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Vanessa?

2
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Go On And Get In
Your Own Bed Now.

3
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I Left $5 Under Your Pillow.

4
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Hi.

5
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Hey, How Are
You Doing?

6
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What Time Is It?

7
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5:15 A.M.

8
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Oh, Goodness.

9
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You Must Be Tired.

10
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Not Tired Enough
To Sleep On Top Of My Child.

11
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I Said It Was Okay

12
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Till You Came Home
From The Hospital.

13
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Vanessa, Honey.
Daddy's Home.

14
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Hi, Dad.

15
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Hi.
Come On.

16
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Hi,
Daddy.

17
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Hi, Dear.

18
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Go Back To
Your Own Bed.

19
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Do We Have To?

20
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Yes, Dear.
Bye-Bye.

21
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Just Keep
On Going.

22
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Dad?

23
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Is There Really $5
Under My Pillow?

24
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No.

25
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I Knew It.

26
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I'm Sorry.

27
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There You Go, Dear.

28
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Vanessa...
Pick Her Up.

29
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Ohh.

30
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I Am Going To Do Some
Serious Sleeping Tonight!

31
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You've Had Deliveries
Four Nights In A Row.

32
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Tonight Was The Worst, Dear.

33
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I Would Finish One...

34
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Get All Washed Up

35
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Get Ready To Come Home

36
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And A Car Would Pull Up-
Varoom!

37
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One Poor Man Pulled Up
Without His Wife.

38
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He Had To Drive
All The Way Back.

39
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Then A Woman Came Walking In
On Her Own.

40
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Said She Couldn't Wait
For Her Husband

41
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Who Had Passed Out
In The Middle Of The Freeway.

44
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Today Is Saturday.
Sleep As Late As You Want.

45
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You Better
Believe It.

46
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I'm Going To Get
Into That Bed

47
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And I'm Going To Sleep
Until My Eyes Just Pop Open.

48
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And Then I'm Going
To Wait Five Minutes

49
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Then I'm Going To The Sleep Bank

50
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And I'm Going To Make
Another Withdrawal

51
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And Sleep Some More.

52
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Then I'll Get Up

53
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Take My Newspaper,
Find A Quiet Room

54
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And Just Sit There
And Read My Paper In Peace.

55
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Sounds Like
A Good Idea.

56
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Cliff?

57
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Yeah.

58
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Did You Lock The Door?

59
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Yeah, I Locked The Door.

60
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You Sure?

61
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Yes,
I'm Sure.

62
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What About The Lights?

63
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Yeah, I Locked
The Lights, Too, Dear.

64
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Cliff, Are You Sure
You Locked The Door?

65
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I Not Only Locked It

66
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I Shoved The Furniture
Up Against It, Too.

67
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I'm Only Asking
Because Of That Time

68
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You Were So Sure
You Had Locked The Door

69
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And You Didn't.

70
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That Was
15 Years Ago.

71
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Where Are
You Going?

72
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To Get Something
To Drink.

73
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I'll Get You
Something To Drink.

74
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You Want To See If I
Locked Up Everything.

75
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That's Not True.

76
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Do You Want Milk?

77
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Yes.

78
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Okay, I'll Get
Some Milk For You.

79
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Thank You.

80
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And Cliff,
While You're Down There

81
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Double-Check
The Lock On The Door.

82
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You Could Be Bossy
If You Wanted To.

83
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Phew!

84
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I'm Giving You One Last
Chance To Forget About This.

85
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Cockroach,
In A Good Light

86
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You'll Be
Humiliated.

87
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You Wish!

88
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If You Say So.

89
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<I>Check Out
This Mustache.</I>

90
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<I>I Can't
Even See It.</I>

91
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I Can't
See Yours.

92
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Then How Come
Tracey Darnell

93
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Is Going Out
With Me Tonight?

94
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Because We're
Double-Dating.

95
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She's Using You
To Look At My Mustache.

96
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She'd Better Bring
A Magnifying Glass.

97
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Hey, Dad.

98
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Hey, Fellas.
How Are You?

99
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Listen, Listen, Listen.

100
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Theo, Walter-

101
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Looking At
The Two Of You

102
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<I>I've Noticed Something
About You That's More Manly.</I>

103
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Thanks.

104
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One Of Us More
Than The Other?

105
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No, No, No.
It's Equal Masculinity.

106
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Thanks, Dad.

107
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You're
Welcome.

108
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He Only Said That
'Cause You're His Son.

109
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He Meant My Mustache And Your Feet.

110
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Hey, Dad.

111
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Hi, Dr. Huxtable.

112
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Why Do You
Have On Two Radios?

113
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It Gives A Richer Sound,
Dr. Huxtable.

114
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If You Position Them Right,
You Get Truer Tonality.

115
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It's Like
You're There.

116
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Do You Have To
Take Me With You?

117
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Sorry.

118
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Where's Mom?

119
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She Had To Leave
For The Office.

120
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Does Your Father
Always Sleep This Late?

121
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He's Been Working
Nights This Week.

122
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He Might Be In
A Low Energy Cycle.

123
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A Low Energy Cycle?

124
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Yeah. You Should
Get Your Biorhythms Checked.

125
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Robert And
I Did.

126
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There Was A Man Outside
Laytham's Department Store

127
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In A Booth.

128
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Booth?

129
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We Gave Him
Our Astrological Signs

130
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Time Of Birth
And Favorite Colors.

131
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And What Else?

132
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Two Dollars Apiece.

133
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I Promised Vanessa
I'd Pay Her Back.

134
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Are You On A Low Cash Cycle?

135
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That's A Good One,
Dr. Huxtable.

136
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Yeah, Thank You.

137
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He Fed The Information
Into A Computer

138
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And A Few Seconds Later,
We Got These Charts.

139
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They Prove
What We've Thought All Along-

140
00:08:01,934 --> 00:08:03,567
We're Right For Each Other.

141
00:08:07,534 --> 00:08:09,100
Look At These, Dad.

142
00:08:09,234 --> 00:08:11,868
They Show The Different
Peaks And Valleys

143
00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,801
In Different Areas
Of Your Life.

144
00:08:13,934 --> 00:08:16,868
Right Now, Robert And I
Are Peaking On Ambition

145
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And Peaking
On Romance.

146
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And We Both Valley
On Jealousy And Power.

147
00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:23,567
It's Amazing.

148
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We're Organically And Cosmically
In Total Synch.

149
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Yeah.

150
00:08:29,234 --> 00:08:31,734
Well, I'm Happy For You.

151
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You And Mrs. Huxtable Should Go
To The Biorhythm Booth

152
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And Get Your Charts Made.

153
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I'd Be Glad To
Help You Read Them.

154
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Robert, It Sounds Like
You Are Peaking On Generosity.

155
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Yeah.

156
00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:51,367
Yes.

157
00:08:51,501 --> 00:08:53,501
And I'm Organically
And Cosmically In Synch

158
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With What Is Coming Out
Of Your Face.

159
00:09:04,100 --> 00:09:04,868
Hi, Daddy.

160
00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,567
Hi, Hon.
How Are You?

161
00:09:06,701 --> 00:09:08,667
I'd Like You To Meet
Eddie Lakeheart.

162
00:09:08,801 --> 00:09:11,400
Eddie, How Are You?

163
00:09:11,534 --> 00:09:12,801
Hi, Dr. Huxtable.

164
00:09:12,934 --> 00:09:14,667
Have A Sit Down.

165
00:09:39,734 --> 00:09:43,000
I See You're Watching
The All-Music Station.

166
00:09:45,534 --> 00:09:46,934
You're Into Reggae, Huh?

167
00:09:47,067 --> 00:09:48,467
Yeah.

168
00:10:13,067 --> 00:10:15,133
* I Say Hey, Man *

169
00:10:20,067 --> 00:10:22,834
* I Say You Go Down *

170
00:10:22,968 --> 00:10:24,767
* And I Say Hey, Man *

171
00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:32,501
* B-R-R-R *

172
00:10:32,634 --> 00:10:34,200
* Hey, Man *

173
00:10:35,901 --> 00:10:37,033
* Hey, Man *

174
00:10:37,167 --> 00:10:37,868
* Hey, Man *

175
00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,501
* I Said Hey, Man *

176
00:10:39,634 --> 00:10:40,834
* Hey, Man *

177
00:10:40,968 --> 00:10:42,234
* Bo Ba Ba Boo Bee *

178
00:10:42,367 --> 00:10:43,234
* Hey, Man *

179
00:10:43,367 --> 00:10:44,501
* Hey, Man *

180
00:10:44,634 --> 00:10:45,767
* Hey, Man *

181
00:10:45,901 --> 00:10:46,767
* Hey, Man *

182
00:10:46,901 --> 00:10:48,033
* Hey, Man *

183
00:10:48,167 --> 00:10:49,367
* And You Go Down *

184
00:10:49,501 --> 00:10:50,667
* I Said You Go Down *

185
00:10:50,801 --> 00:10:52,334
* I Said We Going Down *

186
00:10:53,734 --> 00:10:55,200
* Reggae *

187
00:10:55,334 --> 00:10:56,601
* I Said *

188
00:10:56,734 --> 00:10:57,934
* Hey *

189
00:10:58,067 --> 00:10:59,634
* I Say And You Say *

190
00:10:59,767 --> 00:11:00,701
* You Say *

191
00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:02,000
* And We Say *

192
00:11:02,133 --> 00:11:03,868
* I Said Hey, Man *

193
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,200
* B-R-R-R *

194
00:11:05,334 --> 00:11:06,400
* Hey, Man *

195
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:08,400
Oh, I'm Sorry.

196
00:11:08,534 --> 00:11:10,667
Elvin, I Didn't Know
You Were Here.

197
00:11:10,801 --> 00:11:12,634
I Came Over
To Study.

198
00:11:12,767 --> 00:11:14,234
Nice To
See You.

199
00:11:14,367 --> 00:11:15,133
Hi, Honey.
Hi, Dad.

200
00:11:15,267 --> 00:11:16,601
Don't Pay Me
Any Mind.

201
00:11:16,734 --> 00:11:18,367
I Just Came
Down Here

202
00:11:18,501 --> 00:11:21,534
To Find A Quiet Place
To Read My Paper.

203
00:11:21,667 --> 00:11:23,200
That's All.

204
00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:26,701
Sondra, Would You Please
Pass Me The Marker?

205
00:11:28,767 --> 00:11:29,767
Thank You.

206
00:11:30,968 --> 00:11:32,934
Would You Like
It Back, Sondra?

207
00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:34,067
No, Elvin

208
00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:36,634
I Would Not
Like It Back.

209
00:11:37,934 --> 00:11:39,267
Dr. Huxtable

210
00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:40,300
You Should Know-

211
00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:41,901
Sondra's Upset With Me.

212
00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:44,334
Again?

213
00:11:45,667 --> 00:11:48,367
Daddy, You Know How Elvin
Is Always Late?

214
00:11:48,501 --> 00:11:52,234
And How You Always Get Angry
With Him When He's Late.

215
00:11:52,367 --> 00:11:54,634
Today I Decided
To Teach Him A Lesson.

216
00:11:54,767 --> 00:11:56,934
I Picked Him Up
Two Hours Late

217
00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:58,968
So He'd Know
How It Feels.

218
00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:00,434
And He Didn't Get Mad!

219
00:12:00,567 --> 00:12:03,634
When She Was Late,
I Assumed She Had A Good Reason.

220
00:12:03,767 --> 00:12:06,968
I Told You That I Was Late
For No Reason At All.

221
00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:08,701
I Was Glad You Were Okay.

222
00:12:08,834 --> 00:12:10,267
<I>But You Never Get Mad.</I>

223
00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:11,367
Daddy

224
00:12:11,501 --> 00:12:12,801
It Threatens
Our Relationship.

225
00:12:12,934 --> 00:12:15,400
Elvin's Out Of Touch
With His Anger.

226
00:12:15,534 --> 00:12:17,434
I'm Afraid Sondra's Right,
Dr. Huxtable.

227
00:12:17,567 --> 00:12:19,701
I've Never Gotten Angry
In My Life.

228
00:12:21,701 --> 00:12:24,901
However, People Do Tend
To Get Very Angry With Me.

229
00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:32,734
Elvin, Your Inability
To Express Your Anger

230
00:12:32,868 --> 00:12:35,334
Is In Itself
A Form Of Hostility.

231
00:12:35,467 --> 00:12:38,400
Daddy, He Is A Classic
Passive-Aggressive.

232
00:12:38,534 --> 00:12:39,400
You're Right.

233
00:12:39,534 --> 00:12:42,033
Don't Agree With Me!
Get Mad At Me!

234
00:12:42,167 --> 00:12:44,300
I Called You
A Passive-Aggressive.

235
00:12:44,434 --> 00:12:46,767
I'm Sure You Had
A Good Reason.

236
00:12:54,467 --> 00:12:56,100
You Know, Dr. Huxtable...

237
00:12:59,133 --> 00:13:01,567
If I Could Get Angry,
This Wouldn't Happen.

238
00:13:01,701 --> 00:13:04,400
I'm Really Sorry
To Get You Involved In This.

239
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:05,400
No, No.

240
00:13:05,534 --> 00:13:07,167
It's Quite All Right.

241
00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:11,968
You're Probably Peaking
On Anger In Your Biorhythms.

242
00:13:13,434 --> 00:13:14,434
What?

243
00:13:14,567 --> 00:13:16,634
Whatever You're Trying
To Work Out

244
00:13:16,767 --> 00:13:17,701
Eventually You Will.

245
00:13:17,834 --> 00:13:20,167
Thanks, Dr. Huxtable.

246
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,734
Sondra, Do You Care
Enough About Me

247
00:13:22,868 --> 00:13:25,200
To Try To
Work It Out?

248
00:13:25,334 --> 00:13:27,434
No, Elvin, I Don't.

249
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,434
Okay, I Understand.

250
00:13:32,567 --> 00:13:34,367
Elvin,
I Didn't Mean That.

251
00:13:34,501 --> 00:13:36,701
I Care About You
A Great Deal.

252
00:13:36,834 --> 00:13:39,200
I Said That
To Make You Mad.

253
00:13:39,334 --> 00:13:40,334
Oh.

254
00:13:40,467 --> 00:13:44,167
We're Going To Have
To Work On This.

255
00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:46,434
You're Going To
Work On It Now?

256
00:13:46,567 --> 00:13:48,400
It's Important To Examine
These Emotions

257
00:13:48,534 --> 00:13:50,267
While We're In The Moment.

258
00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:51,167
Okay, Honey.

259
00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:52,567
All Right, Dear.

260
00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:56,801
Elvin, You Can Straighten
All This Up For Two Dollars.

261
00:14:07,534 --> 00:14:08,467
Hi.

262
00:14:12,067 --> 00:14:13,467
Hi!

263
00:14:14,234 --> 00:14:15,234
Hi, Daddy.

264
00:14:15,367 --> 00:14:16,434
Hi, Dr. Huxtable.

265
00:14:16,567 --> 00:14:18,434
Aren't You Supposed
To Have Permission

266
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:20,667
To Sit Up Here
And Watch Tv?

267
00:14:20,801 --> 00:14:21,968
Mommy Said We Could.

268
00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:22,701
She Did?

269
00:14:22,834 --> 00:14:23,934
Yes.

270
00:14:24,067 --> 00:14:26,767
She Said If We Were Quiet
While You Were Asleep

271
00:14:26,901 --> 00:14:29,667
When You Got Up,
We Could Watch Tv Here.

272
00:14:29,801 --> 00:14:31,601
You Slept A Long Time.

273
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:35,767
Want To Watch Cartoons With Us?

274
00:14:35,901 --> 00:14:37,701
No, Thank You.

275
00:14:37,834 --> 00:14:39,200
Where Are You Going?

276
00:14:39,334 --> 00:14:40,534
I Don't Know.

277
00:15:38,133 --> 00:15:39,067
Who Is It?

278
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:40,334
<I>It's Me.</I>

279
00:15:40,467 --> 00:15:43,734
How Do I Know
It Isn't One Of My Children

280
00:15:43,868 --> 00:15:45,100
Imitating My Wife's Voice?

281
00:15:46,167 --> 00:15:47,200
<I>It's Me.</I>

282
00:15:47,334 --> 00:15:51,100
If It Is You,
Then Where Did We Eat

283
00:15:51,234 --> 00:15:54,767
The Night You Graduated
From Law School?

284
00:15:54,901 --> 00:15:56,300
Michael And Ennio's.

285
00:15:56,434 --> 00:15:57,434
Wrong!

286
00:15:57,567 --> 00:15:59,167
It Was Mariani's.

287
00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:00,534
It Was Not!

288
00:16:00,667 --> 00:16:01,400
Okay, Okay.

289
00:16:01,534 --> 00:16:03,100
How Could You Forget That?

290
00:16:03,234 --> 00:16:05,300
Don't Put Me In A Headlock.

291
00:16:09,801 --> 00:16:11,000
Oh, Come In.

292
00:16:11,133 --> 00:16:13,367
Hurry Up
Before The Children...

293
00:16:13,501 --> 00:16:15,033
Come On.

294
00:16:15,167 --> 00:16:17,234
When I Called
From The Office

295
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:20,000
And Found Out
How Many People Were Here

296
00:16:20,133 --> 00:16:22,067
I Decided To Stop For Pizza.

297
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,167
I Knew You'd Be Hiding.

298
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:26,968
Did The Children
See You Come Down Here?

299
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:28,000
Oh, No.

300
00:16:28,133 --> 00:16:29,033
Good.

301
00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:31,434
I Waited Until They Were Feeding

302
00:16:31,567 --> 00:16:33,467
Then I Grabbed The Only Pizza

303
00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:35,767
With Black Olives, Anchovies
And Sausage

304
00:16:35,901 --> 00:16:37,667
Sneaked Out The Back Door

305
00:16:37,801 --> 00:16:39,567
And Came In Through The Entrance

306
00:16:39,701 --> 00:16:40,934
To Your Office.

307
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:43,100
You Are A Genius.

308
00:16:43,234 --> 00:16:46,601
And I Am A Genius
Because I Married You.

309
00:16:46,734 --> 00:16:51,501
Cliff, You Think We Should
Tell The Kids We're Down Here?

310
00:16:51,634 --> 00:16:52,701
Are You Drunk?

311
00:16:56,234 --> 00:16:58,234
<I>Dr. Huxtable,
Are You In There?</I>

312
00:16:59,934 --> 00:17:01,567
Elvin.

313
00:17:02,767 --> 00:17:03,868
<I>Dr. Huxtable?</I>

314
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,501
I'm In Here
With A Patient Right Now.

315
00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:08,801
I'm Getting Ready
To Deliver A Baby.

316
00:17:08,934 --> 00:17:10,534
<I>It's Really
Important.</I>

317
00:17:10,667 --> 00:17:12,400
No, It Can't Be That Important

318
00:17:12,534 --> 00:17:15,834
Because The Woman Is Going
To Deliver Any Second Now.

319
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:18,167
So You Have To Go Back Upstairs.

320
00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:19,767
Hi, Dr. Huxtable.

321
00:17:19,901 --> 00:17:20,968
Hi, Mrs. Huxtable.

322
00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:23,801
Eddie Was Going To
Give Me A Ride Home

323
00:17:23,934 --> 00:17:27,167
But He Can't Because Your
Car Is Blocking His Car

324
00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:28,667
In The Driveway.

325
00:17:28,801 --> 00:17:31,133
I'll Get The Keys.
You Can Move It.

326
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:32,868
Sondra Got Your Extra Keys.

327
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,467
We Tried To Start It,
But Nothing Happened.

328
00:17:35,601 --> 00:17:36,834
Just Push It Aside

329
00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:39,667
And I'll Have My Mechanic
Look At It Tomorrow.

330
00:17:39,801 --> 00:17:41,701
Your Mechanic Works On Sunday?

331
00:17:41,834 --> 00:17:44,167
We'd Better Move It Now.

332
00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:47,133
I'm Really Sorry About This,
Dr. Huxtable.

333
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,167
Oh!

334
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:49,501
So This Is Where

335
00:17:49,634 --> 00:17:52,367
The Anchovy, Black Olive
And Sausage Pizza Went.

336
00:17:52,501 --> 00:17:54,601
Do You Mind
If I Just...

337
00:17:54,734 --> 00:17:55,801
Elvin.

338
00:17:59,133 --> 00:18:00,601
I've Stayed Too Long.

339
00:18:09,968 --> 00:18:10,834
Gentlemen.

340
00:18:10,968 --> 00:18:11,934
Hi, Mrs. Huxtable.

341
00:18:12,067 --> 00:18:12,834
Hi, Mrs. Huxtable.

342
00:18:12,968 --> 00:18:14,334
Hi, Dr. Huxtable.

343
00:18:14,467 --> 00:18:16,968
Are You All
Wearing My Clothes?

344
00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:19,334
That's A Good One,
Dr. Huxtable.

345
00:18:19,467 --> 00:18:20,467
Thank You.

346
00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:22,534
We All Went Home
And Changed.

347
00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:23,734
How's The Car?

348
00:18:23,868 --> 00:18:25,467
It's Fine.
Everything's Fixed.

349
00:18:25,601 --> 00:18:29,834
Well, Since You All Are
Dressed Up And Looking Smooth

350
00:18:29,968 --> 00:18:32,534
I Guess You're Going Someplace,
Are You?

351
00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:35,367
Vanessa And I Are Going
To A School Dance.

352
00:18:35,501 --> 00:18:37,033
It's Not A Formal

353
00:18:37,167 --> 00:18:38,834
But We Like
To Look Good.

354
00:18:38,968 --> 00:18:42,067
Sondra And I Are Taking Rudy To
See The Alvin Ailey Dance Company.

355
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:43,901
Eddie, Are You
Taking Denise Out?

356
00:18:44,033 --> 00:18:45,167
Yes, Ma'am.

357
00:18:46,367 --> 00:18:47,834
Well, Good.

358
00:18:47,968 --> 00:18:50,868
I Guess I'd Better Go
Check On Everyone.

359
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,167
You Know,
When My Girls Were Little

360
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,400
And I'd Hold Them In My Arms

361
00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:59,334
I Always Knew
They Would Date Boys

362
00:18:59,467 --> 00:19:03,367
But I Never Figured
They Would Be This Handsome.

363
00:19:03,501 --> 00:19:05,000
Thank You, Sir.

364
00:19:05,133 --> 00:19:06,167
That's The Way Life Goes.

365
00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:08,567
You Never Know What Will Happen.

366
00:19:08,701 --> 00:19:09,901
When It Does Happen

367
00:19:10,033 --> 00:19:12,601
You Look Back On What
You Thought Would Happen

368
00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:15,501
And Say, "That's Not How
I Thought It Would Happen."

369
00:19:16,567 --> 00:19:18,534
There You Go.

370
00:19:20,834 --> 00:19:21,534
Whoa!

371
00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:22,601
Bye,
Dad.

372
00:19:22,734 --> 00:19:23,934
No, No, No.

373
00:19:24,067 --> 00:19:25,100
Come
Here.

374
00:19:25,234 --> 00:19:27,934
Now You Know This Is
A Special Occasion.

375
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:29,000
Yeah.

376
00:19:29,133 --> 00:19:31,234
You Know I Want
To See This.

377
00:19:31,367 --> 00:19:32,300
So Turn Around.

378
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:38,067
Yes...

379
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:41,267
I Think A Handshake
Is In Order For This

380
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:44,267
And I Hope You Have
A Wonderful Time.

381
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,100
Thanks, Dad.

382
00:19:45,234 --> 00:19:46,300
Wait, Wait, Wait.

383
00:19:46,434 --> 00:19:49,000
I Also Think That
We Should Have-

384
00:19:49,133 --> 00:19:50,968
Instead Of Five

385
00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:52,968
Since This Is
So Special-

386
00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:54,400
We Should Have Ten.

387
00:19:54,534 --> 00:19:55,334
All Right.

388
00:19:59,467 --> 00:20:01,667
No, No, Ten.

389
00:20:06,434 --> 00:20:07,567
No, No, No.

390
00:20:07,701 --> 00:20:08,968
Come On,
Drop It.

391
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:10,534
Dad, Come On.

392
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,200
Come On, Lower It.

393
00:20:15,267 --> 00:20:16,868
Ohhh!

394
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,200
Let Me See Yours.

395
00:20:20,334 --> 00:20:22,000
Let Me
See.

396
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:23,968
Wooo.

397
00:20:25,534 --> 00:20:27,467
Wooo.

398
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:30,801
Used To Do That Myself
When I Went To The Dances

399
00:20:30,934 --> 00:20:32,567
And I Wanted
To Look Older.

400
00:20:32,701 --> 00:20:34,000
I'd Take
The Mascara Pencil

401
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:35,334
And Make The Mustache.

402
00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:37,634
<I>It's Them!</I>

403
00:20:37,767 --> 00:20:39,267
Dad, Please
Don't Say Anything.

404
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:40,334
Don't Say Anything?

405
00:20:40,467 --> 00:20:41,300
I'll Do Anything
For You.

406
00:20:41,434 --> 00:20:42,200
Anything.

407
00:20:42,334 --> 00:20:43,200
I Never Said...

408
00:20:43,334 --> 00:20:44,367
I'll Do
Anything.

409
00:20:44,501 --> 00:20:46,801
Please, Please,
Please, Dad.

410
00:20:46,934 --> 00:20:48,534
You Know Me.

411
00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:49,667
I Know You!

412
00:20:49,801 --> 00:20:51,100
Please,
Don't Say Anything.

413
00:20:51,234 --> 00:20:52,834
Okay, Okay,
You Promise.

414
00:20:52,968 --> 00:20:54,267
No, I Didn't
Promise.

415
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:57,000
I Don't Have To Promise,
I'm The Father.

416
00:20:58,667 --> 00:20:59,367
Bye, Dad!

417
00:20:59,501 --> 00:21:00,501
No, No,
No, No, No!

418
00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:01,968
I Have To Meet
The Young Ladies.

419
00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:03,968
So Bring
The Young Ladies In.

420
00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:05,634
Please
Bring Them In.

421
00:21:05,767 --> 00:21:07,367
Happy To
Meet You.

422
00:21:07,501 --> 00:21:08,834
This Is My Dad,
Dr. Huxtable.

423
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,167
This Is Tracey
And Linda.

424
00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:11,501
Tracey,
How Are You?

425
00:21:11,634 --> 00:21:12,167
Fine.

426
00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:13,000
And
Linda.

427
00:21:13,133 --> 00:21:14,334
Nice To Meet You.

428
00:21:14,467 --> 00:21:15,567
I Must Tell You

429
00:21:15,701 --> 00:21:18,501
That You Are Going Out
With Some Very Manly Men.

430
00:21:18,634 --> 00:21:19,667
Yeah.

431
00:21:19,801 --> 00:21:20,667
Oh, Yes...

432
00:21:20,801 --> 00:21:21,767
We're Going
To Be Late.

433
00:21:21,901 --> 00:21:23,167
No, No,
Wait, Wait.

434
00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:24,667
I Just Wanted
To Tell You

435
00:21:24,801 --> 00:21:27,701
When I Went Out
To Dances At This Age

436
00:21:27,834 --> 00:21:28,901
I Used To Take...

437
00:21:29,033 --> 00:21:30,067
We Have To Go.

438
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,534
Wait, Wait,
The One Thing I Wanted To Say...

439
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:33,734
Well, Go Ahead.

440
00:21:33,868 --> 00:21:35,234
Just Have
A Good Time.

441
00:21:35,367 --> 00:21:38,133
I Hope It Doesn't
Rain On Your Face.

442
00:21:44,334 --> 00:21:45,534
I'm Ready.

443
00:21:45,667 --> 00:21:48,434
Look At All These
Beautiful People.

444
00:21:48,567 --> 00:21:50,100
I Want To Take A Picture.

445
00:21:50,234 --> 00:21:52,300
Dad, We Don't
Want To Be Late.

446
00:21:52,434 --> 00:21:53,501
It's
All Right.

447
00:21:53,634 --> 00:21:54,767
How Do
I Look?

448
00:21:54,901 --> 00:21:55,767
Good.

449
00:21:55,901 --> 00:21:56,868
How Do
I Look?

450
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:57,868
Good.

451
00:21:58,033 --> 00:21:59,200
What About Us?

452
00:21:59,334 --> 00:21:59,901
Good.

453
00:22:00,033 --> 00:22:00,901
How About Me?

454
00:22:01,033 --> 00:22:01,634
Good.

455
00:22:01,767 --> 00:22:02,634
How Do I Look?

456
00:22:02,767 --> 00:22:03,634
Good.

457
00:22:03,767 --> 00:22:04,734
Denise, Come On!

458
00:22:04,868 --> 00:22:06,467
I Want To Take A Picture.

459
00:22:06,601 --> 00:22:07,601
How Do I Look?

460
00:22:07,734 --> 00:22:08,667
Good!

461
00:22:08,801 --> 00:22:10,467
All Right,
Everybody.

462
00:22:10,601 --> 00:22:11,601
Say

463
00:22:11,734 --> 00:22:12,934
'Newmonnoids'.

464
00:22:13,067 --> 00:22:14,067
Newmonnoids!

465
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,200
Ah! All Right.

466
00:22:16,334 --> 00:22:17,334
This Is Something

467
00:22:17,467 --> 00:22:19,033
I Will Cherish
The Rest Of My Life.

468
00:22:19,167 --> 00:22:20,868
Now All Of You,
Get Out!

469
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:21,901
Bye, Dad.

470
00:22:22,033 --> 00:22:23,400
Good Night, Dr. Huxtable.

471
00:22:23,534 --> 00:22:24,434
Goodbye.

472
00:22:24,567 --> 00:22:25,968
Good Night.

473
00:22:29,367 --> 00:22:32,334
Yea!

474
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:34,334
Now!

475
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:38,000
Oh, To Sit Here

476
00:22:38,133 --> 00:22:40,767
In My House-

477
00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:44,567
Oh, It's So
Wonderful, Dear-

478
00:22:44,701 --> 00:22:48,033
And Read My Paper.

479
00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:50,400
Of Course,
By This Time Now

480
00:22:50,534 --> 00:22:52,400
This Is Not News.

481
00:22:52,534 --> 00:22:54,801
May I Turn On The Tv?

482
00:22:54,934 --> 00:22:58,200
<I>You May Turn On Our Tv.</I>

483
00:22:58,334 --> 00:23:00,467
Thank You.

484
00:23:00,601 --> 00:23:03,467
A Week Before Mating,
The Male Peruvian Sand Cricket

485
00:23:03,601 --> 00:23:05,934
Gathers Small Sticks
And Blades Of Grass

486
00:23:06,067 --> 00:23:08,534
Which He Uses To Build
A Hut-Like Nest.

487
00:23:08,667 --> 00:23:11,434
In This Hut,
The Mating Will Take Place.

488
00:23:11,567 --> 00:23:13,601
To Lure The Female
Into The Hut

489
00:23:13,734 --> 00:23:16,100
The Cricket Rubs
His Hind Legs Together

490
00:23:16,234 --> 00:23:18,434
Producing A Loud,
Crackling Sound.

491
00:23:21,667 --> 00:23:24,501
Although Irritating
To Nearby Villages

492
00:23:24,634 --> 00:23:26,300
To The Female Sand Cricket

493
00:23:26,434 --> 00:23:28,734
It Is An Alluring,
Seductive Love Song.

494
00:23:28,868 --> 00:23:32,801
Drawn To The Hut, The Female
Enters Shyly At First

495
00:23:32,934 --> 00:23:34,234
But Once Inside

496
00:23:34,367 --> 00:23:38,467
The Male Courts Her
With A Ritualistic Mating Dance.

497
00:23:38,601 --> 00:23:41,567
Then Mating Begins.

498
00:23:41,701 --> 00:23:44,167
As The Mating Process
Nears Completion

499
00:23:44,300 --> 00:23:46,367
A Curious Thing Happens.

500
00:23:46,501 --> 00:23:48,934
The Female Flips The Male Over

501
00:23:49,067 --> 00:23:50,234
Pins Him Down

502
00:23:50,367 --> 00:23:52,234
And Eats Him Alive.

503
00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:55,901
Now Wait A Minute.

504
00:23:56,033 --> 00:23:57,667
I've Got To See This.

505
00:23:57,801 --> 00:23:59,601
Leaving Only
The Males Legs Behind

506
00:23:59,734 --> 00:24:02,534
The Female
Backs Out Of The Hut

507
00:24:02,667 --> 00:24:03,767
Knocks It Down

508
00:24:03,901 --> 00:24:05,901
And Dances On Top Of It.