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Cockroach, Don't You Ever
Get Tired Of That Gag?

2
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No, Because You Fall
For It Every Time.

3
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You Ready For The
Shakespeare Test Tomorrow?

4
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We're Not Worried.

5
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That Play's Hard To Read.

6
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We're Not Reading It.

7
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You're Taking The Test
Without Reading "Macbeth"?

8
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We're Getting The Album.

9
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Album?

10
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These English Guys
Made A Record.

11
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No Music-
Just Words.

12
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When Perkins Assigned
It Two Weeks Ago

13
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We Signed Up At The
Library For The Record.

14
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We're Picking It
Up After School.

15
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Tonight We'll
Listen Our Way To An "A."

16
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I Wish I'd Known They
Had "Macbeth" On A Record.

17
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It Took Me A Week
To Read It.

18
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Later, Fellas.

19
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See You.

20
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A Week To Read The Play.

21
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We Did The Right Thing.

22
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Yeah.

23
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Oohhh.

24
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What?

25
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Burger Alert.

26
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Ooohhh. She's A
Double Burger.

27
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No, No. Deluxe Burger
With The Works.

28
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I've Never Seen Her.
She Must Be New.

29
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New And Improved.

30
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I'll Introduce Myself.

31
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No.

32
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You Can't Just Go Up
To A Deluxe Burger.

33
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You Need Something
Interesting To Talk About.

34
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I'll Talk About Me.

35
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I Saw Her First.

36
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Then You Go Talk
To Her About Me.

37
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Hey, Her Locker's Stuck.

38
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Hi.
Hi.

39
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Hi.

40
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Having Trouble
With Your Lock?

41
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I Can't Get It Open.

44
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All Right.
Here's My Combination.

45
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Are You New Here?

46
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Yeah, We Moved Here
From Chicago.

47
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Oh, Chicago.

48
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I've Heard It's
Pretty Nice There.

49
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Yeah, It Is Nice.

50
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That's What I've Heard.

51
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Theo, Having Some Problems?

52
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Sorry.
It Won't Open.

53
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Go To The Office
And Get A New Locker.

54
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Good Idea.
Thanks.

55
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I'll Take You.

56
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I Know
Where It Is.

57
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What's Your Name?

58
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Theresa.

59
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Mine's Theo.

60
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I'm Cockroach.

61
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Cockroach?

62
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My Real Name Is Walter,
But I Prefer Cockroach.

63
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Nice To Meet You.

64
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And Theo, I Really
Appreciate Your Help.

65
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Any Time.

66
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Did You Hear What
She Said To Me?

67
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"Theo, I Really
Appreciate Your Help."

68
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So?

69
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So?!

70
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That's What She Said,
But What She Meant Was

71
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"Theo, Welcome To My Life."

72
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Hi, Mommy, We're Back.

73
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Do You See
What You're Doing?

74
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What?

75
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You're Making Puddles.

76
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Please Leave Your Boots
By The Door.

77
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Okay.

78
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Have Fun Sledding?

79
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Yes. Daddy Got On, Too.

80
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He Did?

81
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Are You
All Right?

82
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No.

83
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You're Making Puddles.

84
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Oh, I'm Sorry.

85
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Come Here.

86
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Go Downstairs And Take
Those Wet Things Off.

87
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Okay.

88
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I "Zrbtt" You.

89
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"Zrbtt" Mommy.

90
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I "Zrbtt" You.

91
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Thanks. Go Change And
Come Have Some Hot Cocoa.

92
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With Lots Of Marshmallows?

93
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Lots.

94
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With A Candy Bar?

95
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No.

96
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Okay.

97
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What Happened?

98
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I'm Old.

99
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I Watched The Children

100
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And I Stood There
Like A Father, Smiling.

101
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The Kids Were Going Down
The Hill On Their Sleds.

102
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All Of A Sudden
I Started To Remember

103
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When I Was A Kid

104
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How I Used To Run
With The Sled In My Hand

105
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And Keep It From Banging
This One Knee.

106
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You Have To Run That Way.

107
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So I
Said

108
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"Honey, Can Dad
Do One One Time?"

109
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She Said,
"Dad, You Don't Know... "

110
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I Said,
"When I Was A Kid... "

111
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Then All These Kids
Stood Around Me

112
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Acting Like I Didn't
Know What I Was Doing.

113
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So Then, Of Course,
I Really Decided To Show Them.

114
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So I Got Back About Ten Feet

115
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And I Ran With
The Thing Beside Me.

116
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I Started Going,
And I Was Running Real Fast.

117
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<I>And Then I Put It Down
And I Hit The Sled.</I>

118
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And, Um...

119
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Well, My Stomach Is Much
Bigger Than It Used To Be.

120
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I Knocked The Wind
Out Of Myself

121
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And The Sled Went That Way.

122
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All I Remember...

123
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I Woke Up

124
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And The Little Children Had
Built Snow All Around Me.

125
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Cliff, I Think You
Deserve Extra Marshmallows.

126
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Oh, Thank You.

127
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I'd Like It In My Tea.

128
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You Want Tea?

129
00:06:08,934 --> 00:06:10,601
Yes, Please.

130
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With A Candy Bar?

131
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No.

132
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But If You Go Lie Down

133
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I'll Bring You Tea
And Give You A Rubdown.

134
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Yeah?

135
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Mm-Hmm.

136
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Just Tell Me

137
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Where
It Hurts.

138
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Missed Us!
Got You Last!

139
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Hey, Dad.

140
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Hello,
Dr. Huxtable.

141
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Do You Know How Much Damage

142
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A Snowball Can Do To A Window?

143
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It's Their Fault.

144
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You Didn't Throw At Them First?

145
00:07:02,868 --> 00:07:04,434
Just In Self-Defense.

146
00:07:05,767 --> 00:07:07,033
Oh, No.

147
00:07:07,167 --> 00:07:08,167
What?

148
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I Dropped The
Shakespeare Record.

149
00:07:09,667 --> 00:07:11,567
You've Got To Go Get It.

150
00:07:11,701 --> 00:07:13,501
Hey, Hey.
Get Down.

151
00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:15,334
Stay Away From The Window.

152
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You Go Man The Door.

153
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Go Ahead.

154
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All Right...
Hit It.

155
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Aaaggghh!

156
00:07:30,534 --> 00:07:32,801
We Need That Record
To Study For The Test.

157
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Dad, They Won't
Throw At You.

158
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Please,
Dr. Huxtable.

159
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Step Out Of The Way.

160
00:08:08,901 --> 00:08:11,467
This Is Dr. Huxtable!

161
00:08:11,601 --> 00:08:15,000
I Delivered Some Of You!

162
00:08:19,734 --> 00:08:23,434
I'm A Parent And A Taxpayer

163
00:08:23,567 --> 00:08:30,000
And I'm Probably The Only Adult
Who Will Sue Little Children!

164
00:08:39,634 --> 00:08:41,400
All Right.
Thanks, Dad.

165
00:08:41,534 --> 00:08:42,934
Here You Go.

166
00:09:15,334 --> 00:09:17,000
Cliff, Where Are You Going?

167
00:09:17,133 --> 00:09:20,567
A Man's Got To Do
What He's Got To Do.

168
00:09:21,634 --> 00:09:23,834
When Are You Coming Back?

169
00:09:25,901 --> 00:09:26,968
Cliff?

170
00:09:59,000 --> 00:09:59,868
Yeah.

171
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,200
We Better Get Ready.

172
00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:03,200
One More Game
Of Tackle Hoops.

173
00:10:03,334 --> 00:10:05,567
We Have To Listen
To "Macbeth."

174
00:10:05,701 --> 00:10:07,701
You Going To
Ask Theresa Out?

175
00:10:07,834 --> 00:10:09,067
Thinking About It.

176
00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:11,801
If It Doesn't Work,
Point Her Toward A Real Man.

177
00:10:11,934 --> 00:10:13,367
Do You Know Any?

178
00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:19,300
Maybe We Could Double Date-
You, Theresa, Me And Denise.

179
00:10:19,434 --> 00:10:20,634
Denise Huxtable?

180
00:10:20,767 --> 00:10:23,834
Yeah. Your Sister
Is A Major Burger.

181
00:10:23,968 --> 00:10:25,767
Get Out Of Here.

182
00:10:25,901 --> 00:10:27,234
I'm Talking

183
00:10:27,367 --> 00:10:29,634
Double, Supreme-Deluxe Burger,
With Fries On The Side.

184
00:10:29,767 --> 00:10:31,534
You're Out Of Your Mind.

185
00:10:31,667 --> 00:10:33,934
Come On.
We've Got To Get Started.

186
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:36,234
What's Your Rush?
Loosen Up A Little.

187
00:10:36,367 --> 00:10:38,234
One More Game,
Then We'll Study.

188
00:10:38,367 --> 00:10:39,300
You're On.

189
00:10:42,701 --> 00:10:45,267
Cliff, You Were
Magnificent.

190
00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:47,567
When Those Turkeys
Saw I Meant Business

191
00:10:47,701 --> 00:10:49,300
They Headed For The Hills.

192
00:10:49,434 --> 00:10:51,167
I Didn't Even
Throw One Snowball.

193
00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:52,934
I Did See You Throw One

194
00:10:53,067 --> 00:10:55,567
At That Child
You Hit In The Back.

195
00:10:55,701 --> 00:10:59,601
I Wanted To See
If I Still Had It.

196
00:11:01,234 --> 00:11:03,267
What's Going On
Upstairs?

197
00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:05,534
Oh, You Know What That Is?

198
00:11:05,667 --> 00:11:09,901
Cockr... Walter
Came Home With Theo.

199
00:11:10,033 --> 00:11:12,834
Why Do They Have To
Tear The House Down?

200
00:11:12,968 --> 00:11:14,300
Because They're Boys, Dear.

201
00:11:14,434 --> 00:11:15,601
Teenage
Boys.

202
00:11:15,734 --> 00:11:16,767
You Don't Understand.

203
00:11:16,901 --> 00:11:18,834
Fifteen-Year-Old
Boys Get Together

204
00:11:18,968 --> 00:11:20,834
And The First Thing They Do

205
00:11:20,968 --> 00:11:23,834
Is They Start To
Talk About Girls.

206
00:11:23,968 --> 00:11:26,100
Then That Gets Them All Excited.

207
00:11:28,167 --> 00:11:31,634
Then They Don't Know
What To Do With Each Other

208
00:11:31,767 --> 00:11:35,634
So They Start Throwing Each
Other Up Against The Wall.

209
00:11:43,701 --> 00:11:45,400
Dad, You Moved The Basket.

210
00:11:45,534 --> 00:11:46,567
Really?

211
00:11:46,701 --> 00:11:48,400
Aren't You Supposed
To Be Studying?

212
00:11:48,534 --> 00:11:50,167
We're Taking A Break.

213
00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:51,834
So You Have Been Studying?

214
00:11:51,968 --> 00:11:53,701
No, We Thought
We'd Break First.

215
00:11:53,834 --> 00:11:56,968
Let Me Explain To You
How This House Was Built.

216
00:11:57,100 --> 00:12:02,000
There's Only About Six Inches Of
Wood And Plaster Between You...

217
00:12:02,133 --> 00:12:06,000
And A Twelve-Foot
Drop To The Living Room.

218
00:12:06,133 --> 00:12:11,501
You Are Less Likely To Fall
If You Are Studying.

219
00:12:11,634 --> 00:12:12,467
Right, Dad.

220
00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:14,167
Got You,
Dr. Huxtable.

221
00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:15,701
By The Way

222
00:12:15,834 --> 00:12:20,767
The Front Of The Huxtable House
Is Now Free Of Desperados.

223
00:12:22,901 --> 00:12:25,434
Come On, We Better
Get Started.

224
00:12:25,567 --> 00:12:27,334
Yeah, Put On
The First Record.

225
00:12:27,467 --> 00:12:28,400
Okay.

226
00:12:32,067 --> 00:12:37,033
<I>"The Tragedy Of Macbeth,"
By William Shakespeare.</I>

227
00:12:37,167 --> 00:12:39,501
Act One, Scene One.
Scotland.

228
00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:41,300
Enter Three Witches.

229
00:12:42,834 --> 00:12:46,200
<I>When Shall We Three Meet Again?</I>

230
00:12:46,334 --> 00:12:48,534
In Thunder, Lightning,
Or In Rain?

231
00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:52,033
<I>When The Hurly-Burly's Done,
When The Battle's Lost And Won.</I>

232
00:12:52,167 --> 00:12:55,968
<I>That Will Be Ere
The Set Of Sun.</I>

233
00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:57,367
<I>Where's The Place?</I>

234
00:12:57,501 --> 00:12:58,701
<I>Upon The Heath.</I>

235
00:12:58,834 --> 00:13:01,367
<I>There To Meet
With Macbeth.</I>

236
00:13:01,501 --> 00:13:03,033
<I>I Come, Graymalkin!</I>

237
00:13:03,167 --> 00:13:04,367
<I>Paddock Calls.</I>

238
00:13:04,501 --> 00:13:05,634
<I>Anon!</I>

239
00:13:05,767 --> 00:13:09,133
<I>Fair Is Foul, And Foul Is Fair.</I>

240
00:13:09,267 --> 00:13:13,801
Hover Through The Fog
And Filthy Air!

241
00:13:13,934 --> 00:13:15,000
<I>Exeunt.</I>

242
00:13:16,868 --> 00:13:18,834
What Was That?

243
00:13:18,968 --> 00:13:21,634
Are They Speaking English?

244
00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:23,534
What's A "Graymalkin?"

245
00:13:23,667 --> 00:13:24,534
I Don't Know.

246
00:13:24,667 --> 00:13:26,100
What's A "Hurly-Burly?!"

247
00:13:26,234 --> 00:13:27,667
I Don't Know!

248
00:13:27,801 --> 00:13:29,767
We Better Skip
To The Middle.

249
00:13:29,901 --> 00:13:32,167
They Won't Ask Us About
The Beginning, Anyway.

250
00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:34,801
<I>If It Were Done When 'Tis Done</I>

251
00:13:34,934 --> 00:13:36,868
Then 'Twere Well
It Were Done Quickly.

252
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,901
If The Assassination Could
Trammel Up The Consequence

253
00:13:40,033 --> 00:13:43,000
And Catch, With His Surcease,
Success

254
00:13:43,133 --> 00:13:47,100
That But This Blow Might Be
The Be-All And The End-All Here

255
00:13:47,234 --> 00:13:50,100
But Here, Upon This Bank
And Shoal Of Time

256
00:13:50,234 --> 00:13:52,601
We'd Jump The Life To Come.

257
00:13:52,734 --> 00:13:54,200
Cockroach?

258
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,200
Yeah?

259
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:56,934
We're In Deep Trouble.

260
00:14:00,901 --> 00:14:01,767
That's Amazing!

261
00:14:01,901 --> 00:14:03,767
I Couldn't Have Said That.

262
00:14:03,901 --> 00:14:06,868
I Don't Know,
But I Wouldn't Have Said That.

263
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,934
Vanessa, Get Off The Phone.

264
00:14:09,067 --> 00:14:10,200
This Is
An Emergency.

265
00:14:10,334 --> 00:14:11,300
Hold On, Janet.

266
00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:12,634
What's
The Emergency?

267
00:14:12,767 --> 00:14:14,300
We're Calling The New York
Shakespeare Company.

268
00:14:14,434 --> 00:14:15,400
Why?

269
00:14:15,534 --> 00:14:16,968
We Have To See
"Macbeth" Tonight.

270
00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:19,200
Janet, Can I Call You Back?

271
00:14:19,334 --> 00:14:20,300
Yeah.

272
00:14:20,434 --> 00:14:21,634
What's Going On?

273
00:14:21,767 --> 00:14:24,534
We Were Listening To
The Record Of "Macbeth"

274
00:14:24,667 --> 00:14:26,367
But We Don't Understand It.

275
00:14:26,501 --> 00:14:29,133
If We Could See
What The Actors Were Doing

276
00:14:29,267 --> 00:14:30,267
We'd Understand.

277
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:31,701
Is This For A Test?

278
00:14:31,834 --> 00:14:33,067
Yeah, It's Tomorrow.

279
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:34,167
Did You Read It?

280
00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:34,634
No.

281
00:14:34,767 --> 00:14:36,100
Why Not?

282
00:14:36,234 --> 00:14:38,667
Vanessa, I Really Don't Need
Your Criticism Right Now.

283
00:14:38,801 --> 00:14:40,067
Fine.

284
00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:42,834
I'm Coming Back For The
Phone In Five Minutes.

285
00:14:42,968 --> 00:14:44,267
Here It Is.

286
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:45,901
Great. What's
The Number?

287
00:14:46,033 --> 00:14:48,434
555-7218.

288
00:14:48,567 --> 00:14:49,667
Hurry Up!

289
00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:51,234
Okay, Okay.
It's Ringing.

290
00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:54,300
Hello?
Are You Doing "Macbeth" Tonight?

291
00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:56,234
You're Not.

292
00:14:57,334 --> 00:14:59,367
"The Taming Of The Shrew"?

293
00:14:59,501 --> 00:15:01,734
Is It Anything Like "Macbeth"?

294
00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:05,234
Oh.

295
00:15:05,367 --> 00:15:07,300
Do You Know Of Any Place

296
00:15:07,434 --> 00:15:09,200
Where They're Doing
"Macbeth" Tonight?

297
00:15:10,501 --> 00:15:11,667
Are You Sure?

298
00:15:12,801 --> 00:15:14,234
Okay, Thanks.

299
00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:16,234
We're Sunk.

300
00:15:17,434 --> 00:15:18,901
Hi.

301
00:15:19,033 --> 00:15:20,767
Hi, Denise.

302
00:15:20,901 --> 00:15:22,133
Hi, Cockroach.

303
00:15:22,267 --> 00:15:23,334
Wait A Minute.

304
00:15:23,467 --> 00:15:25,567
Denise, You Studied
"Macbeth," Right?

305
00:15:25,701 --> 00:15:26,567
Sure.

306
00:15:26,701 --> 00:15:27,601
You Read It?

307
00:15:27,734 --> 00:15:28,601
Yeah.

308
00:15:28,734 --> 00:15:29,901
Tell Us About It.

309
00:15:30,033 --> 00:15:30,934
What Happens?

310
00:15:31,067 --> 00:15:32,834
Didn't You
Read The Play?

311
00:15:32,968 --> 00:15:34,968
Why Is Everybody
Criticizing Me?!

312
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,801
Please, Just Tell Me
What Happened.

313
00:15:37,934 --> 00:15:39,100
Take It Easy.

314
00:15:39,234 --> 00:15:40,868
Macbeth Is A Soldier.

315
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,067
He Wants To Be King.

316
00:15:45,234 --> 00:15:48,667
He And His Wife
Decide To Kill The King

317
00:15:48,801 --> 00:15:49,767
And He Does.

318
00:15:49,901 --> 00:15:51,200
And Then The King's...

319
00:15:52,367 --> 00:15:54,968
The King's Son Comes
Back With His Friends

320
00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:57,000
And Right Before
Macbeth Gets It

321
00:15:57,133 --> 00:15:59,133
He Talks About How
Life's Meaningless

322
00:15:59,267 --> 00:16:01,400
Because We're All Going
To Die Anyway.

323
00:16:01,534 --> 00:16:02,534
Got It.

324
00:16:02,667 --> 00:16:04,767
I Really Like
Your Hair That Way.

325
00:16:06,467 --> 00:16:09,267
Tell Us All About
The Symbolism.

326
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,234
If You Knew
You'd Be Tested

327
00:16:11,367 --> 00:16:12,734
Why Didn't You
Read It?

328
00:16:12,868 --> 00:16:14,067
It's Impossible
To Understand.

329
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:15,334
You Know What You Need?

330
00:16:15,467 --> 00:16:16,133
What?

331
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:16,968
Cleland Notes.

332
00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:18,234
What's That?

333
00:16:18,367 --> 00:16:19,734
They're Study Guides
For Shakespeare Plays

334
00:16:19,868 --> 00:16:23,200
That Tell You What's Happening
And What The Symbolism Is.

335
00:16:23,334 --> 00:16:26,300
So While You Read The Play,
It Explains Everything.

336
00:16:26,434 --> 00:16:28,434
If You Have The Cleland Notes

337
00:16:28,567 --> 00:16:29,934
Why Read
The Play?

338
00:16:30,067 --> 00:16:30,801
You Should.

339
00:16:30,934 --> 00:16:32,367
Where Do
We Get Them?

340
00:16:32,501 --> 00:16:33,601
At Renner's
Bookstore

341
00:16:33,734 --> 00:16:34,767
Near Brooklyn College.

342
00:16:34,901 --> 00:16:36,000
Ooh, Cockroach.

343
00:16:36,133 --> 00:16:38,501
I'll Bet Some Great
Burgers Hang Out There.

344
00:16:38,634 --> 00:16:40,167
Yeah!
College Burgers.

345
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,567
What's A "Burger"?

346
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:42,667
A Good-Looking Girl.

347
00:16:42,801 --> 00:16:44,467
You Call Them "Burgers"?!

348
00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:48,567
Yeah.

349
00:16:48,701 --> 00:16:50,267
A Burger's A Piece Of Meat.

350
00:16:53,033 --> 00:16:55,534
We Don't Mean It That Way.

351
00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:56,767
I Don't Care.

352
00:16:56,901 --> 00:16:59,400
That's One Of The Most
Sexist, Degrading Remarks

353
00:16:59,534 --> 00:17:01,000
I Have Ever Heard.

354
00:17:01,133 --> 00:17:02,634
You Don't
Call A Woman

355
00:17:02,767 --> 00:17:04,901
A "Burger" Or
Any Other Object.

356
00:17:05,033 --> 00:17:06,534
We're
People.

357
00:17:06,667 --> 00:17:09,667
What If I Were To Call You
A "Clydesdale"?

358
00:17:11,868 --> 00:17:13,567
Look At That Clydesdale!

359
00:17:13,701 --> 00:17:15,601
He's A Twelve-Wagon Puller!

360
00:17:17,868 --> 00:17:19,734
Are You Finished
With The Phone?

361
00:17:19,868 --> 00:17:22,834
Do You Know What These Guys
Call A Good-Looking Girl?

362
00:17:22,968 --> 00:17:23,801
You Mean "Burgers"?

363
00:17:23,934 --> 00:17:24,767
You Know?

364
00:17:24,901 --> 00:17:26,534
Yeah.
It's Kind Of Cute.

365
00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:27,968
You Should Be Insulted.

366
00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:31,100
A Burger Is A Piece Of Meat.

367
00:17:31,234 --> 00:17:34,601
I Never Thought
About It That Way.

368
00:17:34,734 --> 00:17:35,801
You Guys

369
00:17:35,934 --> 00:17:37,100
Are Disgusting!

370
00:17:38,167 --> 00:17:39,300
We're
Sorry.

371
00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:41,300
We Won't
Do It Again.

372
00:17:41,434 --> 00:17:42,467
Wait,
Denise!

373
00:17:42,601 --> 00:17:44,734
How Do We Get To
Renner's Bookstore?

374
00:17:44,868 --> 00:17:46,467
If You Want
To Know

375
00:17:46,601 --> 00:17:48,200
<I>Find Another Burger,
Clydesdale.</I>

376
00:17:53,968 --> 00:17:55,634
These Cleland Notes
Are Great.

377
00:17:55,767 --> 00:17:57,367
"Macbeth" Summarized
In Twelve Pages.

378
00:17:57,501 --> 00:17:59,434
I'm Finished Reading
The Play Already.

379
00:17:59,567 --> 00:18:00,534
Me, Too.

380
00:18:00,667 --> 00:18:02,801
We're Done,
And It's Only 9:00.

381
00:18:02,934 --> 00:18:04,334
We Should Thank These People.

382
00:18:04,467 --> 00:18:06,000
Yeah.

383
00:18:06,133 --> 00:18:07,334
We'll Ace This Test

384
00:18:07,467 --> 00:18:09,234
And Get B's
For The Semester.

385
00:18:09,367 --> 00:18:11,000
"Also Available
In Cleland Notes:

386
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,067
'Julius Caesar.'"

387
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,834
We're Reading That
Next Year.

388
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:14,901
All Right, Cleland!

389
00:18:15,033 --> 00:18:17,300
They Also Have
"The History Of America"

390
00:18:17,434 --> 00:18:18,734
"The History Of Civilization"

391
00:18:18,868 --> 00:18:19,968
Chemistry, Physics-
Everything.

392
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,901
Let's Buy The Whole Set.

393
00:18:22,033 --> 00:18:24,501
We Can Get Through College
In One Year.

394
00:18:24,634 --> 00:18:26,868
I Wasn't Even Thinking
Of Higher Education

395
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,434
Till I Found This.

396
00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:31,067
We Could Major In Everything.

397
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,033
I'm Going Home
To Watch Tv.

398
00:18:33,167 --> 00:18:35,234
I'll Go Downstairs
And Watch It.

399
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:37,868
Hey, Mom.

400
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:39,067
Good Night,
Mrs. Huxtable.

401
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,067
Finished Studying?

402
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,968
Yup.
Can I Watch Tv?

403
00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:43,701
Ready For Your Test?

404
00:18:43,834 --> 00:18:44,634
Definitely.

405
00:18:44,767 --> 00:18:45,634
See You, Theo.

406
00:18:45,767 --> 00:18:46,667
See You,
Cockroach.

407
00:18:46,801 --> 00:18:47,667
Walter,
What's This?

408
00:18:47,801 --> 00:18:48,534
What?

409
00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:49,534
This.

410
00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:50,534
Cleland
Notes.

411
00:18:50,667 --> 00:18:51,534
Helped Us
Study.

412
00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:52,601
<I>Oh.</I>

413
00:18:52,734 --> 00:18:55,000
Well, I'm Off
To The Hospital.

414
00:18:55,133 --> 00:18:56,033
Hey,
Dad.

415
00:18:56,167 --> 00:18:57,067
How You Doing?

416
00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,167
Remember This?
Cleland Notes.

417
00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:00,334
Cleland Notes!

418
00:19:00,467 --> 00:19:01,467
Sure I Remember.

419
00:19:01,601 --> 00:19:03,834
Kids In Our School
Would Read This

420
00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:06,701
When They Didn't Want
To Read The Assignment.

421
00:19:06,834 --> 00:19:09,267
But They Weren't
As Prepared For The Test

422
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:10,901
As They Thought They Were.

423
00:19:11,033 --> 00:19:13,767
None Of Our Children
Would Do That.

424
00:19:15,133 --> 00:19:15,834
Never!

425
00:19:15,968 --> 00:19:17,000
Never.

426
00:19:17,133 --> 00:19:19,200
None Of Their Friends
Would Do That.

427
00:19:19,334 --> 00:19:21,534
<I>Of Course Not.</I>

428
00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:23,901
If You Read Only
The Cleland Notes

429
00:19:24,033 --> 00:19:26,200
You'd Know Character Names
And Main Events

430
00:19:26,334 --> 00:19:28,634
But You'd Miss Some
Very Subtle Points

431
00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:31,534
Like What Lady Macbeth Meant
When She Said:

432
00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:34,234
"Screw Your Courage
To The Sticking Place

433
00:19:34,367 --> 00:19:36,000
And We'll Not Fail!"

434
00:19:38,834 --> 00:19:41,968
You Know What Took Place
After She Said That.

435
00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:44,667
Yes, Indeed!
It Did Happen Then.

436
00:19:44,801 --> 00:19:45,801
Mm-Hmm.

437
00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:48,234
Well, I Certainly Am Glad

438
00:19:48,367 --> 00:19:52,267
That I Did Not Graduate From
The Cleland School Of Medicine.

439
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,367
And I'm Sure
That My Patients

440
00:19:54,501 --> 00:19:56,534
And My Insurance Company
Are Happy

441
00:19:56,667 --> 00:20:01,300
That I Did Not Graduate From
The Cleland School Of Medicine.

442
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,300
I Will See You All Later.

443
00:20:03,434 --> 00:20:04,834
See You,
Dad.

444
00:20:04,968 --> 00:20:06,200
Bye-Bye.

445
00:20:06,334 --> 00:20:09,267
Not A Fit Night
For Man Nor Beast

446
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:12,367
But I'm Going To
Deliver These Babies.

447
00:20:23,033 --> 00:20:25,701
All Right,
You Asked For It!

448
00:20:25,834 --> 00:20:29,667
Now You're Going To Get It,
You Little Weasels!

449
00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:37,234
Good Old
Cleland Notes.

450
00:20:37,367 --> 00:20:38,334
Here You Go.

451
00:20:38,467 --> 00:20:40,234
Well, As Someone
Once Said:

452
00:20:40,367 --> 00:20:42,100
"Tomorrow And Tomorrow
And Tomorrow

453
00:20:42,234 --> 00:20:44,901
Creeps At This Petty Pace
From Day To Day."

454
00:20:45,033 --> 00:20:46,601
Was That
From "Macbeth"?

455
00:20:47,701 --> 00:20:48,968
It Couldn't
Have Been.

456
00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:51,234
It Wasn't In
The Cleland Notes.

457
00:20:51,367 --> 00:20:52,434
Are You Worried

458
00:20:52,567 --> 00:20:53,968
About
The Test?

459
00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:56,100
No. Are You Worried?

460
00:20:56,234 --> 00:20:57,267
No.

461
00:20:58,334 --> 00:20:59,968
Think
We Should

462
00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:00,968
Read The Play?

463
00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:02,133
No.

464
00:21:05,734 --> 00:21:06,601
Aaaggghhh!

465
00:21:15,300 --> 00:21:17,868
Cliff, This Is Where
We Should Go Tonight.

466
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,868
"El Rio De La Plata
Restaurante."

467
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:23,334
El Rio De La Plata Restaurante.

468
00:21:23,467 --> 00:21:24,367
Yes.

469
00:21:24,501 --> 00:21:25,701
"Taste Of Argentina

470
00:21:25,834 --> 00:21:28,200
"Nestled In The Heart
Of Greenwich Village.

471
00:21:28,334 --> 00:21:31,033
Authentic Nouvelle-Style
South American Cuisine."

472
00:21:31,167 --> 00:21:35,133
El Rio De La Plata Restaurante.

473
00:21:36,234 --> 00:21:38,334
They Have Strolling Guitarists.

474
00:21:38,467 --> 00:21:40,334
El Rio De La Plata Restaurante.

475
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:41,334
Stop It!

476
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:42,834
Hi.

477
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:44,601
Hi. How Was School?

478
00:21:44,734 --> 00:21:45,300
Good.

479
00:21:45,434 --> 00:21:46,334
And The Test?

480
00:21:46,467 --> 00:21:48,400
Not Bad.
I Think I Did Okay.

481
00:21:48,534 --> 00:21:49,033
Really?

482
00:21:49,167 --> 00:21:50,400
Yeah.

483
00:21:50,534 --> 00:21:53,734
I Was Worried When I Heard
You And Dad Last Night

484
00:21:53,868 --> 00:21:56,767
But Half The Questions
Were Covered By Cleland Notes.

485
00:21:56,901 --> 00:21:57,634
And The Other Half?

486
00:21:57,767 --> 00:21:59,367
I Recognized Some Names.

487
00:21:59,501 --> 00:22:02,868
I Think My Answers
Made Good Sense.

488
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,467
How Did Walter Do?

489
00:22:04,601 --> 00:22:06,100
He Was Smiling Afterwards.

490
00:22:08,133 --> 00:22:11,000
So You Just Got By?

491
00:22:11,133 --> 00:22:13,100
Better Than That.
Probably A "C."

492
00:22:13,234 --> 00:22:14,834
So You Must Be Happy.

493
00:22:14,968 --> 00:22:15,934
Yeah!

494
00:22:16,067 --> 00:22:17,334
I Did Pretty Well

495
00:22:17,467 --> 00:22:19,434
Considering I Didn't
Read The Play.

496
00:22:19,567 --> 00:22:21,434
You Ever Plan To Read It?

497
00:22:21,567 --> 00:22:22,934
That Test Is History.

498
00:22:23,067 --> 00:22:24,033
You Haven't
Taken

499
00:22:24,167 --> 00:22:26,167
Your Last Test On "Macbeth."

500
00:22:26,300 --> 00:22:27,033
I Haven't?

501
00:22:27,167 --> 00:22:28,100
You'll Read "Macbeth"

502
00:22:28,234 --> 00:22:30,767
And You Won't Do Anything
Until You Do.

503
00:22:30,901 --> 00:22:33,033
And Then You'll
Take Another Test

504
00:22:33,167 --> 00:22:34,534
Given By Me.

505
00:22:35,667 --> 00:22:36,968
Are You Serious?!

506
00:22:37,100 --> 00:22:38,133
Dad?

507
00:22:38,267 --> 00:22:39,133
She's Serious.

508
00:22:39,267 --> 00:22:40,567
I Am Very Serious.

509
00:22:40,701 --> 00:22:42,534
The Test Will Be All Essay

510
00:22:42,667 --> 00:22:45,367
Covering Acts One Through Five
And Footnotes

511
00:22:45,501 --> 00:22:49,667
And There Will Not Be
One Question From Cleland Notes.

512
00:22:49,801 --> 00:22:53,167
But I Have A Date With
This New Girl At School.

513
00:22:53,300 --> 00:22:55,133
You Better Get Started Then.

514
00:22:57,667 --> 00:22:58,734
Okay.

515
00:22:58,868 --> 00:23:00,567
And I Know That
Shakespeare's Language

516
00:23:00,701 --> 00:23:02,534
Can Be Very Difficult
To Understand

517
00:23:02,667 --> 00:23:05,100
So If You Want To
Discuss Anything

518
00:23:05,234 --> 00:23:06,167
Feel Free.

519
00:23:06,300 --> 00:23:08,868
I'll Be In My Room... Forever.

520
00:23:09,934 --> 00:23:12,501
I Like Your Style.

521
00:23:12,634 --> 00:23:15,067
I Haven't Read "Macbeth"
In 20 Years.

522
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:17,234
I Only Remember Some Passages.

523
00:23:17,367 --> 00:23:20,033
You Better Start Reading Then.

524
00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:23,934
Come On, Cliff.
I Need Your Help.

525
00:23:24,067 --> 00:23:25,868
No.

526
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,133
Please?!

527
00:23:27,267 --> 00:23:29,767
You Only Have To Read
The First Two Acts.

528
00:23:29,901 --> 00:23:31,801
I'll Read The Last Three.

529
00:23:31,934 --> 00:23:33,667
Whenever I Used To Read It-

530
00:23:33,801 --> 00:23:34,767
"Thou Goest... "

531
00:23:34,901 --> 00:23:36,200
I'd Spit On Myself.

532
00:23:38,434 --> 00:23:39,868
Cliff, Please?

533
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,667
We Could Snuggle Up
Under The Covers

534
00:23:43,801 --> 00:23:44,868
And Read "Macbeth"

535
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,167
And It Could
Take All Night.

536
00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:48,200
Really?

537
00:23:48,334 --> 00:23:50,734
And I'll Be
Lady Macbeth.

538
00:23:52,100 --> 00:23:54,834
And I'll Be
The Big Bad Wolf.

539
00:23:56,834 --> 00:23:59,367
There Is No Big Bad Wolf In "Macbeth."

540
00:23:59,501 --> 00:24:01,767
There Will Be
When I Read It.