

265
00:13:33,464 --> 00:13:37,164
Good Night, Mr. Dictionary.

266
00:13:44,831 --> 00:13:51,564
"As I Stepped On The Campus
For The First Time

267
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:53,631
"I Was Afraid.

268
00:13:53,631 --> 00:13:55,831
"I Felt Like...

269
00:13:55,831 --> 00:13:59,498
A Cat On A Ferris Wheel."

270
00:14:06,998 --> 00:14:09,898
( Growling )

271
00:14:13,898 --> 00:14:19,898
The Monsters Looked
Into The Attic And Said...

272
00:14:19,898 --> 00:14:23,898
We're Going
To Eat Your House.

273
00:14:23,898 --> 00:14:26,864
Let's Start
With The Chimney.

274
00:14:34,831 --> 00:14:36,931
Let's Play
Something Else Now.

275
00:14:36,931 --> 00:14:38,598
But We're Supposed
To Go To Sleep.

276
00:14:38,598 --> 00:14:39,731
It's A Sleep-Over.

277
00:14:39,731 --> 00:14:41,931
We Can Stay Up
As Late As We Want.

278
00:14:41,931 --> 00:14:43,331
Let's Play
Flashlight Wars.

279
00:14:43,331 --> 00:14:44,664
Okay.

280
00:14:45,664 --> 00:14:48,664
Defenders Of The Universe.

281
00:14:48,664 --> 00:14:50,831
May One Light Shine True.

282
00:14:50,831 --> 00:14:52,531
Go!

283
00:14:52,531 --> 00:14:54,298
My Beam Got
Your Beam.

284
00:14:54,298 --> 00:14:55,398
No, It Didn't.

285
00:14:55,398 --> 00:14:56,698
Yes, It Did.

286
00:14:56,698 --> 00:14:57,831
Take That.

287
00:14:57,831 --> 00:14:59,331
No Fair!

288
00:14:59,331 --> 00:15:00,898
What?

289
00:15:00,898 --> 00:15:04,631
You're Not Allowed To Take
Your Beam Off The Wall.

290
00:15:04,631 --> 00:15:05,698
This Is My House.

291
00:15:05,698 --> 00:15:06,831
I Can Do Anything.

292
00:15:07,831 --> 00:15:10,598
You're Always Changing The Rules

293
00:15:10,598 --> 00:15:12,331
Just So You Can Win.

294
00:15:12,331 --> 00:15:13,864
I Can't Help Being Better

295
00:15:13,864 --> 00:15:15,031
At Flashlight Wars.

296
00:15:15,031 --> 00:15:16,131
Stop That!

297
00:15:16,131 --> 00:15:17,231
I'm Going Home.

298
00:15:17,231 --> 00:15:18,231
No, You're Not.

299
00:15:18,231 --> 00:15:19,364
Yes, I Am.

300
00:15:19,364 --> 00:15:21,631
You're My Guest.
You'll Do What I Say.

301
00:15:21,631 --> 00:15:24,064
I Don't Have
To Do Anything.

302
00:15:24,064 --> 00:15:25,664
You're A Rockhead!

303
00:15:25,664 --> 00:15:27,564
You're A Sponge-Brain!

304
00:15:27,564 --> 00:15:30,564
You're A Sponge-Brain
To The Max!

305
00:15:30,564 --> 00:15:33,464
You're A Double
Sponge-Brain Supreme!

306
00:15:33,464 --> 00:15:35,998
I'm Going Home.

307
00:15:35,998 --> 00:15:38,898
Go! I Don't Care.

308
00:15:38,898 --> 00:15:41,698
I Don't Really
Care...

309
00:15:49,231 --> 00:15:50,731
Dr. Huxtable--

310
00:15:50,731 --> 00:15:52,031
I Have To Talk To You.

311
00:15:52,031 --> 00:15:52,964
Huh?

312
00:15:52,964 --> 00:15:54,731
Wake Up. It's An Emergency.

313
00:15:54,731 --> 00:15:57,731
Okay. Make Sure She's
Fully Dilated.

314
00:15:57,731 --> 00:15:59,898
I'll Scrub Up.
Here We Go.

315
00:16:02,631 --> 00:16:06,164
Dr. Huxtable,
I Want To Go Home!

316
00:16:06,164 --> 00:16:09,131
What Are You
Doing In Here?

317
00:16:09,131 --> 00:16:11,264
How Did You Get In Here?

318
00:16:11,264 --> 00:16:12,698
What's Going On?

319
00:16:12,698 --> 00:16:15,064
Rudy Cheats,
And She's Being Mean.

320
00:16:15,064 --> 00:16:16,131
I Hate Her.

321
00:16:16,131 --> 00:16:17,664
What Is Going On?

322
00:16:17,664 --> 00:16:19,564
She Hates Rudy.

323
00:16:19,564 --> 00:16:20,831
Oh...

324
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:24,031
Can You Do Me A Favor?

325
00:16:24,031 --> 00:16:26,464
Get In The Bed
You're In

326
00:16:26,464 --> 00:16:29,331
And Hate Her
Until About 8:30.

327
00:16:29,331 --> 00:16:32,764
Then I'll Be Glad
To Take You Home.

328
00:16:32,764 --> 00:16:35,464
I Can't Spend
Another Minute Here.

329
00:16:35,464 --> 00:16:37,231
Call My Mommy, Please?

330
00:16:37,231 --> 00:16:38,598
I'm Very Unhappy.

331
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,764
Okay. I'll Call Your Mom.

332
00:16:40,764 --> 00:16:42,364
Okay. All Right.

333
00:16:42,364 --> 00:16:45,798
I'll Pack And
Meet You Downstairs.

334
00:16:45,798 --> 00:16:47,231
Yes, Yes, Yes.

335
00:16:48,231 --> 00:16:50,031
Yes, Yes, Yes.

336
00:16:50,031 --> 00:16:52,364
What Are You Doing?

337
00:16:52,364 --> 00:16:54,398
I Have To Call Mrs. Gregory

338
00:16:54,398 --> 00:16:57,931
And Tell Her Her Daughter
Wants To Come Home...

339
00:16:57,931 --> 00:17:01,964
( Mocking Carolyn )

340
00:17:03,964 --> 00:17:05,964
Hello, Mr. Gregory.

341
00:17:05,964 --> 00:17:07,898
How You Doing?

342
00:17:07,898 --> 00:17:12,364
Your Daughter
Just Came In Here And Said:

343
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:16,964
( Mocking Carolyn )

344
00:17:16,964 --> 00:17:21,464
So Would You Please Put
The Light On Out Front?

345
00:17:21,464 --> 00:17:25,298
I'll Drive By And Throw Her
Out The Window.

346
00:17:26,231 --> 00:17:27,931
Yeah. Okay.

347
00:17:27,931 --> 00:17:29,564
Huh?

348
00:17:30,898 --> 00:17:32,931
Do The Pirate For You?

349
00:17:32,931 --> 00:17:35,631
You Want Me To Do
The Pirate?

350
00:17:35,631 --> 00:17:37,398
You're A Grown Man.

351
00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:41,898
Argh, Why Don't
You Go To Sleep?!

352
00:17:58,898 --> 00:18:00,298
Carolyn.

353
00:18:01,298 --> 00:18:02,964
Carolyn.

354
00:18:02,964 --> 00:18:05,898
I'm Here To Take You Home.

355
00:18:08,964 --> 00:18:10,464
Huh?

356
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:12,498
I'm Ready To Take You Home.

357
00:18:12,498 --> 00:18:13,331
Here We Go.

358
00:18:13,331 --> 00:18:15,064
I Don't Want To Go Home.

359
00:18:15,064 --> 00:18:16,398
I Changed My Mind.

360
00:18:16,398 --> 00:18:18,664
Yeah, But 30 Seconds Ago

361
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:21,698
You Were In There,
And You Said:

362
00:18:21,698 --> 00:18:25,231
"I Hate Rudy And
I Want To Go Home."

363
00:18:25,231 --> 00:18:28,898
But When I Got Back,
She Apologized.

364
00:18:28,898 --> 00:18:31,064
She's My Best Friend.

365
00:18:31,064 --> 00:18:32,564
I Love Her.

366
00:18:36,564 --> 00:18:41,231
The Next Time You Come
In My Room And Wake Me Up

367
00:18:41,231 --> 00:18:44,131
And Tell Me You
Want To Go Home

368
00:18:44,131 --> 00:18:47,564
I'll Give You 50â¢
And You Get The Bus.

369
00:18:50,864 --> 00:18:52,564
That Sounds Fair.

370
00:18:52,564 --> 00:18:54,098
Good Night.

371
00:19:10,664 --> 00:19:13,031
Oh, Dad, You Look Terrible.

372
00:19:13,031 --> 00:19:16,498
Yes, Because Your
Sister's Friend, Carolyn

373
00:19:16,498 --> 00:19:19,831
Woke Me Up Three Times
To Take Her Home.

374
00:19:19,831 --> 00:19:22,098
See What They Did
To The Kitchen?

375
00:19:22,098 --> 00:19:23,631
I Cleaned It Up

376
00:19:23,631 --> 00:19:29,664
Along With About 400 Pieces
Of Balled-Up Composition Paper.

377
00:19:29,664 --> 00:19:30,831
Sorry About That.

378
00:19:30,831 --> 00:19:33,364
I Was Up All Night
Rewriting This Paper.

379
00:19:33,364 --> 00:19:36,298
Went Down To N.Y.U.
This Morning And Slid It

380
00:19:36,298 --> 00:19:37,864
Under The Professor's Door.

381
00:19:37,864 --> 00:19:38,898
He Was There.

382
00:19:38,898 --> 00:19:40,731
He Read It While I Waited.

383
00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:44,731
Only Half The Red Marks
Of Before.

384
00:19:44,731 --> 00:19:46,064
Now You're Cooking.

385
00:19:46,064 --> 00:19:49,364
He Said If I Made My Ideas
Clearer And More Direct

386
00:19:49,364 --> 00:19:51,164
I Could Probably Get A "C."

387
00:19:51,164 --> 00:19:53,131
A "C" Would Be Beautiful.

388
00:19:53,131 --> 00:19:54,864
You'd Like A "C"?

389
00:19:54,864 --> 00:19:58,798
Of Course I'd Be Happy
With A "C."

390
00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:02,531
This Is What Is Known
As A Hard "C."

391
00:20:02,531 --> 00:20:05,631
I Would Take
A Hard "C"

392
00:20:05,631 --> 00:20:08,664
Over A Soft "A" Any Day.

393
00:20:08,664 --> 00:20:14,264
Dad, By The End Of This Year,
I'll Be Pulling In Hard A's.

394
00:20:14,264 --> 00:20:16,898
I'm Too Scared Of You!

395
00:20:17,898 --> 00:20:19,564
Go Ahead.

396
00:20:20,898 --> 00:20:22,564
Rudy:
Daddy!

397
00:20:22,564 --> 00:20:24,198
I'll Take You Home...

398
00:20:24,198 --> 00:20:25,298
What?

399
00:20:25,298 --> 00:20:28,431
Presenting The Darling Sisters

400
00:20:28,431 --> 00:20:30,831
America's Sweethearts.

401
00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:37,264
Don't You All
Just Look Lovely?

402
00:20:37,264 --> 00:20:38,831
Thank You.

403
00:20:38,831 --> 00:20:43,098
Isn't This Your Mother's
Makeup And Jewelry?

404
00:20:43,098 --> 00:20:44,131
Yes.

405
00:20:44,131 --> 00:20:46,964
I'll Be Gone
When She Finds Out.

406
00:20:46,964 --> 00:20:48,598
We're Not Worried.

407
00:20:48,598 --> 00:20:50,164
Come On, Darlings.

408
00:20:54,998 --> 00:20:57,731
Let's Go To The Mall.

409
00:20:57,731 --> 00:21:00,798
You Look Lovely,
Mrs. Huxtable, Darling.

410
00:21:00,798 --> 00:21:02,731
Thank You, Darling.

411
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:10,898
Good-Bye, Darling.