1 00:01:11,430 --> 00:01:15,330 Mom, We're Going Out In The Backyard To Play, Okay? 2 00:01:15,330 --> 00:01:16,497 Okay, But Rudy 3 00:01:16,497 --> 00:01:17,630 Wear Your Hat. 4 00:01:17,630 --> 00:01:19,597 But It's Spring Outside. 5 00:01:19,597 --> 00:01:21,797 Yes, But It's Only 45 Degrees 6 00:01:21,797 --> 00:01:22,830 So Put It On. 7 00:01:22,830 --> 00:01:25,130 Okay. Kenny, Put Yours On, Too. 8 00:01:25,130 --> 00:01:26,464 I Don't Have To. 9 00:01:26,464 --> 00:01:28,364 I'm A Man. 10 00:01:28,364 --> 00:01:29,697 So? 11 00:01:29,697 --> 00:01:31,730 Men Don't Get Cold In Spring. 12 00:01:31,730 --> 00:01:34,164 They Only Get Cold When It's Below Zero. 13 00:01:34,164 --> 00:01:37,464 That's Why They Send Men To The South Pole. 14 00:01:37,464 --> 00:01:38,464 There Are Women 15 00:01:38,464 --> 00:01:40,330 At The South Pole. 16 00:01:40,330 --> 00:01:42,664 Oh, Yeah, But They Stay Inside. 17 00:01:42,664 --> 00:01:43,664 Oh, I See. 18 00:01:43,664 --> 00:01:45,064 I'll Call Your Mother 19 00:01:45,064 --> 00:01:48,797 And Tell Her That You Went Outside Without Your Hat On. 20 00:01:48,797 --> 00:01:53,130 I'm Sure She'll Say It's Okay Because You're A Man. 21 00:01:55,397 --> 00:01:56,764 Let's Go, Rudy. 22 00:01:56,764 --> 00:01:57,764 Okay. 23 00:01:57,764 --> 00:02:00,764 Cliff: Hey, Look At Kenny! 24 00:02:00,764 --> 00:02:04,130 You Told Me You'd Never Wear A Hat 25 00:02:04,130 --> 00:02:05,630 As Long As You Live. 26 00:02:05,630 --> 00:02:10,964 You Are Not Going To Believe What Happened To Your Son Today. 27 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:12,730 What? 28 00:02:12,730 --> 00:02:14,297 No, Ask Your Son-- 29 00:02:14,297 --> 00:02:18,630 Who Has Gone Fishing 15 Or 20 Times 30 00:02:18,630 --> 00:02:21,697 Who Has Never Caught Anything-- 31 00:02:21,697 --> 00:02:24,130 Ask Him What He Reeled In Today. 32 00:02:24,130 --> 00:02:25,164 A Rubber Tire. 33 00:02:25,164 --> 00:02:28,130 No, Ask Him What He Caught. 34 00:02:30,064 --> 00:02:31,230 You Caught A Fish? 35 00:02:31,230 --> 00:02:32,630 Where Is It? 36 00:02:32,630 --> 00:02:33,930 The Morgue. 37 00:02:35,464 --> 00:02:39,064 He Caught A Dead Man In A Three-Piece Suit. 38 00:02:41,097 --> 00:02:42,430 The Police Think 39 00:02:42,430 --> 00:02:46,097 It Was A Gangster Named Jimmy "The Snake" Martin. 40 00:02:46,097 --> 00:02:47,197 So Granddad Said: 41 00:02:47,197 --> 00:02:48,930 "Wait A Minute, Fellows. 42 00:02:48,930 --> 00:02:52,364 Let's Just Change Places So We Can Reel It In." 43 00:02:52,364 --> 00:02:55,330 So We're Reeling In, And I Got Mine In 44 00:02:55,330 --> 00:02:57,064 And Granddad Has His In 45 00:02:57,064 --> 00:02:58,464 And Your Son Is Pulling 46 00:02:58,464 --> 00:03:01,130 And His Pole Is Bent Over Like This. 47 00:03:01,130 --> 00:03:03,297 He Said, "Dad, I Got Something." 48 00:03:03,297 --> 00:03:05,197 So I Said 49 00:03:05,197 --> 00:03:07,130 "I'll Help You Pull It In." 50 00:03:07,130 --> 00:03:09,830 I Wanted To Bring It In Myself. 51 00:03:09,830 --> 00:03:13,130 But The Fish Wasn't Putting Up Much Of A Fight. 52 00:03:13,130 --> 00:03:15,130 Dad Thought It Was An Old Tire. 53 00:03:15,130 --> 00:03:18,130 I Said, "Dad, This Is Not A Tire. 54 00:03:18,130 --> 00:03:19,830 I Can Feel It." 55 00:03:19,830 --> 00:03:21,730 And It Wasn't. 56 00:03:21,730 --> 00:03:23,364 Theo: So I Said 57 00:03:23,364 --> 00:03:24,930 "Let Me Reel It In." 58 00:03:24,930 --> 00:03:26,930 I Pulled With All My Might 59 00:03:26,930 --> 00:03:29,264 And This Thing Floated To The Surface. 60 00:03:29,264 --> 00:03:32,497 And Then He Pulled It And Saw The Thing... 61 00:03:33,864 --> 00:03:36,297 And My Son Saw It 62 00:03:36,297 --> 00:03:38,397 And My Son Said, "That's It! 63 00:03:38,397 --> 00:03:40,297 I'm Not Fishing No More!" 64 00:03:40,297 --> 00:03:41,897 And "Phoom" Took Off. 65 00:03:44,197 --> 00:03:46,964 I Had To Run And Catch Him. 66 00:03:46,964 --> 00:03:48,630 My Man Was Gone. 67 00:03:48,630 --> 00:03:49,897 I Said 68 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:51,230 "Hold It, Man." 69 00:03:51,230 --> 00:03:54,030 I Said, "You Go Get The Police." 70 00:03:54,030 --> 00:03:56,530 And He Went And Called The Police. 71 00:03:56,530 --> 00:03:58,830 Dad And I Covered The Man Up. 72 00:03:58,830 --> 00:04:01,730 He Came Back With The Reporter 73 00:04:01,730 --> 00:04:03,064 And They Interviewed Him. 74 00:04:03,064 --> 00:04:05,097 The Police Asked Us Some Questions. 75 00:04:05,097 --> 00:04:07,530 So They Went Off, And Here We Are. 76 00:04:07,530 --> 00:04:11,230 But I Must Tell You That I'm Proud Of My Friend 77 00:04:11,230 --> 00:04:15,230 Who, After Being 0 For 15 In Catching A Fish 78 00:04:15,230 --> 00:04:19,164 Is One For One In Catching A Dead Man. 79 00:04:24,130 --> 00:04:25,897 That's Enough Warming Up. 80 00:04:25,897 --> 00:04:26,964 Let's Play Now. 81 00:04:26,964 --> 00:04:28,364 We Don't Have Enough People. 82 00:04:28,364 --> 00:04:29,897 We'll Play One-On-One. 83 00:04:29,897 --> 00:04:31,164 I'll Be The Goalie. 84 00:04:31,164 --> 00:04:33,164 You Try To Kick It Past Me. 85 00:04:33,164 --> 00:04:34,964 That Will Be Easy. 86 00:04:34,964 --> 00:04:36,764 Nuh-Uh. I'm Quicker Than You. 87 00:04:36,764 --> 00:04:38,264 In Your Dreams. 88 00:04:41,497 --> 00:04:43,930 Goal! 89 00:04:44,297 --> 00:04:45,430 Yes! 90 00:04:45,430 --> 00:04:46,430 Whoo! 91 00:04:48,630 --> 00:04:50,230 You're Stupid. 92 00:04:50,230 --> 00:04:51,697 You're A Sore Loser. 93 00:04:51,697 --> 00:04:52,930 Sun's In My Eyes. 94 00:04:52,930 --> 00:04:54,697 Right. 95 00:04:54,697 --> 00:04:56,497 Bet You Can't Do It Again. 96 00:05:00,364 --> 00:05:01,530 Kenny, Come Here. 97 00:05:01,530 --> 00:05:02,664 Look. 98 00:05:02,664 --> 00:05:04,664 Wow, A Bird's Nest! 99 00:05:10,130 --> 00:05:11,230 Look, Babies. 100 00:05:11,230 --> 00:05:13,430 I Wonder Where The Mother Is. 101 00:05:13,430 --> 00:05:15,597 She Should Be With Her Children. 102 00:05:15,597 --> 00:05:17,230 Maybe She's Looking For Food. 103 00:05:17,230 --> 00:05:19,264 The Man Bird Gets The Food. 104 00:05:19,264 --> 00:05:22,297 The Mother Stays With The Nest. 105 00:05:22,297 --> 00:05:24,764 Is That What Your Brother Said? 106 00:05:24,764 --> 00:05:27,797 No, That's The Way Things Are In Nature. 107 00:05:27,797 --> 00:05:29,097 Nuh-Uh. 108 00:05:29,097 --> 00:05:31,630 I Saw A Tv Show About Birds 109 00:05:31,630 --> 00:05:35,797 And The Mother Bird Flew Away And Got Bugs For Her Babies. 110 00:05:35,797 --> 00:05:37,197 We Should Watch Over Them. 111 00:05:37,197 --> 00:05:39,897 If The Mother Doesn't Come Back By Tomorrow 112 00:05:39,897 --> 00:05:43,030 We'll Adopt Them, And We'll Take Care Of Them. 113 00:05:43,030 --> 00:05:45,930 I Guess That Will Make You The Mama Bird 114 00:05:45,930 --> 00:05:47,764 And Me The Daddy Bird. 115 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:49,197 Look At That. 116 00:05:56,030 --> 00:05:57,030 Hi. 117 00:05:57,030 --> 00:05:58,697 Ooh, Hi. 118 00:05:58,697 --> 00:06:02,097 Everybody In The Office Is Talking About Theo. 119 00:06:02,097 --> 00:06:07,897 I Told Everybody At The Hospital About My Son, The Fisherman. 120 00:06:07,897 --> 00:06:09,697 It Is Kind Of Exciting-- 121 00:06:09,697 --> 00:06:11,964 Our Boy Getting All This Attention. 122 00:06:11,964 --> 00:06:13,830 You Better Believe It. 123 00:06:13,830 --> 00:06:17,030 And He's Handling It With Great Maturity, Too. 124 00:06:17,964 --> 00:06:20,264 Mom, Dad... 125 00:06:20,264 --> 00:06:23,330 Do You Know Who You're Looking At? 126 00:06:24,564 --> 00:06:27,230 Check Out Page Two Of The Daily Chronicle. 127 00:06:27,230 --> 00:06:30,064 It's A Picture Of You By The Lake. 128 00:06:30,064 --> 00:06:31,764 When Was This Taken? 129 00:06:31,764 --> 00:06:33,597 A Reporter Came By School Today 130 00:06:33,597 --> 00:06:35,364 To Ask Me Some Questions. 131 00:06:35,364 --> 00:06:37,797 At Lunch, He Took Me To The Lake 132 00:06:37,797 --> 00:06:38,864 And Took My Picture. 133 00:06:38,864 --> 00:06:39,864 Read The Headline. 134 00:06:39,864 --> 00:06:43,064 "Brooklyn Boy Hooks Dead Meat." 135 00:06:44,930 --> 00:06:46,330 Isn't That Great? 136 00:06:46,330 --> 00:06:49,464 It Was That Gangster, Jimmy "The Snake" Martin. 137 00:06:49,464 --> 00:06:51,564 He Ran A Stolen Car Ring. 138 00:06:51,564 --> 00:06:53,897 The Police Have Been Looking For Him. 139 00:06:53,897 --> 00:06:56,530 Read On, Mom. 140 00:06:56,530 --> 00:06:57,897 "A Brooklyn Youth, Armed With A Fishing Pole 141 00:06:57,897 --> 00:06:59,030 "Solved A Mystery 142 00:06:59,030 --> 00:07:01,097 That Baffled Police For Three Weeks." 143 00:07:01,097 --> 00:07:02,130 I'm A Hero. 144 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:05,097 You Should Have Seen The Kids 145 00:07:05,097 --> 00:07:07,897 When I Had The Photographer Hanging Out With Me 146 00:07:07,897 --> 00:07:09,464 And The Reporter. 147 00:07:09,464 --> 00:07:11,730 Dad, A Teacher At School 148 00:07:11,730 --> 00:07:13,397 Asked Me To Write A Story About It 149 00:07:13,397 --> 00:07:14,964 In The School Newspaper. 150 00:07:14,964 --> 00:07:16,164 You're Kidding. 151 00:07:16,164 --> 00:07:18,964 I Went To The Newsstand To Buy The Paper. 152 00:07:18,964 --> 00:07:20,830 The Guy Looked At Me And Said: 153 00:07:20,830 --> 00:07:22,330 "Page Two, Right?" 154 00:07:22,330 --> 00:07:23,430 I Said, "Yeah." 155 00:07:23,430 --> 00:07:26,097 He Said, "Hey, Man, Autograph This." 156 00:07:26,097 --> 00:07:28,630 So I Signed It 157 00:07:28,630 --> 00:07:30,497 And Pretty Soon, I Had People Crowding Around Me 158 00:07:30,497 --> 00:07:31,697 Asking Questions. 159 00:07:31,697 --> 00:07:33,364 Yesterday Was The Best Thing 160 00:07:33,364 --> 00:07:34,864 That Ever Happened To Me. 161 00:07:34,864 --> 00:07:37,230 Theo, Did You Say These Things? 162 00:07:37,230 --> 00:07:38,197 What Things? 163 00:07:38,197 --> 00:07:39,797 "I Pulled The Line 164 00:07:39,797 --> 00:07:43,064 "And The Bloated Corpse Popped Out Of The Water. 165 00:07:43,064 --> 00:07:45,230 "It Was A Mess. 166 00:07:45,230 --> 00:07:46,330 "The Guy Was Purple. 167 00:07:46,330 --> 00:07:48,430 "His Nose Was Pushed Over To His Ear. 168 00:07:48,430 --> 00:07:50,230 "He Looked Very Bad. 169 00:07:50,230 --> 00:07:54,064 It Looked Like Some Mobsters Had Worked Him Over Real Good." 170 00:07:54,064 --> 00:07:55,564 Did You Say This? 171 00:07:55,564 --> 00:07:59,464 I Told The Reporter I Was Calling The Police 172 00:07:59,464 --> 00:08:02,597 While Dad Pulled The Body From The Water. 173 00:08:02,597 --> 00:08:04,764 And From That He Got This? 174 00:08:07,230 --> 00:08:10,797 Dad, I Got All The Local Newspapers. 175 00:08:10,797 --> 00:08:12,064 Thank You. 176 00:08:12,064 --> 00:08:15,064 I Had To Go To Five Different Newsstands. 177 00:08:15,064 --> 00:08:16,264 (Phone Ringing ) 178 00:08:16,264 --> 00:08:17,397 I'll Get It. 179 00:08:19,197 --> 00:08:21,364 Huxtable Residence. 180 00:08:21,364 --> 00:08:24,064 Yes, This Is Theodore Huxtable. 181 00:08:25,930 --> 00:08:28,330 You Do?! 182 00:08:28,330 --> 00:08:30,797 Okay, Could You Hold On For One Second? 183 00:08:30,797 --> 00:08:32,397 Yeah. 184 00:08:32,397 --> 00:08:34,197 Dad, It's Action News. 185 00:08:34,197 --> 00:08:36,030 They Want To Interview Me. 186 00:08:36,030 --> 00:08:38,330 They're Putting You On Television For This? 187 00:08:38,330 --> 00:08:40,964 Give Me The Telephone, Please. 188 00:08:40,964 --> 00:08:43,364 This Is Clair Huxtable, Theodore's Mother. 189 00:08:44,564 --> 00:08:46,630 One Moment, Please. 190 00:08:46,630 --> 00:08:47,864 This Isaction News 191 00:08:47,864 --> 00:08:50,897 And They Do Want To Talk To Him. 192 00:08:50,897 --> 00:08:52,130 Action News! 193 00:08:52,130 --> 00:08:55,097 They're The Number One News Team In The City. 194 00:08:55,097 --> 00:08:56,564 I Have To Do It. 195 00:08:56,564 --> 00:09:00,830 Suppose They Exploit You Like That Paper Did? 196 00:09:00,830 --> 00:09:01,830 They Won't Exploit Me. 197 00:09:01,830 --> 00:09:02,864 I Promise. 198 00:09:04,564 --> 00:09:07,030 I Can Handle Myself. 199 00:09:07,030 --> 00:09:09,030 How Do You Know That They Won't Exploit You? 200 00:09:09,030 --> 00:09:12,597 He Can Do The Interview, But We Have To Be Present. 201 00:09:12,597 --> 00:09:14,964 Fine, You're The Boss In This. 202 00:09:17,130 --> 00:09:20,530 Dr. Huxtable And I Have Talked This Over. 203 00:09:20,530 --> 00:09:23,730 We've Decided To Let Theodore Do This Interview 204 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,297 But We Must Be Present. 205 00:09:25,297 --> 00:09:28,364 What Time Would You Like To Do It? 206 00:09:28,364 --> 00:09:30,830 Fine, We're At 10 Stigwood Avenue 207 00:09:30,830 --> 00:09:31,830 In Brooklyn. 208 00:09:31,830 --> 00:09:32,864 See You Then. 209 00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:34,364 Yes, Thank You. 210 00:09:34,364 --> 00:09:35,597 Thanks, Mom. 211 00:09:35,597 --> 00:09:39,264 Okay, At 6:00, A News Team Is Coming To Tape. 212 00:09:39,264 --> 00:09:41,664 I'd Better Get Busy With Dinner. 213 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:44,130 Can You Make Your Own Salad? 214 00:09:44,130 --> 00:09:46,864 I Think I Can. 215 00:09:46,864 --> 00:09:49,864 I Think I Can, I Think I Can, I Think I Can, I Think I Can. 216 00:09:49,864 --> 00:09:52,164 So, Vanessa, How Does It Feel 217 00:09:52,164 --> 00:09:54,964 To Have A Brother Who's A Celebrity? 218 00:09:54,964 --> 00:09:57,464 Theo, It's Really No Big Deal. 219 00:09:57,464 --> 00:10:00,930 All You Did Was Fish Up A Dead Body By Accident. 220 00:10:00,930 --> 00:10:04,797 Vanessa, Do You Know How Many Important Things In History 221 00:10:04,797 --> 00:10:07,030 Have Happened By Accident? 222 00:10:07,030 --> 00:10:08,830 Penicillin Was Discovered 223 00:10:08,830 --> 00:10:13,197 When Somebody Left A Cheese Sandwich Out Overnight. 224 00:10:13,197 --> 00:10:14,797 Theo, In History 225 00:10:14,797 --> 00:10:18,297 You Wouldn't Have Been The Guy Who Discovered Penicillin. 226 00:10:18,297 --> 00:10:22,364 You'd Have Been The Guy Who Left The Cheese Sandwich Out. 227 00:10:22,364 --> 00:10:24,964 All Right, What About Sir Isaac Newton? 228 00:10:24,964 --> 00:10:28,497 He Was Just Sitting There Under A Tree 229 00:10:28,497 --> 00:10:33,297 And An Apple Hit Him On The Head And Gravity Was Discovered. 230 00:10:33,297 --> 00:10:34,630 Theo, In History 231 00:10:34,630 --> 00:10:37,897 You Would Have Been The Branch Holding The Apple. 232 00:10:37,897 --> 00:10:39,064 All Right, Vanessa. 233 00:10:39,064 --> 00:10:42,164 Maybe I Am Just A Branch 234 00:10:42,164 --> 00:10:46,197 Or Maybe I Am Just The Guy Who Left The Cheese Sandwich 235 00:10:46,197 --> 00:10:50,164 But I Don't See Action News Calling To Interview You. 236 00:10:50,164 --> 00:10:51,997 Now If You'll Excuse Me 237 00:10:51,997 --> 00:10:54,130 I Have To Go Upstairs 238 00:10:54,130 --> 00:10:58,630 And Figure Out What I'm Going To Wear For My Interview. 239 00:11:15,364 --> 00:11:17,597 Hey, Mom, How Do I Look? 240 00:11:17,597 --> 00:11:18,564 Very Nice. 241 00:11:18,564 --> 00:11:20,597 I Wore The Dark Blue Jacket 242 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:23,097 Because Lots Of Newscasters Wear Blue 243 00:11:23,097 --> 00:11:24,497 And I Read Somewhere 244 00:11:24,497 --> 00:11:27,430 If You Wear Blue, People Trust You More. 245 00:11:27,430 --> 00:11:28,697 Theo, Sit Down. 246 00:11:28,697 --> 00:11:31,597 Son, Your Father And I Are Very Concerned 247 00:11:31,597 --> 00:11:34,664 About Your Going Through With This. 248 00:11:34,664 --> 00:11:36,764 We're Going To Be Present. 249 00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:39,864 You Know, Mom, You Would Make A Great Manager. 250 00:11:39,864 --> 00:11:44,030 A Celebrity Sometimes Needs A Good Manager To Protect Him. 251 00:11:44,030 --> 00:11:48,097 If I Get A Movie Deal, You Can Negotiate The Contract. 252 00:11:49,430 --> 00:11:51,730 Mom, Isaction News Here Yet? 253 00:11:51,730 --> 00:11:52,730 No, Not Yet. 254 00:11:52,730 --> 00:11:53,964 How Do I Look? 255 00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:55,164 You Look Sharp. 256 00:11:55,164 --> 00:11:57,797 You Think They'll Interview Your Friends? 257 00:11:57,797 --> 00:11:59,364 No, Just His Sister. 258 00:11:59,364 --> 00:12:01,797 All Right, You Two. 259 00:12:01,797 --> 00:12:03,230 This Is Between Theo And The Reporter 260 00:12:03,230 --> 00:12:04,664 So You Two Leave. 261 00:12:04,664 --> 00:12:05,664 That's Fine. 262 00:12:05,664 --> 00:12:07,364 We Have Things To Do. 263 00:12:07,364 --> 00:12:08,830 It's A Secret. 264 00:12:08,830 --> 00:12:12,397 We're Not Even Going To Tell Theaction News Team. 265 00:12:12,397 --> 00:12:13,697 ( Doorbell ) 266 00:12:13,697 --> 00:12:15,064 Is That Them? 267 00:12:15,064 --> 00:12:16,064 Yes. 268 00:12:18,497 --> 00:12:20,964 Hi, I'm Harriet Waters, Action News. 269 00:12:20,964 --> 00:12:23,464 This Is My Cameraman, Wayne Urick. 270 00:12:23,464 --> 00:12:24,597 I'm Mrs. Huxtable. 271 00:12:24,597 --> 00:12:25,764 This Is Dr. Huxtable. 272 00:12:25,764 --> 00:12:27,764 We Watch You All The Time. 273 00:12:27,764 --> 00:12:29,164 Thanks For Watching. 274 00:12:29,164 --> 00:12:30,430 You Must Be Theo. 275 00:12:30,430 --> 00:12:33,297 You Saw My Picture In The Newspaper, Right? 276 00:12:33,297 --> 00:12:36,564 Yes. That Picture Went Into Papers All Across The Country. 277 00:12:36,564 --> 00:12:37,630 Really? 278 00:12:37,630 --> 00:12:39,397 You Think It Got To Hollywood? 279 00:12:39,397 --> 00:12:41,530 Probably. 280 00:12:41,530 --> 00:12:42,697 Could We Start? 281 00:12:42,697 --> 00:12:45,730 I'd Like To Finish So We Can Have Dinner. 282 00:12:45,730 --> 00:12:46,964 Oh, Of Course. 283 00:12:46,964 --> 00:12:50,097 I'd Like To Shoot Theo Sitting On The Couch. 284 00:12:50,097 --> 00:12:51,597 Yeah, Fine. 285 00:12:53,630 --> 00:12:54,464 We'll Be Right Here. 286 00:12:54,464 --> 00:12:55,630 I Understand. 287 00:12:55,630 --> 00:12:56,797 That's Fine. 288 00:12:56,797 --> 00:12:59,297 This Is Harriet Waters, Action News 289 00:12:59,297 --> 00:13:02,364 Talking To Theo Huxtable, Who, Two Days Ago 290 00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:05,197 While Fishing With His Father And Grandfather 291 00:13:05,197 --> 00:13:07,597 Discovered The Body Of Alleged Mobster 292 00:13:07,597 --> 00:13:09,530 Jimmy "The Snake" Martin. 293 00:13:09,530 --> 00:13:12,030 Theo, How Do You Feel 294 00:13:12,030 --> 00:13:13,530 Knowing That You've Helped The Police 295 00:13:13,530 --> 00:13:15,030 Solve A Major Crime? 296 00:13:15,030 --> 00:13:18,230 I Feel I've Done My Duty As A Citizen. 297 00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:19,497 I Love Brooklyn 298 00:13:19,497 --> 00:13:23,097 And I'm Glad I Was Able To Serve It This Way. 299 00:13:26,464 --> 00:13:28,664 What Were Your Very First Thoughts 300 00:13:28,664 --> 00:13:31,297 When The Body Surfaced? 301 00:13:31,297 --> 00:13:34,564 As The Son Of A Physician, I Ascertained Immediately 302 00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:37,930 That The Body Had Expired About Three Weeks Ago. 303 00:13:40,597 --> 00:13:43,164 Did You Know That After Your Discovery 304 00:13:43,164 --> 00:13:45,397 The Police Dragged The Lake 305 00:13:45,397 --> 00:13:48,730 And Found The Bodies Of Several Other Underworld Figures? 306 00:13:48,730 --> 00:13:49,930 I'm Not Surprised. 307 00:13:52,564 --> 00:13:53,997 According To My Information 308 00:13:53,997 --> 00:13:56,464 The Police Believe That You Have Discovered 309 00:13:56,464 --> 00:13:59,064 A Major Dumping Ground For Slain Mobsters. 310 00:13:59,064 --> 00:14:01,964 When This All Happened, I Got The Feeling 311 00:14:01,964 --> 00:14:05,397 That The Body Was Just The Tip Of An Iceberg. 312 00:14:07,964 --> 00:14:11,830 Theo, Tell Me, How Are You Handling Your Newfound Fame? 313 00:14:13,497 --> 00:14:16,164 I'm Taking It All In Stride. 314 00:14:19,451 --> 00:14:21,349 Those Birds Look Really Hungry. 315 00:14:21,349 --> 00:14:23,549 I Wonder Where The Mother Is. 316 00:14:23,549 --> 00:14:25,515 We're The Mommy And Daddy Now. 317 00:14:25,515 --> 00:14:26,766 Get Out A Frying Pan. 318 00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:30,666 Are You Sure They Like Their Worms Cooked? 319 00:14:30,666 --> 00:14:31,932 They're Babies. 320 00:14:31,932 --> 00:14:34,932 You Have To Cook Their Food To Kill The Germs. 321 00:14:34,932 --> 00:14:36,199 Okay. 322 00:14:40,866 --> 00:14:42,232 What's The Butter For? 323 00:14:42,232 --> 00:14:45,232 You Always Put Butter In A Frying Pan. 324 00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:47,766 It Keeps The Worms From Sticking. 325 00:14:50,666 --> 00:14:51,999 Clair: Rudy! 326 00:14:51,999 --> 00:14:53,432 Quick, It's My Mom! 327 00:14:53,432 --> 00:14:55,099 We Have To Hide This! 328 00:14:55,099 --> 00:14:56,366 Um... Drawer. 329 00:14:56,366 --> 00:14:59,366 Um... Mom, We're In Here. 330 00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:00,466 Rudy! 331 00:15:02,032 --> 00:15:05,466 Is The Interview Done Already? 332 00:15:05,466 --> 00:15:06,832 Almost. 333 00:15:06,832 --> 00:15:08,232 It's Getting Dark Outside. 334 00:15:08,232 --> 00:15:11,999 I Just Wanted To Make Sure The Two Of You Were In. 335 00:15:11,999 --> 00:15:13,699 We're In Here. 336 00:15:18,266 --> 00:15:19,566 Excuse Me, Please. 337 00:15:19,566 --> 00:15:21,566 Do You Need Something, Mom? 338 00:15:21,566 --> 00:15:23,099 I Can Get It. 339 00:15:23,099 --> 00:15:24,699 I Need You To Move. 340 00:15:24,699 --> 00:15:26,932 Who, Me Or Kenny? 341 00:15:26,932 --> 00:15:28,166 Both Of You. 342 00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:29,932 But, Mom, We Can't. 343 00:15:29,932 --> 00:15:31,599 What Is This? 344 00:15:31,599 --> 00:15:32,666 Ooh! 345 00:15:35,399 --> 00:15:37,066 Rudy! 346 00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:39,866 Why Are There Worms In My Frying Pan? 347 00:15:39,866 --> 00:15:41,866 I Should Be Going. 348 00:15:41,866 --> 00:15:42,866 No, Kenny! 349 00:15:42,866 --> 00:15:44,366 You Come Back Here. 350 00:15:44,366 --> 00:15:46,166 What Are You Doing? 351 00:15:46,166 --> 00:15:47,732 Mom, It Was A Secret. 352 00:15:47,732 --> 00:15:51,399 Kenny And I Are Mommy And Daddy Of Baby Birds. 353 00:15:51,399 --> 00:15:52,799 Baby Birds. 354 00:15:52,799 --> 00:15:55,966 They're Right Over There On The Electric Meter. 355 00:15:57,699 --> 00:16:00,499 Oh, Look At That. 356 00:16:01,632 --> 00:16:03,099 They're All Alone. 357 00:16:03,099 --> 00:16:04,399 Their Mommy Left Them. 358 00:16:04,399 --> 00:16:05,466 Are You Sure? 359 00:16:05,466 --> 00:16:06,799 Yes, We Watched Them 360 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,799 Since Yesterday After School. 361 00:16:08,799 --> 00:16:11,832 The Mommy Hasn't Come Back At All. 362 00:16:11,832 --> 00:16:15,499 They Were Chirping Real Loud, So We're Frying Up Some Worms. 363 00:16:15,499 --> 00:16:18,666 I Don't Think We Should Do This 364 00:16:18,666 --> 00:16:22,199 Because Worms Are Living Creatures, Too. 365 00:16:22,199 --> 00:16:24,199 Yeah, But They're Ugly. 366 00:16:25,266 --> 00:16:27,666 But I Bet Their Mothers Miss Them. 367 00:16:27,666 --> 00:16:29,732 How Will We Feed The Birds? 368 00:16:29,732 --> 00:16:31,832 We Should Call The A.S.P.C.A. 369 00:16:31,832 --> 00:16:34,399 And Let Them Take Care Of The Birds. 370 00:16:34,399 --> 00:16:36,099 Well, We'll Go Out 371 00:16:36,099 --> 00:16:37,666 And Put These Worms Back. 372 00:16:37,666 --> 00:16:40,532 You Want Us To Save The Butter? 373 00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:43,532 No, Dear, I Really Don't Think We'll Need That. 374 00:16:43,532 --> 00:16:44,599 Okay. 375 00:16:51,732 --> 00:16:53,866 Do You Have The Reverse Angles? 376 00:16:53,866 --> 00:16:54,766 I Have It All. 377 00:16:54,766 --> 00:16:55,932 I Think We're Finished. 378 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,666 Okay, Let's Hit The Road. 379 00:16:57,666 --> 00:17:00,166 Thank You For Being So Cooperative. 380 00:17:00,166 --> 00:17:01,866 When Will This Be On? 381 00:17:01,866 --> 00:17:02,966 Tonight At 11:00. 382 00:17:02,966 --> 00:17:04,066 10:00 Central Time. 383 00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:06,032 No, It's Not A National Broadcast. 384 00:17:06,032 --> 00:17:07,032 Just Local. 385 00:17:07,032 --> 00:17:08,099 Well, Thank You. 386 00:17:08,099 --> 00:17:09,432 We Will Be Watching. 387 00:17:09,432 --> 00:17:11,432 Mom, The Birds Are Shivering. 388 00:17:11,432 --> 00:17:12,966 It's Too Cold Outside. 389 00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:16,232 Can They Come Inside Until The A.S.P.C.A. Comes? 390 00:17:16,232 --> 00:17:18,632 Oh, Isn't That Sweet? 391 00:17:18,632 --> 00:17:20,632 These Birds Are Better Off Outside. 392 00:17:20,632 --> 00:17:22,332 Suppose The Mother Came Back? 393 00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:23,966 I'll Put Them Back. 394 00:17:23,966 --> 00:17:25,232 Where Did You Find Them? 395 00:17:25,232 --> 00:17:27,999 I Found Them Outside On The Electric Meter. 396 00:17:27,999 --> 00:17:29,466 Let Me Show You. 397 00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:30,466 Okay. 398 00:17:34,199 --> 00:17:36,999 Well, Dad, I Think I Did Pretty Well. 399 00:17:38,966 --> 00:17:41,232 Chip Off The Old Block. 400 00:17:41,232 --> 00:17:42,632 This Is Unbelievable. 401 00:17:42,632 --> 00:17:44,099 I've Got To Go Upstairs 402 00:17:44,099 --> 00:17:48,399 And Tell All My Friends To Watch The 11:00 News. 403 00:17:56,666 --> 00:17:57,932 Dad? 404 00:17:57,932 --> 00:18:02,666 The 11:00 News Was Over Here To Interview Theo. 405 00:18:03,699 --> 00:18:06,499 No, They Didn't Want You. 406 00:18:08,266 --> 00:18:10,932 No, And They Didn't Interview Me. 407 00:18:10,932 --> 00:18:14,066 They Just Wanted Theo, That's All. 408 00:18:14,066 --> 00:18:16,799 And You Know What I Just Experienced? 409 00:18:16,799 --> 00:18:19,232 Remember The First Time You Saw Me Play Football 410 00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:22,299 And I Scored Three Touchdowns, And You Said: 411 00:18:22,299 --> 00:18:24,199 "Chip Off The Old Block?" 412 00:18:24,199 --> 00:18:27,199 You Should Have Seen Him In The Interview. 413 00:18:27,199 --> 00:18:28,199 Mature... 414 00:18:28,199 --> 00:18:31,132 I Mean, The Birth Of A Mature Man. 415 00:18:31,132 --> 00:18:31,999 Huh? 416 00:18:31,999 --> 00:18:32,999 Yeah. 417 00:18:32,999 --> 00:18:35,099 Yeah, I'm Proud. 418 00:18:35,099 --> 00:18:36,832 Okay, All Right, Dad. 419 00:18:36,832 --> 00:18:39,732 I'll Ask The Lady When She Comes Through 420 00:18:39,732 --> 00:18:42,099 If She Wants To Interview You. 421 00:18:42,099 --> 00:18:43,032 All Right. 422 00:18:43,032 --> 00:18:46,199 Yeah, Break Out Your Trombone. 423 00:18:46,199 --> 00:18:47,332 Bye-Bye. 424 00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:57,566 Don't Forget Your Galoshes When You Go To Work On Monday. 425 00:18:57,566 --> 00:18:58,932 As You Recall 426 00:18:58,932 --> 00:19:01,699 Yesterday, A Young High School Student From Brooklyn 427 00:19:01,699 --> 00:19:03,899 Fished His Way To Fame. 428 00:19:03,899 --> 00:19:05,766 There You Go. Turn It Up. 429 00:19:05,766 --> 00:19:08,932 Theo Huxtable Brought Up The Body Of Missing Mobster 430 00:19:08,932 --> 00:19:10,632 Jimmy "The Snake" Martin. 431 00:19:10,632 --> 00:19:12,632 I Visited With Theo Today. 432 00:19:12,632 --> 00:19:15,766 Here's His Reaction To This Unusual Event. 433 00:19:15,766 --> 00:19:18,999 I'm Taking It All In Stride. 434 00:19:20,999 --> 00:19:24,299 But In An Ironic Comment On Life And Death 435 00:19:24,299 --> 00:19:26,232 While Theo Was Discovering Death 436 00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:30,366 His Sister Rudy Was Discovering Life In Her Own Backyard. 437 00:19:30,366 --> 00:19:33,666 Kenny And I Found These Baby Birds. 438 00:19:33,666 --> 00:19:37,432 Their Mommy Wasn't Around, And We Didn't Want Them To Die. 439 00:19:37,432 --> 00:19:41,232 Rudy Didn't Know What To Do, So I Had To Step In. 440 00:19:41,232 --> 00:19:42,299 You Did Not. 441 00:19:42,299 --> 00:19:44,999 Mom Told Me To Call The A.S.P.C.A. 442 00:19:44,999 --> 00:19:46,832 They'll Save The Birds. 443 00:19:46,832 --> 00:19:49,232 So While Theo Was Calling The Police 444 00:19:49,232 --> 00:19:51,232 To Take A Dead Body Away 445 00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:55,232 Little Rudy Was Calling The A.S.P.C.A. To Save A Life. 446 00:19:55,232 --> 00:20:00,232 From All Of Us At Action News, I'm Harriet Waters. 447 00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:01,332 Good Night. 448 00:20:01,332 --> 00:20:04,366 (Action News Theme Music ) 449 00:20:05,832 --> 00:20:07,766 Very Nice! 450 00:20:07,766 --> 00:20:09,366 Very Nice. 451 00:20:15,232 --> 00:20:17,266 I Don't Believe This. 452 00:20:17,266 --> 00:20:18,799 I Sat Here. 453 00:20:18,799 --> 00:20:20,532 I Did All That Talking 454 00:20:20,532 --> 00:20:25,266 And The Whole Story Was On Rudy And Those Birds. 455 00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:28,999 Some People Have A Shorter Moment In The Sun Than Others. 456 00:20:31,299 --> 00:20:34,066 (Giggling ) 457 00:20:36,666 --> 00:20:39,099 I Called Up All My Friends. 458 00:20:39,099 --> 00:20:43,666 I Told Them To Watch The 11:00 Action News. 459 00:20:43,666 --> 00:20:47,366 And All Of A Sudden, What Do You See? 460 00:20:47,366 --> 00:20:49,932 "I'm Taking It All In Stride." 461 00:20:51,932 --> 00:20:57,132 The Whole Story Was On Rudy And Those Birds. 462 00:20:57,132 --> 00:21:00,966 You Did Get Carried Away With Your Own Heroics. 463 00:21:00,966 --> 00:21:02,799 How Could They Do This To Me? 464 00:21:02,799 --> 00:21:05,866 They Can Do Anything They Want To Do. 465 00:21:05,866 --> 00:21:08,199 At Least That Dude On The Newspaper 466 00:21:08,199 --> 00:21:10,666 Made Me Look Like A Hero. 467 00:21:10,666 --> 00:21:13,666 They Made Me Look Like A Fool. 468 00:21:13,666 --> 00:21:15,399 Theo, That's Not Uncommon 469 00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:17,799 On Your Father's Side Of The Family.