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Oh, Rudy, That
Was A Good One.

2
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It's Time
For Bed.

3
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Aw, Mom!
One More?

4
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No, It's Past Your Bedtime.

5
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Clair, Just
One More.

6
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Okay, Just One.

7
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What Time Is It When An
Elephant Sits On A Fence?

8
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I Don't Know.
What Time Is It?

9
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Time To Get A New Fence!

10
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Rudy, You Have A Gift
For Telling Jokes.

11
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I Know.

12
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Okay, Baby, That's It.

13
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Let's Go.

14
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Can I Wait Up For
Daddy And Grandpa?

15
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They'll Be Late.

16
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I Could Wait.

17
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Your Grandfather Is
Playing The Trombone

18
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With His Friends Tonight.

19
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They May Stay Up Late.

20
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Rudy, It's Bedtime.

21
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Please?
Please?

22
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No.

23
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Please, Just One More
For Her Grandmother?

24
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Okay, But This Is
Absolutely The Last Joke.

25
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Okay.

26
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Knock Knock.

27
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Who's There?

28
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Orange.

29
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Orange Who?

30
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Orange You Glad
This Is My Last Joke?

31
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That's
Wonderful.

32
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And That Is The End.
Good Night, Rudy.

33
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Good Night,
Grandma.

34
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Good Night,
Honey.

35
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Can I "Zrbtt" You?

36
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What's That?

37
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This.

38
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Wait A Minute!

39
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That Was A Pitiful
Performance, Dad.

40
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Son, You've Said That
All The Way Home.

41
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Aren't You Through?

44
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No, Thank You.

45
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That's All Right.

46
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My Father Was Not Up
On That Bandstand.

47
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<I>My Father's Friends
Were Up There.</I>

48
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My Father

49
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Looked Like Somebody Shoved
A Trombone In His Hand.

50
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You're Not Too Big
To Go Over My Knee.

51
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You Never Put Me
Over Your Knee.

52
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It's Not Too Late To Start.

53
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Hi.

54
00:03:01,534 --> 00:03:03,467
How Did It Go?

55
00:03:03,601 --> 00:03:04,667
Great!

56
00:03:04,801 --> 00:03:05,667
Oh, Good.

57
00:03:05,801 --> 00:03:06,834
I Was Excited.

58
00:03:06,968 --> 00:03:09,267
When Dad Was Up
On That Bandstand

59
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I Turned To Some People
And Said

60
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"My Father's Getting
Ready To Play.

61
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Hold On To Your Chairs."

62
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I Told The Waiters
To Sit Down

63
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And Made Them Shut
The Air Conditioner.

64
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How Did He Sound?

65
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How About Some Tea?

66
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Now...

67
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Everybody Starts To Play

68
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And It Sounds
Like The Old Group.

69
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And The Drummer...

70
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And Dad...

71
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Right Along With Them.

72
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And I'm Sitting There, Going...

73
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And I'm Telling The People

74
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"That's My Father."

75
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And You-Know-Who,
Standing Next To Dad

76
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Comes To His Solo,
And He Plays...

77
00:03:52,067 --> 00:03:54,968
And Dad's Standing There,
Popping His Fingers, Saying:

78
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"Yeah, Go Ahead.
Do What You Want To Do."

79
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People Are Going Crazy,
And I Said

80
00:04:01,567 --> 00:04:03,400
"Wait Till My Father Comes On."

81
00:04:03,534 --> 00:04:05,901
And All Of A Sudden,
Z- Z-Z-H-H-H Bash!

82
00:04:06,033 --> 00:04:08,567
The Man Stopped,
Looked At Dad, And Said:

83
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"You Got It."

84
00:04:09,868 --> 00:04:11,801
And My Father Stood Up

85
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<I>And I Told Everybody,
"This Is It!"</I>

86
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And My Father's There-

87
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* F-R-R-P *

88
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* F-E-E-P *

89
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* F-A-A-P *

90
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And Then Stood Back

91
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And Acted Like He Had Played

92
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The Greatest Thing
Anybody Ever Heard, Mom.

93
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<I>And It Was Just Pitiful.</I>

94
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Dad, Why Didn't You Play More?

95
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That Was My Solo.

96
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I'd Said What
I Wanted To Say.

97
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I've Always
Prided Myself

98
00:04:50,968 --> 00:04:53,467
On Coming To The Point
With My Music.

99
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

100
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You?!

101
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My Father Is A Man

102
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Who When It Was His Turn
To Take A Solo

103
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This Man Started To Play.

104
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The Other Band Members
Knew It Was His Solo.

105
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They Came Down
Off The Bandstand

106
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Got Their Coats

107
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Got In The Car

108
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Drove To The
Next State

109
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To Start Another Job.

110
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Finished
That Set

111
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Looked At Their
Watches And Said

112
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"Well, We'll Just Casually
Drive On Back."

113
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They Walked Into The Club
And Just Leisurely Came By

114
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To Go Back Into
The Dressing Room

115
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And My Father

116
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<I>While Playing For
The Past Three Hours Nonstop</I>

117
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Looked At These Men
As If To Say:

118
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"What Are You Doing Here?
I'm Just Warming Up."

119
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Jazz Is A Feeling

120
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Tonight, I Played
What I Felt.

121
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Yes, You Did.

122
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When You Left For The Club,
You Were Excited.

123
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What Happened?

124
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I Don't Know.

125
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Those Other Guys
Are Still Playing.

126
00:06:02,033 --> 00:06:04,234
They Go On The Road-
They're Active.

127
00:06:04,367 --> 00:06:05,534
I've Retired.

128
00:06:05,667 --> 00:06:06,901
Oh.

129
00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:09,234
There's A Difference
Between Cutting On A Banana

130
00:06:09,367 --> 00:06:11,234
And Working On
Someone Who's Alive.

131
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<I>That Band Is Alive.</I>

132
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What Will You Do
At The Tribute?

133
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What Tribute?

134
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You Know
Russell's Band.

135
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They're All Getting
Together Next Week

136
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To Have An Old-Fashioned
Jam Session.

137
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You Know, Mr. Sinclair-
Roscoe Sinclair-

138
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Before He Died, He Said
He Wanted The Fellas

139
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To Have An Old-Fashioned
Jam Session.

140
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Everybody At The Club
Is Talking About It.

141
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I Will Be There.

142
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Yes.

143
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But Are You Going To Play

144
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* F-R-R-P *

145
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* F-E-E-P *

146
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* F-A-A-P *

147
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<I>Or Are You Going To Play?</I>

148
00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:43,634
<I>I'll Play
Just Fine.</I>

149
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I Don't Want To Discuss It.

150
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I Want A Cup Of Tea.

151
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Okay.
Okay.

152
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I Just Want You To Know

153
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That Your Grandchildren
Will Be There.

154
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Oh, Clair, I Don't Think
They'd Be Interested.

155
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No, No.

156
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Your Grandchildren
Would Be Interested

157
00:07:00,767 --> 00:07:02,467
In Seeing Their
Grandfather Play.

158
00:07:02,601 --> 00:07:05,033
But A Nightclub Is
No Place For Children.

159
00:07:05,167 --> 00:07:09,501
Dad, You Started Taking Me
To Your Jobs When I Was Ten.

160
00:07:09,634 --> 00:07:11,467
And Look How You Turned Out.

161
00:07:12,801 --> 00:07:13,501
Grandpa!

162
00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:15,267
Yeah, Rudy!

163
00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:16,701
You're Supposed
To Be In Bed.

164
00:07:16,834 --> 00:07:18,701
I Want Somebody
To Tuck Me In.

165
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That's A Granddad's Job.

166
00:07:20,734 --> 00:07:23,567
Okay, I'll Have Some
Hot Tea Waiting For You.

167
00:07:23,701 --> 00:07:25,968
Come On, Rudy.
I'll Tell You A Story.

168
00:07:26,100 --> 00:07:27,968
You Don't Have To.
I Know Some Jokes.

169
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You Do? I Want To Hear Them All.

170
00:07:30,734 --> 00:07:32,734
He'll Be Up There A Long Time.

171
00:07:32,868 --> 00:07:35,300
I Don't Know What
To Do With Him.

172
00:07:35,434 --> 00:07:36,734
Oh, Come On, Anna.

173
00:07:36,868 --> 00:07:39,667
He Was A Professional
Musician For 40 Years.

174
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Maybe He Doesn't Want
To Play Anymore.

175
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That's Not It.

176
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Heathcliff, You Were There.
How Did It Look To You?

177
00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:50,334
It Looked To Me Like My Father
Was On The Bandstand

178
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With Fellas Who
Play All The Time

179
00:07:53,133 --> 00:07:56,701
And He Has Been Retired
And He Lost His Confidence.

180
00:07:56,834 --> 00:07:58,767
You Ought To Talk To Him.

181
00:07:58,901 --> 00:08:00,501
He Won't Listen.

182
00:08:00,634 --> 00:08:01,434
Why Won't He?

183
00:08:01,567 --> 00:08:03,234
Because He's A Huxtable Man.

184
00:08:03,367 --> 00:08:04,901
Oh, You Mean Stubborn.

185
00:08:05,033 --> 00:08:05,801
You Know It.

186
00:08:05,934 --> 00:08:06,968
I'm Not Stubborn.

187
00:08:07,100 --> 00:08:08,534
They Never Admit It.

188
00:08:08,667 --> 00:08:11,467
If I Was Stubborn,
I Would Admit It.

189
00:08:11,601 --> 00:08:14,033
I Have Tried To Get
Russell To Practice

190
00:08:14,167 --> 00:08:15,467
But He Just Won't.

191
00:08:15,601 --> 00:08:17,801
Don't Tell Me I'm Stubborn.

192
00:08:17,934 --> 00:08:19,501
He Won't Even Pick The Horn Up?

193
00:08:19,634 --> 00:08:22,701
He Picks It Up,
And Plays One Piece

194
00:08:22,834 --> 00:08:25,033
And It Is The Saddest,
Slowest Thing

195
00:08:25,167 --> 00:08:26,601
You Have Ever Heard!

196
00:08:26,734 --> 00:08:28,033
It Is
Depressing.

197
00:08:28,167 --> 00:08:31,734
Why Don't You Say Something
To Him About It?

198
00:08:31,868 --> 00:08:33,167
She Can't Do That.

199
00:08:33,300 --> 00:08:34,200
Why Not?

200
00:08:34,334 --> 00:08:35,567
Because He's
A Huxtable Man.

201
00:08:35,701 --> 00:08:36,868
Now What?

202
00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,067
The Direct Approach
Won't Get You Anywhere.

203
00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:41,400
You Have To
Sneak Up On Russell.

204
00:08:41,534 --> 00:08:43,400
Flatter Him.
Make Him Feel Good.

205
00:08:43,534 --> 00:08:44,667
Then He'll Listen.

206
00:08:44,801 --> 00:08:48,067
That Is Not Going To
Work On A Huxtable Man

207
00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:50,868
Because We Would Recognize
That Right Away.

208
00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:54,067
Cliff, I Would Never Try
Something Like That On You.

209
00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,133
You're Too Sensitive
And Perceptive.

210
00:08:56,267 --> 00:08:57,100
Thank You.

211
00:09:12,901 --> 00:09:13,834
Russell?

212
00:09:13,968 --> 00:09:14,767
Yes, Dear?

213
00:09:14,901 --> 00:09:16,434
Russell, Come Down Here, Please.

214
00:09:16,567 --> 00:09:17,434
I'm Practicing.

215
00:09:17,567 --> 00:09:19,167
It Will Only Take A Minute.

216
00:09:19,300 --> 00:09:20,234
Okay.

217
00:09:21,300 --> 00:09:23,434
Am I Practicing
Too Loud?

218
00:09:23,567 --> 00:09:24,767
That's Not The Problem.

219
00:09:24,901 --> 00:09:25,467
What's The Problem?

220
00:09:25,601 --> 00:09:26,467
Just Sit Down.

221
00:09:26,601 --> 00:09:28,167
What's The Problem, Baby?

222
00:09:28,300 --> 00:09:29,767
Did You Hear Yourself?

223
00:09:29,901 --> 00:09:30,767
Of Course.

224
00:09:30,901 --> 00:09:32,000
Here's You
Playing:

225
00:09:37,133 --> 00:09:39,767
Monday Night That Band's
Going To Be Playing:

226
00:09:42,501 --> 00:09:44,634
You Remember That Riff?

227
00:09:44,767 --> 00:09:46,100
Of Course.

228
00:09:46,234 --> 00:09:49,968
I Used To Watch A Man Play
That With Fire And Passion.

229
00:09:50,100 --> 00:09:51,934
Yes. But, Honey, You See...

230
00:09:52,067 --> 00:09:54,434
I Won't Let You Go To
That Club Monday Night

231
00:09:54,567 --> 00:09:57,567
So Spencer Cunningham Can
Outblow You On The Sax.

232
00:09:57,701 --> 00:09:59,601
He Can't Outblow Me.

233
00:09:59,734 --> 00:10:02,434
His Wife Always Said
He Could Outplay You.

234
00:10:02,567 --> 00:10:03,868
Oh...

235
00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:07,467
I Won't Sit With Her All Night
And Listen To Her Say

236
00:10:07,601 --> 00:10:10,067
"Nobody Can Play
Like My Spencer."

237
00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,801
She Won't Be
At The Table.

238
00:10:11,934 --> 00:10:13,400
She'll Probably Be Singing.

239
00:10:13,534 --> 00:10:14,400
Right.

240
00:10:14,534 --> 00:10:17,701
Off-Key And Wiggling Her Hips.

241
00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:19,167
She Wouldn't Be Up There

242
00:10:19,300 --> 00:10:21,033
If Her Husband
Wasn't In The Band.

243
00:10:21,167 --> 00:10:22,467
Do You Want To Sing?

244
00:10:22,601 --> 00:10:24,501
No, I Don't Want To Sing.

245
00:10:24,634 --> 00:10:27,167
I Want You To Play
So Roscoe Can Hear-

246
00:10:27,300 --> 00:10:30,267
Not Loud,
Because You Can Play Loud-

247
00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,133
But Good.

248
00:10:32,267 --> 00:10:33,901
How Do
You Think

249
00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:35,133
Roscoe Would Feel

250
00:10:35,267 --> 00:10:38,133
If He Looked Down From Heaven
And Heard:

251
00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,834
No, I Want You To
Play It Like This:

252
00:10:45,501 --> 00:10:46,601
All Right, Anna.

253
00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:52,200
You Think You
Can Do That?

254
00:10:52,334 --> 00:10:53,868
Do I Have
A Choice?

255
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,267
You Don't Really.

256
00:10:57,667 --> 00:10:58,534
Oh...

257
00:11:01,667 --> 00:11:02,934
Russell!

258
00:11:03,067 --> 00:11:04,167
Yes, Dear!

259
00:11:10,901 --> 00:11:12,200
Faster! Faster!

260
00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:19,567
Ah! Yeah!
That's It.

261
00:11:29,367 --> 00:11:31,234
He Always Used To Do That

262
00:11:31,367 --> 00:11:34,300
When He Wanted To
Get Me Upstairs.

263
00:11:45,634 --> 00:11:47,267
* La Ta Da *

264
00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:50,234
* Da Da Da Da Da *

265
00:11:50,367 --> 00:11:53,534
Looking Good!

266
00:11:53,667 --> 00:11:55,567
It's Not Every Day
Your Dad Plays.

267
00:11:55,701 --> 00:11:56,767
What Are You Doing?

268
00:11:56,901 --> 00:12:00,267
I'm Looking Through
This Old Photo Album

269
00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:03,701
To See If I Can Find
Some Pictures Of Dad

270
00:12:03,834 --> 00:12:05,634
With His Original Band.

271
00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:07,701
Look At All
This Stuff, Cliff.

272
00:12:07,834 --> 00:12:09,167
Uh-Huh.

273
00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:12,234
* Do You Remember... *

274
00:12:12,367 --> 00:12:14,734
We're Not Going To Play
"Do You Remember."

275
00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:16,133
Why Not?

276
00:12:16,267 --> 00:12:18,367
Because Every Time
You Start With Me

277
00:12:18,501 --> 00:12:20,634
With "Do You Remember"
About Our Wedding...

278
00:12:20,767 --> 00:12:25,000
And Then If I Can't Remember,
Then You Put Me In A Headlock.

279
00:12:25,133 --> 00:12:26,367
I Wouldn't Do That.

280
00:12:26,501 --> 00:12:29,300
Do You Remember What Time
We Were Married?

281
00:12:29,434 --> 00:12:30,467
There You Go.

282
00:12:30,601 --> 00:12:32,133
Well, Do You Remember?

283
00:12:32,267 --> 00:12:33,300
1:00 P.M.

284
00:12:33,434 --> 00:12:34,334
3:00!

285
00:12:34,467 --> 00:12:36,400
3:00 In The
Afternoon!

286
00:12:36,534 --> 00:12:38,567
I Was Just Joking,
That's All.

287
00:12:38,701 --> 00:12:40,501
Do You Remember
My Wedding Dress?

288
00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:44,133
Your Wedding Dress
Was White Charmeuse

289
00:12:44,267 --> 00:12:46,534
With A High Lace Collar.

290
00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:49,300
You Had Pearl Applique

291
00:12:49,434 --> 00:12:52,167
Cut Six Inches
Below The Knee.

292
00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:53,267
Deal With It.

293
00:12:57,767 --> 00:12:59,234
Cliff, I Love You.

294
00:12:59,367 --> 00:13:00,334
Of Course You Do.

295
00:13:00,467 --> 00:13:02,501
Let Me Ask
You A Question.

296
00:13:02,634 --> 00:13:03,534
Yes.

297
00:13:03,667 --> 00:13:05,033
What Color Tie
Did I Wear?

298
00:13:05,167 --> 00:13:07,801
You Had On A Red Tie.

299
00:13:07,934 --> 00:13:08,767
Wrong.

300
00:13:08,901 --> 00:13:11,033
Okay, It Was Burgundy.

301
00:13:11,167 --> 00:13:13,534
Wrong Again!

302
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:17,367
The Most Important Time
In Our Lives

303
00:13:17,501 --> 00:13:20,167
And You Cannot Remember
A Simple Thing

304
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:23,467
Like The Color
Of A Person's Tie.

305
00:13:23,601 --> 00:13:24,901
Your Tie Was Blue.

306
00:13:25,033 --> 00:13:26,501
Wrong Again!

307
00:13:26,634 --> 00:13:27,701
It Wasn't Blue.

308
00:13:27,834 --> 00:13:28,701
It Was Striped.

309
00:13:28,834 --> 00:13:30,634
The Tie Was Gray.

310
00:13:30,767 --> 00:13:31,801
It Was Not Gray!

311
00:13:31,934 --> 00:13:33,367
Here's A Picture Of It.

312
00:13:33,501 --> 00:13:34,400
Gray Tie.

313
00:13:34,534 --> 00:13:35,467
Gray!

314
00:13:35,601 --> 00:13:37,400
That's A Black
And White Picture.

315
00:13:37,534 --> 00:13:39,067
You Can't Tell
From That.

316
00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:40,434
Doesn't Make
Any Difference.

317
00:13:40,567 --> 00:13:41,434
It Was Gray.

318
00:13:41,567 --> 00:13:42,801
You Can See That.

319
00:13:42,934 --> 00:13:43,834
<I>Everything
Looks Gray.</I>

320
00:13:43,968 --> 00:13:45,367
My Wedding Dress
Looks Gray.

321
00:13:45,501 --> 00:13:47,367
Our Wedding Album's
In Color.

322
00:13:47,501 --> 00:13:50,067
You Don't Have To
Look At It In Color.

323
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:51,734
Aha!

324
00:13:51,868 --> 00:13:53,634
That Tie Was Red.

325
00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:54,634
Let Me See.

326
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:55,634
No.

327
00:13:55,767 --> 00:13:57,767
I'm Going To Ask
You A Question.

328
00:13:57,901 --> 00:13:59,567
What Did I Do Now?

329
00:14:00,868 --> 00:14:02,400
Were Your Shoes
Patent Leather

330
00:14:02,534 --> 00:14:03,434
Or Regular?

331
00:14:03,567 --> 00:14:04,501
Patent Lea...

332
00:14:04,634 --> 00:14:06,734
You Mean The Ones
I Was Wearing?

333
00:14:06,868 --> 00:14:07,934
Oh, Yeah.

334
00:14:08,067 --> 00:14:10,100
Those Were Leather,
Leather, Leather.

335
00:14:10,234 --> 00:14:12,133
Tell Me About
Your Flower.

336
00:14:12,267 --> 00:14:14,234
My Flower Was In My Lapel.

337
00:14:14,367 --> 00:14:15,234
Ahh!

338
00:14:15,367 --> 00:14:16,234
Okay.

339
00:14:16,367 --> 00:14:18,133
What Kind Of
Flower Was It?

340
00:14:18,267 --> 00:14:19,934
I Think It Was Daffodi...

341
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:21,200
Uh...

342
00:14:21,334 --> 00:14:22,501
Dad.

343
00:14:22,634 --> 00:14:25,200
What Did You Forget This Time?

344
00:14:25,334 --> 00:14:26,767
His Wedding Day!

345
00:14:26,901 --> 00:14:29,934
He Can't Even Remember
What He Was Wearing.

346
00:14:30,067 --> 00:14:31,367
Dad!

347
00:14:31,501 --> 00:14:32,567
Look, Son

348
00:14:32,701 --> 00:14:34,367
When You Get Married,
Burn Everything.

349
00:14:36,868 --> 00:14:38,167
Come On, Listen.

350
00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:40,334
I'm Not Listening
To Another Joke.

351
00:14:40,467 --> 00:14:41,334
One More?

352
00:14:41,467 --> 00:14:42,334
No!

353
00:14:42,467 --> 00:14:43,534
Just One More,
Please?

354
00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:44,501
All Right.
Let's Hear It.

355
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:45,334
Knock Knock.

356
00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:46,701
Another Knock-Knock Joke?

357
00:14:46,834 --> 00:14:47,934
Yes. Knock Knock.

358
00:14:48,067 --> 00:14:48,934
Who's There?

359
00:14:49,067 --> 00:14:49,701
Howard.

360
00:14:49,834 --> 00:14:50,868
Howard Who?

361
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,234
Howard You Like To
Hear Another Joke?

362
00:14:54,133 --> 00:14:55,200
Vanessa.

363
00:14:55,334 --> 00:14:56,334
No!

364
00:14:56,467 --> 00:14:58,434
Theo,
Knock Knock.

365
00:14:58,567 --> 00:14:59,801
No!

366
00:14:59,934 --> 00:15:00,834
No, Who?

367
00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:02,834
No Way!

368
00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:05,767
It's Sandra's Fault
For Buying Her That Joke Book.

369
00:15:05,901 --> 00:15:07,100
Next Time Sandra's Home

370
00:15:07,234 --> 00:15:09,667
We Lock Her Up
In Her Room With Rudy.

371
00:15:09,801 --> 00:15:10,968
Hey.

372
00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:13,033
Take A Look At This

373
00:15:13,167 --> 00:15:14,901
And See
If You Recognize Anybody.

374
00:15:15,033 --> 00:15:15,901
Where?

375
00:15:16,033 --> 00:15:16,901
Look At That.

376
00:15:17,033 --> 00:15:17,901
Grandpa!

377
00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:18,901
Uh-Huh.

378
00:15:19,033 --> 00:15:19,767
He's So Young.

379
00:15:19,901 --> 00:15:21,234
He Doesn't Have Gray Hair.

380
00:15:21,367 --> 00:15:24,801
His Hair Didn't Turn Gray
Until He Had Grandchildren.

381
00:15:24,934 --> 00:15:26,434
Is Grandpa Going
To Sing Tonight?

382
00:15:26,567 --> 00:15:27,434
No, Rudy.

383
00:15:27,567 --> 00:15:28,868
Grandpa Just Plays.

384
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,400
This Is Old People's Music,
Before They Had Words-

385
00:15:31,534 --> 00:15:34,334
When Film Had No Color,
Television Had No Picture

386
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,601
And Cars Were Made Of Iron.

387
00:15:38,567 --> 00:15:41,467
This Is A Very Important Part
Of Our History.

388
00:15:41,601 --> 00:15:43,267
Is It Going
To Be Fun?

389
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,567
It Will Be Interesting-
Like A Museum.

390
00:15:54,467 --> 00:15:58,234
These Are Not Dinosaurs.

391
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,968
These Are Musicians

392
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:05,434
<I>And They're Going To Be Jamming.</I>

393
00:16:05,567 --> 00:16:08,601
Whoa!
Whoa!

394
00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:10,667
Get Down, Dad!

395
00:16:16,567 --> 00:16:19,334
Hey.
Theo.

396
00:16:19,467 --> 00:16:20,467
Hello.

397
00:16:20,601 --> 00:16:23,467
You Are Truly
Beautiful Tonight.

398
00:16:23,601 --> 00:16:26,534
I Believe I Have Some
Money For These Children.

399
00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:28,667
You're Not Giving Them
Any Money Tonight.

400
00:16:28,801 --> 00:16:29,734
Come Over Here.

401
00:16:29,868 --> 00:16:31,868
I Want To Show You Something.

402
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:32,934
A Little Inspiration.

403
00:16:33,067 --> 00:16:34,234
Now, Who Is That?

404
00:16:34,367 --> 00:16:36,334
Will You
Look At That?

405
00:16:36,467 --> 00:16:38,434
That Is A
Handsome Group.

406
00:16:38,567 --> 00:16:39,634
You Better
Believe It!

407
00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:41,767
Grandpa, Are You
Ready To Play?

408
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:43,300
I Think So.

409
00:16:43,434 --> 00:16:45,067
Your Grandmother's Been
Giving Me Musical Direction.

410
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:49,501
Tonight Spencer Cunnigham
Is Going To Retire His Tenor Sax

411
00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:53,133
And Mrs. Spencer Cunningham
Is Going To Retire Her Hips.

412
00:16:53,267 --> 00:16:54,300
All Right!

413
00:16:54,434 --> 00:16:55,734
Let's Go
To The Gig.

414
00:16:55,868 --> 00:16:57,934
I'm Looking Forward
To Hearing You Play.

415
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,767
I'm Looking Forward
To It Myself.

416
00:16:59,901 --> 00:17:04,267
<I>Yes, And I'm Looking Forward
To Hearing You Play.</I>

417
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,467
Remember The First Time
I Heard You Play?

418
00:17:06,601 --> 00:17:07,834
No.

419
00:17:07,968 --> 00:17:11,234
Dad, You Better Remember
Or She'll Put You In A Headlock.

420
00:17:11,367 --> 00:17:12,601
Please. Come On, Dad.

421
00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:30,133
* Sun Is Shining *

422
00:17:30,267 --> 00:17:32,467
* No More Pining *

423
00:17:32,601 --> 00:17:36,400
* Bye-Bye, Blues *

424
00:17:37,367 --> 00:17:42,501
* Bye-Bye, Blues *

425
00:17:42,634 --> 00:17:44,501
* Don't Sigh *

426
00:17:44,634 --> 00:17:47,100
* Don't You Dare To Cry *

427
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:48,434
* Bye-Bye *

428
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:52,200
* Bye, Blues *

429
00:17:52,334 --> 00:17:55,200
And Now I'm Just
Going To Sit Down

430
00:17:55,334 --> 00:17:57,167
And Write Myself A Book.

431
00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:58,601
Thank You.

432
00:18:13,367 --> 00:18:14,501
Ladies And Gentlemen

433
00:18:14,634 --> 00:18:17,033
Even Though Roscoe Isn't With Us

434
00:18:17,167 --> 00:18:19,467
Wherever He Is,
I'm Sure He's Smiling

435
00:18:19,601 --> 00:18:22,968
Because We Have Here Tonight
All The Original Members

436
00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:24,200
Of "The Jazz Caravan."

437
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,834
And The Final Member
Has Just Arrived-

438
00:18:30,968 --> 00:18:32,234
"Slide" Huxtable.

439
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:44,501
Before We Start Playing,
Take A Good Look

440
00:18:44,634 --> 00:18:48,067
Because Standing Here
Is About 1,000 Years Of Jazz.

441
00:18:50,801 --> 00:18:53,067
Roscoe, Get Ready.

442
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,334
Ladies And Gentlemen

443
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,734
The Jazz Caravan!

444
00:18:58,334 --> 00:19:00,868
Normally, We Let Slide Warm Up

445
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,367
But However There Is No Time

446
00:19:03,501 --> 00:19:06,000
Because Potato And I
Are Getting Old.

447
00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:07,767
Not Me, Baby.

448
00:19:07,901 --> 00:19:09,367
You're Wrong, Baby.

449
00:19:09,501 --> 00:19:11,067
<I>Vamos, Amigos.</I>

450
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:12,234
<I>Muchachos, A Tocar!</I>

451
00:22:17,534 --> 00:22:19,767
Quite An Evening,
Wasn't It?

452
00:22:19,901 --> 00:22:21,501
Yes, It Was.

453
00:22:21,634 --> 00:22:23,133
It Was.

454
00:22:23,267 --> 00:22:26,000
Russell Hasn't
Lost His Touch.

455
00:22:26,133 --> 00:22:28,300
Spencer Hasn't, Either.

456
00:22:28,434 --> 00:22:32,100
Spencer's Lost
His Endurance.

457
00:22:32,234 --> 00:22:34,067
He's In
Dreamland.

458
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,701
And So Is Russell.