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What Did You Get
For Nineteen?

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Number Nineteen...
Ferdinand Magellan.

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All Right!
Magellan!

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One More Right,
And I Ace The Test.

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Ladies And Gentlemen,
This One Is For The Car

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And The Trip
To Hawaii.

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Number Twenty Was...?

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Coronado.

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It Was Pizarro.

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It Had To
Be Coronado.

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Tanya, We're Talking
Senor Pizarro, Here.

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Ask Andy.
He Gets Straight As.

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Hey, Andy?

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What Was Number Twenty?

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Cortez.

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So We Got
One Wrong.

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Theo...

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Yeah.

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See You Later.

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Okay.

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Hey, Dad.

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Hey.

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I Need To Discuss
Something With You.

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What Is It?

25
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It's A Relationship Thing.

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I've Been Seeing
Tanya For A While

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And We Like Each Other.

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What's Wrong?

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Another Girl Is After Me.

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Randi Taylor.
She's Incredible.

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Every Guy At School Has
Asked Her Out And Failed.

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And She Wants You?

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No Matter
Where I Am

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She's Looking At Me.

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It's Not A Regular Look.

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It's One Of These...

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All The Time?

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Every Time
I Turn Around.

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How Come Every Time
You Turn Around

40
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You're Looking At Her?

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To See If She's
Looking At Me.

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I See.

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She Starts It.

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Does She Know You're
Going With Tanya?

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She Has To,
But I Don't Think She Cares.

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She's Willing To Throw Caution
To The Wind To Get You?

47
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I Don't Know
About All That.

48
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But Look What She
Left In My Locker.

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"Hi, Theo...
Randi."

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Check Out How She Dotted
The "I" In Her Name.

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With A Circle.

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Not A Circle.
It's A Heart.

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Okay... If You Look
At It Long Enough.

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What Should I Do?

55
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That's A
Tough Question.

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I Like Tanya

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And I Don't Want
To Hurt Her Feelings.

58
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But It's Obvious
Randi Likes Me.

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If I Don't Do Anything,
She'll Feel Rejected.

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You Don't Want That.

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So, As A Courtesy

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I Should
Take Her Out Once, Right?

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Well?

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Well, <I>What?</I>

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Tell Me What
I Should Do.

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You're My Father.

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I'm Coming To You
For Guidance.

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You Want Me To Tell You
To Go Out With Randi.

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You Think I Should Take Her Out?

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I Didn't Say That.

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So I Shouldn't Take Her Out?

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I Didn't Say <I>That.</I>

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What Are You Saying?

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I Have Five Children.

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I've Lived Through
Two Older Daughters.

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I've Dealt With
Matters Of The Heart.

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I'm Not Doing
That Anymore.

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Just Tell Me
When You're
Getting Married...

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What The Date Is.

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I Will Show Up.

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I Will Bring A Present.

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I'll Have
A Card

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That Says "Congratulations
To Theo And Randi"

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Or "Theo And Tanya"

85
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Or "Theo And
The Ice Capades."

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So I'm On My Own?

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If You Have
A Problem--

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A Matter Of The Heart--

89
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And You Want Somebody To Talk To

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Who Will Listen And
Not Give You An Answer

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I'm Here All The Time.

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Thanks, Dad.

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You're Welcome.

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(<I>Knocking</I>)

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Come In.

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Hey, Theo.

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What's Up?

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Ready To Study?

99
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I Suppose.

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A Little More
Enthusiasm, Will You?

101
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We're Talking
Higher Education, Here.

102
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When Did You Get
Excited About College?

103
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One Day I Realized
I Wanted To Go.

104
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When His Dad Said
If He Didn't, Get A Degree

105
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He Wouldn't Get
The Family Business.

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That Helped Me.
So Could We Start?

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Okay.

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First, Can You Guys
Keep A Secret?

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Yeah.

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Sure.

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You Can't
Tell Anyone.

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Do You Know
Randi Taylor?

113
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Are You Kidding?

114
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Burger Supreme.

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She's After Me.

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Are You Sure?

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Yes.

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How Do
You Know?

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This Was In
My Locker.

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Wow! You
Are Set.

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See The
Heart?

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Where?
Where?

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Over
The "I".

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That's
A Circle.

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It's
A Heart.

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Maybe Her
Pen Slipped.

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How Do You Live
Such A Full Life?

128
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I Didn't
Do Anything.

129
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She Made
The First Move.

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Unbelievable.

131
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I'm Not Surprised.

132
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Lots Of Girls
Like You.

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Get Out Of Here.

134
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They Talk
About You.

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Really?

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You Know
What They Say?

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What?

138
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You're Good-Looking,
But You Don't Know It.

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Get Out Of Here.

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That's What
Women Like--

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A Guy Who's Good-Looking,
But Acts Like He's Not.

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Cockroach, I'm
An Okay-Looking Guy.

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They Love It When
You're Not Conceited.

144
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That's Why Women Like You.

145
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Please!

146
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When I Started Acting
Like I Wasn't So Good-Looking

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It Helped A Lot.

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That's
My Problem.

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I Don't Know How
To Act Around Girls.

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Just Be Yourself.

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With A Little <I>Me</I>
Thrown In.

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Yeah, Very Little.

153
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You Asking Randi Out?

154
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I Don't Know.

155
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That Attitude Will Get
Her <I>More</I> Interested.

156
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I'm Not Sure
I Want That.

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Have You Talked To Her?

158
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Let's Drop It
And Start Studying.

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This Is Better
Than Studying.

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This Is Life.

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No, Gerald.
Theo's Right.

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We're Here To Get Me
My Scrap Iron Business.

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Let's Start With
The Verbal Section.

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These Are
Word Analogies.

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Number One:

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"Magnet Is To Metal As:

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"A) Hammer Is To Nail.
B) Radar Is To Airplane.

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C) Theo Is To Randi."

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"C."

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What Are You Doing?

171
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I Am Sending Denise
A Care Package.

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Oh, Good.

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Whoo-Hoo!
Macadamia Nuts.

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You're Sending Her
Macadamia Nuts?

175
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Yes.

176
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Denise Hates
Macadamia Nuts.

177
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Why Are You
Sending Them To Her?

178
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You Know Denise Loves
Macadamia Nuts.

179
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No, She Doesn't.

180
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She Does And You Know It.

181
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I Love Macadamia Nuts, Too.

182
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Well, If You Go To College,
I'll Send You Some.

183
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You're A Nice Person.

184
00:08:42,306 --> 00:08:44,375
Have You Spoken To Rudy?

185
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No. Why?

186
00:08:45,142 --> 00:08:47,178
Rudy Wants To Have A Tea Party.

187
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Theo And Vanessa Are Busy,
And I Have To Go To The Office

188
00:08:51,248 --> 00:08:53,451
So Could You Have Tea With Rudy?

189
00:08:53,451 --> 00:08:54,452
Are You
Kidding?

190
00:08:54,452 --> 00:08:56,800
I Love Rudy's Tea Parties.

191
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She Makes The Most
Delicious-Tasting Invisible Tea.

192
00:09:02,460 --> 00:09:03,806
She'll Be Thrilled.

193
00:09:03,806 --> 00:09:05,129
Where Is She?

194
00:09:05,129 --> 00:09:07,164
In The Living Room With Bobo.

195
00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:11,268
Hey.

196
00:09:11,268 --> 00:09:12,336
How You Doing?

197
00:09:12,336 --> 00:09:13,797
You Know What?

198
00:09:13,797 --> 00:09:15,206
I'm Very Upset.

199
00:09:15,206 --> 00:09:16,273
Why?

200
00:09:16,273 --> 00:09:17,798
Well,
I Heard

201
00:09:17,798 --> 00:09:19,310
That A Certain Person--

202
00:09:19,310 --> 00:09:21,797
I'm Not Naming Any Names
Or Anything--

203
00:09:21,797 --> 00:09:27,284
Is Having A Tea Party
And Didn't Invite <I>Me.</I>

204
00:09:27,284 --> 00:09:29,120
I Thought You Were Busy.

205
00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:30,287
Everyone Else Was.

206
00:09:30,287 --> 00:09:31,355
Busy?

207
00:09:31,355 --> 00:09:32,797
Do I Look Busy?

208
00:09:32,797 --> 00:09:35,292
Do I Look Like A Busy Person?

209
00:09:35,292 --> 00:09:36,594
I'll Get The Tea Set.

210
00:09:36,594 --> 00:09:37,595
No, No, No.

211
00:09:37,595 --> 00:09:38,596
Wait, Wait, Wait.

212
00:09:38,596 --> 00:09:40,464
If We're Going To Have Tea

213
00:09:40,464 --> 00:09:43,167
We Have To Do It The Proper Way.

214
00:09:43,167 --> 00:09:44,702
We'll Have It At Teatime.

215
00:09:44,702 --> 00:09:45,802
When's That?

216
00:09:45,802 --> 00:09:47,404
4:00 P.M.

217
00:09:47,404 --> 00:09:53,544
And We Will Dress Sort Of
Fancy-Like.

218
00:09:53,544 --> 00:09:54,801
I'll Wear A Dress.

219
00:09:54,801 --> 00:09:56,680
You'll Wear A Jacket And Tie.

220
00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:58,249
No Pants?

221
00:09:59,802 --> 00:10:01,285
Daddy!

222
00:10:02,186 --> 00:10:05,322
Amplifier Is To Hear
As Microscope Is To See.

223
00:10:05,322 --> 00:10:06,357
Right!

224
00:10:06,357 --> 00:10:07,625
All Right.

225
00:10:07,625 --> 00:10:08,801
Let's Take A Break.

226
00:10:08,801 --> 00:10:09,798
Good Idea.

227
00:10:09,798 --> 00:10:11,804
Yeah, My Brain Cells
Are Smoking.

228
00:10:11,804 --> 00:10:14,198
I Keep Thinking
About Your Problem, Theo.

229
00:10:14,198 --> 00:10:15,806
I'd Love To Have It.

230
00:10:15,806 --> 00:10:17,601
Who's It Going To Be?

231
00:10:17,601 --> 00:10:19,603
Tanya, Or The
Ever-Popular Randi?

232
00:10:19,603 --> 00:10:22,640
Maybe I Can Keep Tanya
As A Steady Girlfriend

233
00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:24,802
And Date Randi Once In A While.

234
00:10:24,802 --> 00:10:25,803
Dream On.

235
00:10:25,803 --> 00:10:27,711
That's Not How It Works.

236
00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:30,114
Theo, You Have
To Stay With Tanya.

237
00:10:30,114 --> 00:10:31,115
Why?

238
00:10:31,115 --> 00:10:32,797
He Gave Her A Ring.

239
00:10:32,797 --> 00:10:34,118
He Can Take It Back.

240
00:10:34,118 --> 00:10:36,120
So You're Voting For Randi?

241
00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:37,121
Absolutely.

242
00:10:37,121 --> 00:10:38,689
Don't Feel Sorry For Tanya

243
00:10:38,689 --> 00:10:40,224
'Cause I'll Start Dating Her.

244
00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:44,628
You're Not Going Out With Tanya.

245
00:10:44,628 --> 00:10:46,297
I Will If You Dump Her.

246
00:10:46,297 --> 00:10:48,165
I Don't Believe This.

247
00:10:48,165 --> 00:10:50,805
Would You Rather She
Went Out With Strangers?

248
00:10:50,805 --> 00:10:52,603
Yeah!

249
00:10:52,603 --> 00:10:53,798
Theo

250
00:10:53,798 --> 00:10:57,107
If You Dump Tanya,
She Can Date Anyone.

251
00:10:57,107 --> 00:10:58,609
It Should Be Me.

252
00:10:58,609 --> 00:11:00,311
Give Me One Good Reason.

253
00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:03,714
'Cause I Haven't Had A Date
In Four Months.

254
00:11:03,714 --> 00:11:04,797
Wait A Minute.

255
00:11:04,797 --> 00:11:07,384
What About That Date
With Lisa Worthington?

256
00:11:07,384 --> 00:11:08,752
We Didn't Go Out.

257
00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:10,487
We've Never Gone Out.

258
00:11:10,487 --> 00:11:13,802
You Told Me You Went Out
Six Or Seven Times.

259
00:11:13,802 --> 00:11:16,647
I Meant To Say

260
00:11:16,647 --> 00:11:21,018
That I've <I>Asked</I> Her Out
Six Or Seven Times.

261
00:11:21,018 --> 00:11:23,596
Do Girls Talk About Us
Like This?

262
00:11:23,596 --> 00:11:24,373
Nah.

263
00:11:24,373 --> 00:11:25,441
Are You
Kidding?

264
00:11:25,441 --> 00:11:27,176
I've Heard My Sisters.

265
00:11:27,176 --> 00:11:28,310
What Do They Say?

266
00:11:28,310 --> 00:11:31,514
Everything,
And They're Worse Than Us.

267
00:11:31,514 --> 00:11:32,515
Wait A Minute.

268
00:11:32,515 --> 00:11:34,083
You Mean They
Sit Around

269
00:11:34,083 --> 00:11:34,687
And Talk About
Our Bodies?

270
00:11:34,687 --> 00:11:35,985
Absolutely.

271
00:11:35,985 --> 00:11:38,621
And They Show No Mercy.

272
00:11:38,621 --> 00:11:39,989
That's Disgusting.

273
00:11:42,645 --> 00:11:43,864
You Guys See Yourself Being Married?

274
00:11:43,864 --> 00:11:46,409
I Wonder What It Would Be Like

275
00:11:46,409 --> 00:11:48,635
To Be With The Same Person
For 20 Years.

276
00:11:48,635 --> 00:11:51,513
My Folks Still Kiss
After 25 Years.

277
00:11:51,513 --> 00:11:53,549
Mine Are All Over Each Other.

278
00:11:55,450 --> 00:11:56,912
Is That All
Taped Up?

279
00:11:56,912 --> 00:11:58,538
Yes.

280
00:11:58,538 --> 00:12:01,278
It's All Taped Up
The Way You Want It?

281
00:12:01,278 --> 00:12:02,279
Yes.

282
00:12:02,279 --> 00:12:03,547
Ready To Go?

283
00:12:03,547 --> 00:12:04,615
Yes.

284
00:12:04,615 --> 00:12:05,649
Good.

285
00:12:05,649 --> 00:12:07,971
Then It's Too Late
To Include These.

286
00:12:10,967 --> 00:12:12,972
Cliff, You Are Terrible.

287
00:12:13,971 --> 00:12:14,974
Hey, Mom.

288
00:12:14,974 --> 00:12:17,361
Hi, How Did The Studying Go?

289
00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:19,396
We Covered A Lot Of Subjects.

290
00:12:19,396 --> 00:12:21,365
Anything To Do With College?

291
00:12:21,365 --> 00:12:22,633
Some Of Them.

292
00:12:22,633 --> 00:12:24,602
(<I>Ring</I>)

293
00:12:24,602 --> 00:12:25,971
Huxtable Residence.

294
00:12:25,971 --> 00:12:27,538
Hi, Tanya.

295
00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:28,966
You Do?

296
00:12:28,966 --> 00:12:30,508
Uh, Well, Okay.

297
00:12:30,508 --> 00:12:31,974
I'll Be Here.

298
00:12:31,974 --> 00:12:33,611
Yeah.

299
00:12:33,611 --> 00:12:35,279
See You Then.

300
00:12:35,279 --> 00:12:36,881
Tanya?

301
00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:37,882
She's Coming Over.

302
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,483
You Don't Look Too Happy.

303
00:12:39,483 --> 00:12:41,971
My Relationship With Tanya
Is In Trouble.

304
00:12:41,971 --> 00:12:42,972
Really?

305
00:12:42,972 --> 00:12:43,973
Clair--

306
00:12:43,973 --> 00:12:45,966
Matters Of The Heart.

307
00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:48,966
Proceed With Caution.

308
00:12:51,595 --> 00:12:53,974
Theo, What's Going On
With You And Tanya?

309
00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:56,974
It's Not Working Out
The Way It Should Be.

310
00:12:56,974 --> 00:12:58,971
We're Not Like You And Dad.

311
00:12:58,971 --> 00:13:02,506
Your Father And I Have
Been Married Almost 23 Years.

312
00:13:02,506 --> 00:13:03,973
You Dated In High School.

313
00:13:03,973 --> 00:13:07,278
You Always Knew
You Were Meant For Each Other.

314
00:13:07,278 --> 00:13:09,280
I Don't Know About That Now.

315
00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,448
I Had My Doubts At First.

316
00:13:11,448 --> 00:13:12,550
I Never Did.

317
00:13:12,550 --> 00:13:17,588
I Knew Your Mother Was The One
From The First Time I Saw Her.

318
00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:20,758
You Mean You Never Wanted
To See Anyone Else?

319
00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:22,459
Never.

320
00:13:22,459 --> 00:13:26,797
That's How I Want It To Be
With Me And Tanya.

321
00:13:26,797 --> 00:13:27,831
Wait A Minute.

322
00:13:27,831 --> 00:13:28,933
Cliff?

323
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,368
You <I>Never</I> Wanted
To See Anyone Else?

324
00:13:31,368 --> 00:13:33,270
Never.

325
00:13:34,338 --> 00:13:36,969
What About Eunice Chantilly?

326
00:13:38,968 --> 00:13:40,578
Eunice Chantilly?!

327
00:13:40,578 --> 00:13:42,413
Mm-Hmm.

328
00:13:42,413 --> 00:13:44,615
See, Theo,
All Through High School

329
00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:47,685
Your Father Had A Severe Case
Of Overheating

330
00:13:47,685 --> 00:13:49,787
For One Miss Eunice Chantilly--

331
00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:53,624
A Flouncy Little Tart
In High Heels And Tight Sweaters

332
00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:57,761
Who Was 18
And Still In The Ninth Grade.

333
00:13:58,966 --> 00:14:01,966
Son, She Was Just A Friend

334
00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:06,270
And Someone I Could Talk To.

335
00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:10,966
Eunice Chantilly
Was Known For Many Things

336
00:14:10,966 --> 00:14:13,972
But Conversation
Was Not One Of Them.

337
00:14:13,972 --> 00:14:15,967
And I Am
Convinced

338
00:14:15,967 --> 00:14:19,967
Your Father Still Has
A Picture Of Eunice
Hidden In This House.

339
00:14:23,968 --> 00:14:25,856
Theo, Come Here.

340
00:14:27,791 --> 00:14:29,966
Do You Want To See Someone Else?

341
00:14:29,966 --> 00:14:30,971
Yeah.

342
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,973
But I Still Like Tanya.

343
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,798
That's Okay, You're Young

344
00:14:34,798 --> 00:14:37,301
And You Have
Lots Of Time.

345
00:14:37,301 --> 00:14:38,669
But, Uh...

346
00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:41,839
Just Whatever You Decide To Do

347
00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:44,969
Be Honest With Yourself
With And Tanya.

348
00:14:44,969 --> 00:14:47,745
Okay, I Will.

349
00:14:47,745 --> 00:14:48,966
Okay.

350
00:14:48,966 --> 00:14:49,970
And, Mom...

351
00:14:49,970 --> 00:14:50,971
Hmm?

352
00:14:50,971 --> 00:14:53,967
I Want To Thank You
For Helping Me Out.

353
00:14:55,886 --> 00:14:57,288
Anytime.

354
00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:03,627
(<I>Doorbell</I>)

355
00:15:09,466 --> 00:15:10,966
Hi.

356
00:15:10,966 --> 00:15:11,966
Come On In.

357
00:15:11,966 --> 00:15:13,771
Can I Take Your Coat?

358
00:15:13,771 --> 00:15:16,874
No, I'm Not Staying Long.
I Have To Get Back Home.

359
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:18,776
Okay. Well, Have A Seat.

360
00:15:20,611 --> 00:15:22,969
Theo, I Want
To Talk To You.

361
00:15:22,969 --> 00:15:24,967
I Want To Talk
To You, Too.

362
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:25,783
You Do?

363
00:15:25,783 --> 00:15:26,617
Yeah.

364
00:15:26,617 --> 00:15:28,970
I Want To Be Honest With You.

365
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:29,973
So Do I.

366
00:15:29,973 --> 00:15:30,921
Good.

367
00:15:30,921 --> 00:15:34,558
I Know About
The Note From Randi.

368
00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:35,826
You Do?

369
00:15:35,826 --> 00:15:37,861
Marsha Told Me About It.

370
00:15:37,861 --> 00:15:41,973
That's Sort Of What
I Wanted To Talk To You About.

371
00:15:41,973 --> 00:15:44,268
I See How You Look At Randi.

372
00:15:44,268 --> 00:15:47,604
You Seem Interested In Her.

373
00:15:47,604 --> 00:15:48,971
Am I Right?

374
00:15:48,971 --> 00:15:51,508
Well, Not Really.

375
00:15:55,446 --> 00:15:56,966
Yeah, You're Right.

376
00:15:56,966 --> 00:16:01,585
Do You Think We Should
Stop Seeing Each Other
For A While?

377
00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:03,454
What Do You Think?

378
00:16:03,454 --> 00:16:04,974
I Think We Should.

379
00:16:04,974 --> 00:16:06,924
You Do?

380
00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:08,966
The Last Couple Of Weeks

381
00:16:08,966 --> 00:16:11,695
Things Have Been
Different With Us.

382
00:16:11,695 --> 00:16:12,896
I Know.

383
00:16:12,896 --> 00:16:14,966
It Isn't Just You--
It's Me, Too.

384
00:16:14,966 --> 00:16:16,800
Do You Know Charlie Myers?

385
00:16:20,504 --> 00:16:22,539
Isn't He In The Band?

386
00:16:22,539 --> 00:16:23,971
He's My Section Leader...

387
00:16:23,971 --> 00:16:26,877
And We've Been
Talking A Lot Lately.

388
00:16:26,877 --> 00:16:28,968
Doesn't He Know
We're Going Steady?

389
00:16:28,968 --> 00:16:30,614
We've Just Been Talking

390
00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:33,974
But I Think Maybe
We'd Like To Go Out.

391
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:38,968
You Mean Like On A Date?

392
00:16:38,968 --> 00:16:40,624
Yeah.

393
00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:43,427
Whoa.

394
00:16:43,427 --> 00:16:45,662
Aren't You Thinking
Of Dating Randi?

395
00:16:45,662 --> 00:16:47,464
Kind Of.

396
00:16:49,966 --> 00:16:51,735
Are We Breaking Up?

397
00:16:52,966 --> 00:16:54,271
I Guess.

398
00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,876
I Should
Give This Back.

399
00:16:58,876 --> 00:16:59,966
No, Keep It!

400
00:16:59,966 --> 00:17:02,967
It's A Friendship Ring,
And We're Still Friends.

401
00:17:02,967 --> 00:17:04,481
Right.

402
00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:06,450
And Who Knows?

403
00:17:06,450 --> 00:17:10,967
Theo, You're The First Guy
Who's Ever Been Wild About Me.

404
00:17:10,967 --> 00:17:11,974
Come On.

405
00:17:11,974 --> 00:17:13,967
Really.
Thanks.

406
00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:15,969
When Someone Likes You That Much

407
00:17:15,969 --> 00:17:17,528
It Gives You Confidence.

408
00:17:17,528 --> 00:17:18,966
If It Wasn't For You

409
00:17:18,966 --> 00:17:20,973
I Couldn't
Have Talked To Charlie.

410
00:17:27,604 --> 00:17:31,275
Uh... I'm Glad.

411
00:17:31,275 --> 00:17:33,610
I Better Be Going.

412
00:17:33,610 --> 00:17:34,966
Okay.

413
00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:37,966
Well, I Guess I'll
See You At School.

414
00:17:39,783 --> 00:17:41,752
Bye, Tanya.

415
00:17:41,752 --> 00:17:42,969
Bye, Theo.

416
00:18:02,967 --> 00:18:05,375
(<I>British Accent</I>)
I Say.

417
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:08,545
I Say.

418
00:18:08,545 --> 00:18:13,317
Would You Care, Old Bean,
To Join Me For Some Tea?

419
00:18:13,317 --> 00:18:15,385
I Need To Talk To You.

420
00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:16,386
This Is Serious.

421
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:17,921
We Need To Talk.

422
00:18:17,921 --> 00:18:18,922
Okay.

423
00:18:18,922 --> 00:18:19,967
Tanya Just Left.

424
00:18:19,967 --> 00:18:21,892
You Want To Hear Something?

425
00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:23,967
She Dumped Me For Another Guy.

426
00:18:25,462 --> 00:18:28,967
Well, Weren't You Going
To Dump Her For Another Girl?

427
00:18:28,967 --> 00:18:32,269
But, Dad...
Charlie Myers?

428
00:18:32,269 --> 00:18:34,538
She Dumped Me
For Charlie Myers.

429
00:18:34,538 --> 00:18:36,966
What's Wrong
With Charlie Myers?

430
00:18:36,966 --> 00:18:38,575
Nothing, Dad.

431
00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:40,969
I Just Can't Picture
Him And Tanya Together.

432
00:18:40,969 --> 00:18:45,716
I Don't Think You Can Picture
Tanya With Anyone Except You.

433
00:18:45,716 --> 00:18:47,684
Now Come On.

434
00:18:47,684 --> 00:18:50,966
(<I>British Accent</I>)
Let's Have Some Tea, My Boy.

435
00:18:50,966 --> 00:18:52,289
Here We Go.

436
00:18:52,289 --> 00:18:53,790
Charlie...

437
00:18:53,790 --> 00:18:55,726
Charlie Myers, Dad.

438
00:18:58,795 --> 00:19:00,966
Charlie Myers.

439
00:19:00,966 --> 00:19:02,466
I Know...

440
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:04,966
I Know.

441
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:09,840
Ah, It's Teatime.

442
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,508
Yes.

443
00:19:11,508 --> 00:19:15,779
And I Brought With Me
My Friend, Theo Huxtable

444
00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:17,971
The Earl Of Melancholy.

445
00:19:18,975 --> 00:19:20,966
Do Sit Down.

446
00:19:20,966 --> 00:19:21,967
Thank You.

447
00:19:21,967 --> 00:19:24,288
Have A Seat,
My Good Man.

448
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:25,971
Charlie Myers.

449
00:19:30,975 --> 00:19:32,629
Shall I Pour?

450
00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:33,972
Please Do.

451
00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:36,973
Ahh, My Goodness

452
00:19:36,973 --> 00:19:39,971
The Weather Certainly
Is Wonderful, Isn't It?

453
00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:42,773
Hasn't The Weather Been
Simply Delightful?

454
00:19:42,773 --> 00:19:45,475
Yes, What Do You Think, Earl?

455
00:19:45,475 --> 00:19:47,969
Whatever You Say, Dad.

456
00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:51,748
I Have To Apologize
For The Earl's Behavior.

457
00:19:51,748 --> 00:19:54,885
He's Quite Depressed, You See.

458
00:19:54,885 --> 00:19:55,971
Woman Problems?

459
00:19:57,287 --> 00:19:59,323
(<I>Ring</I>)

460
00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:00,966
The Phone.

461
00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:02,966
(<I>Ring</I>)

462
00:20:04,361 --> 00:20:05,966
Huxtable Residence.

463
00:20:07,297 --> 00:20:08,799
Theo?

464
00:20:08,799 --> 00:20:11,835
Well, He's A Little
Depressed Right Now.

465
00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:12,973
Who's Calling?

466
00:20:12,973 --> 00:20:14,504
Maxine.

467
00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:15,505
Well...

468
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:16,506
Maxine?!

469
00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:18,375
I'll Take It!

470
00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:20,972
Dad, That's
Maxine Kirkwood.

471
00:20:20,972 --> 00:20:23,966
She's A
Majorette.

472
00:20:23,966 --> 00:20:25,966
Looking For A Major.

473
00:20:25,966 --> 00:20:28,452
I'll Take It In
The Living Room.

474
00:20:28,452 --> 00:20:29,969
All Right. Good Luck.

475
00:20:36,460 --> 00:20:38,462
(<I>Ring</I>)

476
00:20:38,975 --> 00:20:41,798
(<I>Ring</I>)

477
00:20:41,798 --> 00:20:46,503
That Was The
Lady Maxine Calling

478
00:20:46,503 --> 00:20:49,306
For The Earl Of Rebound.

479
00:20:49,306 --> 00:20:50,507
Quite All Right.

480
00:20:50,507 --> 00:20:53,543
I Would Like To
Propose A Toast

481
00:20:53,543 --> 00:20:57,314
To The Beautiful Lady Rudy--

482
00:20:57,314 --> 00:21:01,785
Whose Teeth Happen To Be
Much Larger Than Her Face.

483
00:21:02,972 --> 00:21:06,456
But This Is A Toast,
An English Toast.

484
00:21:06,456 --> 00:21:07,524
Not About Teeth.

485
00:21:07,524 --> 00:21:08,972
Not About Your Teeth?

486
00:21:08,972 --> 00:21:10,966
I Said About The Tea.

487
00:21:10,966 --> 00:21:12,462
Tea.

488
00:21:12,462 --> 00:21:14,398
Whose Tea-Th...

489
00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:17,634
I'm Sorry.

490
00:21:17,634 --> 00:21:18,975
But We'll
Toast, Anyway.