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Ladies And Gentlemen

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Lovers Of Magic

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And Prestidigitation

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I Present For Your Enjoyment
That Mistress Of Illusion

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That Madame Of Mystery

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That Lady Of Legerdemain--
The Great Rudini!

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Thank You, Ladies
And Gentlemen.

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And Thank You,
My Loyal Assistant, Mommina.

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Are You Ready To Perform Feats
Of Magic, O Great Rudini?

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Yes, I'm Ready.

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I Hold In My Hand
An Ordinary Drinking Glass.

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Please

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Hold Your Applause
Until The End.

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My Assistant Will Pour
Milk Into The Glass.

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Mommina, The Milk.

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Ladies And Gentlemen,
Isn't She Beautiful?

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Are You Going To Drink
The Milk, O Great Rudini?

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No, I'm Going To
Make It Disappear.

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Impossible.

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You Shall See,
Doubtful One.

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I Shall Now Say
The Magic Words.

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Abracadabra, Hocus Pocus,
Make This Milk Go Out Of Focus.

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Wait!

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There Is More.

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Really?

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What Has Happened To
The Milk, O Great Rudini?

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The Milk Has Become
A Beautiful Silk Scarf.

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Fantastic! Fantastic!

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How Did You Do That?

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I Cannot Reveal My Secrets
To Mere Mortals.

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I'm Sorry.

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The Mere Mortal Apologizes.

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Would You Go Off
To Your Magic Room?

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Thank You And Good Night.

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You Were A Terrific Audience.

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Isn't She Something?

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That's Not Bad.

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How Did She Do That?

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As The Magician's Assistant,
I'm Sworn To Secrecy.

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How Did She Do It?

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I'm Serious.

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I Promised Her
I'd Never Tell.

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Okay, I'll Find Out Somehow.

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Hey, Dad.
Hey, Mom.

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Son, Before You Go Out,
Let Me Know

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Because You And I Have
Some Detective Work To Do.

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Sure.

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Did I Get Any Phone Calls?

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There's Some Messages For You

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On That Pad.

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Denny, Smitty And Lyle.

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Theo, Wait.

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Lyle Didn't Call For You.

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What?

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He Called For Vanessa.

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Why Did He Call Vanessa?

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He Asked Her To A Movie.

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You Gave Vanessa Permission
To Go Out With Lyle Thompson?

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They're Going To An Early Show.

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But You Don't Even Know The Guy.

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He's Your Friend.

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He's Been Here A Million Times.

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Where's Vanessa?

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In Her Room.

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Okay, Thanks.

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The Glass Has A False Bottom.

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Nope.

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She Didn't Have Tubes
Running Up Her Arm?

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Not Even Close.

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You're Never Going To Get This.

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Then Tell Me.

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Oh, No.

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I'm Going Down
To The Magic Shop

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And Then I'll
Make You Disappear.

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Then I'm Going To
Make Her Disappear.

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I'll Make Everybody Disappear

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If I Don't Find Out
How That Trick Works.

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People Will Ask

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"What Happened To His Family?"

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"He Put Them In A Glass

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And They
Disappeared."

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The Milk Has Become
A Beautiful Silk Scarf.

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Wow!

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How Did You Do That?

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I Cannot Reveal
My Secrets.

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Vanessa, I Need
To Talk To You.

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Who Dares Interrupt
The Great Rudini?

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This Will Only
Take A Minute.

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Okay.

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I Hear You're Going On A Date
With Lyle Thompson.

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He Asked Me To Go
To A Movie With Him.

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I Don't Think
It's A Good Idea.

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Why Not?

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A Lot Of Reasons.

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Like What?

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First, He's A Junior
And You're A Freshman.

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He's Two Years Older!

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So What?

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Dad Is Four Years
Older Than Mom.

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Yeah, But They're <I>Old.</I>

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It Doesn't Matter
To Them Anymore.

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Age Doesn't Matter
To Me, Either.

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Women Live An Average Of Five
Years Longer Than Men.

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You're Involved With A Guy
Who Will Die Way Before You.

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What Am I Supposed To Do--
Date Someone Rudy's Age?

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You Can Ask Out Bud.

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I Didn't Want To
Talk About This

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But There Are Other Reasons
You Shouldn't Go Out With Lyle.

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He's Got Experience.

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Experience In What?

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If You Don't Know

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That's Another Reason You
Shouldn't Go Out With Him.

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I Think Lyle's Nice,
So I'm Going Out With Him.

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Believe Me, You Should Not
Go Out With Him.

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I'm Only Saying This
Because I Care.

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You Never Seemed To Care
About Me Before.

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Okay, I Tried To Be Sensible.

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I Tried To Be Understanding.

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Now, I Have To Pull Rank.

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As Your Older Brother,
I Forbid You To See Lyle.

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You <I>Forbid</I> Me?

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I Didn't Know An Older
Brother Could Do That.

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Well, I Can.

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Get Out Of Here.

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Only Mom Or Dad
Can Forbid Something.

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But I'm Responsible For
Things That Slide By Them.

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If Mom And Dad Make A Mistake
In Judgment, I Step In.

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I'm Sorry, Theo.

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I Am Going Out

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With Lyle Thompson.

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Okay, Vanessa.

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But I'm Warning You.

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You Could End Up A Shattered
Woman Laying In A Gutter Saying

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"I Should Have Listened To Theo,
But Now It's Too Late."

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Poof! He's Gone.

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Thank You.

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Man, I Just Love
Dodge Ball.

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They Should Put It
In The Olympics.

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Hey, Guys.

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What's Up?

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Lyle, Lover Boy.

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How About A Report?

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A Report?

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Yeah.

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How Was Your Date With Vanessa?

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Give Us Details.

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Hurry Up, Huxtable's
In The Shower.

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I Have Nothing To Tell.

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Nothing Happened
Between You And Vanessa?

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No, I'm Not Saying That.

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So, Something Did Happen?

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Maybe.

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You Know
Something?

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This Man Got Nowhere.

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Yeah?

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Yeah.

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When Vanessa Went Out With Me,
She Was A Freshman.

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Now, She's Ready
For Graduation.

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Everyone:
All Right.

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Man, They Ought To Fix
Those Showers.

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Nothing Comes Out
But Cold Water.

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Lyle, You Better
Get In There.

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You Could Use
A Cold Shower.

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What's That
Supposed To Mean?

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Nothing, Lyle's
Just Overheated.

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What Did You
Tell These Guys?

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About What?

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You Were Talking
About Vanessa.

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I Said I Had
A Good Time.

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Did He Ever.

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Tell Them
What Happened.

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My Dad Drove You And
Vanessa To The Theater

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And When The Movie Ended,
Drove You Straight Home.

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Who Knows What Vanessa's
Like In A Movie Theater

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When Her Dad's
Not Around.

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Straighten
These Guys Out.

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Tell Them
Nothing Happened.

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What Goes On
Between Me And Vanessa

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Is Our Business.

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He's Right.

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You Have To Respect His Privacy.

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I Don't Have
To Tell You

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About Any Date
With Vanessa.

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Oooh.

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There's Not Going To Be
Another Date With Vanessa.

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Understand?

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I'm Taking Her
To The Library.

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What For?

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There's Nothing Left
For Her To Study.

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(<I>Guffaws)</I>

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You Guys Are Slime.

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You Need To Be Put Away.

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I'm Sick And Tired

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Of Seeing Your Faces.

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Abracadabra, Hocus-Pocus,
Make This Water Go Out Of Focus.

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Well, Look At That.

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It Seems That
Your Father

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Has Spilled
Some Water.

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I See That.

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How Do You Suppose
That Happened?

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Maybe He Tried
To Drink It

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And Missed
His Mouth.

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No, You Made So Much Noise

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You Sounded Like Horses
Coming Down The Stairs.

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You Frightened Me.

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Dad, You Were Trying To
Do My Trick, Weren't You?

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The Trick Can
Only Be Done

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By The Great Rudini.

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Hah, Hah, Hah.

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Mom, Dad, We've Got To Talk.

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Okay.

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What's Up?

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I Think You Made A Mistake

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Letting Vanessa
Go Out With Lyle.

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He Chases Women.

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Really?

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Yes.

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I've Presented Lyle
As A Good Guy.

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I Never Told You What He Says
In The Locker Room About Women

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After He Catches Them.

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What Does He Say?

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You Know.

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I Know?

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See, Lyle Has Had
These Experiences.

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What Kind Of Experiences?

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The Kind You Can't Talk About

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In Front Of
Your Mother.

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Will You Say
What You Have To Say?

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Mom, Dad, Lyle Thompson

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Is Going To Lead Your Daughter
Down The Road To Degradation.

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Little Lyle?

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The Boy Who Cried

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When His Mom Was Late Picking
Him Up From Your Birthday Party?

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That Was Eight Years Ago.

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He's A Man Now.

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The Guy Knows
What He's Doing.

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He Even Joined The Latin Club.

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And That Makes Him A Man?

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Don't You See?

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The Latin Club Is Mostly Girls.

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That's Why He Joined.

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He's Always On The Prowl.

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Now He's Prowling
After Your Daughter.

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We Shouldn't Let Vanessa
Go Out With Him?

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Not If You're Worried About
The Reputation Of Your Daughter

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And The Family Name.

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If You Let Vanessa
Go Out With Lyle

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It Could Hurt You
Professionally.

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Thank You Very Much, Son,
For Your Viewpoint.

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But I Want You To Know

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We Raised Two Older Daughters
Prior To This One.

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You Aren't Going To Stop Vanessa
From Going Out With Lyle?

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No, We Know Our Daughters.

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They'll Do The Right Thing.

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Okay.

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I Have One
Thing To Say:

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This Is A Sad Day
For The Huxtable Family.

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Cliff?

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Huh?

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What Do Guys Talk About
In The Locker Room?

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The Usual Things, Dear.

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Um... Recipes...

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Different Kinds Of Hair Spray,
Nail Polish.

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00:12:48,225 --> 00:12:50,927
You Talked About Women
In The Locker Room, Didn't You?

265
00:12:50,927 --> 00:12:51,795
Mm-Hmm.

266
00:12:51,795 --> 00:12:54,310
After A Date, What Did You Say?

267
00:12:54,310 --> 00:12:55,313
I Told Them

268
00:12:55,313 --> 00:12:58,311
"She's Intelligent,
She's Beautiful

269
00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:01,204
"She's Sensitive,
And She's My Equal

270
00:13:01,204 --> 00:13:04,774
And If Clair Ever Finds Out,
She'll Kill Me."

271
00:13:08,726 --> 00:13:10,410
So, Tell Me.

272
00:13:10,410 --> 00:13:13,237
What Happened When You And Lyle
Got To The Movies?

273
00:13:13,237 --> 00:13:14,419
Well, Dad Let Us Out.

274
00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:17,410
We Went In, And
Lyle Bought The Tickets.

275
00:13:17,410 --> 00:13:19,415
I Offered To Buy My Ticket

276
00:13:19,415 --> 00:13:22,847
But He Said, "No, You Can
Buy The Popcorn."

277
00:13:22,847 --> 00:13:26,183
I Hope You Bought A Large Tub
So You Could Share.

278
00:13:26,183 --> 00:13:27,184
Of Course.

279
00:13:27,184 --> 00:13:29,186
Lyle Was Such A Gentleman.

280
00:13:29,186 --> 00:13:32,415
He Put My Seat Down,
And There Was Popcorn In It.

281
00:13:32,415 --> 00:13:33,858
He Brushed It Off.

282
00:13:33,858 --> 00:13:35,993
Oooh.

283
00:13:35,993 --> 00:13:38,729
The Lights Went Out,
And The Movie Started.

284
00:13:38,729 --> 00:13:41,332
We Watched Awhile,
And Then It Happened.

285
00:13:41,332 --> 00:13:42,414
What Happened?

286
00:13:42,414 --> 00:13:46,103
We Reached Into The Popcorn Box
At The Same Time.

287
00:13:46,103 --> 00:13:48,773
(<I>Squealing)</I>

288
00:13:48,773 --> 00:13:51,275
And Our Hands Touched.

289
00:13:51,275 --> 00:13:54,415
We Sat There Watching
The Rest Of The Movie

290
00:13:54,415 --> 00:13:57,414
With Our Hands
In The Popcorn Box.

291
00:13:57,414 --> 00:14:00,851
That Is So Romantic.

292
00:14:00,851 --> 00:14:02,853
Then Dad Drove Us Home.

293
00:14:02,853 --> 00:14:04,889
Lyle And I Sat In The Back Seat.

294
00:14:04,889 --> 00:14:07,792
Dad Watched Us
Through The Rear-View Mirror.

295
00:14:07,792 --> 00:14:08,793
(<I>Knocking)</I>

296
00:14:08,793 --> 00:14:09,894
Hey, Theo.

297
00:14:09,894 --> 00:14:10,895
Hey, Janet.

298
00:14:10,895 --> 00:14:12,413
Vanessa,
Remember Yesterday

299
00:14:12,413 --> 00:14:15,411
When I Tried To Forbid You
To See Lyle?

300
00:14:15,411 --> 00:14:16,133
Yes.

301
00:14:16,133 --> 00:14:18,302
I Was Wrong, And I Apologize.

302
00:14:18,302 --> 00:14:20,237
Apology Accepted.

303
00:14:20,237 --> 00:14:22,410
But I Want You To Know
One Thing.

304
00:14:22,410 --> 00:14:25,142
Your Name Is Being Dragged
Through The Mud.

305
00:14:25,142 --> 00:14:27,211
By Whom?

306
00:14:27,211 --> 00:14:29,213
You Know How Guys Talk.

307
00:14:29,213 --> 00:14:30,419
Do You Realize

308
00:14:30,419 --> 00:14:32,283
What This
Is Doing

309
00:14:32,283 --> 00:14:34,413
To Your Reputation,
And Mine?

310
00:14:34,413 --> 00:14:36,754
How Could This Affect
Your Reputation?

311
00:14:36,754 --> 00:14:41,292
If Guys Talk About You And Lyle,
That Reflects On Me

312
00:14:41,292 --> 00:14:43,360
Because I'm Your Brother.

313
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,229
You're Not Worried About Me.

314
00:14:45,229 --> 00:14:46,410
You're Worried About Yourself.

315
00:14:46,410 --> 00:14:47,898
I'm Popular At School.

316
00:14:47,898 --> 00:14:48,899
I'm A Senior.

317
00:14:48,899 --> 00:14:52,369
I Don't Want To Go
Down In Flames With You.

318
00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:54,305
Then I'd Better Tell You

319
00:14:54,305 --> 00:14:56,417
What We Are Doing
This Afternoon.

320
00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:57,417
What?

321
00:14:57,417 --> 00:15:00,077
We're Not Really Going
To The Library.

322
00:15:00,077 --> 00:15:01,912
We're Going
To A Motel.

323
00:15:03,848 --> 00:15:06,884
And After Today,
I'm Going To Dump Lyle

324
00:15:06,884 --> 00:15:10,087
And Start Dating
All Your Friends.

325
00:15:10,087 --> 00:15:13,411
And After She's Done,
I'm Going To Date Them.

326
00:15:13,411 --> 00:15:16,794
You Guys Think
This Is Funny, Huh?

327
00:15:16,794 --> 00:15:17,419
Yes.
Yes.

328
00:15:17,419 --> 00:15:18,729
All Right.

329
00:15:18,729 --> 00:15:22,066
I've Tried To Appeal
To Your Sense Of Decency.

330
00:15:22,066 --> 00:15:23,410
You Scoffed At Me.

331
00:15:23,410 --> 00:15:24,969
Now I Really Forbid You.

332
00:15:24,969 --> 00:15:26,237
Did You Hear Him?

333
00:15:26,237 --> 00:15:27,905
"You Scoffed At Me."

334
00:15:27,905 --> 00:15:30,908
You Sound Like
An Old Person.

335
00:15:30,908 --> 00:15:32,076
I Don't Care.

336
00:15:32,076 --> 00:15:35,415
If You Want To
Go Out With Lyle

337
00:15:35,415 --> 00:15:37,748
You Have To Get Past Me.

338
00:15:37,748 --> 00:15:38,883
Theo, Get Out.

339
00:15:38,883 --> 00:15:40,410
Vanessa,
I'm Serious.

340
00:15:40,410 --> 00:15:42,219
Come On, Theo, Move.

341
00:15:42,219 --> 00:15:43,187
Don't Even Try.

342
00:15:43,187 --> 00:15:46,417
You're Not
Getting Past Me.

343
00:15:46,417 --> 00:15:47,410
Move.

344
00:15:47,410 --> 00:15:48,410
Vanessa...

345
00:15:48,410 --> 00:15:49,727
Ouch.

346
00:15:50,728 --> 00:15:52,416
Hey, Hey,
Stop That.

347
00:15:52,416 --> 00:15:55,410
Dad, Get Them Off
Before I Hurt Them.

348
00:15:55,410 --> 00:15:56,411
Stop It!

349
00:15:56,411 --> 00:15:57,968
Dad, Let Me Tell You

350
00:15:57,968 --> 00:15:59,170
What's Going On.

351
00:15:59,170 --> 00:16:00,417
I Don't Want To Know.

352
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:01,906
Dad, You're
A Father.

353
00:16:01,906 --> 00:16:03,908
You're Supposed
To Ask What's Wrong

354
00:16:03,908 --> 00:16:05,411
And Solve Our Problem.

355
00:16:05,411 --> 00:16:08,212
It Doesn't Work That Way
Today, Okay?

356
00:16:08,212 --> 00:16:10,014
I'm Tired. Good-Bye.

357
00:16:14,919 --> 00:16:17,411
All Right,
I'm Leaving.

358
00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:21,859
But Next Time, I'm Not
Going To Be So Easy On You.

359
00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:25,229
(<I>Squealing)</I>

360
00:16:26,230 --> 00:16:28,899
(<I>Doorbell Ringing)</I>

361
00:16:32,736 --> 00:16:34,839
Oh, It's You.

362
00:16:34,839 --> 00:16:37,174
Would You Tell Vanessa
I'm Here?

363
00:16:37,174 --> 00:16:38,410
You Might As Well Come In.

364
00:16:38,410 --> 00:16:41,368
Everything Else Went Wrong.

365
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:41,834
Vanessa

366
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,249
Your Date Is Here.

367
00:16:43,249 --> 00:16:44,305
Be Right Down.

368
00:16:44,305 --> 00:16:45,505
Don't Try Anything With Vanessa.

369
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:46,505
She's Tough.

370
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:47,808
Why Would I?

371
00:16:47,808 --> 00:16:49,501
I Really Like Your Sister.

372
00:16:49,501 --> 00:16:51,812
I Heard You Guys Laughing Today.

373
00:16:51,812 --> 00:16:53,505
You Must Have Said
Something About Her.

374
00:16:53,505 --> 00:16:56,503
I Did, But Nothing Different
Than What I Usually Say.

375
00:16:56,503 --> 00:17:00,507
If You Said Your "Usual" About
My Sister, You Were Lying.

376
00:17:00,507 --> 00:17:02,823
What Was I
Supposed To Do?

377
00:17:02,823 --> 00:17:04,501
If I Told
The Truth--

378
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:07,895
That I Opened The Door For Her,
That We Held Hands

379
00:17:07,895 --> 00:17:09,897
That I Didn't Even Kiss Her--

380
00:17:09,897 --> 00:17:12,505
They Would Have
Called Me A Wimp.

381
00:17:12,505 --> 00:17:15,002
That Was My Sister
You Were Talking About.

382
00:17:15,002 --> 00:17:16,003
I Know.

383
00:17:16,003 --> 00:17:20,441
What If It Wasn't Your Sister,
And I Told You The True Story?

384
00:17:20,441 --> 00:17:22,076
What Would You Say?

385
00:17:22,076 --> 00:17:24,845
I'd Say You're A Wimp.

386
00:17:24,845 --> 00:17:26,847
You Talk About Girls A Lot.

387
00:17:26,847 --> 00:17:29,116
Don't You Bend The Truth
A Little?

388
00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:32,052
No, I Stand By
Everything I've Ever Said.

389
00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,053
What About Lana?

390
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:36,123
You Said You Were With Her
In Your Bedroom.

391
00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:37,500
Absolutely True.

392
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:40,861
You Said You Were Feeling Weak
Because Of What Happened

393
00:17:40,861 --> 00:17:43,230
In That Bedroom.

394
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:47,368
I Never Told You, But
I Ran Into Lana The Next Day.

395
00:17:50,304 --> 00:17:51,372
You Did?

396
00:17:51,372 --> 00:17:52,373
Yeah.

397
00:17:52,373 --> 00:17:55,109
And She Mentioned That
You Had The Flu.

398
00:17:55,109 --> 00:17:58,312
She Said Your Mom
Was There The Whole Time

399
00:17:58,312 --> 00:18:01,500
And They Fed You Soup And
Helped You With A Jigsaw Puzzle.

400
00:18:03,817 --> 00:18:05,319
So? I Didn't Lie.

401
00:18:05,319 --> 00:18:09,056
I Said I Was Weak From Being
In My Room All Day.

402
00:18:09,056 --> 00:18:11,291
Face It, Theo, You're A Wimp.

403
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,327
I Know, But You Are, Too.

404
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:15,500
Hi, Lyle.

405
00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:16,507
Hi, Lyle.

406
00:18:16,507 --> 00:18:17,931
Hey, Janet.

407
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:18,999
Hi, Vanessa.

408
00:18:18,999 --> 00:18:20,434
These Are For You.

409
00:18:20,434 --> 00:18:22,504
Oh, Thank You.

410
00:18:22,504 --> 00:18:23,971
They're Beautiful.

411
00:18:23,971 --> 00:18:26,499
Could You Put These
In Water?

412
00:18:26,499 --> 00:18:28,662
Sure.

413
00:18:28,662 --> 00:18:29,984
Well, I Guess
We Should Go.

414
00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:30,985
I Guess So.

415
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:31,986
I'm Ready.

416
00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:33,511
Bye, Janet.
Bye, Theo.

417
00:18:33,511 --> 00:18:34,512
Bye.

418
00:18:34,512 --> 00:18:35,956
See Y'all Later.

419
00:18:37,508 --> 00:18:41,506
Now That One Of Your Friends
Is Going With Vanessa

420
00:18:41,506 --> 00:18:43,164
Maybe You'd Be Interested

421
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:46,467
In Going With One
Of Her Friends.

422
00:18:46,467 --> 00:18:48,513
She's About
My Size

423
00:18:48,513 --> 00:18:50,514
With The Same Color Eyes
As Mine.

424
00:18:50,514 --> 00:18:52,511
I Would, But I'm Afraid

425
00:18:52,511 --> 00:18:54,975
You Girls Would Talk
Behind My Back.

426
00:18:54,975 --> 00:18:57,344
We Wouldn't Say Anything
Guys Wouldn't.

427
00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:59,814
Then We're Never Going Out.

428
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:09,824
How's That
Ice Cream?

429
00:19:09,824 --> 00:19:11,826
Good. Chocolate's
My Favorite.

430
00:19:11,826 --> 00:19:12,993
Yes, I Know.

431
00:19:12,993 --> 00:19:14,995
Would You Like
Some More?

432
00:19:14,995 --> 00:19:16,163
More Hot Fudge?

433
00:19:16,163 --> 00:19:17,331
No, Thanks.

434
00:19:17,331 --> 00:19:19,512
What About Some...
Some Chopped Nuts?

435
00:19:19,512 --> 00:19:21,202
Just A Sprinkle.

436
00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:23,506
Chopped Nuts Coming Up.

437
00:19:23,506 --> 00:19:25,506
♪ Good Old Chopped Nuts ♪

438
00:19:25,506 --> 00:19:27,506
Thank You.

439
00:19:27,506 --> 00:19:29,243
All Right.

440
00:19:31,145 --> 00:19:33,513
You Know, I Was

441
00:19:33,513 --> 00:19:37,511
Really Amazed At How You Were
Doing All That Magic.

442
00:19:37,511 --> 00:19:39,086
But I Think

443
00:19:39,086 --> 00:19:43,991
A Magician Is Only As Good
As His Or Her Assistant.

444
00:19:43,991 --> 00:19:45,292
Is That So?

445
00:19:45,292 --> 00:19:46,260
Yes.

446
00:19:46,260 --> 00:19:48,462
I Have Nothing Against Mommina.

447
00:19:48,462 --> 00:19:50,514
But You Need
Someone

448
00:19:50,514 --> 00:19:53,506
Who Can Give You
That Flair... That Ta-Da!

449
00:19:53,506 --> 00:19:56,103
Someone Who Can Divert
The Audience's Attention

450
00:19:56,103 --> 00:19:58,507
So That You Can Do Your Thing.

451
00:19:58,507 --> 00:20:00,174
Who Do
You Know

452
00:20:00,174 --> 00:20:01,509
That Can Do That?

453
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:07,181
Mom Told Me You Wanted
To Be My Assistant.

454
00:20:07,181 --> 00:20:07,915
Really?

455
00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:09,950
She Said It Was All Right.

456
00:20:09,950 --> 00:20:14,155
Good, In Order To Make This
A Crack Duo

457
00:20:14,155 --> 00:20:16,257
I Will Have To Know

458
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:21,162
How The Trick Works
With The Glass And Milk.

459
00:20:21,162 --> 00:20:24,165
I Don't Do That Trick Anymore.

460
00:20:26,508 --> 00:20:28,506
I'm Learning A New Trick.

461
00:20:28,506 --> 00:20:29,970
But You Can Help Me.

462
00:20:29,970 --> 00:20:30,512
What Is It?

463
00:20:30,512 --> 00:20:32,510
Sawing My Assistant In Half.

464
00:20:36,143 --> 00:20:39,511
No, No, You're Not
Sawing Me In Half.

465
00:20:39,511 --> 00:20:42,515
Okay, Then Help Me With
The Disappearing Caterpillars.

466
00:20:42,515 --> 00:20:45,252
Disappearing Caterpillars?
How's That Work?

467
00:20:45,252 --> 00:20:51,825
First, My Assistant Has To Take
The Caterpillars Out Of This.

468
00:20:51,825 --> 00:20:54,478
Okay, We Got
The Caterpillars Here.

469
00:20:54,478 --> 00:20:55,790
So Then I Just...

470
00:20:55,790 --> 00:20:58,449
♪ Da-Da, Da-Dum Da-Dum Da-Da ♪

471
00:20:58,449 --> 00:21:00,712
♪ Voom Da-Deedley
Za Vo Vam ♪

472
00:21:00,712 --> 00:21:02,246
♪ Zaka Duka Bam ♪