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I'm Going To The Novelty Shop

2
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To Get Some Things
For Rudy's Haunted House Party.

3
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What Are You Getting?

4
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Well, I Don't Know

5
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But You Know, I Am
The Master Of Fright.

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You Just Remember
That They're Children.

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No, I'll Take It Easy On Them.

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( Ominous Laughter )

9
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Oh, Jeffrey Engels Called.

10
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He's Coming Over In An Hour.

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If He Comes And I'm Not Here,
Ask Him To Wait.

12
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He's Bringing Beth
To Help Decorate The House.

13
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He Also Wants
That Drill You Borrowed.

14
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Oh, Man, I Forgot
I Had That.

15
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You've Had It For A Month.

16
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I've Had It That Long?

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You Wanted To Put A New Shelf
Under The Sink.

18
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Your Drill Was Broken,
So You Borrowed Jeffrey's.

19
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The Shelf Still Is Unfinished.

20
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Oh, But Wait A Minute,
It's Almost Finished.

21
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Check It Out.

22
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Halfway Home.

23
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I Don't Mean To Criticize

24
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But We're "Halfway Home"
On A Lot Of Projects.

25
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You Have A Habit Of Starting
These Things With Enthusiasm

26
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But You Don't Finish.

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That's Because Every Time
I Start A Project

28
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A Pregnant Woman Calls
With Labor Pains

29
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And I Have To Stop
And Go To The Hospital.

30
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When Will You Finish?

31
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When I Retire.

32
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Please Retire This Evening

33
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Because You'll Need The Rest
Of Your Life To Finish

34
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All These Projects.

35
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If It Makes
You Happy

36
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I'll Finish The Shelves Today.

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That Would Make Me Very Happy.

38
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If You Allow Me, I'll Also
Give You A Dish-Towel Rack.

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The Shelf Will Do.

40
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All Right, Then I Shall Go Down
And Do The Novelty Shopping

41
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And I Will Also--

42
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Madame--

43
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If You
Don't Mind

44
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Pick Up A New Drill For Myself.

45
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Fine.

46
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And Maybe A Forklift Truck.

47
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When Can I Open My Eyes?

48
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Just A Minute.

49
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Ooh, What Is It?

50
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Eyeballs.

51
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Eww!

52
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Hah! Got You.

53
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They're Just Grapes.

54
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What's Going On?

55
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We're Making A Haunted House.

56
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Our Friends Are Going
Through It Later.

57
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You Should See
The Coffin I Made.

58
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It's Unbelievable.

59
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Aren't You Too Old For This?

60
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It Sounds Immature.

61
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We Were Thinking
You Could Be The Mummy.

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The Mummy?

63
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Yeah.

64
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You Get All Wrapped Up
In Bandages.

65
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Then You Walk Around
Like A Zombie.

66
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If You Want,
You Can Even Grab People.

67
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Oh, Wow!

68
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All Right, I'm In.

69
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Rudy, What Are
You Going To Be?

70
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A Witch.

71
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She Has To Be A Witch.

72
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She's A Woman.

73
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What's That Supposed To Mean?

74
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My Brother Says Women Can Only
Be Witches And Princesses.

75
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I Don't Care
What Your Brother Says.

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I Can Be Anything I Want.

77
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I Can Be Frankenstein.

78
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Frankenstein Was A Man.

79
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You Can Only Be His Wife

80
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And She
Was Ugly.

81
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Well, Hello,
Goblins And Goblinettes.

82
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Hey, Dad, Check
This Out.

83
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When You Get To
The Bottom Of The Stairs

84
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It Flies In Your Face.

85
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This Will Be Some Haunted House.

86
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I'm The Mummy.

87
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I Get To Grab People.

88
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Wonderful.

89
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I Think That

90
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Combined With The Things I Just
Bought From The Novelty Store

91
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We'll Have To Open This House
To The Public And Charge.

92
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What Did You Get?

93
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Here It Is.

94
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( Scary Noises )

95
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It's Not Very Big, Dad.

96
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You Don't Want It Too Big,
Or People Will Know It's Fake.

97
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Hah, Ya!

98
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Ohhh!

99
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Eee! Jigeee!

100
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What Else Did You Get?

101
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Okay.

102
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Stand Back, Now.

103
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You Ready?

104
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Let's Say That You're
Walking Down A Dark Street...

105
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( Humming )

106
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Eee!

107
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Ahhhh!

108
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Waggy, Waggy, Waggy.

109
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Bite, Bite, Bite.

110
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Bitey,
Bitey.

111
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Let's See What Else
You've Got Here.

112
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Hey, This Is Great.

113
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A Power Drill.

114
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We Could Really Scare Kids
With This.

115
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Oh, Wow!
Oh, Wow!

116
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A Real Drill!

117
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That's Not For You.

118
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The Power Drill
Is For Me.

119
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You People Are Sickos.

120
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How You Doing,
Beth?

121
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How You Doing,
Jeff?

122
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Hey, Neighbor.

123
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All Right.

124
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One Skeleton
Reporting For Duty.

125
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And A Beautiful Skeleton She Is.

126
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What's In The Bowl?

127
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Something For The Haunted House.

128
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Say What It Is.

129
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Brains.

130
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Want To Touch?

131
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Well, Brains,
My Goodness.

132
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Did You Buy These,
Or Was It A Gift?

133
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Neither.

134
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They're Really Wet Noodles.

135
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Ohhh, Wet Noodles!

136
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Ohhh!

137
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Now I Have
Something

138
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For You, Too.

139
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Try This On For Size.

140
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Prepare Yourself.

141
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( Scary Noises )

142
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Very Funny, Dr. Huxtable.

143
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Rudy's In The Basement If
You'd Like To Go Down There.

144
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Okay.

145
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Bye, Dad.

146
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Have Fun.

147
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Want To Take These Home,
Scare Your Wife?

148
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That's Great.

149
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Great.

150
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Oh, It's That
Time Of Year.

151
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I Just Need To Get
One More Thing Before I Go.

152
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Your Drill.

153
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Yeah, I'm Finally

154
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Building That Bird Feeder.

155
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You Need A Drill
For That.

156
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And I Think I Have It
In My Tool Chest.

157
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And I'm Sorry
To Have Kept It So Long.

158
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Don't Mention It,
My Dear Fellow.

159
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It's A Great Drill.

160
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Yes, It Is.

161
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Did You Like

162
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That Variable Speed Action?

163
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Fantastic.

164
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And That Non-Slip Handle?

165
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Loved It.

166
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Nice Toolbox.

167
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Yes, It Has
Three Different Trays.

168
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Fabulous.

169
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Yep.

170
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You Have A Secret Drawer There?

171
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No.

172
00:08:01,864 --> 00:08:03,064
It Isn't Here

173
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But I Think Wherever
My Last Project Was...

174
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Follow Me.

175
00:08:07,730 --> 00:08:10,697
I Was Working On Some
Stuff In The Kitchen

176
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And I Think I Left It
Under The Sink.

177
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I Bet It's
Hiding

178
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Because It Knows
I Have Work For It.

179
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This Is My Last Project Here
I Was Working On.

180
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These Brackets, Your Drill.

181
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Beautiful.

182
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Would You Like A Drink?

183
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No, Thanks.

184
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I'll Just Take My Drill
And Go.

185
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Okay, Fine.

186
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I Know That It's Here...

187
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Somewhere

188
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Because A Drill
Just Can't Walk By Itself.

189
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Well, This Particular Drill
Does Do Almost Everything.

190
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Just Look In Here.

191
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Is That It?

192
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No.

193
00:08:53,430 --> 00:08:54,730
No, That's Not It.

194
00:08:54,730 --> 00:08:56,164
What's That Over There?

195
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Darkness.

196
00:08:58,364 --> 00:08:59,797
You Don't Need Me

197
00:08:59,797 --> 00:09:01,797
Breathing Down Your Neck Here.

198
00:09:01,797 --> 00:09:04,164
I Have To Go To
The Hardware Store.

199
00:09:04,164 --> 00:09:05,864
I'll Come Back
At 5:00.

200
00:09:05,864 --> 00:09:09,764
Okay, And Then I'll Have It
Polished For You.

201
00:09:09,764 --> 00:09:10,897
Fantastic.

202
00:09:10,897 --> 00:09:12,197
Yeah, Good. Good.

203
00:09:12,197 --> 00:09:14,164
Okay, I'll Let Myself Out.

204
00:09:14,164 --> 00:09:14,830
All Right.

205
00:09:14,830 --> 00:09:15,730
See You Later.

206
00:09:15,730 --> 00:09:16,930
Waggy, Waggy.

207
00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:26,897
Okay, You Guys,
Come On.

208
00:09:26,897 --> 00:09:30,897
Remember, We Want This To
Sound Like A Haunted House.

209
00:09:30,897 --> 00:09:32,264
Okay.

210
00:09:32,264 --> 00:09:34,830
The Microphone Is Right Here.

211
00:09:37,030 --> 00:09:39,830
( Wind Whistling )

212
00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:42,297
( Wind Whistling )

213
00:09:42,297 --> 00:09:44,097
( Wicked Laughter )

214
00:09:44,097 --> 00:09:46,030
( Cackling Laughter )

215
00:09:46,030 --> 00:09:47,930
( Howling )

216
00:09:47,930 --> 00:09:49,664
( Groaning )

217
00:09:49,664 --> 00:09:51,997
( Screaming )

218
00:09:52,997 --> 00:09:54,897
That Was Pretty Good.

219
00:09:54,897 --> 00:09:57,864
Let's Do It Again And
Put Our Hearts In It.

220
00:09:57,864 --> 00:09:59,064
Okay.
Okay.

221
00:09:59,064 --> 00:10:01,064
Cliff:
You Guys
Down There?

222
00:10:01,064 --> 00:10:02,130
It's Dad.

223
00:10:02,130 --> 00:10:03,730
Let's Get Him.

224
00:10:07,164 --> 00:10:09,597
( Wind Whistling )

225
00:10:09,597 --> 00:10:11,530
( Wind Whistling )

226
00:10:11,530 --> 00:10:13,630
( Wicked Laughter )

227
00:10:13,630 --> 00:10:16,130
( Cackling Laughter )

228
00:10:16,130 --> 00:10:17,797
( Moaning )

229
00:10:17,797 --> 00:10:20,230
( Screaming )

230
00:10:20,230 --> 00:10:23,897
( Groaning )

231
00:10:27,964 --> 00:10:30,230
( Moaning )

232
00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:34,430
( Snarling )

233
00:10:40,297 --> 00:10:41,664
We Got You, Dad.

234
00:10:41,664 --> 00:10:43,030
Yes, You Got Me.

235
00:10:43,030 --> 00:10:46,697
I'm Looking For
An Old Power Drill.

236
00:10:46,697 --> 00:10:48,297
Is It Daddy's Drill?

237
00:10:48,297 --> 00:10:49,097
Yes.

238
00:10:49,097 --> 00:10:50,130
Did You Lose It?

239
00:10:50,130 --> 00:10:52,264
No, I Didn't Lose It.

240
00:10:52,264 --> 00:10:53,697
It's Just Misplaced.

241
00:10:53,697 --> 00:10:55,797
We Can
Help You Look.

242
00:10:55,797 --> 00:10:58,064
Okay, It's About
This Size, It's Grey

243
00:10:58,064 --> 00:11:00,197
And There's A Box
Of Drill Bits.

244
00:11:00,197 --> 00:11:01,197
Okay.

245
00:11:01,197 --> 00:11:02,330
Okay, Thank You.

246
00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,464
My Daddy

247
00:11:05,464 --> 00:11:07,197
Really Likes That Drill.

248
00:11:07,197 --> 00:11:09,864
He Has Every Right To.

249
00:11:09,864 --> 00:11:12,097
He Keeps It In A Special Drawer
Marked "Drill."

250
00:11:12,097 --> 00:11:14,264
That's A Very Good Idea.

251
00:11:14,264 --> 00:11:15,730
It Was My Grandpa's.

252
00:11:15,730 --> 00:11:18,697
He Gave It To My Dad
Before He Died.

253
00:11:20,497 --> 00:11:21,464
Mm-Hmm.

254
00:11:21,464 --> 00:11:23,964
I Guess The Drill Drawer

255
00:11:23,964 --> 00:11:26,030
Will Be
Empty Now.

256
00:11:27,364 --> 00:11:31,264
Yeah, Uh, Why Don't You
Go Check On Your Noodles?

257
00:11:31,264 --> 00:11:32,397
Okay.

258
00:11:32,397 --> 00:11:33,897
Dad, Look At This.

259
00:11:33,897 --> 00:11:37,630
I Found My Old
Baseball Cleats.

260
00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:41,897
I'm Happy For You, But I'd Like
You To Concentrate On The Drill.

261
00:11:41,897 --> 00:11:44,430
Okay.
Where Did You Last Use It?

262
00:11:44,430 --> 00:11:46,297
I Don't Remember.

263
00:11:46,297 --> 00:11:49,130
You Don't Remember
Using A Big Drill?

264
00:11:49,130 --> 00:11:51,464
Son, That's Not The Issue Here.

265
00:11:51,464 --> 00:11:53,830
The Issue Is Find The Drill.

266
00:11:53,830 --> 00:11:54,830
Okay.

267
00:11:54,830 --> 00:11:56,797
Thank You.

268
00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:00,897
It's Not By
The Noodles.

269
00:12:00,897 --> 00:12:02,064
Yeah, Okay.

270
00:12:02,064 --> 00:12:03,330
Dr. Huxtable?

271
00:12:03,330 --> 00:12:04,097
Yes, Ma'am.

272
00:12:04,097 --> 00:12:06,830
If You Don't Find It

273
00:12:06,830 --> 00:12:08,397
Are You
Going To Cry?

274
00:12:08,397 --> 00:12:10,097
No, No, I Won't Cry.

275
00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:11,797
I Bet My Dad Will.

276
00:12:26,897 --> 00:12:29,464
You Still Haven't Found It?

277
00:12:29,464 --> 00:12:30,464
No.

278
00:12:30,464 --> 00:12:31,730
Will You Keep Looking?

279
00:12:31,730 --> 00:12:32,764
I Am Looking.

280
00:12:32,764 --> 00:12:34,164
I'm At
That Age

281
00:12:34,164 --> 00:12:37,964
Where I'm Thinking About
The Places I've Already Looked

282
00:12:37,964 --> 00:12:40,330
Because I'm Not Going
Back There.

283
00:12:40,330 --> 00:12:42,430
Why Not?

284
00:12:42,430 --> 00:12:43,797
Because I'd Be Embarrassed

285
00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:47,730
If I Saw It Someplace
I Had Already Looked.

286
00:12:47,730 --> 00:12:49,630
I've Been Everywhere
You've Been.

287
00:12:49,630 --> 00:12:51,430
I Haven't Found It Either.

288
00:12:51,430 --> 00:12:53,464
You're At That Age, Too.

289
00:12:53,464 --> 00:12:55,130
Come And
Sit Down.

290
00:12:55,130 --> 00:12:56,930
( Doorbell )

291
00:12:56,930 --> 00:12:58,797
It's 5:00, Cliff.

292
00:12:58,797 --> 00:13:00,297
That's
Jeffrey.

293
00:13:00,297 --> 00:13:02,797
Honey, Just Tell Him
What Happened.

294
00:13:02,797 --> 00:13:05,297
So You Made A Mistake.

295
00:13:05,297 --> 00:13:07,097
Everybody
Makes Mistakes.

296
00:13:07,097 --> 00:13:08,464
He'll Understand

297
00:13:08,464 --> 00:13:12,297
Because He's Your Friend,
And He's A Nice Person

298
00:13:12,297 --> 00:13:14,964
And He
Likes You.

299
00:13:21,730 --> 00:13:24,964
Why Would A Drill Be
In My Makeup Kit?

300
00:13:24,964 --> 00:13:28,230
I Don't Know What You Use

301
00:13:28,230 --> 00:13:30,130
To Put That Stuff On.

302
00:13:43,630 --> 00:13:44,830
Hey.

303
00:13:44,830 --> 00:13:45,797
Hey.

304
00:13:45,797 --> 00:13:48,430
How Was
The Hardware Store?

305
00:13:48,430 --> 00:13:51,164
I Got Dowels And Wood Putty.

306
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:54,230
Now All I Need Is My Drill.

307
00:13:54,230 --> 00:13:55,464
Jeffrey...

308
00:13:55,464 --> 00:13:56,330
Yeah?

309
00:13:56,330 --> 00:13:57,830
I Can't Return Your Drill.

310
00:13:57,830 --> 00:13:58,830
Why Not?

311
00:13:58,830 --> 00:14:00,530
I Lost It.

312
00:14:00,530 --> 00:14:01,764
What?

313
00:14:01,764 --> 00:14:05,297
I've Looked All Over This House
Three Times.

314
00:14:05,297 --> 00:14:07,964
My Wife Looked,
The Children Looked

315
00:14:07,964 --> 00:14:09,197
Beth Looked.

316
00:14:09,197 --> 00:14:11,297
It's Gone.

317
00:14:11,297 --> 00:14:13,530
Did You Lend It To Someone?

318
00:14:13,530 --> 00:14:14,630
No, It's Just Gone.

319
00:14:14,630 --> 00:14:15,964
It's Gone?

320
00:14:15,964 --> 00:14:17,630
I'm Really Sorry.

321
00:14:17,630 --> 00:14:20,130
I Feel Terrible About It.

322
00:14:20,130 --> 00:14:22,497
I Don't Feel So Good Myself.

323
00:14:22,497 --> 00:14:24,397
I'm Going To Sit Down.

324
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,030
I'll Get Over It.

325
00:14:26,030 --> 00:14:27,897
It's Not
A Big Deal.

326
00:14:27,897 --> 00:14:29,930
It Was Just
A Drill--

327
00:14:29,930 --> 00:14:33,530
A Piece Of Metal
With A Motor In It.

328
00:14:33,530 --> 00:14:36,530
See, It Was My Father's Drill.

329
00:14:36,530 --> 00:14:40,964
It Has A Lot Of
Sentimental Value To Me.

330
00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,564
Every Time
I Used It

331
00:14:42,564 --> 00:14:45,530
It Was As If I Could Smell

332
00:14:45,530 --> 00:14:47,130
My Father's
Pipe.

333
00:14:49,664 --> 00:14:51,564
Don't Go Anywhere.

334
00:14:51,564 --> 00:14:53,897
I'll Be Right Back.

335
00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:59,830
There You Are.

336
00:14:59,830 --> 00:15:02,564
There You Are.

337
00:15:02,564 --> 00:15:03,797
That's Not My Drill.

338
00:15:03,797 --> 00:15:05,730
No, Of Course Not.

339
00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:08,097
This Is A New One.

340
00:15:08,097 --> 00:15:09,664
I Bought This.

341
00:15:09,664 --> 00:15:11,164
There You Go.

342
00:15:11,164 --> 00:15:15,764
See, I'm Just Trying
To Understand This.

343
00:15:15,764 --> 00:15:19,230
How Can You Lose
Something Like A Drill?

344
00:15:19,230 --> 00:15:21,530
It's Not Like
A Button.

345
00:15:21,530 --> 00:15:25,097
This Is A Major
Electrical Appliance.

346
00:15:26,764 --> 00:15:29,464
I Was Just Saying To Bridget:

347
00:15:29,464 --> 00:15:34,997
"If There Is One Man
Who I Can Trust With My Drill

348
00:15:34,997 --> 00:15:36,397
"It's Cliff.

349
00:15:36,397 --> 00:15:39,164
He Delivered
Our Children."

350
00:15:39,164 --> 00:15:41,197
And It Wasn't Cheap Either.

351
00:15:42,197 --> 00:15:43,197
You Know

352
00:15:43,197 --> 00:15:45,164
My Father Said To Me:

353
00:15:45,164 --> 00:15:47,864
"If You Lend Something
To Someone

354
00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:50,864
"Watch Them
While They're Using It

355
00:15:50,864 --> 00:15:53,797
And When They're Finished,
Take It Back."

356
00:15:53,797 --> 00:15:55,797
I Wish

357
00:15:55,797 --> 00:15:57,564
I'd Listened To Him.

358
00:15:58,764 --> 00:16:00,830
What Can I Say?

359
00:16:00,830 --> 00:16:03,697
I'll Never Lend You
Anything Again.

360
00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:06,397
I Understand.

361
00:16:06,397 --> 00:16:10,564
And By The Way,
Don't Lose My Daughter.

362
00:16:19,997 --> 00:16:21,697
Thank You, Clair.

363
00:16:21,697 --> 00:16:22,697
Yes?

364
00:16:22,697 --> 00:16:23,597
Uh-Huh.

365
00:16:24,930 --> 00:16:27,164
You Said He'd Understand.

366
00:16:27,164 --> 00:16:28,730
That's Right.

367
00:16:28,730 --> 00:16:30,730
I Said To The Man:

368
00:16:30,730 --> 00:16:31,730
"I Lost It.

369
00:16:31,730 --> 00:16:33,630
We Looked Three Times."

370
00:16:33,630 --> 00:16:39,197
The Man Sat There And Told Me
That I Overcharged Him

371
00:16:39,197 --> 00:16:40,697
For Delivering
His Babies.

372
00:16:40,697 --> 00:16:43,330
I Bought A Brand-New Drill

373
00:16:43,330 --> 00:16:46,064
Which Is Ten Times Better
Than His.

374
00:16:46,064 --> 00:16:50,664
That Drill I Offered Him,
Compared To His Drill...

375
00:16:50,664 --> 00:16:53,364
His Drill Is A Woodpecker.

376
00:16:53,364 --> 00:16:56,030
You Can Understand
Why He's So Angry.

377
00:16:56,030 --> 00:16:56,697
No.

378
00:16:56,697 --> 00:16:57,730
Yes, You Can.

379
00:16:57,730 --> 00:16:59,864
All I'll Say Is
"Edward Bolton."

380
00:16:59,864 --> 00:17:01,330
It's Not The Same.

381
00:17:01,330 --> 00:17:04,364
The Only Difference Is
You Lost A Drill.

382
00:17:04,364 --> 00:17:07,330
Eddie Lost Your Barbecue
On A Camping Trip.

383
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:12,164
And That Barbecue
Was Very, Very Special.

384
00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:16,864
It Was So Old
You Had To Line It With Foil

385
00:17:16,864 --> 00:17:19,430
To Keep The Coals
From Falling Out.

386
00:17:19,430 --> 00:17:22,430
When He Bought You
A New Barbecue--

387
00:17:22,430 --> 00:17:23,797
Complete With Rotisserie--

388
00:17:23,797 --> 00:17:27,097
You Opened The Front Door
And Threw It Out.

389
00:17:27,097 --> 00:17:31,097
That Was The Saddest Display
I've Ever Seen.

390
00:17:31,097 --> 00:17:36,064
It Would Have Gone Farther If
I Hadn't Hit My Car With It.

391
00:17:36,064 --> 00:17:39,097
But You Know,
You're Not Perfect.

392
00:17:39,097 --> 00:17:40,597
Excuse Me?

393
00:17:40,597 --> 00:17:43,630
Ladies And Gentlemen
Of The Jury

394
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:47,564
I Ask You To Look At My Wife

395
00:17:47,564 --> 00:17:50,564
And Ask Her
About Judith Harwood.

396
00:17:50,564 --> 00:17:52,064
Waah!

397
00:17:53,430 --> 00:17:56,464
My Wife And Judith Harwood
Were Like This.

398
00:17:56,464 --> 00:17:58,464
All Day On The Phone...

399
00:17:58,464 --> 00:17:59,497
"And Dear..."

400
00:17:59,497 --> 00:18:00,630
"I'll Be There..."

401
00:18:00,630 --> 00:18:02,864
That's How Tight
They Were.

402
00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:05,564
One Day, Judith Got The Flu.

403
00:18:05,564 --> 00:18:10,530
My Wife Rushed Downstairs
And Cooked A Meal For Her

404
00:18:10,530 --> 00:18:14,530
And Put The Food
Into These Plastic Containers

405
00:18:14,530 --> 00:18:18,697
Which Must Cost All Of $4.13...

406
00:18:19,964 --> 00:18:23,230
...And For The Next Six Months

407
00:18:23,230 --> 00:18:24,930
Harassed Judith

408
00:18:24,930 --> 00:18:29,864
Until Judith Had To
Go See A Psychiatrist.

409
00:18:31,097 --> 00:18:32,530
And Finally

410
00:18:32,530 --> 00:18:38,264
Judith Sent Over New Plastic
Containers Worth About $37.

411
00:18:38,264 --> 00:18:43,297
My Wife Took The Containers,
Put Them In The Driveway

412
00:18:43,297 --> 00:18:45,930
Backed The Car Up

413
00:18:45,930 --> 00:18:47,397
Rolled
Over Them

414
00:18:47,397 --> 00:18:48,530
Went Forward

415
00:18:48,530 --> 00:18:50,430
Rolled Over Them Forward

416
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,897
Then Put Them In A Box

417
00:18:52,897 --> 00:18:56,197
And Sent Them Back
To Judith Harwood.

418
00:18:56,197 --> 00:18:59,197
Ladies And Gentlemen,
I Ask You

419
00:18:59,197 --> 00:19:02,130
Is This Woman Guilty?

420
00:19:02,130 --> 00:19:04,930
Yes, I'm Guilty.

421
00:19:04,930 --> 00:19:05,830
Hah!

422
00:19:05,830 --> 00:19:07,430
Your Friendship With Jeffrey

423
00:19:07,430 --> 00:19:09,364
Shouldn't End Over This.

424
00:19:09,364 --> 00:19:11,364
You Should Wait Until Christmas

425
00:19:11,364 --> 00:19:14,830
And Buy Him A New Drill
As A Gift.

426
00:19:14,830 --> 00:19:16,330
Christmas... Christmas...

427
00:19:16,330 --> 00:19:17,530
That's It.

428
00:19:17,530 --> 00:19:18,864
That's It!

429
00:19:18,864 --> 00:19:21,330
What Is Wrong With You?

430
00:19:21,330 --> 00:19:22,497
Cliff!

431
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:25,264
Cliff...

432
00:19:26,764 --> 00:19:31,064
Ba-Da-Ta-Dah!

433
00:19:31,064 --> 00:19:36,064
Rrrrrrr...
Pa-Banggg!

434
00:19:38,964 --> 00:19:40,664
Now..!

435
00:19:40,664 --> 00:19:42,430
Now...
Jeffrey's Drill.

436
00:19:42,430 --> 00:19:43,830
That Is Correct.

437
00:19:43,830 --> 00:19:45,364
You Said, "Christmas."

438
00:19:45,364 --> 00:19:49,697
I Hid This From The Children
So They Wouldn't Fool With It.

439
00:19:49,697 --> 00:19:52,897
Knowing How They Hate To
Put Up Christmas Lights

440
00:19:52,897 --> 00:19:54,664
I Wrote
"Christmas Lights"

441
00:19:54,664 --> 00:19:57,464
On It So It
Would Repel.

442
00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:58,664
They'd Be Gone.

443
00:19:58,664 --> 00:20:00,930
So, Now
I've Got It.

444
00:20:00,930 --> 00:20:04,430
I'm So Smart,
I'm Smarter Than Me.

445
00:20:04,430 --> 00:20:07,197
Yes, You Are,
And I'm Happy For You.

446
00:20:07,197 --> 00:20:08,330
Thank You.

447
00:20:08,330 --> 00:20:10,664
There's A Lesson
To Be Learned Here.

448
00:20:10,664 --> 00:20:11,930
Oh, Lord.

449
00:20:11,930 --> 00:20:14,730
"There's A Lesson
To Be Learned Here."

450
00:20:14,730 --> 00:20:17,630
When You Hide Things
From Other People

451
00:20:17,630 --> 00:20:20,630
You Are Really Hiding It
From Yourself

452
00:20:20,630 --> 00:20:24,464
Because At Your Age,
Your Memory Can't Take It.

453
00:20:26,430 --> 00:20:27,430
( Knocking )

454
00:20:27,430 --> 00:20:28,397
Come In.

455
00:20:29,397 --> 00:20:30,997
Pedro.

456
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:34,597
You've Come For
The Haunted House.

457
00:20:34,597 --> 00:20:35,564
Yes.

458
00:20:35,564 --> 00:20:36,597
This Way.

459
00:20:36,597 --> 00:20:39,464
Have A Good Time,
Peter.

460
00:20:39,464 --> 00:20:40,797
Entrez-Vous.

461
00:20:40,797 --> 00:20:42,130
Au Revoir.

462
00:20:42,130 --> 00:20:43,130
Clair.

463
00:20:43,130 --> 00:20:45,364
Yes?

464
00:20:45,364 --> 00:20:47,530
There's A Man On This Block

465
00:20:47,530 --> 00:20:50,964
Who's Been Suffering
A Long Time Because Of A Loss.

466
00:20:50,964 --> 00:20:53,997
I'm Going To
Relieve That Suffering Now.

467
00:20:53,997 --> 00:20:57,330
( Scary Noises )