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Rudy, How Many Times
Have I Told You?

2
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You Can't
Move Sideways.

3
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Why Not?

4
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It's A Rule.

5
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I Don't Like That Rule.

6
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It Doesn't Matter What You Like.

7
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You Asked Me To
Teach You Checkers.

8
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You Have To Play By The Rules.

9
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Okay.

10
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Take Back Your Move

11
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And Move Again.

12
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Ha Ha!

13
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No Fair!

14
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Give Those Back!

15
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That Was
A Legal Move.

16
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You Can't Yell Every Time
I Jump Your Men.

17
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Learn To Be A Good Loser.

18
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What's That?

19
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Are You Guys
Almost Finished?

20
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Almost.

21
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Hurry. I've Got
People Coming Over.

22
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This Won't Take Long.

23
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Your Move, Rudy.

24
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Wait, Rudy. Rudy!

25
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I Win!

26
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You're Not Playing
By The Rules...

27
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Come On.
Move Upstairs.
I Won!

28
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Whoa,
Hey, Ho!

29
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What Is
The Trouble?

30
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Dad, Listen...
I Need...
I Won...

31
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No, No.

32
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(  Gibberish )

33
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One At A Time.

34
00:02:04,398 --> 00:02:06,098
I Need
The Living Room.

35
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Two Girls From The
Pep Squad Are Coming Over.

36
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They Want Me To Help Them
Write New Cheers.

37
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Then Use Your Room.

38
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We Need Room To Practice.

39
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These Are The Two Most
Popular Girls In The 8th Grade.

40
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If I Get On The Pep Squad,
It Could Change My Life.

41
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Would You Please
Take This Stuff Upstairs

42
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So That Your Sister
Can Change Her Life?

43
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Or We Could Not Play At All.

44
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Theo, You Promised To Teach Me.

45
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Dad, You Must Have Something
For Me To Do?

46
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'Fraid Not, Old Boy.

47
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Okay, Come On.
Get This Stuff Up.

48
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Rudy,
I Was Winning!

49
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Now We Have To Start Over.

50
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I Guess That's Right.

51
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Cliff:
Upstairs.

52
00:03:03,131 --> 00:03:05,698
I Will Make
This Up To You.

53
00:03:05,698 --> 00:03:07,598
Yes, I Know
You Will.

54
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Well... Dad.

55
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Well... Vanessa.

56
00:03:15,464 --> 00:03:18,398
Aren't You Going Back
Down To Your Office?

57
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And Miss The Opportunity

58
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Of Meeting The Two Most
Popular Girls In The 8th Grade?

59
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Please Don't Embarrass Me.

60
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Don't Act Silly
Like You Usually Do.

61
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I'll Try To Control Myself

62
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But I Do Know Something
About Cheers

63
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And I Could Help
With The Rhymes.

64
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Two Bits,
Four Bits

65
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Six Bits,
A Dollar

66
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Clean My Shirt
And Don't Forget The Collar!

67
00:03:41,798 --> 00:03:42,998
Hey, Now!

68
00:03:42,998 --> 00:03:45,298
(  Doorbell )

69
00:03:45,298 --> 00:03:46,631
Dad, That's Them.

70
00:03:46,631 --> 00:03:47,798
Go, Please?

71
00:03:47,798 --> 00:03:49,364
I'll Just Let Them In.

72
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Okay?

73
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No Rhyming?

74
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You Don't Have To Worry.
I'll Be In A Hurry.

75
00:03:55,598 --> 00:03:56,831
Dad?!

76
00:03:56,831 --> 00:03:59,031
I Told You I Could Rhyme.

77
00:03:59,031 --> 00:04:01,398
I Do It All The Time.

78
00:04:04,498 --> 00:04:07,298
How Do You Do?
Welcome To The Zoo.

79
00:04:08,398 --> 00:04:09,464
Hi.

80
00:04:09,464 --> 00:04:10,598
Hi.

81
00:04:10,598 --> 00:04:12,198
My Dad Likes Jokes.

82
00:04:12,198 --> 00:04:14,831
All Over Town,
Jokes Around.

83
00:04:14,831 --> 00:04:17,098
Dad, This Is
Paula Young

84
00:04:17,098 --> 00:04:19,498
And This Is
Cindy Stephens.

85
00:04:19,498 --> 00:04:22,164
How Do You Do?
I'm Dr. Huxtaboo.

86
00:04:22,164 --> 00:04:24,098
Nice To
Meet You.

87
00:04:24,098 --> 00:04:28,231
I Hear That You Guys
Are On The Pep Squad.

88
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Yes, We're
The Captains.

89
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Well, Pardon Me.

90
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I Have To Get My Hat,
I Won't Be Able To Chat

91
00:04:34,564 --> 00:04:38,564
But If You Need Some Cheers,
Just See Me Down-Steers.

92
00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:42,398
Bye, Dad.

93
00:04:43,564 --> 00:04:45,964
Is He That Funny
All The Time?

94
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I Tried To Get Rid Of Him.

95
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Vanessa, This Is
A Beautiful House.

96
00:04:53,098 --> 00:04:54,798
You Really Like It?

97
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Yeah.

98
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Thank You.

99
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This Painting--
I Saw It In A Book.

100
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My Mother Bought It
At An Auction.

101
00:05:01,764 --> 00:05:03,964
Bet It Was Expensive.

102
00:05:03,964 --> 00:05:04,998
Yeah, $11,000.

103
00:05:04,998 --> 00:05:07,098
$11,000?!

104
00:05:07,098 --> 00:05:08,798
My Mom Really Wanted It.

105
00:05:08,798 --> 00:05:12,398
It's Painted By Her Great-Uncle,
And My Parents Both Love Art.

106
00:05:12,398 --> 00:05:14,464
Want To See The
Rest Of The House?

107
00:05:14,464 --> 00:05:15,631
Yeah.
Love It.

108
00:05:15,631 --> 00:05:17,664
I'll Show You All
The Upstairs Bedrooms

109
00:05:17,664 --> 00:05:20,498
Except For My
Brother Theo's.

110
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No One Outside The Family
Is Allowed To See It.

111
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Cliff, What Are You Doing?

112
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I'm Looking For The Remote
To The Tv Set.

113
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Why Don't You Go Over
And Turn The Television On?

114
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Because After I Turn It On

115
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I Don't Want To Get Up
And Walk Back Over To It

116
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To Change
Channels.

117
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You Are Hopeless.

118
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Aha-A-A!

119
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I Found You, Little Buddy.

120
00:05:58,198 --> 00:06:00,864
Where Have You Been?

121
00:06:04,664 --> 00:06:07,798
(  Car Tires Screeching )

122
00:06:07,798 --> 00:06:13,198
Tv Chef:
Today, I Got A Recipe Of
Cooked Chicken All Kind Of Ways.

123
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Many Kind Of Chickens,
Capons, Rooster...

124
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Chicken In Dumpling

125
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Chicken A La
Juice Down--

126
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Which Should Be
All Juiced Down.

127
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Chicken...
I Don't Know.

128
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(  Gunshot Ricocheting )

129
00:06:30,964 --> 00:06:34,131
Tv Narrator:
I Hope It Will Be
Experimental For You.

130
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There's Always Been
A Mystery About The Drum.

131
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The Drum Is The Father
Of The Percussion Section.

132
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Cliff?

133
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Turn It Back
To The Cooking.

134
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(  Drum Roll )

135
00:06:50,331 --> 00:06:53,064
Chef:
That One Cup
Of Wine.

136
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That Two Cup
Of Wine.

137
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White Wine.

138
00:06:59,631 --> 00:07:01,964
Two Cup
Of White...

139
00:07:01,964 --> 00:07:05,298
Narrator:
Next We Go To
The Bass Drum.

140
00:07:05,298 --> 00:07:11,131
(  Beating Bass Drum )

141
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And From The Bass Drum,
We Go To The Tom-Tom.

142
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(  No Audio )

143
00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:21,564
Aha!

144
00:07:21,564 --> 00:07:24,064
It Won't Work For You.

145
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I Want To See The Cooking.

146
00:07:26,231 --> 00:07:28,898
No, You Can't See The Cooking.

147
00:07:32,931 --> 00:07:34,731
He Needs New Batteries.

148
00:07:37,198 --> 00:07:38,598
Come On.

149
00:07:38,598 --> 00:07:42,198
I Just Put New Batteries In It.

150
00:07:42,198 --> 00:07:45,531
It's Broken, It's Broken!
Cliff's Toy Is Broken!

151
00:07:45,531 --> 00:07:48,298
Neh, Neh, Neh,
Neh, Neh, Nyeh!

152
00:07:49,364 --> 00:07:51,898
And I'm Still Here!

153
00:07:51,898 --> 00:07:53,698
Now You'll
Have To Get Up

154
00:07:53,698 --> 00:07:56,864
And Turn That Channel
With Your Bare Hands.

155
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No, I'm Not.

156
00:07:58,031 --> 00:08:01,164
I'll Go Down To
Jake's Appliance Store

157
00:08:01,164 --> 00:08:02,964
And Buy A Brand-New One.

158
00:08:02,964 --> 00:08:06,064
You Are An Electronic
Gadget Junkie

159
00:08:06,064 --> 00:08:08,198
And Jake's Appliance Store

160
00:08:08,198 --> 00:08:12,064
Is Not A Good Place
For A Man Like You.

161
00:08:12,064 --> 00:08:17,164
I Am Going To Go Down
To The Store And Buy A Remote

162
00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:18,198
And That's It.

163
00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:19,698
You Say That Now

164
00:08:19,698 --> 00:08:21,598
But Once You
Get Down There

165
00:08:21,598 --> 00:08:24,264
Those Gadgets Will Be
Sitting On The Shelves

166
00:08:24,264 --> 00:08:27,131
And They're Going To Beckon,
"Cliff, Buy Me.

167
00:08:27,131 --> 00:08:30,598
If You Take Me Home,
I'll Light Up Just For You."

168
00:08:30,598 --> 00:08:34,564
I'm Going To Buy
A Simple Remote Control

169
00:08:34,564 --> 00:08:37,031
And Maybe A Satellite Dish.

170
00:08:52,898 --> 00:08:55,298
Hello, May I Speak
With Jake, Please?

171
00:08:56,364 --> 00:08:57,564
Hi, Jake.

172
00:08:57,564 --> 00:08:59,598
This Is Clair Huxtable.

173
00:08:59,598 --> 00:09:00,898
Cliff's Wife.

174
00:09:00,898 --> 00:09:04,464
He's On His Way Down
To Your Store Right Now.

175
00:09:04,464 --> 00:09:06,964
Jake, Don't Get Excited.

176
00:09:08,364 --> 00:09:09,531
No, No.

177
00:09:09,531 --> 00:09:11,631
No Matter What He Asks For

178
00:09:11,631 --> 00:09:15,098
Sell Him Only
A Simple, Basic Remote Control.

179
00:09:22,031 --> 00:09:24,064
What's Taking
So Long?

180
00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,064
I'm Thinking.

181
00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:26,231
You Need My Help?

182
00:09:26,231 --> 00:09:27,464
No, I Don't.

183
00:09:27,464 --> 00:09:29,798
You Could Move There.

184
00:09:29,798 --> 00:09:31,764
If I Did, You'd Double Jump Me.

185
00:09:31,764 --> 00:09:34,198
Maybe I Would,
Maybe I Wouldn't.

186
00:09:38,898 --> 00:09:40,564
King Me!
King Me!

187
00:09:40,564 --> 00:09:42,131
Rudy, Rudy, Rudy.

188
00:09:42,131 --> 00:09:45,231
You're Worse Than Dad
When You Win.

189
00:09:45,231 --> 00:09:47,064
Come On, Move Again.

190
00:09:47,064 --> 00:09:48,798
How Did You Get So Good?

191
00:09:48,798 --> 00:09:50,231
I Have A Good Teacher.

192
00:09:52,231 --> 00:09:53,998
Hey!

193
00:09:54,798 --> 00:09:56,698
The Person
I Wanted To See.

194
00:09:56,698 --> 00:09:59,164
I Don't Want To Play
Checkers With Rudy.

195
00:09:59,164 --> 00:10:00,198
Please?

196
00:10:00,198 --> 00:10:01,231
I Can't.

197
00:10:01,231 --> 00:10:03,131
I Have To Write Cheers Tonight.

198
00:10:03,131 --> 00:10:04,898
I'm On The Pep Squad.

199
00:10:04,898 --> 00:10:07,231
I'll Write Your Cheers,
If You Play Rudy.

200
00:10:07,231 --> 00:10:10,398
I Want To Play With You,
'Cause You're More Fun To Beat.

201
00:10:10,398 --> 00:10:12,198
Vanessa:
Bye.

202
00:10:12,198 --> 00:10:13,298
Have Fun.

203
00:10:13,298 --> 00:10:15,398
Whose Move Is It?

204
00:10:15,398 --> 00:10:16,231
Yours.

205
00:10:16,231 --> 00:10:17,531
Clair:
Theo?

206
00:10:17,531 --> 00:10:18,564
Yes?

207
00:10:18,564 --> 00:10:20,031
Could You
Come Here?

208
00:10:20,031 --> 00:10:21,031
Gladly.

209
00:10:21,031 --> 00:10:22,231
Got To Go, Rudy.

210
00:10:22,231 --> 00:10:24,431
You're Coming Back, Aren't You?

211
00:10:24,431 --> 00:10:25,498
Yes.

212
00:10:25,498 --> 00:10:27,098
♪ I'll Be Waiting. ♪

213
00:10:28,264 --> 00:10:29,364
Yeah, Mom.

214
00:10:29,364 --> 00:10:30,831
I Found This Note.

215
00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:32,298
Isn't This
Your Handwriting?

216
00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:33,264
Yeah.

217
00:10:33,264 --> 00:10:34,564
What Does It Say?

218
00:10:34,564 --> 00:10:37,564
I'm Sorry, Mom.
Rudy Was Pulling On My Arm.

219
00:10:37,564 --> 00:10:39,998
"Jake Called. Emergency.
Everything's Okay."

220
00:10:39,998 --> 00:10:40,698
What's Okay?

221
00:10:40,698 --> 00:10:43,598
Dad Is.

222
00:10:43,598 --> 00:10:44,731
Jake Said Dad Wanted
To Buy  Everything He Saw

223
00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:46,364
But Jake Wouldn't Let Him.

224
00:10:46,364 --> 00:10:47,664
Good Old Jake.

225
00:10:47,664 --> 00:10:50,264
Then Dad Started
Begging And Pleading.

226
00:10:50,264 --> 00:10:52,898
He Was Offering To Pay
Regular Prices

227
00:10:52,898 --> 00:10:54,531
For Stuff On Sale.

228
00:10:56,331 --> 00:10:57,664
Hello.

229
00:10:57,664 --> 00:10:58,831
Hey, Dad.

230
00:10:58,831 --> 00:11:01,564
How Did Shopping Go?

231
00:11:01,564 --> 00:11:03,531
I Got Exactly
What I Was Going To Get.

232
00:11:03,531 --> 00:11:05,698
A Simple, Basic Remote Control?

233
00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:07,964
No More,
No Less, My Dear.

234
00:11:07,964 --> 00:11:10,531
You Didn't See Anything Else
That Interested You?

235
00:11:10,531 --> 00:11:13,898
No, But You Know
Those Guys At Jake's.

236
00:11:13,898 --> 00:11:17,198
They Try To Shove
All Kinds Of Things

237
00:11:17,198 --> 00:11:19,131
And Push Stuff At You.

238
00:11:19,131 --> 00:11:21,798
I Told Them:

239
00:11:21,798 --> 00:11:22,898
"Get Those Gadgets
Out Of My Face."

240
00:11:22,898 --> 00:11:24,998
How Do You Do It, Dad?

241
00:11:24,998 --> 00:11:27,964
You Have To Have
An Inner Strength.

242
00:11:27,964 --> 00:11:32,331
It Comes With Age And Maturity.

243
00:11:32,331 --> 00:11:34,164
I'll Have To
Remember That.

244
00:11:34,164 --> 00:11:36,064
You Weren't
Tempted At All?

245
00:11:36,064 --> 00:11:40,131
No. I Said, "Give Me
The Simplest Remote You Have"

246
00:11:40,131 --> 00:11:42,198
Put The Money Down--

247
00:11:42,198 --> 00:11:42,998
Bam! Walked Out.

248
00:11:42,998 --> 00:11:45,264
(  Chuckling )

249
00:11:46,464 --> 00:11:48,031
Jake Called.

250
00:11:51,431 --> 00:11:53,498
Jake? Jake Who?

251
00:11:53,498 --> 00:11:55,264
From The Appliance Store.

252
00:11:55,264 --> 00:11:56,564
According To Him

253
00:11:56,564 --> 00:11:59,764
There Was A Man In The Store
Who Looked Like You

254
00:11:59,764 --> 00:12:02,231
Who Was Begging Salespeople
To Sell Him Anything.

255
00:12:02,231 --> 00:12:04,464
Jake Said That?

256
00:12:04,464 --> 00:12:05,664
Yeah, The Guy Was Offering

257
00:12:05,664 --> 00:12:07,898
To Pay Regular Prices
For Things On Sale.

258
00:12:07,898 --> 00:12:09,464
I Saw The Guy...

259
00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:14,464
And He Was Wandering
Around The Store.

260
00:12:14,464 --> 00:12:19,564
I Went Over And Talked To Him
'Cause I Felt Sorry For Him.

261
00:12:20,931 --> 00:12:21,998
It Wasn't You?

262
00:12:21,998 --> 00:12:24,498
No.
The Guy Looked Like Me.

263
00:12:24,498 --> 00:12:26,564
In Fact, I Pulled
Him Aside

264
00:12:26,564 --> 00:12:30,131
And Said:
"What Seems To Be The Problem?"

265
00:12:30,131 --> 00:12:32,131
So He Started Telling Me

266
00:12:32,131 --> 00:12:35,931
About How He Had
This Very Wicked Wife

267
00:12:35,931 --> 00:12:39,431
Who Had Called Ahead
And Told Everybody In The Store

268
00:12:39,431 --> 00:12:41,498
Not To Sell Him Anything.

269
00:12:41,498 --> 00:12:44,331
So Then He Started To Cry.

270
00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:47,431
And I Said,
"You Really Shouldn't Cry.

271
00:12:47,431 --> 00:12:49,831
"You Should Go To Another Store

272
00:12:49,831 --> 00:12:54,531
Where Your Wife Doesn't Know
Anything About It."

273
00:12:54,531 --> 00:12:56,998
And You Know What?

274
00:12:56,998 --> 00:12:58,531
He Did.

275
00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:02,964
I Forgot Batteries.
They're Upstairs.

276
00:13:02,964 --> 00:13:04,164
Excuse Me.

277
00:13:04,164 --> 00:13:07,464
Wait. I Want To Know
What This Man Bought.

278
00:13:07,464 --> 00:13:10,264
He Went Out And Bought
A Lot Of Stuff.

279
00:13:10,264 --> 00:13:13,464
It's In The Trunk Of His Car.

280
00:13:13,464 --> 00:13:16,631
Charged It All To
His Wife's Credit Card.

281
00:13:31,430 --> 00:13:32,664
Hey, Vanessa.

282
00:13:32,664 --> 00:13:34,397
Hi.

283
00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:35,164
How Was School?

284
00:13:35,164 --> 00:13:36,830
Not Good.

285
00:13:36,830 --> 00:13:38,664
What Happened To You?

286
00:13:38,664 --> 00:13:41,097
Nothing.
Where Are Mom And Dad?

287
00:13:41,097 --> 00:13:43,330
They Went To The Store
With Rudy.

288
00:13:43,330 --> 00:13:44,664
Were You Playing Football?

289
00:13:44,664 --> 00:13:46,430
I Was In A Fight.

290
00:13:46,430 --> 00:13:47,797
What?! Where?

291
00:13:47,797 --> 00:13:48,830
At School.

292
00:13:48,830 --> 00:13:49,997
Vanessa, Wait.

293
00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:51,597
Tell Me About This.

294
00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:52,830
Vanessa!

295
00:13:52,830 --> 00:13:55,664
You Actually
Got Into A Fight?

296
00:13:55,664 --> 00:13:56,764
Yes.

297
00:13:56,764 --> 00:13:57,830
With Who?

298
00:13:57,830 --> 00:13:59,330
These Two Girls.

299
00:13:59,330 --> 00:14:00,930
Two?! Whoa!

300
00:14:00,930 --> 00:14:04,064
Who Were They?

301
00:14:04,064 --> 00:14:05,730
Two Girls S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S
You Got Into A Fight

302
00:14:05,730 --> 00:14:08,064
Your First Day On
The Pep Squad?

303
00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:10,230
Yeah-- Right Before
The First Meeting.

304
00:14:10,230 --> 00:14:12,397
That Must Be
A School Record.

305
00:14:12,397 --> 00:14:14,230
It Wasn't My Fault.

306
00:14:14,230 --> 00:14:15,564
They Called Me Names.

307
00:14:15,564 --> 00:14:17,230
What Did They Say?

308
00:14:17,230 --> 00:14:18,530
"Rich Girl."

309
00:14:19,930 --> 00:14:21,530
Okay.

310
00:14:21,530 --> 00:14:23,197
What Do You Mean, "Okay"?!

311
00:14:23,197 --> 00:14:26,330
They Called Me "Rich Girl"
In Front Of Everybody.

312
00:14:26,330 --> 00:14:27,730
You Fought
Over That?

313
00:14:27,730 --> 00:14:29,330
Vanessa, That's Stupid.

314
00:14:29,330 --> 00:14:30,530
No, It's Not.

315
00:14:30,530 --> 00:14:33,697
I Would Love For Someone
To Call Me Rich--

316
00:14:33,697 --> 00:14:36,830
Especially In Front
Of Maxine Kirkwood.

317
00:14:36,830 --> 00:14:39,230
I'd Be Set For Life.

318
00:14:39,230 --> 00:14:41,897
I've Got To Talk To Mom And Dad.

319
00:14:41,897 --> 00:14:44,397
You're Telling Them
You Were In A Fight?

320
00:14:44,397 --> 00:14:45,997
Sure. It's Their Fault.

321
00:14:45,997 --> 00:14:48,564
They're The Ones
Who Made Us Rich.

322
00:14:48,564 --> 00:14:51,830
Vanessa,
Did You Fall On Your Head?

323
00:14:51,830 --> 00:14:53,264
(  Knocking )

324
00:14:53,264 --> 00:14:54,764
Vanessa,
Have You Seen...

325
00:14:54,764 --> 00:14:56,697
Theo, Time For Checkers.

326
00:14:56,697 --> 00:15:00,630
No, Rudy. I Think
We've Played Enough.

327
00:15:00,630 --> 00:15:01,797
One More Game?

328
00:15:01,797 --> 00:15:03,164
I'll Beat You Fast.

329
00:15:03,164 --> 00:15:05,164
Okay, One Game.

330
00:15:05,164 --> 00:15:06,897
Where Are Mom And Dad?

331
00:15:06,897 --> 00:15:08,030
In The Kitchen.

332
00:15:08,030 --> 00:15:10,397
I'm Going To
Talk To Them.

333
00:15:10,397 --> 00:15:12,397
What Happened To Her?

334
00:15:12,397 --> 00:15:14,764
She Fell On Her Head.

335
00:15:14,764 --> 00:15:16,230
Thank You, Dearie.

336
00:15:16,230 --> 00:15:17,397
You're Welcome.

337
00:15:17,397 --> 00:15:20,464
Mom, Dad,
I Need To Talk To You.

338
00:15:20,464 --> 00:15:21,597
What Happened?

339
00:15:21,597 --> 00:15:22,664
I Had A Fight.

340
00:15:22,664 --> 00:15:23,864
A Fight?!

341
00:15:23,864 --> 00:15:25,030
Did You Win?

342
00:15:25,030 --> 00:15:28,030
Vanessa, What Happened?

343
00:15:28,030 --> 00:15:31,264
Two Girls At School
Were Picking On Me.

344
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,364
What Did They
Do To You?

345
00:15:33,364 --> 00:15:35,397
They Called Me A "Rich Girl."

346
00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:39,730
And?

347
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:42,097
When Paula And Cindy
Were Here Yesterday

348
00:15:42,097 --> 00:15:44,230
I Showed Them The House.

349
00:15:44,230 --> 00:15:46,264
Today At
The Pep Squad Meeting

350
00:15:46,264 --> 00:15:50,264
They Told Linda And Donella
About The Nice Things We Have.

351
00:15:50,264 --> 00:15:51,730
Linda And Donella Said

352
00:15:51,730 --> 00:15:55,530
Anyone Who Would Pay $11,000
For A Painting Is A Show-Off.

353
00:15:55,530 --> 00:15:57,764
How Did They Know The Price?

354
00:15:57,764 --> 00:16:00,464
Paula And Cindy Asked.
I Told Them.

355
00:16:00,464 --> 00:16:01,897
Why Did You Do That?

356
00:16:01,897 --> 00:16:03,130
They Were Interested...

357
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:06,597
And They're On The Pep Squad
And I Like Them.

358
00:16:06,597 --> 00:16:09,330
You Wanted Them
To Like You.

359
00:16:09,330 --> 00:16:12,330
Yeah... But Paula And Cindy
Didn't Start The Fight.

360
00:16:12,330 --> 00:16:14,330
Linda And Donella Were The Ones

361
00:16:14,330 --> 00:16:17,664
Who Said I Think I'm Better
Than Everybody Else.

362
00:16:17,664 --> 00:16:20,664
I Tried To Explain
Why We Bought The Painting.

363
00:16:20,664 --> 00:16:24,330
Then They Said Nasty Things
Like "Stuck-Up Rich Girl."

364
00:16:24,330 --> 00:16:26,797
I Told Them Not To Say That.

365
00:16:26,797 --> 00:16:29,497
Suddenly, We're Rolling Around
On The Floor.

366
00:16:29,497 --> 00:16:32,164
You Took Both Of Them On?

367
00:16:32,164 --> 00:16:35,264
I Didn't Mean To.
It Just Happened.

368
00:16:35,264 --> 00:16:36,997
All Right!

369
00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:39,997
Mr. Morris Pulled Us Apart
And Made Us Apologize.

370
00:16:39,997 --> 00:16:42,164
If Mr. Morris
Hadn't Stopped You

371
00:16:42,164 --> 00:16:46,097
Do You Think You'd Have
Beaten Both Of Them?

372
00:16:46,097 --> 00:16:50,830
Paula And Cindy Were The Ones
Who Got Me On The Pep Squad.

373
00:16:50,830 --> 00:16:53,830
Now They Won't Want To
Talk To Me.

374
00:16:53,830 --> 00:16:56,230
None Of This Would Have Happened

375
00:16:56,230 --> 00:16:58,897
If We Weren't
So Rich.

376
00:17:01,397 --> 00:17:04,897
Let Me Get Something
Straight, Okay?

377
00:17:04,897 --> 00:17:08,397
Your Mother And I Are Rich.

378
00:17:08,397 --> 00:17:10,764
You Have Nothing.

379
00:17:12,930 --> 00:17:17,530
You Can Tell Your Friends
And Your Enemies That, Okay?

380
00:17:17,530 --> 00:17:19,530
Your Father And I
Aren't Rich.

381
00:17:19,530 --> 00:17:20,730
We're Not?

382
00:17:20,730 --> 00:17:23,530
No, Rich Is When Your
Money Works For You

383
00:17:23,530 --> 00:17:25,930
Not When You Work
For The Money.

384
00:17:25,930 --> 00:17:28,297
We Work  Hard
For The Money.

385
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:29,997
We're Proud Of What We Have

386
00:17:29,997 --> 00:17:32,630
And We're Happy To
Share It With You.

387
00:17:32,630 --> 00:17:35,130
I Think I'd Be Better Off

388
00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:37,630
If We Didn't Have So Much Money.

389
00:17:37,630 --> 00:17:39,797
You're Using The Word "We."

390
00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:43,864
If You Don't Want The Money,
Tell Us That

391
00:17:43,864 --> 00:17:46,597
And We Won't Give You Any.

392
00:17:46,597 --> 00:17:50,397
Just Pay Us Back
The $100,000 You Owe Us

393
00:17:50,397 --> 00:17:52,364
And We'll Be Even.

394
00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:55,364
I Have To Go To School
With These Girls.

395
00:17:55,364 --> 00:17:59,197
They'll Talk, And No One
Will Want To Be My Friend.

396
00:17:59,197 --> 00:18:03,530
Would You Make Friends With
Someone Who Had More Than You?

397
00:18:03,530 --> 00:18:04,697
Yeah.

398
00:18:04,697 --> 00:18:07,097
How About Someone
With Less Than You?

399
00:18:07,097 --> 00:18:08,264
Yes.

400
00:18:08,264 --> 00:18:10,897
You're Not The One
With The Problem.

401
00:18:10,897 --> 00:18:13,564
Friends Like You,
Not For What You Have

402
00:18:13,564 --> 00:18:15,364
But For Who You Are.

403
00:18:15,364 --> 00:18:16,430
Do You Understand?

404
00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:18,430
I Guess So.

405
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:21,930
Vanessa, I Hate
To Tell You This

406
00:18:21,930 --> 00:18:24,297
But Yes,
You Are Rich.

407
00:18:24,297 --> 00:18:25,297
She Is?

408
00:18:25,297 --> 00:18:26,864
Not Because Of Things

409
00:18:26,864 --> 00:18:30,464
But Because You Have A Family
Who Loves You.

410
00:18:31,830 --> 00:18:33,164
Thanks, Mom...

411
00:18:33,164 --> 00:18:34,830
But When I Grow Up

412
00:18:34,830 --> 00:18:37,664
I'm Not Going To Have
So Much Money.

413
00:18:37,664 --> 00:18:40,197
That Way,
My Kids Won't Have Problems.

414
00:18:41,530 --> 00:18:43,364
Vanessa?

415
00:18:43,364 --> 00:18:44,364
Yeah?

416
00:18:44,364 --> 00:18:45,897
These Poor Children

417
00:18:45,897 --> 00:18:47,897
You're Going To Have

418
00:18:47,897 --> 00:18:50,764
Please Don't Send Them
Over To This House Begging.

419
00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:00,930
Okay, All Set.

420
00:19:00,930 --> 00:19:02,164
Go Get Dad.

421
00:19:02,164 --> 00:19:05,397
Tell Him No One Will
Play Checkers With You.

422
00:19:05,397 --> 00:19:07,130
Can You Look Real Sad?

423
00:19:07,130 --> 00:19:08,297
Yes.

424
00:19:08,297 --> 00:19:11,097
Daddy, No One Will Play Checkers
With Me.

425
00:19:11,097 --> 00:19:12,830
Perfect!

426
00:19:12,830 --> 00:19:13,830
Got It.

427
00:19:13,830 --> 00:19:15,897
Go Get Him.

428
00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:21,397
Cliff:
Hey.

429
00:19:21,397 --> 00:19:23,397
What Is
This Face?

430
00:19:23,397 --> 00:19:27,830
Rudy:
Daddy, No One Will
Play Checkers With Me.

431
00:19:27,830 --> 00:19:29,330
Cliff:
Oh... Peaches.

432
00:19:29,330 --> 00:19:32,830
You Want Daddy
To Play With You?

433
00:19:32,830 --> 00:19:34,830
Okay.
Daddy Will Play.

434
00:19:34,830 --> 00:19:37,230
Don't Look
So Sad.

435
00:19:37,230 --> 00:19:38,864
My Goodness.

436
00:19:38,864 --> 00:19:41,764
The Board's
All Set Up.

437
00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:42,664
You Playing?

438
00:19:42,664 --> 00:19:43,830
Yeah.

439
00:19:43,830 --> 00:19:44,864
Can I Watch?

440
00:19:44,864 --> 00:19:46,097
Help Yourself.

441
00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:49,464
You Get A Chance To
Watch An Expert At Work.

442
00:19:49,464 --> 00:19:50,197
Go First.

443
00:19:50,197 --> 00:19:51,497
Thank You.

444
00:19:51,497 --> 00:19:54,564
(♪  Humming ♪)

445
00:19:56,330 --> 00:19:59,697
(♪  Humming ♪)

446
00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:20,130
You Did This, Didn't You?

447
00:20:20,130 --> 00:20:22,064
Did What?

448
00:20:22,064 --> 00:20:23,130
You Set Me Up.

449
00:20:23,130 --> 00:20:27,597
Dad, All I Can Say
Is Good Luck.

450
00:20:29,630 --> 00:20:30,730
It's Your Move.

451
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,464
I Know It's My Move.

452
00:20:35,497 --> 00:20:38,564
(♪  Humming ♪)

453
00:20:38,564 --> 00:20:42,964
Will You Look
At That?!

454
00:20:44,997 --> 00:20:48,030
There's A Robin Red Breast.

455
00:20:48,030 --> 00:20:49,430
That's Nice.

456
00:20:50,730 --> 00:20:55,430
He's Standing On The Head
Of A Purple Alligator!

457
00:20:55,430 --> 00:20:56,364
Yeah.

458
00:20:56,364 --> 00:20:58,764
They're Getting Ready To Sing.

459
00:20:58,764 --> 00:21:00,697
They Have On Tuxedos.

460
00:21:00,697 --> 00:21:02,864
You're Not
Interested?

461
00:21:02,864 --> 00:21:04,330
Nope.

462
00:21:05,697 --> 00:21:06,597
Hi, Mommy.

463
00:21:14,697 --> 00:21:16,464
Thought I Saw Her.

464
00:21:19,897 --> 00:21:21,697
King Me! King Me!