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The Troops
Are Snoring.

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Everything
Downstairs
Is Locked.

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Good.

4
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Cliff, This Planning
For Your Parents' 50th
Wedding Anniversary

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Has Started Me Thinking.

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We Have To Do Something
Really Special

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For Our 25th Anniversary.

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But Dear,
We've Been Married <I>22</I> Years.

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What About The 23rd Anniversary?

10
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You Just Don't Want To
Whisk By That.

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No, I Don't Want To Whisk By It.

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You Just Went
Right To The 25th.

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I Mean, You Had The 23rd
In Your Rearview Mirror.

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The 23rd Was Sitting
There On The Curb

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With His Head Down,
Just Saying

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"I Don't Know Why
She Doesn't Like Me."

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"Just Because
She Can't Divide Me By Five.

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"I Mean, I'm An Anniversary

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"And I'm A Good Anniversary

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So Don't Be Putting That '25'
In My Face."

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Cliff, I Agree.
Every Anniversary Is Special.

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That's Right.

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I'll Tell You Something Else--

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This 23rd Anniversary Will Be
The Best One You've Ever Had.

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Is This So?

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Absolutely.

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You Have Something
Planned?

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That Is Correct.

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Something Special.

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That Is Correct.

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What Is It?

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I Don't Have
To Tell You
Everything.

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Anna.

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I Must Have Dozed Off.

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Yes, You Did.

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What Time Is It?

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It's One Minute
Past Midnight.

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Tomorrow Is Today.

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And Today Is Our
Anniversary.

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That's Right.

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Happy...

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50th Anniversary.
50th Anniversary.

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This Is Jasmine.

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With A Little Nutmeg.

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Oh, Russell, You Devil.

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Why? Just Because
I Brought You Tea?

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You Brought Me Jasmine Tea
With Nutmeg On Our Wedding Night

48
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And You Know It.

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Yes, I Do.

50
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You Brought It Up To The Room

51
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And You Served It
On A Silver Tray

52
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With One Red Rose.

53
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I Was Pretty Romantic
That Night.

54
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Ooh... Yes You Were.

55
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Maybe This Time
I Get To Finish The Tea.

56
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Maybe Not.

57
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What Time
Is It, Dear?

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It's Five After Midnight.

59
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All Right.

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I'm Going To Call
Mother And Father

61
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And Wish Them
A Happy 50th Anniversary.

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Now? It's A Little Late,
Don't You Think?

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Yeah, You're Probably Right.

64
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They've Been Sleeping
A Long Time By Now.

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Listen!

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I Just Made Up My Mind.

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I Know Exactly What We'll Do
On The 23rd Wedding Anniversary.

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All Right,
Cliff.

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What Is It?

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First Of All

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We Get On The Plane
And We Fly To Paris.

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Meeting Us
At The Plane

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Is A Limousine

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And Behind The Limousine
Is A Truck.

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The Truck Is Empty.

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We Drive Into The Middle

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Where All Of The Shops
Happen To Be

78
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And I Give You
My Credit Card.

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The Truck Follows You

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As You Walk Up And Down
The Street

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Going In
And Out
Of Stores.

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When You Finish With That Card,
You Come Back To Me.

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I Give You Another Card.

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Now...

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You've Got A Truck
And A Limousine.

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We Then Go To A Private Airport.

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I Have A Plane That Is Rented.

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The Limousine And The Truck
Get Into This Plane.

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We Then Fly To Italy.

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The Truck, The Plane
And The Limousine Stay There

91
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While We Just Go
To The Trevi Fountain

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Take Our Shoes Off

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And Walk Around.

94
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Then We Go Back
To The Airport

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Where A Larger Plane Has
The Small Plane, The Limousine

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And The
Truck.

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Cliff, I Don't Need All That.

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You Don't?

99
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All I Need Is You.

100
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Aw...

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On Our 23rd
Wedding Anniversary...

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Uh-Huh.

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All I Need Is You.

104
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And That Trip To Paris.

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<I>Cliff:</I>
What Do
You Think?

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<I>Rudy:</I>
Looks Good.

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Thank You.

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Daddy?

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Uh-Huh?

110
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How Come It's Called
A "Golden" Anniversary?

111
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It's Called
A Golden Anniversary

112
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Because Gold Is A Very Rare
And Precious Metal

113
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And To Be Married 50 Years
Is Rare And Precious.

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I'm Going To Be Married
For 50 Years, Too.

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Are You?

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And Guess What Else?

117
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What?

118
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I'm Getting Married
When I'm 23.

119
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23.

120
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And I'm Going To Have
Two Children.

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One Will Be A Boy
And One Will Be A Girl.

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All Right.

123
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And I'll Have
A Dog Named Tiffany.

124
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And I'll Have A Husband
Named Bud.

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A Husband Named "Bud"?

126
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Bud What?

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Bud Huxtable.

128
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Look Who's Here,

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Hi, Denise!

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(<I>Zrbbt)</I>

131
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I Zrbbt You.

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Right!

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And I Zrbbt You...

134
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(<I>Zrbbt)</I>

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Too.

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How's School?

137
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It's Great.

138
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Where's Sondra And Elvin?

139
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They're Having A Discussion
On Where To Park.

140
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You Mean A Fight.

141
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I Took The Bus
To Princeton

142
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So I Could Have A Nice
Ride Home With Them.

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Big Mistake.

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They Fought The Entire Way.

145
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They Fought Over
Who Would Drive

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Which Highway To Take

147
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Where To Stop For Gas

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When To Stop For Gas

149
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Who Would Pump The Gas.

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You Have To Talk To Them.

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I Will.

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Where's Mom?

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In The Kitchen.

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I'm Going To Go Say Hi.

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Hi, Dad.

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How Are
You?

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Fine.

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Hi, Elvin.

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Hi, Dr. Huxtable.

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How's School?
Fine.

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How Was The Trip?

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Nice.
Nice.

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Really?

164
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It Was Wonderful--
A Lot Of Fun.

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Excellent.

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Probably The Best Trip
I Have Ever Had.

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How Can You Say That?

168
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Dad, You Might
As Well Know.

169
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It Was A Miserable Trip.
We Fought All The Way Home.

170
00:08:01,003 --> 00:08:03,005
Yes, Okay.

171
00:08:03,005 --> 00:08:05,674
We Decided Since We
Were Visiting My Family

172
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I'd Pay For Gas

173
00:08:07,009 --> 00:08:09,745
But He Wouldn't
Let Me Pump It.

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Dr. Huxtable,
That Is A Man's Job.

175
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Elvin, There's No Such Thing
As A "Man's Job."

176
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Why Couldn't I
Pump The Gas?

177
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It Wouldn't Look Right.

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I See.

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I Can't Pump Gas

180
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But You'll Have Me
Make You A Sandwich?

181
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That's Different.

182
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How?

183
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Pumping Gas Makes Your Hands
Dirty And Smelly.

184
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Women Should Not Smell
Like Gasoline.

185
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Women Should Smell Like...
Sandwiches.

186
00:08:41,643 --> 00:08:43,445
Elvin, That's
Ridiculous.

187
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No, It Isn't.

188
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Yes, It Is.

189
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No, It Isn't.

190
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Yes, It Is.

191
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May I Suggest Something?

192
00:08:50,148 --> 00:08:51,620
Sure, Dad.

193
00:08:51,620 --> 00:08:55,891
Why Don't You Get Away From
Each Other For About An Hour

194
00:08:55,891 --> 00:09:00,596
And Give Yourselves Time To
Think About Your Relationship

195
00:09:00,596 --> 00:09:02,965
And The Problems
That You're Having

196
00:09:02,965 --> 00:09:05,142
And Why You're
Bringing Them Here.

197
00:09:07,149 --> 00:09:08,149
All Right.

198
00:09:08,149 --> 00:09:10,772
I'll Just Go Upstairs
And Unpack.

199
00:09:11,473 --> 00:09:14,140
Have A Good Time,
Honey.

200
00:09:14,140 --> 00:09:16,712
Elvin.

201
00:09:16,712 --> 00:09:18,146
Yes.

202
00:09:18,146 --> 00:09:21,146
Elvin.

203
00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:24,980
Yes?

204
00:09:24,980 --> 00:09:27,778
(<I>Sigh Of Exasperation)</I>

205
00:09:27,778 --> 00:09:30,576
I Know, Sir.
I Get On Sondra's Nerves.

206
00:09:30,576 --> 00:09:32,327
You Get On Her Nerves

207
00:09:32,327 --> 00:09:34,028
You Get In Her Nerves

208
00:09:34,028 --> 00:09:37,587
You Get Around Her Nerves.

209
00:09:37,587 --> 00:09:43,218
I Know, Sir, But I'm Confused
About My Duties As A Man.

210
00:09:45,343 --> 00:09:46,190
Your Duties?

211
00:09:46,190 --> 00:09:49,464
What I'm Supposed To Do
And What I'm Not Supposed To Do.

212
00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:51,147
If I Offer To Take
Sondra's Luggage

213
00:09:51,147 --> 00:09:53,763
She Says,
"I Can Do This Myself."

214
00:09:53,763 --> 00:09:57,186
But If I Don't
Open A Door For Her

215
00:09:57,186 --> 00:10:00,089
She Gets Angry
And Calls Me Inconsiderate.

216
00:10:00,089 --> 00:10:04,694
Please, Dr. Huxtable, Tell Me--
What Is My Job?

217
00:10:04,694 --> 00:10:08,698
Your Job Is To Get Out.

218
00:10:11,601 --> 00:10:12,764
Sir?

219
00:10:12,764 --> 00:10:15,672
No. I Don't Mean
To Leave The House.

220
00:10:15,672 --> 00:10:16,606
Thank You.

221
00:10:16,606 --> 00:10:17,574
I'm Saying

222
00:10:17,574 --> 00:10:19,242
The Luggage Is There.

223
00:10:19,242 --> 00:10:21,411
You Go To Pick It Up.

224
00:10:21,411 --> 00:10:25,582
She Says, "Elvin,
I Can Handle That Myself."

225
00:10:28,771 --> 00:10:32,088
It's Time For You
To Go To The Door.

226
00:10:32,088 --> 00:10:34,257
You Go To Open The Door.

227
00:10:34,257 --> 00:10:37,193
She Says,
"Elvin, I Can Do It Myself."

228
00:10:37,193 --> 00:10:39,295
You
Got It?

229
00:10:40,296 --> 00:10:41,564
Dad?
Yes, Dear?

230
00:10:41,564 --> 00:10:42,565
Oh, Hi, Elvin.

231
00:10:42,565 --> 00:10:43,299
Hi, Vanessa.

232
00:10:43,299 --> 00:10:46,269
Mom Needs Help With
A Jar That Won't Open.

233
00:10:46,269 --> 00:10:47,537
I'll Do It.

234
00:10:47,537 --> 00:10:48,767
Well, Thanks.

235
00:10:50,139 --> 00:10:50,771
Elvin.

236
00:11:00,772 --> 00:11:02,719
Hello, Mrs. Huxtable.

237
00:11:02,719 --> 00:11:03,720
Hi, Elvin.

238
00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:05,722
I Understand You're
Having Jar Trouble.

239
00:11:05,722 --> 00:11:06,723
Allow Me.

240
00:11:06,723 --> 00:11:08,763
It's Like Cement.

241
00:11:08,763 --> 00:11:09,771
That's No Problem.

242
00:11:09,771 --> 00:11:12,161
This Is One Job
I'm Not Confused About.

243
00:11:12,161 --> 00:11:13,529
What Do You Mean?

244
00:11:13,529 --> 00:11:15,498
This Is A Man's Job.

245
00:11:17,066 --> 00:11:18,763
What's A Man's Job?

246
00:11:18,763 --> 00:11:21,772
Opening A Jar
When A Woman Can't Do It.

247
00:11:21,772 --> 00:11:24,707
Really?
I Didn't Know That.

248
00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:28,645
My Hands Must Be
A Little Slippery.

249
00:11:29,612 --> 00:11:31,280
Thank You.

250
00:11:34,517 --> 00:11:35,764
Having Trouble, Elvin?

251
00:11:36,719 --> 00:11:38,454
I'm Not Done Yet.

252
00:11:38,454 --> 00:11:39,455
You Know,
Elvin

253
00:11:39,455 --> 00:11:44,127
If Opening A Jar Is A Man's Job
And You Can't Do It...

254
00:11:55,705 --> 00:11:57,763
Hey, Mom.

255
00:11:57,763 --> 00:11:59,075
Sondra. Hi.

256
00:12:00,243 --> 00:12:01,678
Hey.

257
00:12:01,678 --> 00:12:03,579
Hi.
Hi.

258
00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:09,385
What Are You Doing?

259
00:12:09,385 --> 00:12:14,328
I'm Opening A Jar
For Your Mom.

260
00:12:14,328 --> 00:12:16,848
He's Been Opening It
For Five Minutes.

261
00:12:16,848 --> 00:12:18,650
Well, Let Me Try.

262
00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:19,985
I Can
Do It.

263
00:12:19,985 --> 00:12:21,653
No, Come On, Elvin...

264
00:12:21,653 --> 00:12:23,955
Sondra, I'm
Perfectly Capable...

265
00:12:46,811 --> 00:12:48,322
There You Go, Mom.

266
00:12:48,322 --> 00:12:48,785
Thanks, Sondra.

267
00:12:48,785 --> 00:12:49,806
You're A Real Man.

268
00:13:00,576 --> 00:13:01,157
Cliff, Relax.

269
00:13:01,157 --> 00:13:02,376
They'll Be Here
Any Minute.

270
00:13:02,376 --> 00:13:04,177
Well, That's That.

271
00:13:04,177 --> 00:13:05,178
How's It Going?

272
00:13:05,178 --> 00:13:06,380
We Finished The Salad.

273
00:13:07,246 --> 00:13:11,378
Sondra And I Made A Vow
Not To Fight Tonight.

274
00:13:13,372 --> 00:13:14,378
We Discussed Things

275
00:13:14,378 --> 00:13:16,956
And I Promised
To Be More Sensitive

276
00:13:16,956 --> 00:13:18,825
To The Way She Feels.

277
00:13:18,825 --> 00:13:20,372
I'm Happy For You.

278
00:13:21,380 --> 00:13:22,695
All Set.

279
00:13:22,695 --> 00:13:25,372
I'll Help Out
In The Kitchen.

280
00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:26,381
Wait, Sondra.

281
00:13:26,381 --> 00:13:28,234
What, Elvin?

282
00:13:28,234 --> 00:13:29,736
You Look Stunning.

283
00:13:29,736 --> 00:13:31,372
Thank You.

284
00:13:31,372 --> 00:13:34,674
That Dress Really
Accentuates Your Beauty.

285
00:13:34,674 --> 00:13:38,277
I've Never Seen You
Look So Radiant.

286
00:13:39,679 --> 00:13:41,080
Elvin...

287
00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:41,948
Yes?

288
00:13:41,948 --> 00:13:46,686
This Is The Fourth Time
You've Seen Me In This Dress.

289
00:13:49,088 --> 00:13:50,377
It Is?

290
00:13:50,377 --> 00:13:54,093
Obviously, The First Three Times
Meant Nothing To You.

291
00:13:54,093 --> 00:13:56,295
They Meant A Lot To Me.

292
00:13:56,295 --> 00:13:58,297
I Just Don't Remember Them.

293
00:14:07,674 --> 00:14:09,372
Elvin.

294
00:14:14,372 --> 00:14:15,715
I Know, Sir.

295
00:14:15,715 --> 00:14:17,050
I Didn't Go...

296
00:14:19,018 --> 00:14:20,787
No, No, No, No, No.

297
00:14:20,787 --> 00:14:28,377
Elvin, You Never, <I>Never</I> Say
You Didn't Remember.

298
00:14:28,377 --> 00:14:30,196
<I>Never.</I>

299
00:14:30,196 --> 00:14:30,997
Never.

300
00:14:30,997 --> 00:14:32,377
Uh-Uh.

301
00:14:32,377 --> 00:14:33,700
Okay.

302
00:14:36,374 --> 00:14:39,739
How Long Do You Think
That Relationship Will Last?

303
00:14:39,739 --> 00:14:41,307
Forever.

304
00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:44,375
(<I>Doorbell)</I>

305
00:14:46,179 --> 00:14:47,374
Who Is It?

306
00:14:47,374 --> 00:14:48,681
<I>It's Your Mother.</I>

307
00:14:48,681 --> 00:14:51,250
No, It's Some Old People
Married 50 Years.

308
00:14:53,019 --> 00:14:54,854
Happy Anniversary.

309
00:14:54,854 --> 00:14:56,723
♪ Happy Anniversary. ♪

310
00:14:56,723 --> 00:14:59,192
Happy Anniversary To You.

311
00:14:59,192 --> 00:15:01,194
Where Are Our Beautiful
Grandchildren?

312
00:15:01,194 --> 00:15:03,196
They're In The Kitchen
Cooking Dinner.

313
00:15:03,196 --> 00:15:04,931
I Want To See Them.

314
00:15:04,931 --> 00:15:06,032
Yes.

315
00:15:06,032 --> 00:15:07,200
Listen.

316
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,001
Last Night--

317
00:15:09,001 --> 00:15:10,036
After Midnight--

318
00:15:10,036 --> 00:15:11,871
We Wanted To Call

319
00:15:11,871 --> 00:15:14,173
But We Figured You
Were Probably Sleeping.

320
00:15:14,173 --> 00:15:16,309
We Didn't Want
To Wake You.

321
00:15:16,309 --> 00:15:17,381
We Were Awake.

322
00:15:17,381 --> 00:15:18,911
Way Past Midnight.

323
00:15:18,911 --> 00:15:22,381
Get Caught Up In One Of
Those Late-Night Movies?

324
00:15:22,381 --> 00:15:24,016
Nope.

325
00:15:26,686 --> 00:15:29,373
You Were Playing Cards?

326
00:15:29,373 --> 00:15:30,379
No.

327
00:15:32,759 --> 00:15:35,377
Were You Reading?

328
00:15:35,377 --> 00:15:37,764
Well,
What Were You Doing?

329
00:15:40,372 --> 00:15:41,901
Mmm...

330
00:15:46,172 --> 00:15:47,673
Well, Now, Anna

331
00:15:47,673 --> 00:15:50,009
I Want To Know
The Truth.

332
00:15:50,009 --> 00:15:53,179
Can I Expect
The Same From That One?

333
00:15:53,179 --> 00:15:55,047
Till The Grave.

334
00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:02,688
Wonderful Dinner.

335
00:16:02,688 --> 00:16:04,690
That Shrimp Creole
Was Delicious.

336
00:16:04,690 --> 00:16:07,860
Are You Two Ready To
Dance The Night Away

337
00:16:07,860 --> 00:16:09,379
To The Count Basie
Orchestra?

338
00:16:09,379 --> 00:16:11,898
Yes, But Are We
Leaving Now?

339
00:16:11,898 --> 00:16:12,932
We Have To.

340
00:16:12,932 --> 00:16:14,033
We Have Reservations.

341
00:16:14,033 --> 00:16:16,372
As I Recall, Last
Year After Dinner

342
00:16:16,372 --> 00:16:18,374
The Whole Family
Performed A Song.

343
00:16:18,374 --> 00:16:19,379
We Loved That.

344
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:23,242
We Didn't Have Time
To Put One Together This Year.

345
00:16:23,242 --> 00:16:27,046
Heathcliff,
We Want Our Song.

346
00:16:27,046 --> 00:16:28,374
You Heard Clair.

347
00:16:28,374 --> 00:16:29,682
There's No Song.

348
00:16:29,682 --> 00:16:31,217
Now, Get Out.

349
00:16:32,218 --> 00:16:35,855
We're Not Going Anywhere
Until We Get Our Song.

350
00:16:35,855 --> 00:16:37,374
You Sit Here.

351
00:16:37,374 --> 00:16:41,027
You'll Have A Fine View
When They Start.

352
00:16:41,027 --> 00:16:42,195
Okay, But, Uh...

353
00:16:42,195 --> 00:16:44,377
Okay, Okay,
There Is A Song.

354
00:16:44,377 --> 00:16:45,380
I Knew It.

355
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:47,378
What Is It This Year?

356
00:16:47,378 --> 00:16:50,036
Another
Ray Charles Number?

357
00:16:50,036 --> 00:16:53,039
One From
"Old Blue Eyes"?

358
00:16:53,039 --> 00:16:57,310
Gene Autry Singing
"Back In The Saddle Again."

359
00:16:57,310 --> 00:16:59,912
I Like Him.

360
00:16:59,912 --> 00:17:01,378
It Isn't Gene Autry.

361
00:17:01,378 --> 00:17:03,850
This Year
It's Anna's Favorite Singer--

362
00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:06,686
James Brown.

363
00:17:06,686 --> 00:17:08,372
And A One, Two...

364
00:17:08,372 --> 00:17:10,375
One, Two, Three, Four.

365
00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:17,377
(♪<I>Musical Introduction♪)</I>

366
00:17:17,377 --> 00:17:21,100
♪ Ah-Ha-Ha-Ha! ♪

367
00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:22,375
♪ I Got That Feelin' ♪

368
00:17:24,270 --> 00:17:28,007
♪Baby, Baby,
I Got That Feelin' ♪

369
00:17:28,007 --> 00:17:29,709
♪ You Don't Know ♪

370
00:17:32,011 --> 00:17:34,377
♪ What You Do To Me ♪

371
00:17:36,377 --> 00:17:41,254
♪ Leave My Heart Heavy
And Down In Misery ♪

372
00:17:42,989 --> 00:17:45,375
♪ Hey... ♪

373
00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:47,372
♪ All Right ♪

374
00:17:47,372 --> 00:17:48,694
♪ Ow! ♪

375
00:17:48,694 --> 00:17:51,030
♪ Hey, Hey... ♪

376
00:17:51,030 --> 00:17:52,965
♪ Ow! ♪

377
00:17:52,965 --> 00:17:54,200
♪ Baby ♪

378
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:57,003
♪I Got
That Feelin', Baby ♪

379
00:17:57,003 --> 00:17:58,377
♪ Can't Help It ♪

380
00:17:58,377 --> 00:18:00,039
♪ All Right! ♪

381
00:18:03,142 --> 00:18:05,011
♪ Baby, Baby, Baby ♪

382
00:18:05,011 --> 00:18:07,013
♪ Baby, Baby, Baby ♪

383
00:18:07,013 --> 00:18:10,683
♪ Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby ♪

384
00:18:10,683 --> 00:18:13,372
♪ I Got That Feelin', Baby ♪

385
00:18:14,372 --> 00:18:16,822
♪ Baby ♪

386
00:18:16,822 --> 00:18:18,257
♪ Sometimes I'm Up ♪

387
00:18:18,257 --> 00:18:20,860
♪ Sometimes I'm Down ♪

388
00:18:22,372 --> 00:18:24,372
♪ My Heart... ♪

389
00:18:24,372 --> 00:18:27,033
♪ I'm A Rounder Down ♪

390
00:18:27,033 --> 00:18:29,372
♪ I'm Level With The Ground ♪

391
00:18:29,372 --> 00:18:31,203
♪ Baby ♪

392
00:18:31,203 --> 00:18:36,075
♪ I Said Level With The Ground ♪

393
00:18:36,075 --> 00:18:38,678
♪ Hey, Baby ♪

394
00:18:38,678 --> 00:18:40,374
(<I>Grunt)</I>

395
00:18:40,374 --> 00:18:41,847
(<I>Grunt)</I>

396
00:18:41,847 --> 00:18:42,372
(<I>Grunt)</I>

397
00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:43,015
(<I>Grunt)</I>

398
00:18:43,015 --> 00:18:44,684
♪ Waaaaaa... ♪

399
00:18:44,684 --> 00:18:47,887
♪ Baby ♪

400
00:18:47,887 --> 00:18:50,372
♪ I Got That Feelin', Baby ♪

401
00:18:50,372 --> 00:18:52,024
♪ Can't Help It ♪

402
00:18:52,024 --> 00:18:53,893
♪ All Right ♪

403
00:18:56,128 --> 00:18:58,230
♪ Baby, Baby,
Baby ♪

404
00:18:58,230 --> 00:19:00,199
♪ Baby, Baby,
Baby ♪

405
00:19:00,199 --> 00:19:02,234
♪ Baby, Baby, Baby ♪

406
00:19:02,234 --> 00:19:03,377
♪ Baby, Baby ♪

407
00:19:03,377 --> 00:19:06,205
♪ I Want To... ♪

408
00:19:06,205 --> 00:19:08,372
♪ I Want To... ♪

409
00:19:08,372 --> 00:19:09,372
(<I>Grunt)</I>

410
00:19:09,372 --> 00:19:11,978
♪ Oh! ♪

411
00:19:11,978 --> 00:19:14,372
♪ Wa-Wa-Waaaa! ♪

412
00:19:18,372 --> 00:19:20,319
Happy Anniversary!

413
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:32,700
(♪<I>Big Band Music♪)</I>

414
00:20:09,623 --> 00:20:10,262
<I>Bandleader:</I> Thank You Very Much.

415
00:20:10,262 --> 00:20:13,090
Ladies And Gentlemen,
We Have With Us Tonight

416
00:20:13,090 --> 00:20:15,857
One Of The Original Members
Of "The Jazz Caravan"--

417
00:20:15,857 --> 00:20:17,825
None Other Than
Mr. Slide Huxtable.

418
00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:21,429
(<I>Applause)</I>

419
00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:25,032
He's Here
With His Lovely Wife, Anna

420
00:20:25,032 --> 00:20:27,034
Celebrating Their
50th Wedding Anniversary.

421
00:20:27,034 --> 00:20:29,770
(<I>Drum Roll)</I>

422
00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:32,607
Their Son Told Me...

423
00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:34,609
I Assume He's Trustworthy...

424
00:20:34,609 --> 00:20:38,127
That Their Favorite Basie Tune
Is "Shiny Stockings."

425
00:20:38,127 --> 00:20:40,948
We're Going To Play That Tune

426
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:44,652
If The Huxtables
Will Lead Off In The Dancing.

427
00:20:44,652 --> 00:20:53,027
(♪<I>"Shiny Stockings"♪)</I>