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Make Way For
The Champion Squash.

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I Haven't Won
Any Championship Yet.

3
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We'll Know Today
After The Squash Contest

4
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<I>Who</I> The Champion Is.

5
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Just A Matter Of Time

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Before They Give You
The Blue Ribbon.

7
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It Is A Fine-Looking Squash

8
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But That Doesn't Mean
It Will Be The Best.

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On The Evening News

10
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They Will Say:

11
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"Here Is Mrs. Clair Huxtable

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"Beautiful Mother
Of Five Children.

13
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"We're Here Live
At The Eastland Mall

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"Where The Winner
Of The Squash Contest

15
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Will Receive The Blue Ribbon."

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Then Hollywood
Will Call

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And You'll Have
Your Own Tv Show:

18
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"Let's Talk Squash."

19
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People Will Be
Driving Cars

20
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That Are Designed
To Look Like Squash.

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They'll Be Listening
To The Hit Record

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"Squash Me, Baby"--

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Number One Tune
In The World.

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♪ Squash Me, Baby ♪

25
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♪ Downtown, All Night Long ♪

26
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You Are A Disturbed Man.

27
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I Don't Want To Become Famous.

28
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I Just Want People
To See My Squash.

29
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I Have To Go
Turn Over The Soil.

30
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Turn Over The Soil, Baby.

31
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Turn It Over All Night Long.

32
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I Will Sit Here And Guard
This National Treasure.

33
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Hello There, Squash.

34
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I Remember You

35
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When You Were Just A Glimmer
In My Wife's Eyes.

36
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Hey, Mom's Squash.

37
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Yes.

38
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When Are We Leaving
For The Mall?

39
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About A Half Hour From Now.

40
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I Better Check
The Movie Schedule.

41
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I'll Pass On The Movie.

42
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I Want To Look
At New Clothes.

43
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I Want To Buy
New Toys.

44
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No, We're Not Going
To The Mall For Shopping.

45
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We Are Going There
To Support Your Mother

46
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In The Squash Contest.

47
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Dad, Don't Do This To Us.

48
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Don't Do <I>What</I> To Us?

49
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Make Us Go To
The Squash Contest.

50
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Saturday Is Our Only Day Of Fun.

51
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We Don't Want To Look
At Vegetables.

52
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To People Who Are Ingrates,
It Is A Vegetable.

53
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The Squash Has Spent Its
Lifetime Alone In The Back Yard.

54
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I Don't Think Now It Wants Us
Standing Around Staring At It.

55
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First Of All,
We're Talking About Support.

56
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Do You Remember The Recital
When You Played The Clarinet?

57
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That Wonderful Clarinet...

58
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Where You Broke
Three, Four Reeds

59
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Playing Notes <I>Backwards.</I>

60
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Your Mother Stood Up
And Clapped For You

61
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Like You Were... Good.

62
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And, Sir...

63
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May I Bother You To Tell You

64
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About The Shakespearean Play
You Were In

65
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Whereupon You Had
The <I>Lead</I> Part

66
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And <I>Forgot Every Word.</I>

67
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Walked Around The Stage Saying,
"Forsooth, Forsooth."

68
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Your Mother Stood Up At
The End Of That Play, And Said:

69
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"That's My Baby!"

70
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Mom Came To
My Dance Recital

71
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But I Was <I>Good.</I>

72
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No, You Weren't, Dear.

73
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You Guys Are Going To This Mall

74
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And You're Going To Root
For Mom's Squash.

75
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Dad, Can I Ask You Something?

76
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Go Ahead.

77
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Do We Have To Eat
The Squash For Dinner?

78
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If Mom Wins

79
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They'll Keep The Squash
On Display For A Month.

80
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And Then

81
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Maybe A World Tour.

82
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If It Wins,
We Don't Eat It?

83
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Go, Squash, Go!

84
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<I>Go, Squash, Go!</I>

85
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<I>Go, Squash, Go!</I>

86
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Well... Here We Are.

87
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Wow!

88
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So This Is
The Squash Show.

89
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This Is More Exciting
Than I Thought It Would Be.

90
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Me, Too.

91
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Mom, I'm Very Proud
That This Squash

92
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Is Representing
The Huxtable Name.

93
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Aren't The Children
Supportive, Dear?

94
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Your Father Put You
Up To This, Didn't He?

95
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Yeah.

96
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Why Would You Say
Something Like That?

97
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You Told Us
To Always Tell The Truth.

98
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I Didn't Tell You To Tell
The Truth At The Wrong Time.

99
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Mom, I Got
To Be Honest.

100
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I Can't Get Excited
About A Roomful Of Squash.

101
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Can We Cruise The Mall?

102
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Please?

103
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Cliff, It Wouldn't Hurt
To Cut Them Loose.

104
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Yeah.
Yeah.

105
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Okay. Back Here
In A Half Hour.

106
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Take Your
Little Sister.

107
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Rudy?

108
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Yes, You Remember Her.

109
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She Lives In
The House With Us.

110
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Yeah, I Want To Cruise, Too.

111
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But She's Going
To Slow Us Up.

112
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We Want To
Have Some Fun.

113
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Do You Want To Cruise
With Your Little Sister

114
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Or Watch Squash?

115
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Okay, Rudy,
Come With Us.

116
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Thank You Very Much.

117
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I'd Love
To Join You.

118
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Clair, I'm Telling You,
You've Got It!

119
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I'm Looking At
This Other Squash--

120
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It's Pitiful!

121
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It Would
Be Nice

122
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To Have My Squash Acknowledged.

123
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Now You're Thinking.

124
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I'll Go Over

125
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And See What My Man Has
Under This Cover.

126
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You Want To Look At
My Squash, Don't You?

127
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I Was Wondering

128
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Why You Had It Covered
With A Sheet.

129
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Well, Protection.

130
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My Squash Is
Very Sensitive.

131
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When I Was Growing It

132
00:07:03,293 --> 00:07:07,664
I Awakened It Every Morning
With Some Cool Jazz Licks.

133
00:07:07,664 --> 00:07:10,874
♪ Ba Dup Bop Deedly Do Wha Da! ♪

134
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So, Your Squash Likes Jazz?

135
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Oh, You Know It, Daddy-O!

136
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I've Been In This Competition
For 14 Years

137
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And I've Lost Every Year.

138
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If You'll
Excuse Me

139
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I've Got To Get Back To Edna.

140
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Stay Cool, Man.

141
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That's The Only Way

142
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I Know How.

143
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The Record Store
Is To The Left.

144
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But Laytham's
Is That Way.

145
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There's The Toy Store.

146
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We Only Got 20 Minutes.

147
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Let's Decide Where We're Going.

148
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I Got A Plan.

149
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I'm Oldest, So We'll Do
What I Want To Do.

150
00:08:01,618 --> 00:08:03,686
That Plan Stinks.

151
00:08:03,686 --> 00:08:04,874
Oh, My.

152
00:08:04,874 --> 00:08:05,880
Oh, My!

153
00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:07,878
It's Him!
He's Here!

154
00:08:07,878 --> 00:08:08,879
Who?

155
00:08:08,879 --> 00:08:09,881
Him!

156
00:08:09,881 --> 00:08:11,261
Danny
Brenner.

157
00:08:11,261 --> 00:08:14,197
Isn't That The Guy
You Said Is Ugly?

158
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That's When He Was
With Donna Gaffney.

159
00:08:16,833 --> 00:08:17,875
They Broke Up.

160
00:08:17,875 --> 00:08:19,702
So Now He's Not Ugly?

161
00:08:19,702 --> 00:08:21,237
Just Look At Him.

162
00:08:21,237 --> 00:08:22,539
Oh, My!

163
00:08:22,539 --> 00:08:23,773
Oh, My!

164
00:08:23,773 --> 00:08:26,776
Theo, I Have Got
To Meet Him.

165
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Then Go Over There.

166
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I Can't.
He's Too Cute.

167
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You Have To Help Me.

168
00:08:32,415 --> 00:08:34,875
What Am I Supposed To Do?

169
00:08:34,875 --> 00:08:36,219
Have A Key Made.

170
00:08:36,219 --> 00:08:38,721
I'll Follow, And We'll
Have A Conversation.

171
00:08:38,721 --> 00:08:40,423
Vanessa, That's Dumb.

172
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We'll Make A Deal.

173
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Help Me

174
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And I'll Watch Rudy While
You Go To The Record Store.

175
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You're On.

176
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<I>I</I> Want To Make A Deal.

177
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You Got Your Deal.
We Let You Come With Us.

178
00:08:52,835 --> 00:08:54,537
That's A Raw Deal.

179
00:08:54,537 --> 00:08:55,705
Come On.

180
00:08:58,641 --> 00:09:00,176
Can I Help You?

181
00:09:00,176 --> 00:09:02,278
I Need A Copy Of This.

182
00:09:02,278 --> 00:09:03,546
Hi, Theo!

183
00:09:03,546 --> 00:09:06,282
What Are You Doing
At The Mall?

184
00:09:06,282 --> 00:09:08,284
I Had The Day Off

185
00:09:08,284 --> 00:09:14,876
So I Figured,
"Why Not Have A Key Made?"

186
00:09:14,876 --> 00:09:16,492
You're Vanessa Huxtable.

187
00:09:16,492 --> 00:09:18,828
Right.
We're In The Same Class.

188
00:09:18,828 --> 00:09:21,879
And You're Both
In The Mall Today.

189
00:09:21,879 --> 00:09:23,466
Unbelievable!

190
00:09:23,466 --> 00:09:25,301
You Know How To Make Keys?

191
00:09:25,301 --> 00:09:27,537
I Can Make Several At A Time.

192
00:09:27,537 --> 00:09:28,538
Really?

193
00:09:28,538 --> 00:09:30,807
You Must Be A Genius.

194
00:09:30,807 --> 00:09:32,775
Nobody Can Do That.

195
00:09:32,775 --> 00:09:34,243
(<I>Theo Whispering:</I>) Please...

196
00:09:34,243 --> 00:09:35,445
Watch.

197
00:09:35,445 --> 00:09:38,876
Vanessa:
You're Really Good
With That Machine.

198
00:09:38,876 --> 00:09:41,250
It Only Took Me
A Few Hours

199
00:09:41,250 --> 00:09:43,353
To Learn
How To Use It.

200
00:09:43,353 --> 00:09:44,879
Vanessa:
Wow, I'm Impressed.

201
00:09:44,879 --> 00:09:46,880
What Does
That Machine Do?

202
00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:48,491
It Engraves On Metal.

203
00:09:48,491 --> 00:09:50,879
Would You Like Your Name
On Your Keys?

204
00:09:50,879 --> 00:09:52,428
You Engrave, Too?

205
00:09:52,428 --> 00:09:53,596
Whoa!

206
00:09:53,596 --> 00:09:56,399
What Would You Like,
Print Or Script?

207
00:09:56,399 --> 00:09:57,875
That's A Hard Decision.

208
00:09:57,875 --> 00:10:01,237
I May Have To Stay Here
And Think About It.

209
00:10:01,237 --> 00:10:02,338
Uh... Vanessa.

210
00:10:02,338 --> 00:10:03,606
Where's Rudy?

211
00:10:04,607 --> 00:10:05,881
Yeah,
Where Is She?

212
00:10:05,881 --> 00:10:08,745
That's What
I Just Asked You.

213
00:10:08,745 --> 00:10:10,179
Hey, Rudy.

214
00:10:10,179 --> 00:10:11,748
Rudy!

215
00:10:19,667 --> 00:10:20,956
Rudy?

216
00:10:20,956 --> 00:10:22,870
Kim?

217
00:10:22,870 --> 00:10:24,305
What Are You Doing Here?

218
00:10:24,305 --> 00:10:27,308
Trying To Figure Out
Where I Am.

219
00:10:27,308 --> 00:10:28,961
What Are You Doing Here?

220
00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:30,344
It's My Dad's
Sushi Bar.

221
00:10:30,344 --> 00:10:33,814
Are You Allowed To Go
To The Mall By Yourself?

222
00:10:33,814 --> 00:10:36,350
No, I Was With
My Sister And Brother

223
00:10:36,350 --> 00:10:37,785
But They're Stupid.

224
00:10:37,785 --> 00:10:39,553
I Don't Have A Sister

225
00:10:39,553 --> 00:10:42,490
But If I Did,
She'd Be Stupid, Too.

226
00:10:42,490 --> 00:10:42,961
Yeah.

227
00:10:42,961 --> 00:10:45,964
Come On, I'll Show You
The Restaurant.

228
00:10:49,847 --> 00:10:52,082
I Can't Believe
We Lost Her.

229
00:10:52,082 --> 00:10:53,617
We Didn't Lose Her.

230
00:10:53,617 --> 00:10:55,686
We Just Can't Find Her.

231
00:10:55,686 --> 00:10:59,523
When I Was Eight,
I Got Lost In The Supermarket.

232
00:10:59,523 --> 00:11:01,202
I Was So Scared.

233
00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:05,203
I Thought I'd Never
See Mom And Dad Again.

234
00:11:05,203 --> 00:11:08,699
You're Making Me Think Of Rudy
Standing Somewhere Crying.

235
00:11:08,699 --> 00:11:10,000
She Probably Is.

236
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,203
This Is Your Fault.

237
00:11:11,203 --> 00:11:14,203
You Were Supposed
To Keep An Eye On Her.

238
00:11:14,203 --> 00:11:16,196
Well, So Were You.

239
00:11:16,196 --> 00:11:19,677
The Only Reason This Happened
Is Because You're Boy Crazy.

240
00:11:19,677 --> 00:11:23,022
I Knew Your Problem Would
Get Me In Trouble One Day.

241
00:11:23,022 --> 00:11:24,508
Announcer:
Good Afternoon, Shoppers.

242
00:11:24,508 --> 00:11:26,506
The Judging Of
The Squash Competition

243
00:11:26,506 --> 00:11:28,027
Is About To Begin.

244
00:11:28,027 --> 00:11:30,296
We Can't Go Back
Without Rudy.

245
00:11:30,296 --> 00:11:31,504
If Rudy Went Back

246
00:11:31,504 --> 00:11:34,512
She'll Tell Them
We Weren't Watching Her.

247
00:11:34,512 --> 00:11:35,512
We've Had It.

248
00:11:35,512 --> 00:11:37,003
You're Faster Than Me.

249
00:11:37,003 --> 00:11:39,338
Get Back There
Before She Does.

250
00:11:39,338 --> 00:11:40,973
You Check The Toy Store.

251
00:11:40,973 --> 00:11:43,109
If I See Her, I'll Apologize.

252
00:11:43,109 --> 00:11:44,076
No, No!

253
00:11:44,076 --> 00:11:46,913
If You Apologize, She'll Think
We Did Something Wrong.

254
00:11:46,913 --> 00:11:53,052
Tell Her We Thought She Was
Old Enough To Go On Her Own.

255
00:11:53,052 --> 00:11:53,509
Good Idea.

256
00:11:53,509 --> 00:11:54,921
Okay.
Okay.

257
00:12:00,863 --> 00:12:02,765
Theo, Where Are
Vanessa And Rudy?

258
00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:06,235
Uh, Well, They're Not Here.

259
00:12:06,235 --> 00:12:07,236
We Know That.

260
00:12:07,236 --> 00:12:08,307
Where Are They?

261
00:12:08,307 --> 00:12:10,172
They're In The Mall Somewhere.

262
00:12:10,172 --> 00:12:11,313
You Didn't Stay With Them?

263
00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:13,312
Of Course I Stayed With Them.

264
00:12:13,312 --> 00:12:15,678
But I Gave Them A Little Slack

265
00:12:15,678 --> 00:12:18,647
Because Sisters Need
To Get To Know Each Other.

266
00:12:18,647 --> 00:12:20,314
Please Go Get Your Sisters.

267
00:12:20,314 --> 00:12:22,306
The Judging's Already Started.

268
00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:24,220
Sure, Okay.

269
00:12:24,220 --> 00:12:25,821
Gosh.

270
00:12:28,257 --> 00:12:30,308
You Didn't
Find Her?

271
00:12:30,308 --> 00:12:31,309
I Looked Everywhere--

272
00:12:31,309 --> 00:12:34,313
The Toy Store, The Pet Store,
The Video Arcade.

273
00:12:34,313 --> 00:12:35,898
This Is A Nightmare.

274
00:12:35,898 --> 00:12:36,866
We're In Trouble.

275
00:12:36,866 --> 00:12:37,867
Trouble?

276
00:12:37,867 --> 00:12:39,869
Vanessa, We Lost
Our Little Sister.

277
00:12:39,869 --> 00:12:41,308
We're Beyond Trouble.

278
00:12:41,308 --> 00:12:44,314
What Do You Think
Mom And Dad Will Do To Us?

279
00:12:44,314 --> 00:12:45,314
You're Lucky.

280
00:12:45,314 --> 00:12:46,314
You're Only 14.

281
00:12:46,314 --> 00:12:48,307
There Are Laws
To Protect You.

282
00:12:48,307 --> 00:12:49,645
But I'm Older.

283
00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:52,311
They Could Send Me
To The Penitentiary.

284
00:12:52,311 --> 00:12:53,312
You're Only 17.

285
00:12:53,312 --> 00:12:56,085
You're Not Old Enough
For Prison Yet.

286
00:12:56,085 --> 00:12:59,310
Yeah, But I'm Old Enough
To Go Into The Service.

287
00:12:59,310 --> 00:13:02,024
Dad Will Sign Me Up
To The Marines.

288
00:13:02,024 --> 00:13:04,313
He's Wanted To Do That For Years

289
00:13:04,313 --> 00:13:07,308
But He Was Waiting
For A Major Screw-Up.

290
00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:09,098
We've Got To Find Rudy.

291
00:13:09,098 --> 00:13:11,000
We Could
Have Her Paged.

292
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:14,837
No, If Mom And Dad Hear It,
They'll Know She's Lost.

293
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:17,973
Okay, Then Let's Talk
To A Policeman.

294
00:13:17,973 --> 00:13:21,010
Okay, We'll Search
Every Corner Of The Mall.

295
00:13:21,010 --> 00:13:24,113
If We Don't Find Her,
We'll Get A Policeman

296
00:13:24,113 --> 00:13:28,651
And He Can Come With Us
When We Tell Mom And Dad.

297
00:13:28,651 --> 00:13:30,307
We'll Need The Protection.

298
00:13:38,761 --> 00:13:40,312
Rudy:
Wow, That's Neat.

299
00:13:40,312 --> 00:13:44,306
Kim:
My Dad Can Do All Kinds
Of Things With Vegetables.

300
00:13:44,306 --> 00:13:45,901
Oh, Hi, Kimiko-Chan.

301
00:13:45,901 --> 00:13:46,802
Hi, Rudy.

302
00:13:46,802 --> 00:13:48,103
Hi, Mr. Ogawa.

303
00:13:48,103 --> 00:13:49,311
What Brings You Here?

304
00:13:49,311 --> 00:13:52,041
Rudy Was With
Her Brother And Sister

305
00:13:52,041 --> 00:13:53,909
But They're Stupid.

306
00:13:53,909 --> 00:13:54,910
Are You Lost?

307
00:13:54,910 --> 00:13:56,812
No, If I
Was Lost

308
00:13:56,812 --> 00:13:59,014
I'd Find A Policeman And Say:

309
00:13:59,014 --> 00:13:59,949
"I'm Rudy Huxtable.

310
00:13:59,949 --> 00:14:02,117
I Live At 10 Stigwood Avenue."

311
00:14:02,117 --> 00:14:03,308
Fine, You're Not Lost.

312
00:14:03,308 --> 00:14:06,307
I Would Feel Better
If Your Parents Knew That.

313
00:14:06,307 --> 00:14:07,690
They're At The Squash Show.

314
00:14:07,690 --> 00:14:09,258
Let's See Them.

315
00:14:09,258 --> 00:14:10,305
Okay.

316
00:14:15,998 --> 00:14:18,701
This Judge Has Got
To Come On Now.

317
00:14:18,701 --> 00:14:20,135
I'm Getting Nervous.

318
00:14:20,135 --> 00:14:21,070
Don't Worry.

319
00:14:21,070 --> 00:14:22,308
Just Concentrate On This

320
00:14:22,308 --> 00:14:23,308
And Don't Forget

321
00:14:23,308 --> 00:14:27,313
Behind Every Great Woman,
Is A Great Man.

322
00:14:30,145 --> 00:14:31,305
Hi, Rudy.
Hi.

323
00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:32,308
Hey.

324
00:14:32,308 --> 00:14:33,310
Hi, Mom.

325
00:14:33,310 --> 00:14:34,305
Hi, Mr. Ogawa.

326
00:14:34,305 --> 00:14:37,305
Rudy Was At
My Sushi Restaurant.

327
00:14:37,305 --> 00:14:39,309
She Tells Me She's Not Lost

328
00:14:39,309 --> 00:14:42,308
But I Thought
I Would Check With You.

329
00:14:42,308 --> 00:14:43,310
Thanks Very Much.

330
00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:44,793
Where Are Vanessa And Theo?

331
00:14:44,793 --> 00:14:45,928
I Don't Know.

332
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:47,830
They Let You Wander Around?

333
00:14:47,830 --> 00:14:49,313
They Had Things To Do.

334
00:14:49,313 --> 00:14:50,314
Oh, I See.

335
00:14:50,314 --> 00:14:53,769
Can I Go Back
To The Sushi Bar?

336
00:14:53,769 --> 00:14:54,903
I Don't Mind.

337
00:14:54,903 --> 00:14:57,139
She And Kim
Are Having Fun.

338
00:14:57,139 --> 00:14:59,314
Okay, We'll Pick You Up
Afterwhile.

339
00:14:59,314 --> 00:15:00,075
Okay.

340
00:15:00,075 --> 00:15:01,076
All Right.

341
00:15:01,076 --> 00:15:04,113
I Hope Your Squash Wins,
But If It Doesn't

342
00:15:04,113 --> 00:15:05,308
I'll Be Happy

343
00:15:05,308 --> 00:15:07,182
To Eat It
For Dinner.

344
00:15:07,182 --> 00:15:08,305
Thanks, Rudy.

345
00:15:08,305 --> 00:15:09,885
Thank You,
Mr. Ogawa.

346
00:15:09,885 --> 00:15:11,313
I'll See You
Later, Kim.

347
00:15:11,313 --> 00:15:12,313
Bye-Bye.

348
00:15:12,313 --> 00:15:14,690
We're Going
To Have A Word

349
00:15:14,690 --> 00:15:17,092
With Theo And Vanessa.

350
00:15:17,092 --> 00:15:21,830
When They Do Show Up,
You Just Follow What I Do, Okay?

351
00:15:21,830 --> 00:15:22,831
Okay.

352
00:15:22,831 --> 00:15:24,033
They're Coming.

353
00:15:24,033 --> 00:15:25,668
Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.

354
00:15:25,668 --> 00:15:27,903
Hey, How's
The Mall Been?

355
00:15:27,903 --> 00:15:29,310
Oh, Fine.

356
00:15:29,310 --> 00:15:31,974
Listen, About Rudy...

357
00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:32,841
What About Her?

358
00:15:32,841 --> 00:15:34,308
She's Not Here.

359
00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:36,313
You're Saying
You Don't Know

360
00:15:36,313 --> 00:15:38,180
Where She Is?

361
00:15:38,180 --> 00:15:39,915
Dad, We Were Watching Her.

362
00:15:39,915 --> 00:15:42,310
We Turned Around,
And She Wasn't There.

363
00:15:42,310 --> 00:15:43,886
She Was With You.

364
00:15:43,886 --> 00:15:44,953
Yes.

365
00:15:44,953 --> 00:15:46,121
She's Lost.

366
00:15:46,121 --> 00:15:47,122
Yeah.
Yeah.

367
00:15:47,122 --> 00:15:50,307
Oh, Well, Then,
Let Her Stay Lost.

368
00:15:53,028 --> 00:15:54,730
Let Her Stay Lost?

369
00:15:54,730 --> 00:15:58,311
She Was Told To Stay
With The Two Of You.

370
00:15:58,311 --> 00:16:00,769
She Didn't Listen,
And She Wandered Around

371
00:16:00,769 --> 00:16:03,309
So Just Leave Her Out There.

372
00:16:04,907 --> 00:16:07,311
That Girl Might
Never See Us Again.

373
00:16:07,311 --> 00:16:09,312
It Would Teach Her
A Lesson.

374
00:16:09,312 --> 00:16:12,308
And It Would Make
Our Lives A Lot Easier.

375
00:16:12,308 --> 00:16:15,308
It's A Good Thing
You Two Made It Back.

376
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,152
Shouldn't We Look For Rudy?!

377
00:16:17,152 --> 00:16:19,154
Listen, We Have Five Children.

378
00:16:19,154 --> 00:16:21,090
When You Have Five Children

379
00:16:21,090 --> 00:16:24,159
By The Time You Get
To The Fifth One

380
00:16:24,159 --> 00:16:29,314
And You Have To Tell That Child
The Same Thing Over And Over

381
00:16:29,314 --> 00:16:32,701
You Get Tired Of Talking
To Hard-Headed People.

382
00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:34,636
So Just
Leave Her
Out There.

383
00:16:34,636 --> 00:16:36,972
She Knew She Should
Stay With You.

384
00:16:36,972 --> 00:16:39,308
She Didn't, So She
Pays The Penalty.

385
00:16:39,308 --> 00:16:42,306
What If Somebody
Grabbed Her And Ran Off?

386
00:16:42,306 --> 00:16:43,679
You Think That Might Happen?

387
00:16:43,679 --> 00:16:44,780
Yes!

388
00:16:44,780 --> 00:16:45,748
She's Only Eight.

389
00:16:45,748 --> 00:16:48,311
Then Why Didn't You
Think Of That

390
00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:51,310
Before You Let The Girl
Go Wandering

391
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:53,255
All Over
The Mall?

392
00:16:53,255 --> 00:16:57,308
What Is It Between Your Ears
And Your Brain That's Dislodged?

393
00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:59,661
Every Time
We Say

394
00:16:59,661 --> 00:17:00,829
"Watch Your Sister"

395
00:17:00,829 --> 00:17:04,308
By The Time It Goes Through
Your Ear And Travels

396
00:17:04,308 --> 00:17:07,836
It Changes To, "Let Her
Wander Around The Mall."

397
00:17:07,836 --> 00:17:09,312
And I Just Wish

398
00:17:09,312 --> 00:17:12,314
That I Could Find Something
That Could Fix It.

399
00:17:12,314 --> 00:17:15,311
A Screwdriver,
Or Maybe A Brick.

400
00:17:18,247 --> 00:17:21,305
Your Sister's
In The Sushi Bar
With Her Friend.

401
00:17:21,305 --> 00:17:22,785
She Is?

402
00:17:22,785 --> 00:17:24,787
You're Not Kidding.

403
00:17:24,787 --> 00:17:27,689
You Don't Know
How Worried I Was.

404
00:17:29,825 --> 00:17:30,793
Me, Too.

405
00:17:30,793 --> 00:17:33,128
Since She's Not Lost
Or Anything

406
00:17:33,128 --> 00:17:37,308
Is It Okay If Go
Over To The Key-Osk?

407
00:17:37,308 --> 00:17:38,867
What Is
"The Key-Osk"?

408
00:17:38,867 --> 00:17:40,836
They Make Keys There.

409
00:17:40,836 --> 00:17:43,739
Vanessa, By The Time
This Day Is Over

410
00:17:43,739 --> 00:17:47,305
You Won't Have A Place
To Put A Key In.

411
00:17:47,305 --> 00:17:51,306
You Two Go Outside And
Wait In The Car For Us.

412
00:17:51,306 --> 00:17:53,916
No, Wait <I>Under</I> The Car.

413
00:17:53,916 --> 00:17:55,305
Now Go Ahead.

414
00:17:56,305 --> 00:18:00,189
Do We Really
Have To Wait In The Car?

415
00:18:00,189 --> 00:18:01,623
Under The Car.

416
00:18:04,311 --> 00:18:05,861
Oh, Lovely.

417
00:18:05,861 --> 00:18:07,763
Simply Lovely.

418
00:18:07,763 --> 00:18:09,314
I Didn't Win.

419
00:18:09,314 --> 00:18:10,632
You Won.

420
00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:12,034
I Didn't Win.

421
00:18:12,034 --> 00:18:13,168
You Won.

422
00:18:14,169 --> 00:18:15,771
And Now The Results

423
00:18:15,771 --> 00:18:21,308
Of Our 15th Annual
Winter Squash Competition.

424
00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:24,079
Just Say
I Didn't Win, Sir.

425
00:18:24,079 --> 00:18:25,981
In Third Place...

426
00:18:25,981 --> 00:18:27,683
Estelle Drake.

427
00:18:27,683 --> 00:18:29,314
(<I>Screaming</I>)

428
00:18:29,314 --> 00:18:30,313
Thank You.

429
00:18:30,313 --> 00:18:35,310
I Couldn't Even Make
Third Place.

430
00:18:35,310 --> 00:18:36,792
The Runner Up...

431
00:18:36,792 --> 00:18:39,312
Clair Huxtable.

432
00:18:39,312 --> 00:18:41,029
Oh, My!

433
00:18:42,030 --> 00:18:43,765
Thank You Very Much.

434
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:47,703
And Our Blue-Ribbon Winner...

435
00:18:47,703 --> 00:18:49,204
Norman Kirby.

436
00:18:49,204 --> 00:18:53,312
Oh! Ah! I Won!

437
00:18:53,312 --> 00:18:55,110
It Was Actually Me.

438
00:18:55,110 --> 00:18:56,111
I Won.

439
00:18:56,111 --> 00:18:57,913
Ah! Oh!

440
00:18:57,913 --> 00:18:59,308
Put In On There.

441
00:19:00,816 --> 00:19:02,306
Thank You, Sir.

442
00:19:02,306 --> 00:19:03,785
Thank You
Very Much.

443
00:19:03,785 --> 00:19:06,313
When, In The Course
Of Human Events

444
00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:10,659
A Man Grows A Squash,
And He Hopes That Squash

445
00:19:10,659 --> 00:19:15,898
Will One Day Be Known As
"The Big One."

446
00:19:17,933 --> 00:19:19,801
Edna Is My Big One.

447
00:19:19,801 --> 00:19:23,312
My Only Regret Is That
My Wife Couldn't Be Here

448
00:19:23,312 --> 00:19:25,305
To Share This Moment.

449
00:19:25,305 --> 00:19:27,776
She Walked Out
One Year Too Soon.

450
00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:36,718
Make Way For
Clair Huxtable

451
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:41,309
And Her Prize-Winning
Squash, Torpedo.

452
00:19:41,309 --> 00:19:45,309
I Think It Looks
Just As Good With
A Red Ribbon.

453
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,062
Yes, Indeed.

454
00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:49,731
The Question Is
What Do We Do With It?

455
00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:51,700
Cut It Up And Eat It.

456
00:19:51,700 --> 00:19:54,703
Oh, Cliff, You Can't.

457
00:19:54,703 --> 00:19:59,313
If We Put It Up On The Shelf,
The Thing Will Get Old.

458
00:19:59,313 --> 00:20:03,111
Then Those Little Black Flies
Will Come All Around.

459
00:20:03,111 --> 00:20:05,113
At Least It Wouldn't Suffer.

460
00:20:05,113 --> 00:20:07,082
You're Talking To A Surgeon.

461
00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:08,650
It Won't Feel A Thing.

462
00:20:08,650 --> 00:20:10,185
I Can't Watch.

463
00:20:10,185 --> 00:20:11,305
You Don't Have To.

464
00:20:11,305 --> 00:20:14,122
Come On, Little Fellow, Torpedo.

465
00:20:14,122 --> 00:20:18,310
We're Going To Take You
To A Little Private Place.

466
00:20:18,310 --> 00:20:21,309
♪ La-Da Doo-Doo Do-Dee-Dee ♪

467
00:20:21,309 --> 00:20:22,309
No, Wait.

468
00:20:22,309 --> 00:20:24,308
What Are You Talking About?

469
00:20:24,308 --> 00:20:25,309
What?

470
00:20:25,309 --> 00:20:27,803
No, There's Not A Knife In Here.

471
00:20:27,803 --> 00:20:29,671
No, Really, See?

472
00:20:29,671 --> 00:20:30,906
Look, Spatula.

473
00:20:30,906 --> 00:20:34,242
I'm Just Taking You Out,
Digging All Around, Okay?

474
00:20:34,242 --> 00:20:37,079
You Don't Mind
If I Do That, Huh?

475
00:20:37,079 --> 00:20:38,213
All Right, Boy.

476
00:20:38,213 --> 00:20:39,307
Here We Go.

477
00:20:39,307 --> 00:20:40,307
♪ Lou-Dee-Do ♪

478
00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:41,314
What?

479
00:20:41,314 --> 00:20:44,306
You Want To See
What's Behind My Back?

480
00:20:44,306 --> 00:20:45,954
Oh, No Problem.

481
00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:47,789
See? Nothing.

482
00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:49,313
Going For A Little Walk.

483
00:20:49,313 --> 00:20:50,312
No, Come On.

484
00:20:50,312 --> 00:20:51,312
Here We Go.

485
00:20:51,312 --> 00:20:54,129
Okay, Don't Try To Fight, Now.

486
00:20:54,129 --> 00:20:55,831
Ah! The Prisoner Has Escaped!

487
00:20:55,831 --> 00:20:57,306
Call The Guards!

488
00:20:57,306 --> 00:20:58,312
Call The Guards!

489
00:20:58,312 --> 00:20:59,314
(<I>Barking</I>)