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(♪ Humming ♪)

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Ahh.

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Are You Enjoying
Your Breakfast?

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Yes.
Are You Enjoying Yours?

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Are You Going To Drink
That Orange Juice?

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Yes, I Am.

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I'm Saving It For Last.

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I Don't Have Any Orange Juice.

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You Took It All.

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I Know.

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That Used To Happen To Me A Lot.

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Now I Wake Up Very Early.

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How Would You Like To Trade

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A Delicious, Thirst Quenching
Slice Of Cantaloupe Melon

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For That Little Shot Glass
Of Orange Juice?

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Two Pieces.

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But Then I Won't Have Any!

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That's The Deal.

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You Used To Be
Such A Warm Person.

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You've Changed.

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Take It Or Leave It.

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Okay, On The Count Of Three--

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One, Two, Three.

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There You Go.

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No Fair!

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I'll Tell
You Now.

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All Is Fair
In Love And Breakfast.

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I'm Telling Mom.

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♪ Tattletale,
Tattletale ♪

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♪ Sitting On An
Ice Cream Rail ♪

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Hello.

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Hey.

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It's Such A Beautiful Day Today.

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A Beautiful Day?

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Why? You're Not
Going To School?

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I'm Going. Why?

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I've Just Never Seen You
In A Mood Like This

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Before Going To School.

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Today Is Friday.

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This Weekend I Have No Homework

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Tests Or Papers Due.

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It's Going To Be
The Perfect Weekend.

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You Know What Will Make It
A Great Weekend?

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We'll Get The Ladder

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Go To The Roof,
And Clear Those Gutters.

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I Need To Relax This Weekend.

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I'm Under Lots Of Pressure.

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Pressure?

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Our Lives Are Different.

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You're A Doctor.

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When You Finish Work

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You Have Nothing To Think About.

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But I'm In High School.

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I Always Have To Think About
What I'm Doing.

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If I'm Not Studying
For A Subject

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I've Got To Think About It.

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How Do You Do It?

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I Don't Know

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But It's Weekends Like This
That Get Me Through.

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Then I Guess You Better
Make The Most Of It.

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Oh, Dad, I Will.

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Tonight's The Pep Rally,
Tomorrow's The Game

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And The Party At Maxine's.

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Uh-Oh.

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Your Grandparents Ararar
Coming Over For Dinner Tonight.

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I'll Be There.

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I Was Just Hoping I Could
Be Excused After Dinner.

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Is It Okay?

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Sure That's Okay.

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I'm Happy You Could Fit Us

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Into Your Perfect Weekend.

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Thanks, Dad.

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Who Took
My Orange Juice?

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Who Took
My Orange Juice?

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All's Fair
In Love And Breakfast.

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Do You Know Who I Am?

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I Am The Man Who Loves You--

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Who Works

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To Buy The Orange Juice For You.

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Did You Really Want It?

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I Faked You Out!

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Hi, Dad.

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Hey, How's School?

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Great.
Is Mom Around?

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She's In
The Kitchen.

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I Need To Talk To Somebody.

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Vanessa.

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What Am I?
A Bag Of Oats?

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No, But I Think
I Should Talk To Mom About This.

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Okay, You Might
Know About This, Too.

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How Were You Going
To Know That I Know

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If You Don't Ask Me?

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You See, It's Boys.

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Boys?

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Boys And Girls.

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You've Come To The Right Person

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Because I Used To Be A Boy
And Your Mother Was A Girl

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And I Have Four Girls
And One Boy.

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What's Your Problem?

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There's This Thing
Next Week At School

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Called The "Turn-Around Dance."

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Turn-Around Dance?!

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They Had Turn-Around Dances
In My Day--

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In The O-O-O-Old Times.

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That's Where The Girls Have
To Ask The Boys To The Dance.

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Right.

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There Are Two Guys
I Want To Ask.

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One Of Them I Don't Like,
But He'll Say Yes.

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The One I Like
Will Probably Say No.

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Is One Of Them Robert?

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No, Dad.

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Rob And I Broke Up
A Long Time Ago.

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First, He Went Steady
With Stephanie Johnson

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Then With Beth Peterson

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And Now It's Amy Gordon.

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Sounds Like Roberto
Is Wandering Around The World

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For The Rest Of His Life
Searching For You.

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Dad, The Guy I Want
To Go Out With Is David Butler.

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Ahh.

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I See.

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Why Do You Like Him?

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He's Cute.

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He's Probably Got
A Great Personality...

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I Hope.

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I Never Really Talk To Him

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But I Heard Him
Say Something In Class, Dad

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And He Has The Best Voice!

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It Cracks.

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What Did He Say?

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He Stood Up In Class
To Answer A Question

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And He Said--

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( Cracking Voice )
"The Suez Canal."

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It Was So Adorable,
And It Was The Right Answer.

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Cute And Smart.

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And All My Friends Say
We Will Look So Good Together.

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If Your Friends Say

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That The Two Of You
Look Cute Together

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Call This Boy.

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But If He Says No,
I'll Feel Awful.

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Suppose He Says Yes?

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Let Me Put It This Way:

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A Long, Long Time Ago--

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And I'm Not Naming Any Names--

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There Was This Cute Young Girl

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And She Wanted
To Ask This Fellow

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But She Was Like You.

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She Was Kind Of
Afraid And Nervous.

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And Then She Got Up
Enough Courage

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And She Called The Boy

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And The Boy Said Yes

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And They Went To The Dance

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And They Are Married Today.

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Is This About You And Mom?

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Yes, But Don't Tell Your Mother
I Said It.

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Don't Tell Her.

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But, Dad,
I'm Not Mom.

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I Don't Think
I Can Do This.

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You Can Always
Take Me To The Dance.

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I'll Call David.

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Hey.

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Hello.

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How's Everything?

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Just Fine.

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Need Any Help?

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I'm Almost Finished.

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You Know, It's So Funny
How Life Repeats Itself.

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Well, I Was Sitting There
Talking To Vanessa

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And She Is Nervous
About A Turn-Around Dance.

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Oh.

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So I Told Her
The Story

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About How You Called Me

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And Asked Me To Go

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To The
Halloween Dance.

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I What?

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I Told Her How You Called
And Asked Me To Go To The Dance

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And How You Were Nervous.

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Cliff, Why Did You Lie
To Our Daughter?

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I Didn't Lie.

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No, I Didn't.

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Let The Record Show...

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Oh, Here We Go With
"Let The Record Show."

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Get The Story Straight.

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The Truth Of The Matter Is

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You Called My House While
I Was At Cheerleading Practice

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Because You Knew I Wasn't There.

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You Had The Audacity
To Ask My Mother To Tell Me

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To Take You
To The Dance.

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You Said I Had To Hurry

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Because There Were Many Girls
In Line

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Waiting
To Ask You.

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Get Out Of Here!

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You Know It's True.

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You Promised My Mother
If I Said Yes

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You Would Have Me Home By 9:30

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And Mow Her Lawn
And Wash All The Windows.

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And I Think You'd Better

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Put The Top Back
On That Silver Polish.

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My Mother Will Be Here
This Evening

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To Verify The Facts.

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Okay, Good.

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Good, Good.

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And Then After
She Does That

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You'd Better Be Ready

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To Do Some
Heavy Apologizing

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And Begging
For Forgiveness.

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We Shall See.

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We Shall See What We Shall See

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But Humiliation From Thee.

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Hi.

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Hey, How You Doing?

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Wait A
Minute.

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This Isn't The
Face Of Someone

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Who's About To Start
A Perfect Weekend.

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It's Not A Perfect Weekend.

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I Got A "C" On My History Paper.

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I Thought I'd Get A "B."

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Mr. Pierce Said
I Can Redo The Paper

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And Try For A Higher Grade.

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You Get Another Chance.

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Yeah, But It's Due On Monday.

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If I Rewrite The Paper,
I'll Miss Everything--

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The Pep Rally, The Game,
The Party At Maxine's.

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It's Going To Be
The Greatest Party Of The Year.

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Go Upstairs And Work
A Couple Of Hours On Your Paper

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Come Down
And Have Dinner With Us

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And Then Go Back Up

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And Work On Your
Paper Some More.

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Tomorrow You Go
To The Football Game

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And Maxine's Party.

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Okay?

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Makes Sense.

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I'll Try It.

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I'll Get Started.

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And Then

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We'll Get The Ladder
And Go Up

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On The Roof...

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Just Kidding.

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Just Kidding.

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Cliff:
So The Pirate Said:

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"Not In My Hat You Don't."

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Cliff, Where Did
You Hear That?

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I Made That Up.

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I Thought That.

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Claire, The Dinner
Was Delicious.

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Thank You.

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Everything Was Delightful,
Except For My Son's Jokes.

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Hey, Listen.

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You Can Go Home Now,
If You Want To.

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I'm Pouring Tea.

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Who Wants Some?

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Grandpa And I
Will Have Some.

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Can I Leave?

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Yeah, Sure.
Go Ahead.

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Where Are
You Going?

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I Have To Redo A History Paper.

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I Got A "C" On It.

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What's It About?

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The March On Washington.

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You Didn't Tell Me

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You Were Writing About That.

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Your Father And I Were There.

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But I Did Research On It
And Everything.

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You Could Have Done
Research With Us.

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That's Right.

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We Were There.

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But I Went To The Library.

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Theo, Go Get
That Paper.

268
00:11:44,598 --> 00:11:46,198
I Want To Hear It.

269
00:11:46,198 --> 00:11:46,931
Now?

270
00:11:46,931 --> 00:11:48,531
I Want To Hear It.

271
00:11:48,531 --> 00:11:49,531
So Do I.

272
00:11:49,531 --> 00:11:50,664
My Pleasure.

273
00:11:50,664 --> 00:11:53,598
I Want You To Hear
How Good It Is.

274
00:11:53,598 --> 00:11:55,064
Can I Be Excused?

275
00:11:55,064 --> 00:11:56,998
I Want To
Make That Call.

276
00:11:56,998 --> 00:11:57,864
Yes.

277
00:11:57,864 --> 00:11:59,331
Can I Come?

278
00:12:00,064 --> 00:12:01,298
Needs A Little Privacy

279
00:12:01,298 --> 00:12:02,598
For This Call.

280
00:12:02,598 --> 00:12:03,931
That's Okay, Mom.

281
00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:05,598
I Could Use The Support.

282
00:12:05,598 --> 00:12:07,731
Just Don't Make
Any Kissing Noises

283
00:12:07,731 --> 00:12:08,931
While I'm
Talking.

284
00:12:08,931 --> 00:12:10,798
I Won't.

285
00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:12,298
What's That About?

286
00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:13,931
There's A
Turn-Around Dance

287
00:12:13,931 --> 00:12:16,431
And Vanessa Has To Ask A Boy.

288
00:12:16,431 --> 00:12:19,264
Since We're On The Subject
Of Turn-Around Dances--

289
00:12:19,264 --> 00:12:20,598
Mother, Dear

290
00:12:20,598 --> 00:12:23,931
I Would Like You To Settle
A Little Dispute

291
00:12:23,931 --> 00:12:25,964
Between Your Daughter
And Myself.

292
00:12:25,964 --> 00:12:26,664
What's That?

293
00:12:26,664 --> 00:12:28,264
Do You Recall

294
00:12:28,264 --> 00:12:32,131
The First Time
We Went Out Together?

295
00:12:32,131 --> 00:12:34,031
Of Course, The Halloween Dance.

296
00:12:34,031 --> 00:12:34,831
Yes.

297
00:12:34,831 --> 00:12:37,064
You Tried To Bribe Me.

298
00:12:39,264 --> 00:12:40,898
You Asked Me

299
00:12:40,898 --> 00:12:44,431
To Talk Claire
Into Asking You To The Dance.

300
00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:45,498
( Sigh )

301
00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:46,898
Thank You, Mother.

302
00:12:46,898 --> 00:12:50,598
He Promised To Wash My Windows
And Mow My Lawn.

303
00:12:50,598 --> 00:12:52,631
You Always Were Desperate.

304
00:12:55,264 --> 00:12:58,198
By The Way,
You Never Mowed My Lawn.

305
00:12:58,198 --> 00:13:01,031
I Guess We'll See You On Sunday.

306
00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:02,931
And Bring A Rake.

307
00:13:04,598 --> 00:13:08,598
I Fed You Tonight,
And You Turn On Me Like This?

308
00:13:09,764 --> 00:13:11,431
Okay, Here It Is.

309
00:13:13,764 --> 00:13:14,864
Are You Ready?

310
00:13:14,864 --> 00:13:15,931
Uh-Huh.

311
00:13:15,931 --> 00:13:18,131
"The March"
By Theodore Huxtable.

312
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,764
"On August 28th, 1963

313
00:13:19,764 --> 00:13:23,098
"There Was A Civil Rights March
On Washington, D.C.

314
00:13:23,098 --> 00:13:26,264
"250,000 People Were There.

315
00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:30,098
"Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Gave A Famous Speech--

316
00:13:30,098 --> 00:13:31,764
" 'I Have A Dream.'

317
00:13:31,764 --> 00:13:34,264
It Was An Important Day
For America."

318
00:13:34,264 --> 00:13:35,798
What Do You Think?

319
00:13:39,931 --> 00:13:42,131
That's It?

320
00:13:42,131 --> 00:13:43,098
No, That's The First Paragraph.

321
00:13:43,098 --> 00:13:44,364
What Do You Think?

322
00:13:44,364 --> 00:13:46,364
Well, You Have
Your Facts Straight.

323
00:13:46,364 --> 00:13:47,598
I Know.

324
00:13:47,598 --> 00:13:50,798
Does This Sound
Like A "C" To You, Grandpa?

325
00:13:50,798 --> 00:13:53,231
Maybe We Should Hear
The Rest Of It.

326
00:13:53,231 --> 00:13:55,731
"There Were Many Celebrities
At The March--

327
00:13:55,731 --> 00:13:58,298
"Sidney Poitier,
Charlton Heston

328
00:13:58,298 --> 00:14:00,931
"Paul Newman,
Lena Horne

329
00:14:00,931 --> 00:14:02,531
"Joan Baez

330
00:14:02,531 --> 00:14:03,998
"Jackie Robinson

331
00:14:03,998 --> 00:14:07,631
Harry Belafonte,
Burt Lancaster..."

332
00:14:12,098 --> 00:14:13,931
Why Did You Hang Up?

333
00:14:13,931 --> 00:14:15,264
I'm Not Ready Yet.

334
00:14:15,264 --> 00:14:17,131
Want Me To Call?

335
00:14:17,131 --> 00:14:18,198
I'll Do It.

336
00:14:18,198 --> 00:14:20,631
I Just Have To Decide
What To Say.

337
00:14:20,631 --> 00:14:23,164
I Know What To Say:

338
00:14:23,164 --> 00:14:25,098
"You're Going To This Dance
With Me."

339
00:14:26,131 --> 00:14:28,864
Rudy, That's Not How
You Do This.

340
00:14:28,864 --> 00:14:30,298
I Do.

341
00:14:30,298 --> 00:14:32,298
That's Not The Grown Up Way.

342
00:14:32,298 --> 00:14:34,698
You're Not A Grownup.

343
00:14:34,698 --> 00:14:36,964
I'm More Of A Grownup Than You.

344
00:14:36,964 --> 00:14:38,098
No, You're Not.

345
00:14:38,098 --> 00:14:40,431
You Go To Bed At 10:00.

346
00:14:40,431 --> 00:14:42,998
So? You Go To Bed At 8:00.

347
00:14:42,998 --> 00:14:44,864
You Can't Drive A Car.

348
00:14:44,864 --> 00:14:47,298
You Can't Ride Your Bicycle
In The Street.

349
00:14:47,298 --> 00:14:48,931
I Don't Want To.

350
00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:51,098
Look, I Don't
Want To Fight.

351
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:53,198
I Have Enough Problems
Right Now.

352
00:14:53,198 --> 00:14:56,531
I Have To Call David
Before It Gets Too Late.

353
00:14:56,531 --> 00:14:57,531
Then Do It.

354
00:14:57,531 --> 00:14:59,198
I Will.

355
00:15:01,098 --> 00:15:03,264
Don't Be Afraid.

356
00:15:03,264 --> 00:15:04,931
If He Says No

357
00:15:04,931 --> 00:15:08,231
You Can Stay Here
And Play With Me.

358
00:15:09,198 --> 00:15:10,598
Thanks.

359
00:15:16,964 --> 00:15:18,264
( Anxious Sigh )

360
00:15:19,331 --> 00:15:21,231
Hello, Is David There?

361
00:15:21,231 --> 00:15:23,464
Oh, Hi, David.

362
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:25,297
His Voice Cracked!

363
00:15:26,497 --> 00:15:27,597
Ask Him!

364
00:15:27,597 --> 00:15:28,697
Okay. Shh!

365
00:15:28,697 --> 00:15:30,431
This Is Vanessa Huxtable.

366
00:15:30,431 --> 00:15:34,397
You Don't Know Me Very Well,
But I'm In Your Science Class.

367
00:15:34,397 --> 00:15:36,264
Yeah, That's Where I Sit.

368
00:15:36,264 --> 00:15:39,064
I Was Wondering About Something.

369
00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:41,831
You Know About
The Turn-Around Dance

370
00:15:41,831 --> 00:15:43,364
At School Next Week?

371
00:15:43,364 --> 00:15:44,631
Yeah.

372
00:15:44,631 --> 00:15:46,097
Um...

373
00:15:46,097 --> 00:15:48,431
Would You Like To Go With Me?

374
00:15:49,431 --> 00:15:51,097
He Said Yes!

375
00:15:51,097 --> 00:15:52,997
Yay!

376
00:15:52,997 --> 00:15:53,997
Shh.

377
00:15:53,997 --> 00:15:56,464
I Think
It Will Be Fun, Too.

378
00:15:56,464 --> 00:15:57,364
I'm Delighted.

379
00:15:57,364 --> 00:15:59,197
( Kissing Sounds )

380
00:15:59,197 --> 00:16:00,264
Shh.

381
00:16:00,264 --> 00:16:02,264
"At The Conclusion
Of The Day

382
00:16:02,264 --> 00:16:03,931
"The Leaders
Of The March

383
00:16:03,931 --> 00:16:05,964
"Met With
President John F. Kennedy.

384
00:16:05,964 --> 00:16:09,731
"And Thus Ended An Important Day
We Should All Remember.

385
00:16:09,731 --> 00:16:10,764
The End."

386
00:16:14,531 --> 00:16:17,564
Well... Interesting.

387
00:16:17,564 --> 00:16:19,464
Yes, It Was.

388
00:16:19,464 --> 00:16:20,531
Very.

389
00:16:20,531 --> 00:16:22,697
You Didn't Like It.

390
00:16:22,697 --> 00:16:24,864
Well, You Had
The Facts.

391
00:16:24,864 --> 00:16:27,064
Where Did You Get
The Information?

392
00:16:27,064 --> 00:16:28,131
At The Library.

393
00:16:28,131 --> 00:16:29,397
From Which Book?

394
00:16:29,397 --> 00:16:32,497
The Pocket Guide
To American History.

395
00:16:34,531 --> 00:16:37,997
How Many Pages Did It Have
About The March?

396
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:41,397
One, With A Little Bit
On The Next Page.

397
00:16:41,397 --> 00:16:44,097
It's A Condensed Version
Of Historical Events.

398
00:16:44,097 --> 00:16:45,231
Right.

399
00:16:45,231 --> 00:16:47,797
And No Mention Of
A. Phillip Randolph?

400
00:16:47,797 --> 00:16:49,031
Right.

401
00:16:49,031 --> 00:16:50,431
I Can Just Imagine

402
00:16:50,431 --> 00:16:53,464
What They Wrote
About The Boston Tea Party.

403
00:16:53,464 --> 00:16:56,364
"Some Men Jumped Up On A Boat

404
00:16:56,364 --> 00:16:58,031
"And There Were
Celebrities

405
00:16:58,031 --> 00:17:00,897
"And They Threw The Tea
In The Water

406
00:17:00,897 --> 00:17:03,864
"And Sam Jones, John Havlicek
And Bill Russell

407
00:17:03,864 --> 00:17:06,397
Have Been Winning
Championships Ever Since."

408
00:17:08,497 --> 00:17:11,397
Theo, Maybe Your Teacher
Wanted Something Else.

409
00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:12,464
What?

410
00:17:12,464 --> 00:17:14,497
You Could Write
About The People--

411
00:17:14,497 --> 00:17:16,864
Why They Got Involved,
What They Felt.

412
00:17:16,864 --> 00:17:19,364
I'll Tell You What They Felt--
Hot.

413
00:17:19,364 --> 00:17:22,497
Yes, It Was
Rather Warm That Day.

414
00:17:22,497 --> 00:17:23,564
We Were Lucky.

415
00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:25,597
We Were On
An Air-Conditioned Bus.

416
00:17:25,597 --> 00:17:26,964
So Many Buses...

417
00:17:26,964 --> 00:17:28,931
Hundreds And Hundreds Of Them.

418
00:17:28,931 --> 00:17:30,231
And The Singing...

419
00:17:30,231 --> 00:17:33,097
You Could Hear The Singing
Coming From Every Bus.

420
00:17:33,097 --> 00:17:35,531
We Sang All The Way
Down There.

421
00:17:35,531 --> 00:17:37,364
Not Everyone Was Singing.

422
00:17:37,364 --> 00:17:40,597
Please Don't Start On Me.

423
00:17:40,597 --> 00:17:43,897
We Had To Tell Your Father
To Keep Quiet.

424
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:46,764
He Had A Tendency
To Drag Out The Words

425
00:17:46,764 --> 00:17:48,097
And Sing Off-Key.

426
00:17:49,631 --> 00:17:53,631
What Really Happened Besides
The Heat And The Singing?

427
00:17:53,631 --> 00:17:54,964
I'll Tell You

428
00:17:54,964 --> 00:17:57,397
What You Should
Put In That Paper.

429
00:17:57,397 --> 00:17:58,931
The Mood Of That Day--

430
00:17:58,931 --> 00:18:01,697
Oh, Theo,
It Was So Friendly.

431
00:18:01,697 --> 00:18:03,464
Yes, It Was.

432
00:18:03,464 --> 00:18:05,331
People We Didn't
Know At All

433
00:18:05,331 --> 00:18:08,697
Waving To Each Other
Like They Were Old Friends.

434
00:18:08,697 --> 00:18:09,964
We Were Old Friends

435
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:11,664
By The Time
We Walked

436
00:18:11,664 --> 00:18:14,464
From The Parking Lot
To The Great Lawn.

437
00:18:14,464 --> 00:18:16,364
It Was A Couple Of Miles.

438
00:18:16,364 --> 00:18:18,331
We Had To March To The March.

439
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,497
You Saw All Kinds
Of People--

440
00:18:20,497 --> 00:18:22,697
All Colors,
From Every Part Of America.

441
00:18:22,697 --> 00:18:25,764
They Carried Signs And Buttons
Saying Where They Were From.

442
00:18:25,764 --> 00:18:29,031
I Traded Buttons With A Man
From Portland, Oregon.

443
00:18:29,031 --> 00:18:32,097
He Wore That Button All Day--
"Kiss Me, I'm Irish."

444
00:18:33,697 --> 00:18:36,464
Your Father Collected
Buttons All Day.

445
00:18:36,464 --> 00:18:38,497
He Kept Putting On
New Buttons--

446
00:18:38,497 --> 00:18:39,831
"Kiss Me, I'm Jewish."

447
00:18:39,831 --> 00:18:41,431
"Kiss Me, I'm Polish."

448
00:18:41,431 --> 00:18:44,297
"Kiss Me, I'm Japanese."

449
00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:47,697
And I Still Have
Those Buttons Upstairs.

450
00:18:47,697 --> 00:18:50,164
We Have A Drawer Full
Of Reminders.

451
00:18:50,164 --> 00:18:53,331
It Must Have Been Great
Knowing You Were Making History.

452
00:18:53,331 --> 00:18:54,497
No.
No.
No.

453
00:18:54,497 --> 00:18:56,497
That Wasn't What It Was About.

454
00:18:56,497 --> 00:18:59,597
We Were Just Expressing
The Way We Felt Then.

455
00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:03,297
When We Stood Outside The Church
Waiting For The Bus

456
00:19:03,297 --> 00:19:05,531
There Was Only About 50 People.

457
00:19:05,531 --> 00:19:08,597
I Thought, "What If We're
The Only Ones Who Show Up?"

458
00:19:08,597 --> 00:19:10,897
We Were A Small Group.

459
00:19:10,897 --> 00:19:12,531
Till We Got Down There.

460
00:19:12,531 --> 00:19:14,497
There Were So Many People!

461
00:19:14,497 --> 00:19:17,897
To Stand In Front
Of The Washington Monument

462
00:19:17,897 --> 00:19:20,597
Surrounded By 250,000 People...

463
00:19:20,597 --> 00:19:22,597
To Be Heard...

464
00:19:23,797 --> 00:19:25,297
That's One Thing

465
00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:27,697
You Can't Get In
The History Books.

466
00:19:27,697 --> 00:19:29,697
That's The Thing
You Can't Capture--

467
00:19:29,697 --> 00:19:30,931
The People.

468
00:19:30,931 --> 00:19:34,597
And Then, When We
Went Back To The Buses...

469
00:19:34,597 --> 00:19:36,964
People Held Hands
And Smiled.

470
00:19:36,964 --> 00:19:39,697
There Was A Feeling
Of Joy And Pride.

471
00:19:39,697 --> 00:19:42,397
The Newspapers Had Said
There Would Be Trouble

472
00:19:42,397 --> 00:19:44,764
But It Was
A Lovely, Peaceful Day.

473
00:19:44,764 --> 00:19:46,031
It Was Peaceful.

474
00:19:46,031 --> 00:19:49,297
I Still Carry A Little
Of That Day With Me.

475
00:19:49,297 --> 00:19:50,531
Dr. King Said--

476
00:19:50,531 --> 00:19:53,164
And I Don't Think
I'll Ever Forget--

477
00:19:53,164 --> 00:19:57,031
"In A Sense, We Have Come
To Our Nation's Capitol

478
00:19:57,031 --> 00:19:58,231
"To Cash A Check.

479
00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:00,831
"When The Architects
Of Our Republic

480
00:20:00,831 --> 00:20:02,597
"Wrote The Magnificent Words

481
00:20:02,597 --> 00:20:05,964
"Of The Constitution And
The Declaration Of Independence

482
00:20:05,964 --> 00:20:09,064
"They Were Signing
A Promissory Note

483
00:20:09,064 --> 00:20:13,031
To Which Every American
Was To Fall Heir."

484
00:20:14,031 --> 00:20:15,297
This Is Great.

485
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:18,397
I Didn't Have To Go
To The Library After All.

486
00:20:18,397 --> 00:20:22,397
All I Had To Do Was
Have Dinner With My Family.

487
00:20:22,397 --> 00:20:24,264
Whoa, Wait A Sec.

488
00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:27,964
Up In The Bottom Drawer
Of Your Mother's Dresser--

489
00:20:27,964 --> 00:20:31,131
Pictures,
Old Newspaper Clippings.

490
00:20:31,131 --> 00:20:33,931
Your Father's
"Kiss Me" Buttons, Too.

491
00:20:33,931 --> 00:20:35,464
Thanks.

492
00:20:35,464 --> 00:20:38,597
I'm Glad Theo
Had That Paper To Write.

493
00:20:38,597 --> 00:20:41,231
It Brought Back
A Lot Of Memories.

494
00:20:41,231 --> 00:20:42,531
It Certainly Did.

495
00:20:42,531 --> 00:20:44,031
Russell, Do You Remember

496
00:20:44,031 --> 00:20:46,531
Someone Way
In The Back Of The Bus

497
00:20:46,531 --> 00:20:47,931
Starting To Sing:

498
00:20:47,931 --> 00:20:53,064
♪ Mine Eyes Have Seen
The Glory ♪

499
00:20:53,064 --> 00:20:57,231
♪ Of The Coming Of The Lord ♪

500
00:20:57,231 --> 00:21:01,264
♪ He Is Trampling Out
The Vintage ♪

501
00:21:01,264 --> 00:21:05,964
♪ Where The Grapes Of Wrath
Are Stored ♪

502
00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:10,231
♪ He Hath Loosed
The Fateful Lightning ♪

503
00:21:10,231 --> 00:21:15,164
♪ Of His Terrible Swift Sword ♪

504
00:21:15,164 --> 00:21:23,731
♪ His Truth Is Marching On ♪