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Pardon Me, Ma'am,
Have You Seen My Daughter?

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Where Did You Get That?

3
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What?

4
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You Couldn't Wait

5
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To Get Denise's Wigs
From Her Closet.

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You Love It Now That
She's Away At College.

7
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Yeah.

8
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So What's So Funny?

9
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Tommy Turtle.

10
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He's Hilarious.

11
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Oh, Really?

12
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What's So Hilarious?

13
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He Lives In A Swamp.

14
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Ah, Yeah, Well...

15
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He Was Having A Picnic,
And Got Stuck In The Mud.

16
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Well, That Is Funny.

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That's Not The Funny Part.

18
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Oh, I'm Sorry.

19
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Alan The Alligator
Steps On His Head.

20
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That Is Funny.

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That's Not
The Funny Part, Either.

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I'm Sorry. It Isn't?

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The Funny Part Is
Tommy Turtle Says:

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"Hey, You, I Could Have
Done That Myself."

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( Ring )

26
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( Ring )

27
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Huxtable Residence.

28
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Yes, Mrs. Gregory.

29
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How Far Apart Are They?

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Okay, I'm On My Way Over.

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All Right. Bye-Bye.

32
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♪ On My Way To The Hospital ♪

33
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Have A Good Baby.

34
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Get It?

35
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Who Made That Up?

36
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I Made It Up.

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Oh.

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♪ Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha ♪

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I'm On My Way
To The Hospital.

40
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All Right, Dad.

41
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Watch Rudy

42
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Until Your Mom Comes Back
From The Community Center.

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Okay.

44
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What Are You Doing?

45
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Getting Loose Change
From The Couch.

46
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Really? Any Luck?

47
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So Far, I Got $1.63.

48
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Good. When You Finish,
Put It On My Dresser.

49
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But Dad, I Found The Change.

50
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That's The Couch
Where I Take Naps.

51
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It's My Change.

52
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I Take Naps On The Couch, Too.

53
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You Never Have Money
In Your Pocket.

54
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Now I Have $1.63.

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( Doorbell )

56
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Hi, Dr. Huxtable.

57
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Hello, Janet.

58
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This Is My Friend
Althea Logan.

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Pleased To Meet You.

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I'm On My Way To The Hospital.

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"Althea" Later.

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Get It?

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Tommy Turtle
Made That Up.

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I'll Thee-Ya.

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Hi, Theo.

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Hi.

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This Is
Althea Logan.

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Hello.

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Hi.

70
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Is Vanessa In Her Room?

71
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Yeah.

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Come On, Althea.

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You Were Right, Janet.
He Is Cute.

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Okay, Very Good.

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Thank You, Nancy.

76
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You're Welcome,
Doctor.

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This Is A Real Hospital
Because Dr. Eckert--

78
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My Favorite Resident--
Is On Board.

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Hello, Dr. Huxtable.

80
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How Are You?

81
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I'm Okay.

82
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Mrs. Gregory Was Admitted
At 10:05.

83
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She's In Birthing Room #1.

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I Checked Her.

85
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She's Seven Centimeters
Dilated.

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The Vertex Is
At Station Minus Two.

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You See, You're A Gentleman
Who's Still Writing Things Down.

88
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You're On The Case.

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I Plan To Continue Writing
The Rest Of My Life.

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That's My Job.

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What Color Was
Her Overnight Bag?

92
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I Don't Know.

93
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You Call Yourself
A Doctor?

94
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You Better Get It
Together, Son.

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Right, Sir.

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Let's Go.

97
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I Think It
Was Green.

98
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No, It Doesn't
Count Now.

99
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Hi, Karen, How Are You?

100
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Not As Well As I Will Be
This Time Tomorrow.

101
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I'd Like You To Meet
My Father, Clayton Lee.

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Hi, Mr. Lee.

103
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Hello.

104
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Hello.

105
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Mr. Lee, Are You
Going To Be All Right?

106
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No, I'm Miserable.

107
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My Father's Unhappy About
Being Here For The Delivery.

108
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I Wouldn't Be Here

109
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If Her Husband Hadn't
Gotten Stationed In Iceland.

110
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I've Never Had
A Baby Before.

111
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My Wife And I
Have Three Children

112
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But They Didn't Let Men
In The Delivery Room.

113
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Those Were The Good Old Days.

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Dad, Don't Worry.

115
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I'll Be Right Here Next To
You Through The Whole Thing.

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I Appreciate The Support.

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( Breathing Deeply )

118
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Pardon Me.

119
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Oh!

120
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There She Goes.

121
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In, Out...

122
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That Keeps Happening.

123
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It's Going To, Sir, Or Else
The Baby Won't Be Born.

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When Will That Be?

125
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Two To Four Hours.

126
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So Soon?

127
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Yeah.

128
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( Breathing Deeply )

129
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Are You All Right?

130
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I'm Fine,
But This Room Is Stuffy.

131
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You're
Hyperventilating.

132
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Is That Bad?

133
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It's Bad If You Do It
During Delivery.

134
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We're Going To Take Your Pulse
And Your Blood Pressure.

135
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I Didn't Bring My Checkbook.

136
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Don't Worry About It.

137
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This Is On Dr. Eckert.

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Take Him Outside.

139
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You'll Be Fine.

140
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I'll Be Back.

141
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Don't Start Without Me.

142
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Brian's Moving?

143
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That's What
I Heard.

144
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Now He Can't See My New Look.

145
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What New Look?

146
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The One Althea Designed.

147
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It Took Me A Whole Week.

148
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I Read A Lot Of Magazines.

149
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Here's The Hair.

150
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Oh, Great Hair.

151
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And Look At This Dress.

152
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Fabulous.

153
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Check Out These Shoes.

154
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This Is An Ad
For Dishwashing Detergent.

155
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But Look At The Shoes
The Model's Wearing.

156
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Oh, They'll Go Perfect
With The Hair And The Dress.

157
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I Know.

158
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I'm Going To Be A Fashion
Consultant When I Grow Up.

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What Are You Doing?

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Smoking A Cigarette.
You Want One?

161
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No.

162
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Janet?

163
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No, Thanks.

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Okay.

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Althea, I
Don't Think

166
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You Should Smoke In Here.

167
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Why Not?

168
00:07:05,130 --> 00:07:06,897
My Parents Won't Like It.

169
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They're Not Here.

170
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My Older Brother Is.

171
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Don't Worry.

172
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He'll Never Know.

173
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What's That?

174
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A Smoke Eater.

175
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It Absorbs Smoke.

176
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What The Smoke Eater
Doesn't Get, This Will.

177
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Eww.

178
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How Long Have You Been Smoking?

179
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A Few Days.

180
00:07:23,264 --> 00:07:26,830
I Can't Inhale, But I Love
How It Makes Me Look.

181
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You Really Don't
Look That Different.

182
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Well, I Feel Different.

183
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Althea

184
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Don't Light That.
Why Not?

185
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I Don't Want You
Smoking In Here.

186
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You're Infringing On My Right
Not To Get In Trouble.

187
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What?

188
00:07:41,464 --> 00:07:46,130
I Have A Right To Be In
My House And Not Be In Trouble.

189
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I Wouldn't Cause Trouble
At Your House.

190
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Don't Worry,
I Won't Cause Trouble.

191
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Nobody Will Know.

192
00:07:51,630 --> 00:07:52,997
Are You Sure?

193
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I'll Just Take A Couple Of Puffs
And Then Put It Out.

194
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They Have To Be
Tiny, Tiny Puffs

195
00:07:59,164 --> 00:08:02,530
And You Have To Blow The
Smoke Directly Into Here

196
00:08:02,530 --> 00:08:04,264
And Spray
Immediately Afterwards.

197
00:08:05,264 --> 00:08:06,897
Dr. Huxtable?

198
00:08:08,097 --> 00:08:10,564
You Wouldn't Believe The
Patient Who Just Arrived.

199
00:08:10,564 --> 00:08:14,130
I Had Trouble Getting Her
Into The Birthing Room.

200
00:08:14,130 --> 00:08:17,830
She Insisted On Handing Out
Gifts To All Of The Staff.

201
00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:19,630
This One's For You.

202
00:08:19,630 --> 00:08:21,764
Mmm, Banana Bread.

203
00:08:21,764 --> 00:08:24,064
Mr. And Mrs. Schrader.

204
00:08:24,064 --> 00:08:26,530
Right.

205
00:08:26,530 --> 00:08:27,964
They Seem To Be Friends
With The Whole Staff.

206
00:08:27,964 --> 00:08:29,864
If You Come Here Eight Times

207
00:08:29,864 --> 00:08:32,564
You Would Have
A Lot Of Friends.

208
00:08:32,564 --> 00:08:35,097
She Has Eight
Children?

209
00:08:35,097 --> 00:08:37,764
Nine. Last Time,
She Had Twins.

210
00:08:37,764 --> 00:08:40,364
This Is A Fun Couple.
Come On.

211
00:08:41,364 --> 00:08:43,897
Three Of Diamonds.
You Need It?

212
00:08:43,897 --> 00:08:45,264
Yeah.

213
00:08:45,264 --> 00:08:47,097
Mmm...

214
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Right On Schedule.

215
00:08:53,164 --> 00:08:54,930
Camp Schrader.

216
00:08:54,930 --> 00:08:55,930
Hi, Doctor.

217
00:08:55,930 --> 00:08:57,264
Every Five
Minutes.

218
00:08:57,264 --> 00:08:58,630
Mm-Hmm.

219
00:09:00,330 --> 00:09:02,530
Be Right With You,
Dr. Huxtable.

220
00:09:02,530 --> 00:09:03,597
That's
All Right.

221
00:09:03,597 --> 00:09:05,264
Which One Should I Discard?

222
00:09:05,264 --> 00:09:08,097
That One.

223
00:09:08,097 --> 00:09:09,764
Why Didn't You Call Me?

224
00:09:09,764 --> 00:09:13,330
We Called Your House, But Rudy
Said You Were Already Here.

225
00:09:13,330 --> 00:09:15,764
I Like That New Lobby Furniture.

226
00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:17,097
We Change The Furniture

227
00:09:17,097 --> 00:09:19,997
To Keep Our Regular Customers
From Getting Bored.

228
00:09:21,630 --> 00:09:22,797
Every Five Minutes?

229
00:09:22,797 --> 00:09:25,064
We've Got Plenty Of Time,
Dr. Huxtable.

230
00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:26,697
Sit Down,
Have Some Banana Bread.

231
00:09:26,697 --> 00:09:28,197
Thank You Very Much.

232
00:09:28,197 --> 00:09:30,897
Nancy, Will You Check
On Mrs. Gregory, Please?

233
00:09:30,897 --> 00:09:31,930
Certainly,
Dr. Huxtable.

234
00:09:31,930 --> 00:09:33,930
I'll Check On
Her Father Soon.

235
00:09:33,930 --> 00:09:35,530
Very Good, Dr. Eckert.

236
00:09:36,930 --> 00:09:38,164
I Like Her.

237
00:09:38,164 --> 00:09:39,630
Yeah, She's A Good Nurse.

238
00:09:39,630 --> 00:09:41,697
Dr. Eckert Likes Her, Too.

239
00:09:41,697 --> 00:09:43,097
Oh, Really?

240
00:09:43,097 --> 00:09:45,197
Is That True, Dr. Eckert?

241
00:09:45,197 --> 00:09:46,897
Well, She's Very Efficient.

242
00:09:46,897 --> 00:09:47,864
Good Answer.

243
00:09:49,997 --> 00:09:52,464
I Have Good Instincts
About These Things.

244
00:09:52,464 --> 00:09:54,430
Pay Attention To Her Instincts--

245
00:09:54,430 --> 00:09:55,564
Nine Children.

246
00:09:55,564 --> 00:09:58,364
Maybe We Shouldn't
Be Discussing This.

247
00:09:58,364 --> 00:10:00,630
I Agree.

248
00:10:00,630 --> 00:10:01,697
Stop Picking On
Dr. Eckert, Okay?

249
00:10:01,697 --> 00:10:03,030
Everybody
Agree On That?

250
00:10:03,030 --> 00:10:04,297
Okay.

251
00:10:04,297 --> 00:10:07,264
When You Going
To Ask Her Out?

252
00:10:07,264 --> 00:10:08,697
I'm Not!

253
00:10:08,697 --> 00:10:11,964
Dr. Huxtable, Aren't You
Covering For Dr. Burshette?

254
00:10:11,964 --> 00:10:13,097
Sure.

255
00:10:13,097 --> 00:10:14,564
You Have Another Patient.

256
00:10:14,564 --> 00:10:15,364
Okay.

257
00:10:15,364 --> 00:10:17,797
Birthing Room #3.

258
00:10:17,797 --> 00:10:18,930
You Have Three Patients Delivering At The Same Time?

259
00:10:18,930 --> 00:10:20,264
Sure, I Can Handle That.

260
00:10:20,264 --> 00:10:23,697
If You Get Too Busy,
We'll Do This One Ourselves.

261
00:10:23,697 --> 00:10:24,797
All Right.

262
00:10:24,797 --> 00:10:27,697
Just Make Sure
You Send Me The Check.

263
00:10:40,363 --> 00:10:43,297
Hi. Mr. And Mrs. Mira?

264
00:10:43,297 --> 00:10:45,663
Si.

265
00:10:45,663 --> 00:10:46,697
I'm Dr. Huxtable.
This Is Dr. Eckert.

266
00:10:46,697 --> 00:10:49,130
I'm Filling In
For Dr. Burshette.

267
00:10:49,130 --> 00:10:50,363
Como?

268
00:10:50,363 --> 00:10:52,363
Perdone Nosotros
No Hablamos Ingles.

269
00:10:52,363 --> 00:10:54,063
Dr. Huxtable, I Speak Spanish.

270
00:10:54,063 --> 00:10:55,097
Then Hit It.

271
00:10:55,097 --> 00:10:57,097
Buenos Dias.

272
00:10:57,097 --> 00:10:58,363
'Buenos Dias.'

273
00:10:58,363 --> 00:11:00,797
I Could Have Said That.

274
00:11:00,797 --> 00:11:03,430
Yo Soy Es El Doctor Eckert.

275
00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:04,863
De Donde Son Ustedes?

276
00:11:04,863 --> 00:11:06,130
De Venezuela.

277
00:11:06,130 --> 00:11:08,063
Yo Tuve Que Venir
A Los Estados Unidos

278
00:11:08,063 --> 00:11:09,163
Por Negocios.

279
00:11:09,163 --> 00:11:11,030
Si, Ya Tenemos
Aca Dos Meses.

280
00:11:11,030 --> 00:11:12,430
They're From Venezuela.

281
00:11:12,430 --> 00:11:15,197
They've Been Here About
Two Months On Business.

282
00:11:15,197 --> 00:11:18,097
Este Es El Doctor Huxtable,
El Hombre Que La Atendera.

283
00:11:18,097 --> 00:11:19,197
Bueno.

284
00:11:19,197 --> 00:11:20,830
I Told Them
You're Their Doctor.

285
00:11:20,830 --> 00:11:22,763
Tell Them I'm A Good Doctor.

286
00:11:22,763 --> 00:11:25,530
El Doctor Huxtable
Un Doctor Bueno.

287
00:11:25,530 --> 00:11:26,730
No, Muy.

288
00:11:26,730 --> 00:11:28,163
Muy Bueno.

289
00:11:28,163 --> 00:11:30,697
Tell Them
I'm Better Than You.

290
00:11:30,697 --> 00:11:32,330
El Doctor...

291
00:11:33,997 --> 00:11:37,330
El Doctor Burshette
Ha Dicho Muchas Cosas
Buenas Acerca De El.

292
00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:40,030
Dr. Burshette Told Them
Good Things About You.

293
00:11:40,030 --> 00:11:41,030
That's Right.

294
00:11:41,030 --> 00:11:42,697
Okay, Um...

295
00:11:42,697 --> 00:11:44,030
How...

296
00:11:44,030 --> 00:11:46,030
How Far Apart

297
00:11:46,030 --> 00:11:48,130
Are The... Things?

298
00:11:48,130 --> 00:11:49,197
You Know

299
00:11:49,197 --> 00:11:51,030
The Things.

300
00:11:51,030 --> 00:11:53,030
Tiempo...

301
00:11:53,030 --> 00:11:54,697
Mal...

302
00:11:54,697 --> 00:11:55,830
Oww!?

303
00:11:56,830 --> 00:11:58,163
Contracciones.

304
00:11:58,163 --> 00:11:59,530
Contracciones!

305
00:11:59,530 --> 00:12:01,763
There You Go.
Contracciones.

306
00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:02,930
Seis Minutos.

307
00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:03,930
Seis Minutos.

308
00:12:03,930 --> 00:12:05,097
Six Minutes.

309
00:12:05,097 --> 00:12:07,697
Just Tell Them
Welcome To America.

310
00:12:07,697 --> 00:12:10,097
Their Next Family Member
Will Be A Citizen.

311
00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:12,330
El Doctor Huxtable
Dice Que Hoy

312
00:12:12,330 --> 00:12:15,430
Un Miembro De Su Familia
Sera Un Americano.

313
00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:16,630
Si, Gracias.

314
00:12:16,630 --> 00:12:18,430
All Right,
Bye-Bye.

315
00:12:18,430 --> 00:12:20,363
Muchas Gracias.
Yes, Yes.

316
00:12:20,363 --> 00:12:24,130
She Looks So Much Better
In Long Skirts.

317
00:12:24,130 --> 00:12:26,363
Althea, That's Your
Second Cigarette.

318
00:12:26,363 --> 00:12:27,530
No More.

319
00:12:27,530 --> 00:12:29,263
I Wasn't Going To
Have Any More, Anyway.

320
00:12:29,263 --> 00:12:30,863
Vanessa, I Wouldn't Worry.

321
00:12:30,863 --> 00:12:32,230
I Can Hardly Smell It.

322
00:12:32,230 --> 00:12:34,697
Theo:
What's Going On In There?

323
00:12:34,697 --> 00:12:35,830
Nothing!

324
00:12:35,830 --> 00:12:37,697
Why Do I Smell
Cigarette Smoke?

325
00:12:37,697 --> 00:12:38,697
Let Me In.

326
00:12:38,697 --> 00:12:39,763
Just A Second.

327
00:12:39,763 --> 00:12:41,030
( Whispering: )
I Knew It!

328
00:12:41,030 --> 00:12:42,697
This Will Fix It.

329
00:12:42,697 --> 00:12:44,697
Dad Left Me In Charge.

330
00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:46,030
I Am The Law.

331
00:12:46,030 --> 00:12:47,697
Hold On.
I'm Coming!

332
00:12:47,697 --> 00:12:49,363
You Have Five Seconds.

333
00:12:49,363 --> 00:12:51,030
Thousand-One,
Thousand-Two...

334
00:12:51,030 --> 00:12:53,030
I Smell Smoke
In My Sweater.

335
00:12:53,030 --> 00:12:55,363
( Coughing )

336
00:12:55,363 --> 00:12:56,697
Open The Door!

337
00:12:56,697 --> 00:12:58,030
Okay, I Will.

338
00:12:58,030 --> 00:13:00,830
Thousand-Four,
Thousand-Five.

339
00:13:00,830 --> 00:13:05,030
Ooh, Using That Spray
Doesn't Hide Anything.

340
00:13:05,030 --> 00:13:06,363
Theo, It Wasn't Me.

341
00:13:06,363 --> 00:13:10,430
Look, I Don't Care
Who Was Doing The Smoking.

342
00:13:10,430 --> 00:13:14,097
Just Please, Please,
Don't Do It In Here!

343
00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:17,130
It's Going To Cause
Major Problems.

344
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,230
How Would You Know?

345
00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:20,163
Dad Caught Me
And Cockroach Smoking

346
00:13:20,163 --> 00:13:21,497
In My Room Once.

347
00:13:21,497 --> 00:13:24,597
He Yelled So Loud,
I Still Have Cracks In My Walls.

348
00:13:24,597 --> 00:13:26,230
If You Love Me, You'll Stop.

349
00:13:26,230 --> 00:13:28,263
Okay, Althea?

350
00:13:28,263 --> 00:13:30,030
What's Going On In Here?

351
00:13:30,030 --> 00:13:30,997
Nothing,
Rudy.

352
00:13:30,997 --> 00:13:33,163
Vanessa, Have You Been Smoking?

353
00:13:33,163 --> 00:13:35,430
No. Can You Smell
Cigarette Smoke?

354
00:13:35,430 --> 00:13:36,763
All The Way Downstairs.

355
00:13:36,763 --> 00:13:38,530
This Is All
Your Fault.

356
00:13:38,530 --> 00:13:40,430
You Just Had To Smoke.

357
00:13:40,430 --> 00:13:42,097
Cigarettes Aren't Good For You.

358
00:13:42,097 --> 00:13:43,897
They Make Your Breath Stink...

359
00:13:45,830 --> 00:13:47,363
Your Lungs Dirty

360
00:13:47,363 --> 00:13:48,997
And Then You Die.

361
00:13:50,963 --> 00:13:53,797
Rudy, I Think
She Gets The Message.

362
00:13:53,797 --> 00:13:54,797
Come On.

363
00:13:54,797 --> 00:13:57,463
None Of My Friends Smoke.

364
00:14:06,863 --> 00:14:08,197
Hi, Mr. Lee.

365
00:14:08,197 --> 00:14:09,297
Is It Time?
No, No, No.

366
00:14:09,297 --> 00:14:11,397
I Was Just Saying Hi.

367
00:14:11,397 --> 00:14:13,097
Oh, Hi.

368
00:14:13,097 --> 00:14:14,163
Hi.

369
00:14:14,163 --> 00:14:16,730
I'm Waiting Out Here
For A While.

370
00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:18,530
Are You Okay?

371
00:14:18,530 --> 00:14:19,463
Oh, Sure.

372
00:14:19,463 --> 00:14:21,163
Well, Your Daughter Said To Me

373
00:14:21,163 --> 00:14:25,930
If You Don't Feel Like It,
It's All Right.

374
00:14:25,930 --> 00:14:28,130
I Want To Be In There!

375
00:14:28,130 --> 00:14:29,797
You're Sure?
Yes.

376
00:14:29,797 --> 00:14:30,963
You're Okay?

377
00:14:30,963 --> 00:14:33,930
If She Asked,
I'd Have The Baby For Her.

378
00:14:33,930 --> 00:14:36,463
You'll Need A Different
Doctor For That.

379
00:14:37,997 --> 00:14:39,663
Hey, Teatime.

380
00:14:39,663 --> 00:14:40,997
Yeah.

381
00:14:40,997 --> 00:14:43,330
I Hope You Like
Cinnamon Delight.

382
00:14:43,330 --> 00:14:45,330
I Hate Cinnamon Delight.

383
00:14:45,330 --> 00:14:46,830
I Also Have Snappy Apple.

384
00:14:46,830 --> 00:14:48,663
Just Bring Me Warm Water.

385
00:14:48,663 --> 00:14:50,263
Any Updates?

386
00:14:50,263 --> 00:14:51,497
I Checked Everybody.

387
00:14:51,497 --> 00:14:53,163
Mrs. Schrader Will Go First.

388
00:14:53,163 --> 00:14:54,797
No Way, Dr. Huxtable.

389
00:14:54,797 --> 00:14:56,463
Mrs. Gregory's Fully Dilated.

390
00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:58,463
The Station Is Plus One.

391
00:14:58,463 --> 00:14:59,963
I Hate To Contradict

392
00:14:59,963 --> 00:15:02,497
But She's Going
To Go First.

393
00:15:02,497 --> 00:15:04,697
Mrs. Schrader's
Been Here Eight Times.

394
00:15:04,697 --> 00:15:07,230
When Schrader Babies
See Daylight, They Run.

395
00:15:08,363 --> 00:15:11,030
It's Your Experience
Against My Data?

396
00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:15,997
Excuse Me, Dr. Huxtable,
I Think Room Number...

397
00:15:15,997 --> 00:15:18,330
Ah! Wait One Second.

398
00:15:18,330 --> 00:15:19,997
Is It Mrs. Schrader?

399
00:15:19,997 --> 00:15:21,063
Yes.

400
00:15:22,597 --> 00:15:23,763
( Whistling )

401
00:15:23,763 --> 00:15:25,563
I'll Be Right There.

402
00:15:25,563 --> 00:15:28,263
Okay. Will You
Be Assisting, Dr. Eckert?

403
00:15:28,263 --> 00:15:29,497
Yes, Nance.

404
00:15:29,497 --> 00:15:31,663
Uh, Doctor Eckert...

405
00:15:32,663 --> 00:15:34,230
You Just Called Her "Nance."

406
00:15:34,230 --> 00:15:35,297
No, I Didn't.

407
00:15:35,297 --> 00:15:36,597
What Did He Say?

408
00:15:36,597 --> 00:15:39,797
Nance, But I Don't Think
He Meant Anything By It.

409
00:15:39,797 --> 00:15:42,197
I Didn't Mean
Anything By It.

410
00:15:42,197 --> 00:15:45,530
I'm Not The One Who
Said It, You Are.

411
00:15:45,530 --> 00:15:48,597
Mrs. Schrader's The One
Who Started It.

412
00:15:55,230 --> 00:15:56,597
Hi, Dad.

413
00:15:56,597 --> 00:15:57,997
Hey, Hi.

414
00:15:57,997 --> 00:15:59,230
How Did Things Go?

415
00:15:59,230 --> 00:16:00,930
Everything Went Just Fine.

416
00:16:00,930 --> 00:16:03,997
Brought Back Some Banana Bread,
Delivered Three Babies.

417
00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:05,730
Want To Know
How Things Went Here?

418
00:16:06,763 --> 00:16:09,463
Well, How Did Things
Go At Home?

419
00:16:09,463 --> 00:16:11,730
Something Happened
While You Were Gone.

420
00:16:11,730 --> 00:16:13,230
What?

421
00:16:13,230 --> 00:16:17,130
Dad, I Tried To Stop It,
But I Couldn't.

422
00:16:17,130 --> 00:16:18,030
What Happened?

423
00:16:18,030 --> 00:16:19,863
Althea Smoked In My Room.

424
00:16:19,863 --> 00:16:21,130
Smoked What?

425
00:16:21,130 --> 00:16:22,497
Two Cigarettes.

426
00:16:22,497 --> 00:16:24,463
The Kind You Buy In Stores?

427
00:16:24,463 --> 00:16:25,930
Yeah.

428
00:16:25,930 --> 00:16:28,297
Did You Smoke Any Of Them?

429
00:16:28,297 --> 00:16:30,797
No. I Said To Stop,
But She Wouldn't.

430
00:16:31,797 --> 00:16:33,230
Okay.

431
00:16:33,230 --> 00:16:34,497
"Okay"?!

432
00:16:34,497 --> 00:16:37,030
That's All You're Going To Say?

433
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,397
Yeah.

434
00:16:38,397 --> 00:16:39,797
Come Here.

435
00:16:41,763 --> 00:16:44,363
Come Here.

436
00:16:44,363 --> 00:16:46,230
Listen...

437
00:16:46,230 --> 00:16:48,397
You're 13.

438
00:16:48,397 --> 00:16:49,863
Thirteen.

439
00:16:49,863 --> 00:16:52,197
You Got A Lot Of Things.

440
00:16:52,197 --> 00:16:54,797
You Got Cigarettes,
You Got Drugs.

441
00:16:54,797 --> 00:16:57,130
You Got
What Lipstick To Wear.

442
00:16:57,130 --> 00:16:58,530
You Got Boys.

443
00:16:58,530 --> 00:17:02,530
You Got To Make Up
Your Mind About
Peer Pressure--

444
00:17:02,530 --> 00:17:04,463
Good And Bad.

445
00:17:04,463 --> 00:17:09,697
And Listen--
Sometimes You May
Not Know What To Do.

446
00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:12,663
You're Not Mad?

447
00:17:12,663 --> 00:17:13,530
No.

448
00:17:13,530 --> 00:17:14,730
Theo Said

449
00:17:14,730 --> 00:17:16,897
When You Caught
Him And Cockroach Smoking

450
00:17:16,897 --> 00:17:18,930
You Yelled So Loud,
The Walls Cracked.

451
00:17:18,930 --> 00:17:21,930
Yes, Because Those Two Fools
Were Upstairs Smoking.

452
00:17:21,930 --> 00:17:23,930
I Knocked On The Door

453
00:17:23,930 --> 00:17:26,730
And I Don't Know
What They Were Thinking--

454
00:17:26,730 --> 00:17:28,930
"Just A Minute! Just A Minute!"

455
00:17:28,930 --> 00:17:31,863
I Hear All This
And Open The Door.

456
00:17:31,863 --> 00:17:34,063
There's Thick Smoke
In The Room.

457
00:17:34,063 --> 00:17:36,563
They Put
The Cigarettes
Under The Bed.

458
00:17:36,563 --> 00:17:38,497
The Cigarettes
Are Still Burning.

459
00:17:38,497 --> 00:17:39,797
Smoke's Coming Out.

460
00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:42,397
They're Sitting Like,
"How You Doing, Dad?"

461
00:17:42,397 --> 00:17:43,730
"Hi, Dr. Huxtable."

462
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,563
I Asked
A Dumb Question.

463
00:17:45,563 --> 00:17:47,830
I Said, "Have You Been Smoking?"

464
00:17:47,830 --> 00:17:49,130
"No! No!"

465
00:17:49,130 --> 00:17:51,130
Smoke Coming Out Their Mouths.

466
00:17:51,130 --> 00:17:54,263
I Said, "What Is That
On Your Breath?"

467
00:17:54,263 --> 00:17:56,797
"We've Been Eating
Really Strong Beef Jerky."

468
00:17:59,430 --> 00:18:00,797
They're Lucky

469
00:18:00,797 --> 00:18:04,197
I Didn't Crack More Than
Just The Walls Yelling.

470
00:18:05,363 --> 00:18:07,030
Dad, Thanks For Understanding.

471
00:18:07,030 --> 00:18:11,263
As Long As You Understand
That With This Family

472
00:18:11,263 --> 00:18:13,530
Your Honesty Is Important

473
00:18:13,530 --> 00:18:16,297
Your Love Is Important

474
00:18:16,297 --> 00:18:19,197
And While You're Thirteen...

475
00:18:19,197 --> 00:18:22,430
You'll Be A Pain In The Behind.

476
00:18:34,097 --> 00:18:35,497
Clair.

477
00:18:35,497 --> 00:18:37,330
Hi, Cliff.

478
00:18:37,330 --> 00:18:39,397
It's 2:00 In The Morning.

479
00:18:39,397 --> 00:18:40,897
I Know.

480
00:18:40,897 --> 00:18:42,330
Why Are You Up?

481
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:45,730
I Couldn't Sleep
And Decided To Do Some Work.

482
00:18:45,730 --> 00:18:46,863
Be Honest.

483
00:18:46,863 --> 00:18:48,330
Was I Snoring?

484
00:18:48,330 --> 00:18:50,663
Like A Buzz Saw.

485
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:53,130
Why Didn't You Turn Me Over?

486
00:18:53,130 --> 00:18:56,130
I Turned You Over.
I Turned You Around.

487
00:18:56,130 --> 00:18:58,263
Then You Turned Me Out.

488
00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:01,897
I Never Leave You
When You're Snoring.

489
00:19:01,897 --> 00:19:03,663
That's Because I Don't Snore.

490
00:19:03,663 --> 00:19:04,663
Ha!

491
00:19:05,663 --> 00:19:07,263
Are You
Kidding Me?

492
00:19:07,263 --> 00:19:10,663
When The Head Is Back,
Mouth Wide Open

493
00:19:10,663 --> 00:19:14,030
Little Camel Flies
Flying Around, And This...

494
00:19:14,030 --> 00:19:15,863
( Loud Snore )

495
00:19:16,930 --> 00:19:18,597
Come On Now.

496
00:19:18,597 --> 00:19:19,897
Go To Bed.

497
00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:21,230
Cliff, I'm Sorry.

498
00:19:21,230 --> 00:19:23,097
I'm Just Not Sleepy.

499
00:19:23,097 --> 00:19:26,130
( Soft Jazz Playing
On The Stereo )

500
00:19:45,130 --> 00:19:47,797
( Music Gets Louder )

501
00:21:08,130 --> 00:21:10,130
( Turns Music Off )