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Hi, Rudy.

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Hi, Mommy.

3
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I Didn't Do It.

4
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Are You Telling Me The Truth?

5
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Rudy, Why Did
You Do This?

6
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I Wanted To See If Daddy
Could Look Like A Woman.

7
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Well, He Doesn't Look Too Bad.

8
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Cliff?

9
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Cliff...

10
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Hey. How You Doing?

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Oh, Fine.

12
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What You Laughing At?

13
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Cliff, You Are So Beautiful.

14
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And You're Beautiful, Too.

15
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You Are Really Beautiful.

16
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Go To The Mirror And Look.

17
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Why?

18
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Just... Go Look.

19
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I Don't Have To.

20
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!I Want You To See
The New And Improved You.

21
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And Who Do I Have
To Thank For This?

22
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Me. Are You Mad?

23
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No. Why Did You Choose My Face
To Express Yourself?

24
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I'm Sorry.

25
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Where Did You Get
This Makeup, Rudy?

26
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It's Vanessa's.

27
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This Is Vanessa's Makeup?

28
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Yes. I Got It Out
Of Her School Bag.

29
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I Think I'll Have
A Talk With Vanessa.

30
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I'll Join You.

31
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No, This Isn't The Right Time

32
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For Vanessa To See
The New And Improved You.

33
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Daddy?

34
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Yes.

35
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You Look Good.

36
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(<I>Knocking)</I>

37
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Come In.

38
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Hello, Vanessa.

39
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Hi, Mom.

40
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How Are You?

41
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Great.
How Are You?

42
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Oh, I'm Fine.

43
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Rudy Found This
In Your Book Bag.

44
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She Did?

45
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Mm-Hmm.

46
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Mom, Talk To Her.

47
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She Always Goes
Through My Things.

48
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It's An Invasion Of Privacy.

49
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Do You Know What's In Here?

50
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Well...

51
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Vanessa?

52
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It's Makeup.

53
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The Rule In This House Is
No Makeup Until You're 15.

54
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Fifteen?!

55
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Vanessa, You Knew That.

56
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But You Never Said It To Me.

57
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I Am Now.
You Don't Need Makeup.

58
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You're Putting It On
So You Can Look Older.

59
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Why Are You Trying
To Grow Up So Fast?

60
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Mom, I'm Not.

61
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I'm 13 Years Old.

62
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I'm Practically A Woman.

63
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You Are Not A Woman.
You Are A Child.

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I'm A <I>Young</I> Woman.

65
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You Are An <I>Old</I> Child.

66
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Aren't I At Least
A <I>Beginning</I> Woman?

67
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Okay, Vanessa,
You Are A <I>Beginning</I> Woman.

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I Need Practice.

69
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And At <I>15</I> You Will Get
All The Practice You Need.

70
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That Was The Rule
For Sondra, Denise

71
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And Now
For You.

72
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When Denise And Sondra Were 13,
Things Were Different.

73
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The "Earthy" Look Was In--

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Sloppy Clothes, No Makeup.

75
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But Now Everybody
Wears Makeup.

76
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I Don't Care.

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Mother, <I>All</I> Of My Friends Are Wearing Makeup.

78
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Rebecca's Mother
Let's Her Wear Makeup.

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I Am Not
Rebecca's Mother.

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If You Want To Live
With Her Rules

81
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Go Live In Her House.

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No Makeup.
Is That Clear?

83
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Yes, Mom.

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Good.

85
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Life Is So Hard!

86
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I Know.

87
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And You're Just
A <I>Beginning</I> Woman.

88
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Ah, Smells Good!

89
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Thank You.

90
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Vegetable Stock.

91
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I'm Going To Poach
The Fish In It.

92
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You Need Something With
A Little Zest In There.

93
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No, Cliff.

94
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It Needs Cliff's Down-Home,
Good-Enough-To-Eat-By-Itself

95
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But-Tastes-Even-Better-With
The Lemon Fish Sauce.

96
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Are You Putting
Anything Weird In This?

97
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No.
Just Some Lemon And Sawdust.

98
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Cliff...

99
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I'm Just Kidding.

100
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What Happened With You
And Miss Vanessa?

101
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At 13, I Was Just Like That.

102
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Really?

103
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Drove My
Mother Crazy.

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I Wanted To Wear Makeup.

105
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Why Is It Always Like That?

106
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When We're 13,
We Want To Be 16.

107
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When We're 16,
We Want To Be 18.

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When We're 18,
We Can't Wait Until We're 21.

109
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Never Had That Problem.

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All I Wanted To Do
Was Just Enjoy The Age I Was.

111
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You Never Wanted To Be Older?

112
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No, Indeed.

113
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Then Why Is It That
When You Were 16 Years Old

114
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You Dressed In One Of
Your Father's Suits

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With A Hat Pulled Down
Over One Eye

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And A <I>Sad</I> Little Mustache Penciled In?

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That Had Nothing To Do
With Looking Old.

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I Wanted To Look Like
Duke Ellington.

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You Were Cute.

120
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Really?

121
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Oh, Yes.

122
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I Still Have That Hat
Upstairs In The Room.

123
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You Should Wear It Later.

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I Think I Can Find
The Suit, Too.

125
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You Won't Need The Suit.

126
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I Said, "Later."

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Daddy, Can I
Have A Lemon?

128
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Why?

129
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I Want To Eat It.

130
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Really?
This Is A Lemon.

131
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I Know That.

132
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Aren't You Thinking
About Oranges?

133
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No, I'm Thinking Of Lemons.

134
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Okay.

135
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Mmm, Refreshing.

136
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Rudy, Go Upstairs
And Wash Up For Dinner.

137
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All Right.

138
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That's Your Child.

139
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I Know.

140
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Have You Seen
The Fire Extinguishers?

141
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Why, Son, Is There A Fire?

142
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No, I Need To Find
The Extinguishers.

143
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In Our Health Class,
We're Studying Fire Prevention.

144
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I Have To Draw
A Plan Of The House

145
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Showing Where We Keep The Fire
Extinguishers And Smoke Alarms.

146
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That's A Good Assignment.

147
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I Found The Smoke Alarms,
But No Fire Extinguishers.

148
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Well, They're In The House.

149
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I Bought Them.

150
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Where Are They?

151
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Well... Um...

152
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There's One In Each Car.

153
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And Then, Uh...

154
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In A Fire, You Would Not
Have Time To Stop And Think.

155
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You Should Know Exactly Where
The Fire Extinguishers Are.

156
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Yeah, Well,
I Know Where They Are

157
00:08:05,048 --> 00:08:07,317
Because I Move Them Around

158
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So That The Fire
Doesn't Know Where They Are.

159
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Dad, This Is Serious.

160
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As An Authority Figure
Of This House

161
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You Should Make Every Effort
To Understand Fire Safety.

162
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Theo Is Right.
We Should Know More About This.

163
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I Know Fire Safety.

164
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That's What A Lot
Of People Think.

165
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Let Me Ask You This.

166
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"True Or False:

167
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"If A Grease Fire Breaks Out

168
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You Should Throw Water
On It Immediately."

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True.

170
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<I>Wrong,</I> Dad.

171
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Water Will Spread A Grease Fire.

172
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I Knew That.

173
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You Knew That?

174
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I Did Know That.
You Use Baking Soda.

175
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That's Good, Mom.

176
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Or You Can Use

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A Chemical-Based
Fire Extinguisher.

178
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Okay, Ask Me Another Question.

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"On Electrical Fires

180
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You Should Always Use
A Fire Extinguisher."

181
00:09:00,365 --> 00:09:03,940
There You Go. Always Use
A Fire Extinguisher.

182
00:09:04,841 --> 00:09:07,243
<I>Wrong,</I> Dad.

183
00:09:07,243 --> 00:09:08,878
Wrong, What?

184
00:09:08,878 --> 00:09:11,365
Some Fire Extinguishers
Are Water-Based.

185
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I Knew That, Too.

186
00:09:15,819 --> 00:09:22,258
You Can Know Everything
After The Answer Has Been Given.

187
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Give Me This.

188
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I'll Ask You
A Question, Okay?

189
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Okay.

190
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"What Are The Three
Most Important Things

191
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You Should Do To Maintain
Your Smoke Alarm?"

192
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One: Test It.

193
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Okay.

194
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Two: Charge The Batteries
At Least Every Year.

195
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And Three: Vacuum The Alarm
Every Three Months

196
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To Make Sure It's Free
From Dust Particles.

197
00:09:50,019 --> 00:09:51,221
<I>Wrong!</I>

198
00:09:51,221 --> 00:09:52,255
No, Dad.

199
00:09:52,255 --> 00:09:53,957
It's Wrong!
It's Wrong!

200
00:09:53,957 --> 00:09:55,325
Sounded Right To Me.

201
00:09:55,325 --> 00:09:57,358
Oh, Sure.
It Sounded Right To You.

202
00:09:57,358 --> 00:10:00,230
It Would Be
A Good Idea

203
00:10:00,230 --> 00:10:02,999
If This Family Had A Fire Drill.

204
00:10:02,999 --> 00:10:04,100
I Agree.

205
00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:06,169
Just Have It After Dinner.

206
00:10:06,169 --> 00:10:08,138
It Has To Be A Surprise.

207
00:10:08,138 --> 00:10:09,205
No, Son.

208
00:10:09,205 --> 00:10:11,360
There's An Old Roman Saying:

209
00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:17,247
"By Age, <I>Not</I> By Knowledge,
Do You Acquire Wisdom."

210
00:10:17,247 --> 00:10:18,214
Cliff?

211
00:10:18,214 --> 00:10:19,015
Yes, Dear.

212
00:10:19,015 --> 00:10:20,367
<I>Wrong!</I>

213
00:10:20,367 --> 00:10:22,365
Wrong Again?

214
00:10:22,365 --> 00:10:24,053
Wrong Again.

215
00:10:24,053 --> 00:10:25,361
The Saying Is:

216
00:10:25,361 --> 00:10:29,659
"Not By Age, <I>But</I> By Knowledge
Is Wisdom Acquired."

217
00:10:29,659 --> 00:10:30,760
Thanks, Mom.

218
00:10:33,364 --> 00:10:39,969
Why Do You Always Pick On Me?

219
00:10:39,969 --> 00:10:41,237
I'm Sorry.

220
00:10:41,237 --> 00:10:42,360
Sorry?

221
00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:44,707
I'm Going To Move Someplace

222
00:10:44,707 --> 00:10:47,877
Where People Won't
Make Fun Of Me.

223
00:10:48,945 --> 00:10:50,364
You Better Go Alone.

224
00:10:56,953 --> 00:10:58,359
What About Eye Shadow?

225
00:10:58,359 --> 00:10:59,360
Nope.

226
00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:00,360
How About Blush?

227
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,257
Uh-Uh.

228
00:11:01,257 --> 00:11:02,859
Not <I>Even</I> Blush?

229
00:11:02,859 --> 00:11:05,362
She Said I Can't Wear
Any Makeup.

230
00:11:05,362 --> 00:11:07,363
It's The Worst Day Of Your Life.

231
00:11:07,363 --> 00:11:11,134
Rebecca, This Isn't The End.
It's A New Beginning.

232
00:11:11,134 --> 00:11:12,068
For What?

233
00:11:12,068 --> 00:11:13,736
My Earthy Look.

234
00:11:13,736 --> 00:11:15,939
Vanessa, You Can't
Walk Around Like That.

235
00:11:15,939 --> 00:11:17,106
Like What?

236
00:11:17,106 --> 00:11:18,841
With Your Face Naked.

237
00:11:19,842 --> 00:11:21,778
We Did It Last Year.

238
00:11:21,778 --> 00:11:23,246
We Were Only 12.

239
00:11:23,246 --> 00:11:25,315
We Didn't Have
Our Look Together Yet.

240
00:11:25,315 --> 00:11:26,950
My Mom Was Serious.

241
00:11:26,950 --> 00:11:30,286
She Said She Doesn't Want
To See Me In Makeup.

242
00:11:30,286 --> 00:11:33,022
She Doesn't Want To <I>See</I> You,
And She Won't.

243
00:11:33,022 --> 00:11:34,123
You're Here.

244
00:11:34,123 --> 00:11:36,025
That Is Not What She Meant.

245
00:11:36,025 --> 00:11:37,358
That's What She Said.

246
00:11:37,358 --> 00:11:39,364
Technically,
You're Doing What She Said.

247
00:11:39,364 --> 00:11:41,130
I Don't Think So, Rebecca.

248
00:11:41,130 --> 00:11:43,360
Look At This--
"Ravishing Raspberry."

249
00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:44,968
I Don't Know, Rebecca.

250
00:11:44,968 --> 00:11:47,103
It's Made By
An Italian Princess

251
00:11:47,103 --> 00:11:48,905
Who Has A Famous
Dermatology Firm

252
00:11:48,905 --> 00:11:50,359
In New Jersey.

253
00:11:50,359 --> 00:11:51,363
Really?

254
00:11:51,363 --> 00:11:56,212
This Has Dehydrated Raspberries
And <I>Real</I> Italian Mud.

255
00:11:57,780 --> 00:12:00,049
And Since It's Made
With Raspberries

256
00:12:00,049 --> 00:12:02,218
It Doesn't Really
Count As Makeup, Right?

257
00:12:02,218 --> 00:12:03,286
Right.

258
00:12:03,286 --> 00:12:05,054
Okay, I'll Try
A Little.

259
00:12:05,054 --> 00:12:06,362
You'll Feel
Much Better.

260
00:12:16,551 --> 00:12:18,038
What You Doing, Theo?

261
00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,921
I'm Cleaning The Smoke Alarm.

262
00:12:19,921 --> 00:12:20,721
How Come?

263
00:12:20,721 --> 00:12:22,523
Well, It's Because...

264
00:12:23,958 --> 00:12:25,593
What's Wrong?

265
00:12:25,593 --> 00:12:27,862
Your Face.

266
00:12:27,862 --> 00:12:29,044
What About It?

267
00:12:29,044 --> 00:12:31,432
You've Got Junk
Around Your Eyes.

268
00:12:32,433 --> 00:12:33,868
I Do?

269
00:12:33,868 --> 00:12:35,043
Yeah.

270
00:12:35,043 --> 00:12:37,040
Oh, No!

271
00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:41,742
Vanessa,
Are You Wearing Makeup?

272
00:12:41,742 --> 00:12:44,038
I Thought I Got It Off.

273
00:12:44,038 --> 00:12:48,041
Vanessa, You Know You're Not
Supposed To Wear Makeup.

274
00:12:48,041 --> 00:12:50,885
I'll Get Some Cream.
Mom Will Kill Me.

275
00:12:50,885 --> 00:12:53,821
You Can't.
Mom's Up There.

276
00:12:53,821 --> 00:12:54,989
Use The Sink.

277
00:12:54,989 --> 00:12:56,757
I Can't. It's Waterproof.

278
00:12:56,757 --> 00:12:59,927
I Could Vacuum It Off.

279
00:12:59,927 --> 00:13:01,696
You've Got To Help Me.

280
00:13:01,696 --> 00:13:04,045
Go Upstairs
And Get Some Cold Cream.

281
00:13:04,045 --> 00:13:05,038
For $5.00.

282
00:13:05,038 --> 00:13:08,043
This Is No Time
To Play Around.

283
00:13:08,043 --> 00:13:09,704
Okay,
I'll Do It.

284
00:13:09,704 --> 00:13:10,705
Thank You.

285
00:13:15,038 --> 00:13:16,444
Vanessa?

286
00:13:16,444 --> 00:13:18,047
Vanessa, Come Here.

287
00:13:19,380 --> 00:13:20,848
Hi, Mom.

288
00:13:22,383 --> 00:13:26,039
You Know I Don't Like You
Wearing Sunglasses In The House.

289
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:27,039
Okay.

290
00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:28,040
Vanessa?

291
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:31,038
Vanessa,
Come Down Here, Please.

292
00:13:34,562 --> 00:13:35,963
Look At Me.

293
00:13:38,039 --> 00:13:39,800
Mm-Mm-Mmm.

294
00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:43,038
When A Person
Takes Off Her Sunglasses

295
00:13:43,038 --> 00:13:47,575
It's Amazing What You Can See
Around Her Eyes.

296
00:13:47,575 --> 00:13:49,944
Mom, Could I Say One Thing?

297
00:13:49,944 --> 00:13:50,745
Mm-Hmm.

298
00:13:50,745 --> 00:13:53,347
I Didn't Plan To Put Makeup On.

299
00:13:53,347 --> 00:13:57,351
I Was Talking To Rebecca,
And Suddenly I Was Wearing It.

300
00:13:57,351 --> 00:13:58,786
It's Like Temporary Insanity.

301
00:13:58,786 --> 00:14:01,522
If You Look
At My Record

302
00:14:01,522 --> 00:14:04,358
You'll See I've Never
Done Anything Like This

303
00:14:04,358 --> 00:14:06,527
And I'll Never Do This Again.

304
00:14:06,527 --> 00:14:07,428
Finished?

305
00:14:07,428 --> 00:14:10,798
If You Think Of What
I Could Have Been Doing

306
00:14:10,798 --> 00:14:12,038
Vanessa.
This Is
Nothing...

307
00:14:12,038 --> 00:14:13,039
Mom...

308
00:14:13,039 --> 00:14:15,736
You Should Know
That Every Word You Say

309
00:14:15,736 --> 00:14:18,038
Is Only Going To
Make Me Angrier.

310
00:14:18,038 --> 00:14:19,043
Go Upstairs.

311
00:14:19,043 --> 00:14:21,044
Don't Come Down
Until You're Called.

312
00:14:21,044 --> 00:14:22,044
Yes, Mom.

313
00:14:24,512 --> 00:14:25,846
One Hundred...

314
00:14:25,846 --> 00:14:27,581
Ninety-Nine...

315
00:14:28,582 --> 00:14:29,483
Ninety-Eight...

316
00:14:29,483 --> 00:14:31,038
Ninety-Seven...

317
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,687
You're Counting.
Ninety-Six...

318
00:14:32,687 --> 00:14:34,622
Yes, I Am. Ninety-Five...

319
00:14:34,622 --> 00:14:36,041
Who Did It?

320
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,792
Vanessa. Ninety-Four...

321
00:14:37,792 --> 00:14:38,359
What?

322
00:14:38,359 --> 00:14:40,494
After All We
Went Through Yesterday

323
00:14:40,494 --> 00:14:42,797
She Showed Up Today
Wearing Makeup.

324
00:14:42,797 --> 00:14:44,532
No, She Didn't.

325
00:14:44,532 --> 00:14:45,666
Yes, She Did.

326
00:14:45,666 --> 00:14:46,867
I'm So Angry

327
00:14:46,867 --> 00:14:50,004
I Told Her To Go Upstairs
Until She's Called.

328
00:14:50,004 --> 00:14:51,772
Good Idea.

329
00:14:51,772 --> 00:14:55,045
Why Is It Always Like This
When They're 13?!

330
00:14:55,045 --> 00:14:56,844
I've Been Through
Three Girls

331
00:14:56,844 --> 00:15:00,848
And It's Always The Same Thing--
13... Makeup.

332
00:15:00,848 --> 00:15:03,038
I Have Good News For You.

333
00:15:03,038 --> 00:15:06,354
You Only Have
One More To Go-- Rudy.

334
00:15:06,354 --> 00:15:11,042
When Rudy Turns 13,
We Should Run Away From Home

335
00:15:11,042 --> 00:15:14,495
Because I'll Be Too Old
To Live Through This.

336
00:15:14,495 --> 00:15:18,038
Let's Bring Rudy Down Here Now,
Put Makeup On Her

337
00:15:18,038 --> 00:15:20,000
And Start Yelling At Her.

338
00:15:21,001 --> 00:15:22,536
(<I>Knocking)</I>

339
00:15:22,536 --> 00:15:23,938
(<I>Sigh)</I>

340
00:15:23,938 --> 00:15:25,040
Come In.

341
00:15:26,507 --> 00:15:28,038
What Happened?

342
00:15:28,038 --> 00:15:28,909
Nothing.

343
00:15:28,909 --> 00:15:30,478
She Let You Off?

344
00:15:30,478 --> 00:15:33,046
No, She Said To Wait Here
Until I'm Called.

345
00:15:33,046 --> 00:15:35,046
Whoa!

346
00:15:35,046 --> 00:15:35,983
What?

347
00:15:35,983 --> 00:15:38,853
She's So Mad
She Needs Time To Cool Off.

348
00:15:38,853 --> 00:15:40,038
She Is?

349
00:15:40,038 --> 00:15:42,556
Yup. She Did It With Me Once.

350
00:15:42,556 --> 00:15:45,860
It Was After I Put Her Watch
In The Dishwasher.

351
00:15:45,860 --> 00:15:49,563
I Wanted To See If It Was
Waterproof Like The Commercial.

352
00:15:49,563 --> 00:15:51,632
When Did You Do That?

353
00:15:51,632 --> 00:15:53,901
When I Was 13.

354
00:15:53,901 --> 00:15:57,047
I Don't Think What I Did
Is That Bad.

355
00:15:57,047 --> 00:16:01,038
She Told You Not To Wear Makeup,
And You Did.

356
00:16:01,038 --> 00:16:02,510
She Never Told Me

357
00:16:02,510 --> 00:16:05,513
I Couldn't Put Her Watch
In The Dishwasher.

358
00:16:05,513 --> 00:16:06,881
(<I>Knocking)</I>

359
00:16:06,881 --> 00:16:10,885
(♪<I>Humming The Theme</I>
<I>From "Dragnet"♪)</I>

360
00:16:10,885 --> 00:16:12,953
What's Going On?

361
00:16:12,953 --> 00:16:15,047
Nothing, Rudy.
I Think You Should Leave.

362
00:16:15,047 --> 00:16:16,047
Why?

363
00:16:16,047 --> 00:16:18,038
Mom Caught Vanessa
With Makeup.

364
00:16:18,038 --> 00:16:19,794
She's On Her Way Up.

365
00:16:19,794 --> 00:16:21,896
You're Not Supposed
To Wear Makeup.

366
00:16:21,896 --> 00:16:23,697
Rudy, Get Out, Okay?

367
00:16:23,697 --> 00:16:24,999
Rudy, You'd Better Go.

368
00:16:24,999 --> 00:16:27,501
When Are We Having
The Fire Drill?

369
00:16:27,501 --> 00:16:29,038
Fire Drill--
Great Idea!

370
00:16:29,038 --> 00:16:30,404
Let's Have It Now.

371
00:16:30,404 --> 00:16:34,041
A Fire Drill Would Only Postpone
Your Date With Doom.

372
00:16:34,041 --> 00:16:36,410
(<I>Authoritative Knocking)</I>

373
00:16:41,482 --> 00:16:42,883
<I>Rudy:</I> Hi.

374
00:16:42,883 --> 00:16:45,786
Vanessa, We'd Like
To Speak With You.

375
00:16:47,044 --> 00:16:48,422
Good Luck.

376
00:16:48,422 --> 00:16:49,957
Rudy, Please Leave.

377
00:16:49,957 --> 00:16:52,860
Aw, Mom, You Always Say That.

378
00:16:52,860 --> 00:16:54,695
We Always Mean It.

379
00:16:56,831 --> 00:16:58,046
Could I Say One Thing?

380
00:16:58,046 --> 00:17:00,000
One Short Thing.

381
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:04,605
I Did It, I'm Sorry...
And I Should Be Punished.

382
00:17:04,605 --> 00:17:08,375
We Know It, We Accept,
And You Will Be.

383
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:12,446
I Just Have To Say This--
It Wasn't My Fault.

384
00:17:12,446 --> 00:17:14,448
It Wasn't Your Fault?
No.

385
00:17:14,448 --> 00:17:17,518
I Went To School Saying,
"I Won't Wear Makeup."

386
00:17:17,518 --> 00:17:19,920
Then Rebecca Says
I Really Need It.

387
00:17:19,984 --> 00:17:22,648
We're Not Here
To Talk About Makeup.

388
00:17:22,648 --> 00:17:23,644
You're Not?

389
00:17:23,644 --> 00:17:25,644
We're Here To Talk About Rules.

390
00:17:25,644 --> 00:17:29,644
Your Father And I Expect You
To Follow The Rules We Make.

391
00:17:29,644 --> 00:17:32,130
We're Not Trying
To Spoil Your Fun.

392
00:17:32,130 --> 00:17:34,652
We Make Rules Because We Think
They're Good For You.

393
00:17:34,652 --> 00:17:37,201
Whether You Agree
With Them Or Not

394
00:17:37,201 --> 00:17:38,970
A Rule Is A Rule.

395
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:41,305
You Were Told
Not To Do Something

396
00:17:41,305 --> 00:17:42,974
And You Did It Anyway.

397
00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:44,408
Don't Do That Again.

398
00:17:44,408 --> 00:17:46,144
I Won't, Mom.

399
00:17:46,144 --> 00:17:47,643
Cliff, Anything To Add?

400
00:17:47,643 --> 00:17:48,648
Yeah.

401
00:17:48,648 --> 00:17:50,047
See, I Think...

402
00:17:50,047 --> 00:17:52,049
I'm Sorry, Mom.

403
00:17:52,049 --> 00:17:53,151
I'm Sorry.

404
00:17:53,151 --> 00:17:55,219
I Know...

405
00:17:55,219 --> 00:17:56,220
See...

406
00:17:56,220 --> 00:17:58,122
<I>Clair:</I> And I Love You...

407
00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:03,643
But You're Grounded
For A Year.

408
00:18:03,643 --> 00:18:05,129
A Year?

409
00:18:05,129 --> 00:18:08,266
I'll Settle
For A Week.

410
00:18:08,266 --> 00:18:11,652
And That's All I Have To Say.

411
00:18:20,578 --> 00:18:23,643
Well, I Said Good Night
To Vanessa.

412
00:18:23,643 --> 00:18:25,149
How Is She?

413
00:18:25,149 --> 00:18:27,185
Pitiful.

414
00:18:27,185 --> 00:18:29,643
I Don't Know
Who Made Up Grounding

415
00:18:29,643 --> 00:18:32,290
But I'm Sure
They Didn't Have Children.

416
00:18:33,291 --> 00:18:36,643
The Next Time
You And I Ground A Child

417
00:18:36,643 --> 00:18:39,130
We Do It
At Somebody Else's House

418
00:18:39,130 --> 00:18:41,265
And Leave The Child There.

419
00:18:41,265 --> 00:18:45,269
We've Survived Other Groundings.
We'll Survive This One.

420
00:18:45,269 --> 00:18:47,371
<I>I Hope So.</I>

421
00:18:47,371 --> 00:18:49,643
(<I>Theo Imitating</I>
<I>Alarm Bell)</I>

422
00:18:49,643 --> 00:18:51,175
<I>Theo:</I>
<I>Fire Drill!</I>

423
00:18:51,175 --> 00:18:53,144
<I>If You Hear</I>
<I>The Alarm, Yell!</I>

424
00:18:53,144 --> 00:18:54,212
I Hear It!

425
00:18:54,212 --> 00:18:56,080
<I>Rudy And Vanessa:</I><I>I Hear It!</I>

426
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:57,643
Mom, Let's Go!

427
00:18:57,643 --> 00:18:58,646
Okay, Okay.

428
00:18:58,646 --> 00:19:00,051
Where's Dad?

429
00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:01,644
He's In The Bathroom.

430
00:19:01,644 --> 00:19:03,087
Dad, Come On.

431
00:19:03,087 --> 00:19:04,643
Let's Go. Fire Drill.

432
00:19:05,643 --> 00:19:07,643
Dad! Let's Go!

433
00:19:07,643 --> 00:19:09,643
(<I>Imitating Alarm Bell)</I>

434
00:19:10,643 --> 00:19:12,129
<I>Cliff:</I>
<I>What?</I>

435
00:19:12,129 --> 00:19:14,131
Come On.
Fire Drill.

436
00:19:15,132 --> 00:19:16,643
<I>So What?</I>

437
00:19:16,643 --> 00:19:20,137
Dad, You've Got To
Leave The House.

438
00:19:21,138 --> 00:19:22,373
<I>I'm Busy.</I>

439
00:19:22,373 --> 00:19:25,476
Dad, Come On.
I'm Timing This.

440
00:19:25,476 --> 00:19:28,643
<I>Is The House</I>
<I>On Fire?</I>

441
00:19:28,643 --> 00:19:31,449
<I>When It Is,</I>
<I>Let Me Know.</I>

442
00:19:31,449 --> 00:19:33,517
Come On, Dad, I'm Serious.

443
00:19:33,517 --> 00:19:38,122
<I>How Come When Your Mother's</I>
<I>In Here, No One Bothers Her?</I>

444
00:19:38,122 --> 00:19:41,643
<I>Every Time I'm In This Place,</I><I>There's A Parade.</I>

445
00:19:41,643 --> 00:19:44,428
Please Get Downstairs
As Soon As You Can.

446
00:19:44,428 --> 00:19:46,430
<I>Go Ahead.</I>
<I>I Do Not Care.</I>

447
00:19:46,430 --> 00:19:49,166
What Are
You Doing?

448
00:19:49,166 --> 00:19:52,536
If There Was A Fire,
You Wouldn't Be Inside.

449
00:19:52,536 --> 00:19:53,643
It's Cold Outside.

450
00:19:53,643 --> 00:19:56,140
Can We Just Stand
On The Stoop?

451
00:19:56,140 --> 00:19:57,174
Sure. Let's Go.

452
00:19:57,174 --> 00:19:58,209
Where's Daddy?

453
00:19:58,209 --> 00:20:00,011
We Can't Wait For Him.

454
00:20:00,011 --> 00:20:01,012
Come On.

455
00:20:02,013 --> 00:20:05,643
<I>Theo:</I> Fifty-Four Seconds--
Not Bad For The First Try.

456
00:20:05,643 --> 00:20:06,643
<I>Vanessa:</I>
I'm Cold.

457
00:20:06,643 --> 00:20:08,152
<I>Clair:</I> Theo, Open The
Door.

458
00:20:08,152 --> 00:20:10,643
Okay. The Fire Drill
Is Now Over.

459
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,056
Thank You.

460
00:20:12,056 --> 00:20:13,643
Theo,
Use Your Key.

461
00:20:13,643 --> 00:20:15,092
My Key?
Yes.

462
00:20:15,092 --> 00:20:18,162
You Did Bring
Your Key?

463
00:20:18,162 --> 00:20:21,165
You Brought Us Out Here
In The Cold

464
00:20:21,165 --> 00:20:23,643
And You Don't
Have A Key?!

465
00:20:23,643 --> 00:20:26,170
Quit Complaining.
I Saved Your Life.

466
00:20:26,170 --> 00:20:28,139
Let's Not Fight
About This.

467
00:20:28,139 --> 00:20:29,643
Ring The Doorbell.

468
00:20:29,643 --> 00:20:32,476
Your Father Will Come
And Open This Door.

469
00:20:32,476 --> 00:20:34,111
(<I>Doorbell)</I>

470
00:20:34,111 --> 00:20:35,413
Cliff!

471
00:20:35,413 --> 00:20:37,048
<I>Dad!</I>

472
00:20:37,048 --> 00:20:38,643
<I>Come On,</I>
<I>Dad!</I>

473
00:20:38,643 --> 00:20:40,351
<I>Dad,</I><I>We're</I><I>Cold!</I>

474
00:20:40,351 --> 00:20:41,485
Come On!

475
00:20:41,485 --> 00:20:42,643
Wait A Minute.

476
00:20:42,643 --> 00:20:44,643
Let's Not Disturb
The Entire Neighborhood.

477
00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:46,643
Vanessa, Check
The Back Door.

478
00:20:46,643 --> 00:20:48,643
Theo, Check
The Basement Windows.

479
00:20:48,643 --> 00:20:51,962
You And I Will
Check The Windows
On This Floor.

480
00:20:52,963 --> 00:20:54,465
Okay...

481
00:20:55,466 --> 00:20:59,236
I'll Make The Fire Drill
Complete.

482
00:21:00,237 --> 00:21:01,651
Okay, I'm Here.

483
00:21:01,651 --> 00:21:02,651
<I>Clair:</I> Cliff,
Don't...

484
00:21:02,651 --> 00:21:03,974
(<I>Slam)</I>

485
00:21:04,975 --> 00:21:06,643
Oh, Cliff...

486
00:21:07,643 --> 00:21:09,246
(<I>Knocking)</I>