1 00:01:17,567 --> 00:01:20,400 Back From A Triumphant Day Of Shopping. 2 00:01:20,435 --> 00:01:21,901 Get Everything You Wanted? 3 00:01:21,936 --> 00:01:23,067 No. 4 00:01:24,601 --> 00:01:26,934 Mmm. Hoagie. 5 00:01:28,901 --> 00:01:30,933 So What Happened? 6 00:01:30,968 --> 00:01:32,634 We Had A Fight In Grendel's Department Store. 7 00:01:32,669 --> 00:01:34,285 About What? 8 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:36,210 Mega-Woman. 9 00:01:36,245 --> 00:01:38,065 Mega What? 10 00:01:38,100 --> 00:01:39,899 Mega-Woman. She's A Doll. 11 00:01:39,934 --> 00:01:43,100 She Can Stop Laser Beams And Walk Through Walls. 12 00:01:43,135 --> 00:01:45,767 She Has A Galactic Necklace, A Power Ring 13 00:01:45,802 --> 00:01:47,701 And An Anti-Matter Suit. 14 00:01:47,736 --> 00:01:48,666 Mm-Hmm. 15 00:01:48,701 --> 00:01:49,899 And I Imagine 16 00:01:49,934 --> 00:01:52,434 These Items Are Sold Separately? 17 00:01:54,067 --> 00:01:55,732 And Not Only That 18 00:01:55,767 --> 00:01:57,617 There's A Whole Family Of Them. 19 00:01:57,652 --> 00:01:59,467 There's Mega-Girl And Mega-Boy. 20 00:01:59,502 --> 00:02:01,098 She's Married To Mega-Man 21 00:02:01,133 --> 00:02:03,367 And They Drive Around In A Mega-Mobile. 22 00:02:05,133 --> 00:02:07,467 You Should See What They Cost. 23 00:02:07,502 --> 00:02:10,499 Mega-Bucks. 24 00:02:10,534 --> 00:02:14,098 A Little Doll This Size Cost $9.00. 25 00:02:14,133 --> 00:02:16,801 I Said, "Rudy, I Just Bought You A Doll. 26 00:02:16,836 --> 00:02:19,133 I'm Not Buying Another One." 27 00:02:19,168 --> 00:02:21,232 Rudy Had A Mega-Fit. 28 00:02:21,267 --> 00:02:24,534 And I'm Sure You Took Out 29 00:02:24,569 --> 00:02:27,801 Your Anti-Fit Galactic Shield 30 00:02:27,836 --> 00:02:30,133 And Saved The Day. 31 00:02:32,834 --> 00:02:34,501 Yes, I Did. 32 00:02:38,167 --> 00:02:41,934 Guess Who Called Today. 33 00:02:41,969 --> 00:02:42,699 Who? 34 00:02:42,734 --> 00:02:44,232 I'll Give You A Hint. 35 00:02:44,267 --> 00:02:49,133 "Is This Doctor Heathcliff 'Combustible' Huxtable?" 36 00:02:49,168 --> 00:02:50,299 Oh, No. 37 00:02:50,334 --> 00:02:52,834 You Don't Mean Colonel Turner? 38 00:02:55,167 --> 00:02:59,334 Colonel Sanford B. "Tailwind" Turner. 39 00:02:59,369 --> 00:03:01,000 You Want Some Mustard? 40 00:03:02,033 --> 00:03:03,033 Gahhhh! 41 00:03:04,701 --> 00:03:06,666 Vanessa Took The Message. 44 00:03:12,402 --> 00:03:13,632 You're Not 45 00:03:13,667 --> 00:03:16,200 Considering Running Against This Man Again? 46 00:03:16,235 --> 00:03:17,833 Absolutely. 47 00:03:17,868 --> 00:03:20,499 You Have Such A Short Memory. 48 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:24,200 Last Year After That Race, You Spent Three Days In Bed 49 00:03:24,235 --> 00:03:26,367 And I Had To Fill The Ice Packs 50 00:03:26,402 --> 00:03:28,332 And I Didn't Get Any Sleep 51 00:03:28,367 --> 00:03:30,534 Because Every Time You Turned Over 52 00:03:30,569 --> 00:03:31,666 I Had To Hear 53 00:03:31,701 --> 00:03:33,098 "Oh, Clair, My Legs. 54 00:03:33,133 --> 00:03:36,033 My Legs, Clair. Clair, My Legs." 55 00:03:49,567 --> 00:03:51,499 That Was Then. 56 00:03:51,534 --> 00:03:54,834 I Have Been Working Out, And I Am In Shape. 57 00:03:54,869 --> 00:03:55,718 Look At Me. 58 00:03:55,753 --> 00:03:56,567 You Look Good. 59 00:03:56,602 --> 00:03:57,532 Okay. 60 00:03:57,567 --> 00:03:58,901 Can I Have A Napkin? 61 00:03:58,936 --> 00:03:59,901 A Napkin? 62 00:04:08,901 --> 00:04:10,751 I Am Lean 63 00:04:10,786 --> 00:04:12,566 And Mean. 64 00:04:12,601 --> 00:04:15,267 So Why Ruin That... 65 00:04:20,534 --> 00:04:22,732 Why Ruin It By Racing? 66 00:04:22,767 --> 00:04:27,234 The Only Thing I'm Going To Ruin Is His Pride. 67 00:04:27,269 --> 00:04:29,067 You Did That Last Year 68 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:30,234 When You Won. 69 00:04:30,269 --> 00:04:31,318 We Didn't Win. 70 00:04:31,353 --> 00:04:32,360 It Was A Tie. 71 00:04:32,395 --> 00:04:33,367 No, It Wasn't. 72 00:04:33,402 --> 00:04:34,484 You Won. 73 00:04:34,519 --> 00:04:35,532 Hey. 74 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:38,567 Denise, The Relay Race I Ran Last Year- 75 00:04:38,602 --> 00:04:39,899 Who Won? 76 00:04:39,934 --> 00:04:41,850 Nobody. It Was A Tie. 77 00:04:41,885 --> 00:04:43,767 I Told You It Was A Tie. 78 00:04:43,802 --> 00:04:45,067 It Was Not. 79 00:04:51,467 --> 00:04:52,466 It Was. 80 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:53,732 Don't Listen To Her. 81 00:04:53,767 --> 00:04:55,767 She Couldn't Even See The Finish Line. 82 00:04:55,802 --> 00:04:57,767 Then We'll Play The Tape Of The Race. 83 00:04:57,802 --> 00:04:59,132 We Don't Have To. 84 00:04:59,167 --> 00:05:01,767 We Don't Have To Play The Tape. 85 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,165 Denise. 86 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:06,334 I Told You Never To Say It Was A Tie. 87 00:05:06,369 --> 00:05:08,065 Not The Tape. 88 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:10,065 We Watched It Last Night. 89 00:05:10,100 --> 00:05:11,933 We Don't Need To See It Again. 90 00:05:11,968 --> 00:05:13,732 Yeah, Dad, I Was Mistaken. 91 00:05:13,767 --> 00:05:15,934 We've Seen This Tape 1,000 Times. 92 00:05:15,969 --> 00:05:18,300 Is It Still In One Piece? 93 00:05:19,801 --> 00:05:20,767 Sit Down. 94 00:05:23,634 --> 00:05:24,766 Now... 95 00:05:24,801 --> 00:05:27,934 Turn This Thing On, And There. 96 00:05:35,100 --> 00:05:36,699 Do You Know 97 00:05:36,734 --> 00:05:39,684 I Had A 40-Yard Lead On Him 98 00:05:39,719 --> 00:05:42,634 And He Still Caught Me. 99 00:05:42,669 --> 00:05:43,933 Watch This. 100 00:05:43,968 --> 00:05:45,267 Look! You're Winning. 101 00:05:45,302 --> 00:05:46,734 No, No. 102 00:05:52,434 --> 00:05:53,517 You're Winning. 103 00:05:53,552 --> 00:05:54,643 No, Not Yet. 104 00:05:54,678 --> 00:05:55,889 Here It Comes. 105 00:05:55,924 --> 00:05:57,065 Slow It Down. 106 00:05:57,100 --> 00:05:59,434 * Da Ta-Da Ta-Da Ta-Da * 107 00:05:59,469 --> 00:06:00,518 Bow! 108 00:06:00,553 --> 00:06:01,643 You Won! 109 00:06:01,678 --> 00:06:02,699 Tie! 110 00:06:02,734 --> 00:06:03,901 It Was A Tie. 111 00:06:03,936 --> 00:06:05,098 You Won. 112 00:06:05,133 --> 00:06:06,601 Okay, I'll Run It Again. 113 00:06:06,636 --> 00:06:07,799 No! 114 00:06:07,834 --> 00:06:09,234 Dad, No! 115 00:06:09,269 --> 00:06:10,599 Hey. 116 00:06:10,634 --> 00:06:11,632 How You Doing? 117 00:06:11,667 --> 00:06:13,867 I Just Ran A Tape Of My Race. 118 00:06:13,902 --> 00:06:16,067 How Come Nobody Called Me? 119 00:06:17,734 --> 00:06:19,567 Sit Down. I'll Run It Again. 120 00:06:19,602 --> 00:06:20,699 I Can't. 121 00:06:20,734 --> 00:06:22,467 I'm Going To Cockroach's. 122 00:06:22,502 --> 00:06:23,667 I'll Drive You. 123 00:06:23,702 --> 00:06:25,632 Bye. 124 00:06:25,667 --> 00:06:29,534 I'm Looking At The Shape I Was In Then 125 00:06:29,569 --> 00:06:32,318 And I Can See How He Caught Me 126 00:06:32,353 --> 00:06:34,643 But This Year, I Am Ready. 127 00:06:34,678 --> 00:06:36,899 What Are You Trying To Prove? 128 00:06:36,934 --> 00:06:39,434 You're A Bunch Of Middle-Aged Men 129 00:06:39,469 --> 00:06:41,801 Trying To Recapture Your Youth. 130 00:06:41,836 --> 00:06:44,133 You're As Young As You Feel. 131 00:06:44,168 --> 00:06:45,632 It's All In The Mind. 132 00:06:45,667 --> 00:06:49,601 Then That's Where I'll Put The Ice Packs Next Time. 133 00:06:52,067 --> 00:06:53,098 That's Him. 134 00:06:53,133 --> 00:06:55,334 If You Want To Race, You Race 135 00:06:55,369 --> 00:06:57,133 But I'm Out Of It. 136 00:06:57,168 --> 00:06:58,251 Out Of It? 137 00:06:58,286 --> 00:06:59,334 O- U-T Of It. 138 00:07:01,300 --> 00:07:03,599 Huxtable Residence. 139 00:07:03,634 --> 00:07:05,400 Is This Heathcliff Huxtable? 140 00:07:05,435 --> 00:07:06,466 Is This 141 00:07:06,501 --> 00:07:08,499 Tailwind Turner- 142 00:07:08,534 --> 00:07:14,234 The Man I Fought Off In The Relay Race Last Year? 143 00:07:14,269 --> 00:07:16,399 These Are The Rules Of Track: 144 00:07:16,434 --> 00:07:18,234 Whoever Crosses The Finish Line First 145 00:07:18,269 --> 00:07:19,501 Is The Winner. 146 00:07:19,536 --> 00:07:20,699 That Was Me. 147 00:07:20,734 --> 00:07:22,867 I Have News For You. 148 00:07:22,902 --> 00:07:24,534 I'm In Shape This Year. 149 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:26,132 We're Not Competing. 150 00:07:26,167 --> 00:07:28,901 I Want You To Run With Me For Charity. 151 00:07:28,936 --> 00:07:29,732 Do What? 152 00:07:29,767 --> 00:07:31,165 Scott Oakley Can't Run. 153 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:34,116 Will You Replace Him In The Relay? 154 00:07:34,151 --> 00:07:37,033 Hold The Phone Just One Second. 155 00:07:39,767 --> 00:07:43,534 Dear, He Doesn't Want To Run Against Me. 156 00:07:43,569 --> 00:07:46,434 He Wants Me To Run... 157 00:07:48,534 --> 00:07:50,567 But He Wants Me To Run... 158 00:07:54,801 --> 00:07:57,717 It's You And Me Together? 159 00:07:57,752 --> 00:08:00,634 Together At The Penn Relays. 160 00:08:00,669 --> 00:08:03,033 Penn Relays? 161 00:08:06,234 --> 00:08:07,367 Just A Minute. 162 00:08:10,834 --> 00:08:12,799 Dear, It's The Penn Relays. 163 00:08:12,834 --> 00:08:19,000 He Wants Me To Run With Him In The Penn Relays. 164 00:08:19,035 --> 00:08:23,200 It's Thousands Of People Rooting For Me 165 00:08:23,235 --> 00:08:24,666 At The Penn Relays. 166 00:08:24,701 --> 00:08:29,267 All My Life, I've Wanted To Run In The Penn Relays. 167 00:08:30,267 --> 00:08:32,367 Um... 168 00:08:32,402 --> 00:08:33,968 What Leg? 169 00:08:34,003 --> 00:08:35,534 Anchor Leg. 170 00:08:38,734 --> 00:08:39,734 Just A Minute. 171 00:08:41,968 --> 00:08:45,732 He Wants Me To Run Anchor Leg. 172 00:08:45,767 --> 00:08:49,767 Dear, That's The Leg Of Honor And Glory. 173 00:08:51,234 --> 00:08:53,033 In The Pe... 174 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:03,267 Who Are We Running Against? 175 00:09:03,302 --> 00:09:05,299 That's The Beautiful Part. 176 00:09:05,334 --> 00:09:07,800 You're Running Against Charlie Stevenson. 177 00:09:07,835 --> 00:09:10,651 Charlie Stevenson Set The Conference Record 178 00:09:10,686 --> 00:09:13,467 In The Southeast When We Were In College. 179 00:09:13,502 --> 00:09:15,199 When Did You See Him Last? 180 00:09:15,234 --> 00:09:20,067 It's Got To Be 30 Years, I Guess, When I Saw Him. 181 00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:25,200 He Was About Five-Ten, Weighed 160 Pounds 182 00:09:25,235 --> 00:09:26,299 And All Legs. 183 00:09:26,334 --> 00:09:27,866 That's What I Remember. 184 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:30,534 Now He's Five-Ten Both Ways. 185 00:09:31,534 --> 00:09:32,767 Really? 186 00:09:35,300 --> 00:09:40,000 Well, I'm Sorry. I Need Some Time To Think It Over. 187 00:09:40,035 --> 00:09:41,968 I Need To Know Now. 188 00:09:42,003 --> 00:09:43,200 I Accept. 189 00:09:44,701 --> 00:09:46,033 Welcome Aboard. 190 00:09:46,068 --> 00:09:47,000 Thank You. 191 00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:01,632 Dear... 192 00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:07,299 Tailwind Turner, The Fastest Man In The World 193 00:10:07,334 --> 00:10:14,501 Is Going To Hand Off To Me, Combustible Huxtable- 194 00:10:14,536 --> 00:10:17,767 The Fastest Man In The Universe. 195 00:10:18,901 --> 00:10:20,467 Fast? 196 00:10:20,502 --> 00:10:21,998 Fast. 197 00:10:22,033 --> 00:10:24,383 Faster Than The Speed Of Light? 198 00:10:24,418 --> 00:10:26,699 Faster Than The Speed Of Light. 199 00:10:26,734 --> 00:10:29,434 Good, Then You'll Be Too Fast For The Camera 200 00:10:29,469 --> 00:10:31,767 And There Won't Be A Tape. 201 00:10:39,767 --> 00:10:41,133 Hi, Daddy. 202 00:10:41,168 --> 00:10:42,601 Hi. 203 00:10:51,367 --> 00:10:52,833 Ohh... 204 00:10:52,868 --> 00:10:54,265 Ahh. 205 00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:57,466 Bet You Can Run Fast. 206 00:10:57,501 --> 00:11:00,417 I've Been Known To Do That. 207 00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:03,334 You Know Who Else Can Run Fast? 208 00:11:03,369 --> 00:11:04,466 Who? 209 00:11:04,501 --> 00:11:06,033 Mega-Woman. 210 00:11:08,767 --> 00:11:11,033 I Don't Know Her. 211 00:11:11,068 --> 00:11:13,265 You Would Like Her. 212 00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:16,234 She's Got Laser Beams... 213 00:11:16,269 --> 00:11:17,732 Really? 214 00:11:17,767 --> 00:11:19,467 And Breathes Underwater. 215 00:11:19,502 --> 00:11:21,801 Oh, She's A Fish. 216 00:11:22,801 --> 00:11:27,267 No, She's A Woman Like Me. 217 00:11:27,302 --> 00:11:28,599 Can I Have Her? 218 00:11:28,634 --> 00:11:31,000 How Much Does She Cost? 219 00:11:31,035 --> 00:11:32,032 Nine Dollars. 220 00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:34,167 Whoa, That's A Lot Of Money. 221 00:11:34,202 --> 00:11:36,232 If You Get Me This 222 00:11:36,267 --> 00:11:39,767 You'll Never Have To Get Me Anything Else Again. 223 00:11:39,802 --> 00:11:42,265 If I Buy You This Mega-Woman 224 00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:45,667 I Don't Have To Buy You Another Gift Or Anything 225 00:11:45,702 --> 00:11:47,701 For The Rest Of My Life? 226 00:11:47,736 --> 00:11:48,365 Right. 227 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:50,834 I Like This Deal. 228 00:11:50,869 --> 00:11:52,367 Yes, Indeed. 229 00:11:52,402 --> 00:11:53,432 Hi. 230 00:11:53,467 --> 00:11:54,799 Oh, There's Mom. 231 00:11:54,834 --> 00:11:56,467 We'll See What She... 232 00:11:56,502 --> 00:11:58,833 No, No. 233 00:11:58,868 --> 00:12:04,033 You Don't Want Me To Ask Mom About Mega-Woman? 234 00:12:04,068 --> 00:12:05,332 Oh, Dad. 235 00:12:05,367 --> 00:12:08,267 Rudy, I Already Told You No Mega-Woman. 236 00:12:08,302 --> 00:12:09,599 I'll Pay For It. 237 00:12:09,634 --> 00:12:11,367 You Don't Have A Job. 238 00:12:11,402 --> 00:12:12,468 I'll Get One. 239 00:12:12,503 --> 00:12:13,499 Doing What? 240 00:12:13,534 --> 00:12:15,866 Cleaning Up My Room. 241 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:18,532 You Already Do That For Free. 242 00:12:18,567 --> 00:12:21,200 We Could Pay Rudy For Doing Extra Housework. 243 00:12:21,235 --> 00:12:22,299 What's First? 244 00:12:22,334 --> 00:12:23,400 Paint The Kitchen. 245 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:25,732 No, No, No. 246 00:12:25,767 --> 00:12:28,534 You Can Start By Helping Me Clean The Cupboards. 247 00:12:28,569 --> 00:12:29,632 Okay. 248 00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:33,667 I'll Do It For Nine Dollars. 249 00:12:33,702 --> 00:12:35,118 It Pays 50 Cents. 250 00:12:35,153 --> 00:12:36,534 I'll Take That. 251 00:12:42,901 --> 00:12:44,866 Hey, Mom, Have You Seen Dad? 252 00:12:44,901 --> 00:12:47,334 He Wanted To Get Some Sprints In. 253 00:12:47,369 --> 00:12:48,965 He Ran This Morning. 254 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,365 Yes, But The Race Is Tomorrow. 255 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:54,567 Twice A Day? Should He Be Doing That? 256 00:12:54,602 --> 00:12:56,018 He's Almost 50. 257 00:12:56,053 --> 00:12:57,399 He's Just 49. 258 00:12:57,434 --> 00:12:59,217 Fifty Is Around The Corner. 259 00:12:59,252 --> 00:13:01,000 You're Saying 50 Is Old Age? 260 00:13:01,035 --> 00:13:02,799 Well, Yeah. 261 00:13:02,834 --> 00:13:05,634 Then What's Middle Age? 262 00:13:05,669 --> 00:13:07,734 Um... Twenty-Five. 263 00:13:08,734 --> 00:13:12,234 Then What Does That Make Me? 264 00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:13,998 Just Right. 265 00:13:14,033 --> 00:13:17,300 You'd Better Be Glad You Said That. 266 00:13:17,335 --> 00:13:19,534 I'm Finished Dusting. 267 00:13:19,569 --> 00:13:20,699 Good. 268 00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:23,734 Can I Have My 25 Cents Now? 269 00:13:23,769 --> 00:13:26,734 As Soon As I Inspect Your Work. 270 00:13:26,769 --> 00:13:28,434 Theo, Give Me A Dollar. 271 00:13:28,469 --> 00:13:29,332 For What? 272 00:13:29,367 --> 00:13:30,700 I Cleaned Your Closet. 273 00:13:30,735 --> 00:13:31,998 Nobody Asked You To. 274 00:13:32,033 --> 00:13:35,066 I Did It. You Owe Me A Dollar. 275 00:13:35,101 --> 00:13:38,100 Rudy, I'm Not Giving You A Dollar. 276 00:13:38,135 --> 00:13:39,834 Then I'm Messing It Up. 277 00:13:39,869 --> 00:13:41,418 I'll Mess You Up. 278 00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:42,910 Get Away From Me! 279 00:13:42,945 --> 00:13:44,332 All Right, You Two. 280 00:13:44,367 --> 00:13:47,501 No Messing Up The Closet Or Each Other. 281 00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:49,133 Mom, We're Back! 282 00:13:52,067 --> 00:13:54,868 That's Not The Way We Act. You Do. 283 00:13:54,903 --> 00:13:56,065 What's All This? 284 00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:58,467 Dad Was Acting Weird In The Car. 285 00:13:58,502 --> 00:13:59,651 Weird? 286 00:13:59,686 --> 00:14:00,766 All I Did 287 00:14:00,801 --> 00:14:03,817 Was Act The Way My Children Act Sometimes 288 00:14:03,852 --> 00:14:06,834 When They're In The Car And I'm Driving. 289 00:14:06,869 --> 00:14:08,299 She Was Driving 290 00:14:08,334 --> 00:14:11,167 And I'm Sitting On The Passenger Side 291 00:14:11,202 --> 00:14:14,000 And I Decided To Turn The Radio Up Loud. 292 00:14:14,035 --> 00:14:15,965 I Had The Sound Going 293 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,501 So It's Bouncing All Over The Car. 294 00:14:18,536 --> 00:14:20,535 I Just Sat There 295 00:14:20,570 --> 00:14:22,534 And I Was Just... 296 00:14:25,367 --> 00:14:27,000 Here's Dad, Okay? 297 00:14:31,534 --> 00:14:33,634 People Were Staring At Him. 298 00:14:33,669 --> 00:14:35,751 Sounds Like You Had Fun. 299 00:14:35,786 --> 00:14:37,834 You Should Have Seen Dad. 300 00:14:37,869 --> 00:14:38,933 He Was Great. 301 00:14:38,968 --> 00:14:41,000 Talk Slow. Talk Slow. 302 00:14:42,667 --> 00:14:44,466 He Was Fast. 303 00:14:44,501 --> 00:14:46,184 Hello. What Else? 304 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,976 He Was Real Handsome. 305 00:14:48,011 --> 00:14:49,699 Thank You Very Much. 306 00:14:49,734 --> 00:14:53,033 We Were Very Proud That He Was Our Dad. 307 00:14:53,068 --> 00:14:55,834 Until He Got Into The Car. 308 00:14:55,869 --> 00:14:58,601 Thank You For The Ride. 309 00:14:59,834 --> 00:15:02,667 I Saw 19 Today. 310 00:15:03,667 --> 00:15:04,998 Nineteen? 311 00:15:05,033 --> 00:15:07,998 I Was Resting, Recovering From My 400 312 00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:12,868 And This 19-Year-Old Boy Was Running The Quarter- 313 00:15:12,903 --> 00:15:14,165 Just Practicing- 314 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:16,567 And He Went Past Me... 315 00:15:16,602 --> 00:15:18,400 Woosh. 316 00:15:20,834 --> 00:15:22,801 I Just Watched Him. 317 00:15:22,836 --> 00:15:23,866 Nineteen. 318 00:15:23,901 --> 00:15:26,251 And It Had Speed. 319 00:15:26,286 --> 00:15:28,476 It Had Power. 320 00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:30,667 It Had Bounce. 321 00:15:31,934 --> 00:15:33,100 Nineteen. 322 00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,834 Cliff, Do You Want To Be 19 Again? 323 00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:39,767 Only If You'll Be 19 With Me. 324 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,065 Sure. 325 00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:46,400 The Children Could Be 49. 326 00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:01,065 Pow! 327 00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:05,199 Ladies And Gentlemen. 328 00:16:05,234 --> 00:16:10,834 Tailwind Turner Hands Off To Combustible Huxtable. 329 00:16:10,869 --> 00:16:11,968 Pow. 330 00:16:13,601 --> 00:16:17,365 Look At That Stride, Ladies And Gentlemen. 331 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:22,033 No One's Ever Seen That Stride On A Man This Old Before. 332 00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:24,033 And Ladies And Gentlemen... 333 00:16:24,068 --> 00:16:24,917 Kapow... 334 00:16:24,952 --> 00:16:25,776 Cliff. 335 00:16:25,811 --> 00:16:26,566 Yes, Dear? 336 00:16:26,601 --> 00:16:29,232 Honey, What Time Is It? 337 00:16:29,267 --> 00:16:33,300 It's Ten And A Half Hours Before The Race. 338 00:16:33,335 --> 00:16:34,632 Pow. 339 00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:36,117 Are You Nervous? 340 00:16:36,152 --> 00:16:37,567 No. Just Excited. 341 00:16:37,602 --> 00:16:39,432 Hahhh! 342 00:16:39,467 --> 00:16:41,801 Are You Disappointed That The Children Won't Be There? 343 00:16:41,836 --> 00:16:43,199 Oh, No 344 00:16:43,234 --> 00:16:46,601 Because I Asked Dr. Morrison To Film The Whole Thing 345 00:16:46,636 --> 00:16:49,318 From The Time I Get On The Field 346 00:16:49,353 --> 00:16:52,060 To The Time I Take My Victory Lap. 347 00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:55,147 So They Can See It Whenever They Want. 348 00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:58,200 Or You Can See It Whenever You Want To. 349 00:16:58,235 --> 00:17:00,965 I'm So Excited About Going. 350 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:04,965 I Could Run Down To Philadelphia Right Now. 351 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:09,334 The Only Thing About It Is The Speed Limit Is 55 352 00:17:09,369 --> 00:17:13,132 And I Might Get A Ticket. 353 00:17:13,167 --> 00:17:15,868 We Have A Long Drive Tomorrow, Honey. 354 00:17:15,903 --> 00:17:17,468 We Have To Start Early. 355 00:17:17,503 --> 00:17:19,435 I Don't Need Sleep. 356 00:17:19,470 --> 00:17:21,367 My Body Is Well-Tuned. 357 00:17:21,402 --> 00:17:22,566 Pow. 358 00:17:22,601 --> 00:17:26,367 Yes, I Must Admit You Are Looking Good. 359 00:17:32,567 --> 00:17:33,766 How Good? 360 00:17:33,801 --> 00:17:37,167 You Are Looking... 361 00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:40,701 Real Good. 362 00:17:45,067 --> 00:17:46,667 Well, I'm Sorry. 363 00:17:46,702 --> 00:17:48,267 I'm An Athlete. 364 00:17:49,834 --> 00:17:51,400 Pow. 365 00:17:53,133 --> 00:17:54,399 Our First Race Of The Day 366 00:17:54,434 --> 00:17:56,098 Is A One-Mile Relay For Charity. 367 00:17:56,133 --> 00:17:58,033 The Edward P. Hurt All-Stars Are In The Blue Jerseys. 368 00:17:58,068 --> 00:17:59,699 The Tuppenny All Stars In Red. 369 00:17:59,734 --> 00:18:01,767 Running The First Leg For The Edward Hurt Team 370 00:18:01,802 --> 00:18:03,032 Is Ira Davis. 371 00:18:03,067 --> 00:18:04,834 James Hodge Will Start For The Tuppenny Team. 372 00:18:05,934 --> 00:18:07,300 And They're Off! 373 00:18:26,133 --> 00:18:30,199 Ira Davis Is Challenging James Hodge. 374 00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:33,400 Now Davis Taking The Lead For The Edward Hurt Team. 375 00:18:36,334 --> 00:18:38,667 Running Second Leg For The Edward Hurt Team 376 00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:39,965 Is D'mara Amiyami. 377 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,534 For The Tuppenny Team, James Burnett. 378 00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:58,534 D'mara Amiyami Is Opening Up The Lead. 379 00:19:16,167 --> 00:19:17,867 For The Third Leg Of This Race, 380 00:19:17,902 --> 00:19:19,532 Sanford B. 'Tailwind' Turner 381 00:19:19,567 --> 00:19:21,332 Will Take The Baton For The Edward Hurt Team, 382 00:19:21,367 --> 00:19:24,667 And He'll Go Against Larry James Of The Tuppenny Team. 383 00:19:30,868 --> 00:19:32,432 The Anchor Legs Of The Race 384 00:19:32,467 --> 00:19:36,067 Will Be Run By Heathcliff Huxtable And Charlie Stevenson. 385 00:19:54,901 --> 00:19:58,132 Uh-Oh. Larry James Has Injured His Leg. 386 00:19:58,167 --> 00:20:01,133 He's Struggling To Get The Baton To Charlie Stevenson. 387 00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:04,300 Huxtable Moving Out To A Big Lead. 388 00:20:04,335 --> 00:20:06,098 Wait A Minute. 389 00:20:06,133 --> 00:20:08,067 There Seems To Be A Substitute For Charlie Stevenson. 390 00:20:08,102 --> 00:20:09,799 We Don't Have The Name Of The Runner 391 00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:12,868 To Run The Anchor Leg For The Tuppenny Team. 392 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,167 Huxtable Has A Sizeable Lead. 393 00:20:44,901 --> 00:20:47,200 The Anchor For The Tuppenny Team Coming On Strong. 394 00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:53,367 Ladies And Gentlemen, She's Gonna Catch Huxtable. 395 00:20:53,402 --> 00:20:54,767 She Does It. 396 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:58,965 Oh! 397 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,767 Ladies And Gentlemen, We've Just Discovered The Anchor 398 00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:03,132 For The Tuppenny Team 399 00:21:03,167 --> 00:21:06,834 Is 3-Time Olympic Gold Medalist Valerie Brisco-Hooks. 400 00:21:06,869 --> 00:21:10,501 And Valerie Brisco-Hooks Crosses The Finish Line 401 00:21:10,536 --> 00:21:12,332 Ahead Of Heathcliff Huxtable. 402 00:21:12,367 --> 00:21:14,067 The Tuppenny Team Wins The Race. 403 00:21:19,067 --> 00:21:21,100 You..! 404 00:21:30,467 --> 00:21:34,901 I Can't Believe That I Ran Against An Olympic Champion. 405 00:21:34,936 --> 00:21:37,901 I Think You Should Be Very Proud Of Yourself. 406 00:21:37,936 --> 00:21:39,701 You Ran A Good Race. 407 00:21:39,736 --> 00:21:40,768 Yes, I Did. 408 00:21:40,803 --> 00:21:41,868 Yes, You Did. 409 00:21:41,903 --> 00:21:42,899 Yes, I Did. 410 00:21:42,934 --> 00:21:45,801 My Favorite Part Was The Look On Your Face 411 00:21:45,836 --> 00:21:48,000 When You Realized It Was A Woman 412 00:21:48,035 --> 00:21:49,334 Who Had Passed You. 413 00:21:49,369 --> 00:21:50,332 And Then 414 00:21:50,367 --> 00:21:51,799 The Look On Your Face 415 00:21:51,834 --> 00:21:54,834 When You Realized The Woman Was Valerie Briscoe-Hooks. 416 00:21:54,869 --> 00:21:57,532 Well, They Had To Get 417 00:21:57,567 --> 00:22:00,667 A Three-Time Olympic Medal Winner 418 00:22:00,702 --> 00:22:02,701 To Beat Me. 419 00:22:04,167 --> 00:22:07,367 And I Want To Know Why Did That Woman- 420 00:22:07,402 --> 00:22:08,868 When She Passed Me- 421 00:22:08,903 --> 00:22:10,334 Pat Me On My Boom-Boom? 422 00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:16,601 Because She Couldn't Resist That Fine-Tuned Body. 423 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:21,267 How Do You Feel About What They Did To You? 424 00:22:21,302 --> 00:22:22,632 Are You Kidding? 425 00:22:22,667 --> 00:22:24,701 Tailwind Set Me Up So Good. 426 00:22:24,736 --> 00:22:26,068 I Looked At Him. 427 00:22:26,103 --> 00:22:27,535 I Started Laughing. 428 00:22:27,570 --> 00:22:29,269 I Tell You What- 429 00:22:29,304 --> 00:22:30,933 For 30 Seconds 430 00:22:30,968 --> 00:22:34,299 I Thought The People Were Cheering For Me. 431 00:22:34,334 --> 00:22:38,100 And Then The Next 30 Seconds, I Knew They Were Laughing At Me. 432 00:22:39,801 --> 00:22:42,667 I Felt Pretty Good About It. 433 00:22:43,667 --> 00:22:44,632 Yes? 434 00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:45,667 Who Is It? 435 00:22:45,702 --> 00:22:46,684 It's Rudy. 436 00:22:46,719 --> 00:22:47,667 Come In. 437 00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:51,467 Mega-Woman Wanted To Say Good Night. 438 00:22:51,502 --> 00:22:53,299 Good Night, Mega-Woman. 439 00:22:53,334 --> 00:22:56,734 And How Is Mega-Woman Enjoying Her New Home? 440 00:22:56,769 --> 00:23:00,234 She Likes It, But She's Lonely. 441 00:23:01,567 --> 00:23:02,933 Why? 442 00:23:02,968 --> 00:23:05,434 She Misses Mega-Boy, Mega-Girl 443 00:23:05,469 --> 00:23:06,968 And Mega-Man. 444 00:23:10,067 --> 00:23:14,501 Well, We Don't Want Mega-Woman Apart From Her Family 445 00:23:14,536 --> 00:23:15,851 Do We? 446 00:23:15,886 --> 00:23:17,132 No. 447 00:23:17,167 --> 00:23:22,300 So I Think That Tomorrow... 448 00:23:22,335 --> 00:23:23,632 Yes? 449 00:23:23,667 --> 00:23:25,267 You And I... 450 00:23:25,302 --> 00:23:26,432 Yes? 451 00:23:26,467 --> 00:23:29,534 Will Get Up And Go Down To The Toy Store... 452 00:23:29,569 --> 00:23:30,499 Yes. 453 00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:32,901 And Give Her Back To Her Family. 454 00:23:32,936 --> 00:23:34,367 No!